71: We Give YOUR Dating Profiles A MAKEOVER

Summary

Podcast Summary: Happy Wife Happy Life – Episode 71: We Give YOUR Dating Profiles A MAKEOVER

Release Date: July 7, 2025
Hosts: Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick

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Introduction

In Episode 71 of Happy Wife Happy Life, hosts Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick embark on an exciting segment where they transform the dating profiles of their listeners. Drawing inspiration from the popular makeover style of Queer Eye, Kendahl and Jordan aim to enhance these profiles to help listeners secure more meaningful connections. Their approach combines humor, genuine advice, and a deep understanding of the nuances of online dating.

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Setting the Stage: Hosts' Personal Insights

Before diving into the makeovers, Kendahl and Jordan share snippets of their personal lives, illustrating their dynamic relationship and mutual support. This light-hearted conversation sets a relatable tone for listeners, emphasizing that even though they're "unqualified comedians," their in-depth experience with social media and online interactions equips them well for the task at hand.

• Kendahl: "On dating apps, there's so much pressure on the answers to be like, 'Oh my God, what do I say?'" ([10:10])

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Profile Makeover: Taylor

Profile Overview: Taylor is a 26-year-old professional working in branded merchandising. Her profile includes multiple photos and a bio highlighting her interests.

Feedback and Suggestions:

• Photo Analysis:

  • First Photo: A group shot that Kendahl praises for its relaxed and approachable vibe.
    • Jordan: "The hot dog makes you seem relaxed, approachable, chill.” ([12:00])
  • Sunglasses Issue: Both hosts note that sunglasses in the first photo obscure Taylor's eyes, potentially limiting genuine connections.
    • Kendahl: "No eyes. But I don't mind that because I think it piques an interest.” ([12:59])

• Bio Enhancement:

  • Original Bio: "Live music, stand up comedy, exploring the city, and new tattoos. What's your favorite spot in Metro? ATL."
  • Suggestions:
    • Add specificity to interests to create conversation starters.
      • Jordan: "Specify what kind of live music, like 'live folk music.'" ([14:36])
    • Clarify relationship preferences to avoid confusion.
      • Kendahl: "If you want a long-term relationship, just say it.” ([16:08])

• Overall Rating:

  • Kendahl: "I give it five eyes." ([26:54])
  • Jordan: "4.5 eyes.” ([26:57])

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Profile Makeover: Corey

Profile Overview: Corey is depicted with photos showcasing social activities and personal interests, including a photo with a child and another highlighting theater involvement.

Feedback and Suggestions:

• Photo Analysis:

  • First Photo: A vintage-styled Christmas photo that Kendahl finds sweet but notes may appear outdated.
    • Kendall: "It looks like it was taken in 1992.” ([29:14])
  • Child's Photo: Concern over the child's presence and the need for clarity on who the child is.
    • Jordan: "There's no face in this photo. Get that face." ([33:28])
  • Theater Photo: Ambiguity in the setting makes it hard to connect the image to Corey's personality.
    • Kendahl: "It looks like a prison." ([35:09])

• Bio Enhancement:

  • Original Bio: "Writer, Actor, Pop Culture enjoyer. I will always love my AMC A List membership more than you. Let's get coffee and go for long drives. Playing each other music. What was the story of your first kiss?"
  • Suggestions:
    • Replace potentially off-putting prompts with engaging alternatives.
      • Jordan: "Change 'I will always love my AMC A List membership more than you' to something less confrontational.” ([30:15])
    • Encourage vulnerability with a twist.
      • Kendall: "Change the 'first kiss' question to something fun like 'Tell me your worst date story.'" ([31:08])

• Overall Rating:

  • Kendahl: "4.5 wives." ([27:23])
  • Jordan: "4 wives." ([27:18])

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Profile Makeover: Nova

Profile Overview: Nova, a 26-year-old student from Pittsburgh, presents a profile with photos ranging from serious to casual, along with a bio detailing interests and personal attributes.

Feedback and Suggestions:

• Photo Analysis:

  • First Photo: A serious image that Kendahl suggests replacing with a more engaging and fun photo.
    • Kendall: "This is too serious for a first photo.” ([45:01])
  • Grad Outfit Photo: Questions about the authenticity and setting of the graduation-themed image.
    • Jordan: "Is this from a play? It looks like a J." ([35:30])
  • Casual Photo: A dynamic shot that reflects Nova's personality and interests.
    • Kendall: "This is the exact type of photo I'm talking about.” ([52:43])

• Bio Enhancement:

  • Original Bio: "I'm a very interesting person with very boring interests. Looking for someone at UCSB. Let's hang out in the library and I'll show you all the dusty obscure DVDs I found."
  • Suggestions:
    • Inject humor and specificity to make the bio more engaging.
      • Jordan: "Replace 'empathy' with more specific interests like 'interested in liberal politics or volunteering.'" ([47:26])
    • Encourage clarity and conversational prompts.
      • Kendall: "Instead of 'first kiss,' use something like 'tell me your worst date story.'" ([31:30])

• Overall Rating:

  • Kendahl: "4.5 out of 5 wives." ([55:25])
  • Jordan: "4 out of 5 wives." ([55:26])

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Key Takeaways and Insights

1. Photo Selection is Crucial:

   • Clarity Over Mystery: While some intrigue (like sunglasses) can pique interest, it's essential to ensure that your face is visible to foster genuine connections.
   • Authenticity Matters: Photos should reflect your true personality and interests without being overly staged or ambiguous.

2. Bio Content Should Be Specific and Engaging:

   • Conversation Starters: Including specific interests or unique prompts can encourage meaningful interactions.
   • Honesty and Clarity: Clearly stating what you're looking for helps attract compatible matches and sets proper expectations.

3. Balance Humor and Sincerity:

   • Avoid Negativity: While humor is encouraged, it should not come at the expense of appearing disinterested or off-putting.
   • Show Vulnerability Tastefully: Sharing relatable experiences or light-hearted stories can make profiles more approachable.

4. Avoid Common Pitfalls:

   • Over-Editing Photos: Heavy filters or ambiguous backgrounds can distract from your true self.
   • Misleading Information: Ensure that all aspects of your profile, from photos to bios, accurately represent who you are and what you're seeking.

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Conclusion

Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick expertly navigate the intricacies of online dating by providing insightful, humorous, and practical advice on enhancing dating profiles. Their detailed critiques and personalized suggestions offer listeners valuable strategies to present their authentic selves and foster meaningful connections in the digital dating landscape. Whether it's refining photo selections or crafting engaging bios, this episode serves as a comprehensive guide for anyone looking to elevate their online presence.

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Note: For extended content and additional profile makeovers, listeners are encouraged to join the hosts on their Patreon platform.

Transcript

[Kendall Landreth]

Welcome to Happy Wife, Happy Life.

[Jordan Myron]

We're your hosts.

[Kendall Landreth]

I'm Kendall Landreth.

[Jordan Myron]

And I'm Jordan Myron.

[Kendall Landreth]

And we are two incredibly unqualified but.

[Jordan Myron]

Deeply in love comedians who are here to help you with all things relationship. And on today's episode, we are giving makeovers to the dating profiles of our listeners. Kendall, happy Monday.

[Kendall Landreth]

Happy Monday, Jordan. I have just, I've just been loving you recently. Can I say that?

[Jordan Myron]

Kendall always says stuff like that to me. She goes, you know what? I have just been loving you recently. Which I think is really cute and really sweet, but also implies that sometimes she doesn't love me. No.

[Kendall Landreth]

But you know, when there's like an extra, I don't know, long term couples know this, where it's like, I always love you. I'm always in love with you. I'd always do anything for you. But sometimes there's like, you know, months where it's just a little like, maybe, I don't know what the word is, like, nothing bad, but just like you're not like getting. Maybe it's just we don't get to see each other as much.

[Jordan Myron]

I think busy.

[Kendall Landreth]

Or we're like, this past month we were filming a movie, so we didn't really get to see each other a ton. Like all these types of things add up and, and then also separately, sometimes you're just like in an arguing moment in your relationship. Do you know what I mean?

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

Or like you're just always like, oh my God, she's like irritating me. Or like little things just like get to you and then you'll have these like months where you're like, it's like we're falling in love all over again.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. I think it's beautiful. I think sometimes the external forces interfere. Like. Yeah, you're both too busy with work or you're both feeling like sad or depressed. And I think right now would seem like a time because so much bad stuff is going on in the world that our relationship would be really rocky. But I think sometimes that's when we're the most locked in.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yes, yes, I agree. So we've had a lot of night. We've been really. Also, I feel like anytime we've been really busy for a long time, we do. We're like, okay, we're going to plan a lot of free time where it's just us at our house and we really thrive in that. When that's going on 100%.

[Jordan Myron]

We love being at home.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay, say what you're going to say. Say What? Like, I think you should be saying.

[Jordan Myron]

Okay, well, I will address that. You. You all know this has now transitioned into a half dating, half horse podcast.

[Kendall Landreth]

Which, as it should.

[Jordan Myron]

And I did go watch Kendall horseback ride.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, it was such an exciting moment for me. I was so excited because Jordan was supposed to see me horseback ride a couple weeks ago, but the morning of my lesson, I had a seizure.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

So you kind of got to see something else.

[Jordan Myron]

Famously.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, famously. Everyone was talking about it. I had a seizure, and so I didn't get to go, even though I tried to talk everyone into still letting me go because I really don't want to miss it. And then I've been so sick because of that that I had to cancel my next couple weeks of lessons. Anyways, finally Jordan gets to come to.

[Jordan Myron]

My horseback riding lesson.

[Kendall Landreth]

I was just so excited. I felt I literally put on, like, a fully different outfit. Usually wear the same horseback riding outfit made for comfort, but when, you know, my Jordan was coming, I had to put on this sexy little cowgirl outfit. And I remember I walked out in my clothes, and Jordan goes, your midriff is showing. You can't have your midriff showing on.

[Jordan Myron]

A horse that feels, like, dangerous, right? Yeah. Probably riding a motorcycle.

[Kendall Landreth]

I was like, yeah, I'm trying to.

[Jordan Myron]

Look sexy for you.

[Kendall Landreth]

I was like, this isn't even staying on while the horse is being ridden.

[Jordan Myron]

Well, and then we got there, and we're, like, walking around everywhere and looking around whenever the horseback riding instructor is nowhere to be found. And I do just have to say, people who work with horses have no sense of urgency.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, I guess they're not held accountable a lot because they're mostly just talking to horses.

[Jordan Myron]

I guess that's true, but I'm like, this woman, nice as can be, strolls up 15 minutes late and is just like, I forgot what day it was.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yes, I was relieved because I was like, I immediately assumed, like, I think anyone who struggles with memory or ADHD stuff can relate to this. Anytime something goes wrong, I'm like, it's my fault. I don't know what happened, but I guarantee it's no one else's fault but mine. So immediately I'm like, oh, my God. I've got Jordan out on this ranch at 8am and it was hot. It's so hot. I, I. And, like, I'm in my helmet and my cowgirl boots and, like, the. I probably got the wrong day. And then when she showed up, I was so relieved. Tell me what you thought of me on that Horse, like, give me an in detail. Like, I don't want just. It was awesome. Like, every moment feeling you had, you were so happy.

[Jordan Myron]

And that is all I ever want. I just want you to be happy. And it's like incredible to see someone you love feel happy. It's cool to be around a horse. Horses seem cool. Yeah, it's cool.

[Kendall Landreth]

What was like, your thought when I first got on the horse?

[Jordan Myron]

I hate to do this to you. I think you're wanting more, like moment to moment reactions I had.

[Kendall Landreth]

That is what I'm wanting.

[Jordan Myron]

Unfortunately, I don't have that. It was kind of just one general wash of like, horses are cool. And I'm so glad you're happy because it wasn't like, no, but there's no.

[Kendall Landreth]

Way when I started running on the horse. Well, I wasn't running. The horse is running. What did you think then? You weren't like, whoa.

[Jordan Myron]

I have to be honest with you, and I don't mean this in a way that's demeaning to what you're doing, but do you know how when like, you're running or you're doing something that like, feels really fast and then you see a video of it and you're like, oh, it's like, not as fast as I. Yeah. Felt like it was.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

Like watching you on the horse was so awesome. Like, the horse was beautiful. You were beautiful. You seemed like you were having the time of your life. I was so happy for you. You on the horse walking and you on the horse, like, trotting were not that different of speed.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay. Well, we went into a canter twice.

[Jordan Myron]

Okay. And once again, I thought that.

[Kendall Landreth]

Were you not paying attention for that or.

[Jordan Myron]

I was. I watched the. Honey, I watched the whole time.

[Kendall Landreth]

This is an example in a relationship when you should lie.

[Jordan Myron]

But why do I need to lie?

[Kendall Landreth]

Because you should have been absolutely changed by this experience.

[Jordan Myron]

I was, but I wasn't changed moment to moment. Do you know what I mean? You're like, well, what did you think? When I got on the horse, I was like, it was exactly what I envisioned.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, you thought about it? You get.

[Jordan Myron]

Horse looked exactly like what I thought you getting on a horse would look like. But I think it probably feels more wild because getting on the horse, the horse is very high up.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, very high up.

[Jordan Myron]

But from standing, it doesn't look that wild.

[Kendall Landreth]

I'm just messing.

[Jordan Myron]

So I was like, I'm so happy that you're on this horse. And then when you were on. I was like, oh, you're. You Seemingly are doing a great job. I also know nothing about horses. Let's say you did like, you could cooked a big meal and I was watching you and I was like, whoa. She's like, really, like, doing an incredible Brunois on those vegetables. That's something I know about. So I can be like, impressed by more my minutia.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

But on a horse, I'm just like, whoa. It's really cool. You're on a horse and I love that you're happy.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, next time I'll try to Bruno the horse, whatever that is.

[Jordan Myron]

If you knew what that meant, you would not be saying it.

[Kendall Landreth]

I'm just kidding with you though. I. You were really sweet at the lesson, very supportive, and I just have to say I'm just loving you this week.

[Jordan Myron]

Thank you. I have some good news for you too. I just received an email.

[Kendall Landreth]

What?

[Jordan Myron]

Our fabric swatches are on their way.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, my God. I'm being so mature this week, you guys. Let me tell you, there is a chair that I've wanted for so long. So long. It is the. Actually, I'm not. I can't say. Because if it sells out. Yeah, I can't.

[Jordan Myron]

I dropped the chair. Once we purchase the chair, once it's.

[Kendall Landreth]

In my house, I'm obsessed with the chair. I've wanted it for so long. It's a huge chair and it's also very expensive. I. So we've. I've not bought it for a really long time because it feels crazy. It feels absolutely crazy. It is probably like the first big piece of furniture that's not like we bought a couch, which is expensive, but a couch feels like. Yeah, of course you have to have a couch.

[Jordan Myron]

And our couch was not that expensive. We have like the $1,000 Costco couch.

[Kendall Landreth]

You guys.

[Jordan Myron]

It's gigantic. It's like the size of a king size bed. It's unbelievable. And everyone should own it. But $1,000 for a huge couch like that is also look very reasonable.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, also, this is separate, but it's really funny because. So one of the features of the couch is that it can be made into a bed, but are like, you can. You can change the way the squares of the couch are to make it into a huge bed. But our apartment is so small that it can only fit in our house if it's in the bed feature.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

So it's always in the bed feature. So even when we have, like, guests over, they have to, like, crawl into it. It's really fun.

[Jordan Myron]

People call it the conversation pit because that's what it feels like? It feels like a 1970s conversation because it's, like, deep, and you crawl into it and you can all sit and talk, and it's so comfortable.

[Kendall Landreth]

And when our friends. Babies come over, it's nice because if you put pillows on one side, it becomes a pack and play 100%. It's incredible. But I. So. But that's like. Even if we spent more than $1,000, it's like a couch feels very. Like, of course you have to buy a couch. That's part of having a house. But this is literally just a chair to be like. This is a luxury chair I own that I can maybe read in.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. It's a huge circular chair that's going to go in our office for Kendall to sit in and read.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

And you've wanted it for so long, we've, like, saved up to buy it.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

But we couldn't decide what color. So I was like, you know what? We should order some fabric swatches from.

[Kendall Landreth]

The company, which I was very brave.

[Jordan Myron]

But I was like, I don't wanna do that. I wanna buy the couch right now.

[Kendall Landreth]

But you could see it. No. What did I really do, though? I went, yes, great.

[Jordan Myron]

I know. I could tell you were upset that you wanted the chair immediately.

[Kendall Landreth]

I wanted it.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

I wanted it immediately. And I'm not really patient. So, like, when it comes to swatches and stuff, I'm kind of like, well. Well, even having a color I don't like would be better than not having the couch for two more seconds. Like, I can't. But I was really brave and really mature, and I. And so I ordered the swatches, and they're being delivered, and that's awesome. And I'm happy and I'm excited, and I can wait for the couch. It's fine.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. I was just like, I can't spend this much money on a chair and not know that you're gonna like the color.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah. I'm so excited for it, though. It's gonna be so nice. And we gardened a lot this week, which was really great.

[Jordan Myron]

We've had a nice week.

[Kendall Landreth]

We've had a really nice week. We're just loving you, Kendall.

[Jordan Myron]

I think this is perfect. I think we're in a really good head space. We've had a. A good weekend. And today we have had listeners send in their dating profiles, which is so fun. And we are going to give them a Queer Eye style makeover to their dating profiles, hopefully to help them get more dates. Our qualifications is we both spend a lot of time on the dating apps. I think we both had probably very charming dating app profiles.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh my God.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah, I think we're good because we're in this industry, we, we work in social media, we're performers, we're good at kind of the forward facing elements of things and being like, this is what we want you to glean from what we post, what we show. And I think we'll, we'll do a good job at this.

[Kendall Landreth]

And it's such a hard balance. Like dating apps are so hard because first of all, it like, I feel like the reason they put questions on there is to make people feel better about the process. So they're not just going off looks. But really they are because I am just like, really, I feel. Well, no, I think I, I will see, I don't read the answers of people I don't think are hot. So if I. So I think to me it's like, I think if I see someone I think is hot, also not hot, like anyone I see who's a model, but like a person who I would be attracted to.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

Then I go and I read the questions and if they have something that I find really like, ugh, I don't like that at all. Then I'm like, no, obviously I'm not like looks over everything. But when you're doing a dating app, I don't think I'm like, oh, I think this person, I would never be attracted to them. Let me check their answers first. No, that we just don't have time. There's too many people. So I think the answers are sometimes helpful way later in kind of the process.

[Jordan Myron]

I hear that.

[Kendall Landreth]

And a good conversation starter. But I think when you're making the profile, there's so much pressure on the answers to be like, oh my God, what do I say? That makes me seem. And it's such a balance of being like, I need to seem different, but I can't seem like I'm seeming different. And I need to be funny, but not too funny where it's a joke and I need to like. It's so much to think about. So I think having different eyes on it, new eyes on it, it would be. Is good.

[Jordan Myron]

It's great. And people who aren't your friends, because your friends will not always give you a reliable answer.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, I could be like, if you'll have me, I, I'll ask my listeners because I mean, you've sent in these, so I'm assuming you do want advice. I can be like, that's not A good picture. You think it's a good picture because of this, but it's actually not a good.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes. 100. All right, well, are you ready to hop?

[Kendall Landreth]

Yes, I am. Okay. I'm so excited. And also, this is kind of blind react. Like, I haven't really seen.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes. So we've not really seen these. So this is really getting the first reaction to it. Okay, so this is Taylor.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay. That is a great first picture.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

I think you can disagree with me.

[Jordan Myron]

No, I agree.

[Kendall Landreth]

I would swipe on this.

[Jordan Myron]

I agree. I 100% agree. I think the outfit, great. The peak of the tattoo, fun, sexy. The hot dog makes you seem relaxed, approachable, chill. Like you don't take yourself too seriously. Like, it feels very fun and effortless, but positive and lighthearted. And that's what I like about it.

[Kendall Landreth]

I also do think, and maybe this is crazy, but it's clear someone else took the photo. And that was a real turn on for me. I think it's very rare that I would swipe on someone who had selfies. I mean, if it was later in there. Okay.

[Jordan Myron]

But the first photo. First picture, a selfie or a professionally taken photo, never.

[Kendall Landreth]

And it should never have someone else in it. I need to know who it is. But this to me is like, you were having a fun night out with your friends and you took this picture. Now, if you did set up a timer for this photo, that's actually crazy. But I wouldn't know.

[Jordan Myron]

Absolutely. My only qualm as the first photo is sunglasses.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay.

[Jordan Myron]

No eyes.

[Kendall Landreth]

No. But I don't mind that because I think it piques an interest. I think there were people that I would see the first photo. Do you know when you, like, see a first photo and you're like, oh, my God, this person's like the hottest person I've ever seen. And then you start scrolling and you're like, actually, who is that person in the first photo? Like, am I confused? Is this another person? So I think sometimes a sunglasses can make me scroll more.

[Jordan Myron]

Okay. So I think there's two ways that you could go with it then. Sunglasses create intrigue, or they could potentially limit your connection with someone because the eyes are the windows to the soul, as they say. All right, John, let's scroll up. I go crazy for live music, stand up comedy, exploring the city, and new tattoos. What's your favorite spot in Metro? Atl.

[Kendall Landreth]

Is that Atlanta?

[Jordan Myron]

Yes, it is.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay. I love it.

[Jordan Myron]

I think it's great. Live music, stand up comedy, exploring the city. New tattoo is great. I think all things also that open you up to being invited to do things. So someone could see this and say, oh great. Like I have this stand up I like that's doing a show. I have this band I like that's doing a show. Let me invite you with me. I also love a question. It shows that you want to know something about the other person. Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

And you can. You're bringing up tattoos. So I feel like you could. People could ask you about your tattoos or send a photo of their tattoos. I really like that. I'm trying to think anything I would change about it. I think instead of live music, I maybe I don't know because I think if you don't want to specifically be like, I love this specific band because then it cuts you off from just seeing live music in general, which maybe you love, but maybe like live music. I've seen this person in concert two times.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

Something.

[Jordan Myron]

I think specificity is wonderful. And I agree so far. I'm loving this profile. But if you wanted to bump it up a little bit, I would include some more specifics. Live folk music, for example. And that's fun for some reason because.

[Kendall Landreth]

He read you for filth. He said, and that's a nerd.

[Jordan Myron]

Okay. No, but I'm like just a little bit more so. I know because live music is very general.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

You know, like I think stand up comedy is better rather than just saying comedy. When I see someone's profile and it just says comedy, I'm like, you have never been funny for one moment. If you're like, I enjoy comedy. I'm like, this profile was written by. I. I do think you have to.

[Kendall Landreth]

Add for your own safety. Stand up comedy in parentheses. I don't date stand up comedians. You can like stand up comedy but you don't want to date a stand up comedian.

[Jordan Myron]

That's 100% true. But yeah, I think that like a little more specificity splashed in here could.

[Kendall Landreth]

Be helpful, could be fun, but nothing too. But then you also don't want to like put people, I think make it feel casual. Like I've seen this person instead of being like, I'm obsessed with XYZ singer. Sure. You know, anyways.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah, no, I think that's true. John Scroll. Okay, so this is a 26 year old woman who is five six. They. They work in branded merchandising, Rollins College, Woodbridge. Liberal, long term relationship, but open to short and looking for monogamy. I think this is great. I think it has enough information that I have plenty to ask about. You it's nice that you're looking for a long term relationship, but you're open to short because what do you.

[Kendall Landreth]

But okay, this is my problem with that.

[Jordan Myron]

I don't agree with.

[Kendall Landreth]

I don't think that they're being hon to themselves. I. Because what does that mean? I'm. I'm open. I want a long term relationship. But also if you break up with me, that's okay. That's.

[Jordan Myron]

No, I think it's like, I'm open to something more casual. I'm open to a hookup.

[Kendall Landreth]

I know, but. Okay.

[Jordan Myron]

I just.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay.

[Jordan Myron]

There are certain people who are like, I am only looking for a long term relationship.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay. I guess I was maybe projecting because I think I used to be like with people I really wanted to date. Long term. I'd be like, it's fine, it's casual, it's fine. And I like, wasn't. It was not. So sometimes I'm a big proponent of being like, if you want a long term relationship, just say it. But I also was fine just hooking up with people. So I guess that's. That's what that means.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. Well, I think, Taylor, you have to know your own truth. And if you have opened a short on there and you're not actually open to short, take it off. Okay. John, can we scroll?

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, very cute picture.

[Jordan Myron]

Very sweet.

[Kendall Landreth]

And where is that? What is that?

[Jordan Myron]

This is at some kind of theater. It's says something. Something. Ana Bennett and Josh Gillian. Let's see what that's about. This is a. Ana Bennett is a musician. Her. The thing that comes upon from the Kennedy Center. The first thing it says. Ana Bennett has been a songbird from day one.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay. She wrote that. She went in and edited that.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes. Okay, so like a singer, songwriter, folk music, some might say.

[Kendall Landreth]

John.

[Jordan Myron]

Right. And you owe me an apology after the episode. So. Yeah, this is fun. I think it shows that you like to go out, you consume art, you have friends, you have friends. My one issue is I think this should be further down in the profile. It's a little too high up and I'm not getting enough of you. Especially considering that there are sunglasses in the first photo. I still can't really see your eyes in this photo. I need to be closer up, getting more of your natural beauty.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, I actually agree. Think later. I think this could be like a last picture on the profile.

[Jordan Myron]

Because you know who I'm really looking at in this photo?

[Kendall Landreth]

Unfortunately, the friend.

[Jordan Myron]

Green shirt, man. That color pops on him. Sorry.

[Kendall Landreth]

He looks.

[Jordan Myron]

Man, you scrolled to this I said, who is he?

[Kendall Landreth]

I love the fact that he uses this photo in his profile, too. He just zooms in really far.

[Jordan Myron]

Absolutely. But I'm like, there's a lot going on. And he really stands out to me because of the confidence he's walking with and the color of the shirt he's wearing.

[Kendall Landreth]

Spirit, I was gonna say.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. So I'm not necessarily looking at you or your friend or the venue. The first thing I see is green shirt man. That being said, don't need to take it off the profile. Just move it down. A photo with this many things going on to be your second photo, I think, is a little much.

[Kendall Landreth]

I mean, like, I wouldn't probably put a photo of me and Megan Fox on my profile.

[Jordan Myron]

Sure. It's like, don't.

[Kendall Landreth]

Maybe in green shirt guy. It's kind of just like that's what's going to draw the focus. One to make you look bad. Taylor. And I'm sorry. And I think you know that. That. I think you know that.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. Taylor, Come on. All right, John, you can scroll for us. Thank you so much. Okay, that's hot. Extremely hot. But what am I gonna say again?

[Kendall Landreth]

Wait, wait, let me guess. It looks like you're in, like, a. You've been kidnapped.

[Jordan Myron]

No, they're clearly at a hotel. Where are the eyes? Clearly in a hotel. Is that a hotel? There's two beds in one room. That has to be a hotel.

[Kendall Landreth]

I think the elephant in the room is that I don't have my glasses on, so everything in this looks like an absolute blob to me. But I. I'm seeing a vest that I'm liking. And your hair looks great.

[Jordan Myron]

Your hair looks great. The vest looks great. You're in a hotel, which shows you have some level of money. Right?

[Kendall Landreth]

Yes.

[Jordan Myron]

No eyes again. Once again, this is the third photo I've seen of you where I'm not getting connected.

[Kendall Landreth]

Are you going to feel bad if you find out she doesn't have eyes?

[Jordan Myron]

She has no eyes. I don't think that's what's happening here. Kendall, you can be beautiful without having eyes, but if you have eyes and in the pictures, they're so far away or you're looking down, your eyes are covered. I just think it would be nice to see one photo with eyes.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but I think this is a great photo. But okay. Only thing. And I just. Being honest, Taylor, I adore you. I would. To be clear, and I think it's important, I would have swiped. What is it to say? Yes, right.

[Jordan Myron]

Right.

[Kendall Landreth]

I would have swiped right.

[Jordan Myron]

I would have swiped right as well.

[Kendall Landreth]

I would have. And I probably would have been like, first to dm. I would have been like, you're really cute.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

And I might do that after the episode, to be honest. Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

Kendall, I are going to hang you up.

[Kendall Landreth]

That says, felt cute, might delete later. Yes.

[Jordan Myron]

That's one of the prompts on Hinge.

[Kendall Landreth]

I think that. But it's. No, it's connected to this picture felt cute.

[Jordan Myron]

I deleted. But they didn't write that. That is like one of the prompts where on Hinge, you can, like, select that as one of the things and it's like upload a picture where you felt cute, might delete later. That's not something that they.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay, never mind. Because I was gonna say it's a little cringy.

[Jordan Myron]

Well, I think that still, you know, I don't necessarily think it's cringy, but I think there could be a more confident one you could choose.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, I think maybe. But I mean, and it gets like a little cheeky. But it's like such a common saying. But I guess you're saying if. I thought they wrote that caption.

[Jordan Myron]

No, it's a prompt.

[Kendall Landreth]

Right. Okay, got it. Sorry. I haven't been on the apps in a really long time. You clearly visit them all the time.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes, Just for research. All right. John, can you scroll? I'm looking for a top tier trivia partner who loves seeing live music and trying new food.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay, well, we doubled down on live music, so I think we find something else.

[Jordan Myron]

I think you can take it out. You've already said it once. I think it can just be a top tier trivia partner who loves trying new food. I would once again add some specificity. I like, what is your trivia specialty? Like a top tier trivia partner who can compliment my knowledge on ninja world history. Sure. Either one. Just to find out, like, you know, reference, like, what maybe your Gap is and what your strength is in trivia. Same thing with trying new food. I'm like, what kind of food? Trying new spicy food, trying new restaurants, trying new local grocery stores. Like, what is just add a little more pizzazz.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah. I also. You know what? I think, just for you, Taylor, keep in mind that a top tier trivia partner can look a lot of different ways. Because I consider myself a top tier trivia partner.

[Jordan Myron]

I knew you were gonna make this.

[Kendall Landreth]

About you, but I will say so. We go to trivia all the time at our local bar. I have been so many times. I would Say five times. At this point, our team is our little group of friends. We always walk to the bar together and we go to this trivia night. I am always so excited to go. I'm like, guys, remember, the trivia night's going on. This is not an exaggeration. Never in my life have I actually answered a question. Not once have I even pitched an idea for it. Because I have no idea. I feel crazy when I go everyone's. I'm like, where are you guys learning this stuff? You're not allowed to have your phones out. I'm like, nobody's Googling. And I have no idea. I have the time of my life. I always pick the team name and I always write, I'm. I'm in charge of the pen. They give me that. They say, kendall's in charge of the pen. I have the time of my life. So I think a top tier trivia partners keep in mind can look many ways.

[Jordan Myron]

That's so true. Yeah. So I think specify what specifically you're looking for with that. All right, John, you can scroll are you very cute person because. And then a photo of your cat.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay, here's what's creepy to me. This is a photo of the cat where also the eyes aren't showing.

[Jordan Myron]

What? What's going on, Taylor?

[Kendall Landreth]

What are you hiding? Is what I want to know.

[Jordan Myron]

What's going on.

[Kendall Landreth]

There's no eyes in this profile. Not even from the animals.

[Jordan Myron]

I'll say this. I think you could easily find a better photo of your cat.

[Kendall Landreth]

That is not the best picture of your cat.

[Jordan Myron]

There's no doubt in my mind that you have a hundred photos. Not that this isn't a cute photo. It's a very cute photo. But this is the kind of photo you send to your mom when your mom's like, what are you doing?

[Kendall Landreth]

Right.

[Jordan Myron]

I think there's a much cuter photo of your cat. That could be a much bigger conversation starter.

[Kendall Landreth]

I see all the way. I don't even my glasses on. I can see all the way inside this cat's ear.

[Jordan Myron]

Yep. No face, Face. Show the face.

[Kendall Landreth]

Get that face.

[Jordan Myron]

All right, John, you can scroll together. We could spend a small fortune on concert tickets and wax poetic about public transit. We don't need a third music. I'm sorry. We know. We already know.

[Kendall Landreth]

And what I'm telling you, how this reads. It starts to make me worried. You're not. And maybe you are, but in this case, you need to say it. If I was just reading this, it would start to make me worried. You're kind of like a. You're in a fandom. Like, you are going to concerts every other night and you are going to meet and greets and you might be. And if you are, that's fine. But then I'm like, you gotta meet someone else like that.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

And you gotta be like, I am a fandom girl about that.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. But I love wax poetic about public transit.

[Kendall Landreth]

What does that mean?

[Jordan Myron]

Like, we can talk at length about public transit. So, Taylor, I'm like, Nick's. The thing about the concert tickets, we've already talked about that. You want to seem like you have diverse interests, so you don't need to hit the same thing over and over again. John, can you scroll for us?

[Kendall Landreth]

And there is the picture we've been looking for.

[Jordan Myron]

This is fat eyes. Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

Second on the profile. You look so cute here.

[Jordan Myron]

More tattoos.

[Kendall Landreth]

It's also like, yeah, more tattoos. The cat looks incredible here. I'm like, okay, you have a fun cat. This cat is insane.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

Also to me, it kind of like puts you in this place where you're like. I could see receiving this photo, like.

[Jordan Myron]

As a good night text, 100%.

[Kendall Landreth]

So it's kind of like showing me what it'd be like to date you.

[Jordan Myron]

My question is, you look blonde in this photo. How old is this photo? Because you looked brunette in the other photos. I think that's something that. Maybe I'm just nitpicking.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay.

[Jordan Myron]

But I am curious when I see someone who in some of their photos has a different hair color. If in all their photos they have lots of different hair colors, that's different. I'm like, oh, that's your thing. I. I see this, I might immediately think, oh, maybe this picture is really old. You have a different haircut and a different hair color. I don't know. Just something to think about.

[Kendall Landreth]

Something about. My question is, is the cat okay? Because the more I'm looking at this, it looks like you are strangling that cat.

[Jordan Myron]

This is a death threat sent to the cat. All right, John, let's scroll my weekends look like. Okay.

[Kendall Landreth]

You're going to concerts.

[Jordan Myron]

You're going to concerts a lot. I love this picture. I think this is a great picture. I think this could be your second photo. I think it's really cute. I love that it has your interest in it, which is going to concerts. I think you can have this photo and one concert mention.

[Kendall Landreth]

You get one.

[Jordan Myron]

And be specific in that mention of how much you like concerts. Be like, I am at concerts every weekend. Whatever I see live Music every single weekend, whatever. But just the one mention. And then I think for this take off the prompt of my weekends look like just have this photo because I think this is such a cutie photo.

[Kendall Landreth]

So cute. We see there's a guy in the green shirts in the back again, we're like, oh my God.

[Jordan Myron]

Taylor, all in all, I think you have a really good dating profile on very hands. And all of our notes that we gave are nitpicky notes. I don't think there's any emergency things you need to change.

[Kendall Landreth]

Taylor, I'm going to give. Should we do out of five five stars? Yeah, five. Five. Five kitties. Five eyes. Five eyes. Five more than we saw in this dating profile. I give it five eyes.

[Jordan Myron]

I'm gonna give it 4.5 eyes because I think.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh yeah, yeah, me too actually.

[Jordan Myron]

I know we get wives.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, okay, wait.

[Jordan Myron]

Just take it back. Wait. Okay, let's do wives. Okay, Taylor, I'm giving you 4.5 wives because I think it's a great dating profile. I would swipe right, but I think it could be bumped up a little bit so I could see a few more of your interests.

[Kendall Landreth]

I hesitate to say this because everyone thinks all I do is agree with Jordan, but I'm gonna do 4.5 wives as well.

[Jordan Myron]

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[Kendall Landreth]

Corey, I literally would trust you with my life based on this photo. I would. I immediately look at this and I say this looks like a photo in an obituary where they're like, they were the greatest person and parent to our children. Like the. A person that just. And something tragic happened. But we're such a good, life changing member. A member of the community.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes. Well, I just think it's like so nice. First of all, I think a photo like this is extremely confident. It makes me go, wow, you're just showing full face pretty close up, no pretense. I think that's so sweet. My guess is this is part of a larger family Christmas photo.

[Kendall Landreth]

I was going to say it certainly wasn't taken on an iPhone.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

It looks like it was taken in 1992.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes. I think this is part of a larger family Christmas photo that then kind of cropped in on Corey, which I have no problems with. I think it's fun that there's Christmas stockings in the background. I love the Christmas sweater. I think it makes you seem very sweet and charming and approachable. And I think that's a great first.

[Kendall Landreth]

Picture this to me, I'm like, I know without a doubt this person has a Roth IRA.

[Jordan Myron]

100%. 100%. All right, John, we can see the next portion. About Me, 23, Writer, Actor, Pop Culture enjoyer. I will always love my AMC A List membership more than you. Let's get coffee and go for long drives. Playing each other music. What was the story of your first kiss? So this seems like maybe it's on like Bumble or something. So it's like a different layout of profile than Hinge, so there's not as many prompts. I think this is a fun profile. I personally don't love the neg of. I will always love my AMC Alist membership. I was just gonna say that because.

[Kendall Landreth]

Already I'm not even dating you. I'm jealous. I feel annoyed. I'm like, what do you mean? Like, I. That. And I know that's a joke. That's literally crazy. But it feels kind of like, okay, you're supposed to be trying to woo me.

[Jordan Myron]

I know I'm feeling negged by it in a way that goes, okay, and then I swipe left. So I would say let's change that because I love the specific AMCA list. I had stuff about my AMCA list in my dating Profile. I was still dating because it's such an easy thing to meet up and do on a date. I would change it to amc. A list is the most important thing in my life. Something like that. That still gives a silly, funny. You know, I love AMC list more than I love every member of my family. Something that still gives us silly, funny energy, but is not targeted at the person you're trying to date.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yes, yes, that's what I agree.

[Jordan Myron]

I think getting coffee, going for long drives, playing each other music. That's all very sweet. I will say. Why do you want to know the story of this person's first kiss?

[Kendall Landreth]

Are you a pervert?

[Jordan Myron]

Are you a pervert? My guess is you're like, I'm just looking for a conversation starter. How much do you really want to talk about them kissing someone else?

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, okay. Yes, I think what we can. But I'm liking what I'm liking about the question. I think we need to change the question. Not first kiss. But I am liking the vulnerability of the question.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

I'm liking that it feels like, okay, we've got a little softy who wants to talk about cute little stories. You know what I mean?

[Jordan Myron]

I get that. Yeah. I don't think it's a wrong question.

[Kendall Landreth]

I don't think it's wrong. But I think we could change it to maybe not first kiss. Because also, like, you know, for me, which then maybe I just wouldn't answer the question, but my first kiss when I was 18. So it's like, you don't want to hear about my, like, girlfriend when I was 18 and 19.

[Jordan Myron]

And it's like, not a funny story. Like, it's not a bad story, but it's not like a funny story.

[Kendall Landreth]

No. And so I guess it's like, if you have funny versus kiss story, then that's great. And maybe you don't have to have to answer that question, but I do think it could be something similar but just a little bit different that still shows you're, like, comfortable talking about cute, silly things.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. Tell me your worst date story. Yeah, Something like that I think is fun. All right, we can scroll. John, I love this. So sweet.

[Kendall Landreth]

I think this is very sweet. I don't love that the kid is on an iPad because I think kids need to get back outside.

[Jordan Myron]

See, I think you need to crop in. I think it's wrong that the kids feet are in it.

[Kendall Landreth]

And we'll be.

[Jordan Myron]

Cropping them out of the pot out there. Just for the perverts out there, you got to get the feet out. Yeah, Put. Put something else. Put a. Put an emoji of an owl over the feet.

[Kendall Landreth]

I like that you're showing that you're reading.

[Jordan Myron]

We can see the painted nails, which I think tells us a little bit about your style, which I think is sweet.

[Kendall Landreth]

Can we see what book it is?

[Jordan Myron]

I don't think so. I can't.

[Kendall Landreth]

I can't read. Can we get a zoom?

[Jordan Myron]

I can't see.

[Kendall Landreth]

That is. It looks kind of like. It's. It's Acotar, which is very funny.

[Jordan Myron]

See, to me, it looks like the Burn book from Mean Girls.

[Kendall Landreth]

And if it's that, show it.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah, that actually. Be brave, John. Can we zoom out a little bit just so I can see? Is there, like, a caption or a prompt for this photo? No, this is just the photo. Okay. My one thing is, I go, do you have a child? People would share photos like this when I was on dating apps, and it would be a picture, and then in the profile, it would be like, asterisk, that's my niece, or whatever.

[Kendall Landreth]

I think that's always nice.

[Jordan Myron]

So people know it's not your kid, because you don't want to be talking to someone who's not interested in kids if you have a kid. So, you know.

[Kendall Landreth]

But if it is your kid. Let's get them off the tablet, you guys.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. So true. So true.

[Kendall Landreth]

One thing I will say, it does look like you are in an Airbnb that has not been decorated 100. But you know what? I'm not. If that's your style and you like minimalism.

[Jordan Myron]

Family vacation.

[Kendall Landreth]

Awesome. It does look like you're in a fake house, and that's a fake book. And that is not a person that's related to you.

[Jordan Myron]

That's an actress. Sure. Props, though, for not showing full face of the child. I think that's good, right?

[Kendall Landreth]

Get her off the iPad.

[Jordan Myron]

Yep. This should be further up. I think you look your age. I think it's equally cute and charming to the first photo. I think the first photo had, like, a vintage aesthetic to it that, like, made it read as older. This reads as very young. I want to know where you are. Why is there so much popcorn in the background? But once again, you see the painted nails, which tells me about your style, which I like. You're in a graduation cap, so I'm assuming you graduated from college. That's fun to know. It also is. Like, people can be like, oh, where'd you go to college?

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, exactly. Unless this is a costume. And then don't Take it off. Because if they ask you that and you have to admit that it's a costume, and that's not your daughter or your niece. Okay, I'm going too crazy.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

I just think it's really funny.

[Jordan Myron]

Did you go to college? If these things aren't true. Stop it.

[Kendall Landreth]

But this photo is very cute. You look very beautiful. You look great.

[Jordan Myron]

Is this from a play? What is this? Looks like a J.

[Kendall Landreth]

Crew ad.

[Jordan Myron]

Cori, what is this? This? I thought this was, like, you were outside on Wall street before work. But then now I'm like, what are these things in the background? And then I'm like, wait, that street pole's not real.

[Kendall Landreth]

It looks like you're about to be Seymour. And this is a pretty horror.

[Jordan Myron]

Death of a Salesman or something. You did say you're an actor. I don't think this is the photo. I don't think it's doing anything for you. I don't know what show it is from. So there's also nothing for me to talk about. And it's also not obviously enough from a show. Do you know what I mean?

[Kendall Landreth]

Like, if you're 100% sure this is from a show.

[Jordan Myron]

No, I could not possibly be sure of that, but I really do. But that's what I'm saying. There's confusion around it, but I do think it's a show versus, like, if you were in Little Shop of Horrors and there's a picture of us, Seymour with the plant. It's like, that's a little more obvious. It's a show. I know what show it's from. We can talk about that. This is, like, too ambiguous to me. But it's also not giving enough of you or what I feel like is your personality.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, right. We need to get, first of all, props to the stage designer. Whoever did the.

[Jordan Myron]

We thought this was New York.

[Kendall Landreth]

We thought this was New York City. We thought this was Wall Street.

[Jordan Myron]

We really did.

[Kendall Landreth]

But also, I think, like, this, to me, if I were to look at this, I would be like, this is an actor who takes themselves very seriously.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

And that no matter what Echelon, even if the photo was of you all on Broadway, which it literally might be, I have no idea. It's still giving. Like, you want me to know how serious of an actor you are?

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

And I. That would be a turn off for me. So I would love more of, like, if you have any backstage pictures that are fun. Yeah, I think those are great. Something to show that, like, you're a great actor. You're awesome. And you're doing it. You love doing it. You do it a lot. But you're not like, I am Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Jordan Myron]

Sure. All right, next photo. I think this is very sweet. It's nice to see you with your friends. What is the weather outside that you're wearing this outfit? Vest with no shirt underneath, but you're still able to wear a vest and jeans, sneakers, no socks. Corey, what's going on in this photo?

[Kendall Landreth]

I'm sorry. Some. There comes a day where we all have to delete cam while off our phone.

[Jordan Myron]

Sure.

[Kendall Landreth]

The filters on some of these photos are so funny. This is what? It's so yellow. Are they in a gymnasium?

[Jordan Myron]

I. I'm guessing they're backstage to play.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah. Because the yellow, it's just very yellow.

[Jordan Myron]

The hues are off. You're 100% right about that. Yeah. I think that it's so nice. You look so genuinely happy. You have such a cute smile. Your friends seem really fun. I love to see a group of people in a photo on a dating app where it looks like I could be friends with any of the people. That really feels like a green flag to me. And I feel like I could be friends with any of these people. They all look nice. They all look fun. You look nice and fun. I just think that, yeah, it needs to be, like, less edited. The way it is now is not right.

[Kendall Landreth]

But it's still. It wouldn't be a deal breaker. This is just. We're being harsh because we love. We're just whatever we could find upgrading you.

[Jordan Myron]

We're not saying the original bad. We're just upgrading.

[Kendall Landreth]

But the outfit is. I mean, it's cute. It's just. I'm concerned. What's this?

[Jordan Myron]

Not what's.

[Kendall Landreth]

Loving. Yes.

[Jordan Myron]

What's going on?

[Kendall Landreth]

I think I feel scared to buy it.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes.

[Kendall Landreth]

The other emotional.

[Jordan Myron]

Great, though.

[Kendall Landreth]

Right. But that doesn't really. Probably.

[Jordan Myron]

But I do think it's important to say the other three outfits look great and seasonally appropriate. Corey, I don't love your outfit. Okay, next photo. Fun. Oh, now that's a fun picture.

[Kendall Landreth]

Go farther up.

[Jordan Myron]

Way earlier. Way earlier.

[Kendall Landreth]

I think with this, we could honestly cut the last photo.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. Because I think you could keep the photo we just saw as the last photo in the carousel.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

But maybe, like, honestly now I'm thinking back to the outfit that I didn't like the outfit.

[Kendall Landreth]

Or like, get an app where you can, like, edit on different clothes.

[Jordan Myron]

Put, like, puff sleeves on. Puff sleeves over with the vest. Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

This is so fun. Love the outfit. Love the cowboy hats. Love the motion in the photo. Love your friend. We're having a Pink Pony Club moment. I can see it. It just. It's just. It's fun and it's nice and it's good. And the motion in it makes it seem not too serious, not too posed. You're having a good time. I love it. I would put this as the. The second photo.

[Kendall Landreth]

Second photo, for sure.

[Jordan Myron]

Wait. I normally would literally never ever say this because it's shirtless and I think that's psycho. But should this be the first photo?

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay, I actually do get where you're coming from.

[Jordan Myron]

You look so hot.

[Kendall Landreth]

You look really hot in this picture. But I think it. Okay, if I'm just scrolling, it kind of hits you like. We are like, we've. We've become like we've got. We've also gotten to know Corey's personality via the photos I would like. So I think to me now, I see this picture and I go, that's so hottie, Patati. But also, it doesn't feel like this is necessarily screaming Corey's personality. I could be wrong, and Corey, you know that better than me. But I think this, if this was the first photo I saw, would make me make a lot of assumptions.

[Jordan Myron]

I'm pulling up, but it's very charming.

[Kendall Landreth]

After everything I've seen.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah, I'm pulling up Corey's Instagram. You know, I agree. I'm looking at the gram and I think you're right, Kendall. I don't necessarily know if this is immediately Corey's general vibe. So I think you're right. Let's say then this is third picture.

[Kendall Landreth]

But here's the problem with third picture.

[Jordan Myron]

What?

[Kendall Landreth]

So you've gone now? Because tell me if I'm wrong. To me, I'm not getting huge partier from Corey. Does that feel true to you on the Instagram?

[Jordan Myron]

I think Corey. I think Corey seems very fun. I don't necessarily know if it's like hue, like huge partier, but like, Corey's got family pictures out at the pumpkin patch.

[Kendall Landreth]

Right.

[Jordan Myron]

Cory's got. Say that last thing. No, I'm hearing it. No.

[Kendall Landreth]

Right. So family photos of the pumpkin patch is actually the exact thing I've got to talk about. That's like the vibe which I'm obsessed with.

[Jordan Myron]

That's like, what, I had a concert, drinking a little drink. Like, I'm getting the vibe that Corey is fun and loves to do a thing, but not necessarily is like. Like, I rage.

[Kendall Landreth]

But I think Pink Pink Pony Club to shirtless gives me an image that I'm thinking, which. But I think what's so nice about this picture is that it feels so different. It feels like a special treat. I'm like, oh, I feel like Cory doesn't really show this to many people. I'm like, I'm getting to see this. And so I feel like we do the photo with the Pink Pony Club or whatever that was.

[Jordan Myron]

So that's the second photo.

[Kendall Landreth]

Then we do a photo of the I. Not the photo you had, but a photo of you doing something backstage, trying out a costume. That's a silly picture from something to do with acting. And then we see this.

[Jordan Myron]

Okay, I will buy that. I'm. We're still looking for photo number one. Corey, I think this is a strong contender because you look so hottie big. Like, bedroom eyes, energy. Like, I'm being seduced by this.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay, let's change it. Great. Let's change the picture.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. Sorry, but I am like, I think if you're trying to just go to Pound Town, if that's what your dating profile is being used for, this should be number one. I think if you're looking to date Kendall's right. Keep it at 4.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, if you're looking to go to Pound Town, let's remove first of all the first photo and then the photo.

[Jordan Myron]

Of the children and the photo. Okay. All right, John, we can go to the next photo. Sweet. Once again, I think it's sweet. I don't think this photo is necessarily, like, doing anything for you in the sense that, like, what is this room? It looks like a prison. I'm a college dorm, but it's not.

[Kendall Landreth]

A college I'd want to attend. Yes.

[Jordan Myron]

Why are you wearing a 4 loco shirt? It's just, like, you see, once again, you seem nice, and you seem fun, and you seem sweet. I've already gotten that from other photos, so I don't necessarily know what this photo is adding. And, like, the lighting is not great.

[Kendall Landreth]

All this is making me scared is that we will have to sleep in.

[Jordan Myron]

A twin bed if we hook up 100%. And I saw better photos of you on your Instagram than this photo, so I would say kick this one to the curb.

[Kendall Landreth]

Also, this is just a personal thing. Nothing to do with dating.

[Jordan Myron]

Move your side table closer to your bed, you weirdo. That's 100% true. Also, it seems like you were eating a bowl of cereal, and then to take this photo. Like, this photo just on a Pandora's box. What? That looks like a bowl of Cereal right next to Cory. This just feels like a Pandora's box of questions. And I don't think you're ready to open that yet. So I think get rid of this photo.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah. This looks like it was taken in, like. What are they called? The. They're like the back rooms. What do they call them? Where it's like a thing you only see in your dreams, but they feel familiar, but they're scary.

[Jordan Myron]

I have no clue, and I hate that. And I never want to hear it about it again because that's upsetting to me. All right, on to the next photo. So here's just some information about you. You're 510. You're a student. You live in Pittsburgh. You're non binary, you're queer. I love that I got all those things from this. You seem like a student. You seem like a queer, non binary person. Like, all of that really reads in your photos, which I think is wonderful. You want to be, like, reflecting all of your information all over your profile. You know what I mean?

[Kendall Landreth]

Yes, yes.

[Jordan Myron]

Looking for long term, but short term, okay, you're an Aquarius. You have a bachelor's degree. You're not sure if you want a family, but you are vaccinated. I think that's great to include that you're vaccinated.

[Kendall Landreth]

The way you said it, you said you don't. You don't want to fail or. What did you say?

[Jordan Myron]

You don't want a family yet, but you are vaccinated.

[Kendall Landreth]

So if you're interested in, you can.

[Jordan Myron]

Have kids or you can be vaccinated. And those are the only two options.

[Kendall Landreth]

Oh, no, I think that's. That's super. That's awesome. I think that's all great. I think it's good to keep it simple. Sometimes with, like, information like that, I'm like, I do not need you to charm me. Like, I'm literally just checking if I should even be looking at your profile.

[Jordan Myron]

100% and a Remy Wolf song on the profile. I love. I think that, once again, shows that you're fun, shows that you're queer, shows that you like to have a good time. You have good taste. I think it's fun. Overall, I think this profile is really good. I think we could use some picture moving and some picture upgrades.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yes.

[Jordan Myron]

Few tweaks to the bio. But overall, I would give this, I'm gonna say, 3.5 out of five wives.

[Kendall Landreth]

I'm gonna do a four. Four wives out of five.

[Jordan Myron]

I love that. Corey, thank you so much. Okay, this is nova they are 26 and they are a student Nova. This is what I'll say. I haven't seen any of the rest of your profile so far. This is too serious for a first photo. And you have to know that it.

[Kendall Landreth]

Kind of looks like you were like, in taking a video. And this is a screenshot of the video. Yeah, a little bit.

[Jordan Myron]

It just looks really like self serious.

[Kendall Landreth]

And now if we find out you really are like, the rest of the photos are really serious.

[Jordan Myron]

You could be. And we'll take what we're saying now back. But you are a person who listens to this podcast and sent it in for Kendall and I to help you with your profile. And that tells me that maybe you are not this level of serious. So I think we could have a more fun photo as the first photo. That being said, makeup, beautiful eye contact. Delicious.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yes, delicious. I love you. Love the eyes. You really like eyes.

[Jordan Myron]

Nice. I think. I think it feels very telling. I like it.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

Bio. I'm a very interesting person with very boring interests. Looking for someone at ucsb. Let's hang out in the library and I'll show you all the dusty obscure DVDs I found. Okay. I think that's fun. I already have questions about a very interesting person with very boring interests. I'm like, what does that mean?

[Kendall Landreth]

I. But I. To me, I'm like, yes. Like, I would date this person, because I totally know what that means. I'm like, you love. You have a lot of ideas, you have a lot of thoughts, whatever. But you love, like, being in the library with your dusty DVDs, and I'm obsessed with that.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes. And I also think. Think specificity. I'm saying this as if I invented it. Specificity is the key to comedy. And I think dusty obscure DVDs is, like, so funny and specific. Shows me that you have a little bit, at least a little bit of a sense of humor. I really like.

[Kendall Landreth]

And it's specific without giving anything away. So you haven't. So I have an immediate conversation starter. I think that's great.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes. Also love being clear about who you're looking for and where you're looking for them. You don't smoke, you're non binary, and you want kids. Okay. All good things to know. I think it's great to know if you want kids and to include that in your profile. I think some people feel like that's too forward of, like, whoa, we haven't even dated yet. But. But wanting kids, to me can be like a huge deal breaker in a relationship. So I don't even see the point. And if someone is like, no, I absolutely do not want kids, and you're like, yes, I absolutely do want kids. I honestly don't really think there's a point in you dating.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, also, I feel like that's on the other person, because I would never. If I saw I want to have kids, I would never be like, they're asking for me to get pregnant right now. It's like, they're not saying they want to have kids with you. They're just saying they want to have kids.

[Jordan Myron]

Absolutely. My interests are theater, singing, music and galleries, jazz and empathy. You have to take empathy off. It makes you seem like an asshole. You do.

[Kendall Landreth]

It really makes you feel. It's not good.

[Jordan Myron]

I don't think you're an. But I think saying that your interest is empathy.

[Kendall Landreth]

Come on. Well, it's really like. And I don't think this is you. I'm not saying you. But, you know, we all know I'm really a mean girl. That's always like, I'm such an empath. It, like, ruins my life. I'm like, like, okay, so I think first, I think if I knew you, like, when Jordan says that they're empathetic, I'm not like, ew. Like, empathy is a great quality, but if I don't know you yet, I can pull a lot from that.

[Jordan Myron]

Well, and if someone asked what your qualities were, I even think that would be different. But this is your interests. So I would take empathy out and add something in. Because what I'm assuming you mean is, like, you want someone to be socially and politically aware. So I think you could put something around, like, is interested in liberal politics, is interested in community care, is interested in volunteering, locally, local elections, whatever. I think there's, like, a lot of ways to put out there that you care about the world, your community, other people.

[Kendall Landreth]

Or if you're just emotional, you could put, like, one of the prompts being like, I spend my free time crying over videos of xyz. I don't know. Something to be like, I'm. I'm empathetic. That's more funny and silly.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes. But saying that your interest is empathy, we can't have that for you. You have to get rid of it.

[Kendall Landreth]

You look amazing in here.

[Jordan Myron]

Photograph Photo 1.

[Kendall Landreth]

I do feel like everyone's kind of attacking me, posting all these photos in their graduation gown.

[Jordan Myron]

Sure. Because Kendall didn't go to college.

[Kendall Landreth]

I'm like, why do they all have graduation? Congratulations. Okay, let's move on.

[Jordan Myron]

I know, and I'm sorry about that for you. But, Nova, you look beautiful here. I think this should be the first photo. You seem successful. You seem happy. Look at all those cords you have. I know. That means you did good stuff. Like, I think that is photo number one. You gotta switch them out.

[Kendall Landreth]

And you are giving a completely different vibe in this. In the first picture. Like, this, to me, is a different person completely. Like, I would not have swiped right on the first picture. I would have swiped.

[Jordan Myron]

Swipe right on this one. I agree. And this, to me, feels more like a person that loves theater, that is empathetic, that is fun. Like, that's what this reads more to me. My only question is, I thought you were in school. Where is this graduation outfit from? High school or party city?

[Kendall Landreth]

Tell us the truth.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. Or is it a costume? Kendall?

[Kendall Landreth]

I also feel like if this was the first picture, the empathy thing would not bother me as much.

[Jordan Myron]

Sure.

[Kendall Landreth]

I think with the first picture I'm making, all because you have to remember people don't know you. So they're making a full. They're making a lot of assumptions. And you know what they say about people who assume.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

Say it.

[Jordan Myron]

They never get to sleep with anyone.

[Kendall Landreth]

And so it really. I think with this, I'd be like, oh, my God. Yeah, they're empathetic. They're so sweet and cute. The first picture is kind of giving person that just thinks they're so nice.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

Kind of the nice guy thing.

[Jordan Myron]

Absolutely. Two truths and a lie. I've received fan mail before. I've seen every Danny Kay movie. And my hairstylist said no one with under 10 years experience should be cutting my hair. Okay. This is the first thing I'll say. You did spell received wrong. We've all done it. We've all been there. Edit that. I think two truths and a lie. I don't like it. I don't like it as a prompt. I'm sorry.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, because the game is like, how well do you know me? I'm like, I don't know you at all. So what is this game?

[Jordan Myron]

I don't want to play make an assumption about me. And it's like they're already making assumptions about you because it's a dating profile.

[Kendall Landreth]

Guess you have, like, three things that are insane. Like, if you're like, I've been bit by a shark. I. My grandma was in the daughter party. And I. My grandma was also in the Titanic. She survived both, though. I would be like, wait, I have a lot of questions.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. Yeah. I Think this is, like, it's not prompting me to, like, immediately ask any questions unless I, like, love Danny K. Then I'm like, oh, I can talk about Danny K. But once again, I think there's a way to just be like, my interests.

[Kendall Landreth]

Well, and then what if that's the lie?

[Jordan Myron]

And that could be the lie, and that's true. I love that you have your causes in your communities. I think that's so great. Once again, another reason to get empath off your interests. Because I see right here, you care about your community. You care about things like, that's enough. And we can see that.

[Kendall Landreth]

I love this. Is that green shirt?

[Jordan Myron]

Is that green shirt, everyone. This is what I'm learning from this episode is that you need to buy a lime green shirt and wear it out on the town.

[Kendall Landreth]

I have never seen a shirt of this color in any store I've ever been into, but only the hottest people have.

[Jordan Myron]

I mean, it's unbelievably eye catching. I think this is fun. It shows you're, like, outdoorsy, maybe a little sporty, maybe a little adventurous. I wish I could see your face a little better. So I would say this is maybe a slide three.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

Photo or a slide two. Photo. Obviously not number one. But I. I like what it's showing, and I think it's a beautiful picture.

[Kendall Landreth]

And I think it tells me what I need to know. This would show me probably not someone I should go on a date with, because those are like, those are shoes people wear who do this type of thing often.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

And I'm not maybe interested in that, but if I was, I'd be like, oh, my God, yes.

[Jordan Myron]

Perfect. Yes. And you can comment, oh, I love those shoes. I have that brand of shoes. Should I buy that brand of shoes? Whatever. It's like a little bit of a talking point. So this is hilarious. I love this, and I think it's perfect. I love a silly photo that doesn't seem like you're trying too hard to be funny. And to me, this does that.

[Kendall Landreth]

And Corey, if you're listening, this is the exact, exact type of photo I'm talking about.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. Corey, you need to look at Nova's profile and learn from the backstage.

[Kendall Landreth]

And if you don't have a photo like this, this is easily created this week. Corey, you can do this. This is so fun. And I think you're right. It doesn't. It really just seems like you took a photo before to show I probably to, like, send to someone, like, this is what my face looks like now. And I think that's perfect.

[Jordan Myron]

It almost looks like the photo was taken on accident, which is even funnier.

[Kendall Landreth]

Very funny.

[Jordan Myron]

I'm really proud of the fact that I've played two different leads in musicals in the last year. Feels braggy. But I'm very proud because I've worked hard on my singing and acting for many years.

[Kendall Landreth]

I love that.

[Jordan Myron]

That is so genuine and nice. I read that and I go, this person is really, truly speaking from the heart, comfortable being themselves. Comfortable being proud of themselves, which I think so. So many people. Kendall, I hate this. Are like, fake humble.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, yeah. But also self aware. Knowing that it not just. I think if they had just put, like, I've been two leads in a musical, I think I would be like, well, good for you.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah.

[Kendall Landreth]

Of us can't sing or go to college, so congratulations. But I think that means both yourself aware, but also able to be proud. And also, you don't feel like you need every answer to be so funny.

[Jordan Myron]

Yes. Yes, 100. You're not trying to be a doctor comedian all the time. Yeah, I agree. And this photo. I think this photo is nice. You look really sweet. Once again, you just seem nice and genuine in this photo. And this answer seems nice and genuine. I like it.

[Kendall Landreth]

You are owning that couch. Okay.

[Jordan Myron]

I gotta know what this shirt says. Daddy's little something. I wish I knew. Hey, I wish I could see the shirt. I like this photo. You look beautiful. You look handsome. I. I think it's a good photo.

[Kendall Landreth]

I love it.

[Jordan Myron]

I would keep this at maybe fourth.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, I agree.

[Jordan Myron]

I love when people include their artists on Spotify. I think it really shows you a lot of, like, their personality, what they're listening to. I think it's a great conversation starter because you can be like, hey, what's study? Jazz. I've never heard of that before. Is it jazz that you listen to while you study or is it its own genre of jazz? Like, whatever. I think it's like a nice conversation starter. I think it's smart to put that kind of thing in your profile.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah.

[Jordan Myron]

Overall, Nova, I think your profile is great. I would do some switching of some things around, but I love how open and honest and genuine you come off.

[Kendall Landreth]

And I will say I love how empathetic you come off off. Only to say you really do come off as a very empathetic, open, kind person. So I think you just, like, don't need to have that in there.

[Jordan Myron]

Take it out of your.

[Kendall Landreth]

And that first picture has got to either go or be. I think it can Go.

[Jordan Myron]

You see? I like so. I mean, it's beautiful. Beautiful. But I don't know if it matches what. What energy you're putting out there.

[Kendall Landreth]

Yeah, yeah, I agree. Okay. I give it 4.5 out of 5 wives.

[Jordan Myron]

I'm gonna give it 4 out of 5 wives.

[Kendall Landreth]

Okay.

[Jordan Myron]

Okay. Well, that is the end of this episode, technically, but we are going to continue doing these over on our Patreon in an extended episode where we're going to do a bunch more dating profiles. So if you're interested, make sure you head over to our Patreon and join. There's a bunch of different levels. As always, this is a fully independently produced and created podcast by Kendall and I, with a little help from John and our producer, Blake, who do a wonderful job. We're paying for everything ourselves, so joining Patreon really helps us keep this podcast going. You can also check us out on YouTube anywhere you get your podcasts and every form of social media.

[Kendall Landreth]

Exactly right. And wait, Jordan, before we go, I once again want to say, I know our set looks barren, but let me turn you to the one spot in our set that doesn't look barren, which is this table. And we had a fan send us this Blu ray. Is that what you think?

[Jordan Myron]

It's a BluRay DVD of? But I'm a cheerleader from Becca. Thank you, Becca.

[Kendall Landreth]

Which is so fun. And also, Meryl Windsor actually sent me this, and I'm just a huge fan, so I had to put her on the set.

[Jordan Myron]

It's brag. It's pr.

[Kendall Landreth]

This is just me showing off that I'm, like, really cool and famous. They sent me. This is from their new book. Like I said last week, if you want to send us something that we are going to put on our set, our P.O. box is P.O. box 4037, Burbank, CA 91503. And you can send anything you want. Nothing is too weird. Nothing is.

[Jordan Myron]

She said that.

[Kendall Landreth]

No, nothing is too, like, funky. You know, you can send something that's, like, quirky. Like I said last time, someone was like, can I send a photo of my head onto Harry Styles body? 100%.

[Jordan Myron]

100%.

[Kendall Landreth]

Don't send something weird. I guess I'm just, like, trust, like, you know, and, like, we, like, can, like, like, get, like. You'll get in trouble if you send something, like, really bad. Anyways, send fun stuff. Fun stuff.

[Jordan Myron]

You have a small business where you make funky, queer mugs. Send us one. We'll put it up in the back. A photo of you and your partner. On your wedding day, send it to us a jelly cat. Hey, if you're rich, send us a jelly cat. I don't know, whatever you want.

[Kendall Landreth]

Send us multiple jelly cats. Cuz we want one that's not just for the set.

[Jordan Myron]

Absolutely. So send whatever you want. If you make art related to the podcast, related to jokes from the podcast, anything like that. We've had some people reach out with stuff like that. We absolutely love it. Send it and we'll put it into the set because we are building our set in our beautiful new space and.

[Kendall Landreth]

We would love it to just be filled with all of your guys's stuff because we really do feel like it's such a communal podcast.

[Jordan Myron]

Yeah. All right, well, happy Monday, everyone. Thanks so much for listening and hopefully we'll see you over on Patreon.

[Kendall Landreth]

Bye.

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