Pretty Little Episode #32

Summary

Podcast Summary: Handsome - "Pretty Little Episode #32"

Release Date: March 28, 2025
Hosts: Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, and May Martin
Podcast Description:
"Handsome" is a comedic podcast from Headgum, featuring Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, and Mae Martin. Each week, the hosts tackle a question from a friend, exploring a wide array of topics while sharing stories and enjoying a playful, often ridiculous time together.

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1. Introduction to the Episode

The episode titled "Pretty Little Episode #32" opens with the hosts playfully referencing their podcast's name and teasing the episode's unique flavor. Fortune starts with a humorous lead-in, setting a lighthearted tone for the conversation.

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2. The Art of Naming

Discussion Highlights:

• Unique Name Qualifiers: The hosts delve into the creative idea of adding quirky qualifiers to their names to make them more distinctive. May reflects on overcomplicating the episode title:

  May Martin [01:03]: "I went pretty little episode, and I should have gone and I."

• Tig's Naming Proposal: Tig imagines a whimsical version of herself:

  Tig Notaro [02:02]: "I would be Tig the shell with slippers on."

• Fortune's Suggestions:

  Fortune Feimster [01:26]: "Marcel Michelle with shoes on. With shoes on."

This segment showcases the trio's playful creativity and their ability to turn a simple concept into a source of humor.

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3. Embracing Normalcy

Personal Updates:

• Tig's Return Home: Tig shares her contentment with returning to a normal routine after being away:

  Tig Notaro [02:31]: "I've been walking around the house singing I'm normal, doing normal things in my normal life."

• May's Wardrobe Woes: May humorously laments the lack of variety in her clothing:

  May Martin [03:19]: "I've just had the same options for a month and I can't wait to get home and just be able to wear a different pair of jeans."

The conversation highlights the universal desire for stability and the little comforts of everyday life.

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4. Listener Interaction: Harmony's Celebrity Wish

Listener Question: Harmony from Nashville reaches out with an exciting proposition:

Harmony [08:19]: "Can I take you all out to lunch in Nashville?"

She adds a twist by mentioning she might know Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman, encouraging them to connect:

Harmony [08:10]: "If anybody knew them to let them know."

Hosts' Reaction:

• May's Enthusiasm:

  May Martin [11:17]: "I would 1 million percent go for lunch with her."

• Tig's Playful Response:

  Tig Notaro [09:38]: "He should check you all out and he should go to the show."

The hosts engage in a humorous brainstorming session about how Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman might interact with their podcast, blending imagination with playful banter.

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5. Dancing and Two-Stepping with Fortune

Fortune's Dancing Skills:

• Two-Stepping Expertise: Fortune proudly shares her ability to two-step to Keith Urban's music:

  Fortune Feimster [12:06]: "I'm a great two stepper to that song."

• Combining Salsa Moves: She enhances her two-stepping with salsa spins:

  Fortune Feimster [13:05]: "I'm also a very good salsa dancer, so I incorporated salsa moves."

Hosts' Banter on Dancing Shows: The conversation shifts to the idea of participating in dance-related TV shows:

Fortune Feimster [13:36]: "I've never been more excited for a live show."

They joke about the logistics of dancing without pants and the humorous possibilities of dancing shows, highlighting their camaraderie and comedic timing.

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6. Plans for Live Shows and Future Engagements

Upcoming Live Streams:

• Promotion of Events:

  May Martin [24:19]: "Remember you can still buy tickets to our live stream April 12th."

The hosts discuss their excitement for upcoming live events in Austin and another location, encouraging listeners to join via live stream and participate in their vibrant community.

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7. Closing Remarks and Reflections

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the fun they've had and reiterate their appreciation for listener participation:

Tig Notaro [23:19]: "We're so good. God, we're good. Let's toot our own horns."

They also touch upon the importance of supporting each other and the podcast's growth, ending on a high note filled with humor and mutual respect.

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Notable Quotes

• Tig Notaro [02:02]: "I would be Tig the shell with slippers on."
• May Martin [03:19]: "I've just had the same options for a month and I can't wait to get home and just be able to wear a different pair of jeans."
• Fortune Feimster [12:06]: "I'm a great two stepper to that song."
• May Martin [11:17]: "I would 1 million percent go for lunch with her."
• Tig Notaro [23:19]: "We're so good. God, we're good. Let's toot our own horns."
• Fortune Feimster [24:21]: "What a podcast."

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Conclusion and Insights

"Pretty Little Episode #32" of "Handsome" encapsulates the essence of what makes the podcast beloved by its audience: a seamless blend of personal storytelling, witty humor, and engaging interactions. The hosts' ability to navigate through diverse topics—from the whimsical notion of unique naming conventions to heartfelt discussions about normalcy and excitement over potential celebrity interactions—demonstrates their dynamic chemistry and genuine camaraderie.

For new listeners, this episode serves as an excellent introduction to the show's atmosphere, highlighting the hosts' comedic talents and the relatable, down-to-earth conversations that define "Handsome." The inclusion of listener questions fosters a sense of community, making the audience feel integral to the podcast's journey.

Overall, "Pretty Little Episode" delivers both laughter and warmth, reaffirming why Tig, Fortune, and May's "Handsome" remains a standout podcast in the comedy genre.

Transcript

[May Martin]

This is a Headgum podcast.

[Fortune Feimster]

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[Tig Notaro]

Like, you know, to check that you got everyone's order right before going on that coffee run. I'll take a quad shot decaf latte with non dairy milk, please.

[Fortune Feimster]

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[May Martin]

Handsome. Chatting with friends on the Handsome Park. Chatting with friends on the Handsome Park.

[Fortune Feimster]

Pretty little episode.

[May Martin]

Every time it startles me.

[Tig Notaro]

You know what I was gonna say. That was the very first time. It didn't startle me.

[May Martin]

Really.

[Tig Notaro]

I remembered it was going to be different. It was going to sound different.

[May Martin]

You were prepping yourself, hey, this is gonna sound different.

[Tig Notaro]

And it doesn't sound like the three of us saying, pretty little episode.

[May Martin]

No. I think it's because I went too deep on I went pretty little episode, and I should have gone and I.

[Tig Notaro]

Went pretty little episode. Yeah, exactly. That's what happened.

[May Martin]

Like, Marcel Michelle with shoes on. With shoes on. I always forget that.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

How do you miss the most important part? I mean, that is. That's a good name. If. If I had really thought about it and been more organized with naming children, I would have named one of my sons Marcel the shell with shoes on.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Or like, if we had qualifiers attached to our names, like, it would be May the comedian with. With short hair. It's not as good.

[Tig Notaro]

That's good. Or with oatmeal tattoo.

[May Martin]

Yeah. May the comedian with. Or with a sleazy gold chain.

[Tig Notaro]

Yep.

[May Martin]

What would yours be?

[Tig Notaro]

I would be. Oh, I almost copied Jenny and called me. I call. Almost call myself. Is it Tig the shell? Oh, the comedian. Okay. See, in my head, it was Tig the shell with slippers on. And now that's okay with that. Tig the Shell with slippers on.

[May Martin]

Yeah. I like that a lot.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

How are you? It's. Sorry to interrupt.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, I was just talking more about the shell and shoes and stuff, but.

[May Martin]

I was just wondering how you are.

[Tig Notaro]

And I'm doing well. I've been. I've been home now for a little over a month, and I've just been walking around the house singing I'm normal, doing normal things in my normal life, and I love it so much. Like, oh, that's so n. Yeah. It's incredible to get up and Drive Max and Finn to school and then have coffee, take a walk with Stephanie and just chat. We'll chat for like an hour or something.

[May Martin]

And then, you know, craving that normalcy, like I'm craving having access to all my clothing options too. Like I've just had the same options for a month and I can't wait to get home and I just be able to wear a different pair of jeans, you know?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, it would definitely be nice to see you in a different pair of jeans.

[May Martin]

I know, I know.

[Tig Notaro]

I mean, I am so deeply sick of those jeans you've been wearing.

[May Martin]

I know. And you can't even see them. They're cut off screen. But you can sense that they're.

[Tig Notaro]

I can sense they're there and I'm sick and tired of them.

[May Martin]

Well, I tried to. I thought maybe you might enjoy this zip sweater. This like three quarter zip.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I don't.

[May Martin]

I wouldn't usually wear. I usually wear a hoodie, don't I?

[Tig Notaro]

Well, that's really nice. You thought I'd appreciate it because it seems like I'd wear it.

[May Martin]

Yeah, it felt like a very tight garment and you know, it was just going to be you and me and I wanted to impress.

[Tig Notaro]

Well, it's been done here. I am very impressed. And I would like it as a. Hand me down, please.

[May Martin]

Oh, great. Okay.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. When you grow up older than me, which will never happen. When I was little, I used to think I couldn't wait until I was older than my brother. I was going to like beat him. I was going to like get older than him.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

And it didn't happen. No.

[May Martin]

Oh, well, well, well.

[Tig Notaro]

Popped in, went all rogue and popped into our pretty little episode.

[May Martin]

I feel like we've been away from me cheating. Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

You feel caught cheating?

[May Martin]

Yeah, I kind of feel like, hey, we weren't having that much fun fortune, I swear.

[Tig Notaro]

Feels like we're.

[Fortune Feimster]

Feels like you were.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, we were.

[Fortune Feimster]

What are you guys talking about?

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, I was talking about how I've been doing normal things. I wrote this hit song called I'm doing normal things in my normal life and I'm just a normal person. Just because it feels good to be home and just taking Max and Finn to school and taking a walk and.

[Fortune Feimster]

You know, before you, bud.

[Tig Notaro]

Well, thank you. I'm just. I'm not. I'm not in Toronto anymore.

[May Martin]

And I am in Toronto. This is.

[Fortune Feimster]

We are crazy.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[May Martin]

And my song that I walk around singing is I'm still Away. I crack myself up and I'm really Glad that Fortune laugh never behold I'm.

[Fortune Feimster]

Hanging in my kitchen with my coot around.

[Tig Notaro]

What? What was that response? Fortune? Marie.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't know. Tig Marie.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay, look at my mug.

[Fortune Feimster]

It says Ford.

[Tig Notaro]

What does that mean other than, like, a car?

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't know. Why do I have a mug that has Ford on it? Where did this come from?

[Tig Notaro]

I don't know, but that was a very, like, Aunt Fortune thing to to say. Like, yeah, my mug says Ford.

[Fortune Feimster]

It could say for chin.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, yes. You know what my mug says?

[Fortune Feimster]

What?

[Tig Notaro]

Ask me about my cat.

[May Martin]

Does it actually say that?

[Tig Notaro]

It does?

[May Martin]

Oh, my God. So how is your cat?

[Tig Notaro]

Well, yeah, that's the vibe. And, you know, when people are visiting from out of town, I'll. I'll just be drinking out of my mug, and then I'll point to it, and I'll be like. And I'll point, you know, and then they'll be like, oh, how's your cat? Or I'll do it to Stephanie. You know, I'll be like, excuse me.

[May Martin]

Handsome mugs that say, ask me about my cooter.

[Fortune Feimster]

Ask me about my cooter.

[Tig Notaro]

That's a great idea.

[Fortune Feimster]

Great word.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I went and did that podcast the other day. Office Ladies.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah, about the office.

[Tig Notaro]

That's right, Fortune. What are you, a detective? And.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, that's my monocle.

[Tig Notaro]

When I walked in, the engineer or producer, editor, somebody had a little cowboy hat on.

[May Martin]

No.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

That's amazing.

[Fortune Feimster]

I have my. Oh, wait, I don't. I thought I had my handsome sweatpants on.

[Tig Notaro]

Are you pantless right now? Yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

Ask me about my cooter.

[Tig Notaro]

I just realized that would be a good response to the Smartless podcast. Is pantless smart?

[May Martin]

That's true.

[Fortune Feimster]

And everyone doesn't wear pants. That's how it works.

[Tig Notaro]

That's exactly right, Fortune.

[May Martin]

And when we recorded, our cameras are just pointed at our bottom half. Yes. Top halfs are off camera. And we hold the mics to our butts, and we make it seem like our butts are doing the podcast.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't know how long of a shelf life this podcast has.

[May Martin]

It feels career ending, to be honest.

[Tig Notaro]

I feel like it would shoot to number one or number two. Okay. Hello. Oh.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, my word.

[May Martin]

Should we get to some listener questions?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Also, I can't believe Fortune barged in on our episode.

[Fortune Feimster]

Anyway, I swear to God.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay, go ahead.

[Harmony]

Hello, handsome friends. My name is Harmony. I'm here in Nashville, Tennessee. I heard your podcast talking about wanting Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman to come to Your show at the Ryman. And if anybody knew them to let them. No. So I see him on a regular basis and he just happened to come into my work today with his daughter, and I told him all about you guys and your handsome podcast and that you are coming to the Ryman and how much you guys love him and Nicole and that he should check you all out and he should go to the show. So, Keith, come through, stop in and say you're welcome. And if I had a question, it would be, can I take you all out to lunch in Nashville?

[Fortune Feimster]

And let's see.

[Harmony]

That would be yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

Let's see if Keith comes through first.

[May Martin]

I mean, when I heard that, I realized that I was taking it as confirmed that he's coming.

[Tig Notaro]

I was, like, hanging on. We didn't get any sort of information about. Did he seem interested? Did he care? Was he like, oh, my God, Tig Notaro.

[Fortune Feimster]

You guys, pretend you your harmony real quick telling Keith I'm Keith Urban. I've just come into your shop.

[May Martin]

Take you be Nicole Kidman, too.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah.

[May Martin]

Okay. Oh, my God, you came back to Baskin Robbins, Keith.

[Tig Notaro]

No.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

No, no.

[Fortune Feimster]

Nicole, you don't have razor blades in this ice cream.

[Tig Notaro]

Do are.

[May Martin]

I'm a huge fan. I don't know if you guys are familiar with the Hanson podcast, but no. Okay. Okay. And would you like to comment? You should be on their show.

[Tig Notaro]

No, no, no.

[May Martin]

No, no.

[Fortune Feimster]

Good day.

[Tig Notaro]

Good day, mate.

[Fortune Feimster]

Good day, mate.

[May Martin]

Oh, my God.

[Fortune Feimster]

I think that's probably how it went down.

[Tig Notaro]

What do you guys think? Some people just know they could save hundreds on car insurance by checking Allstate First.

[Fortune Feimster]

Like, you know, to check at the airport gift shop for any last minute souvenirs to bring home for loved ones after you go on that big work trip. Everyone loves a gift.

[Tig Notaro]

Checking first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate Savings. Vary subject to terms, conditions and availability. Allstate Fire and Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. Wait, why does she see Keith Urban every day?

[Fortune Feimster]

I bet she's a hairdresser.

[May Martin]

He would go every day. Yeah, he's got an amazing head of hair.

[Tig Notaro]

He sure does.

[May Martin]

In answer to her, the second part of her question, I would 1 million percent go for lunch with her.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay.

[May Martin]

I mean, not in a weird way. I just want to know the local spots. I want to see, like, what's Texas food like?

[Tig Notaro]

Well, it's Nashville.

[May Martin]

Oh, oh, oh, it's Nashville.

[Tig Notaro]

I'm Going to go out to lunch in Nashville to see what Texas food is like.

[May Martin]

Oh, my God. I don't know. There might be a Texan restaurant in Nashville.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's got a Texas barbecue around this Nashville place. Oh, my God. What Keith doesn't know is that I know how to two step really well to one of his songs.

[Tig Notaro]

Which song?

[Fortune Feimster]

There's a new thing.

[Tig Notaro]

I know that song.

[Fortune Feimster]

I wanna love somebody, love somebody like you. I'm a great two stepper to that song.

[Tig Notaro]

God, that's a good song.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's a really good song.

[Tig Notaro]

And really good.

[Fortune Feimster]

Honestly, Tig, if you saw me two.

[Tig Notaro]

Step into it with those games, with.

[Fortune Feimster]

These games, no pants on, you would Fortune turned on. I'm telling you, bud.

[May Martin]

I'm telling you.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm telling you, bud.

[Tig Notaro]

You'd really want to piece.

[Fortune Feimster]

You guys are all the people listening. I don't toot my horn often, but toot toot. I can two step.

[Tig Notaro]

I actually feel like you toot horns like nobody's business. I'm always like, fortune, put the horn down, y'all.

[May Martin]

But wait, can you only two step to that song?

[Fortune Feimster]

Like, no, that's just a really good one to two step. Two, because it's. It's. It follows the rhythm of the two step, but it's upbeat.

[Tig Notaro]

And. Do you lead?

[Fortune Feimster]

I lead and of course I do. I'm also a very good salsa dancer, so I incorporated salsa moves, like spins and stuff into the two step thing.

[Tig Notaro]

Are you ever gonna go on slow dancing with the celebrities?

[May Martin]

Dancing with the celebrities?

[Tig Notaro]

Are you?

[Fortune Feimster]

They've never asked. I don't know. Because. I don't know. I. I would only really know how to be the boy parts.

[May Martin]

I think they would do that these days. Aren't they mixing it up sometimes? You could. Maybe you could dance with the woman.

[Fortune Feimster]

And do it like a lot of physical fitness.

[May Martin]

I thought you'd be incredible.

[Fortune Feimster]

I actually would be pretty good.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, my God. Let's get Fortune on dancing with the Celebrities.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, it's a new show.

[May Martin]

Yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

Anyway, I used to go to Oil Can Harry's.

[Tig Notaro]

Huh?

[Fortune Feimster]

The gay country western bar.

[Tig Notaro]

Sure.

[Fortune Feimster]

And two step a bunch. But now I need a new place.

[May Martin]

Is two stepping. Sorry, I'm sorry to ask.

[Fortune Feimster]

Slow, slow, quick, quick, slow, slow, slow, slow, quick, slow.

[May Martin]

Yeah, I can picture that.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's the rhythm. Okay. But I turn. People spin them. I do all these moves, mate. Pretty great.

[Tig Notaro]

Wow.

[May Martin]

Let's go out.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay.

[Tig Notaro]

Wait, are you asking Fortune out?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, like.

[May Martin]

Well, I think Fortune has been subtly insinuating that she wants to Take me out with all this talk, May.

[Fortune Feimster]

You should see it.

[May Martin]

I turn people.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. I turn all the straights gay.

[May Martin]

With your two step.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. So straights, watch out. I want to love somebody like you. Well, Keith, come through.

[May Martin]

Yeah, Keith, come through.

[Tig Notaro]

Come on, Keith. I introduced Nicole Kidman at a award ceremony once. You can drop that to her.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's something.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

What did she say?

[Tig Notaro]

No, we were just standing quietly next to each other behind the curtain. Yeah, it was just me and Nicole Kidman, who is already a tall drink of water. If you've heard. If you've seen my hello Again special, I talk about. I think she's 6ft, and she had on really high heels, and I was just, you know, standing there, and my. My. My flats.

[May Martin]

And your flats. And your penny loafers.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, my penny loafers. And I had to introduce her onto the stage, and I just said, hi, I'm Tig. And she was like, nar. N. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Nar.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

I like Nicole Kidman so much, I went to the movie theater to see Baby Girl.

[Tig Notaro]

Wow. That is love.

[May Martin]

That's love. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Good.

[Tig Notaro]

And isn't she in movie theater? Like the intro at movie theater?

[Fortune Feimster]

Iconic.

[May Martin]

Famously.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, famously. People recite that. People recite her commercial.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, really?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Then tell me what it is, because I don't know.

[Fortune Feimster]

I didn't say I did. It's like we come to the gay guys. Love it.

[May Martin]

Yeah. I feel like gay men made that viral by. By recognizing how iconic it is. And it's like we. We come here to be startled to be. And then it goes even heartbreaking place like this.

[Fortune Feimster]

We come to this place for magic.

[Tig Notaro]

We come to AMC theaters to laugh, to cry, to care, because we need that.

[Fortune Feimster]

I just need to clarify for people.

[Tig Notaro]

No indescribable feeling we get when the lights begin to dim and we go. We go somewhere we've never been before, not just entertained, but somehow reborn together. Dazzling images on a huge silver screen. Sound that I. That I can feel. Somehow heartbreak feels good. In a place like this, our heroes feel like the best part of us. And stories feel perfect and powerful because here they are. They are.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wow. Wow. That is pretty dramatic.

[Tig Notaro]

It is. And I'm gonna rehearse this over and over until I get it down. But I also want to acknowledge that we've kind of forgotten that we got asked a question, and we're really far off the rails.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, she didn't have a question.

[May Martin]

Yeah, she was with.

[Tig Notaro]

No, she. Yeah. And May is going to.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yes.

[May Martin]

So are you guys not coming? You're not coming for lunch.

[Fortune Feimster]

My mom's gonna be in Nashville.

[Tig Notaro]

Well, yeah, and my kid. My family's gonna be there.

[May Martin]

They can know. I'm sure that you're invited.

[Tig Notaro]

You're not sure.

[Fortune Feimster]

We'll follow up with Harmony.

[Tig Notaro]

But also, I need Harmony. I need Harmony to tell Keith about Hello again. And about Nicole. The reference to Nicole in there.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, Harmony, let me replay him. Our rendition of Nicole's age.

[Tig Notaro]

Replay all of this.

[May Martin]

I don't know that that's gonna endear us.

[Tig Notaro]

I do. We're gonna have Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman on stage with us in Nashville. Oh, my God.

[Fortune Feimster]

If it were already sold out, it would sell out.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, my gosh. We could add a second show because we have Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman.

[Fortune Feimster]

She told him it was sold out. He should know that.

[May Martin]

You think?

[Fortune Feimster]

Because he's gonna be like, oh, they probably want me to sell tickets.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay. Nar.

[Fortune Feimster]

We don't need that when we're in.

[May Martin]

Nashville and your family's there and your mom's there.

[Tig Notaro]

Nashville or Texas, wherever.

[May Martin]

You know, Nashville, comma, Texas.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

So. And I'm there just on my lonesome. Can I hang with you guys? Are we gonna do a group activity or something?

[Tig Notaro]

Not with me, Ginger.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, come on.

[Tig Notaro]

No, of course. We can have a big. A big crazy day and night and next day, up all night.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, my God's coming, too.

[May Martin]

Seriously?

[Tig Notaro]

Whoa.

[May Martin]

Oh, my God. I got to get a. A partner fast. Well, Ginger's coming.

[Fortune Feimster]

Jax isn't coming. Just my mom.

[May Martin]

Jackson's coming. I know, but you.

[Fortune Feimster]

My mom can hook up.

[May Martin]

Hey, who are you gonna hook up?

[Tig Notaro]

You're offering your mother's cooter to May? Oh, my God. Hey, you know May is gonna use and abuse that thing.

[May Martin]

No, you go, I just want a spoon. I just want.

[Fortune Feimster]

There you go.

[May Martin]

To spoon your mom.

[Tig Notaro]

Would Ginger spoon May?

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, she might not be able to get back up, but. So we'll spoon May.

[May Martin]

Who would be the big spoon out of me and Ginger? I think me. Let's.

[Fortune Feimster]

You would just say me. Thank you.

[Tig Notaro]

Can we just say me?

[May Martin]

Can we just say I'm gonna be that big spoon?

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, Harmony, that was a delightful question.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, yeah.

[May Martin]

Yes. Thank you so much.

[Tig Notaro]

Keep forgetting about you, Harmony. And I'm so sorry, because that was such a wonderful question to get. Thank you for listening to the podcast and get Keith and Nicole down to the show. It's sold out. We're big deals, okay? We don't need them there. We want them there.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love Harmony. That Harmony. Put Herself out there for us.

[Tig Notaro]

Yes.

[May Martin]

Like, we always ask people to spread the word about the pod.

[Fortune Feimster]

You did.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's a friend.

[Tig Notaro]

So, again, this is a great moment for us to say, listen, if you have access to a big wig, to Dolly Parton's bigwig, then please reach out and connect us, because we really need one of those to come through where it's hilarious that. That somebody told a massive celebrity and they just showed up or they come on our show.

[Fortune Feimster]

Like, Keith Urban just walks out on stage. That would be hilarious.

[Tig Notaro]

He's going to.

[Fortune Feimster]

Casey Musgraves. She has that gay song.

[Tig Notaro]

What is the gay song?

[May Martin]

Does she.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, it's a song about if your arrow points in a certain way. That's okay.

[May Martin]

That's great.

[Fortune Feimster]

Arrow is being gay.

[Tig Notaro]

That sounds gay.

[May Martin]

It sounds pretty.

[Fortune Feimster]

If you love somebody, point your arrow.

[Tig Notaro]

To a gay person.

[Fortune Feimster]

But, yeah, it's a gay song.

[May Martin]

I think we should just put Keith's name on the door, Put him on the list just in case he shows up.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, put him on the list for sure. Just.

[Tig Notaro]

I think we should also. We should also have a. A green room, a dressing room that. That says Keith Urban and, like, a big star on the door. And then the next door down, it's going to say Nicole Kidman.

[May Martin]

And we fill the dressing rooms with champagne and flowers.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, they have separate dressing rooms, but then we also have a dressing room where it says Keith and Nicole.

[May Martin]

Oh, in case they wanted.

[Fortune Feimster]

In case they.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

I've never been more excited for a live show. The only other one I'm this excited about is our Austin show, which you can live stream.

[Tig Notaro]

Which are our only two lined up.

[Fortune Feimster]

Exactly.

[Tig Notaro]

So those are the two that we're most excited about. Oh, well, I think that was such a massive guest to have a mysterious person that knows Keith and Nicole.

[Fortune Feimster]

Do you think she does Keith's hair? That's what I want to know.

[May Martin]

I know. I want to know what context she's seeing him in so regularly. And she's comfortable enough to be like, coffee shop or.

[Tig Notaro]

You know what? He, I bet, has more than one person that works on his hair because he's got famous hair. You know, there's layers.

[May Martin]

He would have one person per layer.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Also, isn't he. He's into horses and stuff, so she could be a stable person.

[Tig Notaro]

He's like a little cowboy.

[Fortune Feimster]

He's a little cowboy.

[Tig Notaro]

He's a little cowboy.

[Fortune Feimster]

I just love the idea of him going, what?

[May Martin]

Why?

[Tig Notaro]

I think. I think harmony. Oh, and how perfect that her name is. Harmony.

[May Martin]

Can we quickly sing her name?

[Fortune Feimster]

Just do it.

[May Martin]

Can we quickly sing Harmony?

[Tig Notaro]

Harmony, Harmony.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wait, Tig, you're low. You start low. I'll go high.

[Tig Notaro]

Harmony, Harmony, Harmony.

[May Martin]

Wait, you got to keep yours going.

[Tig Notaro]

Tick, are you sure we want her to send this to him?

[May Martin]

She doesn't have to send this to.

[Tig Notaro]

No, she has to send this episode to him.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay. Harmony. Harmony. Harmony.

[Fortune Feimster]

Go. Harmony.

[Tig Notaro]

Harmony.

[May Martin]

Harmony.

[Tig Notaro]

Harmony.

[May Martin]

That was great. Wow. Tick's still going.

[Fortune Feimster]

We're so good. God, we're good. Let's toot our own horns.

[Tig Notaro]

Wait, can I start high and then you guys go low?

[May Martin]

Oh, let's try it. Never tried it.

[Tig Notaro]

Harmony, Harmony, Harmony. I mean.

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, this is why we sing our own theme song.

[Tig Notaro]

Are we starting a band called the Indigo Queers?

[May Martin]

Keith has got to hear this. We got to be backup singers for him.

[Fortune Feimster]

He's like, how much do you guys want from me?

[Tig Notaro]

Jesus, I'll pay you to stop talking about me.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, but once he sees me two step into his song, it's game over, y'all.

[Tig Notaro]

And he sees your gams because you're gonna two step pantless, right? Yes.

[May Martin]

Ye.

[Fortune Feimster]

That was fun.

[May Martin]

Remember you. You can still buy tickets to our live stream April 12th. Just go to our social media pages or dynastytypewriter.com, get your your live stream, and then you can be part of our big colossal live event. It's gonna be electric.

[Fortune Feimster]

Boogie woogie woogie, woogie.

[May Martin]

And I guess until then, all that remains. Keep it pretty, Handsome Handsome is hosted by me, May Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feamster. The show is produced, recorded and edited by Thomas Will. Email [e-mail] and please follow us on social media. Ndsompod.

[Fortune Feimster]

What a podcast.

[May Martin]

What a podcast. That was a headgum podcast. That was a Hitgum podcast.

[Fortune Feimster]

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[Tig Notaro]

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[Fortune Feimster]

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