67: The Movie That Could End Our Relationship (Q&A)

Summary

Happy Wife Happy Life
Episode 67: The Movie That Could End Our Relationship (Q&A)
Release Date: June 9, 2025

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1. Personal Updates: Long Engagement Woes

In the opening segment, Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick delve into their ongoing 20-year engagement. They humorously reflect on the complexities and societal perceptions of such an extended engagement duration.

• Jordan Myrick [15:22]: "Don't ask us. We've been engaged for 20 years."
• Kendahl Landreth [16:04]: "I have to remember, like, God, I cannot imagine, like, being a girl, like, a Christian girl who meets a guy and then six months later, she's moving, she's getting married, and that night she is moving out of her house to have sex."

The hosts discuss the challenges of balancing a desire for a casual yet memorable wedding without falling into traditional constraints, highlighting the extensive planning process that transforms a simple ceremony into a monumental event.

• Jordan Myrick [16:15]: "We've decided what we are going to do for our wedding, finally. And we will be telling you on Patreon."
• Kendahl Landreth [17:09]: "But I have to remember... that would be so crazy if the night before our wedding, I didn't."

They emphasize the importance of making their wedding special and meaningful, avoiding the pitfalls of prolonging the engagement purely for practicality.

2. TV Show Review: "Poly Family"

The hosts transition to discussing the HBO series "Poly Family," a reality show focusing on a polyamorous family structure. They critique the show's portrayal of polyamory, especially concerning family dynamics and child-rearing.

• Jordan Myrick [05:32]: "They don't want to know who the dad is. They want to know the two toddlers that they both had while they were in this poly family. They're like, we don't know who the dad is of these two kids."
• Kendahl Landreth [06:45]: "But the wives and the wives are not together. But every night, the wives switch bedrooms."

The duo expresses skepticism about the family's approach to parenting and relationship management, questioning the feasibility and emotional impact on the children involved.

• Kendahl Landreth [07:04]: "So you're never going to know the father of your child."
• Jordan Myrick [07:10]: "Toxic."

They highlight specific plot points, such as the dilemma over paternity revealed through blood type analysis, and criticize the lack of openness and communication within the family.

• Kendahl Landreth [07:21]: "Then it's like you put your kid in this awkward situation where, like, your kid has dark hair with sideburns, and he has to be like, I don't know who my real dad is."

3. Q&A Session: Listener Questions and Host Opinions

The core of the episode is a lively Q&A session where Kendahl and Jordan address various listener-submitted questions, offering their typically humorous and honest perspectives.

a. Engagement Duration

• Question: "How long of an engagement is too long?"
• Kendahl Landreth [15:22]: "Don't ask us. We've been engaged for 20 years."

They discuss societal norms around engagement lengths and share personal anecdotes about their own prolonged engagement.

b. Favorite Podcast Episodes

• Kendahl Landreth [26:03]: "The episode we just filmed with Tony and Ryan, it's top."
• Jordan Myrick [26:18]: "And I knew that Kendall and I were just, I should get one second."

They highlight favorite episodes, particularly those featuring close friends and memorable guests like Tony, Ryan, and Abby Jimenez, emphasizing the joy and camaraderie these episodes bring.

c. Ethical Non-Monogamy in the Queer Community

• Kendahl Landreth [31:22]: "I would say very common in Los Angeles."
• Jordan Myrick [31:53]: "Ethical non monogamy or being open or however you want to phrase it is historically and always has been popular in the gay male community."

The hosts explore how ethical non-monogamy intersects with queer identities, noting its prevalence and the varying degrees of acceptance within different sub-communities.

d. First Date Deal-Breakers

• Kendahl Landreth [32:43]: "I would ask about the relationship with their family."
• Jordan Myrick [33:07]: "I would want to know what they do for work. Honestly."

They offer insightful and practical questions for first dates, focusing on understanding a potential partner's values, relationships, and life goals to assess compatibility.

e. Favorite Movies Debate

One of the most animated segments involves a heated debate over favorite movies, showcasing the hosts' strong preferences and differing tastes.

• Kendahl Landreth [36:02]: "I would ask why their last relationship ended."
• Jordan Myrick [37:03]: "I would want to know what their favorite movie is."

The discussion escalates as Kendahl expresses disdain for serious films like "Oppenheimer," advocating for lighter, funnier choices like "Bridesmaids," while Jordan defends his appreciation for cinematic masterpieces.

• Kendahl Landreth [39:07]: "Who decided that was a better movie, man?"
• Jordan Myrick [40:00]: "I think there are movies that you're like, this is my favorite movie in a cinematic sense."

This segment highlights their contrasting views on what constitutes a "good" movie, intertwining humor with genuine opinions on film appreciation.

f. Favorite Foods as Personality Indicators

• Jordan Myrick [46:14]: "I would ask someone their favorite food."
• Kendahl Landreth [46:29]: "Like, if someone said Moonlight's favorite movie, which people do say, because, once again, incredible movie."

They discuss how favorite foods can reflect underlying personality traits, cultural openness, and even biases, using examples like diverse cuisines in Los Angeles versus perceived food preferences elsewhere.

• Kendahl Landreth [47:45]: "LA has the most diverse population of almost any city in the world."

4. Desired Podcast Guests: From Celebrities to Friends

The hosts share their aspirations for future podcast guests, expressing a mix of admiration for celebrities and deep respect for personal friends within their network.

• Kendahl Landreth [51:38]: "Lily Dew, who is one of our best friends."
• Jordan Myrick [53:20]: "Eventually I gotta get Allie."

They mention a range of potential guests, including familiar faces from their personal lives and notable figures from the Dropout cast, aiming to bring diverse and engaging conversations to their listeners.

5. Conclusion: Wrapping Up with Humor and Reflection

As the episode nears its end, Kendahl and Jordan reflect humorously on their passionate discussions, particularly the intense debate over movies, and emphasize the importance of community and friendship in their podcast journey.

• Kendahl Landreth [53:42]: "You know what's sick about that whole thing is that you were the one saying someone who said the Godfather would be annoying, and then I was, like, backing you up."
• Jordan Myrick [53:52]: "Thanks so much for watching this week."

They close the episode with light-hearted banter, reinforcing their commitment to entertaining and supporting their audience through candid conversations about relationships, personal experiences, and pop culture.

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Transcript

[Jordan Myrick]

Welcome to Happy Wife, Happy Life.

[Kendall Landriff]

We're your hosts. I'm Kendall Landriff.

[Jordan Myrick]

And I'm Jordan Myrick.

[Kendall Landriff]

And we are two incredibly unqualified but.

[Jordan Myrick]

Deeply in love comedians who are here to help you with all things relationship. And on today's episode, we're doing a Q and A. Kendall, let's get right into it with what we've been up to this week. You were in the hospital previously.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

We haven't really been able to do anything. I can't really leave you at home alone. So both of us are at home together most of the time. Or I get you a babysitter.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

So we have become addicted to television shows about polyamory.

[Kendall Landriff]

We have. Really? And you'd think. How many shows about polyamory are there?

[Jordan Myrick]

At least two.

[Kendall Landriff]

And I think there's more because every time one of the shows ends, because, yes, we binge them and finish them all, it'll be like, you might be interested in. And it's another polyamorous show.

[Jordan Myrick]

Well, first and foremost, there's Sister Wives, which.

[Kendall Landriff]

Seeking Sister Wives is what we want.

[Jordan Myrick]

Well, no, no, no. There's Sister Wives, but I've never seen that. And that's what I was going to say.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay. Okay. I'm so sorry I spoke. Sorry, I forgot I'm not supposed to speak on this.

[Jordan Myrick]

Sorry. I thought I was gonna be able to finish one sentence. We. So Sister Wives. Because I know you're like, oh, TV shows about polyamory. You're watching Sister Wives. Yes, I've seen all of Sister Wives. You would love it. I don't know why you haven't watched it. And we should watch it from the beginning.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay.

[Jordan Myrick]

But that did so well that TLC started busting out all these other shows. So there's one called Seeking Sister Wife, which I had watched the first season of, but then it had a big, long hiatus where I assumed it was canceled. And then now it's all on hbo, so we're watching it again about different families looking to add a new sister wife into the mix.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

And I know what your question is.

[Kendall Landriff]

I don't know.

[Jordan Myrick]

Oh, are they all Mormon?

[Kendall Landriff]

I don't know.

[Jordan Myrick]

I didn't. Okay. That's been everyone's question. Everyone's like, oh, so they're all Mormon? No, they're different religions. Some of them are not even religious. There's one couple that's looking for a sister wife to be a wife to the woman. So then the husband and the woman would be like. She would be his sister wife. And he would be her brother. Husband.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

[Jordan Myrick]

They wouldn't be together, but they're not together. Just the women would be together.

[Kendall Landriff]

Right.

[Jordan Myrick]

And then there are some where, like, all of them are together, and then there are some where it's, you know, more what you think of, where the husband has a bunch of wives.

[Kendall Landriff]

Right.

[Jordan Myrick]

So even watching that one, I would.

[Kendall Landriff]

Say mostly not religious.

[Jordan Myrick]

Mostly not religious.

[Kendall Landriff]

There's one couple that is Muslim, and.

[Jordan Myrick]

There'S one couple that is doing Christianity as if aliens have come down and explained it to them from.

[Kendall Landriff]

They are making up Christianity, and I'm not a Christian. So it takes a lot for me to be like, that's actually not Christianity.

[Jordan Myrick]

Their names are Danielle and Garrick, and they keep going to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, from. I don't know, wherever. They have Colorado.

[Kendall Landriff]

I think it's Colorado.

[Jordan Myrick]

And finding Brazilian women that do not speak English and they do not speak Portuguese and trying to get them as sister wives. They've been left three times that we.

[Kendall Landriff]

Know of, and they think God is calling them do this. It's very interesting. But the show that I think is new, that now people are talking about on TikTok. There's a lot of drama.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

On it.

[Jordan Myrick]

Three, two, one.

[Kendall Landriff]

Poly family.

[Jordan Myrick]

Like Polyamory, but family.

[Kendall Landriff]

Poly family.

[Jordan Myrick]

It's weak a little bit.

[Kendall Landriff]

It's. I know they could have gone. They could have done better with the title.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think they thought they were really doing something with the title and then realized that they weren't. Yes.

[Kendall Landriff]

But it's about basically two couples, separate couples who were married and then came.

[Jordan Myrick]

Together to create sexual heterosexual couples.

[Kendall Landriff]

Well, couples. And then one of the girls, Taya, is bisexual, but. Or pansexual or something. But they came together and they are now a poly family. But the.

[Jordan Myrick]

Hence the name.

[Kendall Landriff]

The name. That's where they got it. But the women switch every night, so the husbands aren't together and don't even like each other, which is crazy.

[Jordan Myrick]

They've made it clear that they wouldn't even be friends if they were not doing this.

[Kendall Landriff]

But the wives and the wives are not together. But every night, the wives switch bedrooms.

[Jordan Myrick]

So each woman is married to one of the men, and they were married before this whole situation. So they met as married couples. And then the men are each other woman's boyfriend. So both the women, each one of them has a husband and a boyfriend.

[Kendall Landriff]

Now, what I find fascinating about the show, because, listen, if you have children, you don't have to tell me twice. Why polyamory makes sense. Like, if you have more than one kid, I'm like, yeah, I would date six people. I guess I could just hire a nanny. But dating six people for free, that's free childcare, and that's worth its weight in gold. I totally understand that. I think people crave a big family. I mean, it. Community. I 100% get it. What's so fascinating about Poly family is it genuinely seems like all four of them do not like each other.

[Jordan Myrick]

It's really confusing. The men clearly don't like each other. The women, I think, like each other. But then the women always have drama with, like, the men also.

[Kendall Landriff]

It's just, well, they all seem neutral. The men don't like each other. Everyone else seems completely neutral with each other.

[Jordan Myrick]

My big problem with it is, once again, if you have kids, I'm like, everything's gotta be about the kids. Sorry, that's my take. I'm like, if you have kids, if you decide to have kids on purpose, especially if you have a bunch of them on purpose, everything's gotta be for them. And it's like one of the couples came into the relationship with two children already. So now those kids are like, what, 8 to 12? Somewhere in that range. Then each woman they got. The women got pregnant at the same time. On accident, I guess. I guess it's not an accident because they're actively having unprotected sex on purpose, but they got pregnant at the same time. Coincidentally. Maybe that's a better word.

[Kendall Landriff]

But they don't know who the dad is.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes.

[Kendall Landriff]

Because they switch bedrooms every night.

[Jordan Myrick]

And then the. One of the wives just recently had another baby. So now they have five children total. Two, like, kids slash preteens, two toddlers and a newborn baby.

[Kendall Landriff]

And the big plot right now. Sorry, you guys didn't ask for this.

[Jordan Myrick]

This is a recap podcast now of this obscure HBO Poly Amory show that you guys don't watch.

[Kendall Landriff]

But I think it's an interesting conversation because the big drama right now is basically, taya had a baby. They don't know who the dad is.

[Jordan Myrick]

And they don't want to know. They want to know the two toddlers that they both had while they were in this poly family. They're like, we don't know who the dad is of these two kids.

[Kendall Landriff]

Which is very funny because, honey, I've never met any of you, and I've seen two episodes. I know who the dad is. You can tell by looking at them. Well, because one of the dads is, like, dark hair, and the other One is like a red hair. Yeah, very funny. But I. They don't wanna know who the dad is already. To me, that is weird, because if I. I feel like in polyamorous families, I know. It's like, well, it doesn't matter because we are all the dad. Like, they're both the dad.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

And we don't care. And the whole point is that we all love each other and are building this community, and it feels like you have to be. So when you bring kids into anything, you have to be so responsible and sure. So it's like, if you're worried enough about if he finds out he's the real dad, quote unquote, or what would you say? The biological father.

[Jordan Myrick]

Biological father.

[Kendall Landriff]

Then it would cause issues. I'm like, this is already on thin ice.

[Jordan Myrick]

Toxic.

[Kendall Landriff]

Like, that is weird. And then it's also like, why do you even need that information? Like, how is that information gonna affect you so much that you, like, treat the kids differently? So you're like, actually, that's my kid and that's your kid. Well, then that already feels like that's.

[Jordan Myrick]

Not polyamory, then you're not a poly family. I'll tell you that much right now. Not all.

[Kendall Landriff]

Jordan, me and John are. Yeah. John.

[Jordan Myrick]

We raised his two daughters with him.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

One thing too, that I think is bizarre is. So the big drama is that they find out the blood type of the new baby. And apparently blood type can be an indicator of paternity because certain types of blood types can only give birth to certain types of blood types. Allegedly. That's what I heard from these people who live in Oregon on this TV show. They're not a doctor and neither am I. They find out the blood type of this new baby, and they're all upset because the blood type indicates that one of them is clearly the father. But I'm like, you're telling me you don't know the blood type of your first two children together?

[Kendall Landriff]

That's irresponsible.

[Jordan Myrick]

Don't you need to know your blood type for medical. I mean, I don't know mine, but.

[Kendall Landriff]

I'm pretty sure you should.

[Jordan Myrick]

I don't either. But we're adults, and that's different. If we don't know our own blood type, that's our own fault.

[Kendall Landriff]

We would know our baby's blood.

[Jordan Myrick]

We would know our baby. Do you know your daughter's blood types? Yes. Okay. Do you really? Or were you lying? Okay. Does your wife. Your wife does better than me? Absolutely. And I knew that. Yeah. I'm like, you got to know your kid's blood type. What if you guys are in, like, a car accident or something?

[Kendall Landriff]

Right? And then the police. The police and the paramedics are like, wait, who? Where? What's his blood type? And they're like, don't tell us. Don't tell us. Don't tell us.

[Jordan Myrick]

We're not supposed to. What's your kid's blood type? We're a poly family. It's like, shut up. Yeah. So it's really wild. So that's the big drama on the show right now.

[Kendall Landriff]

That feels very. I think I totally. Once again, I am not polyamorous, but I totally. It really does make sense to me. Sure. I. Maybe because I grew up. I grew up in a town that had communes. I'm like, I know it's not the same thing, but I just get wanting more people to give more attention to kids and have different perspectives and whatever. But I think famously, and I only know a couple polyamorous couples, but from what I see, you got to be real good at communication.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes.

[Kendall Landriff]

You've got to set some. I like, you've got. And you need to be comfortable with the actual idea of polyamory. It has to be like, we believe that. I guess I shouldn't be saying what real polyamory is.

[Jordan Myrick]

What gets down to the brass tax of polyamory and polyamorous person saying that.

[Kendall Landriff]

I don't know, like, anything. But what I would assume is, it's like, we are a family together. These are your. These are all. If you have three moms, these are your moms. It doesn't matter who by. Because even like, if I, you know, didn't have. I mean, gosh, I'll be around a kid for three hours, and I feel completely maternally.

[Jordan Myrick]

Had a baby last year, and I literally will. That's my show, people picture. And I'll be like, this is my baby.

[Kendall Landriff]

Right?

[Jordan Myrick]

And they're like, okay, he's Asian, right? And I'm like, yeah. And what of it? That's my beautiful Asian son.

[Kendall Landriff]

Right? So I'm like, how could you ever feel like that would affect the. If you raise a baby, you're going to feel like that's your baby. You. To think that you. And I think it just becomes very selfish. It's just my opinion. So drop your poly family opinions. Everyone's like, we didn't watch the show.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, please stop talking about the show. We don't want to watch it.

[Kendall Landriff]

If you watch it, let us know your opinions, because maybe there's A different perspective I'm not seeing. But to me, that feels like you are taking your own personal feelings that seem to not be ready for polyamory and making your kid's life harder.

[Jordan Myrick]

Absolutely.

[Kendall Landriff]

Because it's like, what? You're never going to know the father of your child. And then it's like you put your kid in this awkward situation where, like, your kid has dark hair with sideburns, and he has to be like, I don't know who my real dad is. Bald, redheaded dad. It's like what I love.

[Jordan Myrick]

Refer to them. Bald, redheaded dad. But Kendall. One thing about Kendall that y' all might not know is that Kendall is on Reddit. So if we've watched something, if we've done something, Kendall has been on the Reddit and, like, this is what everyone is saying about the thing. We just watched the activity. We just went to whatever it is. And so Kendall has been on the poly family Reddit and you found some pretty juicy goss. Well, allegedly.

[Kendall Landriff]

No. And I actually, I shouldn't even be sharing this, but I will because I have about as little information as. I got bored very fast. I think I just found out all these people were kind of toxic in their past. And I was like, okay, yeah, I kind of expected that, but not toxic.

[Jordan Myrick]

Enough to be exciting.

[Kendall Landriff]

Not. Yeah, it's just kind of like regular, like, okay, rough. But I think it's like, allegedly. And this was also when the first episode came out. And I'm. The reason I hesitate to say stuff is because I think I saw on TikTok that more information has been released, and I didn't care enough to look at that. So this. This is old news, and it may not even be accurate anymore. But I think the bald redheaded dad also saying bald redheaded, which is confusing. It's like, what is on. What has a. Oh, that's his name.

[Jordan Myrick]

I was like, sorry, Sean. Sean's his name. He has a beard.

[Kendall Landriff]

Beard.

[Jordan Myrick]

And he has a red beard. And he has, like, he looks like a redhead. You can tell when people are redheads even when they're bald.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay, you're right, because I was like, why do I keep thinking he's a redhead if he's bald? But yes, he's. He has red hair, but I think he had a family in the past already that is not in contact. And then I think there were alleged abuse allegations or whatever. You know, you take it with a grain of salt because you never know what.

[Jordan Myrick]

You ran into our room screaming, right? And were like, Sean has 12 kids he's not taking care of.

[Kendall Landriff]

Because I get the vibe. I'm like, to me, I'm seeing a lot of selfishness in these people, the way they're raising these kids. And I don't think that. That seems like that would probably be a trend. Like, if you're a selfish person, you're a selfish person. I think all four of them are selfish, But I think those men need a lot. I think there's a lot of, like, weird, like, almost like, breeding stuff where they're like, well, we're a poly family. Biology doesn't matter. We're all. And it feels fake. It feels like they don't even think that.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

Because when it comes down to.

[Jordan Myrick]

Tell me the biology of this trial.

[Kendall Landriff]

Well, and then when, like, even when they talk. And this is also a problem in the show.

[Jordan Myrick]

Sorry.

[Kendall Landriff]

We're talking so much about this show. Even when they talk on the show, they'll do things that get on each other's nerves. Like, be like, well, that's my son. And there's this weird. Like, they really want to know the biology of the baby, because one of them, the one who thinks the baby is his, is, like, really wanting to know. It just feels really weird. And then I'm like, they're. I don't know. That just feels so weird to me to pretend to be. If you want to be a straight heterosexual couple, that's like, that's my son. I'm like, okay, but don't get in a poly family. Make me watch it every week where you're like, we don't care. Like, we're so counterculture, and we're blah, blah, blah. And then, like, be the most heterosexual minds I've ever seen.

[Jordan Myrick]

Absolutely.

[Kendall Landriff]

You know what I mean? And one of them, a plot line is that the girl's bisexual, and she's like, I can't date any women. And I'm like, that's on you, queen. You. You are bisexual, and you got not only one husband, but you got two.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

Get your together.

[Jordan Myrick]

That's your fault. Get a girlfriend or get over it. Get a girlfriend or I'm not watching season two.

[Kendall Landriff]

But why didn't you think of that? She was like, well, I wanted. I, you know, I want to explore my sexuality. So I got a second husband now. Come on.

[Jordan Myrick]

Good night.

[Kendall Landriff]

Good night.

[Jordan Myrick]

That's what I have to say about that. All right, let's get into the Q and A questions.

[Kendall Landriff]

And if poly family's listening, please come on our podcast.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes. Oh, my God. Poly Family. We're talking a lot about you, but ultimately, we do love you.

[Kendall Landriff]

John will need 12 chairs.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, we watch literally every week, and we would love to have you on the podcast.

[Kendall Landriff]

So this week we're doing another Q and A, which we always love doing because we receive constant emails from you guys that have the most fascinating questions. And so we're always just, what is it? Rear in. Rear in to do a Q and A? No, that can't be right. Gearing up. No, rearing. Like wanting to. Probably desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate to do.

[Jordan Myrick]

A Q and A. I don't know what it is. I'm excited.

[Kendall Landriff]

We're rearing up. I don't know. You know what I mean?

[Jordan Myrick]

Rearing up.

[Kendall Landriff]

I don't know. Anyways, we're really hyped to do a Q and A, so if you want to ask questions, please email us@hwhlpod questions gmail.com. you can ask us questions about ourself, but most of the time, people are asking questions about their personal life, which we love answering. If you've got a problem, a situation, if you don't know what to do, write us in. Or you can ask us on Instagram where we pose the questions. And you can follow us at hwhl podcast.

[Jordan Myrick]

The first question. How long of an engagement is too long?

[Kendall Landriff]

Don't ask us. We've been engaged for 20 years.

[Jordan Myrick]

I know. Well, we didn't intend to have such a long engagement, but it's so different nowadays. Do you know what I mean? Like, it already feels like we're married. We, like, bought our apartment together, and we work together, and we're always together. I'm like, we're already married. I think I've said this before, but when I told my parents that I was gonna propose to Kendall, they were like, oh, we forgot you weren't already married. So it feels like we're already married and we just have to get married. But it's like a whole thing. There's so much paperwork. And then our big thing is that we want it to be really casual but still fun. And we don't wanna have a wedding. But it's like.

[Kendall Landriff]

But we want it to be special.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, but. So it's. It's like, okay, well, let's have a photographer there. But then all of a sudden, it's like that, okay, then you have a photographer.

[Kendall Landriff]

So then I should get a makeup artist.

[Jordan Myrick]

Then when I get a makeup artist. And then it's like, all of a sudden, okay, it's like a whole thing. And then it's like, well, then you have to get a nice dress if you're going to be. Then all of a sudden you're wearing a wedding dress. Then it's like, okay, well, if I'm wearing a wedding dress, it feels like we should invite someone. Well, then you invite one person. You have to invite a bunch of.

[Kendall Landriff]

People, and then you're stringing cans to a Cadillac.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think we've decided what we are going to do for our wedding, finally. And we will be telling you on Patreon.

[Kendall Landriff]

Ooh, very exciting. Okay. Yeah, we'll talk about it on Patreon this week.

[Jordan Myrick]

Well, because someone explicitly asked on Patreon this week, what are we doing? They're like, you don't have to tell it all, but do you have any hints? So I'll save it for Patreon.

[Kendall Landriff]

I do have to remind myself sometimes with wedding stuff because a lot of it, like, doesn't make sense to me. When you hear, like, classic stuff, even like cold feet, for example, I'm like, how would you feel cold feet? Because I'm thinking about you and I. I'm like, that would be so crazy if the night before our wedding, I didn't.

[Jordan Myrick]

I don't like you. Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

But I have to remember, like, God, I cannot imagine, like, being a girl, like a Christian girl who meets a guy and then six months later, she's moving, she's getting married, and that night she is moving out of her house to have sex.

[Jordan Myrick]

To have sex for the first time.

[Kendall Landriff]

For the first time. Oh, my God.

[Jordan Myrick]

Now they live in a house together. It sounds like a reality TV show. If it wasn't the concept of what marriage used to be in America. Like, imagine, like, coming to NBC this fall. You have a girl leaving where she's always lived, moving into a brand new location, having sex for the first time, and then we have to see who in the house gets along.

[Kendall Landriff]

Oh, my God. Scary, because I used to be like, God, you know, wedding gifts are so weird. Like, why I don't want to do a registry because I don't need, like, plates. But it's like these people literally do. They're. They're moving out of their parents house.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. They didn't have plates.

[Kendall Landriff]

Oh, my. Like, that is so. I think sometimes with stuff like that, I'm like, okay, if you're doing like a really traditional wedding, like waiting until marriage to have sex and whatever, and you get engaged and then it's been.

[Jordan Myrick]

Like three years, I think maybe you're both gay.

[Kendall Landriff]

The red flag of. But I think for us, it is hard because it's truly just comes down to, like, having the time to do it right. Because that was another thing for me is I really think if you this week. I think you this week would go to the courthouse with me and we'd get married in our sweatpants.

[Jordan Myrick]

I keep saying that. I'm like, let's just go and do it, but you want something that feels a little more special, but also, you don't want anything at all. You have, like, a lot of thoughts.

[Kendall Landriff]

Well, that's why I think I am really the hold off on us getting married. Because I think I, for a long time was like, I don't want a wedding. I don't. But I also don't want to just do something that's like, oh, we did it to do it. Like, I want to be able to look back at our wedding and be like, oh, that was so special and so sweet. Doesn't have to be traditional, but just something that felt special. I think we've kind of figured out what to do, so join our patreon. But.

[Jordan Myrick]

And that's for you. Kendall wants to look back on things that happened 45 minutes ago and be like, oh, my God. Remember that? So I. It makes sense. But I think there is no such thing as too long an engagement engagement. Unless you guys start feeling like, hey, this is weird, but I know a lot of people wait until they, like, have enough money to then have the wedding. I think there's a bunch of reasons.

[Kendall Landriff]

I think I've seen. I mean, I've seen people who, like, I've literally especially was growing up, there would be, like, a family where the mom and dad I assumed were married had been together, had, like, four kids. Twenty years later on Facebook, finally did the wedding. It's like, I don't think it really has to do with anything. I think it's truly just. Unless one of you is being like, I'm not ready yet. That's a. That's just a different. But, you know, you're not ready then.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes.

[Kendall Landriff]

But I think there is a weird thing. We didn't. I didn't really realize this, but since we've had a long engagement, we've heard people joke a lot, which does not bother me, but I didn't even know it was a thing of being like, oh, long engagement, long engagement. I'm like, I didn't know about that.

[Jordan Myrick]

And I'm like, what do you mean we're married? And then they're like, no, you're not. And I'm like, oh, right, right, right. Do you guys have a list of people you would be allowed to cheat with parentheses Celebrities?

[Kendall Landriff]

Well, we joke.

[Jordan Myrick]

Friends.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah, we just start listing friends. We have. We jokingly do. I feel like we've joked, but I don't know if we've. I mean, it's very. It would be so delusional of us to genuinely sit down and make a list and be like, okay, but if I meet Channing Tatum at a party, what do you think? What would you do? Do you think if I was like, channing, if I was at a party and Channing Tatum came up to me and was like, let's have sex. Sex.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

No, but be like, really? Think about it.

[Jordan Myrick]

100.

[Kendall Landriff]

You would feel no feelings.

[Jordan Myrick]

I would be like, I can't believe. First of all, why are you there without me? We're always. You're there.

[Kendall Landriff]

I run you at the snack table.

[Jordan Myrick]

I say, go, because that's my one question. I'm like, if I. If later, you're like, I had sex with Channing Tatum last night. I'm like, why were you at a party?

[Kendall Landriff]

Right.

[Jordan Myrick]

Alone? Not that you can't go to parties alone, but I'm just like, well, you.

[Kendall Landriff]

Didn'T know I was there.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. I'm like, what? I didn't know you were at a party. You're at some secret party, and then Channing Tatum's there, and you didn't immediately text me and say, oh, my God, I'm at a party with Channing Tatum. And then you guys had sex. You didn't text me, oh, my God. Channing just asked me to have sex. And then you take a picture with him. Like, any of it. I would be like, that's all crazy. But if we were to party together and Channing Tatum wanted to have sex with you, I would be like, you should do it. Really? Yeah. Well, also, you've never had sex with a man, so I think that's, like.

[Kendall Landriff]

Crazy, and it'd be just so funny. Also, I think there is something about. There are some celebrities. I do think it'd be different with lesbian celebrities.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

But I think with, like, someone like Channing Tatum, as much as I like to think this isn't true, ultimately we would not ever date each other. We would not be compatible. From what I've heard, which I've heard people, you know, tell me stories. They're like, oh, I worked with Channing Tatum. No one's ever said, he's not nice or anything, but just, we would not be.

[Jordan Myrick]

You're just Different? Yeah, very different.

[Kendall Landriff]

So I think it would truly. Well, and I'm gay, but it would truly be sex. It wouldn't be like we'd be looking into each other's eyes and being like.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. And it would just be like, crazy. It would just be like, whoa. I would be like, can I also have sex with him? Can I watch? Would you.

[Kendall Landriff]

Would you watch there?

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, I'd watch.

[Kendall Landriff]

Who would I. But I think I'd be more. I wouldn't really care. Well, say a celebrity. Sierra. I feel like we've talked about.

[Jordan Myrick]

I love Sierra, but I feel like, okay, if you turn it the other way, I. I don't think either one of us loves the idea of us having sex with another famous woman by themself. But you would watch me have sex with Usher?

[Kendall Landriff]

I would pay to watch you have sex with usher.

[Jordan Myrick]

Come on. Me and Usher. Oh, we're both so good at dancing.

[Kendall Landriff]

God, we cannot stop talking about this video that was released of usher.

[Jordan Myrick]

Let me set this the scene. So if you went to the most recent usher tour, which we did, because I'm a huge usher fan. Usher is doing this thing right now where he brings a bowl of cherries out into the audience and he holds two cherries up like this. And then female fans take the cherries off the stems out of his hand.

[Kendall Landriff]

And they do it like crazy. Like they lick the cherries for like.

[Jordan Myrick]

A minute straight and it's like wild.

[Kendall Landriff]

And it goes on for so long. It is really half of the concert.

[Jordan Myrick]

So long. But recently a video just went viral of a woman. He comes up her and tries to do it and she's like, oh, no, I can't. I'm allergic to cherries. And he's like, haha. All right. And then does it again. And she's like, no, no, no, I'm allergic to cherries. And he's like, all right, baby. And then tries to do it again. She was like, can you hear me? And he's like, what? And then he tries to do it again. And she's like, I'm allergic to cherries. And finally he realizes. And then they have a hug. And it's such a nice moment, but.

[Kendall Landriff]

It'S so ushered because it's like he's just one of those people. You're like, not a thought going on in that little head.

[Jordan Myrick]

He's shirtless, but wearing a huge red fur coat.

[Kendall Landriff]

He's in roller skates.

[Jordan Myrick]

He's roller skating. I love him. God, imagine if we had sex and usher was wearing roller skates. While he and I were having sex.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah. I'd put him on if he wasn't. I'd say, you put those skates.

[Jordan Myrick]

I said, I paid for the skates.

[Kendall Landriff]

The common denominator is that I think people. Any celebrity that would be like, there's no way. You're not gonna. I mean, even. I think, like, even lesbians, there are some people that I'm like, but you would never date that person. Like, if you were like, Ellen DeGeneres asked to have sex with me, I would be like, do it. Because we can talk about it on the podcast and it will be so funny.

[Jordan Myrick]

But that's like.

[Kendall Landriff]

And not even funny in a way. It'll just be like, what?

[Jordan Myrick]

Are you gonna date Ellen DeGeneres? Yeah. And what? Like, oh, like, yeah, what? Like, I have Sex with Ellen DeGeneres. That's so funny. Like, just. She's, like, the most famous lesbian. Like, what? That's so crazy. I would tell my parents, I wouldn't.

[Kendall Landriff]

Let you have sex with.

[Jordan Myrick]

Okay. I would tell my parents, if I had sex with Ellen Generous. I'd be like, isn't this crazy? I though. And I wouldn't want to. But also, I wouldn't be like, yeah, one of us should have sex with Billie Eilish. Like, it's just not the same. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah. God, I'm having a nightmare of all these people collectively watching this podcast in room, being like, these idiots.

[Jordan Myrick]

None of us would ever have sex with you.

[Kendall Landriff]

Who's the celebrity?

[Jordan Myrick]

You.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay.

[Jordan Myrick]

Think you could have sex with? Oh, what?

[Kendall Landriff]

I thought we just listed those.

[Jordan Myrick]

No. Yeah, I guess that's true. Okay.

[Kendall Landriff]

Would you let me have sex with Jennifer Aniston?

[Jordan Myrick]

No.

[Kendall Landriff]

No.

[Jordan Myrick]

Well, we're wording this a weird way. You can do whatever you want, I guess, but I would.

[Kendall Landriff]

That's not really our relationship. I could cheat on you.

[Jordan Myrick]

I guess. If you want to cheat on me, I guess you can. I don't know if I would be, like, as amped because I don't think it would be funny.

[Kendall Landriff]

It would be sad.

[Jordan Myrick]

It would have to be, like, absolutely whack a doodle. Do you know what I mean?

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

Like, it would have to be someone where I'd be like, what?

[Kendall Landriff]

Right, Right. Okay. Yes, I agree. I think that's. That's the.

[Jordan Myrick]

That's what Jennifer Aniston feels too real.

[Kendall Landriff]

It'd be too real, and I don't know how it would go. There could be a world where she could, like, look me in the eyes.

[Jordan Myrick]

And I'd be like, wait, I do love you.

[Kendall Landriff]

This is gonna be a poly family situation.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes. You, me, her, her assistant.

[Kendall Landriff]

But I'd be desperate to know who the babies was. I would be like, Jennifer Aniston, we have to use your jeans.

[Jordan Myrick]

Absolutely. We'll have to have her and someone else have a kid because both of our jeans would not be so hot.

[Kendall Landriff]

No, that's not true. That's not true. Jordan.

[Jordan Myrick]

What do you mean?

[Kendall Landriff]

A little baby Jordan would be so cute.

[Jordan Myrick]

A little baby Kendall would be so cute. But.

[Kendall Landriff]

But no, Jennifer Aniston.

[Jordan Myrick]

We just have a lot of stuff going on. You know, we have a lot of stuff going on hereditarily. Hereditarily.

[Kendall Landriff]

A lot of stuff going on.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think we got a lot of stuff going on. Some people say they wish they had just had a smaller wedding. What's your take?

[Kendall Landriff]

I mean, that person seems like they've answered the question.

[Jordan Myrick]

Thank you. You wish you had a smaller wedding. Perfect. What's your favorite episode of the podcast you've recorded so far? You all are so great.

[Kendall Landriff]

That's so. I mean, look, the episode we just filmed with Tony and Ryan, it's top.

[Jordan Myrick]

Of mind because it was so recent, but it also is unbelievable. We had so much fun with them. They are off their damn rockers in.

[Kendall Landriff]

The best way possible.

[Jordan Myrick]

Love them.

[Kendall Landriff]

I'm obsessed. And it was one of those things our editor texted us while he was editing it and was like, this episode is insane in the best way possible. And I. So I was saying on Patreon, I was like, I was so relieved because it was a true. I blacked out while we filmed that. Like, I was having so much fun that I was like, I don't know if this is even comprehendable to a person. Like, I don't know if what we're saying even makes. If we've stayed on one topic for two seconds. But I had an absolute blast filming that, and it's a fun episode.

[Jordan Myrick]

I will also say I thought they were just gassing us up when they said, Australia loves you guys. But Australia is our third biggest market after the US And Canada, and it's, like, much bigger than other countries. So if you are a listener and you're Australian, drop it in the chat. Let us know, because I want to know, should we come to Australia? Should we do a live show there? Should we move in with Tony and Ryan and their families?

[Kendall Landriff]

I would be insufferable if I was in Australia because I would not be able to stop doing a bad Australian accent.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

The whole Time. I also love the, er, Fightmaster episode.

[Jordan Myrick]

That one's really.

[Kendall Landriff]

After we filmed that, I think there's episodes where, like, we have fun filming every episode. That's not true. We've had. You know what? We don't do this anymore. First couple months of us filming, I feel like we had a couple tense episodes.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

But you and I would kind of stiff with each other.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think it's because the process of filming was so stressful. So it would be like we would get to the studio. Our very first few episodes, we were, like, paying out of pocket for a place. We would get to a studio, and it would be like they were charging us by the minute. And it, like, wasn't well run, so we had to, like, do all these things ourselves. And it would. Is, like, not a good situation. It was very stressful. And then when we moved to Spotify, it was great, but it was, like, so far from our house, we would, like, sit in so much traffic on the way there. And then we were always running late, which is, like, a whole thing. So I think that it was just growing pains. And also, like, guests being late.

[Kendall Landriff]

Hard.

[Jordan Myrick]

We've now figured out a system of kind of, like, tricking guests into being here on time. But before we were.

[Kendall Landriff]

The trick is lying to them.

[Jordan Myrick]

The trick is lying to them because guests will ultimately be late. So we just lie to them about what time we're starting to record. And it is helpful because, yes, like, people will truly be 45 minutes late. And then Kendall and I are like, okay, well, we pay for this. And now we don't have a guest. And we have all these things planned especially for this. Like, you guys writing questions.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

So it's like, if we have all these specific questions that are like, what's it like having sex as a clown? And then our guess who's a clown isn't here. It's like, Kendall and I can't really answer those questions for you.

[Kendall Landriff]

We can, but nobody wants to hear that.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

Our take on clowns, but we haven't really had it. But we. Almost all our guests, we've absolutely adored. I think I'm just thinking back to episodes where, like, afterwards, I was like, what a fun episode. Er. Fightmaster was one of those. Yeah, Kara Connors was one of those. Kara Connors is a friend of ours. But honestly, when we filmed that episode, we were not as close with them as we are now.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, that was a really long time ago.

[Kendall Landriff]

But I have never. And it's like this. Even when we're not recording. When Kara's talking, I'm just, like, crying, laughing, like, I just can't stop her.

[Jordan Myrick]

Is so funny. Yeah. She has a special you should watch, but honestly, any episode with a guest is great. Like, Abby Jimenez was so nice.

[Kendall Landriff]

Oh, my God, that was huge for me.

[Jordan Myrick]

Obviously, we've had people that were like. Like, best friends with, like, Reika Shankar did the podcast now it's just like. I mean, we're already talking to Reika for a million hours every day anyway. Brennan and Izzy coming on the podcast. They're such old friends. Like, every single guest we've had, for the most part, has been great. We've had one kind of wacky guest. I won't say who it is. You can guess, but I feel like we've had one kind of wacky guest.

[Kendall Landriff]

Oh, yeah, Yeah, I think you know. Yeah, I think I know you're talking about.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, not bad.

[Kendall Landriff]

Just wacky early on.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

No, two.

[Kendall Landriff]

Wait. Oh, I don't know who the other one is then.

[Jordan Myrick]

Well, the first one was famously. We had Amber Rose on the podcast.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay, that's who. I thought you were talking.

[Jordan Myrick]

No, I was talking about someone else who was just wacky. Not ended up being bad.

[Kendall Landriff]

Oh, yes, I know you're talking about. Yes. Not. Not bad, but just a little bit.

[Jordan Myrick]

Just, like, kind of wacky. Like, literally was two hours late and then was like, oopsie. And we were like, what? But, yeah, but then we're great. Our first was Amber Rose, and that's something. We have to clear the air of this now. She was our first guest because she followed Kendall on social media, and she was a guest before all the MAGA stuff. She just seems like a cool.

[Kendall Landriff]

It was so funny in an episode.

[Jordan Myrick]

And she was our first guest, and that was that. And sometimes now people will be like, why was Amber Rose a guest on your podcast? And we're like, it was a different time.

[Kendall Landriff]

Well, because it was also so back to back. Like, her being on the podcast and then her being like, my thing now is that I love Donald Trump was such a quick turnaround and so unexpected and just so funny, because also, we were trying to really promote. It was our first. It was our second episode. Yeah, but, like, our. We really promoted it. And we were like, you guys, Amber Rose is gonna be on our podcast.

[Jordan Myrick]

Dude, she's so famous compared to us.

[Kendall Landriff]

We got clips everywhere. We got clips on the Sherri shepherd show from that.

[Jordan Myrick]

We got clips on the Sherry shepherd show. That was.

[Kendall Landriff]

And then it's like, two weeks later she's like, speaking at the rnc.

[Jordan Myrick]

Now we're like, man, you really can't have anything, can you?

[Kendall Landriff]

Being like, are Kendall and Jordan Trump supporters? I was like, this is actually crazy. Out of all the get. If you would have been like, pick a guest who you think will come out as a Trump supporter next week, I would have been my last guess.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, I would. I would not have guessed her, but we'll just clear the air on that now. Amber, stop doing that. How common is ethical non monogamy in the queer community?

[Kendall Landriff]

I would say very common in Los Angeles. I don't. I feel like I always hesitate to speak for the queer community because I think it is so different across the country and the world, obviously. But I feel like, like when I hear people talk about being queer in a small town in Ohio, I'm like, very different. Very different. Very different.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. I also think ethical non monogamy or being open or however you want to phrase it is historically and always has been popular in the gay male community. I think that's such a prominent.

[Kendall Landriff]

And we don't really like, associate part of culture.

[Jordan Myrick]

We don't associate with them. I think with lesbians, it's like less common. But I think now people publicly identify all along the gender spectrum more. And so I think all different types of relationships have become.

[Kendall Landriff]

Become more what I'll say, yes, I agree, but I would say is it's common enough that I would ask if I was dating, like, I think I.

[Jordan Myrick]

Would be like ethically non monogamous.

[Kendall Landriff]

Right. I would not assume someone was monogamous. You would hope it was like on their profile or whatever. But especially if I just met someone at a bar, I would not assume they were monogamous.

[Jordan Myrick]

Okay, this is fun. One of us dies. Okay, so like in this situation, each one of us has died in each other's situation. You start dating again after a reasonable amount of time. What are the three most important questions you want to ask on the date?

[Kendall Landriff]

First date.

[Jordan Myrick]

First date.

[Kendall Landriff]

And I'm taking out politics stuff because bit boring. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, I would want to know if they were not a terrible person.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. Because it's not funny. Like, are you a murderer? Do you love Donald Trump?

[Kendall Landriff]

Yes.

[Jordan Myrick]

Do you frack.

[Kendall Landriff]

I'm not thinking about just that stuff is, do you frack. I'm not thinking about those things. I think I would ask, are you close to your family? I would ask about the relationship with their family.

[Jordan Myrick]

So you could know not to date them if they Were.

[Kendall Landriff]

No, I think it's very. I think if someone was like, yes, I am very, very, very close to my family. I have 90 cousins, and they are my priority. And my mom, I see. I see her every single day. I think I would. Not a. No. But I would be hesitant.

[Jordan Myrick]

You would have some additional questions.

[Kendall Landriff]

I would have some additional questions, yeah. I think if someone was like, my family. There are people who. Their family is.

[Jordan Myrick]

Their life.

[Kendall Landriff]

Like, they're. They're like, I still live with my family, not because I need to, but I just, like, love living with family.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landriff]

That's not necessarily for me. I think I would ask that. I think I would ask, do you have any. That you would ask?

[Jordan Myrick]

I would want to know what they do for work. Honestly. I know that's boring, but I'm like.

[Kendall Landriff]

What'S a bad answer?

[Jordan Myrick]

I don't like when someone hates their job. I think that's hard for me now. Once again, I think if you're like, I work at McDonald's, and I don't love my job, but this is another thing I'm doing, and I'm, like, working towards this, I think that's awesome. I think if you're like. And I don't think your job has to be your passion.

[Kendall Landriff]

No.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think that, honestly, for most people, it shouldn't be.

[Kendall Landriff]

But if it's soul from you.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes. But I think there are some people who, once again, and I'm not talking about, like, there are a lot of people who have, like. Like, jobs out of real necessity. I'm talking more like, if I met somebody who worked at, like, a PR firm and all they talked about was how much they hate working at this PR firm, I'd be like, okay, go get another job. Like, I don't know. I don't necessarily want to be around someone all the time as my partner who's constantly being negative about a thing in their life that they could potentially change.

[Kendall Landriff]

Right.

[Jordan Myrick]

And once again, that could be like, yeah. If you were like, I work at this PR firm, and I don't love it, but what I'm really passionate about is social justice. So I'm currently getting my master's in whatever. I think that's awesome. If you're like, I. I work. Yeah. At, like, Subway, and my dream is owning my own sandwich shop. I'm like, that's awesome. Like, I think that's so cool. I think I just like. And this is something that you.

[Kendall Landriff]

That's very charming. I'm sorry. That's so charming to be like, I Want to open a sandwich shop? So I'm saving money. I'm going to practice making sandwiches.

[Jordan Myrick]

I know. I thought that too. I was like that. That kind of thing feels really sweet to me. But I think, think what I like about it is that it feels very you to me. I think that you have really illuminated how much positivity and not toxic positivity and not unrealistic positivity, but just like having perspective on life and having a good outlook on things and letting yourself feel joy on a regular basis.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

I don't think I'd ever really been with someone like that. And after dating you, I'm like, I could never go back to dating someone. Not like that. Because it really is just, like, such a. A wonderful thing to have in your life. And I don't think I could not have it. So, yeah, I would want to know what they do for a living and how they feel about it.

[Kendall Landriff]

I. I thought of my other two.

[Jordan Myrick]

What are they?

[Kendall Landriff]

I would ask why their last relationship ended.

[Jordan Myrick]

Oh, spicy.

[Kendall Landriff]

I know that's kind of crazy doing a first date, but I would love to know. And I would also ask them about their best friend and have them tell me about their best friend and see a picture and then ask how long they've known and been best friends with their best friend. Because I think that is really telling. I feel like if someone's like, this is my best friend. We do everything together. We met six months ago at an influencer event. I would be like, oh, interesting. Not once again. None of this is yes or no.

[Jordan Myrick]

Just something you clock.

[Kendall Landriff]

I could be infiltrated into a big family. Family. Like, I could, like. I. I'm not like, for sure. No. But just an interesting thing versus if you're like, this is my best friend. We've been best friends for 10 years. You know, she lives in this other city, but we're still really close and we visit, whatever. I think it just tells you a lot about a person.

[Jordan Myrick]

Sure.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

I would want to know what their favorite movie is.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think it says a lot about a person.

[Kendall Landriff]

What would be. But I don't know if that's good because I think if you'd asked me my favorite movie, you probably wouldn't have dated me going off that.

[Jordan Myrick]

No. Because it's not about what the movie is. I think it's about what you like and why you like it and the way you're able to talk about it.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think it's fun because I like people that are passionate and I like people that have, like, big thoughts and big feelings.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

So to me, it doesn't really matter what movie it is unless you're like, my favorite movie is the Passion of the Christ or something like psychotic. And then I would be like, but in general. Or like, you know, if you're dating men, I think it's a good question to ask. Because if you meet a man and I'm sorry, he's like, my favorite movie's the Godfather. Gone. Sorry. Not saying it's not a good movie.

[Kendall Landriff]

What's the version of that? Of the Godfather?

[Jordan Myrick]

Titanic.

[Kendall Landriff]

Titanic is a good one.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. But.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah, sorry, Nicole. That's my best friend Nicole's favorite movie.

[Jordan Myrick]

Sorry, Nicole. But I guess Titanic just doesn't feel as, like, overplayed.

[Kendall Landriff]

Maybe Bridesmaids, which I'm saying this person.

[Jordan Myrick]

Bridesmaids was what I thought of first.

[Kendall Landriff]

But that's my favorite movie. So I. But I can see myself where I'm. I can reflect. I know, but I do love that movie. But I think that is kind of the. The version of Bridesmaids. It's like, I've seen. I've seen six movies, and of course, one of them is Bridesmaids.

[Jordan Myrick]

Okay. But the thing I think is hard about that is I think with. I think the hard thing about the Godfather or Scarface or something like that is that it's tied into a toxic masculinity and also a sense of you being better than me, which I just don't know if we have that in terms of, like, a woman's movie. I think it's like a real kind of, like, gender difference, because I can't tell you how many people I meet, like, I've never really met a woman, and I'm like, what's your favorite movie? And they tell me their favorite movie, and I'm like, oh, this is my favorite movie. And they're like, oh, okay. But, like, you meet men all the time that are like that, or they'll be like, my favorite movie is the Godfather. You've probably never seen it, but it's one of the classics or whatever. Like, women don't, like, do that.

[Kendall Landriff]

There's not a female equivalent. Well, also that Bridesmaids is a good fucking movie. Well, it's so good.

[Jordan Myrick]

It's the Godfather. Godfather's a movie.

[Kendall Landriff]

The difference is, like, sometimes people say their favorite movie. I'm like, to me, a favorite movie. Which this is an opinion. But my favorite movie, a favorite movie is when I would watch watch over and over and over. Sure. So when people say, like, oh, My favorite movie is Oppenheimer. I'm like, shut the up.

[Jordan Myrick]

How many times have you seen it?

[Kendall Landriff]

You've seen it once? Because who in their right mind would watch that twice? Who would watch that twice? Unless you literally are, like, a film major who, I don't know, like. Or there's just movies where it's like, oh, Sophie's Choice. Why are you watching? If you watch that more than once, something is wrong with you. Bridesmaids. Me. So, like, yeah, I'm watching that over and over and over again because it's funny and I laugh every time I hear you.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think it's hard because I think. And now I sound like one of these guys, but I think I have a taste for cinema more than you.

[Kendall Landriff]

I'm in a straight relationship.

[Jordan Myrick]

Sorry. This is the heterosexual relationship, and I'm the boy. No, but, like, I think I like movies and care about movies more than you do.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah, well, there's a genre of movie that, you know, I don't want to go see. When you do the AMCA list, I'm like, you know, do not reserve me a ticket because I don't want to see it. But to me, I'm like, who decided that was a better movie, man?

[Jordan Myrick]

I don't even know. No, it's boring.

[Kendall Landriff]

It's their boring.

[Jordan Myrick]

Usually it's a boring Thing about that. I don't think you care about movies that much in general. I think you like to see a good movie or a fun movie.

[Kendall Landriff]

I see a fun movie, but I.

[Jordan Myrick]

Don'T think you care about movies. Like, I, like, minored in cinema studies because I, like, love movies and the art of making movies. So I think there, like, is a difference with some people. And I do get that. And for me, I'm like, there are movies that you're like, this is my favorite movie in a cinematic sense. Like, I think moonlight is one of the best movies I've ever seen, especially as someone who grew up in South Florida. I think it really evokes, like, such a genuine sense of. Of that place. And also, it's just like, the acting is unbelievable, the cinematography is unbelievable. It's like, such an incredible movie. I'm not watching moonlight all the time.

[Kendall Landriff]

That's what I mean, though, that you. If someone said Moonlight's favorite movie, which people do say, because, once again, incredible movie. But if someone on a first date was like, well, I watch moonlight every night, I would be like, but I don't think, are you okay?

[Jordan Myrick]

Has to be a movie you watch every single night. I Think your favorite movie could be what you think the best?

[Kendall Landriff]

The best is.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think there is, but then I also have movies like, my favorite movie is Greedy and Little Shop of Horrors.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yes.

[Jordan Myrick]

It's like those are like, you know, those are like. I do watch those over and over again.

[Kendall Landriff]

This is why I struggle with movie people like that. Not you, but, like, because I think you do enjoy movies that are silly and fun. To me, it's like those. There's an art to all of those movies that the creators of the other movies couldn't make. The writers of women talking could not have made Spy, could not with Melissa McCarthy. No World in which they could have made that movie. I think unless I find out it was the same writer and both my mind.

[Jordan Myrick]

Paul Feig should have been talking.

[Kendall Landriff]

I could not believe that. But I just am like, those are just different arts. It's like a different thing. It's like who the people who made Bridesmaids were making that movie. The people who made Grease made that movie with so, to me, just as much skill as the person who made Oppenheimer. But they made them completely differently because they're just completely different things. But there's just different skills.

[Jordan Myrick]

I agree with that. But some movies don't have as much. I don't even want to say skill, because I think the people working on the movie all have the skill, but I think that some movies are. People are really making them to make art, and some movies people are making to make entertainment. I agree. Some people are making movies to make money. And some hit all threes. Some hit two of them. So I think it just depends.

[Kendall Landriff]

But to me. But to me. I'm sorry. To me, though, Oppenheimer. I'm sorry. I could use it as an example.

[Jordan Myrick]

You're acting like the Godfather guy right now.

[Kendall Landriff]

No, I'm not. No, I'm not. To me, Oppenheimer and Bridesmaids, same echelon. To me, because, yes, there are a bunch of movies in the realm of Oppenheimer that are not well made and not artfully made. And of course, there's a bunch of comedy movies that are not artfully made.

[Jordan Myrick]

Sure.

[Kendall Landriff]

Those are like, to me, that's the same. Like, you should be winning equal amount of awards because that is the highest level of those two that you could do. And most people in both of those genres could not make those movies.

[Jordan Myrick]

Can I say my third thing now?

[Kendall Landriff]

One more thing can I say before you talk again, I'm in so much.

[Jordan Myrick]

Trouble because I just said that I would ask what their Favorite movie was.

[Kendall Landriff]

I'm sorry, I feel like all the movies you're listing, I don't know, it's like, if I don't want to sit through it, how is it winning an.

[Jordan Myrick]

Award you don't want to see?

[Kendall Landriff]

Most movies I had to get. Get three.

[Jordan Myrick]

I had to get Kendall. You just held up two fingers.

[Kendall Landriff]

I. And I'm not gonna cut it out because I'm real. I had to get two pizzas and a chicken tender from AMC to sit through Oppenheimer.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, I don't like Oppenheimer. Why bring up Oppenheimer?

[Kendall Landriff]

That's what those men are taught. They thought they were like, but I just drop Oppenheimer. Why are you dressing me? You're dressing up for Oppenheimer the same way you dress up to go do your taxes. It's like, why are you doing a costume for Oppenheime?

[Jordan Myrick]

That's for Oppenheimer. And you know what? Oppenheimer has some good stuff in it. I think there's some fun stuff.

[Kendall Landriff]

I think there's some good stuff.

[Jordan Myrick]

I think Cillian Murphy is an unbelievable actor.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay.

[Jordan Myrick]

You'Re being a bitch. Me too. You're being a. Seriously, you're being a bitch right now.

[Kendall Landriff]

I think actors are rarely the problem. I just think I'm like sick of these, like men. Because the men.

[Jordan Myrick]

No one out of Oppenheimer. No, you brought up because.

[Kendall Landriff]

You know why I'm bringing up? Because I've never seen the Godfather.

[Jordan Myrick]

So I can't talk about Godfather. I said if you died and I had to go on a first date again, I would ask someone what their favorite movie is. And now you're yelling at me about Oppenheimer.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay, Because I've nursing Godfather. So I'm just using Oppenheimer as an example. To me, those are like, okay, same. The same guy would say those movies. Same guy would say those movies. So I'm just like. To me, that is just. I just think it's different. I just think that the people are so up their ass about movies like that. And you know who it is? It's the directors of those movies. The man whoever directed those movies. And no, I don't know their names.

[Jordan Myrick]

But I. Christopher Nolan, listen up. Has something to say to you old ass men.

[Kendall Landriff]

He's not those Oscars. Well, Christopher Nolan's not talking about Christopher Nolan. No, I'm not talking about Oppenheimer anymore.

[Jordan Myrick]

Are you? No, sorry, John. She's not talking about Francis Ford Coppola. I hate to break it to you.

[Kendall Landriff]

But who is the old guy. The old guy?

[Jordan Myrick]

Who are you talking about?

[Kendall Landriff]

The old guy. He's at every Oscars and he just sits there. Yes, Martin Scorsese. Well, I'll tell you, if you ask Martin Scorsese what his favorite movie, I guarantee young Martin Scorsese would probably say Oppenheimer if he was a young person. Now your water just fell over. So that's why. Because I'm like the same men who are saying Godfather's my favorite movie. Those are the men who think that I want to watch a four hour movie of a bunch of men wearing suits that look the same. I can't even tell who they are because they all look the exactly the same. I don't know who the characters are.

[Jordan Myrick]

Martin Scorsese seems really nice. He makes tiktoks with his daugh. And Martin, if you want to come on the podcast, we'd love to have you.

[Kendall Landriff]

Yes. Martin Scorsese is amazing. I'm not trying to like, but I'm just.

[Jordan Myrick]

Name one Martin Scorsese's movie.

[Kendall Landriff]

Don't. Don't.

[Jordan Myrick]

Can I say my third thing?

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah, sorry.

[Jordan Myrick]

Literally no one brought up Oppenheimer. Okay, go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Kendall Landriff]

I'm done. I'm done.

[Jordan Myrick]

That was so crazy. That was like being attacked. We've answered two questions. Look how long you've. It's. The episode's almost over. Look how long you've been yelling. You just talked about Poly Family and about Oppenheimer. Go ahead. Great pieces of American media. I didn't think of a third thing because you've been yelling at me the whole time. So I need one second.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay, we'll take a minute.

[Jordan Myrick]

I would probably ask someone their favorite food.

[Kendall Landriff]

Okay.

[Jordan Myrick]

Because I think that's really telling. I also think the way that people speak about food says a lot about whether or not they are racist. So I think that is a really helpful thing to know. Yes. You guys know what I'm talking about.

[Kendall Landriff]

I do know what you're talking about.

[Jordan Myrick]

For example, like, Indian food is my favorite food. And then like, you meet some people who are like, Indian food, it's just too spicy. And I'm like, you're racist. Shut up. Like, do you know what I mean?

[Kendall Landriff]

Like, I feel like, you know what? We hear so much in la. Like, we've gone to people, we've got, like, we've met people at like events and stuff. We're like, oh, do you like la? And they're like, we've heard multiple people say the food in LA is bad. The food Bad.

[Jordan Myrick]

If you can't find a good thing to eat in la, you are. I can't say what I want to say because we'll get demonetized. You are a bad person. I'll say that you're a bad person.

[Kendall Landriff]

Where are you eating? You're eating it like you're. You're going to a place and getting a $30 breakfast burrito.

[Jordan Myrick]

Well, that's what happens.

[Kendall Landriff]

Like sage.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yes. People come to L. A and what they do is they come to L. A, they go to erewhon, they get $100 worth of food at Erewhon, they go to in and out, and then they're like, oh, the food in LA is bad. And I'm like, that's because you're an idiot. That's not. This beautiful, multicultural city spread. Some people yell at me all the time on the Internet. I'll say LA is one of the food capitals of the world. And they be like, yeah, right. Oh, yeah, right. Sounds like you. What are you talking about? LA has the most diverse population of almost any city in the world.

[Kendall Landriff]

Right.

[Jordan Myrick]

You can find any kind of cuisine here. You can find people from all over the world.

[Kendall Landriff]

Well, that's the thing. It's like, you can't. People are always saying, because when I see on the comments of your videos, people like, well, clearly they've never been out of America. Whatever. I'm not trying to sound so annoying, but when we went to Japan, for example, okay, literally some of the best food I've ever had had miss it every day, literally, because it was so accessible, not because I'd never had anything like that.

[Jordan Myrick]

Sure.

[Kendall Landriff]

And so we were making some video in LA and we were like, this is some of the best sushi I've ever had. And people are like, oh, you've never. Clearly you've never been to Japan. And we're like, well, we have been to Japan. We had some of the best sushi there. But we were literally just at a restaurant in LA where, guess what? The reason this is here is because the. The sushi, this, the person making the food just moved from Japan where you had a successful restaurant in Japan. What are you talking about? It's like the. The it. So it also.

[Jordan Myrick]

You can find good food anywhere. Like, I've had some of the best Sichuan style Chinese food I've ever had in West Lafayette, Indiana. I'm just like, yeah, people from all over, live all over. I don't know. But I think the way that people speak about food can be a big indicator of if they're open minded or closed minded if they're racist or have racial biases. I think it can tell you a lot about a person. And I'm not judging you based on what your answer is. I think you can be like, I'm gonna be honest with you. I love Taco Bell. Taco Bell's my favorite food. And I would be like, that's great. I love Taco Bell too. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. But I think that looking down on the food of other cultures, I think being really into food that is bad, but very expensive. If someone was like, the Erewhon breakfast burrito is my favorite food, I probably would not go on a second date with them. Sorry. It's an extremely expensive breakfast burrito.

[Kendall Landriff]

Can I say I've had it? Yeah.

[Jordan Myrick]

And it doesn't taste that good.

[Kendall Landriff]

It's dry. It's dry. And people hype up their one breakfast burrito. It's so dry. There's like, nothing. Really.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah. It's just. Okay. So I think that's something that would make me be like, ooh, I don't know. Because I'd be like, why are you doing that? I think there are very few answers I would judge, but the answers that I would judge would be the ones that were like, you like things that are all pomp and circumstance with no real substance to it, you know?

[Kendall Landriff]

Yeah. But also then, like, self, like, knowing yourself. Because I think I have this a lot. There's a lot of stuff like that that I like where I'm like, well, I. Some of my favorite restaurants, terrible food, love the ambiance.

[Jordan Myrick]

But you.

[Kendall Landriff]

But I know about myself. I'm not going up. People going, you've gotta go to this place, whatever. Say the place Castaway.

[Jordan Myrick]

You have to go to Castaway. And Burbank. I've taken.

[Kendall Landriff]

I think you do have to go, actually. I do think you do.

[Jordan Myrick]

To cast away for our anniversary a couple years ago ago, we ordered, I kid you not, maybe 500 worth of food. Why? Because Kendall wanted everything on the menu. Fine, whatever. I want her to be happy. Then the waiter is like, well, you can't not get the cauliflower.

[Kendall Landriff]

That's never been a sentence anyone's ever said. Okay, you can always skip the cauliflower.

[Jordan Myrick]

Yeah, you can't not get the cauliflower. You can't not get the cauliflower. Okay, so we got the cauliflower. This man brings me a steamed head of cauliflower.

[Kendall Landriff]

No sauce.

[Jordan Myrick]

No sauce.

[Kendall Landriff]

No seasoning, no sauce, no seasoning. $30.

[Jordan Myrick]

$30. He gives us water from an already opened bottle that's sitting at our table that we serve ourselves $12 a bottle.

[Kendall Landriff]

Well, and now after that experience, Jordan was traumatized. The poor waiters we deal with now, they'll come up and be like, and do you want sparkling or still, Jordan? Tap.

[Jordan Myrick]

Tap.

[Kendall Landriff]

I want tap.

[Jordan Myrick]

I want tap. I couldn't believe it. Already opened bottles of water, like the bottles that I used to have at restaurants and I would just fill, but it's also not good. Anyway, Cassoway, at Burbank, I have big, big beef with you, and if you want to fix it, invite me in to have a $500, and I have.

[Kendall Landriff]

No beef with you. And I'm actually. But the view there is amazing. But I would never tell someone to go. If someone went, what's a food you need to eat? I would never say go to Castaway, but if someone's like, what's a restaurant that's romantic for a date, I would say Castaway is super romantic. Do one more question. Can you, like, scroll really fast? I know we're running out of time, but I'm just, like, missing our viewers, and I, like, want to talk to them a little bit.

[Jordan Myrick]

Okay, this person wants to know, oh, this is a fun one, A sweet one where we can say good things after yelling for a while. What dropout cast member would you love to have on the pod? Pod.

[Kendall Landriff]

Oh, that's funny. We've had a lot of them. I mean, I'll tell you who I want to have on the pod, which is so attainable. So I don't know why we haven't is Lily Dew, who is one of our best friends.

[Jordan Myrick]

She's had ideas for topics, but then been like, wait, I actually can't do that, or whatever. So it hasn't happened yet. She will be on the podcast eventually.

[Kendall Landriff]

I can't wait. Well, Lily and I are like. I feel like twins. I just feel like Lily and I, since we met, are the same energy, and I love her so much, which.

[Jordan Myrick]

Is so funny, because I don't think anyone that knows the two of you would say that, but I think you two really are on the same wavelength.

[Kendall Landriff]

We're on the same.

[Jordan Myrick]

My ADHD gals.

[Kendall Landriff]

People have told me after watching Lily and I converse that they were like, we could not understand what the two of you were saying.

[Jordan Myrick]

They're not speaking to each other. They're speaking at each other. They're happy as not looking at each other. Neither one of them finishes A single sentence. They're talking about two totally different topics, but they're just as happy as they could be.

[Kendall Landriff]

And I think that's having the time of their life. So then what about you? You.

[Jordan Myrick]

I mean, obviously anyone. I'm. You know, I'm so biased because we're all friends with them. I mean, I. Eventually, we gotta have Ali Beardsley on. I love Ali so much. Ali's the best. And Ali has their own podcast called Gender Spiral. That's really incredible. So you should definitely go listen to that. But Ali's just so busy that we haven't synced up on dates and times. But, yeah, eventually I gotta get Allie. But I mean, like, any. Like, we talked to Vic about doing the podcast. Vic's gonna come do it at some point. We love Lisa Gilroy. We're good friends with Jacob Wysocki.

[Kendall Landriff]

Oh, Jacob.

[Jordan Myrick]

And he's. And Jeremy and Kimya.

[Kendall Landriff]

I love everybody. That's the fun thing about the Dropout cast is it's like, truly, everyone's very close friends, but not friends from doing Dropout. Like, these are people that we've known.

[Jordan Myrick]

For a really long time.

[Kendall Landriff]

Years. I mean, literally, you were on improv teams, indie improv teams, with, like, all of these people. In New York.

[Jordan Myrick]

In New York, none of you guys.

[Kendall Landriff]

All you guys had regular jobs, and now you all happen to just, like. I mean, I guess that happened to. But you all now are doing Dropout together, and I think that's what makes it such a special place, so.

[Jordan Myrick]

Really?

[Kendall Landriff]

Anyone? Yeah, anyway, yeah, but I thought that.

[Jordan Myrick]

Was a fun one to end on since you got so upset about Oppenheimer.

[Kendall Landriff]

Oh, my God. You know what's sick about that whole thing is that you were the one saying someone who said the Godfather would be annoying, and then I was, like, backing you up, and then it became that, like, you loved Oppenheimer. I'm like, what?

[Jordan Myrick]

Thanks so much for watching this week. Once again, we're an independently funded podcast, so if you like us, please make sure to, like, comment, subscribe, follow us on all social media platforms, and go check out our Patreon.

[Kendall Landriff]

If you're listening to us anywhere, make sure to review us on that podcasting platform. It really helps us out. We're on YouTube. Subscribe, like, comment, and just have a super awesome week.

[Jordan Myrick]

All right, Happy Monday. Bye.

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