39: Our Roommate Spills Our SECRETS!

Summary

Podcast Summary: Happy Wife Happy Life – Episode 39: "Our Roommate Spills Our SECRETS!"

In Episode 39 of Happy Wife Happy Life, hosts Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick welcome their longtime roommate, Charles, to the show. This episode delves into the dynamics of living with a couple, unveiling humorous anecdotes, personal insights, and practical advice for listeners navigating similar living arrangements.

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I. Introduction of Charles

[00:35] Kendahl Landreth introduces Charles as their roommate who has been an integral part of their lives since college. The trio shares a history that spans over several years and relocations, creating a unique sibling-like bond.

• Kendall: “We have a very sibling dynamic.”
• Charles: “I feel like I'm simultaneously your little brother and your big brother.”

II. Getting to Know Charles

Charles opens up about his personal life, personality, and dating habits, painting a picture of someone who is both charming and relatable.

• Charles: “I'm gay. I am a micro influencer on gay Twitter. I work out a lot. I'm figuring myself out, but I don't take myself too seriously.” [02:32]

He humorously describes his dating life as a series of successful first dates without any truly terrible experiences, attributing his charm to his likable nature.

• Charles: “I'm really good at first dates. The more you're yourself, the better the day goes.” [04:42]

III. Living Dynamics: Quirks and Pet Peeves

The conversation shifts to the everyday interactions and minor annoyances that arise from living together. Charles candidly shares his pet peeves, particularly highlighting Jordan's habit of saving leftovers, which sometimes leads to an overcrowded fridge.

• Charles: “One of my pet peeves about Jordan is that they save every leftover for everything, and it really sometimes starts to fill up the fridge.” [09:53]

Conversely, Kendahl discusses her frustration with Charles's gaming rants and his tendency to scream at inanimate objects, which he attributes to his "gamer mode."

• Kendall: “I don't like when you do that. It always scares me so bad...” [13:07]
• Charles: “That's probably the most traditional heterosexual man behavior I do.” [13:37]

IV. Humorous Anecdotes

Several funny stories illustrate the complexities of their living situation. One notable incident involves an argument over a foul-smelling air fryer mishap, where tofu and chicken patties cause confusion and frustration.

• Charles: “I go back into my room... I go, oh, my God. Jordan goes, 'kendall, can you go check it?'” [27:02]
• Kendall: “I burnt my hand...” [28:01]
• Jordan: “Because I'm just like, how many times do you have to do it before it stops happening?” [29:06]

V. Viewer Questions and Interactive Segment

The hosts invite listeners to submit questions about living with a couple, which Charles addresses with practical advice and personal insights.

• Charles: “You need to fix it. I mean, I don't really mind replacing it, but I do like to make a big deal every time.” [12:48]

VI. Tips for Living with a Couple

Drawing from their experiences, Charles offers valuable tips for maintaining harmony when sharing a home with a couple:

1. Maintain Individual Friendships: “You need to have a healthy sort of balance of, like, we're all best friends, but we all do different things.” [39:11]
2. Play the Mediator: “You have to be the mediator, the voice of reason.” [39:48]
3. Avoid Picking Sides: “You can't pick a side. You have to sort of play both sides.” [10:43]

VII. Living with Fictional Couples: A Fun Choice

In a lighthearted segment, Charles discusses which fictional couple he'd prefer to live with if not Kendahl and Jordan. He humorously selects Shrek and Fiona, appreciating their messy yet loving relationship.

• Charles: “Shrek and Fiona... they do seem like they love each other. Also, they're really messy, so I don't have to worry about that.” [42:30]

VIII. Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Charles expresses his gratitude for being part of the podcast, while Kendahl and Jordan reinforce the importance of community and support among listeners.

• Charles: “I am so grateful to be on the podcast. It's pretty fucking cool.” [44:20]
• Jordan: “Thank you, Charles, so much again for joining us.” [44:25]
• Kendall: “And if you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcast, make sure to rate and review us.” [45:06]

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Key Takeaways

• Understanding Roommate Dynamics: Living with a couple requires balance, healthy boundaries, and effective communication.
• Personal Growth and Acceptance: Recognizing and accepting each other's quirks can lead to stronger, familial-like relationships.
• Humor in Everyday Life: Sharing funny incidents can alleviate tensions and foster a more enjoyable living environment.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Charles on Dating: “I'm really good at first dates. The more you're yourself, the better the day goes.” [04:42]
• Kendall on Cleaning Habits: “I have a temper... I don't have a scary temper.” [36:54]
• Charles on House Decor: “Everything's so covered in tchotchkes and stuff that I'm having to put my dad's urn next to either a furby or a sexy gremlin action figure...” [33:25]
• Jordan on Living with a Couple: “You can't pick a side. You have to sort of play both sides.” [39:48]

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Episode 39 of Happy Wife Happy Life provides an entertaining and insightful look into the realities of cohabiting with a couple. Through candid conversations and humorous stories, Kendahl, Jordan, and Charles offer relatable content that resonates with anyone navigating the complexities of shared living spaces.

Transcript

[Kendall Landreth]

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[Jordan Myrick]

And I'm Jordan Myrick.

[Kendall Landreth]

And we are two incredibly unqualified but.

[Jordan Myrick]

Deeply in love comedians who are here to help you with all things relationship. And today, our special guest is our roommate, who is here to tell you about living with a couple and dish dirt on Kendall and I. Hi, Charles.

[Charles]

Hi, Jordan. Hi, Kendall.

[Jordan Myrick]

Charles.

[Charles]

Charles, Charles.

[Kendall Landreth]

Charles. Charles.

[Jordan Myrick]

You and I have lived together since we were 19. 20.

[Charles]

18. Well, you're right. You're right. We met when we were 18, and then we started living together. 1920, sophomore year of college.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. But freshman year, you would come sleep at the foot of my bed because you couldn't, on your own, wake up in time for class.

[Charles]

Yeah. Like a cute little sad gay boy cat.

[Jordan Myrick]

Exactly. Exactly. And then we lived together for a bunch of years in New York. And then you moved back to Houston for a little bit. I moved to la. And then you decided to move to LA and you moved back in with Kendall.

[Charles]

Yeah, we found each other again.

[Jordan Myrick]

We were talking the whole time, but yeah. So you've been a staple in my life for, I mean, my entire adult.

[Kendall Landreth]

Life and a staple in my life for four years now.

[Charles]

Yeah. I feel like I'm simultaneously your little brother and your big brother, Me. Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

That's sweet. I do think of you as, like an older brother.

[Charles]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

A mean, mean older brother.

[Charles]

Yeah. I'm so mean.

[Kendall Landreth]

No, Charles is very nice to me. But we do have a very sibling dynamic.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

Like, I feel like we do get into, like, tiffs and, like, arguments that are very, like, not adult. Like. Like, I don't think we have them with other people where we are, like, you're being so annoying.

[Charles]

And we're always wrestling in the morning.

[Kendall Landreth]

We always wrestle every morning. How we wake up and then we get. One of us gets hurt. And Jordan goes, I knew this was gonna happen if we started doing this. One of you is gonna get hurt. And it's, you know, it's a whole dynamic.

[Jordan Myrick]

Charles, tell us a little bit about yourself. What do you Want the audience to know about you.

[Charles]

My name's Charles.

[Jordan Myrick]

Are you nervous?

[Charles]

I am a little nervous. I've never had a platform.

[Jordan Myrick]

I know it feels dangerous.

[Charles]

My name's Charles. I'm gay. I am a micro influencer on gay Twitter. I work out a lot. I'm figuring myself out, but, you know, I don't take myself too seriously.

[Kendall Landreth]

I love that. I do feel like you figuring yourself out is, like, a part of you. Cause I feel like you're always trying to better yourself.

[Charles]

That's true. And sometimes I succeed. Sometimes I fail really miserably.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

What would you say is your worst quality?

[Charles]

I yearn to take a nap. Like, my laziness.

[Kendall Landreth]

How can you yearn if you're always lazy?

[Charles]

It's almost like I wake up and this is not clinical depression. It's gonna sound like clinical depression, but it's not. I wake up in the morning, and I'm looking forward to that. Like, late afternoon, early evening nap. You know what I mean?

[Kendall Landreth]

I am not kidding. We will have people stay at our house. Like, overnight stay at our house. 24 hours into them being there, Charles walks out of his room. And this has happened multiple times. They scream because they had no idea he was there because he's sleeping so often.

[Charles]

Like, it's really awkward because I want to be like, I don't want to scare you, but I also don't know, what am I supposed to do? Like, knock at my door and say, hi, I'm here?

[Kendall Landreth]

I think that might scare him more.

[Jordan Myrick]

And we got so many questions about it when we announced this episode. So I'll go ahead and address it now. Are you single? The people want to know.

[Charles]

Am I single? Ooh. Well, unfortunately, I am in a relationship with my biceps. Charles, stop.

[Jordan Myrick]

I told you you couldn't do that if you came on.

[Charles]

You knew this was gonna happen, especially with cameras.

[Jordan Myrick]

I told you not to wear a tank top.

[Kendall Landreth]

It looks pretty good, though.

[Charles]

I know I'm single, but I'm sort of like the protagonist in a sitcom in the first season. I have commitment. Commitment issues.

[Kendall Landreth]

You go on dates than anyone I've ever met.

[Charles]

I'm really good at first dates.

[Kendall Landreth]

You go on a lot of.

[Jordan Myrick]

You're just going on first date?

[Charles]

Yeah, it's cool. I actually like first dates. I think they're fun, and people are like, they're so awkward and weird, but I actually like that. Sort of like, we're both sort of like, we don't know each other. Like, let's. Let's talk. Let's Chat. You know what I mean?

[Jordan Myrick]

Have you gone on a good first date recently?

[Charles]

Yeah, I have gone on a good first date where it was. There was just, like, a lot of physical chemistry, and I was. You know, it's like, honestly, the more you're yourself, the better the day goes where you're not like, oh, I have to look cool. I mean, I'm obviously really cool. The viewers can see. But if you're not trying hard, that's. That's the best type of date.

[Jordan Myrick]

And have you been on a bad date recently?

[Charles]

See, the problem is I'm just so charming and likable, and everyone just really enjoys my presence. So I haven't. I truly haven't had as a blessing, like, a horrendous first date. The worst is it's just like, someone who is shy. But I use that in, like, adults shouldn't be shy if they're on dating apps. Do you know what I mean? Like, even if you're an introvert, like, you need to put in effort.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, there's a difference between shy and being an introvert. Like, I think sometimes people, like, I'm shy. I'm like, you can't really be shy and be an adult. Like, it's kind of like a kid I would think of as shy as somebody, like, hides behind their mom and, like, can't talk.

[Charles]

And I've encountered guys like that almost.

[Kendall Landreth]

And their mom.

[Charles]

Yeah, they bring their mom to the.

[Kendall Landreth]

Day and they hide behind them the whole time, and they.

[Charles]

They. They sometimes sleep on her lap, you know.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, my God. Okay, that's kind of getting back to being kind of cute again.

[Jordan Myrick]

What's your type?

[Charles]

That's. See, I've. I've told you this. No, no, I don't really have, like, a specific type. I find a lot of different body typ. Like, generally it's like, you know, someone who's nice, who has interesting hobbies, who has a lot of things going on, but also doesn't take themselves too seriously. Like, I hate people who, like, can't laugh at themselves. And I also really don't like people who go on hikes, like, regularly. Like, going on a hike.

[Kendall Landreth]

That's not true. Like, us now.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, you have been on one hike.

[Charles]

We went on one hike. And that's good. One hike a month. That's fine. Going on, like, three hikes a week. Something's wrong with you.

[Kendall Landreth]

I have to ask because this is kind of what this episode is, is, you know, you knew Jordan for a really long time before me. When Jordan Was like, I'm in a serious relationship. How did that. And then we'll move into kind of living with her. But at the time, you didn't live with us, but then you moved in pretty quickly. Was that weird for you, being like, oh, I'm used to Jordan not having a girlfriend and now she has a girlfriend.

[Charles]

You know, it's so interesting because Jordan is a serial monogamist. I don't know if you guys have talked about this, but, you know, it was like, literally Jordan would be in like a three year relationship breakup. Two months later, be in another serial.

[Jordan Myrick]

So that's not true. That is a warped perception of time. And this is what I'll say. I am a serial monogamist. Typically, if I'm dating someone, I'm dating them relatively seriously. Because casual dating, I don't know, I just. I feel like I have a strong sense of what I like and what I don't like. So it's. I'll go on a date with someone casually, but we're not gonna go on like a month's worth of dates if I don't, like, really like them. But I never immediately got into a relationship like that. I would say there was at least a year between all of my relationships.

[Kendall Landreth]

Charles, are you being silenced?

[Charles]

Let's split the difference and say six months. Okay. But, you know, I knew Jordan was bisexual in college, and honestly, here's my biphobia. I didn't believe it for a second. For. For a second.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Charles]

But now I.

[Kendall Landreth]

Now I'm starting to.

[Jordan Myrick]

You thought I was straight or you thought I was gay?

[Charles]

I thought you were just pretty much straight. But, like, would, like, you know, kiss girls for attention.

[Jordan Myrick]

Boy, did I prove you.

[Charles]

I mean, really. And I. First of all, I'm learning. I'm growing every day.

[Kendall Landreth]

This is part of the working on yourself.

[Charles]

But now it's like, the other day, Jordan and I were talking, and I literally could not imagine Jordan with a man, like, in any way. It just feels really wrong.

[Jordan Myrick]

So you owe me an apology.

[Charles]

Jordan, I'm so sorry for doubting you and not believing in you and validating you.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. I think perceptions towards people who are bisexual and pansexual has changed a lot since we were in college.

[Charles]

That's true.

[Kendall Landreth]

But so you start living with Jordan and I pretty, like, immediately after we met. Like, we met one time and then you moved in with us like, a couple months later. Was it like, up front? Were you like, oh, they're a good couple, or were you like, oh, boy.

[Charles]

Well, I. Instant. I Jordan's not gonna like me saying this, because Kendall's gonna love this, but I instantly was like, I love Kendall, and I want to be Kendall's best friend.

[Jordan Myrick]

No, I like that.

[Charles]

That's fine. No, no. So I was immediately like, I liked Kendall. Like, I feel like if I was like, oh, this is a bad dynamic, I would not want to be in that situation.

[Kendall Landreth]

Totally.

[Charles]

So it's like, I already knew from our, like, week together, which obviously vacation, so the vibes are different, but I was like, I don't like things.

[Kendall Landreth]

I think we. Every week with us is a vacation.

[Charles]

I mean, honestly. You're right. And it's never gonna end, baby.

[Jordan Myrick]

What do you think is my worst quality, and what do you think Kendall's worst quality is?

[Kendall Landreth]

From your perception as a roommate to us?

[Charles]

Worst qualities. Okay, well, I.

[Jordan Myrick]

One quality. Just one. Please relax.

[Charles]

Please pull out my list. Well, is it, like, a pet peeve? Okay. Cause.

[Kendall Landreth]

Sure.

[Charles]

Okay. One of my pet peeves about Jordan is that they save every leftover for everything, and it really sometimes starts to, like, fill up the fridge, and sometimes it'll be things that Jordan tastes for their work, and it's like, Jordan even really like it. But Jordan doesn't want to be wasteful, which I appreciate. That's a good attitude. But it's like, none of us want this. This weird vegan barbecue chip that everyone at sports said was bad, you know?

[Kendall Landreth]

And then it is wasteful because it's, like, holding onto it for three weeks. Like, the landfill doesn't know that you held onto it for three weeks.

[Jordan Myrick]

Hey, nobody was asking you to chime in.

[Charles]

Yeah, okay, then you can't.

[Kendall Landreth]

You're not allowed to chime in on mine.

[Jordan Myrick]

And I won't.

[Charles]

Viewers are gonna listen. See, the trick with living with a couple, you have to thread the balance. You can't pick a side. You have to sort of play both sides.

[Kendall Landreth]

And you do. You don't really. We'll ask you sometimes, like, who do you think was right?

[Charles]

And I will not answer.

[Jordan Myrick]

Or you'll tell each one of us privately that you think it was usually.

[Charles]

No. I only tell the person who was right that they were right. Obviously. Now, moving on to Kendall. Huh? What is my sometimes? Okay, well, there's this very specific thing that Kendall doesn't do that I have told her over and over and over again.

[Jordan Myrick]

Oh, I know what it is.

[Charles]

And it's to replace the little doggy bags. You know, pick up your dog's mess. Like, it's a little roll attached to the leash because I take out Angel a lot, and Kendall just can't see that. It's like a mental block for her.

[Kendall Landreth]

I won't do it. I'm surprised. I thought you were gonna say, because I can feel myself being annoying in this way where it's like, I clean. When I'm cleaning stuff up, it's like I just keep going into Charles room and, like, setting stuff on his side table. And it feels very like Mom. Like, where it's like you're. You're, like, relaxing by yourself, and I just keep coming in and, like, putting your lighter on your side table. And I feel like that would annoy me. Cause I'd be like, why are you. Why can my stuff not just be on the table? But if I'm in cleaning mode, I do that, so I thought you were gonna say that.

[Charles]

No, I actually understand. It's more like I've accepted that about you, and it's not about me at all. At first, I was like, kendall is being very, like, throwing shade at me.

[Kendall Landreth]

But I wasn't, and I know it's.

[Charles]

Literally not about me.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay, so can we accept the dog bag thing? I'm not gonna do it.

[Charles]

You need to fix it. I mean, I don't really mind replacing it, but I do like to make a big deal every time, and that's okay.

[Kendall Landreth]

I can handle that.

[Jordan Myrick]

Kendall, what's your least favorite thing about living with Charles?

[Kendall Landreth]

Charles? I. Well, I love living with Charles, but what is something I don't? First of all, there's one thing he does that actually deeply upsets me.

[Charles]

Oh, no.

[Kendall Landreth]

And it is when. And I have not spent a ton of time around men in my life, but it feels like a thing men do where I will be relaxing on my couch, chilling out. And I literally hear you. I hear you. Be like, imagine what's possible when learning.

[Charles]

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[Charles]

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[Kendall Landreth]

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[Charles]

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[Kendall Landreth]

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[Jordan Myrick]

Charles. What?

[Kendall Landreth]

And I like running there. I'm like, are you okay? And he's like, what? And I'm like, you just, like, screamed like you were gonna kill someone. Like, it was so scary. And you're like, oh, just like, my game. Like something on my video game. And it, like, really upsets me. Like, it always scares me so bad that you, like, literally just found out, like, something really bad happened.

[Charles]

That's.

[Kendall Landreth]

I don't like when you do that.

[Charles]

No. That's probably the most, like, traditional heterosexual man behavior I do. It's like sometimes I get so obscenely gamer mode and the rage is like, nothing you ever will see.

[Kendall Landreth]

I've never seen.

[Jordan Myrick]

I need to work on that.

[Charles]

Well, I think that's my outlet. Screaming at 12 year olds for fucking up my game.

[Kendall Landreth]

It's so scary. And also there's times where you'll say, I'll hear you talk after you get mad. And it makes me laugh because it'll. I'm like, who are you talking to? Like, I used to think maybe you were on like a VO thing, but you're not. Like a voiceover headset or something. You're not. You'll literally say things like, he'll scream and he'll be like, couldn't just let me have one moment. Couldn't let me just have one moment of success, you idiot. And I'm like, who are you talking to?

[Jordan Myrick]

Unwell.

[Kendall Landreth]

So I don't like that. I don't like.

[Jordan Myrick]

I don't like that either. I hate. And I've always hated this about you, that you have absolutely no sense of urgency. Where I'll be like, hey, we're running late. We need to go. And he's like, well, just let me hop in the shower real quick. He gets in the sharp. He turns on a podcast every time he's washing his hair, he's walking around the house. He's. I'm like, let's go.

[Kendall Landreth]

I don't need to have a podcast on in the shower. If you're in a rush, you do not turn a podcast.

[Jordan Myrick]

You know what? If you're really in a rush, you might not get to shower. And sometimes that's just the reality of the situation. If Kendall and I are running late for something, we throw on clothes, we slap on a baseball cap, and we go. Charles will just saunter around the home when we're all trying to, like, get to a dinner or get to whatever. And I cannot stand.

[Kendall Landreth]

And he goes, can we get coffee on our way? No.

[Charles]

You know, and I was gonna say, you're. The worst part is also that everything do that. And then you're like, what's he doing now? And he's doing fucking pull ups or push ups before to get A nice pump in because he's extremely narcissistic.

[Jordan Myrick]

I hate you. All right, Charles, let's get into some questions from our viewers.

[Kendall Landreth]

We asked our viewers questions they had for someone who's living with a couple because we've all been there. I'm sure it's different depending on the couple, but it can either be sweet and fun, or it can be an absolute nightmare or just, like, generally annoying. So we asked people for your advice. If you want to ask a question, you can go to our Instagram. We always are posing questions there. And if you have a long question you want for one of our Q and A's, email us@hwhlpod questions gmail.com.

[Jordan Myrick]

You can also follow us on Patreon, where we post the questions every week. And you can leave your thoughts, comments, concerns, advice that you need had.

[Kendall Landreth]

What?

[Jordan Myrick]

I said it, and I was like.

[Kendall Landreth]

Advice that you need had.

[Jordan Myrick]

You can drop things that you need advice about.

[Charles]

You really turned to Kendall, like. And you will finish this sentence.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, I was like. And I was like, somebody help. I could sense that it just wasn't happening. But our Patreon has three tiers, and one of them is free. So you can just join and get free updates and the questions every week, or you can pay a little bit of money, get extra episodes every month. Charles, stop flexing and looking at yourself in the camera.

[Charles]

The camera looks. He looks so good. Guys. Come to the spot. He's gonna be like, yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

He's gonna be like, can I come record this week again, like, Charles, No.

[Jordan Myrick]

All right, Charles. And we also told people that they were allowed to ask questions. Dirt on me and Kendall.

[Charles]

Sure. And I am ready.

[Kendall Landreth]

All right. I'm sure you are.

[Jordan Myrick]

Charles, do you ever get annoyed by our love?

[Charles]

First of all, sometimes I get annoyed, but I'm like, this is. This is on me. I'm bitter and I'm jealous. That being said, there's a specific behavior that I find so annoying. Again, I can't remember if you've talked about this on this podcast. I will do an impression of it. They do this sort of cutesy, small baby bean voice. It goes something like this. It'll be like, kendall will be home, and Jordan will. Jordan will come home from work, and Kendall will be like, jordan, I miss you so much. And then Jordan will be like, baby two, baby candle.

[Jordan Myrick]

It doesn't sound like that.

[Charles]

It literally sounds like that.

[Jordan Myrick]

It doesn't sound like that. It's different, and it sounds cooler, horrible.

[Kendall Landreth]

And actually, though, we deserve it, because I Have, like, Jordan and I always say we're like, the classic. Would you rather have, like, this is not classic at all, but would you rather, like, have your entire family have to watch, like, a sex tape of you, or would you rather three people have to hear you talk in a baby voice? And I'm always like, I'd rather the sex tape. It's so embarrassing. But, like, last year, I realized I was like, we just freely do that in the house with Charles there. And, like, I don't know if it's just that you've lived with us a long time or we're very, like. We're very familial. Like, we're very, like, family. But I don't know. I don't do that in front of my other family. I don't know why. We've just, like, tuned out that you can hear us doing that. And sometimes I get embarrassed.

[Charles]

No, my favorite is when it's like, I'm in the car with Jordan, and you're on the phone, and it's like, the stuff. Speaker through the car, and then Jordan will be like, oh, Charles is like, here. And then Kendall will be like, you didn't tell me that Charles was there. I never would have talked like that if I had known Charles was there. And it's like the fear and the shame that you feel is palpable because it's really embarrassing.

[Jordan Myrick]

Because it's shameful.

[Kendall Landreth]

It's deeply embarrassing. But it's cute, right? Okay, but who's cuter? Are you kind of like, oh, Kendall's charming when she talks like that.

[Jordan Myrick]

Who's cuter?

[Kendall Landreth]

What's up?

[Charles]

What is wrong with you? I am literally. I do not like either of it, and there's not a comparison.

[Kendall Landreth]

Do you want us to stop?

[Charles]

Well, I. No. Don't censor your love for me. What is it, 1975? Please.

[Jordan Myrick]

That's nice, but. So that. Is that kind of the one way you get annoyed with us, or is there?

[Charles]

Well, sometimes also, you guys will do, like, weird, horny, fake fights that aren't real fights, but it feels real. And then towards the end, I'm like, oh, this wasn't a fight. It was all bits the whole time. And that's just sort of like, what is that about?

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay, I think that is true for. I think we sometimes, at the end, have to sometimes be like, hey, just check it in. This was a joke, right? That was for fun. That was funny, right? Are we both upset?

[Jordan Myrick]

Kind of fighting, but it's also kind of sexy, and it's also funny.

[Charles]

Yeah. It's confusing, and it's not like that toxic way. It's not like a law and order sq episode.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Charles]

You know?

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. Yeah. Charles watched 100 episodes of Wanderer. I, like, put one on for us to watch while we ate dinner because he got us wings.

[Charles]

Stop.

[Jordan Myrick]

Last night. Can I say something?

[Charles]

Uh, oh.

[Jordan Myrick]

People freak out about the Wingstop Ranch, but it is all about the Wingstop blue cheese.

[Charles]

I agree with you.

[Jordan Myrick]

The Wingstop blue cheese is unbelievable.

[Charles]

Their ranch is a little watery.

[Jordan Myrick]

It's good. I like it. Like, we get both as a family. When we get Wingstop, we get both ranch and blue cheese, and the ranch is good, but the blue cheese is, like, exceptional. It tastes homemade. Okay. I know that's not trauma, but I just. I want to talk about it. I just don't want people talking about the wings.

[Kendall Landreth]

When we say homemade, it's kind of like, what is that? Because it's like, yeah, everything's homemade. Have you ever watched a video of Domino's making their sauce? It's homemade.

[Jordan Myrick]

Well, I say that too at work sometimes. Sometimes. So we were just tasting, like, healthy choice frozen meals, and some of the packages that are pasta are just, like, fettuccine with chicken or whatever. And some of the packages say freshly made rotini. And I'm like, we're really playing fast and loose with what? Fresh, freshly made. Right. Like, what Healthy choice. What are you doing that this is freshly made? Like, what does freshly made mean?

[Charles]

They just boiled it before they froze it.

[Jordan Myrick]

You know what I mean? I mean, it's not organic.

[Kendall Landreth]

You can just, like, put anything, Just.

[Jordan Myrick]

Slap it on, anything, and it's fine. All right, Charles, People want to know who's messier as a roommate, Kendall or me.

[Charles]

Like, litter, like, physically messy or emotionally.

[Jordan Myrick]

Okay, I guess answer.

[Charles]

Like, I was like, I feel like, oh, God, a few hours from now, we're gonna have all, like, a serious conversation. One light on in the dark. It'll be several hours long. I feel.

[Kendall Landreth]

No, you can't get in trouble for anything you say here, though.

[Charles]

Okay. So I feel Kendall can be a little bit emotionally volatile. Just a little bit.

[Kendall Landreth]

What's volatile?

[Charles]

Sort of like up and down. Katy Perry's hot and cold. That is you. No, not always. But just occasionally Kendall has a temper.

[Jordan Myrick]

And I think that really would surprise people to know. I think people feel like I would probably be the angry one, but I'm always kind of like this.

[Kendall Landreth]

I mean, I don't want to be labeled as the angry one.

[Jordan Myrick]

No, you're not the angry one. See, it's happening now. She's doing it now.

[Kendall Landreth]

And I don't think we should be saying that I'm the angry.

[Jordan Myrick]

I'm just kidding, guys. Help. It's like, I. I think I'm very even keel, and I'm always kind of like this. And I think you're more up and down.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yes. Although I feel like it's like we were talking about this the other day, but I think you'll get sad, and I'm not really someone to get, like, sad. I think I just get mad or I'm happy.

[Charles]

You don't get sad. You get even.

[Kendall Landreth]

I get even.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, exactly. And I think you're quicker to anger than I am.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, I'm quick to anger, and I.

[Charles]

Well. Really gonna pile on Kendall? No, it's. Sometimes you do. Like, when you're in a bad mood, and it'll be like a generic question I have about a thing I need to do for the house, you'll answer in a way, and I know it's not directed at me, but I can feel your irritation in that answer. You know what I mean? A little snappy. Just a little bit.

[Kendall Landreth]

A snippy snappy.

[Charles]

Just a little bit.

[Kendall Landreth]

I'll work on that.

[Charles]

Now, I would say, like, both of you are very clean in, like, a physical sense. Again, I'm a messy person, so it's. Who am I to judge, you know? Although I'm very judgmental, and I will pass my judgment right now, but I would say Kendall is a little clean cleaner, because Kendall is more obsessed with cleaning. You know what I mean?

[Jordan Myrick]

Kendall does the big, deep clean, so Kendall's, like, getting in the shower and scrubbing the shower, but I'm, like, the organizer.

[Charles]

That's true. That's so true.

[Jordan Myrick]

How are you feeling? Are you feeling angry?

[Kendall Landreth]

I'm worried if I start talking, I'm going to freak. No, I. I was just thinking about that, because I think it's hard, though, because you also own a lot more stuff than I do.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

So I think you have more stuff. So I'm less good at organizing because I used to not have to organize, because I just own one thing and be like, this is its drawer. I have four socks, and they go in this drawer.

[Jordan Myrick]

It feels like you're trying to put something on me.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, I'm trying to get. I'm trying to get even.

[Charles]

I mean, to be honest, I have said it's insane the amount of things you guys get in the mail on a daily.

[Jordan Myrick]

That's not Our fault.

[Kendall Landreth]

That's pr. That is your fault. Well, okay, I will say once every six months. I remember Etsy exists, and I do freak out and order a million things. And I also. I. So, yes, I've been ordering a lot recently, but we do get a lot of PR that is, like, deeply annoying because it'll be like. And I'm, you know, honored to receive it, but it will be like, we get a package of a drink. Brands, drinks that it's like. Like six dozen of them. And it's like, we have a small apartment, so it just has to sit in front of our door.

[Jordan Myrick]

And it's like a drink that we don't drink. And they've never asked us, but.

[Kendall Landreth]

So, yeah, we get. Sometimes the packages can be too much because I think it's a mix of. We do online shop, but then the pr, it becomes a lot.

[Jordan Myrick]

It's true.

[Charles]

And I gotta break down the boxes. That's where I'm complaining.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, he does. Because I have a sensory issue with cardboard. Sorry?

[Charles]

Laughing at your partner.

[Kendall Landreth]

It was the beat. I don't know.

[Jordan Myrick]

It just made me laugh.

[Kendall Landreth]

Like, I have a sensory issue with cardboard. And then it was just silence that made me laugh.

[Jordan Myrick]

And no one clapped for me. Who do you get into more tiffs with, me or Kendall? We kind of touched on this earlier, but it's like.

[Charles]

Well, we don't really. Well, we don't really fight because I'm a humble and gracious person who accepts.

[Kendall Landreth]

I've just succumbed to them.

[Charles]

I'm just. No, because it's like, we're. We're all in. I'm very immature in many ways, but I'm very mature when it comes to relationships with friends. So it's like if someone. If I do something that makes you feel bad or you're annoyed by. And you bring it up to me, I accept that. And I try to improve, and I don't. Like, I really can't think of, like, a person like, either of you being, like, I'm getting into more of a fight with you. It doesn't really help.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think you two bicker more.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, we spend a lot of elongated time together. Charles films my videos for me.

[Charles]

You've probably heard my voice.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, he's like the background voice of all my videos. So, like, we spend, like, eight hours together at a time while we're working, but also having fun. And then, like, you know, there's some days where you don't really want to be working or one of us doesn't feel good. But we still have to work, so I think we have more, like elongated time together.

[Jordan Myrick]

I will lay down the law, but I don't really fight very much in general. I feel like the only person I fight with is Kendall, because I got that temper.

[Kendall Landreth]

I got that vape temper.

[Jordan Myrick]

I feel like couples have to fight. You know what I mean?

[Charles]

Well, yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

I mean that even, like, Charles and I spend so much time together, but a couple who you have to make every single decision together, spend all your time together every. Like, you have to sometimes have disagreements, whereas, you know, I have disagreements sometimes with friends, but they're, like, lower stakes in general and things like that.

[Kendall Landreth]

Totally.

[Jordan Myrick]

You know, But, Charles, I have no problem coming into your room and saying, I'm not gonna tell you this again.

[Kendall Landreth]

And I don't do that.

[Jordan Myrick]

Kendall wouldn't do that.

[Kendall Landreth]

I do not do that. I do. I would be. I will be, like, in the moment. I'll be like, you're being annoying. But in terms of, like, if there was a thing I. I wouldn't. I, like, rarely have something I need to talk about with someone.

[Jordan Myrick]

Sure, sure.

[Charles]

But I fear that day, when it comes, you should.

[Kendall Landreth]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Jordan Myrick]

She got a little deep.

[Kendall Landreth]

I'll keep it in.

[Jordan Myrick]

Scary. What's the most ridiculous argument you've ever overheard us have?

[Charles]

Okay, well, my. It's like, my favorite. I have a tier list I writing for Cracked. It's like, top five best arguments between Jordan and Kendall. No. Okay, there's a whole. It's sort of an incident. It's a beautiful tapestry of a story. I come home from work one day. I smell something absolutely foul. I go, what is that smell? Okay. Jordan, in a very sassy way, goes, it's just chicken in the air fryer. I go, oh, my God. Okay, I forgot. Now you're remembering. I, I. I go, okay, I go back into my room. I close the door. I getting more of this disgusting smell. So much that I have to come out, and I go, are you sure? That chicken, it smells awful. Jordan goes, kendall, can you go check it? Kendall pulls out the thing, the air fryer, try tray. And looks and goes, there's tofu in here. And Jordan goes, oh, my Tofu from lunch. I forgot it.

[Jordan Myrick]

Is that how that happened?

[Charles]

That is how that happened. Okay, yes.

[Jordan Myrick]

Maybe I was mad at you then because you put a chicken patty in the thing without.

[Kendall Landreth]

Maybe you're just having perspective.

[Jordan Myrick]

No, no, I've never had perspective.

[Charles]

Then I retreat back into my room. I'm like a little rat, sort of like seeing what's up being like, there's no cheese for me. Time to leave. Then I hear Kendall go, ow, ow. And Jordan's like, what's wrong? What's wrong? And I think Jordan laughed. This is why I was. Yeah, this is the. Jordan, like, laughed. Kendall's like, I burnt my hand. And then Jordan was like, oh, why? Why did you grab with your hands? And then Kendall was like, I don't know. And then Jordan laughed a little. But that really hurt Kendall's feelings.

[Kendall Landreth]

This is what. Which I. I hate when Jordan does this. Which is when I have. I am, like, in a situation where I have, in a split moment, clearly made a dumb decision. You know, you, like, touched the pan.

[Jordan Myrick]

The burning pan, reached into the oven and took a chicken. A veggie chicken patty that had been in the oven, out of the oven with her bare hands, right?

[Kendall Landreth]

Which, you know, okay, sure, I'm an idiot. That's fine. I've burned my hand. Jordan is always the person who, half a second after you burn your hand goes, well, why would you touch the hot piece of chicken with your hand? It's like, thank you very much. Thank you for the information. I figured that. Cause my hand is bleeding from being burned so bad. There's always, like. You'll be in a situation where it's like this. You do something stupid. You know, you pour. You. Actually, I do this a lot. I forget to open my mouth and pour water on myself. And it's like. Without skipping a beat, I hear, why would you not open your mouth?

[Jordan Myrick]

Because I'm just like, how many times do you have to do it before it stops happening?

[Kendall Landreth]

But I. I already get what I did wrong. You know, I already got that. I keep doing it right, so. Well, usually I probably get distracted. I can't learn because I'm so busy arguing with you about telling me, look.

[Charles]

They'Re gonna rehash it out again. And it's. I'm just.

[Kendall Landreth]

But that argument, if I remember correctly, I don't remember a lot about it, but I remember it went on for a long time.

[Charles]

That's what I recall too. Sort of like hushed tones from the living room, right where we were.

[Kendall Landreth]

I was, like, upset that you had not just, like, been like, are you okay?

[Jordan Myrick]

I think it was, like, different levels of escalation because I think that I was like, why would you put something in the oven?

[Kendall Landreth]

It was an air fryer.

[Jordan Myrick]

Okay. Why would you put something in the air fryer before, like, making sure it was all good to, like, how could you just toss a chicken Patty in the air fryer on top of other stuff that was already in there and, like, not even notice.

[Kendall Landreth]

But I think my frustration with it was that I had said. I was like, I feel like if this was reversed, it would be. Kendall, why would you let tofu stay in there for days? Like, I. I was. In my head, I was like, it would have been reversed. Like, no matter what part I played in this tofu chicken nightmare, I would have been the bad guy. Like, I feel like if you.

[Jordan Myrick]

This is what kind of.

[Kendall Landreth]

If you'd put chicken in there, you would have been like, kendall, why was the tofu. Why. Why did you put tofu in there and not take it out? But if you left the tofu and I put the chicken, and you're like, why would you not see that there's tofu?

[Jordan Myrick]

No.

[Charles]

Jordan rejects that premise.

[Jordan Myrick]

No.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay. That's one of your fights. You remember. Is there another good one? You remember.

[Charles]

Oh, God, that's just the most visceral. Cause it's a smell, you know? Smell is memory. So it's, like, really coming to me.

[Jordan Myrick]

Somebody wants to know what's the best thing about living with lesbians?

[Charles]

Okay, what is? God, there's no good thing.

[Jordan Myrick]

No, that's not true.

[Charles]

No, actually, before. Let me. I'm getting on my soapbox here. I feel like when I was in college, there was this weird sort of belief that gay men and lesbians don't get along, sort of like cats and dogs of the queer world. And I feel like that's the opposite because I vibe so well with lesbians. I think it's because there's, like, literal no attraction between the two parties whatsoever. So we can just be great friends.

[Jordan Myrick]

Okay. Rude to say you're not attracted to Kendall and I.

[Charles]

That's. That is what I'm saying, because we're such great friends. But you guys have really good friends. Like, you have really quality relationships. You're not bringing home sketchy weirdos who. Who are like, I don't like this person. You know? I mean, like, I always get along with anyone, any one of your friends. And I like that you. I'm like, this is really about you. Specific. I was just like, I like the style of lesbians.

[Jordan Myrick]

Oh, what does that mean?

[Kendall Landreth]

Like, our house decor?

[Charles]

No. Well, your house core. Oh, that's a whole fight. There was an episode about.

[Jordan Myrick]

There's question. There's questions about that, too, so we'll get to it.

[Charles]

No, it's like, when we go out, it's like, you guys just dress so Funky, you know?

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, my God. Thank you.

[Charles]

Options. You know what I mean? So it's, like, nice for the gram. It's really nice.

[Jordan Myrick]

All right, that takes us right into this. Question is, people want to know, are you team Furby or Team Earn is the way that they phrased it. And for those of you who don't know, Kendall and I had a long standing disagreement where I wanted to be able to keep my childhood Furby on a shelf in our house with my other tchotchkes, and I think that's okay. And Kendall didn't want to. So Team Furby refers to me. Team Earn refers to the fact that our Furby is now sitting next to Kendall's father's earn.

[Charles]

Wait, I'm sorry. Is the question just which.

[Jordan Myrick]

Like, do you think Kendall's right or.

[Charles]

I'm right about the decor? Right.

[Kendall Landreth]

The problem was that the. I just was like. I Need I remind you, you've now put this Furby on the shelf and you're putting it next to my dad's urn.

[Jordan Myrick]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I did not put the furby next to your urn. Not to be rude, but the furby's been around longer than your dad's been dead.

[Charles]

Yeah. You put the urn.

[Jordan Myrick]

You put the urn next to the furby.

[Charles]

Yeah. So that was you.

[Kendall Landreth]

I was just like, there's no. I think what the argument was is, like, there's no. There is no shelf, no surface in this house that is empty enough for me to put my dad's urn. So everything is so covered in tchotchkes and stuff that I'm having to put my dad's urn next to either a furby or a sexy gremlin action figure or a Minions piggy bank. There's no place for my dad's urn to go that is appropriate, but for me.

[Jordan Myrick]

First of all, let me say, before Charles, you answer, let me say, I also love your father very much, and his urn is also important to me. So I don't want this to seem just like Kendall's championing for her dad, and I'm not.

[Kendall Landreth]

You just don't realize how important the furby is to Jordan.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. Enter Kendall's dead dad. I. My thing is, if there's something new you want to put somewhere, just let me know. I'll clean off a shelf, and now we can put it there. Whereas Kendall feels like we should just have emptiness on the shelves. So if something were to arise that maybe you did want to place on the shelf, there would already be space, which doesn't make sense to me because I'm like, why not have stuff on the shelves? And then if you want to put something new, you change the things out.

[Charles]

See, I'm more for, like, in my dream world, in my dream house, I'm, like, splitting the difference. Okay? We have, like, rooms that are funky, funky fresh rooms filled to the brim with everything you could imagine. Sort of a childlike wonder. But then we have sort of, like, gray millennial kitchen with nothing in it. So it's hard because there's not, like. It's not like, you guys live in the biggest house, you know? I do now. I have to be careful. Everyone. I have to be careful because, you.

[Kendall Landreth]

Know, my temper might come out.

[Charles]

Lean more.

[Jordan Myrick]

Are you mad about that?

[Charles]

No, I do lean more towards earn is what I'll say. Because sometimes my dead father thanks you, and I wish I could have met him. It's one of my biggest regrets. And it's not really a joke. Cause he. The stories I hear. He was a great man. Is that Jordan will fall in love with some, like, insane sort of like, look at this. Look at this painting I found. It's made of cicada shells and rat bones. And then. And then give it to Kendall to be like. Put it somewhere in the house. And it's like. And it's, like, where I feel for Kendall because she doesn't know where to put it.

[Kendall Landreth]

And I try. I have bought so many, like, shelves. Little. Any corner of apartment, you could put a shelf. And I. Every time I go, this is gonna fix it. And then the next day, Jordan's like, look what I found on the road. And I'm actually. You don't bring a lot of stuff home from the street, which I appreciate.

[Jordan Myrick]

No, the things I bring home are nice, but I've really tried to do better. I've tried to not bring home as much. I've tried to get rid of a lot of stuff.

[Kendall Landreth]

No, you've been doing good. I laid down the law. I got brought up my temper again.

[Jordan Myrick]

There you go.

[Kendall Landreth]

And I. You had to get rid of a bunch of stuff.

[Jordan Myrick]

Kendall's upset about the temper. You can tell me. No, I'm not. I'm really not.

[Kendall Landreth]

But I want to be clear, because I think people are so black and white nowadays. I'm like. Like, I don't have, like, a scary temper.

[Jordan Myrick]

No, you just hate me sometimes.

[Charles]

Enough.

[Kendall Landreth]

We're not supposed to talk about that.

[Charles]

Until you show your love.

[Kendall Landreth]

Until we show that I love you and care.

[Jordan Myrick]

You don't have, like, a crazy temper, but you're quicker to anger than me. And I'm not quick to anger at all.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, yeah. I got an attitude. I got a mouth. I got a mouth on. There's a mouth on this one. Is that what they say?

[Charles]

There's a mouth?

[Jordan Myrick]

They always say that. I also think we found a better blending of our style. And we're always, constantly working.

[Kendall Landreth]

Also, we live in a really small space. I always have to remind myself that that's something like, I'll see something like Emma Chamberlain's house. And I'm like, why doesn't mine look like that? And it's like, well, she probably, she has probably a basement where she puts, like, a bunch of crap in it.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. She also lives in, like a huge. I, I don't know. You can't look at famous people's houses because when you're seeing their house, you're seeing it in a time when it's been staged for the consumption of others. And it's like, not lived in at all.

[Kendall Landreth]

It's funny that you're acting as if we had Architectural Digest. Can you make the Furby be front and center of everything?

[Jordan Myrick]

But there would be less other stuff and the Furby would still, there would.

[Kendall Landreth]

Definitely still be a walking desk, I'll tell you that.

[Charles]

And it's like, I, I do like the things Jordan brings because they are, like, indicative of Jordan's personality and likes. And, you know, they're unique. Like, I saw this post from this. I think he's, I, I, I'm not sure if he's gay or bisexual, but he's like a TikTok Republican gay guy.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, I actually think. I know you're talking about. Is there a lot of eyeshadow?

[Charles]

Yeah, I know.

[Jordan Myrick]

What is this?

[Charles]

I think he's a boxer, but it's like he posted a photo.

[Jordan Myrick]

He's a gay or bisexual Republican TikTok influencer boxer.

[Charles]

I, yeah, that's the world we live in.

[Jordan Myrick]

All right, if you know who this is, drop it in the comments.

[Charles]

And he posted this photo of his, like, TV setup. And it was the most dog shit aesthetic I ever saw. He had, like, above the tv, three framed AI portraits of the Monopoly board. I'm like, what the fuck is that about? He had a Pikachu with a Maga hat with like a, like a cheap looking marble table with like a glass ashtray on it. And I'm like, damn, money cannot buy you class.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, so true. As Countess Luann said money can buy a glass. Okay, great. Charles, do you have any final tips for living with a couple to the people out there? If someone has to live with a couple, this person specifically said they tried to do it in the past and it didn't work out. Well, what are maybe two or three tips you have or thoughts on living with a couple?

[Charles]

Well, I think, number one, you aren't the friends from Friends, Okay? You. That is unsustainable if you're, like, constantly doing everything with each other. Like, you need to have a healthy sort of balance of, like. Like, we're all best friends, but we all do different things. And it's not like I'm doing everything with you guys, because I know this is where I think you get sort of like, that weird resentment or it's like, blah, blah, blah. I think you can't pick sides again. You have to be the. The mediator, the voice of reason. Sort of like, you know, if one.

[Jordan Myrick]

Of us was really wrong, would you say it?

[Charles]

Yeah. I mean, I think it also depends. You've never had a fight where I thought, like, one of you was completely unhinged.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, our fights are so strong on both sides.

[Charles]

Like, that's what I mean. They're so kind of petty that it's like, there's no need for me to weigh in. All it will do is create sort of, like.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Charles]

Drama or anything. And also, it's like, even, like, other day, you got into some little tiff.

[Jordan Myrick]

Oh, no.

[Charles]

And then.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, right when I was watching my TV shows.

[Charles]

Yeah. And then what was this about?

[Kendall Landreth]

You came out and you were like, oh, relaxing the day away. And I was like, oh, am I.

[Jordan Myrick]

Not allowed to relax?

[Charles]

Yeah. And then you guys went into the bathroom to have a talk. Whatever.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, this is what?

[Jordan Myrick]

Anytime Jordan and I have, like, a.

[Kendall Landreth]

Passive aggressive conversation, Jordan goes, well, I need to use the bathroom. Oh, Kendall, I have a question for you. It's like everyone knows she's coming into the bathroom to be mad.

[Jordan Myrick]

I'm trying to be tasteful, but I will say Kendall and I have 90% of our arguments where one person is on the toilet actively using the toilet.

[Charles]

You guys spent a lot of time as a couple on the toilet because.

[Kendall Landreth]

You know, like, there's nothing like someone like, ripping one to make a fight feel so embarrassing.

[Charles]

I know. Jordan's farts do break the tension. Oh, you thought you were gonna get.

[Kendall Landreth]

Through the full hour, Jordan, without anyone bringing it up.

[Jordan Myrick]

Farts all the time too. I don't want it to be I don't want it to be made out to be like.

[Charles]

Yours are, like, so resonant.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charles]

They have a vibrato to them.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, I'm talented. Okay.

[Charles]

Anyway, but wait, I was just gonna say. So it's like. And then the end, Jordan came out and said, charles, I just wanted you to know that I was wrong and Kendall was right. And I was like, okay. I didn't say yes. I didn't say definitely. I was on a side. It just sort of like, nod, accept, move on.

[Jordan Myrick]

And I said that. Cause Kendall made me.

[Charles]

I know. And I. Again.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, what you actually did was I said, go tell Charles that you're right. Because I felt bad that you were put in the middle of it. So I wanted to add you even more into the middle of it, but I said, tell him that. And then you went out and you went, charles, Kendall wants me to tell you. And then I said, try again.

[Jordan Myrick]

And I did. And I got it right the second time.

[Kendall Landreth]

And then you took me to get cream cheese rangoons.

[Charles]

So what?

[Jordan Myrick]

That's the point.

[Charles]

And you didn't get me anything from the Charles.

[Jordan Myrick]

Oh.

[Kendall Landreth]

And then that actually started a different argument because you feel like we. You always.

[Charles]

Yeah, you forgot about it.

[Kendall Landreth]

It's actually sweet. Anytime Charles goes to get rangoons, he gets the family size, no matter what. I know when I sniff those rangoons coming from a mile away that I have one for me.

[Charles]

You're goonin for rangoons.

[Kendall Landreth]

I love rangoons.

[Jordan Myrick]

Thank you, Charangoo.

[Charles]

You're welcome.

[Jordan Myrick]

Now, I have one final question that's from us to you. If you were going to live with a fictional couple from TV or film and not Kendall and I, what couple would you want it to be?

[Charles]

It's like, okay, so the improv brain in me, literally, the first couple I thought of was Shrek and Fiona.

[Jordan Myrick]

That's a good one.

[Kendall Landreth]

That's a good one.

[Charles]

But they do seem. Well, first of all, they seem like they love each other. Also, they're really messy, so I don't have to worry about that.

[Jordan Myrick]

That's true. But a lot of kids have a bunch of kids.

[Charles]

Yeah, they have a bunch. You're right. And I. I would be like, I don't know if I could be uncle. Those kids kind of are monsters.

[Jordan Myrick]

Sure.

[Charles]

Literally, Literally. I mean, literally, literally, literally.

[Jordan Myrick]

They're ogres.

[Charles]

But it's like, I wouldn't want to be like, I'm like. Like, I wouldn't want to be with, like, a couple that's, like, super, like, sexy. Like, all about that. You know what I mean? That's not. Well, you guys are sexy, though. I'm not.

[Jordan Myrick]

Thank you.

[Kendall Landreth]

I'm sure people think that, like, every time you're around, we're like, we're like, hooking up.

[Charles]

Like, I'm sure some people be like, I wanna. I'm like, what's a prominent, like, gay male couple that's like, on TV or something? Like, I don't know.

[Kendall Landreth]

I don't feel like you want to live with.

[Charles]

That's exactly. But I'm sure some gay guys would be like, I want to live with these two.

[Kendall Landreth]

What about Marge Simpson? You love the Simpsons.

[Jordan Myrick]

Oh, yeah.

[Charles]

That dysfunctional mess you live with.

[Jordan Myrick]

Marge and Homer.

[Charles]

I mean, honestly, I think they. They could use a gay boy sort of like uncle friend that, you know, helps piece besties with Lisa Raz's Bart.

[Jordan Myrick]

I will say I was. My gay uncle friend helped raise me, and it was good. So I think that the Simpsons children could use that.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Charles]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

You know, I would.

[Charles]

And I would help Marge sort of broaden her horizons because she has such a limited perspective, but she deserves more.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think. You and Marge at a gay club.

[Charles]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, yeah.

[Charles]

We would queen out.

[Jordan Myrick]

You would queen out 100%. I think you guys would have a great time.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, Charles, you're a wonderful Ritas. And you're a wonderful uncle to our sweet angel.

[Charles]

Oh, angel.

[Jordan Myrick]

And you're a good friend.

[Charles]

Thank you. I love you both so much.

[Jordan Myrick]

We love you. And how do you feel about the podcast? Tell the camera.

[Charles]

Oh, my God, I am so grateful to be on the podcast. It's. Well, honestly, this is the first time I'm in the studios and I'm like, this is a big deal, guys. This is a big fucking deal. Okay. It's pretty fucking cool.

[Kendall Landreth]

Thanks.

[Charles]

I hope everyone is telling everyone in their family to, like, comment, subscribe, join the Patreon.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes. Keep doing the outro.

[Charles]

Yes. And also, you know what? If you are interested in Thirst Trap, if you're interested in hot takes, if you're interested in sort of like a stupid lame weirdo on the Internet, follow me on all platforms. Arazardavis that's C H A R I Z A R D A V I S like the Pokemon. And my last name, I'm so creative. And that's a plug for me.

[Kendall Landreth]

I love it.

[Jordan Myrick]

Thanks, Charles, so much again for joining us.

[Kendall Landreth]

And if you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcast, make sure to rate and review us.

[Jordan Myrick]

Absolutely. Kendall, I love you.

[Kendall Landreth]

I love you, too.

[Jordan Myrick]

All right. And we love all of y'all. Thanks again, and happy Monday.

[Charles]

Bye.