Heavyweight Short: Loch

Summary

Heavyweight Short: Loch
Heavyweight Podcast by Pushkin Industries
Release Date: December 14, 2023

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Introduction

In the episode titled "Heavyweight Short: Loch," Heavyweight host Jonathan Goldstein delves into a peculiar and nostalgic memory of a young man named Locke. The episode explores themes of memory, validation, and the quest for closure as Locke attempts to uncover the truth behind a childhood incident involving his kindergarten French immersion teacher, Madame Nicole.

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Locke’s Story: The Cheese Thief Memory

[04:06] Jonathan Goldstein (Host):
Locke, a 20-year-old with a multifaceted life as a tree planter, traveler, and student, reaches out to Heavyweight with a vivid memory he recalls from his kindergarten days in Canada. At the heart of his story is Madame Nicole, his stern French immersion teacher who Locke accuses of stealing cheese from her young students.

Locke's Claim:
Locke describes Madame Nicole as an "exact double of Edna Mode from The Incredibles" with a distinct appearance—"really tiny, short black hair, cut off at a 90-degree angle"—and a habit that stood out: stealing cheese from her students.

Locke ([05:11]): "Madame Nicole stole cheese from her five-year-old students. She’d take it as a form of punishment, though it wasn’t really a punishment because she did it anyway."

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Attempting to Validate the Memory

Frustrated by disbelief and ridicule from peers, Locke is determined to confirm the truth behind his memory. He hopes that by validating this incident, he can reclaim his credibility and confront the perceived injustice from his childhood.

Initial Attempts:
Jonathan reaches out to Locke's acquaintances to corroborate the story. Unfortunately, the responses are mixed:

• Colin ([08:38])—a reliable friend—has no recollection of the cheese theft.

  Colin ([08:38]): "I've known Locke since the class we’re talking about... but I have no memory of any cheese stealing."

• Finn ([10:44])—another brother—also initially dismisses Locke’s claims as fabrications.

  Finn ([11:00]): "Locke's like a fantasy liar. He believes the things he's lying about a lot of the time."

Despite these setbacks, Jonathan persists, driven by Locke's unwavering belief in his memory.

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Uncovering the Truth: Conversations with Locke’s Family

Determined to find evidence, Jonathan uncovers two additional sources: Locke's older brothers, Colin and Finn. Through interviews with them, a clearer picture begins to emerge.

Finn's Revelation:
Contrary to his initial skepticism, Finn acknowledges that Madame Nicole did indeed steal cheese from the students.

Finn ([10:53]): "Locke's stories about her stealing cheese... I have to say, those were true. She loved cheese immensely."

Owen's Account:
Locke's oldest brother, Owen, further corroborates the story, sharing detailed memories of Madame Nicole's cheese thefts.

Owen ([12:03]): "In kindergarten, she used to steal our cheese, especially when we brought Baby Bells. It was odd, but she insisted it was a teaching tool."

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Confronting Madame Nicole

With his family's accounts supporting his memory, Locke seeks to contact Madame Nicole for a confession. After several attempts, he finally reaches out, coordinating through Heavyweight's team.

Madame Nicole's Admission:
In a heartfelt conversation, Madame Nicole confesses to her unconventional teaching method.

Madame Nicole:
"Yes, I absolutely stole children's cheese. It was a teaching tool to help them learn the word 'fromage' and to keep the classroom engaging."

She explains that the act was meant to be humorous and memorable, reinforcing language lessons through repetition and surprise.

Madame Nicole:
"I knew the kids were getting frustrated when I’d take their cheese, but I thought the humor in their reactions made the lesson stick. It was fantastique!"

Impact on Locke:
Hearing Madame Nicole’s perspective transforms Locke's understanding of his childhood experiences. He realizes that what he perceived as punitive was, in fact, an attempt to make learning enjoyable.

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Conclusion: Closure and Reflection

Through persistent effort, Locke achieves closure by validating his childhood memory. The episode highlights the complexities of memory and the importance of seeking the truth for personal peace.

Locke:
"Now I can finally tell my story with proof. If anyone doubts me, they can refer to this episode as evidence."

Madame Nicole's actions, though unconventional, left a lasting impression on her students, illustrating how unique teaching methods can have enduring effects.

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Notable Quotes

• Locke on Madame Nicole’s Method:

  "[...] I wanted to confirm a memory. But maybe I'm not delicate enough because weeks go by and I never hear back."
  ([04:09])

• Madame Nicole on Her Actions:

  "Yes, I absolutely stole children's cheese. It was a teaching tool to help them learn the word 'fromage' and to keep the classroom engaging."
  ([23:00])

• Locke Reflecting on Closure:

  "Locke likely wouldn't even remember Madame Nicole were it not for these cheese shenanigans."
  ([26:37])

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Insights and Themes

• Memory and Perception: The episode underscores how childhood memories can shape our perceptions, sometimes leading to long-standing convictions that seek validation.

• Validation and Credibility: Locke's journey emphasizes the human need for validation and the lengths one might go to affirm personal truths.

• Unconventional Teaching Methods: Madame Nicole's unique approach raises questions about the balance between creativity and appropriateness in educational settings.

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Produced by:
Phoebe Flanagan, Mohini Madgaon, and Khalilah Holt
Supervising Producer: Stevie Lane
Special Thanks To: Pierce Zingy, Wendy Zuckerman, and Locke's mother, Dawn
Editorial Guidance: Emily Condon
Music by: Christine Fellows, John K. Sampson, Blue Dot Sessions, Sean Jacoby, and Bobby Lord

Follow Heavyweight:

• Twitter: @heavyweight
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• Email: heavyweightshowmail.com

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Conclusion

"Heavyweight Short: Loch" is a compelling exploration of how a single, seemingly trivial memory can hold significant emotional weight. Through Locke's determination and the supportive interviews with his family, the episode beautifully captures the essence of seeking truth and finding closure, even for the most unexpected of childhood memories.

Transcript

[Khalilah Holt]

Pushkin. Hello.

[Locke]

Hi.

[Khalilah Holt]

Hi. I'm just out for a walk. To what do I owe the pleasure?

[Locke]

I have a story and I thought that you in particular might be interested in it. Because it takes place in Canada.

[Khalilah Holt]

It does create a special.

[Locke]

My ears perk up a little, like Pavlov's bell.

[Khalilah Holt]

I hear Canada. Yeah, it's like my mouth starts to salivate.

[Locke]

In fact, it's not just about Canada, but it's about going to school in Canada. Which you did.

[Khalilah Holt]

Yeah, I did. I was schooled in Canada. I went through French immersion all the way from kindergarten up until 11th grade.

[Locke]

Could you introduce the show in French?

[Khalilah Holt]

Ooh, boy, that's a lot to ask. What's the name of the episode?

[Locke]

Locke. Bonjour.

[Khalilah Holt]

L' installation aujaudry. Sa se loc. Je vous souet un bonne ecoultre.

[Locke]

That's beautiful. And there are the sounds of sirens to ring us in.

[Khalilah Holt]

Yeah, they're the sirens of good narrative storytelling.

[Locke]

Watch out, everybody. I'm Khalilah Holt and this is Heavyweight. Heavyweight Short Lock. Right after the break.

[Finn]

You're listening to an iHeart podcast.

[Khalilah Holt]

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[Locke]

Sylvia Plath doing stand up comedy. Ding.

[Khalilah Holt]

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[Madame Nicole]

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[Finn]

Hello?

[Locke]

Hi, is this Lachlan?

[Finn]

Hello?

[Locke]

Hello? Can you hear me?

[Finn]

Hello?

[Locke]

Despite his lack of confirmation. This is indeed Lachlan, or Laak for short. Hi, it's Khalilah calling. How are you?

[Finn]

Oh, hi. How are you?

[Locke]

Locke is 20 years old. When I ask him what he does, he says he plants trees. But also he's traveling. But also he's kind of a student. He's a disorienting person to talk to. Like, despite the fact that we exchanged multiple emails setting up this call, I'll.

[Finn]

Be honest, I did forget that that was today. But yeah.

[Locke]

And in fact, it's Locke's questionable memory that we're here to talk about today, because he's come to me with an improbable something he recalls vividly, but that no one else believes actually happened. In revisiting this memory, Locke hopes to expose an injustice, to unseat a tyrant, to confront a nemesis he's obsessed over since he was just five years old.

[Finn]

Madame Nicole.

[Locke]

Madame Nicole, Locke's kindergarten French immersion teacher.

[Finn]

She wore, like, mean looking glasses and she kind of scowled all the time.

[Locke]

Locke describes her as an exact double of Edna mode from the Incredibles.

[Finn]

That's exactly what she looks like. Really tiny, short black hair, like, cut off really sharply, like a 90 degree angle. And she, like, would just kind of walk around and, like, do mean shit all the time.

[Locke]

But what set her apart from your garden variety evil French teacher was one particular habit. According to Locke, Madame Nicole was a thief. A cheese thief. Madame Nicole stole cheese from her five year old students.

[Finn]

Sometimes I would just walk into class and it was like, before she'd start the lesson, it was just like, oh, do you have cheese today? And I'd say, yeah. So she'd take it. You kind of never see, like, sometimes if I was in trouble, then she would, like, it would be a punishment. She'd, like, take my cheese as punishment. But it's hardly a punishment because she was gonna do it anyway. She didn't even refrigerate it. She would put it in this cabinet, like, in a little wooden cabinet, and it had a padlock on it, like, as if I was gonna try to steal my cheese back. Can you believe that?

[Locke]

I can't really believe. Seems made up like something a cartoon villain would do.

[Finn]

I know how it sounds. Believe me, it's pretty ridiculous. But that's the problem because I've told so many people and they just laugh it off. I'm running a crew for firefighting this season.

[Locke]

Fighting forest fires being another of Locke's many pursuits.

[Finn]

So, like, I have to build some sort of credibility with my Crew members. And the first time I met a bunch of my crew members, I told them this cheese story and they all started laughing and saying like, oh, come on, that's bullshit. So now all these people who are about to work for me, the only thing they know about me is that I have this like, totally false cheese story.

[Locke]

So for Locke, the frustration isn't simply that this happened, but that no one believes that it happened. Locke has lost not only his cheese but but his credibility. Because the joy of sharing an unbelievable story lies in ultimately convincing your audience that it's true. When you're done, you want them to think, wow, how completely wild. Not this man is a total liar.

[Finn]

I would just like to be able to tell the story if people believe it. Some sort of validation that I'm not completely insane. Right, Would be cool.

[Locke]

And so Locke wants me to obtain a confession from the thief herself to prove that this really went on. And what's more, he wants me to find out why it went on.

[Finn]

Because I don't think there's anyone in the world that is that big of a fan of cheese that you know, like, you're risking your career. Well, I don't know if it's worth firing over, but, you know, she's risking getting in trouble for this. Like, I just don't get it. I just don't understand at all what was going on there.

[Locke]

Before I get to what was going on there, I want some reassurance that anything was going on at all. Because if Locke can't even remember scheduling a phone call last week, what are the chances he accurately recalls something from when he was 5? I don't want to go around falsely accusing this elderly French Canadian woman of larceny. So I ask Locke if he's still in touch with anyone else from that class who might be able to corroborate his memories.

[Finn]

Yeah, I have a few friends. One of them though is like, is a notorious liar. But then another friend, he's a pretty reliable guy.

[Locke]

I start with Locke's liar friend who rustles the phone around as liars are wont to do, and then hangs up on me. But Locke's other friend, Colin, reliable as build, schedules a time to talk.

[Finn]

I've known Locke since the class that we're actually talking about.

[Locke]

Uh huh.

[Finn]

And I always thought he was so weird because he would eat the whole apple, including the core. This is kid in kindergarten. And that's just like kind of his like, personality is kind of like hardcore. Like after he finished an apple, there was just nothing Left.

[Locke]

In other words, Locke's a guy who never gives up on some things, like apples or bringing cheese thieves to justice.

[Finn]

He kind of commits to, like, weird things. Like, he has a hard time committing to university, but he's, like, so committed to getting. Getting to the bottom of the story with them. Nicole.

[Locke]

But on that front, I know Locke.

[Finn]

Has these stories about her stealing cheese, and I can't confirm or deny that.

[Locke]

Colin has no memory of any cheese stealing. What's more, his sister was also in Madame Nicole's class, and she doesn't remember it either.

[Finn]

Like, honestly, I want to say it didn't happen, but you can also tell that he's, like, frustrated by the fact.

[Locke]

That I don't remember knowing Locke. Colin says it's all too likely this story is something he invented and then convinced himself was true. I'm not altogether surprised by this turn of events, but I am disappointed that the kindergarten cheeseburglar seems to be no more than a myth. And like a terrier on the scent of some buried Brie, I can't help but dig a little more. As it turns out, there are two other people who were students of Madame Nicole Locke's older brothers. So I set up some time with his middle brother, Finn.

[Finn]

Hello?

[Locke]

Hi, Finn.

[Finn]

This is Finn. Who's this?

[Locke]

Khalila.

[Finn]

Oh, sorry. I completely forgot.

[Locke]

A family trait, I guess. Finn backs up Colin's characterization of his brother as an untrustworthy fabulist.

[Finn]

Locke's like a fantasy liar. Like, Locke believes the things he's lying about a lot of the time. If I were you, getting a call from Locke and Locke only, I would. I would hang up and move on.

[Locke]

Speaking with Finn, it seems increasingly foolish for me to put any stock in Locke's barrel of lies. Still, like a terrier with a metalworking apprenticeship, I forge ahead. When I say, madame Nicole, what are your associations?

[Finn]

So immediately, it's cheese. We all take out our sacks, and she would, like, ooh, fromage and come in and, like, grab one from somebody and then put it in her little Tupperware and go back to her desk.

[Locke]

So Finn, like Locke, remembers the thievery, which means Madame Nicole had been stealing cheese for years before Locke even came on the scene.

[Finn]

So weird. But. But it's true. That's the weirdest part of it all.

[Locke]

I also speak with Locke's oldest brother, Owen.

[Finn]

I love cheese. My mom knew that. I'm like a cheese fanatic.

[Locke]

Owen backs up Locke's story, too. He tells me in kindergarten, he used to save his precious cheese for Last, making its cruel theft all the more painful.

[Finn]

The clearest memory is probably of the first time it happened. And it was a baby bell, you know, this red beacon in my. In my lunchbox. And so just out it goes.

[Locke]

And she said, merci for our Anglophone listeners. Merci is the French word for thank you. And with that, I'm ready to get a confession from the velour herself. Or Voleus, I guess would be the feminine. I haven't taken French in a long time. I'm ready to approach Madame Nicole. If only I can find her. When you're looking for something you've lost, people always tell you to retrace your steps. So I retrace Locke's steps back to his old school.

[Finn]

If you need to speak to someone.

[Locke]

In the main Office, please press 0 to find out if Madame Nicole might still be teaching there.

[Finn]

No, she's not here.

[Locke]

Okay. Would you happen to have any contact info for her? If you sent me something, I could.

[Finn]

Send it to her.

[Locke]

And so I find myself composing a delicate email, something vague and accusationless enough not to scare off Madame Nicole. There's an old student of yours. I say he still thinks about you all the time. He wants to confirm a memory. But maybe I'm not delicate enough because weeks go by and I never hear back. The thief is on the lam. If Madame Nicole likes cheese half as much as Locke remembers, surely she must be getting her fix somewhere. So, with no other leads on how to find her, I try the only thing I can think of.

[Finn]

Hello, Marcus.

[Khalilah Holt]

Hello.

[Locke]

Where are you from?

[Khalilah Holt]

Good afternoon, Nagalchina Castro.

[Locke]

I look up every cheese shop within a 10 mile radius of Locke's old school and start calling. She was described to me as Edna Mode from the Incredibles. If you've seen that movie.

[Finn]

I'm sorry, you're asking about a specific customer.

[Locke]

Small, big? Like glasses?

[Finn]

Unfortunately, no, no, no. Thank you for calling and have a grace.

[Locke]

I do learn, though, that Madame Nicole isn't the only burglar out there. She's actually part of a grand tradition of cheese theft.

[Finn]

There are some issues with Parmigiano.

[Locke]

Like Parmigiano. Reggiano, like wheels of Parm, because you look at it for like a thousand bucks a wheel, right?

[Finn]

A lot of theft in the past, you know, you hear the stories.

[Locke]

I have not heard the stories, but by now, I'm all in. So when I get off the phone, I go looking for them. According to a report from the Consortio del fraggio. Parmigiano. Reggiano. $3 million worth of Parmesan cheese is stolen every year in Italy alone. Time magazine says cheese in general is actually the most stolen food in the world. And after my first 14 YouTube videos on the subject, I let autoplay like Jesus take the wheel. Right now, police are looking for £20,000 of stolen cheese.

[Finn]

Say cheese.

[Madame Nicole]

This teen's in trouble with police.

[Locke]

There are still some holes in this case, but detectives say they have stringed all the evidence together. Holes in this case. Say cheese. It seems like it's physically impossible for anyone reporting on cheese theft to do so without making some terrible punishment. And as someone reporting on this topic myself, I feel an obligation to my fellow journalists to join the cheese pun fray. But jokes like that are just really not my thing. I'd find it physically uncomfortable to, for example, characterize Madame Nicole as a Munster or to say that I hope to close the queso. It makes me want to throw up to think of asking something like, did you have an accomplice or did you work prove alone? You wouldn't catch me dead. Referring to all that cheese sitting in a locked cabinet as a feta compli. I'm finally saved from the depths of my despair and Chi's video induced madness by two critical pieces of information. The first comes from Locke's family. They find an old report card from that time and on it is Madame Nicole's full name. The second comes from my network of spies on the street, courtesy of Locke's honest friend, Colin.

[Finn]

I was talking to my mom and she said she might have spotted her in, like, our neighborhood.

[Locke]

She was walking near this big apartment building. Colin says maybe she lives there. And when I look up Madame Nicole's name together with the address he gave me, I find a phone number.

[Finn]

Hello?

[Madame Nicole]

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[Finn]

Hello?

[Locke]

Hey, Locke.

[Finn]

Hey. Is this Kalila?

[Locke]

It is. Oh, the O of a man who forgot he'd scheduled something. It's been a while since Locke and I last spoke. First he was working in Panama for a month and a half, and then he was deep in the Canadian wilderness. So I've been eagerly waiting to tell him how. I finally got a hold of Madame Nicole. When I caught her at home, Madame Nicole told me she didn't want to be interviewed for a podcast. She's a private person, she said. And on top of that, she's not a technological person. She, quote, hates all the machines. She doesn't have a computer or a cell phone. I imagine even hearing the word podcast gave her the feeling of a demon entering her home. She told me that she would, however, be happy to talk to Locke and for him to relay the conversation back to me. So I am wondering if you would call her and then tell me what happened after the fact.

[Finn]

Oh, man. Okay.

[Locke]

This is not the reaction I was expecting. I thought Locke would be over the moon to hear this news, but he sounds, if anything, under the moon, so.

[Finn]

Kind of the reason that I approached you guys was because I thought it was cool how, like, you'd act as the interlocutor and sort of just, like, manage the situation so one person doesn't have to.

[Locke]

Actually, sure, yeah.

[Finn]

Yeah, that's.

[Locke]

It's like Locke's reduced to a scared 5 year old kid again, afraid of getting in trouble with the teacher. So I offer a security blanket. An idea Madame Nicole has agreed to as well. We could have Mona, who's one of the other producers, listen in on the call if you need help figuring out what to say.

[Finn]

Hmm. Okay. That could work.

[Locke]

Selfishly, I also want Mona there as an insurance policy. Someone who can rat on Locke if he slips into one of his fantasy lies. Locke and I agree to figure out the details in the coming days. But the coming days go by, and then the days that come after that, and Locke doesn't respond to any of my messages. When he finally does get in touch, it's with an email that says, a dog ate my phone. I think I'm starting to see why Locke has had conflict with his teachers. But after several more weeks of excuse making, Locke admits that he'll be free one afternoon for a phone call. So Mona and I dial.

[Finn]

Hello, Locke?

[Locke]

Hey, this is Mona from Heavyweight. I'm here with Khalilah. Hello?

[Finn]

Hello?

[Locke]

This time, we catch him waiting in line for his order at a Tim Hortons. For our Anglophone listeners, that's Canada's off brand version of Dunkin Donuts.

[Finn]

Yeah, sorry, I totally mixed up the day off that I had. But, yeah. What are we doing? What's the plan here?

[Locke]

The plan, we remind him, is to call Madame Nicole.

[Finn]

Wait, Zoe, do you mean today? We'll give her a call.

[Locke]

Yeah.

[Finn]

Oh, geez. Okay. Okay.

[Locke]

I hang up and cross my fingers while Locke and Mona phone. They'll report back afterwards. For a long half hour, I sit on the floor wondering what could be going on. And after speaking with Madame Nicole, Laak and Mona call me back. I'm dying to know what happened. It was amazing.

[Finn]

Okay.

[Locke]

Locke tells me how Madame Nicole responded to his accusation right away. And she told him, incredibly, yes, she absolutely stole children's cheese.

[Finn]

Okay, I'm rattled. Right.

[Locke]

According to Madame Nicole, the thievery was a teaching tool.

[Finn]

She was really, like, drilling in the fact that she wanted us to know the word fromage. And she claims that everybody knows the word fromage now, so it obviously worked.

[Locke]

While I can appreciate Madame Nicole's willingness to try out of the box teaching methods, fromage does not, to me seem like that hard of a word to learn. There had to be something else behind it, and it turns out there was.

[Finn]

She said that she knew the kids were getting mad when she would do it, when she would steal the cheese, and she just thought the looks on their faces were so funny. That's why she kept doing it.

[Locke]

They looked stunned. She told Locke like they'd just been slapped. It was, in her words, fantastique.

[Finn]

Like in that way you could kind of perceive it as, well, she's a little crazy because she's getting a kick out of devastating these kids, but at the end of the day, it was just hilarious.

[Locke]

So it was just like a running joke with herself?

[Finn]

Yeah, pretty much, yeah.

[Locke]

A joke that made an impression all these years later. Locke likely wouldn't even remember Madame Nicole were it not for these cheese shenanigans. So maybe her teaching tool worked after all. Maybe she understood that you tend to remember the negative over the positive. Maybe she needed to keep things lively for herself to be able to pass that energy on to the kids. Or maybe she just saw an easy way to get her hands on some free cheese.

[Finn]

Like, she was adamant about how much she liked cheese, that's for sure. We weren't wrong on that front.

[Khalilah Holt]

Yeah.

[Finn]

And she says that the parents, they knew about it and they also thought it was funny. So at Christmas and at the end of the year, she would get Gifts of, like, wheels and wheels of cheese from the parents. So clearly everybody else thought it was funny, except for the kids.

[Locke]

Yeah, I think those are. Those are the highlights. How does it feel to have this confirmed directly from her mouth?

[Finn]

It's cool. Like, is this cool that. I don't know. It feels weird to say that it's over, but, like, the story is complete now. Like, I actually know what happened.

[Locke]

Locke did fantasize some of the specific details. Madame Nicole said there was no locked cabinet. She'd eat the cheese right away. And she never thieved as a punitive measure. But he was right about the basic truth. Indeed, he had a kindergarten teacher who routinely stole her student's cheese. And next time he tells this story. If anyone thinks this man is a total liar, he can point to this episode as proof of the whole thing.

[Finn]

Her voice is. Yeah, exactly how I imagined, but the tone is not. She's so friendly.

[Locke]

Did she remember you?

[Finn]

Yeah, she did. And my brothers, too. I was telling her where they had ended up. She, like, seemed to take a, like, real genuine pleasure and joy out of knowing that some of her students are having success. And really, it turns out she's just, like, a genuinely great person. I couldn't have been more wrong about her.

[Locke]

Yeah, your opinion really did a 180 here.

[Finn]

It really did. I want to redact all the. All the terrible things I might have said in the past. She's great.

[Locke]

The cartoon villain of Locke's memories has melted into a real person speaking with her all these years later. He's able to see his old teacher not the way a five year old would, but as another adult.

[Finn]

Like, now that I'm more mature, I see that this is all actually really funny. And if I were a kindergarten teacher, I'd probably be doing similar things.

[Locke]

And in fact, Locke may be doing similar things pretty soon because he tells me he's getting tired of his vagabond lifestyle, that he's ready to put down some roots. He's thinking about becoming a teacher. And if he does, he wants to be the fun kind, the kind that keeps his students guessing. The teacher they'll remember for years down the road. Now that the furniture's returning to its goodwill home, now that the last month's rent is scheming with the damage deposit, Take this moment to decide if we meant it, if we tried or felt around for far too much. From things that accidentally touch. This heavyweight short was produced by Phoebe Flanagan, Mohini Madgaon, and me, Khalilah Holt, along with Jonathan Goldstein Our supervising producer is Stevie Lane. Special thanks to Pierce Zingy, Wendy Zuckerman and extra special thanks to Locke's mom, Dawn. Editorial guidance from Emily Condon. Bobby Lord mixed the episode with original music by Christine Fellowes, John K. Sampson, Blue Dot Sessions, Sean Jacoby and Bobby Lord. Additional music credits can be found on our website gimletmedia.com heavyweight our theme song is by the Weakerlands, courtesy of Epitaph Records. Follow us on Twitter heavyweight on Instagram heavyweightpodcast or email us at our new address, heavyweightshowmail.com we'll be back next week with our last episode of the season. Foreign.

[Khalilah Holt]

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[Locke]

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[Khalilah Holt]

Sylvia Plath Happy at last. Thanks to ChatGPT ChatGPT plus free for college students through May. Restrictions apply.

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