Lukas Gage asks about cringeworthy moments

Summary

Handsome – Episode Summary

Episode: Lukas Gage Asks About Cringeworthy Moments
Hosts: Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, Mae Martin
Release Date: October 21, 2025
Special Guest: Lukas Gage (voice memo question)

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Overview

In this lively and freewheeling episode of Handsome, comedians Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, and Mae Martin dive into the theme of “cringeworthy moments and desperate stunts for attention.” Actor Lukas Gage (The White Lotus, Smile 2) submits the week’s question, prompting the trio to share their own embarrassing stories, reflect on attention-seeking behaviors, and, true to form, meander into hilarious tangents about growing up, comedy, and household quirks. The group also celebrates each other's current projects and drops tidbits about their daily lives post-tour and in between gigs.

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Episode Highlights & Discussion Points

1. Life Updates: New Homes and Homebody Vibes

• Fortune shares her recent move: downsizing to a cozier house, recounting the speed of the process, and delighting Mae (03:00–08:08). She jokes about “going full bachelor,” with almost no furniture but retaining her beloved arcade machine.
  • "I'm like going full bachelor in this house. No furniture and an arcade game." – Fortune (07:35)
• Mae discusses planned bachelor pad games and invites Fortune over; Halloween party plans surface but Tig demurs due to travel (08:16–09:07).
• Tig reflects on enjoying the “normalcy” of her life—daily routines, doing laundry, caring for her kids—after years of touring and filming (27:17–28:29).
  • “I love doing the podcast… it feels like that balance of, like, I’m podcasting, doing shows, and running around, but really being in my life and not just cramming it in between tours.” – Tig (27:41)

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2. Mae's TV Stardom & On-Screen Nudity

• Fortune and Tig celebrate Mae’s Netflix hit, Wayward, noting its lingering popularity and Mae’s "heartthrob" status (10:15–12:13).
• Fortune describes Mae’s infamous nude scene on the show:
  • “May’s partner on the show is like ‘come over here’... and then May starts crawling... takes their shirt off... somehow turns over... here comes the ass, hands down.” (11:32)
• The group muses on the tastefulness (or not) of the scene, internet reactions, and exposure. Mae confirms she wore nude “grannies” during filming (13:34–13:55).
• Meta moment: They riff on how Mae “wrote” the scene for themselves—“So May wanted us to see their ass.” (13:09)

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3. Tangents: Friendship, Therapy, and the Dance Plague

• Therapy Retreat: Mae is about to embark on a five-day therapy retreat without a phone; everyone jokes about a new, zen “personality upgrade” (19:40–21:41).
• Historical Oddity: Mae (again) shares the story of the “1518 dancing plague” and Frau Troffea, sparking chaos and jokes about “crazy bread” (22:10–25:30).
  • “Why were people like, yeah, I can’t stop, won’t stop dancing until I die?” – Fortune (24:42)
• Beauty Gadgets Gone Wild: Mae displays a new infrared LED face mask, prompting running jokes about “vibrating your face” and “getting the f--- out of my face” (32:33–33:17).

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4. Listener Question: Lukas Gage Asks About Desperate Stunts for Attention

▶️ Timestamp: 37:25

• Introduction: Fortune introduces the week’s guest question from The White Lotus’s Lukas Gage:
  • “What is the most desperate stunt that you've ever pulled just to get attention? Talking next morning, you wake up and you cannot believe you really did that.” – Lukas Gage (37:30)
• The hosts dish about Lukas’s infamous TV moment on The White Lotus (“He ate a guy’s ass on TV,” Fortune, 38:21), leading to a (very) frank debate on the difference between "rimming" and "eating ass," much to Tig’s mock horror (39:02–40:17).

Host Cringe Stories

• Mae:
  • At 13, pretending to be a Scottish character, Mae spit on a stranger’s shoe to get a laugh and was mortified:
    • “The world stopped turning as soon as I—I’ve never...” (43:02)
    • Mae’s guilt lingered for years: “Everyone was just like, you’re unhinged... I was just trying to be funny.” (45:51)
• Fortune:
  • Faked having a retainer at school with a paperclip for “cool points.”
    • “Did you have embarrassment or shame the next day?” “More of just like, what was that?” (47:13–47:36)
• Tig:
  • At age 6 or 7, covered both legs in Band-Aids for her class photo, thinking it looked cool, then was mortified when her mom got the photos.
    • “I thought it looked so cool to have all these injuries on my leg... So I get my picture taken... My mother sees it... and I was so embarrassed.” (49:40–51:12)
• Mae again:
  • As a kid, Mae and friends would give each other “eye hickeys” to look like they had black eyes because they thought it looked cool. (51:49–52:09)

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5. Lukas Gage’s Own Mortifying Story

▶️ Timestamp: 52:24

• Lukas recounts his most cringeworthy attention-seeking moment:
  • At a Hollywood “Vanity Fair” party post-pandemic, he spotted Fortune at the valet, got overexcited, and leapt onto the hood of her car, shouting her name as if they were old friends. Next morning, cold-sweat regret ensued. (46:33–47:08)
  • "The next morning, I woke up in a cold sweat, and I could not believe I did that." – Lukas Gage (53:35)
• Fortune recalls the moment: “Obviously I didn't hit him with my car, but they kind of threw himself on the hood of my car. I didn’t think twice about it. I just thought it was a funny bit.” (54:08–54:22)

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6. Comedy Circle: Meg Stalter’s Lunacy and Lukas’s Reality-TV Wedding

• Mae and Fortune rave about comedian Meg Stalter’s dedication to absurd comedy, and her epic Instagram livestreams (55:54–56:39).
• Fortune shares that Lukas Gage married Kardashian's hairdresser Chris Appleton on reality TV (56:00–57:07).

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Notable Quotes

• "I'm like going full bachelor in this house. Like no furniture and an arcade game." – Fortune (07:35)
• “That's what I'm up to. Thank you, even if that's not sincere.” – Tig (28:31)
• “May shows ass. Yeah, I do show ass.” – (10:44)
• “You're a famous comedian.” – Mae to Tig, on why everyone gets Tig’s humor (15:31)
• “I thought it looked so cool to have all these injuries on my leg... I was so embarrassed.” – Tig (49:40)
• “I spit at the couple, and it landed on their shoe... I was like, I'm so sorry, I don't know why I did that.” – Mae (43:02)
• “It was a paperclip... for some reason I thought that would make me cool.” – Fortune (47:05)
• “The next morning, I woke up in a cold sweat, and I could not believe I did that.” – Lukas Gage (53:35)

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Memorable, Ridiculous Moments

• Tig answering the phone in the middle of podcasting for a doctor call (09:37–10:02).
• Fortune’s home security alarm going off; she steps away mid-podcast to check it (44:15–45:13).
• Lengthy digression into the difference between rimming and eating ass, much to Tig’s chagrin (39:41–40:17).

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Fortune’s house move/bachelor life: 03:00–08:08
• Halloween party shenanigans / Mae's “Twinkerbell": 08:16–09:16
• Mae’s Wayward nude scene and discussion: 10:15–12:13, 13:09–13:55
• Therapy retreat / prepping for a new “Zen” personality: 19:40–21:41
• The dance plague tangent: 22:10–25:30
• Lukas Gage’s question and White Lotus story: 37:25–38:43
• Hosts’ embarrassing stories: 43:02–49:40
• Lukas’s embarrassing story (voicemail): 52:24–53:40

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Closing and Plugs

• Mae announces their big US/Canada tour, asking for fan support (58:01–58:30).
• Fortune plugs upcoming shows, including Chicago, San Jose, Fresno, Charlotte, St Petersburg, Orlando, Vancouver, Seattle (58:42–59:24).
• Tig highlights her appearance at the Montclair Film Festival with Stephen Colbert and TV/film promo events (59:24–60:38).
• Merch and social plugs, with Fortune hyping “ghost crew necks” and “handsome zip hoodies.” (57:23–57:45)

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Summary

This Handsome episode is a showcase of the hosts’ chemistry and comedic improvisation, charting highs and lows of seeking attention in youth and adulthood. The guest question from Lukas Gage sets everyone off down memory lane—and body humor tangents—yielding confessions about spitting on strangers, fake retainers, and over-the-top party antics. The episode is punctuated by the hosts’ authentic affection, self-deprecating humor, and a healthy dose of chaos, making it a joy for fans and newcomers alike.

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For more Handsome, subscribe and check out merch at handsomepod.com, and if you’re having a cringeworthy moment—know you’re in good company.

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Cheers.

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Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I'm May Martin, joined by Fortune, Feamster and Tignotaro.

[C]

You guys, Fortune.

[D]

We need some information about your home. I, I need information.

[A]

Well, because we were, we did a minisode when we were going to be.

[D]

Doing a. I'm sorry, a minisode.

[A]

Oh, sorry, that's from another podcast.

[C]

What do we call them?

[A]

Our Pretty little Episodes.

[C]

Pretty Little episodes. Yeah, we were supposed to do a full one.

[D]

Yeah. But we did a miniature one because.

[A]

Your Internet wasn't, wasn't up yet. But we were wondering whether 10:30. Yeah, that's what we were wondering whether.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, that's what that, that's Internet o'.

[C]

Clock.

[A]

So, so how. Yeah, how was the move? Tell us everything. Girl.

[D]

Girl. Dish.

[C]

Girl. Well, yeah, so I, I got a, a new home that I am Moving into. Currently, it all happened very quickly. I. When we had looked for the last house that we were in, we looked for, like, two years. LA's market is just bananas. And I had just kind of gotten to the point where I just felt like the house was too big for just me, you know, like, it's a lovely home and it's. But it's like, for a family, you know, it's like it was even too big for when Jax and I were in there together.

[D]

And May would be happy to move in. You do know that.

[C]

Come on, man.

[A]

You got. I know you got that Pac man machine.

[C]

That's right. Well, it's come. It's come with.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. I just was, like, coming home from the road, and I was just like.

[D]

I just.

[C]

This is, like, cavernous.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Phil at home.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And I just, like, casually texted a real estate friend, and I. I said, hey, I want to just kind of start casually looking.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Nothing serious, but, like, if you see anything cool, just send it my way. And. And there was a. How I wrote her because there was a house in my neighborhood I was curious about. I didn't think it was right, but I was like, I just want to check it out, just to kind of see what's out there. Yeah. And she goes, yeah, sure. And then. And then here are, like, five other places, and one of them, I was.

[B]

Like, oh, this one's cool.

[C]

It reminded me of my first house I bought out here. Yeah.

[D]

I remember you saying you loved that.

[C]

I love that house.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But this one was a little bit bigger, but one story and just cozy and.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

With a more space. And I was like, this one looks cool. And I saw it two days later, and I was like, yep.

[A]

Oh, my God. I really admire that.

[C]

Literally went that fast.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

I really do. That's one of my favorite qualities in a person is, like, just pulling the trigger, you know, just make the. Make the. Also spiritually, like a fresh start like that. And, like, there's. Yeah. Just make some new memories in a new space, I think.

[C]

So I just. I just wanted something that was smaller. And I just. I knew I could, like, being by myself. Just knew where everything was. And, like, in the house. I'm not upstairs. Not being able to hear downstairs.

[D]

Wait, so you didn't. Hadn't. You hadn't gotten your bearings in your old house? Didn't know your way around?

[A]

No, I mean, where everything was.

[C]

I mean, as far as, like, if I'm upstairs and someone broke in or.

[D]

Something, I can't hear you.

[C]

Know, I don't know. Just the safety of it, I think.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Was more of it for me and, and to maintain it.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, this old house had like a gazillion bathrooms. Like, I don't, I don't want to have to deal with all that. Right.

[D]

So you're a one toilet kind of galv.

[C]

Two toilet kind of gal. And so, yeah, I just, you know, walked into it and just had the vibe where it again reminded me of my old house that I really loved.

[D]

And I was like, this is it. And are you getting some good bites on the other house to sell?

[C]

We're gonna put it up for sale at some point, but that hasn't happened yet. But yeah, so I moved this last week. That's why I missed our recording because the move ended up taking six hours. I thought it would take like three or four and you know, it's still kind of bare bones. I only move some furniture, but I'll just be a little bachelor with some sparse furniture for a little bit.

[D]

That's fun though. I'm excited for you.

[A]

I'm so excited. I think the question on all of our minds is did you bring the plastic plant?

[C]

The plastic plant has made its way.

[A]

Okay, great.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

You're not. You're not there now. You're not. Podcast from the new place.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So we're. I'm curious to see the new pot casting setup.

[C]

Well, I, I this the I my office area. I've got to figure out if I'm going to ju it up somehow. But the video game. I have a multi cade arcade standup.

[A]

Hell yeah, you do.

[C]

It has made its way to this house and it's in my office now.

[A]

Get me over there, girl.

[D]

Get on over here. I like.

[C]

So yeah, I'm like going full bachelor in this house. Like no furn, no furniture and an arcade game.

[A]

We can't.

[D]

You need framed pictures of me, May and Thomas on your. Okay.

[C]

Individual and group.

[D]

And what about a. A picture of Kitty City?

[C]

Why not?

[D]

Yeah, why not? Why not?

[C]

Why not?

[A]

Yeah, we're gonna have to get your new address and you're gonna be getting some stuff in the mail.

[D]

What about a lava lamp?

[C]

You guys could also come over sometime.

[A]

Well, it's crazy that we're.

[C]

Did you just turn down my invite?

[D]

I just, you know, I don't have a car. I like to stay in my neighborhood.

[C]

May doesn't have a car. And still Ubers everywhere.

[A]

I'm gonna. I mean, to be two bachelors in our respective bachelor pads. Playing games like, I'm playing darts, you're playing Pac Man. We gotta just combine forces.

[C]

I still gotta make it to your bachelor pad.

[A]

Yeah, you do. I'm gonna have a Halloween party.

[C]

All right. Come on.

[A]

Are you guys in?

[D]

I'm gonna be in Toronto. Not to avoid your party.

[C]

I'm going to Toronto. Just avoid this party. That's how much Tick doesn't want to dress up in costume costumes.

[D]

Well, no. I go as an aging lesbian every year.

[C]

Nice.

[A]

But you love a mustache. You would. You would rock a mustache.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, me, too.

[C]

Yeah, you could just wear that and call it a day. Maybe I could wear mustache and say I'm gone as Tig.

[A]

Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, I like that.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I'm gonna maybe go as Twinkerbell. So I'm gonna be like a sort of gay boy Tinkerbell.

[D]

Whoa.

[C]

What? What does that outfit until shirtless?

[A]

I'm still workshopping it, but, yeah, it's like, shirtless with, like. Like. But with, like, a vest over it, you know?

[D]

And then hide the nips.

[A]

Hide the nips. Of course. And then maybe, like. Like some little shorts or something.

[C]

Well, this is fitting for what's happening in your life right now, which is.

[D]

Can you hold on? I'm sorry, one second. This might be a call that I have to. For a doctor's appointment. I'm sorry. Hold on one second.

[C]

Sure, sure.

[D]

Hello?

[A]

This feels like a prank.

[C]

Edge of your seat.

[A]

I feel like that was a start.

[D]

Calling from where? Oh, yes, yes. Hi, this is.

[C]

This will be on the pod.

[A]

We have to keep this in. Yes, she's left her head.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

Bye.

[D]

Bye. Sorry, what'd you say?

[A]

We have to keep.

[C]

This is part of the pod now.

[A]

I mean, I thought that was a prank. Because the way it was, like. Oh, sorry. I'm just getting. Hello?

[C]

The way I set it up. Where May. Is that in their life right now? Tig, I don't know if you knew this, but May is even an even bigger heartthrob than they were before.

[D]

Why?

[B]

Their show, Wayward, still a big hit. It's still number one on Netflix.

[D]

Of course it is. Why wouldn't it?

[C]

I know, but May's an even bigger heartthrob now. Did I. I don't know what episode.

[D]

Why are you yelling at me?

[C]

But at some point, May. May shows ass.

[A]

Yeah, I do show ass.

[D]

May Marie, Mae Marie shows your dungarees back on, my friend. We already know you're a show. Listen. Yeah, take.

[C]

Listen to this.

[D]

So you've seen May's ass.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Have you seen Maze ass? I haven't seen Maze.

[C]

Clearly.

[D]

I would remember that.

[C]

Clearly. I'm the better friend of all of y'. All.

[D]

I never claim to be a good friend to anyone.

[C]

Okay. But take picture this.

[A]

All right, well, you watch this.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

This is really crazy. Thank you.

[D]

Look, if you're a real friend of mine, don't look at my ass, okay? That's how I gauge a good friend. Give me some privacy. Go ahead.

[C]

Well, I'm gonna paint the picture for you. The May's partner on the show is like, come over here. And May goes to stand up and she goes, no, don't stand. And then May starts crawling like this. And then takes. Takes their shirt off, ripped to glowing. You sure? And then turn. Somehow turns over. I can't remember how that part happened.

[A]

She flips.

[C]

Here comes the ass. Hands down.

[D]

Ass out. Ass out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

That's our May. A little cowboy.

[D]

And that's the end of the series.

[A]

It's the cliffhanger. That's it. No, it's.

[C]

You don't know what happens after that.

[D]

And there's no follow up to the series.

[C]

Make up your own end. It. It literally goes the end.

[D]

Yeah. And that and meaning May's ass is the end.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And so it's like a Mad Libs TV series is you make up. You fill in the blank.

[A]

May I say it was very Please. Tastefully. You know, you're not seeing asshole. You're or full time.

[C]

I thought this is so tasteful.

[D]

Is it like, gather around the family.

[C]

Taste like this. This is so tasteful.

[A]

So tasty. Get railed on the. And also, my wife is seven months pregnant in it and fully clothed. And I'm fully naked. It's insane.

[C]

And you're just getting railed from behind.

[D]

So is that the episode five? Like, holy cow.

[C]

Was that the. The number?

[A]

Yeah, I. It was really. Yeah. Embarrassing. But then people are commenting on it being like saying things. Nice things, not nice things. But then someone just commented. Didn't May write this too? So. So May wanted us to see their ass. Yeah. That's a good way to frame it.

[C]

Good ass.

[A]

They had to CGI out because you're wearing like a flesh colored piece of cloth covering your nether regions. Like.

[D]

And so they always wear those.

[A]

Do you.

[D]

Even when.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[A]

You do actually wear flesh colored underwear, don't you?

[D]

I do. I wear Pontus.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Granny Pontis.

[A]

Grantees.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Anyway, thanks for watching Fortune.

[D]

I'm gonna watch it.

[C]

Congrats on it's still number one. It's been over, what, over a week?

[A]

I think it's about to get knocked out by Ed Gaines. The serial killer Ryan Murphy thing. I think it's Ryan Murphy, which is. So what does that say about our cult? Sure. You know, I mean, I'll be watching it, but.

[D]

Who knows what it says? I want to tell you that it keeps running through my mind that the other day, I can't remember if it was on a full episode or a minisode, whatever you called it, there was something that I feel like I delivered that could have sounded rude. And I was like, oh, I wonder if May took that the wrong way. I was talking. We were talking about some show, and I said, I'll be watching Wayward before I watch that.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, no, I took it as a compliment.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I didn't want it to sound like I was saying I would watch that. No, I have all the plans in the world to watch Wayward, but Stephanie and I are waiting to be together.

[A]

Zero brush. There's a lot to watch. And I. I. Yeah, I have to.

[D]

Get through all my stories before I get to Wayward.

[A]

I don't think I've ever been offended by anything either of you have said.

[D]

Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's really good. I haven't been offended by Tig. I. Well, I know I'm.

[A]

I feel like I always get it. Like, I. Yeah, I've never been.

[D]

I feel like most people, I think, get my sense of humor.

[A]

Yeah. You're a famous comedian.

[C]

Well, sure.

[D]

But there are people. Sure.

[C]

They.

[D]

I remember I was doing something on stage. Stage where somebody in the front row, they were like, oh, I know what it was where I was teasing the Indigo Girls coming out, and this woman was shaking her head with deep disappointment. And I said, what's wrong? And she said, I. I guess I just thought you were nicer than this. And I was like, wow, so this person really doesn't get my sense of humor. Like.

[A]

But.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, that's insane.

[D]

Yeah. But, no, you guys haven't offended me, and I. I feel confident. I haven't said anything trying to upset anybody, but if I do, let me know and we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. Work it out.

[C]

Yeah, work it out, you guys. Yeah, we'll go to couples therapy. Also on the same.

[D]

We'll go to throuples therapy. Hello.

[A]

Or will all three of us go to hr which is Thomas. And we'll.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

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[A]

I'm gonna be really, like, therapized soon because today I fly to this therapy retreat that I'm doing for six days. I'm flying tonight. Packed my little bag, not bringing a synthesizer, not bringing my contouring.

[D]

What are you gonna do?

[C]

Not even. Not even your clear eye mascara.

[A]

I'm bringing none of that. I'm going in bare bones, baby.

[C]

Just your butt. Just your bare ass.

[A]

My bare ass? Yeah. I'm nervous, though, to have my phone taken away.

[C]

You're there for, like, five days.

[A]

Six. Yeah, I had my intake call, and I know I can't. You're not supposed to really share what goes on inside. Like, part of it is discretion and.

[D]

But, girl, you're going to.

[A]

Girl, you know me, girl, listen, off the bottle, I will, but I know I have to be. I have.

[C]

Yeah. We don't want you banned from there.

[D]

We don't want you arrested.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

Like it.

[A]

But I am arrested.

[C]

Oh, that could happen.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I think I'll probably feel really anxious for the first couple days, just not.

[D]

If not the whole six days.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, listen, am I gonna get the whole time.

[D]

Arrowhead with your phone and synthesizer? Clear mascara and that hot dog. Remember that hot dog?

[A]

Do I ever.

[D]

I try and, like, remove that. I think I need therapy. It's an intrusive thought sometimes where I'm.

[C]

Like, oh, and the two chips as.

[A]

The garnish, the two Doritos, the little gherkin.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But anyway, I might come out with a totally different personality. I might be like, hi. Hi, guys.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Lovely to see you. I don't know.

[C]

I'm feeling Zen. You'll be like, of the earth.

[D]

I don't know if we'll be able to use you on the podcast.

[C]

Yeah, we need you to be funny.

[D]

Yeah. And, like, quirky. You know, you got to fill your role, you know, you definitely need your facts.

[A]

Yeah, I got a. I got a. May fact.

[C]

Give it to us.

[A]

Oh, maybe I told you already. Take.

[D]

Oh, well, then never mind. Let's move on. So. Oh, okay. Let's sell it again.

[A]

It's about the dance plague. Yeah. I have told it. I told you about it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Never mind. To take it back. Basically, fortune. There was this woman. That's all I think about. There was a woman in 1518 called Frau Trafalgar Frau Trafali, actually, tell me more. Don't remember your name. I don't remember.

[D]

I think I must have tuned you.

[C]

Out because I don't remember.

[D]

Merch alert.

[C]

Cannot be real.

[D]

This is like a Star wars character.

[A]

Can you google 1518 dance plays and Frau Trowey?

[C]

However, that spelling is up to you.

[A]

So she starts dancing. Yeah.

[D]

I didn't know the gender.

[C]

Fra Fowey.

[D]

Thomas is typing is a real name. Who cares?

[C]

Tell the story. May spell it for the folks because they'll never guess.

[A]

Okay. Frau F, R A, U. And then Trofia T, R O F, F, E, A. Okay, this is good. Thomas is just sent, I guess from Wikipedia or something. I'm going to. Okay. In July 1518, a woman whose name was given.

[D]

I'm going to go to the bathroom. Tell me what happened.

[C]

This is where we would put in a toilet flush.

[A]

Side effect. A woman whose name was given us also. What did he mean, whose name was given? As. As Frau Troffea stepped into the street and began dancing. She seemed unable to stop and she kept dancing until she collapsed from exhaustion. After resting, she resumed the compulsive frenzied activity and continued this way for days. Within. Within a week, more than 30 people were similarly affected. They kept going long past the point of injury. City authorities were alarmed by the ever increasing. So it basically was a contagious dance.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[A]

People died and whatever. And then she. I think Trefowi went to different towns and she.

[C]

And recruited people to die dancing.

[A]

Yeah, she kept starting these dances.

[D]

The fact that this story has come up twice, I'm getting the vibe we've entered another bear portal.

[A]

I know. Get me to the Institute.

[C]

Crazy, though. And why were people like, yeah, I can't stop, won't stop dancing until I die.

[A]

Well, some people think that it was like a poison in the yeast of the bread or something had gone bad in the town and they were all psychotic. But I don't know. I think it was a curse.

[C]

Crazy bread.

[A]

Yeah. All that crazy bread.

[D]

Anyways, there's crazy bread.

[A]

Yeah. What did you mean by that? I went with it, but yeah, you said yeast. Oh, yeah.

[D]

Yeah. But then you said, oh, yeah, that crazy bread. Insinuating that people just know about crazy bread.

[C]

What?

[A]

What's happening?

[C]

What? You're showing that people ate bread and went nuts and started dancing till they died.

[A]

It sounded like crazy bread is a thing.

[D]

What has happened to our show?

[C]

What?

[D]

How could we possibly get as much information as we just got and then we fractal. We just fell off the wagon of conversation and looked at each other like, what are you talking about? Nobody knows what the other person is talking about.

[C]

And none of us knew that we were going to talk about this today.

[A]

No, we did not.

[D]

And I've already heard about it.

[A]

I know. Poor.

[D]

I've already heard about Frau Chafowi. Lucky.

[A]

No, it was probably different when you heard it, too. It's changing.

[C]

Well, what a fact. May. Thank you.

[A]

You're welcome.

[D]

And can we just put a cap on that?

[A]

I think we bend your fowey for years.

[D]

I think we should. I've. You're attached to Frau Chiff.

[C]

No, I don't mind it. Two against one. All right, May and I've shared some tidbits of our life. Tig, would you like to add anything to. No.

[A]

Okay, let's get to our question.

[C]

No, I'm not ready. I'm not ready yet.

[D]

Yeah, I don't really have anything to say. There's a lot going on in my life.

[C]

God, I wish you did more.

[D]

I'm just, I. You know, Stephanie's still in London and I'm, I, I, I'm like, I, I'm. I, I, I've said it a million times. I'm just enjoying living my normal life. I, you know, just normal mode. I am. And I, I, I love it. And I'm fortun Marie. How dare you. Yuck my yum.

[C]

I'm totally kidding.

[A]

Fortune's playing Pac man in an empty.

[D]

House, and I'm, like, doing laundry, folding clothes, emptying the dishwasher, picking up the kids, going to the grocery store.

[A]

I wish you did more, actually. Yeah.

[D]

But I am still. I'm still in that mode, and I'm really enjoying it.

[C]

Oh, I love that.

[D]

But I do, I love doing the podcast. I have a show, I think tomorrow night, and, you know, Papa Grande is going to come over, hang out with Max and Finn. And so it feels like that balance of, like, I'm podcasting, I'm doing shows, and I'm running around. Like, the call I answered earlier was Max and Finn's doctor appointment. And it just feels nice to be submerged in the life that I've normally been out in the world working towards having.

[C]

Right.

[D]

But, but really being in my life.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And not just cramming it in in between tours.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Or, or filming, but, like, really being in it. And it just, it just feels. Feels nice.

[A]

So that's really nice.

[C]

I love.

[D]

That's what I'm up to. Thank You. Even if that's not sincere.

[C]

It is wildly sincere. I think about you as I'm playing my arcade game all the time.

[D]

What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

[C]

That's.

[A]

That's what I. I crave that type of life take, and that's what the. The institute is going to help me conjure.

[D]

Are you talking about just balance in general? Of.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. And I want a family, so I want to be the best version of myself, you know, in order to magnetize that life that I want. Yeah.

[C]

And you. So you definitely want kids.

[A]

I want kids in my life that I'm raising.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Does that count?

[C]

Sure. Whatever means it comes by.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I. Yeah. I want to make up weird stories and games. I know there's other stuff to do with parenting, but that's the part that's pretty much it. Right? Yeah.

[C]

Fanciful world.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

You know what I also really enjoy is. This is very embarrassing to admit. I have this game in my head where I'm like, okay, if somebody. If somebody popped into our house while Stephanie's out of town. Even when Stephanie's in town, but she's. And let's just take it right now while she's out of town. In my mind, I'm like, I'm gonna keep up this house to a T. Because, like, if there was, like, a house patrol that popped in and was like, are the dishes clean? Are the clothes clean? Are they folded and put away? Are they. You know, is. Are the cats fed?

[C]

Did you. Are.

[D]

Is there enough food in the house, like, making sure that balance is going on, that everything is handled? I. It's like that. I guess it makes sense, because it's like, when I train for something or I'm, like, trying to get my health in order. I'm not into, like, competing against anyone in a team situation. I'm like, I want to make sure I'm on top of what I'm doing. You know what I mean? And so it's like the ultimate me against me game where I'm like, oh, my gosh, I forgot the laundry. It's in there. And before Max and Finn get home, I want all of their clothes put away. And anyway, so that's my little saddest.

[C]

You're winning right now.

[D]

I am, but I still have. I have a load of laundry that isn't. I'm sure the listeners get a life. I do have one. This is the life I want. But. So I have a little bit of laundry that still needs to be dried and folded. But after that, after we record, I go get those little cubs and boom, their house is all ready.

[C]

Oh, I love that. Yeah.

[A]

Fortune and I should pop in unannounced in disguise as house inspectors, just at a random point to be like, this house in tip top shape. Everything runs smooth. Yeah.

[C]

And have a list.

[D]

Yes. And call me out and be like, listen, I feel like the TV room should be a little cleaner and. But I can show you what I have done and why the. The TV room is a little in disarray still.

[C]

Yeah. So we do take explanations, so that's good.

[A]

I don't. I don't really see mess. Like my. I. My eyes would be like, this is.

[D]

This will look behind you like the.

[C]

Last four podcasts you've had. Just like a mountain of. To the right of you.

[A]

I stuff. I'm donating.

[D]

Hey, May, remember the. The rule of show, don't tell.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta deal with this.

[C]

I'm like, look at the. Look at the pile that May's collecting over there.

[A]

Yeah. I do have a new object that for. For when we're beauty influencers.

[C]

Oh, yes. I miss my beauty influencer days.

[A]

I haven't busted it out yet, but it's like a.

[C]

What is it? Oh, it's the infrared mask.

[A]

Yeah. LED infrared mask.

[D]

What does that do?

[A]

It like vibrates and relaxes your face or something.

[C]

It. Your face.

[A]

Fortune.

[C]

I'm getting my. I'm getting the F out of my face. He said I'm getting the fuck.

[D]

I am stunned. I've never heard something vibrates.

[C]

So just assume that's what happens to your face is it gets effed.

[D]

I was just talking about how I play a game where the house patrol is going to come by and see if I've folded my laundry and. And tidied the TV room and emptied the dishwasher and gone to the grocery store because I'm a normal person living a normal life. And then you go and save that.

[C]

I just said what I heard.

[A]

Well, I'm gonna. You gotta get one. We'll compare notes.

[C]

You gotta get one. Let me guess.

[D]

One. Should we get to our question, please?

[C]

You've gotta get one of these.

[E]

Girl.

[C]

Girl.

[D]

Back it up. Girl. Thank you. Later.

[C]

Girl.

[D]

No. Who is our question asker? Please, Please. Girl.

[C]

No. Okay. Girl.

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[C]

Well today's question Asker, by the way, would appreciate this entire conversation. I know he would because he's hilarious. He's an actor who played Dylan in.

[B]

The Emmy winning first season of the.

[C]

White Lotus, which we'll get to what he infamously did on that show. He also starred in Smile 2 and Companion. He's all over the place lately. He's really crushing it.

[B]

Lucas Gage is asking today's question.

[F]

Hey, handsome squad. It's Lucas. Lucas Gage here and I have a question for you. What is the most desperate stunt that you've ever pulled just to get attention? Talking. Next morning, you wake up and you cannot believe you really did that.

[A]

Oh, oh, okay, first of all, yeah, let's just address that. The tank top, the deep voice. I'm. This is what I'm going for.

[C]

Lucas is sexy.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Go to YouTube. Check that out. Even though I couldn't see it, I have to believe you because my eyesight is gone. But he did look like he did resemble a very attractive person. From what I see, the shape, the general.

[C]

He's very attractive and he's really funny and he has a fun personality. So do we.

[B]

Of course.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I wasn't counting us out.

[D]

I know, but you have to always remind people that we are a fun child.

[C]

Do you want to know what he did in season one of White Lotus? What? Well, Lucas's character did this on the first season of White Lotus. And it was a real moment, a real TV moment. He ate a guy's ass.

[D]

Fortune, Marie, what is happening to our show?

[C]

No, sorry, wait to slower to that. I can't talk.

[D]

No, you shouldn't share that. This is a family friendly show. And this is Tig.

[A]

When you were drinking that water, I thought you were gonna do a spit take. When Fortune said it, I thought you.

[D]

Were gonna go, I don't do spit takes because my sons are in the middle of spit take like session. Yeah, they. They learn to spit take. So they. Anytime there's something funny going on, they always grab a drink so they can spit take. And so I'm really on top of.

[C]

You know what else makes you spit take? Eating ass. I've never. I've not done it. I've not done that before, but I imagine so is.

[A]

Can I also.

[D]

I'm dropping out of this conversation.

[A]

Poor Lucas Gay. And it's probably like podcast.

[C]

No. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Lucas is probably like, great. My whole career has been boiled down to this one moment. But I would like to ask, is there a difference between rimming and eating ass?

[C]

What. What is happening is Rimming just the around the parameters. And then the other way is really getting in there.

[A]

I think maybe.

[C]

Oh, come on.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Come on.

[A]

Tig is just taking off her headphones.

[C]

It's part of. It's part of our world now, Tig. Even our grandmas are doing it.

[A]

Oh, my Lord.

[C]

Mine's dead. But she probably would have done it.

[A]

It's part of life. It's a beautiful.

[C]

Take one part of this. All right, well, I'll. I'll clean it up. I'll promise. I'll clean it up. Hello.

[A]

And we've moved on from it.

[C]

From that.

[A]

We're just talking about eating something.

[D]

Stinky.

[C]

Stinky. Yeah, you gotta wash that up real good if that's happening.

[D]

That.

[C]

No, that's just. Hey, hey, hey, hey. That's just a fact, girl.

[D]

Back it up, girl.

[C]

If. I'm just saying, if someone is gonna do that, like, please wash all of that real good.

[A]

Wash grandma's problem area.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

And wash your mouth out while you're.

[B]

I will.

[C]

Maybe I will.

[D]

Did you ever get your mouth washed.

[A]

Out as a kid?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Never did you?

[D]

One time I did. One time I sew with soap.

[A]

A bar of soap or.

[C]

That's some old school. That was like in the 70s, wasn't it?

[D]

Yeah, it was.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, it was. I was basically seven, smoking a cigarette and holding. Not really, but I mean, you know, it. It was the 70s and. And my mother only did it one time. I think she was desperate because I wouldn't pull it together.

[C]

You wouldn't put that sick down.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And so did she say, go and put that soap in your mouth or she put it in your mouth for you?

[D]

She like, put the bar of soap on my tongue. She probably wouldn't appreciate me telling this, but she's no longer with us. I don't know if I've ever told you that. But I also. My mother's personality was also one that I could say.

[C]

But you did it.

[D]

So I am going to tell people. And. Yeah, that's fair.

[C]

That's the trade off.

[A]

And so wait, what was his question?

[C]

He said is something you did for attention.

[A]

Yeah. Where you woke up the next day and were like. Like, I can't believe I did that. Something. Some stunt that you pulled.

[D]

Like in an embarrassing. I can't believe I did that. Or in like a. Whoa. I pulled off that stunt. And I can't believe I pulled Bear.

[C]

Embarrassing. Like, oh, my God.

[A]

I'd like to hear if a good one as well. If you weren't Embarrassed, but yeah.

[C]

Have I ever done something for attention?

[D]

Yeah, your whole career.

[C]

That's what we're doing.

[A]

That's what we're doing. Yeah. Looking for.

[C]

I do comedy just cause it feels good on the inside. I don't want any feedback whatsoever. Oh, man.

[A]

I mean, I've told the. The story before of when I took the joke too far. When I was 13 and I was doing a Scottish character, I was at a guy's birthday party. I was 13, I think I had a crush on the guy. So I was manic and doing all these voices and characters like Ace Ventura. And I was doing this Scottish character. And I stood. We were waiting for the bus to go play laser tag. Stood on top of like a newspaper box. Yeah, the whole thing was the most classic setup. So I'm standing on top of this newspaper box being like, oh, look at that. Oh, look over there doing this loud character. And I remember thinking, I'm so funny. I am like, I am on fire. And then this couple walked by, this strangers couple, you know, adults. And I was so into my character. I spat at the couple and it landed on their shoe. And the world stopped turning as soon as I. I've never happened this. My stomach dropped out of my body. I go, they. They look at me, they go, did you just spit at us? And all of my friends are silent and terrified. Like there's adults now. Mad. And I was like, I'm so sorry. I don't know why I did that. I just got. Okay, you both look really disappointed in me right now, so I have to.

[C]

Answer this real quick. My alarm's going off.

[A]

Are you.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

Joking. Are you joking?

[C]

No, not at. Not at my new house, but at my old one.

[D]

Oh, your house alarm is going.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Did we give the address and did we just stream live.

[C]

Okay, they got it. They got it.

[D]

Okay, they got him. They got him.

[A]

So just to clarify, that's twice on the pod.

[D]

Sorry.

[C]

Well, I was like, I got a thing from. Yeah, you got the security company. And I was like, yeah.

[A]

Anyways, I spied on this couple and I just knew in the moment I've taken this too far. It was like I was possessed. I don't know what came over me. And then they got in the same bus as us to go. And I remember sitting by myself on the bus. My friends just humiliated. And the. Oh my God, fortune's on the phone. This is. This has never happened.

[D]

May this is a sign of a good story.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Is when your co host holds up one finger.

[C]

Oh my God.

[D]

Wait, let's see. What is it?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay. I wonder. What if Fortune never comes back and just continues working on the computer or something? And we're back. What's going on?

[C]

It was ADT calling to make sure that no police needed to come.

[A]

But how do you know if police need to come? You're not there?

[C]

Because I know. Because it's people getting the house ready. Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right.

[A]

Anyways, that's my most shameful moment where no one really talked to me for the rest of the birthday. Everyone was just like, you're unhinged. And I just was trying to be funny. And.

[D]

And the next morning, did you wake up? How'd you feel like when you woke up the next day?

[A]

Ashamed. Yeah. Bad. I remember then going into the Laser Quest and just finding a corner to sit in in the dark while everyone's running around, and I was like, I'm just gonna find a little spot to cower in the, in the dark.

[D]

Yeah. And, and how long did it take you to feel better?

[A]

Oh, I mean, look, I'm still talking about it. I'm still.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, you are.

[A]

What about you guys? Have you ever, especially with comedy, like, just like, I'm trying to be funny. It's such a trap. Especially things don't age well and stuff. Is there anything that you've done that you're like, I'm trying to think if.

[C]

There'S a bigger thing. I did. I did fake having a retainer once because I thought that would be cool. How did you. It just was a. The paperclip. I was like, why did I think this was cool? It's like, people would ask me about my retainer. Yeah, I have a. Yeah, I have a retainer.

[A]

It wasn't a joke. It was like, I actually want people.

[C]

To think 100 for real thinking for some reason that would make me cool.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah. That was so stupid. I think a couple days later, like, why am I eating metal?

[A]

Yeah. And how are you holding it in place?

[C]

I don't know. I, I, I, like, undid the paperclip so that it was, like, around.

[D]

I used to do that and just.

[C]

Really here, like, where it kind of. You could kind of fit it to your mouth.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

But, but did you have, like, embarrassment or shame the next day or anything.

[C]

More of just like, what was that?

[A]

Oh, sorry. I'm just getting, I'm just getting a call, guys. Sorry.

[C]

This is for real. You stop this.

[D]

We are going.

[C]

I hope hopefully someone walks past your window again. At some point. So you can have a moment as well.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But I don't know. I'm trying to think if I did something on a larger scale that was.

[A]

Like tension drunk at a Hollywood party. And you try and do the splits and you knock over the caviar.

[C]

I knocked over. Can you believe I knocked over the caviar?

[D]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who knocked over the caviar?

[A]

What about you, Tig?

[D]

It wasn't a prank, but I was at the age my kids are just coming out of, this age where they need a band Aid for everything.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, when kids are just. I don't know if you're aware of this, but kids love a Band Aid.

[A]

They love a Band Aid.

[D]

And it wasn't a prank, but it was kind of along the lines of what fortune was saying. It was first grade, and my mother had made me wear a dress for picture day. And it was the group picture. And I was sitting in the front row in my dress, and I was so young and dumb that I didn't understand that what ends up in the picture, my mother's gonna see. And so I'm sitting there in my dress, which, by the way, was a happy medium of my mother being like, you have to wear a dress. Which she didn't continue to make me do later in life. But the one dress that I really liked to wear, if I had to wear a dress, was a denim. It was a denim Dr. Us, of course, with a. With a.

[C]

With a.

[D]

With a farm scene on it. With. There was like, a. A farm with little animals and a sunshine and a pocket for your cigarettes? No, I just rolled those up in my sleep. But it also had, like, overall. Like a look of overalls. Anyway, so I wore my farm dress, sat in the front row, and covered both of my legs with band aids. Knee to ankle.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Because I thought it looked so cool to have, like, all of these injuries on my leg. Injuries. So I get my picture taken.

[C]

I go.

[D]

I think it might have been the first year because I'm.

[C]

I would.

[D]

I don't think I had a group picture in kindergarten. So it might have been the first year. So I didn't. I just. I just didn't know. I didn't have a lot of information yet in life. So the picture gets developed, and my mother. It gets sent to my mother because she purchased the picture, and she looks at it and she's like, sweetie, on your legs. And I was so embarrassed. I was so humiliated by my mother seeing that I snuck and she was. I mean, here I just told a story of my mother putting soap in my mouth, but she was like. Like, people are gonna think that.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

But anyway, so that was. It wasn't a. Is that a prank? I don't know if it's a.

[C]

It's not a prank, but it's something you did for attention.

[A]

Yeah. That then you had to be faced with.

[D]

Yeah. So I guess it does feel the.

[C]

The.

[A]

Oh, my God. If my kid was doing that, I'd be like, my kid's great. That is really weird and funny.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Cover your legs with ban, because, I mean, it's kind of badass.

[D]

10 band aids on each leg, and.

[C]

Not a single band aid was left in the house. Right. Yeah.

[D]

So there's my story.

[A]

We used to give each other hickeys on our eyeballs because the three of us did.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Just last week so that it would look like a black eye, because we thought that was cool. So you can. You sort of would suck on the person's, like, lower eyelid. And then. So everyone in the class looks like we had black eyes.

[C]

Gross.

[A]

Yeah, it was gross. Yeah.

[C]

The things that we thought were so cool were nuts.

[D]

Pretty badass.

[A]

Pretty badass.

[D]

Should we hear Lucas's answer?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

So my most cringy, most mortifying stunt that I've ever pulled just to get someone's attention has to do with you, Fortune. I'm so sorry.

[C]

Oh.

[F]

It was the night before party. First year, you know, after the pandemic. Never been invited to these Hollywood things. I didn't know how anything went. I maybe drank a little. Little too much. And as I'm leaving, I'm walking out, and I spot you at the valet getting in your car, and I go, oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's Fortune Feimster to my friend. We'd watch Barb and Star on repeat, and instead of just letting it go and admiring. Admiring or maybe saying hi, I proceeded to jump on the hood of your.

[D]

Car.

[F]

Like I knew you. And instead. Fortune, stop. You have to hang out with us, Fortune. And I cannot believe I did this. And also can't believe how amazing and nice you were, because you kind of went along with it and kind of acted the whole. Like we knew each other, you know? You probably thought I was absolutely insane. And the next morning, I woke up in a cold sweat, and I could not believe I did that.

[A]

I'm so sorry.

[C]

Love you.

[F]

I love the pod.

[C]

Oh, my God. That is so funny. I did not think that would be his answer. That's hilarious.

[D]

And it's so different from Band Aids on my legs with my farm dress on.

[C]

Yeah, that. Did I. One of those. I want to say he might have been with Meg Stalzer that night. Yeah, Yeah, I was. I knew that. Obviously I didn't hit him with my car, but they kind of threw himself on the hood of my car.

[A]

That's a great bet.

[C]

I would think I might have. I. I knew of him, but I'm. I don't know that White Lotus had come out yet. But that is so funny. And I. I didn't think twice about it. I just thought it was a funny bit.

[A]

Yeah. Funny person being funny. I would. I'd be like, yeah, we are going to be friends, if that's your. Yeah. But we also.

[C]

And I see him around.

[D]

Did you drive off saying, hey, would you be a guest on my podcast.

[C]

In a few years? Yeah, yeah, I did. Can't wait to see you eat ass.

[D]

Come on.

[C]

Come on. Sorry, Sorry.

[A]

Meg Stalter is someone that, when she's around, like, I get egged into this lunacy. Like, I.

[C]

Maybe I wish Meg to do a question. Of course.

[A]

I don't know why we have. And we have.

[C]

I know. I just thought that.

[A]

Can I say really quickly, she is currently filming hacks, so she's in Vegas, I think, and she has, I guess, a lot of time off just in her hotel room. And I. I have so much respect for how she's using that time, which is just. She's doing these Instagram lives like she used to do during the pandemic, where it's sometimes two hours and she's in character, she's wearing these wigs and people are calling in. And she does a character called Ms. Love, who. She did a whole night where she was giving love advice and being like, my polyamorous boyfriend and I are getting married. Then the next night she does another two hour live stream, being like, I'm getting a divorce. It's like the best. I'm just like, that is a comedy brain. You know, that just is.

[C]

She's always thinking of bits and she doesn't give a.

[A]

And I'm just not. I really. I respect it a lot.

[C]

I've done a couple of her Largo shows and I'm just like, what is going to unfold tonight?

[D]

That's so funny.

[C]

Well, you know what? I. Lucas also got married on television. I didn't know if that was going to be one of his things.

[D]

What do you mean?

[C]

Lucas got married on the Kardashians Oh. Television show. To Kim Kardashian's hairdresser.

[A]

And the wedding was on the reality show.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And he was really. That's really. His husband is.

[C]

They are now divorced.

[A]

I mean, that sounds like something I would do, doesn't it?

[C]

But they both wore matching, like, I don't know if it was real or faux fur. Big black faux fur whatever jackets. Black leather pants in I think Vegas. And Kim was the officiant.

[D]

And how long was he with his husband?

[C]

I don't know. I think it was a shorter relationship. I think he's since talked about it on some podcasts, saying he regretted doing it in that way.

[A]

I feel like I. I would get over excited about something and be like, yeah, show the world. Do it. Yeah.

[C]

Like it. Swept up in something.

[A]

Yes, 100%. That sounds like. Especially if Kim. Kim Kardashian's gonna officiate. I'll marry you guys. I'll marry anyone.

[C]

You're gonna marry whoever. Just so Kim can officiate.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Well, my friends, this was a delightful episode. Can't get enough. That's right. But that is enough. We do need to move on. I just wanted to say that we have new merch. Yeah.

[C]

Including.

[D]

Speaking of. Yeah. We have a. Yeah. Ghost crew neck and a handsome zip hoodie. Go to handsomepod.com Also, I cannot stress enough the importance of rating and reviewing our show. Subscribe to the podcast. Also subscribe to our YouTube channel and follow us.

[C]

Follow our socials, because some of these merch things were from the feedback we got on those socials.

[A]

And if anyone knows the couple who I spat on in character, get in touch with them and apologize.

[D]

Yeah, that's a good idea for sure.

[A]

What do you guys have coming up? Or I can start because I can say that I'm. And I'm supposed to say. And I get emails reminding me to say I am on tour. I'm going on tour in February for 35 cities I'm going to. And. And the tickets are on sale and my whole team is very nervous about the ticket sales. So please buy some tickets. Come see me live. I've never done an American tour and I'll be in Canada.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. It's gonna be incredible. You're gonna sell tickets.

[A]

I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm gonna try and meet. Meet as many people as I can too, and do meet and greets and stuff. So. Yeah, check it out.

[C]

Well, this November, I'm at the Chicago theater. It's almost sold out, so get your tickets. San Jose and Fresno, California, the end of that month. Charlotte, North Carolina, St. Petersburg, Florida, Orlando, Florida in December. And then a bunch of dates got rescheduled like Norfolk, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, and Seattle, although those are at the end of the year. Seattle, Washington. I'm doing New Year's Eve, so come celebrate the new year with me. It's before the countdown so you can come to the show. Then go celebrate the ringing in of the new year elsewhere.

[D]

I'm going to be in Montclair, New Jersey for the Montclair Film Festival and Stephen Colbert is hosting the evening of the documentary screening. Oh, no way. Yeah. Yeah. So that's gonna be really fun. This isn't like a stand up show, but I'll be out there doing Drew Barrymore show and Colbert promoting the documentary. So we're in full, full documentary promotion mode right now. So if it's, if the, if the film is screening anywhere near you, please check it out. And we are creeping up on the premiere of Come See Me in the Good light on Apple TV November 14th. I cannot emphasize enough how beautiful this film is. And I mean it really, really promotes and encourages compassion. I'll also be at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles November 16th and Largo in Los Angeles November 21st. So get your tickets and go to tignotaro.com for all my other live show information.

[C]

Sweet.

[D]

Really sweet. And I would say, until next time, shall we keep it handsome?

[A]

Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded and edited by Thomas Willette. Email [e-mail] and please follow us on social media. Ansomepod.

[C]

What a podcast.

[A]

What a podcast.

[D]

That was a hitgam podcast.

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[A]

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[E]

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[C]

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[A]

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[E]

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