Pretty Little Episode #78

Summary

Handsome Podcast — Pretty Little Episode #78

Release Date: February 13, 2026
Hosts: Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, Mae Martin
Theme: Silly Intimate Moments, Short Hair Tips, Comedic Life Antics

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Handsome" brings Tig, Mae, and a late-joining Fortune together for another playful session of Q&A-with-friends. The main focus is on unexpected silliness in intimate moments and navigating the world with short hair. Between listener questions, the hosts swap comedic stories, share lighthearted banter, and invent hilarious games—showcasing their signature blend of absurdity and warmth.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Driving Mishaps & Prank Stories

(Starts: 00:48)

• Mae’s Driving Adventures: Mae describes her recent excursions, joking about picking up chicks and struggling with curbs.

  • Mae Martin (01:19): “I got a coffee today. Drove, drove, parked there. Drove right up onto the curb. I was trying to park, like, full...”

• Tig’s Celebrity Parking Pranks

  • Tig recalls pre-fame days of purposefully doing awkward parallel parking at busy outdoor spots, windows down, cheesy music blasting, just for laughs.
    • Tig Notaro (02:06): “I’d play a really cheesy song, and I’d take, like, 10 million attempts at parallel parking with my windows down… Oftentimes I’d have a friend, like, hidden in the back seat really low down…”

• Fame Confessions: Mae jokes that Tig is a big celebrity now; Tig playfully probes if Mae means it.

  • Tig Notaro (03:02): “Do you think I’m a big celebrity?”
  • Mae Martin (03:08): “Huge.”

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2. Ridiculous Home Games & Laughter as a Bond

(Starts: 03:44)

• Mae Recommends the Water-No-Laugh Game:

  • Friends bring mundane or odd household items, gather with water in their mouths, and reveal objects one by one—trying not to laugh and spit water.
  • Mae Martin (04:48): “Every object becomes hilarious to you…”

• Word Game Variation:

  • Everyone writes a funny word; Mae reads them aloud while everyone holds water in their mouths.
  • Notable silly words: "fart," "Winnetka," "Humperdink."
  • Discussion about Engelbert Humperdinck's stage name vs. Elton John (Reginald Dwight).

• The Grape Game: (07:21)

  • Mae leaves the room, hides a grape in her hand or mouth, Tig has to guess.
  • Tig Notaro (08:34): "I think you have a grape in your mouth."
  • Mae confirms, laughter ensues.

• Playful Banter on Stage Names & Famous Mix-ups:

  • Tig tells the story of texting Stephanie about mixing up show and actor names (“Becky Pilgrims” for "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt").
    • Tig Notaro (10:06): “I said, ‘What is it, Becky Pilgrims or something?’ And then Stephanie is like, ‘The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.’ And I was like, yes, Becky Pilgrims.”

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3. Listener Q&A – Intimate Silliness

(Listener Jacqueline, 11:32)

• Question: What is the silliest moment you’ve had during an intimate moment?

Hosts' Stories:

• Mae: Once dated a British man who, during sex, suddenly said, “Tell me I’m bonkers,” causing a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

  • Mae Martin (12:32): “And he goes, oh my God, tell me I’m bonkers. Tell me I’m bonkers. I cried, laughing. I could not stop laughing.”

• Tig: Used to make silly puns even during romantic encounters, e.g., spotting an unflushed toilet while hooking up in a public bathroom and quipping, “Oh, you’re in love” (urine love).

  • Tig Notaro (13:56): “‘Oh, you’re in love.’ Meaning urine.”

• Listener Jacqueline’s Answer:

  • Inspired by Tig, she jokingly did the “I knew that was coming” bit after her partner caressed her, and both burst out laughing.
    • Jacqueline (14:37): “My partner caressed my breasts, and as he squeezed it, I said... I said ‘I knew that was coming.’ I have never laughed so hard during intimacy before.”

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4. Listener Q&A – Short Hair Styling Tips

(Listener Katie, 15:08)

• Katie: Star in a musical with a new pixie cut, seeks styling tips.

Hosts' Advice:

• Tig:

  • Let it get a bit “dirty”: wash once per week unless it’s been against something gross.
  • Rinse with water, minimal product (wax can last a week).
  • Tig Notaro (15:49): “Leave it dirty, Katie.”
  • Tig Notaro (16:44): “It’s hard to make any sense of, like, what’s gross and what’s not to a germaphobe.”

• Mae:

  • Admits to showering and washing hair twice a day, striving to cut back for healthier hair.
  • Uses Kevin Murphy Night Rider product for style.

• Discussion:

  • Playfully debate when a short haircut officially becomes a “pixie cut.” Comment on “pixie cut” as a label, noting generational or cultural perceptions.
  • Mae Martin (18:30): “They’ll go, I love your pixie cut. And I’m like, when does it become a pixie? It is so not a pixie cut to me.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Prank Parking:
  • Tig Notaro (02:06): “I would act like I can't get my car into the spot, and then we just drive away.”
• On Laughter in Intimacy:
  • Mae Martin (12:32): “Tell me I’m bonkers. I cried, laughing. I could not stop laughing.”
  • Tig Notaro (13:56): “‘Oh, you’re in love.’ Meaning urine.”
• On Listener Inspiration:
  • Jacqueline (14:37): “I said, ‘I knew that was coming.’ I have never laughed so hard during intimacy before.”
• On Short Hair Philosophy:
  • Tig Notaro (15:49): “Leave it dirty, Katie.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:48: Introductions, Mae’s driving, Tig’s celebrity pranks
• 03:44: Mae’s “Water-No-Laugh” and word games
• 07:21: The Grape Game
• 10:06: Tig’s name-mixing story (“Becky Pilgrims”)
• 11:32: Listener question on intimate silliness
• 15:08: Listener question on short hair styling
• 20:00: Hosts plug tours and projects

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Atmosphere & Tone

The tone remains spirited, loose, and extremely playful throughout. The hosts riff on mundane subjects, elevate silly games to comedic art, and foster a warm, inclusive space for honest (and hilarious) discussion about life, love, hair, and the moments that catch us off guard. There’s frequent self-mockery, quick wit, and a sense that friendships here are forged by shared laughter—no matter the topic.

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Summary for New Listeners

In this “Pretty Little Episode,” you’ll hear Tig and Mae (with Fortune dropping in) recount stories of failed parallel parking stunts, invent laughter-inducing party games, and swap stories of ridiculous moments during intimacy. Listener questions lead to frank and funny confessions about hair habits and the intersection of sex and silliness. If you love comedic chemistry, practical advice wrapped in absurdity, and stories that reveal the lighter side of life’s awkward moments, this episode is a quintessential “Handsome” experience.

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Transcript

[May Martin]

This is a Headgun podcast.

[Fortune Feimster]

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[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote. That could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

[May Martin]

Friends on the handsome Pot Chatting with friends on the handsome Pretty Little episode.

[Tig Notaro]

Welcome to the pretty Little episode. It's me, your friend, Tig Notaro, sitting.

[May Martin]

Here with May Martin.

[Tig Notaro]

Yes.

[May Martin]

Yes, it is.

[Tig Notaro]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. May. Tig, how is your driving obsession? When do you leave for tour?

[May Martin]

Oh, my God.

[Tig Notaro]

Do you have any romantic updates? Just give me everything.

[May Martin]

Girl, Girl, I've been driving around the town today. I went and drove.

[Tig Notaro]

Picking up chicks.

[May Martin]

Picking up chicks everywhere. Yeah, I. I got a coffee today. Drove, drove, parked there. Drove right up onto the curb. I was trying to park, like, full.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[May Martin]

But that's going well.

[Tig Notaro]

Did you yell, I'm new here. New here out of the window?

[May Martin]

No, I haven't. Haven't yelled anything out a window yet.

[Tig Notaro]

It's new for me. Have I? Well, I think I told you I used to do pranks where I would, like, pull up to cool hot spots where people were eating outside.

[May Martin]

No.

[Tig Notaro]

And I would have all my windows down, and I would act like it, and I'd play a really cheesy song, and I'd take, like, 10 million attempts at parallel parking with my windows down.

[May Martin]

Just to entertain yourself.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, well, I'd. Often times I'd have a friend, like, hidden in the back seat really low down, and then I would act like I can't get my car into the spot, and then we just drive away. But, like, you know that song All By Myself?

[May Martin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

That kind of thing.

[May Martin]

Oh, my God, that's good.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, just silly stuff.

[May Martin]

I wish more, like, big celebrities pranked. Like, that would be so funny if someone purposefully did something that would attract, like, people to film it and paparazzi. And it was.

[Tig Notaro]

Now for you to say you wish more big celebrities, that implies that you think I'm a big celebrity. And you.

[May Martin]

You did this, like, before you were recognizable or recently.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah, it was before I was recognizable.

[May Martin]

Like, I think you should do it now. I think you should pull up to somewhere, you know, there's going to be paparazzi and take 20 minutes to park while playing all by myself, I guess.

[Tig Notaro]

But I guess I need you to. Yes or no? Do you think I'm a big celebrity?

[May Martin]

Huge.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. That's sarcastic.

[May Martin]

No, I think it's. I think it's true. I know I don't know a single person who. Who doesn't know you, actually. Well, I take that back.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it would kind of be not. Well, maybe it would be fun being if people recognize me, because you'd be.

[May Martin]

Doing it on purpose, like. Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

And I was doing it on purpose back. Back in the day as well, but I just. Yeah, it's that kind of. I like to look like a fool.

[May Martin]

Yeah, I know. It's the best. It's the best.

[Tig Notaro]

It really is so fun.

[May Martin]

I played a game that I think you might like yesterday.

[Tig Notaro]

Hopscotch.

[May Martin]

Yeah. I thought Tig would love this hopscotch. So I saw it on some Instagram thing, and I. I got a group of people to do it, and I. Before they came over, I said, everyone, bring an object from your house. And it can be mundane, kind of funnier if it's, like, totally mundane or it could be bizarre. And then you stand in a circle and you all put a lot of water in your mouth, so you're like. Like that. And then one by one, you just slowly, without smiling or laughing, produce the object that you've brought and put it in the middle. And the goal is not to laugh and let the water out, and it just gets funny. Like, every object becomes hilarious to you. No. I saw it online somewhere and I wanted to try it, and it worked.

[Tig Notaro]

And it was like, I would enjoy.

[May Martin]

That you'd like it. And then the other version, what do people bring? They brought, like, because, you know, I'm.

[Tig Notaro]

Not crazy about games.

[May Martin]

Yes.

[Tig Notaro]

But that I can get on board with.

[May Martin]

Yes.

[Tig Notaro]

And I. You know, I used to do a podcast with some. Somebody who I don't do a podcast with anymore, and we used to stream episodes where we would, like, do shots and slap each other in the face and stuff.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Not very presidential. But anyway, what were you saying?

[May Martin]

That's the best. And the second round we did was everybody wrote down a word, any word on a piece of paper, and gave it to me. Then everyone puts water in their mouth, and I just slowly read through the words. So I'd go, your first word is fart. Your first word. F, A, R, T, fart. And then I would go through other words that people would Give me, like. Yeah. One was Winnetka, one was Humperdink. Like, it just. It was fun. I recommend it.

[Tig Notaro]

Humperdinck. What is his name?

[May Martin]

Engelbert Humperdink.

[Tig Notaro]

Yes. And do you know that's not his real name?

[May Martin]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tig Notaro]

What stage name?

[May Martin]

That seems backwards, right?

[Tig Notaro]

It really, really does.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Engelbert Humperd.

[May Martin]

Yeah, it.

[Tig Notaro]

It feels like not the name that your record label would be like. We got it. We got it. Engelbert Humperdink.

[May Martin]

I think Elton John's real name is something really. It's like Reginald Dwight.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Well, maybe we should do that next time we're in the studio. We should do the water. No Laughing game.

[Tig Notaro]

Well, I thought you were gonna say, maybe we should come up with our stage names.

[May Martin]

Oh, what would yours be?

[Tig Notaro]

Hmm? You know, what was that name there was there one time Stephanie. I. I asked Stephanie. I was. I said, who is the actress on that one show? And maybe I've said it on the show, but. And Stephanie was like, I don't know what you're talking about. And I said, you know, the show. God, Daggett, I can't.

[May Martin]

Are you forgetting the name or the. No, you're forgetting all of it right now.

[Tig Notaro]

I'm forgetting all of it.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

I was asking what the actress's name was, and the show was not what I said, but the crazy leap that I called the show. Stephanie guessed the actual show name. Let me text her.

[May Martin]

Text her, text.

[Tig Notaro]

I have to know. It's. It is the weirdest name. I was like, with the show. It's called.

[May Martin]

I have one other game to suggest.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay.

[May Martin]

It's called the Grape Game. So I leave the room, I come back in, and you have to guess if there's a grape in my mouth or in one of my hands.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, and did you see this online?

[May Martin]

Actually, we could play around now.

[Tig Notaro]

What if I don't have a grape in my office?

[May Martin]

No, I'll do it.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, you have grapes?

[May Martin]

Yeah, I got them for the grape.

[Tig Notaro]

Game, but right now. Oh, you have to go to the kitchen.

[May Martin]

I'll go to the kitchen. I'll grab a grape. I'll come back in. It's either going to be in my mouth or in one of my hands. And I'll show you both hands.

[Tig Notaro]

Heard you the first time.

[May Martin]

Okay, I'll be right back. Okay, one sec.

[Tig Notaro]

Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. That's smart, not checking that. I took off my souvenir rodeo belt before going through airport security. Major error. In judgment. All that beeping is going to scare off the cattle.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, Mae's back. Maze back. Okay, let's see. I think you have a. I think you have a grape in your mouth.

[May Martin]

Yeah, I do.

[Tig Notaro]

You do?

[May Martin]

Yeah, Yeah, I do.

[Tig Notaro]

I'm pretty good at that.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

I mean, they gave it away that I was just going to.

[Fortune Feimster]

Hmm.

[Tig Notaro]

Well, I wondered if you were doing that to throw me off. But you didn't.

[May Martin]

I almost. I tried to double bluff you. Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[May Martin]

Did Stephanie write back?

[Tig Notaro]

No, but she's writing right now.

[May Martin]

Oh, I love that. Don't you?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Dot, dot, dot.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, no, no, no. She's writing.

[May Martin]

I thought you meant. You could see that she was.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, but her. Dot, dot, dot just appeared. It is. No, she wrote Two and a Half Broke Girls, which I did accidentally say.

[May Martin]

You said Two and a Half Broke Girls?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. No, the. The other mishap. I'm sure she's like, yeah, which one?

[May Martin]

Should we get to a question?

[Tig Notaro]

Sure. Yeah, I think we should.

[May Martin]

What if the question from the listener was like, what's the name of that show? God can't. I don't know.

[Tig Notaro]

Ah, she's still writing.

[May Martin]

Okay, we should wipe this out.

[Tig Notaro]

Ah.

[May Martin]

Oh, she wrote.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I think. Yes. I said, who is the actress from that show? And she's said, what show? And I said, what is it? Becky Pilgrims or something? And then Stephanie is like, the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. And I was like, yes, Becky Pilgrims.

[May Martin]

Pilgrims.

[Tig Notaro]

Pilgrim. Becky Pilgrims.

[May Martin]

And she guessed the unbreakable gimmick.

[Tig Notaro]

She guessed that. And we choked to death laughing. Becky Pilgrims. That is what my brain. The. The crunch those numbers and spread. Spit that out.

[May Martin]

Can we? On the main episode. We gotta tell Fortune that on the main episode, Becky Pilgrims is so good.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well.

[Tig Notaro]

And when we write little love notes to each other, we oftentimes sign it Becky Pilgrims. Yeah.

[May Martin]

It's a really great character name. Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

It's such a good name. Becky Pilgrims. Yeah.

[Jacqueline]

I can't.

[May Martin]

She must. You're tapped into the same wavelength that she was able to deduce what you meant by that.

[Tig Notaro]

Yes. And she's like the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Oh, my God. Yes. It's not Becky Pilgrim's at all. Anyway. Yeah. Should we get into our question?

[May Martin]

Let's do It.

[Tig Notaro]

Let's do it.

[Jacqueline]

Hi, handsome. Hi, May. Hi, Tig. Hi, Fortune. My name is Jacqueline. I'm from around outside the Boston area. So my question for you all is, it's about intimacy. And I am wondering what is the silliest moment you've had during an intimate moment?

[Tig Notaro]

Where to begin?

[May Martin]

I know. Infinite. The first one that came to mind was one that I've, I think, said on the podcast before, where I was dating a very lovely man for about six months in England, and he said, the next time we have sex, I'm gonna say a word, really unexpected word, during sex, and it's gonna make you laugh. And I completely forgot about it. Days went by, and then the next time we were having sex, like, at a really crucial moment where I was. It was like I was in it.

[Tig Notaro]

I was like, yeah, yeah.

[May Martin]

Completely serious, you know, earnest.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

And he goes, oh, my God, tell me I'm bonkers. Tell me I'm bonkers. I cried, laughing. I could not stop laughing.

[Tig Notaro]

That is really, really funny.

[May Martin]

Yeah. He was British, too.

[Katie]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Tell me I'm bonkers. What else? I mean, any. Do you and Stephanie ever sort of. You're, like, semi joking, doing some characters or role play.

[Katie]

Ish.

[May Martin]

And it's, like, kind of horny, but also mainly funny. And then you. You know what I mean? I'm thinking about the pirate queen that Parv used to do.

[Tig Notaro]

The pirate queen?

[May Martin]

Yeah. I was the cabin boy, and she was the pirate queen.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, you shared this.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.

[May Martin]

That was a lot of laughing.

[Tig Notaro]

I would say. I've done this a couple of times where I've been. This is way younger years, you know, I have germ issues. Would never do this again. I was making out. I think I've done it a couple times with a girl in the bathroom. Public bathroom and that. Yeah. Real hot in a stall.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

And then looked down and the toilet hadn't been flushed. And then I said, oh, you're in love. Meaning urine.

[May Martin]

That's pretty good. That's urine.

[Tig Notaro]

Love.

[May Martin]

Did she get it right away?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah. Well, I pointed. I go, oh, you're in love.

[May Martin]

That's good. I like that.

[Tig Notaro]

That's silly. That's silly.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Should we hear Jacqueline's answer?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, let's hear it.

[Jacqueline]

All right, so my answer is, the other day, I was fooling around with my partner, and I know Jacqueline Marie. We were fooling around, and I was inspired by Tig, actually. My partner caressed my breasts, and as he squeezed it, I said. I said.

[Tig Notaro]

I knew that was coming.

[Jacqueline]

I have never laughed so hard during intimacy before.

[Tig Notaro]

That is really funny.

[May Martin]

Oh, that's great.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Let that be one of your legacies for sure. The women across the world are going whenever ever anyone touches her.

[Tig Notaro]

Thank you, Jacqueline, and keep up the good work.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Should we have another question?

[Tig Notaro]

Indeed.

[Katie]

Hello, handsome. I'm Katie, and I'm calling for some advice today from any or all of you. I'm in a local production of the musical Fun Home, and for the role I'm in, I've cut my hair very, very short into a pixie cut. And this is the shortest. Yeah, this is the shortest my hair has been in, like, 41 years of life. So I. Well, I guess, except since I was born, but that doesn't count. Anyway, I would love any of your tips, tricks, or favorite styling products or ways to style short hair.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[Katie]

Thanks so much.

[Tig Notaro]

I got the answer for you, kid. Leave it dirty, Katie.

[May Martin]

But you have a germ thing. How does that.

[Tig Notaro]

I rinse it.

[May Martin]

I rinse it just with water.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. But if I fly on a plane or I'm like, you know, if my. If my hair touches something, my germ issues remind me all the time, like, you gotta get home and wash your hair tonight.

[May Martin]

Right. Okay.

[Tig Notaro]

Like, when I travel on a plane, I don't just come home and get in bed and snuggle in after my head has been against that. The back of that seat.

[May Martin]

No, you got to be scrubbed.

[Tig Notaro]

Yes, yes. And so if I'm just taking it up and living my life and just shuffling around my neighborhood and my house, you know, or I go out to dinner, like anything like that, I'm totally fine.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

And again, it's. It's hard to make any sense of, like, what's gross and what's not to a germaphobe.

[May Martin]

Right, Right.

[Tig Notaro]

But, yeah, like, washing your hair once a week.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Is. Is really the way to go. And. And you can put a little bit of product, like some sort of wax or something in there, but that, I feel like, can last you the whole week if it's really short.

[May Martin]

Yeah. I've wanted to try this. I just. I shower so much, I'm like, well, twice a day, but really twice a day. And I'm washing my hair twice a day.

[Tig Notaro]

You wash it.

[May Martin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my skin's very dry now, and I'm better than I used to be. Like, I. I mean, I probably had a. The old germaphobe or something when I was. I used to wash my face, like, sometimes 14 times a day. Like, it was never 15. Never cross over, because that would be weird.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, that's too much.

[May Martin]

Yeah. But so I've gotten a lot better. And I. I don't wash my face between showers now, but. Yeah, like, two showers a day, and I'm washing my hair every time. So I want to get to a place where I try that. No washing for a week, because I know it's healthier like that. The natural oils. Everyone tells me about the natural oil.

[Tig Notaro]

Well, and less product in your ha. Is better for, you know, eliminating some toxins because so much is absorbed through your head.

[May Martin]

Really.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah.

[May Martin]

And your brain's right there.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Your old brain.

[May Martin]

I use Kevin Murphy, Night Rider. That's the. The product I use. But also, it's funny to me whenever, usually if I meet straight people of a certain.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

They'll go, I love your pixie cut. And I'm like, when does it become a pixie? Like. Like, it is so not a pixie cut to me. It's just short hair. But it's funny. Yeah. Like, would you say we have pixie cuts?

[Tig Notaro]

I. I think some people in their 60s and 70s and over think we have pixie cuts.

[May Martin]

Right. Or Katie, I guess maybe is. Is used to a more femme presentation.

[Tig Notaro]

So she's like, who knows? You know what I mean?

[May Martin]

You never know with candy.

[Tig Notaro]

You never know.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Never know.

[May Martin]

I. It always is strange to me when I'm out and about and someone is usually sizing me up, like, trying to figure me out, or I'm in the bathroom or something, and they go, I like your hair or something, and. And then you're like, okay, yeah. And I always go, yeah, I like yours too. But it's like them saying that is them saying, what is going on here, you know? Yeah, Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

I like your pixie cut.

[May Martin]

Like your pixie cut. Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Well, thank you, Katie and Jacqueline, and please keep on sending in those questions. Yes, yes, yes.

[May Martin]

We love hearing from you. I really like that I can't do it.

[Tig Notaro]

You really.

[May Martin]

That was awful. That was really bad. I wish I hadn't.

[Tig Notaro]

That's good.

[May Martin]

That's good. That's good. Submit your questions, your advice request to speakpipe.com handsomepod and come see me on tour. Maymartin.net has all those deets. There's still tickets available for my first three shows in Oklahoma and then two shows in Texas. I really want to fill them up because it's the beginning of the tour. It'd be such a bummer if I now. It'll be great.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, it's going to be awesome. They're going to be there. Build it and they will come.

[May Martin]

Yeah. How about you?

[Tig Notaro]

Well, you know, technotaro.com we got Santa Fe, we got Monterey, Charleston, West Virginia. Actually, never mind that Charleston. We're rescheduling some dates here, but I'll also be in Los Angeles. Largo. It just goes on and on. Go, go Check out all the show and tour information at Tignotaro Dot and watch come see me in the good light if you haven't yet. Very funny. Touching, life affirming documentary on Apple that I produced. And until next time, keep it. Keep it pretty.

[Fortune Feimster]

Handsome Handsome is hosted by me, Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro and May Martin. The show is produced, recorded and edited by Thomas Ouelette. Email [e-mail] and follow us on social media at @handome pod what a podcast.

[May Martin]

What a podcast. That was a headgum podcast.

[Fortune Feimster]

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[Tig Notaro]

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