Is 13 America's number?
If you're going to be THAT boring, just stay home
What did you think? Get vaccinated?
Christopher doesn't go the the hospital, except for when he does
Doctors are full of shit
Our expert opinion on the uselessness of doctors
Christopher is waiting to go to the doctor until he is 60
Too many vaccines
Christopher doesn't think people are stupid
There are no stupid decisions, only stupid people
Texas woman convicted of a felony for not returning a VHS tape
Renting from the front of the store
The Super League disaster (Soccer)
(America (the best)) Football isn't socialist
What kind of sport ends in a tie?
The Phoenix Wranglers (with cheerleaders)
Good players got wrangled
How many types of (real) Football did we have?
Christopher: SportsMan
Live sports aren't boring in person
Christopher: "Remember when David Ortiz broke Ted Williams record?" - James: blank stare
Why is the potato gendered?
The Mr. in Mr. Potato Head is actually funny and important
The story of Christopher's Lemon Pig
Scouts is better without the "Boy"
BSA created a lot of the early safety procedures for working with kids
Christopher dances around the Maypole
Christopher loves (modern) Germans