Podcast Summary: Happy Wife Happy Life – Episode 71: We Give YOUR Dating Profiles A MAKEOVER

Release Date: July 7, 2025
Hosts: Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick

Introduction

In Episode 71 of Happy Wife Happy Life, hosts Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick embark on an exciting segment where they transform the dating profiles of their listeners. Drawing inspiration from the popular makeover style of Queer Eye, Kendahl and Jordan aim to enhance these profiles to help listeners secure more meaningful connections. Their approach combines humor, genuine advice, and a deep understanding of the nuances of online dating.

Setting the Stage: Hosts' Personal Insights

Before diving into the makeovers, Kendahl and Jordan share snippets of their personal lives, illustrating their dynamic relationship and mutual support. This light-hearted conversation sets a relatable tone for listeners, emphasizing that even though they're "unqualified comedians," their in-depth experience with social media and online interactions equips them well for the task at hand.

• Kendahl: "On dating apps, there's so much pressure on the answers to be like, 'Oh my God, what do I say?'" ([10:10])

Profile Makeover: Taylor

Profile Overview: Taylor is a 26-year-old professional working in branded merchandising. Her profile includes multiple photos and a bio highlighting her interests.

Feedback and Suggestions:

• Photo Analysis:

  • First Photo: A group shot that Kendahl praises for its relaxed and approachable vibe.
    • Jordan: "The hot dog makes you seem relaxed, approachable, chill.” ([12:00])
  • Sunglasses Issue: Both hosts note that sunglasses in the first photo obscure Taylor's eyes, potentially limiting genuine connections.
    • Kendahl: "No eyes. But I don't mind that because I think it piques an interest.” ([12:59])

• Bio Enhancement:

  • Original Bio: "Live music, stand up comedy, exploring the city, and new tattoos. What's your favorite spot in Metro? ATL."
  • Suggestions:
    • Add specificity to interests to create conversation starters.
      • Jordan: "Specify what kind of live music, like 'live folk music.'" ([14:36])
    • Clarify relationship preferences to avoid confusion.
      • Kendahl: "If you want a long-term relationship, just say it.” ([16:08])

• Overall Rating:

  • Kendahl: "I give it five eyes." ([26:54])
  • Jordan: "4.5 eyes.” ([26:57])

Profile Makeover: Corey

Profile Overview: Corey is depicted with photos showcasing social activities and personal interests, including a photo with a child and another highlighting theater involvement.

Feedback and Suggestions:

• Photo Analysis:

  • First Photo: A vintage-styled Christmas photo that Kendahl finds sweet but notes may appear outdated.
    • Kendall: "It looks like it was taken in 1992.” ([29:14])
  • Child's Photo: Concern over the child's presence and the need for clarity on who the child is.
    • Jordan: "There's no face in this photo. Get that face." ([33:28])
  • Theater Photo: Ambiguity in the setting makes it hard to connect the image to Corey's personality.
    • Kendahl: "It looks like a prison." ([35:09])

• Bio Enhancement:

  • Original Bio: "Writer, Actor, Pop Culture enjoyer. I will always love my AMC A List membership more than you. Let's get coffee and go for long drives. Playing each other music. What was the story of your first kiss?"
  • Suggestions:
    • Replace potentially off-putting prompts with engaging alternatives.
      • Jordan: "Change 'I will always love my AMC A List membership more than you' to something less confrontational.” ([30:15])
    • Encourage vulnerability with a twist.
      • Kendall: "Change the 'first kiss' question to something fun like 'Tell me your worst date story.'" ([31:08])

• Overall Rating:

  • Kendahl: "4.5 wives." ([27:23])
  • Jordan: "4 wives." ([27:18])

Profile Makeover: Nova

Profile Overview: Nova, a 26-year-old student from Pittsburgh, presents a profile with photos ranging from serious to casual, along with a bio detailing interests and personal attributes.

Feedback and Suggestions:

• Photo Analysis:

  • First Photo: A serious image that Kendahl suggests replacing with a more engaging and fun photo.
    • Kendall: "This is too serious for a first photo.” ([45:01])
  • Grad Outfit Photo: Questions about the authenticity and setting of the graduation-themed image.
    • Jordan: "Is this from a play? It looks like a J." ([35:30])
  • Casual Photo: A dynamic shot that reflects Nova's personality and interests.
    • Kendall: "This is the exact type of photo I'm talking about.” ([52:43])

• Bio Enhancement:

  • Original Bio: "I'm a very interesting person with very boring interests. Looking for someone at UCSB. Let's hang out in the library and I'll show you all the dusty obscure DVDs I found."
  • Suggestions:
    • Inject humor and specificity to make the bio more engaging.
      • Jordan: "Replace 'empathy' with more specific interests like 'interested in liberal politics or volunteering.'" ([47:26])
    • Encourage clarity and conversational prompts.
      • Kendall: "Instead of 'first kiss,' use something like 'tell me your worst date story.'" ([31:30])

• Overall Rating:

  • Kendahl: "4.5 out of 5 wives." ([55:25])
  • Jordan: "4 out of 5 wives." ([55:26])

Key Takeaways and Insights

1. Photo Selection is Crucial:

   • Clarity Over Mystery: While some intrigue (like sunglasses) can pique interest, it's essential to ensure that your face is visible to foster genuine connections.
   • Authenticity Matters: Photos should reflect your true personality and interests without being overly staged or ambiguous.

2. Bio Content Should Be Specific and Engaging:

   • Conversation Starters: Including specific interests or unique prompts can encourage meaningful interactions.
   • Honesty and Clarity: Clearly stating what you're looking for helps attract compatible matches and sets proper expectations.

3. Balance Humor and Sincerity:

   • Avoid Negativity: While humor is encouraged, it should not come at the expense of appearing disinterested or off-putting.
   • Show Vulnerability Tastefully: Sharing relatable experiences or light-hearted stories can make profiles more approachable.

4. Avoid Common Pitfalls:

   • Over-Editing Photos: Heavy filters or ambiguous backgrounds can distract from your true self.
   • Misleading Information: Ensure that all aspects of your profile, from photos to bios, accurately represent who you are and what you're seeking.

Conclusion

Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick expertly navigate the intricacies of online dating by providing insightful, humorous, and practical advice on enhancing dating profiles. Their detailed critiques and personalized suggestions offer listeners valuable strategies to present their authentic selves and foster meaningful connections in the digital dating landscape. Whether it's refining photo selections or crafting engaging bios, this episode serves as a comprehensive guide for anyone looking to elevate their online presence.

Note: For extended content and additional profile makeovers, listeners are encouraged to join the hosts on their Patreon platform.