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Hard Factor
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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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Penis Pump Causes Bomb Scare In Washington D.C. | 8.14.26
3d ago00:48:47Tap to summarizeEpisode 2016 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 Conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln are allegedly not great for sailors 00:21:55 Revisiting “Sexsomiacs,” a bullshit trend that is on the rise amongst horny men who are full of shit 00:31:30 NASA forced to debunk viral claim about the Earth losing gravity for 7 seconds on August 12th 00:34:20 Shinto Shrine in Tokyo is outlawing cosplay costumes on the grounds it's disrespectful 00:39:55 Taylor Farms now linked to Salmonella outbreak in their Jalapenos 00:41:15 Penis pump causes bomb scare in Washington DC For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Which Towns In The UK Buy The Smallest & Biggest Dildos | 8.13.26
4d ago00:45:20Tap to summarizeEpisode 2015 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Wes returns, Japan recap part one 00:16:30 Man robs Shake Shack where he works and returns to work the next day 00:20:15 Arkansas high schooler practices with a cottonmouth snake in his helmet 00:23:30 Towns in the UK that buy the largest and smallest dildos 00:31:15 Wisconsin woman steals a volunteer fire truck and gets naked For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Everyone’s Gooning at the Dollar Tree | 8.12.26
5d ago00:40:22Tap to summarizeEpisode 2014 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 The Patriot Games are taking place on ESPN+ and are not great 00:10:45 New alarming trend with dudes publicly gooning at chicks at Dollar Tree stores 00:22:30 FDA recalls blood pressure meds, Argentine beef recalled and Taylor Farms guac 00:26:40 Someone has seen a live playthrough of Elder Scrolls VI 00:30:20 Finnish man builds 20k solar yacht that requires no fuel and goes forever 00:32:30 A lab in China has invented night vision contact lenses For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Stabbing at “Gathering of the Water Juggalos” Boat Event | 8.11.26
6d ago00:44:06Tap to summarizeEpisode 2013 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:57 Stabbing at “Gathering of the Water Juggalos” Boat Event AKA Raft Off 00:22:14 The FAA Gamer Plan Worked - Most Nerds Ever Hired that Passed Flight Control School 00:28:17 Brittany is back with another crazy dance video 00:32:11 Polish athletes becomes first to swim across Baltic sea and almost died 00:34:01 Jared Leto is a creepo? For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Mayor Allegedly Wanted "A Good Weiner-ing" Faces Investigation | 8.10.26
1w ago00:46:13Tap to summarizeEpisode 2012 (for real this time), brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com and tell them Hard Factor sent you! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Is it Episode 2021??? 00:05:00 Weinergate 2.0 - "A Good Weinering" for St. Paul Mayor, allegedly 00:16:44 Mark Zuckerberg's Yacht Passed on Saving Stranded Boat, Cruise Ship goes 10-Hours to save them instead 00:23:00 Two ex-NBA Players declare for 2027 WNBA Draft 00:28:03 Texas Man arrested over Stabbing Threats over Anime being blocked online 00:38:00 New Fecal-Based Pills Could Cure Peanut Allergies Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Hawaiian Congressional Candidate KO’d For Being Drunk Menace | 8.7.26
1w ago00:53:43Tap to summarizeEpisode 2011 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 Memories of 2011 00:10:56 Japanese woman arrested for placing billions in fake orders on anime site 00:15:37 Hawaii congressional candidate gets KOed for being a drunk menace 00:30:49 Man with history of purposely setting wildfires may have set wildfire 00:39:14 Three lions die at Japanese Zoo… Wes is unaffected 00:42:03 More police using FLOCK Cameras to stalk people 00:43:57 RFK Eating Habits and Gag Reflex For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Worst Tinder Date Ever and Leprosy is Back FMF | 8.6.26
2w ago00:46:37Tap to summarizeEpisode 2012 - Florida Man Friday Patreon sample show www.patreon.com/hardfactor Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Man attacks woman for laughing in the movie theater 00:16:34 Florida Man caught stealing a shitload of gas 00:21:10 Florida Man Busted for Ordering Kilo of Coke in the Mail 00:27:05 Tinder date goes wrong as old man goes psycho 00:36:15 Leprosy is Back in Florida Somehow For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center | 8.5.26
2w ago00:48:41Tap to summarizeEpisode 2010 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit https://Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 100% Creepy Weirdo Episode 00:03:14 Ohio congressional candidate Max Miller accused of marital violence by wife, GRINDR reveals, and a Michigan candidate that sounds like Ms. Rachel 00:21:40 Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center, peeping through the walls at plasma donors 00:34:16 Angry Londoner destroys neighbor's fish pond over pump noise + Creepy Colombian unleashes Theater-clearing Fart at Spider-man showing For more head over to https://patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Man Punches Kids on Cruise, China Hates Night Swimming and Camo Police| 8.3.26
2w ago00:48:57Tap to summarizeEpisode 2009 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:15 Pat is dealing with an issue at his neighborhood park 00:10:50 Telegram owner Pavel Durov is being targeted by Russia for not giving up customers 00:14:20 China sends a police drown to yell at you to get out of the water at night 00:16:10 South Korea’s dopamine site trend is fake shopping and fake deliveries 00:21:30 Australian Parliament Member wants all kids to stop going online and start shooting 00:26:30 Man punches kids playing tag on a Carnival Cruise in the face and stomach 00:35:00 Man arrested for boobytrapping lawn to pop kids bike tires 00:40:50 Ozempic is eliminating the gay bear community 00:42:10 Police officers dressing up like shrubbery to catch people driving on their phones For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Wes Joins from Japan & Fools that work in schools | 7.31.26
2w ago00:48:33Tap to summarizeEpisode 2008 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:08 Update the poor NY male students will no longer have sexbot AI teacher after complaints 00:11:32 Wes joins from Japan, gives update on SOAP massage journey 00:16:45 Teacher expelled for burning boy’s private parts with knife for urinating in pants 00:21:50 Weed News: CBG is Crushing Fatty Liver, and “Cannaflavins” are now Crushing Cancer 00:30:11 Mitch McConnell update 00:33:15 Did Trump poo his pants? 00:36:45 U.S. FCC approves giant space mirror to deliver 'sunlight on demand,' For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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