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Episode 2016

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:25 Conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln are allegedly not great for sailors

00:21:55 Revisiting “Sexsomiacs,” a bullshit trend that is on the rise amongst horny men who are full of shit

00:31:30 NASA forced to debunk viral claim about the Earth losing gravity for 7 seconds on August 12th

00:34:20 Shinto Shrine in Tokyo is outlawing cosplay costumes on the grounds it's disrespectful

00:39:55 Taylor Farms now linked to Salmonella outbreak in their Jalapenos

00:41:15 Penis pump causes bomb scare in Washington DC

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