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Have Kids, They Said…
Hosted by SiriusXM · EN
Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
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Don't Be A Potato
Mar 300:39:30Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite Dr. Seuss, talk about why taking a compliment feels so awkward, and try to crack the code on managing family schedules. “Hey Daddy” enters the chat, and Rich assigns Nicole a prank mission for Matt that could go very sideways. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also can’t just say “thank you” when someone gives them a compliment. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Where's the Punchline?
Feb 2400:36:33Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes the best part, and Sara’s stress spiral over school merch. Nicole recaps snow day hellscape, and a story about an out-of-line dad. This week’s Shower Thoughts make an appearance, and Nicole is heading to Vegas for a WEEK… which feels aggressive. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this to the friend who would absolutely book Vegas. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →It's A Sextinction
Feb 1900:40:06Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a full investigation into why she’s falling apart, Benny is navigating some big emotions, and the conversation takes a turn into sextinction and frenemies. Listen now, subscribe, leave a review, and tell us—are we ready for video or are we absolutely not ready for video? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Bring Balls Back
Feb 1800:40:16Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Heated Rivalry still has Nicole in a chokehold, and the weekend recap quickly spirals from there. They get into celebs being wildly out of touch in the courtroom, another round of 'Shower Thoughts' with the gang, and Matt smorphs into Hollywood Hogan. The never-ending house to-do list makes an appearance, Rich cannot stop talking about Traitors, awkward hibachi stories, Sara and Nicole want to bring balls back, and of course...more parenting dilemmas.Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send it to the friend who also has a house list that regenerates overnight. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →The Bunny in the Room
Feb 1200:48:04Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole addresses the bunny in the room, and things only spiral from there. They talk about people who can’t handle a simple change of plans, your most re-watched movie, and Rich casually rolling out a list of people he hates. There’s a debate over your OF line, what to do when kid activities get double-booked, and Nicole getting a little starstruck in her DMs. They dive into raising independent kids, shout out how essential teachers really are, and share near-miss moments—Rich with a close call, Nicole missing her stop… and Matt doing the exact same thing.Listen now, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also double-books their life and pretends it was strategic. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Sparkling Clean T*tties
Feb 1000:38:15Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the Super Bowl and halftime, remind everyone to please fact-check themselves, and wonder whether AI is about to take social media entirely out. Rich still cannot get Nicole on the reality-show train, they agree a nice dinner beats wild parties every time, and share worries over Nancy Guthrie. Matt is the star of today’s 'You’re Not That Cool', they close things out with 'Shower Thoughts', and ask the very important question: when will kids finally learn FaceTime etiquette?Hit play, weigh in loudly, and send this episode to the person who absolutely needs a FaceTime intervention. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Houseboats & Strippers
Feb 500:40:49Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode, Matt fills in for Rich while he’s in San Fran for the Super Bowl. The episode turns unexpectedly fiery, and honestly? It’s impossible to summarize because you basically get to listen to them fall in love again in real time. They dive into sports parent drama, feelings get loud, and Matt becomes a slam poet before anyone can stop him.Listen now, laugh with us, and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share Have Kids They Said wherever you get your podcasts. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Whole Lotta Hog
Feb 300:40:24Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Groundhog Day (and yes, it’s a whole lotta hog), are you a tater tot person, Super Bowl snacks and unhinged betting, and Nicole’s slow return to life after being super sick. They get into Grammy chatter, Rich has a proud dad moment with Emmy, Emmy asks that baby question, and two new segments make their debut: Stop Tryin’ to Be Cool and Shower Thoughts. Chaos, as always, ensues.Listen now, rate, review, and share with the friend who absolutely has too many Super Bowl opinions. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Call ME Daddy
Apr 17, 2025Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive headfirst into the chaos once again—starting with Jack Black telling kids to chill with the popcorn and Chicken Jockey (yes, that’s a thing), and Nicole's very specific (and passionate) gripe with a certain type of sports mom. Rich hits his breaking point trying to complete a collector’s set for his kids, and the duo tackles the fine line between arrogance and confidence, which can give Nicole major secondhand awkwardness. They crack the parenting code on bribery vs. incentive (at least we hope), lay down a new house rule that punishment will never affect family time, and try to figure out if teacher shopping during open house is the new norm. Plus, Nicole’s dreams are absolutely unhinged, and Rich finds himself in a full-on Larry David moment with no idea what to do. It’s messy, relatable, and hilariously real. Don’t forget to follow, rate, and review! Because if you’re gonna parent through the chaos, you might as well laugh through it too. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Alexa, Who’s The Sassiest Alive?
Oct 17, 2024Tap to summarizeThis week Nicole and Rich are back, and Nicole shares with everyone how the couple's trip went, that Rich was supposed to buy airplane tickets for many moons ago. Listeners, brace yourselves because today's episode is a FULL hybrid episode. You can say this is a mashup episode of its own. As baseball season rapidly heats up, Rich is headed to New York to catch the Mets games and surf on Nicole's couch. Nicole and Rich want to know, as Halloween approaches, which candy are you stealing from your kids? NAD+ is an anti-aging shot that Rich just discovered, and now he and Nicole will be investigating. Nicole shared songs Parker wrote when she was little, and Rich shared a few songs Emmy just wrote too. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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