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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 Wes' Japan trip is officially ALMOST here - Shows Monday, Wednesday, Friday next 2 weeks. Live taping going away soon. Send comments. Love you Hardo Hive.

00:07:42 Trouble on the High Seas: Chicago Speedboat, (12:28) Bloodthirsty Beaver, (15:11) Killer Whale Domination

00:18:37 Japan has invented personal refrigerators for fat people to cool down

00:26:07 Reverse Cowgirl Fake News??

00:29:45 Louisiana Woman gets Horrific Genital Injury on Honduras Zip-line, Pays Over $50K to Get Home

00:36:06 Japan also Invents Sweat-Powered Shirt, Transforming Obese People into Super-human Generators

00:39:12 Japan Dealing with Corporate Shorts Crisis

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