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Hard Factor
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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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Oklahoma Arby’s manager accused of giving customer herpes | 6.23.26
2d ago00:51:10Tap to summarizeEpisode 1984 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:57 Reflecting pool update 00:20:07 Wes’ US Open big win with Kalshi 00:21:51 Ferrets being used to kill rats at child prison sparks trauma for kids 00:30:21 Insane Man in Singapore Tricks Kids into Extreme Diarrhea 00:38:59: Australian magician vanishes 00:41:54 Oklahoma Arby's manager accused of giving customer herpes For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →FMF Bonus Guess that Crime!!! | 6.22.26
3d ago00:51:44Tap to summarizeOn this week's edition of Florida Man Friday..... Naked woman goes on rampage with vegetable peeler and masturbates - Man threatens kids revving go karts with knives - Florida Man steals SUV from Courthouse parking lot for another police chase: Rapid Fire Mugshots = 'Guess that Crime', feat. “Bitcoin Rodney”: and much more... HAGFDW!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Shit Sandwiches, Micropenis Awareness & Great News For Potheads Who Love Guns | 6.19.26
6d ago00:46:24Tap to summarizeEpisode 1983 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 Gambling talk, is Wes a moron? 00:10:15 Great news for potheads who have guns 00:19:00 The reflecting pool is still a piece of shit, but why??? 00:29:00 Mircropenis awareness PSA 00:38:20 Cop who fed homeless man a shit sandwich has landed a big promotion in Texas For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Vietnam Cracking Down on Illegal Cat Meat Industry | 6.18.26
1w ago00:45:31Tap to summarizeEpisode 1982 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:28 Vietnam Police save 400 Cats from Illegal Cat Meat Factory 00:15:15 Horse drawn carriage takes off uncontrollably in Central Park 00:19:51 World Cup-dates: Iran immediately removed from USA after first game, and Scottish Fans have Drank Boston OUT of Beers 00:28:51 Japan is having a good World Cup so far, but haunted by High Virginity Rates and Ice Cream Cartels at home For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Man Who Habitually Squirted Sea-Men On Women for 30 Years Caught | 6.17.26
1w ago00:52:11Tap to summarizeEpisode 1981 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 The boys old trucker sketch was wild 00:06:15 A man in Australia was illegally breeding 100k madagascar hissing cockroaches 00:20:20 HOA in Alabama votes to kill 226 geese that are in a pond bothering them 00:29:20 High school admin prank picture keeps getting released 00:32:50 Florida family that got completely wrong kid is keeping the kid 00:42:20 A man that been squirting semen on women for 30 years arrested again For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Ohio Union fighting goats taking their contracts | 6.16.26
1w ago00:48:37Tap to summarizeEpisode 1980 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:41 Kalshi Dog Tie strategy 00:08:39 Soft Corner - Lemonade stand robbery 00:21:41 India plans to recover climber who died on Everest in 1996 that is a landmark 00:34:03 Recently deceased UK Man diagnosed posthumously with extremely rare “Triple Penis” 00:38:07 City Union Files Grievance Against Goats for Taking Jobs For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Did President Trump Meet With Aliens & China Is Way More Racist Than We Thought | 6.15.26
1w ago00:49:34Tap to summarizeEpisode 1979 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 1976 Fun Facts 00:07:00: Did President Trump meet with Aliens?! 00:13:45 Boy Scout troop had their balloon project shot down by an F-16 00:15:10 AI Update 00:16:45 Reddit user figures out how to use AI bots without internet or power 00:20:00 Racist and viral “Natasha Doll” in China has exposed a much darker and more racist trend amongst some Chinese citizens 00:30:10 World Cup talk: The Portuguese team refuses to leave their hotel in Florida due to alligators 00:34:35 Florida Man is pulled over with 34 empty White Claws in his car 00:36:55 Incredible story of a woman who was stuck in the mud for 3 days For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Man Hides in Bushes to Kidnap Ding-Dong Ditchers | 6.12.26
2w ago00:51:47Tap to summarizeEpisode 1977 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:50 Actually, it's an NC-3, not a Miata 00:11:30 50 year-old South Carolina Man got so mad at ding-dong ditchers, he hid in the bushes and got sweet revenge... but also kidnapping charges 00:27:33 California officer accidentally shoots fellow officer in the arm during "horseplay incident" 00:34:10 Colonel Sanders' longtime Canadian Home for sale for $1.5M Canadian 00:36:43 Steve Spielberg is dropping more aliens on us - IT'S DISCLOSURE DAY For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Trump Loves Inflation | 6.11.26
2w ago00:48:26Tap to summarizeEpisode 1977 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:20 Knicks fans are jumping Spurs fans 00:07:15 Inflation up 4.2% and Trump loves inflation and our military in wars now the ole 180 00:13:30 Epic senior prank involving 200 doors locks glued shut at school 00:18:15 Southern Baptists officially rule no women preachers 00:20:40 Bill Gates testifies before Congress and says Epstein blackmailed him and he banged chicks on the island 00:25:55 AI Pinellas County Sheriffs Office bot confuses non pedo man as pedo man, arrested him and now he’s suing 00:36:05 Iran’s men’s national team is in Mexico because they can’t be in the US and play in the US in the World Cup this Monday 00:39:00 People keep dumping in popular tourist attraction in New Zealand For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Shrek Penises & BDSM Session Turns Deadly | 6.10.26
2w ago00:48:40Tap to summarizeEpisode 1976 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 1976 Fun Facts 00:07:00: Verdict and sentencing in the Karmelo Anthony murder trial 00:13:30 How hot is “Supergirl” Milly Alcock & why is “Superman” Dean Cain making fun of her looks?! 00:25:50 BDSM session turns deadly after an idiotic mistake 00:33:05 Man escapes police in LA by jumping into a swamp and is attacked by alligators 00:40:05 Blogger sends Ohio State Senator picture of veiny Shrek penis and is now in BIG trouble For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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