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Mae Martin
This is a Headgun podcast.
Fortune Feimster
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Tig Notaro
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Fortune Feimster
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Mae Martin
This is a Headgun podcast.
Fortune Feimster
Friends on the Handsome Pod. Chatting with friends on the Handsome Pod.
Pretty Little episode.
Hello. Welcome to a pretty little episode. It's me, Mae Martin, joined by me, Fortune Feemster, the radiant sunshine that is Fortune.
I was listening to our theme song and Tig's podcast.
Yeah. It doesn't get old for me.
I know. After all this time, still got the giggles about it.
Yeah. And then if I'm a fan of a podcast and they randomly change the theme, which happens sometimes, I do not like it.
I know. Just, you know, if it ain't broke, right?
Yeah. Yeah. I'm a creature of habit. Actually, I, I, I just ordered a club sandwich. A chicken club sandwich.
I love a club.
Well, me too. But don't you feel like that's one food that if they get it wrong, that'll ruin your mood? Cuz you get pumped about it. And then if it arrives, it's too dry, it's too hard to bite into. It's like. And this was perfect.
It was. Oh, good.
Yeah. What's your perfect club sandwich like? Like to me, it's a thin layer of grilled chicken.
Okay.
Crispy bacon. Avocado. Not guacamole.
No.
Avocado.
Yep.
Tomato, lettuce.
Okay. I think I prefer sliced turkey on my club. Oh, I like a chicken too. I like a thin turkey slice. Crispy bacon as well. I don't want that fatty, chewy bacon.
No.
I want crunchy crunch.
Yeah. And do you remember microwavable bacon had a real moment in the 90s. And even in the 90s, they were like, this will kill you if you eat it. It's so carcinogenic.
You're like. But it's so fast.
Yeah.
I like a lettuce, tomato. And I could do with or without the avocado, but I know it's a healthy fat, so why not?
Right?
And a little mayo for me.
Got it. Gotta have a little mayo.
Yeah. And a sourdough toast.
That's what I had Today. Yeah, man, it was good.
Do you know at Jones on third, it's a place in la, they put their bacon in the oven.
Oh, yeah. Nice.
And it makes it the crispiest of bacon.
Oh, God.
We can only talk about this because Tig's not here.
I know, I know, I know. I'm like, salivating. Yeah. Because Tig would be like, well, there's this other bacon made from Bean that is very well.
Because a friend of mine owns a very popular barbecue restaurant in Austin. And, you know, we're.
Yeah.
To Austin for our show. Yeah. Which people can also get the live stream tickets for still. And they. They were like, oh, we should send some barbecue. And I'm like, probably not.
We'll just send it to our hotel rooms.
I just don't. I don't want our green room reeking of animal products.
Right, right.
And Tig's like, thanks, bud.
I'm excited to have an Austin experience.
Yeah. Because you're going early, right? Don't you have a show?
I'm going one day early to do like an hour of. And I have no new material. Like, it's all new. It's all. So I don't know. I hope people come to that. It's gonna be.
You haven't toured? Did you do your. Your stand up in Austin?
No, no, I've never played.
Fine.
Yeah, that's true. I could do new for them. Yeah, that's true.
Texas is so different.
Yeah.
Than other states, but Austin is like the artsy that's right here.
Yeah. I. I think people are going to be dressed in nice jeans, like a, like old vintage Levi's. That's what I'm picturing. Not so much.
I don't know. I love. I love that you just think everyone's in nice jeans.
It'll be good to have a little road trip, though, with all of us. Like.
That's right.
Yeah. That would be really fun.
Have you been up to anything fun locally in la?
No. I'm going to Disney tomorrow, though.
Whoa.
And I had to. Like, so much of my work is mad at me for taking this day off. But it was like, end of the music tour. I promised the band I would take them to Disney, so I cannot. I can't wait. Are you a fan? Are you a Disney person?
I like Disney, but now that I have experienced Disney with a friend who hired a tour guide, I don't know if I can do it regularly anymore.
It's really hard to go back. Yeah, that's what I'll. I'M doing that tomorrow and it is. You feel like an asshole, but you're.
Doing the tour guide thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I always really want the tour guide to have a nice day as well and to like me. And so I always feel like if my friends are getting too rowdy or they're not engaging in conversation with the tour guide enough, I get right in there, become best friends, asking lots of questions.
Yeah, yeah.
So tell me about. So what. What substance is the Magic Mountain made? What have you been up to in la?
I've been sick for a week.
I know.
So I keep thinking every day it's going away and not quite yet.
Yeah.
So, yeah, just get gearing up for my tour just started and I'm gonna be on the road like crazy. So trying to get healthy before I basically am gone for three, you know, weeks in a row.
Yeah. And staying in random places, eating at random times.
I know I do have to be better about my health on this tour. My last tour, I gained so much weight. Just it's so hard taking care of myself.
Yeah. Like, what are you going to do? Cook vegetables in your hotel room sink?
Yeah. Boo.
Boo.
So I'm. I got to commit to like at least just going to the, the gym. Even if I just walk on the treadmill.
Yeah.
Something.
Yeah.
To move my body. I'm trying. I'm going to try not to eat late.
Yeah.
That's going to be a thing. I'm not going to drink very much and then limit my fried food.
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.
Limit my sugar.
Yeah.
So those are my goals.
I have been eating very late and not. And I can't fall asleep till like three in the morning. I'm like, I get weird at night.
Yeah.
I think because I know everyone's asleep. I'm like, no one's going to bother me.
This is my time.
Yeah. Last night I was lying in bed and I have my Sleep Talk app that records the whole night and it's activated by sound. And so in the morning you listen to your sleep talk. But as I was lying in bed, I was thinking of a song melody that I was writing in my head. And so I just start. I knew it was recording, so I just start singing. Singing in bed. And then I felt like a maniac. I listen to it in the morning and it is not good. It's like Crooney.
Well, should we get to some questions?
I would love to hear what people want to know.
Mae Martin
Hey, handsome. This is Ashley from Austin, Texas. I need Your help settling a long time debate between my husband and I.
Fortune Feimster
Great.
Mae Martin
And tell us which one of us is actually the insane one.
Fortune Feimster
Okay.
Mae Martin
So when you are done with the shower, you turn off the nozzle. Do you immediately step out onto the bath mat and grab a towel and start drying off or do you stay in the shower and try to run your fingers down your body and get as much of the water off first?
Fortune Feimster
Okay.
Oh, I've never thought about running my hands down my own body.
It's all I do fortune.
That's all I do, like backstreet voice style off me.
I actually did. This is so weird because this exact thought crossed my mind when I got out of the shower today. And I did try to get the. The most of the water off before I got out. Yeah, I did do that.
You know what's even weirder?
What?
I also had that thought this morning. But I stayed in the shower and like long reach for my towel and. And toweled off in the shower before stepping onto the bath mat.
That's crazy that we haven't as a species been like, we should keep the towels within reach of the bath.
Yeah, they should. It should be like right there. It was like, go go Gadget arm.
Wait, so we both genuinely had like a shower water experience today?
Genuinely. This morning.
Fucking weird.
That is really weird.
This is the telepathy tapes in action.
But you went like this.
Yeah.
Kind of wiping water off your body.
Yeah. And off my. My thighs.
So I will say, to answer her question. Yeah, I mean, I see what. I see, that you guys are squeegeeing your own bodies and good for you. But I would, I would be the more inclined to get on the bath mat and towel off.
Yeah. I mean, that's what the bath mat's there for, I guess. But they don't dry that fast. And then you got this wet bath mat.
True, but.
Okay, so we're coming down on either side of that. Should we see what she said?
Yeah.
Mae Martin
My answer is, of course. I jump out of the shower and grab a towel. That is what a towel is for. You can't actually remove water from your body with your hands. That is totally insane.
Fortune Feimster
Okay.
Mae Martin
Can't wait to hear your answers. Thank you so much for all the laughs. I listen to you every morning on my run and I'm pretty sure my neighbors think I'm insane because I'm just cackling, running through the neighborhood.
Fortune Feimster
I love you. Bye. Oh, we love you.
Even though you called May insane.
Yeah, I'm on your husband's side. What do you mean you can't get water off your body with your hands? We're waterproof skin.
Waterproof. You can get dry, but you can flick, like, the excess.
The excess, yes.
But you can't get dry that way.
Yeah, it'll be cool to have. You know the way when a car goes through a car wash, I'd like to do that with my body.
Like the Jetsons.
Oh, yeah. Or like the Austin Powers sequence where he's defrosted and.
Yeah.
All right. Well, that was controversial.
What a treat.
Yeah.
Tig Notaro
Some people just know they could save hundreds on car insurance by checking Allstate First.
Fortune Feimster
Like, you know, to check that you find the perfect walking staff when you're walking through the forest and pretending to be a wizard.
Tig Notaro
Checking first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote. That could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Savings vary subject to terms, conditions and availability. Allstate Fire and Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.
Fortune Feimster
Should we listen to another one?
Listener
Hey, handsome. This is Jamie from Winnipeg, Canada. My question is inspired by the amazing stories Fortune tells about her mom, Ginger. And the question is, has one or both of your parents ever done something so embarrassing to you in public that it has seared itself into your memory forever, and it just makes you cringe every time you hear it? Let me give you an example. My friend took his mom to a Mexican takeout restaurant once, and standing in the middle of the room, squinting up at the menu, she said in a loud voice to her son, what's a chicken fagida? What's a chicken faga?
Fortune Feimster
That's funny.
That's really funny.
Oh, God. My mom did nothing but embarrass me as a child.
On purpose or just by. By being herself?
Just being her person, her personality.
Isn't that so brutal? You become a parent and your kid's just like, oh, this person I know.
Well, I was born in 1980, so my young years were in the 80s, so pre cell phones. So she had a habit of yelling our names in stores if she tried. If she. If we got, you know, separated from her.
Yeah.
She would just scream our names at the top of her lungs across the store.
Oh, my God.
And it was so humiliating.
And would you prefer if she got on the pa?
I'd prefer her not be lazy and just walk and try to find us.
Yes. You're just an aisle away.
She didn't want to move extra steps.
Yeah.
To look. But she would do that when we were. This was Less embarrassing because it was at home. But when she wanted us, you know, back in those days, too, especially in a small town, you would leave in the morning, like summertime, and you stay gone all day. You go hang out with the neighbors who are your age. And she would walk outside and scream our names to come home for dinner. But somehow it traveled all that way, like blocks and blocks. Really? Yeah.
That's impressive. That does feel very like. Like in a Spielberg movie. The kids are all out on the street and the parents shouting. I'm not easily embarrassed. My brother is more easily embarrassed. But my dad would like to be funny, embarrass us on purpose, and I loved it. Like, he would say, oh, yeah. Instead of saying excuse me, he'd say excuse me to strangers. Like when we'd be driving out of a parking lot and the, you know, the parking lot attendant would be there in the booth, he'd say, spanky very much. Instead of thank you very much. Like, he did a lot of. I guess that was Austin Powers. Yeah, yeah.
But he did another Canadian.
Yeah, yeah. And he would do things like when I got home from school, he'd know when I was approaching, and he'd pull down his blinds and he would do like puppet. A puppet shadow puppet show in the window so when I got home. Or he'd wear Mickey Mouse ears so I could see this, like, projection of this madman up.
And your dad's full of personality.
Yeah, he's. He's wacky.
And you didn't get embarrassed ever?
I'm sure I did, but no, I can't really think of. I mean, when I would go. Go shop, clothes shopping with my mom, and then I'd have to try things on and always come out and show her before, you know, and. And there'd be some woman there working there, and my mom would be, like, engaging with her, and I'd just be like, no. Oh, God.
Yeah. Femininity stuff was embarrassing for sure.
Very.
I was on the homecoming court my senior year of high school.
Oh, my God.
And I kind of like, was treating it as a joke. And they were like, no, you have to wear like a dress every day to school for five days.
What?
Yeah. Because you. They want. It's like part of your campaigning to be homecoming queen.
Oh, my God.
And I was like, I don't wanna. They're like, you have to. You have to be a pretty little lady. And my mom took me shopping at, like, a woman. Like a full grown woman store.
Yeah.
I'm 17 and she's buying me like, you know, dresses that go down to the floor with shoulder pads.
Oh my God, shoulder pads. Of course.
It was like burnt orange colors and vomit green, like the worst fall colors.
Do you have this in vomit green by any chance?
And I was so horrified the ever. All these other girls were like in these cute little, like, you know, knee length dresses.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I, I look like a 60 year old spinster who is also, you know, trying cases for fun in my shoulder pads. Oh my God, it was humiliating. And my mom just thought I was the most gorgeous I'd ever been.
Oh, of course. Yeah. You felt the love more than you ever had.
Yeah. She's like, finally, there's my daughter. There you are, my pretty little lady.
Do you think shoulder pads will ever come back in?
Men are starting to like, I've seen in formal wear having these like pointy shoulders lately.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Huh.
I don't think that's going to catch on though. Should we do one more?
Yeah, let's do one more.
Hi, handsome.
Listener
I'm Court from Denton, Texas. My question, do y'all jaywalk or are you strict crosswalkers and what is your reasoning? Is it situational? Is it for safety? Are you just a rule follower or if you are jaywalking, are you an agent of chaos or what's the deal?
Fortune Feimster
I'm kind of a rebel. I do jaywalk if it's, if it's safe, I trust my judgment and if it's safe, I will. My pet peeve is people who jaywalk with strollers because then you're pushing the stroller out in front of you. I'm like, just, yeah, it's not worth, don't risk it. Yeah, but when I moved to la, people were like, you cannot jaywalk and you will get a ticket. People warn me about that. Is that a thing here?
It does happen here. I've heard of that there. Well, some streets are so dangerous because in L. A, the freeways are so bad and often backed up that people don't really get to drive fast. So on these, on these other roads, these like, you know, residential. Residential roads, they freaking fly.
Yeah.
So yeah, in L. A, I oftentimes will find the crosswalk partly because of being a rule follower and also just like, it is wildly dangerous. But, you know, occasionally I'm being lazy and like, let's just. There's no one around. Let's bop over right here.
Yeah, you're not going to be homecoming queen if you're jaywalking all over the place.
That's right.
And you're still pushing for that crown. Right? You're hoping.
I mean, May I was so close to winning. I lost.
Really?
By just a few votes. Yeah.
Seriously?
Yeah. It was like a big thing at the high school where, like, one side wanted. You know, there was the one girl who won everything that was like the. The two shoes of everything. Who. Who was expected to win. And I was the dark horse representing the. The people.
Yeah. Like, the arty kids, the funny kids.
And so the people were like, we're doing this.
We're gonna overthrow. Yeah.
They're like, we're gonna overthrow the norms.
Yeah.
And I got close.
And then she won.
Yeah, she won.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it was like a Judd Apatow movie, you would've won.
That's right. Yeah. But it was pretty funny to be even considered because that was not. I was not the blossomed flower I am now.
And did you have to, like, make speeches and have a platform you were running on and stuff?
I do think there was a one of those things kind of pageant like.
Yeah.
Where they tell. Where you had to say your likes and dislikes.
Love it.
And I do believe I was funny. I think I was like, I like long walks on the beach.
That's funny.
And I want world peace. Right. Those things. Yeah.
And you hate seeds in strawberries and raspberries.
Yeah. And then we had to also ride around at the football game in a. The back of a convertible wearing a dress.
Oh.
Waving like a princess.
What? Just like the finalists were doing that.
Well, all the. All the Comic Con court rode around.
Oh, my God.
And then the winner was announced at halftime.
I would.
It was a big thing because I'm from a small town. So the Friday night football was, like, the place to be.
Yeah. The whole town.
The whole town.
Oh, my God. I want to see you in that convertible.
I'm sure I'll find the picture. I'll. I had shoulder pads.
Oh, my God.
But this. That little dress was cuter. I finally, like, stood up to my mom and was like, I'm going to.
Wear a short skirt with those games. You got to get your legs.
Suck it. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Anyway, I'm a rule follower for sure, but occasionally will jaywalk.
I'm. Yeah. An agent of chaos, I guess. But I'm very careful. I will say. I just trust, you know? Yeah.
Listener
So for me, I'm a proud crosswalker, if that's even a term. I wish I had a cooler reason than safety, but, yeah, I mainly just don't want to get run over.
Fortune Feimster
Fair.
Listener
And I wanted to add, I've been a tig fan since she was a cop on the Sarah Silverman program and I followed fortune since she crushed on last comic standing. I didn't know me until handsome, but I feel like we'd be Survivor super fan besties.
Fortune Feimster
Yeah.
Listener
Keep it handsome.
Fortune Feimster
Oh, very cool.
That's so cool. And also, yeah, if anyone wants to talk Survivor, I'm watching the current season. It's a excellent season. So well cast for new year.
Big fan of that.
I am. I've remained a big fan. And the new season just had an amazing moment in the last episode. Really, it really is the best show on tv. I'll. I'll go to my grave.
I have not watched it since, like, season two.
You got a lot of joy ahead of you if you want to dive in.
I don't know if I do.
Yeah. Fair.
Oh, what another fun pre episode.
Always a pleas. I love hearing what people want to know and I'm excited to meet people at our live. Our live shows.
At our live shows. Yeah. We had Nashville already headed to Austin.
Yeah.
And we would love for you guys to partake in the joyous show that we are about to do. Our livestream is tomorrow.
Yes.
From Austin. So get your tickets. The link is on our Instagram page.
Or our website, dynastytypewriter.com you get your and you can watch it for a week. And yeah, it's gonna be. It's gonna be epic. Have a viewing party. Watch with your friends.
That's right, buddy.
Yeah. I can't wait. I know what I'm gonna wear. Yep. That's a surprise.
Well, in Austin, you're a little cowboy. Exactly. Better get that. Get out those fresh jeans.
Yeah.
Well, thank you guys for listening.
Listen. Thank you. All that remains, I guess, is to remind everybody to please keep it pretty. Handsome Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us@handsomepodmail.com and please follow us on social media. Ndsompod.
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What a podcast. That was a headgum podcast. That was a headgum podcast. Some people just know they could save hundreds on car insurance by checking Allstate first.
Tig Notaro
Like, you know, to check that you've fully stocked the fridge before a busy week. It's a nice feeling to know you've got food at home at the end of a hectic day.
Fortune Feimster
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Podcast Summary: Handsome – Pretty Little Episode #34
Episode Information:
In Episode #34 of "Handsome," titled "Pretty Little," hosts Mae Martin and Fortune Feimster engage in their signature witty and heartfelt conversation. Although Tig Notaro is absent for this episode, Mae and Fortune maintain the podcast's lively spirit, seamlessly transitioning between personal anecdotes, humorous banter, and engaging listener interactions. Released on April 11, 2025, this episode delves into everyday topics, from culinary preferences to personal habits, while also addressing audience-submitted questions that spark both laughter and introspection.
The episode kicks off with Mae Martin and Fortune Feimster discussing their appreciation for the podcast's theme song. Fortune shares, “I was listening to our theme song and Tig's podcast. Yeah. It doesn't get old for me” (00:53). Mae resonates, adding, “If I'm a fan of a podcast and they randomly change the theme, which happens sometimes, I do not like it” (01:14). This exchange highlights their mutual love for consistency and the comfort that familiar sounds bring.
Transitioning to food, Fortune mentions ordering a club sandwich, sparking a detailed discussion about the perfect club sandwich. Fortune describes hers as having “a thin layer of grilled chicken, crispy bacon, avocado, tomato, lettuce” (01:56), while Mae prefers “sliced turkey on my club… crispy bacon…I want crunchy crunch” (02:01). Their conversation touches on the nuances of making the ideal sandwich, emphasizing the importance of ingredient quality and texture.
Mae and Fortune then shift focus to their professional lives, discussing upcoming tours and personal plans. Fortune reveals her excitement about performing in Austin, noting, “I'm going one day early to do like an hour of” (03:45), despite feeling apprehensive about performing without new material. Mae shares her plans to visit Disney, albeit with mixed feelings after a previous guided tour experience: “I liked Disney, but now that I have experienced Disney with a friend who hired a tour guide, I don't know if I can do it regularly anymore” (04:57).
Fortune also candidly talks about her health struggles while preparing for a tour, stating, “I've been sick for a week… trying to get healthy before I basically am gone for three, you know, weeks in a row” (05:42). This honest discussion about personal well-being adds depth to their otherwise lighthearted conversation.
The first listener question comes from Ashley in Austin, Texas, who seeks help resolving a domestic debate about post-shower routines:
Listener (Ashley):
"When you are done with the shower, do you immediately step out onto the bath mat and grab a towel and start drying off or do you stay in the shower and try to run your fingers down your body and get as much of the water off first?" (07:40)
Discussion:
Mae and Fortune find this question both amusing and relatable. Fortune shares a serendipitous connection, admitting, “This exact thought crossed my mind when I got out of the shower today” (08:23), revealing a moment of telepathic coincidence between the hosts. Mae firmly sides with the traditional method, stating, “I jump out of the shower and grab a towel. That is what a towel is for” (09:45), while Fortune offers a nuanced view, acknowledging both methods and ultimately leaning towards using the bath mat to avoid dampness: “I would be the more inclined to get on the bath mat and towel off” (09:32).
This segment blends humor with practical advice, highlighting the hosts' ability to find common ground in mundane activities.
The second question is from Jamie in Winnipeg, Canada, inspired by Fortune's stories about her mother:
Listener (Jamie):
"Has one or both of your parents ever done something so embarrassing to you in public that it has seared itself into your memory forever?" (11:19)
Discussion:
Mae and Fortune dive into their personal histories, sharing memorable and cringe-worthy moments orchestrated by their parents. Fortune recounts her mother's habit of yelling their names across stores, painting a vivid picture of childhood embarrassment: “She would scream our names at the top of her lungs across the store… It was so humiliating” (12:03). Mae contrasts this with her father's playful antics, describing how he would create shadow puppet shows and wear Mickey Mouse ears to entertain her: “He would wear Mickey Mouse ears so I could see this, like, projection of this madman up” (14:19).
Mae further shares her high school experience of almost being crowned homecoming queen, highlighting her battle against her mother's traditional expectations:
"They want you to be a pretty little lady… my mom just thought I was the most gorgeous I'd ever been" (15:25). This heartfelt exchange underscores the universal theme of navigating parent-child relationships and the humorous yet poignant moments that define them.
The final listener question comes from Court in Denton, Texas, regarding jaywalking practices:
Listener (Court):
"Do y'all jaywalk or are you strict crosswalkers and what is your reasoning?" (16:36)
Discussion:
Mae identifies as "kind of a rebel," admitting to jaywalking when she deems it safe:
"I'm kind of a rebel. I do jaywalk if it's safe, I trust my judgment and if it's safe, I will" (16:55). She expresses frustration with pedestrians who jaywalk while handling strollers, viewing it as unnecessarily risky:
"My pet peeve is people who jaywalk with strollers because then you're pushing the stroller out in front of you" (16:55).
Fortune adds her perspective, balancing rule-following with occasional rebellion:
"I'm a rule follower for sure, but occasionally will jaywalk… I just trust, you know?" (20:26). The conversation touches on urban safety, personal responsibility, and the cultural nuances of pedestrian behavior in different cities, such as Los Angeles versus Austin.
As the episode wraps up, Mae and Fortune promote their upcoming live shows and engage with their audience's enthusiasm. They encourage listeners to join their livestream from Austin, sharing excitement about future events and their continuous connection with fans. The hosts' genuine interactions and willingness to share personal stories make "Pretty Little Episode #34" a delightful mix of humor, relatability, and heartfelt conversation.
Mae Martin:
“If I'm a fan of a podcast and they randomly change the theme, which happens sometimes, I do not like it.” (01:14)
Fortune Feimster:
“I was listening to our theme song and Tig's podcast. Yeah. It doesn't get old for me.” (00:53)
Mae Martin:
“I jump out of the shower and grab a towel. That is what a towel is for. You can't actually remove water from your body with your hands. That is totally insane.” (09:45)
Fortune Feimster:
“She would scream our names at the top of her lungs across the store… It was so humiliating.” (12:03)
Mae Martin:
“They want you to be a pretty little lady… my mom just thought I was the most gorgeous I'd ever been.” (15:25)
Court (Listener):
“I'm a proud crosswalker, if that's even a term. I wish I had a cooler reason than safety, but, yeah, I mainly just don't want to get run over.” (20:50)
Note: Timestamps correspond to the positions in the provided transcript and serve to anchor notable quotes within the conversation flow.