Pretty Little Episode #39

Summary

Handsome Podcast: "Pretty Little Episode #39" Summary

Release Date: May 16, 2025
Hosts: Fortune Feimster and May Martin
Podcast: Handsome by Headgum

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Introduction

In the 39th episode of Handsome, titled "Pretty Little Episode," hosts Fortune Feimster and May Martin engage in their signature blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions. Skipping over the initial advertisements, the duo dives into their morning routines, shares experiences from their local surroundings, and answers listener questions, all while maintaining their light-hearted and engaging chemistry.

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Morning Routines and Coffee Adventures

Fortune Feimster kicks off the conversation by recounting her ambitious plan to start the day early with coffee and a swim:

"I woke up really early thinking, like, I'm gonna go get a coffee and then I'm gonna go tread my water." [00:20]

However, her coffee run turns into an extended adventure due to traffic and long lines at a preferred coffee spot, resulting in no time for swimming. May Martin mirrors Fortune's effort to embrace the morning by taking a coffee walk to the Silver Lake Reservoir, despite the sweltering heat:

"Today it's bacon hot." [01:29]

Exploring Silver Lake Reservoir and Canine Encounters

Their walks lead to delightful encounters with dogs, sparking a conversation about different breeds and their personalities. May shares poignant observations about two dogs she met:

"I wonder if Zuko resents Lulu for being so people-pleasing. And everyone loves Lulu." [03:06]

Fortune emphasizes the universal charm of golden retrievers:

"Golden retrievers are just full of life. It's hard not to just love all of them immediately." [04:10]

The hosts discuss popular hiking spots like Runyon Canyon and Freeman Canyon, comparing their vibes and challenges. Fortune remarks on the beauty and social aspect of hiking in Los Angeles:

"There's something about being around a bunch of dogs." [05:01]

Listener Questions: Reincarnation as Animals

The episode features listener questions that delve into personal reflections. Katie from Portland asks:

"If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you want to come back as and why?" [09:03]

May responds thoughtfully, contemplating the pure, loving nature of dogs, specifically golden retrievers:

"Golden retrievers... take the love they're given and they're thrilled about it." [10:14]

Fortune aligns with choosing a pampered animal, highlighting the well-cared-for life of Pomeranians:

"Pomeranians in general seem to be well taken care of. Their owners are obsessed with them." [10:33]

They discuss the joys and limitations of animal lifespans, with May adding:

"A golden retriever is what, 14 years? Is that not enough?" [11:51]

Katie's choice to be a house cat garners agreement, though Fortune humorously notes her preference for dogs:

"Biggie just saddles up to me and lays in my nook." [14:42]

Listener Questions: Nature vs. Nurture

Lori from New Jersey brings a deeply personal question:

"I was conceived to be a sperm donor... I have this amazing connection with my sister with whom I share half of the DNA from our sperm donor. What are your thoughts about nature versus nurture?" [15:37]

Fortune and May delve into the complexities of nature versus nurture, acknowledging the interplay of genetics and environment:

"I mean, I think there are many characteristics that you share because of DNA, but also how your environment shapes you." [16:01]
"It's a complex combo of the two." [18:31]

They discuss examples like personality traits, resilience, and cultural influences on aspects such as sexuality, emphasizing that both genetic and environmental factors are integral to personal development.

Personal Reflections and Anecdotes

The conversation shifts to lighter topics, including May's birthday celebration:

"It was my first big birthday. It was a real blast." [22:05]

They reminisce about fun activities like foosball and the joy of being surrounded by friends and even some unexpected guests like skunks around bedtime. May humorously contemplates attracting wildlife:

"I want to leave garbage." [22:45]

Fortune playfully discourages the idea, highlighting the balance between welcoming nature and maintaining personal space.

Conclusion and Future Directions

As the episode winds down, Fortune and May encourage listeners to submit more questions and engage with the podcast community:

"Please keep submitting your questions. We're loving these." [23:01]

They reflect on the importance of embracing new opportunities and staying open to fun experiences:

"My motto moving forward is being open and saying yes to fun new opportunities." [21:23]

The hosts wrap up with warm wishes for their audience, reiterating their appreciation and enthusiasm for future interactions.

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Notable Quotes

• Fortune Feimster on dog companionship:
  "Golden retrievers just full of life there. It's hard not to, like, just love all of them immediately because they also come with that good energy." [04:20]

• May Martin on the nature vs. nurture debate:
  "Combo of the two and each quality is probably different. Maybe medical conditions are nature, but personality things are nurture." [17:59]

• Fortune Feimster on personal downtime:
  "I'm very time oriented. That's why I know the exact amount of time I need to do everything." [07:32]

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Final Thoughts

"Pretty Little Episode #39" of Handsome exemplifies the podcast's charm through its engaging dialogue, relatable stories, and meaningful discussions. Fortune Feimster and May Martin create a welcoming atmosphere that resonates with listeners, offering both laughter and introspection. Whether sharing morning routines, exploring pet behaviors, or tackling profound questions about identity and upbringing, this episode delivers a rich and enjoyable listening experience.

Transcript

[Fortune Feimster]

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[May Martin]

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[Fortune Feimster]

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[May Martin]

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[Fortune Feimster]

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[May Martin]

Handsome. Chatting with friends on the Handsome pod. Chatting with friends on the Handsome.

[Fortune Feimster]

Pretty little episode.

[May Martin]

Guys, you're not gonna believe this. It's a pretty little episode with me, May Martin, and my handsome co host, Fortune Feamster. Good morning.

[Fortune Feimster]

Good morning, May.

[May Martin]

How are you?

[Fortune Feimster]

See you, bud.

[May Martin]

Yeah, you too. And usually I'm wearing a hat, but I'm not.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, I couldn't get my act together today. I woke up really early thinking, like, I'm gonna go get a coffee and then I'm gonna go tread my water.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

And the coffee journey ended up taking like an hour and a half because I went to this place, like a further away because there it's these really good coffees and the traffic sucked and then the line was like, out the door and. Yeah, no treading water. So that's why I've not.

[May Martin]

Absolutely stunning. You look absolutely stunning. I also went on a coffee walk this morning. Mornings are rough for me, but I was like, I'm gonna take a page out of Fortune's book and, like, get up and. And then I went to the Silver Lake reservoir and I was walking around. It's so hot and sunny. Like, it's already hot. Today it's bacon hot. And Fortune. I found basically the epicenter of Handsome listeners, I think, is you did Silver Lake Reservoir. I. I think six separate people were like, keep it handsome. Like, it was so uplifting. And the best one was I just as I was getting ready to leave, and this amazing woman goes, I. I just hear behind me, is that my handsome May?

[Fortune Feimster]

And I'm like, yes.

[May Martin]

And then she comes, this amazing woman, and she. I'm like, what are you up to today? She goes, I was just watching Handsome on YouTube. And then she said, well, I'M doing my slow walk. And she was with a few people. I'm like, well, what's the slow walk? And she goes, you get a group of people and the only rule is you walk as slow as the slowest person.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, I like that.

[May Martin]

Isn't that nice? So you just have a nice little amble around.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. Make sure you don't have fast friends.

[May Martin]

Yeah, no fast friends.

[Fortune Feimster]

No fast friends are invited to this chat.

[May Martin]

Yeah. No, you.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love that so much. I. Maybe I'll have to go to have coffee with you sometime at the reservoir.

[May Martin]

Dude. If you need to walk around going. Looking around, looking around. And the nice thing is that all everyone has dogs. So I met a bunch of good dogs. I met these two dogs called Lulu and Zuko. Lulu. Lulu was like this shiny golden retriever, like, full of beans. Little. Little pink collar and like. And then Zuko, different vibe. Zuko was like. Like Zuko was a little kooky and kind of like black. Like, I think a cattle dog of some sort.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

But they were an odd pair of these two. And I just thought, I wonder if Zuko resents Lulu for being like, so people pleasy. And everyone loves Lulu. Like, I was loving Lulu. And then I thought, you know, it's probably a lot of pressure for Lulu too. Like, some days she wants to just be a little runt.

[Fortune Feimster]

And which one was the golden retriever?

[May Martin]

Lulu. Lulu, yeah. And she just was like, I'm the star pupil. But she was.

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, golden retrievers are just full of life there. It's hard not to, like, just love all of them immediately because they also come with that good energy.

[May Martin]

Such good energy. Yeah. But then Zuko, I was like, there's depth there. And Zuko needs support too.

[Fortune Feimster]

I went to Runyon Canyon yesterday and was around a ton of dogs, nice golden retrievers. Met a three legged palm.

[May Martin]

What's a palm?

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, Pomeranian. Mm.

[May Martin]

Okay. Do you bring Biggie on these walks or no?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, it was too hot for him.

[May Martin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

These dogs were a little bit meatier, except for. Well, the three legged palm was just taking a little tiny trip in. In his mom's arms. But not. Obviously not hiking.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

But yeah, there's something about being around a bunch of dogs.

[May Martin]

Is Runyon Canyon where you met Jeff Probst or you. Or you see celebrities there? Right. You're hiking around.

[Fortune Feimster]

You see, there's two canyons that are popular. Runyon's one and Freman is the other one.

[May Martin]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

Runyon's the Hollywood in the middle of Hollywood. Freyman's more the Valley. Studio City.

[May Martin]

Okay. I think I got to go to Fryman's.

[Fortune Feimster]

Fryman. So Runyon is like more uphill, more. More incline. A little bit tougher. It's a bit more sceney.

[May Martin]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Ryman. You'll see people here and there, but it's. There's a uphill part, but it's not as crazy.

[May Martin]

I love the idea of a sceney hike.

[Fortune Feimster]

That. That would be Runyon.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Okay. I'm gonna go to Runyon then. I wanna see Probes.

[Fortune Feimster]

I. I don't do Runyon very often, but I went there to meet a bunch of dogs.

[May Martin]

I love it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Good to start your day walking around in the sun.

[Fortune Feimster]

It sure is. That's the beauty of la, that, you know, it has a bad rap, but a lot of sunshine, lots of sun. Hiking's very popular. No one walks in the city, but they will hike.

[May Martin]

Yes. And. And a lot of nice little coffee shops. I had a corn cake, I want to say for breakfast. It was like a corn bread muffin, but inside was marmalade. Orange marmalade.

[Fortune Feimster]

There's a lot of good coffee shops in Silver Lake.

[May Martin]

Hell, yes. I never say hell, yes, but felt right in the moment. Hell, yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

And you can walk till you're walkable where you are.

[May Martin]

I actually did take an Uber to the Silver, to the reservoir. I could have walked, but I took a. An Uber Black to the Uber Black.

[Fortune Feimster]

You are hilarious that you take these fancy Ubers places.

[May Martin]

I don't know why I do it. It's gotten. It's a habit. Well, sometimes when you look on the app, they're the same price.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, well, if it's the same price, then yeah.

[May Martin]

But you know what?

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm going, like, 10 minutes down the road. You don't really need an overborne.

[May Martin]

No, it's psychotic. But I think what I like about it is they wait for 15 minutes.

[Fortune Feimster]

And you're never ready.

[May Martin]

I'm never ready. I always. I'll. I'll book my Uber when I'm still in bed in my pajamas.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, my God.

[May Martin]

And then I'm like, I got it. And then I get up, I rinse.

[Fortune Feimster]

And then, like, I'm paying to. For you to wait for me, buddy.

[May Martin]

And I always have to message them going, be right there. And they go, okay. And then I get it, and I always say, thanks for waiting. And they go, okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, I'm. I'm very, like. I'm very time oriented.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's why I know exact amount of Time. I need to do everything. And so I usually have it pretty mapped out in my head when I need to call the OOBs.

[May Martin]

Do you get, like, guilt if you don't have. Like, if you have an evening where you're doing all. Do you have, like, a feeling in your stomach like, I should be using this time?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, I. I mean, as busy as I am and, like, as crazy as my schedule gets, I. A sit on the couch, do nothing night.

[May Martin]

Yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

And I. Or. Or a Sunday afternoon, I do not sweat it. I'm like, I hadn't done anything. I don't care. I'm in my sweatpants.

[May Martin]

That's so.

[Fortune Feimster]

Because I know how hard I work, and I'm. I'm like, I know. I'm not lazy.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

But I will have a lazy day here and there because I need it.

[May Martin]

That's really nice. I saw Sinners the other day.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah.

[May Martin]

Loved it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Everyone's said such great things about it.

[May Martin]

Well, I like vampires. I'm a vampire guy. Like, there's something horny about vampires.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, so horny.

[May Martin]

So horny. Yeah. And the person I saw it with did not know it was a vampire movie. So, like, half an hour into it or. Or 40 minutes, when it was revealed to be vampires, like, she thought it was just a western, so she was like, what the. Which was pretty juicy.

[Fortune Feimster]

It is important to know it's about vampires.

[May Martin]

Going into it or let it surprise.

[Fortune Feimster]

You or a real twist.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Hey, should we see what our listeners want to ask us today?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yellow cowboy.

[May Martin]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Katie]

Hi, handsomes. This is Katie from Portland, Oregon. I'm a veterinarian and a big animal lover, and I know you all love animals, too. I love hearing about Kitty City Biggie with his big, sparkling, lively eyes and the little tiny pups that May had recently. My question for you is, if you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you want to come back as and why?

[May Martin]

Oh, incredible question.

[Fortune Feimster]

Incredible.

[May Martin]

Well, I have a theory that people are either birds or dogs.

[Fortune Feimster]

Really.

[May Martin]

I think of the handsome world. I think maybe Take might be a bird.

[Fortune Feimster]

I could see that.

[May Martin]

I think we're dogs. Maybe not. Take has. Has sort of Australian cattle dog energy, too, sometimes. But so I think dog. And I think having just spoken about golden retrievers, like, I think that'd be pretty good. Because the thing about golden retrievers is they take the love they're given and they're thrilled about it. Like, I don't think they're ever going, ugh, I need, like, I Wish I had no needs and I could just wait for somebody to get home and then shower them with love and not have any needs.

[Fortune Feimster]

And golden retrievers seem oblivious to, like, bad stuff.

[May Martin]

Oh, they're not stressed about climate change.

[Fortune Feimster]

They're too blessed to be stressed.

[May Martin]

Too blessed to be stressed. Yeah. Golden retriever or, or like a dolphin would be cool, but I think they've got the weight of the world on their shoulders. They're too smart. What about you?

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, I know this is weird because Biggie is right here. He really does have the best life. I would say Pomeranians in general seem to be well taken care of. The. Their owners are obsessed with them. Yeah, I've, I've not. There's few times I've seen a Pomeranian not being doted on by many.

[May Martin]

How funny that we both chose animals based on like receiving constant love from humans. Like we both.

[Fortune Feimster]

The only bummer is that dogs don't live long enough.

[May Martin]

That's fine. Like, let me shuffle off the mortal coil when it's all become too much, you know, Like I just today was talking to someone and being like, shuffle. I don't know that I fear. I, I mean, obviously, God forbid, like, don't want to. Don't want to perish, but we don't.

[Fortune Feimster]

I do.

[May Martin]

I, I've read enough, like, mystical things and seen enough like people who've had near death experiences and stuff that I'm like, I think it is just like a huge relief and you get absorbed into some universal love and peace. And I'm like, I think that'll be fine. The sadness comes from the people you leave behind.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's true. Because they're still dealing with that grief.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, so I don't mind. A golden retriever is what, 14 years?

[Fortune Feimster]

12 to 14.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Isn't.

[May Martin]

Is that not enough? Like, I don't know, do we really need more than that?

[Fortune Feimster]

Palms can. Palms doesn't be anywhere from 13 to like 19.

[May Martin]

Really?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, it just depends.

[May Martin]

Oh, you know, it'd be cool though, cutie. You know those giant tortoises that they can. There was one that was around when Darwin was around and it lived like a hundred years.

[Fortune Feimster]

This tortoise that's, that's definitely too long.

[May Martin]

But maybe time moves at a different speed when you're just lumbering around.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, I don't want to live. I, I would like somewhere in the middle.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

But I don't know.

[May Martin]

I mean, there's, there's this Greenland shark that has been alive since Napoleonic times. It's like 400 years old. It's still alive now.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, no, thanks.

[May Martin]

No, thanks, right?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, just thanks.

[May Martin]

Blind and. And floating through the ocean. Kind of confused.

[Fortune Feimster]

Even with humans, the one when they're like. So you know, Martha just celebrated her 108th birthday. I'm like, no, really don't want that.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

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[May Martin]

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[Fortune Feimster]

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[May Martin]

The only thing is, there's a lot of books I'd like to read, so I could. If I can still read and understand books, I could just hang on for another couple of days, decades, just reading and catching up. Like, even if I'm sitting in a chair, you know?

[Fortune Feimster]

All right, well, let's hear Katie's answer.

[May Martin]

Yes, please.

[Katie]

Unlike folks who choose a majestic wild animal like an eagle or a dolphin, I'm not interested in coming back as a creature who has to really work for a living. I would choose to be a pampered house cat. Yeah, these cats have it so freaking good. They sleep 18 hours a day. They have a full staff caring for their every need, often overfeeding them. Some even have a custom catio to enjoy a cat. They've really got it made. So I choose a house cat.

[May Martin]

Katie is in line with our thinking.

[Fortune Feimster]

They sleep 18 hours a day. For real?

[May Martin]

That seems like a lot. 18.

[Fortune Feimster]

I've never had a cat, so I don't know.

[May Martin]

All I know is that they seem to really come alive at night when you're trying to sleep. And it's just these, like, irregular patterns of, like, across the house.

[Fortune Feimster]

And don't they, like, jump on their owners, like, heads and stuff during the middle of the night?

[May Martin]

Right. Well, that's the thing. They say that it could fall asleep on your head and suffocate you. Oh, well, this is why I'm. I'm dog. Yeah, I'm dog.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. Biggie just saddles up to me and. And lays, like. He just, like, lays in my nook.

[May Martin]

In your nook?

[Fortune Feimster]

My nooks. You mean, like, like where my knee. Like, you know, where your knees kind of been. Oh, he'll, like, dig into there. Or, like, if I'm on my side. He'll dig into like my back. Yeah, yeah, I love it.

[May Martin]

Love it. Let's hear another one.

[Lori]

Hi handsomes. This is Lori from New Jersey. I listen to you guys all the time. Love you. My question is about nature versus nurture. So I found out in my late 40s that I was conceived to be a sperm donor. Big family secret, all sorts of messy as you can imagine. And have since met and gotten quite close with some of my diblings or donor siblings, as we say. And it's been shocking to me with my sister in particular, how similar we are. And I'm just curious if you have any thoughts about nature versus nurture and the importance of DNA.

[May Martin]

I think you and I can get to the bottom of this.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, we're gonna. All these pros, all the answers.

[May Martin]

Yeah, I mean that's, I mean that's.

[Fortune Feimster]

The age old question, right?

[May Martin]

Yeah, that is super interesting. And you read about those like twins separated at birth who have identical lives.

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, I do think there are many characteristics that you share because of DNA, but you, you also hear of like the, the siblings, you know, separated having wildly different lives based on economics and if the parents were loving or together or there was an alcoholic in the family. I mean that stuff definitely shapes you as well. Yeah, to me it's like a combo. I don't know that you can just be based off one thing, a complex.

[May Martin]

Combo of the two and each, and each quality is probably different. Like maybe there's like medical conditions that are largely nature, but maybe there's. Yeah. Personality things that are purely nurture. I mean, I think about sexuality a lot and I'm like, I tend to think that there's so much cultural stuff that like, like they studied a thousand different animal species and they found bisexuality in all thousand species. And like, and I've met people who are, who say, yeah, if I was growing up now 100, I would have been, I would have been bi growing up and explored that part of myself. But I just, you know what I mean?

[Fortune Feimster]

Right. Like what was acceptable and certain times is what sort of was more prevalent.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Like, that's why sometimes like born this way feels like kind of a, a cop out sometimes because it's kind of being like, please, please let me live because I was just born this way and I can't help it. It's like, well, what if it is? There's an element of it that is a choice as well.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. But that's probably why there's a spectrum of It, Right. Like some people were just like, this is me and this is who I've been since day one. And other people are like, I kind of, as I've gotten older, I'm curious about this thing. Yeah, yeah, totally, yeah. Different versions of that.

[May Martin]

But so we're saying nature.

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, I just think there's no way to not have a combo of the two. Like, you know, I've also seen situations where people who've had to overcome a lot have like perseverance or people that were given everything sometimes are like a little lazy. Again, these are all like generalizations that, you know, it, it shapes, these circumstances shape you. And as far as how you approach the world.

[May Martin]

Yeah, it seems like the, the general answer is it's a complex combo of the two. But I'm interested in Laurie's story and, and, and meeting like biological part relatives and finding similarity. That, that's super interesting. Should we hear what, what she has to say?

[Lori]

I would say for me, what I've realized is that they both come into play. You cannot negate one or the other. And I guess the importance of one or the other maybe depends on your family upgrading upbringing. I had a fantastic childhood with my family and I think I very much benefited from the nurture of my environment. But I also really appreciate now that I have this amazing connection with my sister with whom I share half of the DNA from our sperm donor. Dad. Thanks you guys so much. Love you.

[May Martin]

Bye. Thanks. Lori, you ever seen those videos of twins in the womb and they're like playing hide and seek in the womb? No, I don't think that one of them is like hiding behind some uterine lining. It's insane. And they're like playing games with each other and then when they're born they continue playing those same games and stuff.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, wow. Is it prevalent? Not that we're experts on twins, but that one's kind of like stronger than the stronger one. Like we'd have to ask more dominant one. And then they, that kind of continues.

[May Martin]

And that's what I've always thought, but maybe that's like a 90s, like a 90s belief.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh no. There's like sometimes you see these twins or there's like this like popular, good looking one and then. Yeah, like quiet nerdy one.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

And I feel like the, the one was like the boss in the womb.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Getting all the nutrients and stuff. I mean, I'd be kind of pissed if I was a baby. And I was like, this is supposed to be my time to like germinate and then I'm gonna share this little thing with someone else.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. I don't know. A lot of twins, I guess.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

In my own personal life to really.

[May Martin]

We gotta ask these questions. Max and Finn. Which one of you.

[Fortune Feimster]

That we could sit Mags and Finn.

[May Martin]

Down and ask him some. We're like. And are you resentful that your womb time was shared?

[Fortune Feimster]

They're like, what? We just want to play baseball.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Well, this was an absolute blast.

[Fortune Feimster]

It sure was. May, I'm glad you started your morning off in such a pleasant way.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Yeah. And I have to do that. I have to say yes to when people invite me for, like, a coffee and just get out of the house and do that. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

I think that's. Yeah. My gonna be. My motto moving forward is being open and saying yes to fun new opportunities and just, you know, seeing what life has to offer.

[May Martin]

I'm gonna hold you to that. I'm gonna hit you up with some invites.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's right.

[May Martin]

I'll keep firing them at you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Please do. We're gonna hang. We're gonna hang soon.

[May Martin]

Do you play foosball?

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, I'm not. I know how to play. I don't. I'm.

[May Martin]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

I will get. I will get back into it for you.

[May Martin]

I got a table, so.

[Fortune Feimster]

You did get a table.

[May Martin]

I did get a table. And I want to. I want to have a tournament. You know, I love you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Bachelor life.

[May Martin]

I really am trying my best, but then, deep down, I just want to be a golden retriever waiting for someone to come home.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, didn't you have people over for your. I was out of town, so I'm not offended. For your birthday.

[May Martin]

I did. I did indeed.

[Fortune Feimster]

How was that? Was that your first big.

[May Martin]

Yeah, it was my first. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'll talk about it in the main pod. It was a real blast. Thomas came. We played some foosball. Yeah. It was fun.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, we'll. We'll hear more about it when we're with our friend Tig.

[May Martin]

Yeah. I had a touch of the old birthday. Depressed but powered through with all the pals.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm glad you were surrounded by your friends.

[May Martin]

100. Even the skunks came to visit late at night. The big bulbous boy and the little baby one.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's because you guys had food around.

[May Martin]

Oh, you're right, actually. Yeah. But then I'm kind of wanna. I mean, this could is a slippery slope, but I want to leave. I want to attract.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[May Martin]

I Want to leave garbage.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, Dr. Doolittle, we're not. We're not doing that. Not at your house.

[May Martin]

No.

[Fortune Feimster]

It won't get out of control.

[May Martin]

Yeah, there'd be coyotes.

[Fortune Feimster]

Just enjoy the ones that are coming in. Yeah, naturally.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Welcome them, but don't encourage them. Well, please keep submitting your questions. We're loving these. Go to go to speakpipe.com handsome pod drop us a line and keep telling your pals about the. About the pod and let us know what you want to hear from us and what how you envision the future of Handsome.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's right.

[May Martin]

And if you see us walking around the reservoir, please approach us, please.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love a being in the wild and someone telling me to keep it handsome. It's pretty fun.

[May Martin]

It's the best. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, good to see you, pal.

[May Martin]

Good to see you.

[Fortune Feimster]

I hope everybody has an awesome day.

[May Martin]

Yeah, me too. I hope that, too. And I hope everybody remembers, too.

[Fortune Feimster]

Keep it.

[May Martin]

Keep it pretty Handsome. Pretty Handsome.

[Fortune Feimster]

Handsome is hosted by me, Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro, and May Martin. The show is produced, recorded and edited by Thomas. To Let email [e-mail] and follow us on social media at Handsome Pod. What a podcast.

[May Martin]

What a podcast that was a hit. Gum podcast. Some people just know they could save hundreds on car insurance by checking Allstate First.

[Fortune Feimster]

Like, you know to check that when you go shopping at the mall and then stop for food at the food court, that you remember to grab your shopping bags before heading to the car. Do not let this very specific scenario happen to you.

[May Martin]

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[Fortune Feimster]

Hey, I'm Tony Hale. I'm Matt Oberg. And I'm Kristen Schall. And we're going to be hosting the new podcast, the Extraordinarians, where we are going to be interviewing extraordinary people doing extraordinary things. Things that we have never and probably will never do. We talked to people who have broken records on slack lines, suspended by hot air balloons. We're talking to people who have done multiple flips on trampolines. You'll have to tune in to find out how many flips they did. Subscribe to Extraordinarians on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Pocket Cast, or wherever you get your podcast and watch videos. There's new episodes that we release it every Wednesday. We do. I've never seen you cry before. I know. I don't know why.

[May Martin]

This is upsetting for all of us. They don't let us break for lunch. They do podcasts.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's so competitive.

[May Martin]

They make you just.

[Fortune Feimster]

Guys, we're watching a spin out. Please subscribe. Oh, man. Extraordinarians.