#328: Bleh Riddle Riddle 7!

Summary

Podcast Summary: Hey Riddle Riddle Episode #328 – "Bleh Riddle Riddle 7!"

Introduction In Episode #328 of Hey Riddle Riddle, hosted by Aaron, Adel, and JPC from Headgum, the trio dives into their signature blend of humor, improvisation, and spooky storytelling. This episode, titled "Bleh Riddle Riddle 7!", released on October 30, 2024, promises a mix of mysterious encounters, Halloween-themed games, and creative improvisational segments that cater to both riddle enthusiasts and casual listeners alike.

Unexpected Hitchhiker Encounters The episode kicks off with the hosts sharing a narrative about their ill-fated attempt to drive to a rock and roll concert. As they navigate the rainy roads, they encounter a young woman in distress signaling for a ride. Adel pulls over to offer help, leading to the first intriguing interaction.

• Notable Quote:
  • Aaron (00:28): "Praying before this episode."

However, their goodwill is short-lived as the hitchhiker mysteriously disappears upon reaching a cemetery, sparking suspicions of an insurance scam. Moments later, another hitchhiker appears, heightening the tension and pushing the hosts to humorously contemplate going on a "crime spree" to preemptively address potential accusations of foul play.

• Notable Quote:
  • Adel (02:04): "That's so smart. But if you put it under your tongue, you're sure to wrap the best you've ever wrapped."

Aaron's Ghostly Encounter Transitioning from their fictional crimes, Aaron recounts a personal and eerie experience where he believes he encountered a ghost in his home. Awakening drenched in sweat, he describes seeing a mysterious woman petting his dog at the end of the bed. The encounter leaves him spiraling into fear and paranoia, contemplating whether it was a dream or something supernatural.

• Notable Quote:
  • Aaron (14:03): "Guys, it's me, Aaron. You left me back at the gas station like 15 miles ago."

Halloween Costume Guessing Game Embracing the Halloween spirit, Adel introduces a game segment where the hosts guess the top 10 trending Halloween costumes for 2024 based on a recent Time magazine article. The game is competitive, with each correct guess earning points.

• Notable Moments:

  • Adel correctly identifies "Lady Deadpool" as the 10th costume, earning JPC 10 points at [19:21].
  • JPC impressively guesses "Dr. Doom" as the 8th costume, securing another 10 points at [26:04].

• Notable Quote:

  • JPC (19:05): "I will say I think one of them... Deadpool."

Improvised Horror Movie Trailers The creative segment continues with the hosts improvising horror movie trailers based on given titles. JPC first crafts a trailer for "Werebud," a dark twist on the beloved "Air Bud" franchise, blending elements of horror with familiar sports antics.

• Notable Quote:
  • JPC (50:00): "That's like the equivalent of a gymnast breaking her leg when she turns to the judges and does the first pose before doing the vault."

Aaron follows with "She's All Bats," a parody blending high school drama with supernatural elements, while Adel participates in refining the trailers, showcasing the trio's improvisational prowess.

• Notable Quote:
  • Aaron (57:48): "Cause I'm a bunch of Bats lead me onto the moonlit floor."

Rappin' and Humor In a light-hearted twist, the hosts engage in a segment titled "Rap 4 Daddy," where they perform comedic raps. Adel humorously critiques the segment's execution, leading to playful banter and further illustrating the hosts' chemistry.

• Notable Quote:
  • Adel (63:24): "I hate come days."

Final Riddle Tease As the episode nears its end, the hosts present a riddle for the audience, setting the stage for future discussions. The riddle posed is:

• Riddle:
  • Adel (75:28): "What do you get if you cross a ghost with a detective?"

Listeners are left intrigued, with the answer promised to be revealed in the following year's episode, maintaining the show's tradition of engaging its audience with lingering mysteries.

Conclusion Episode #328 of Hey Riddle Riddle masterfully intertwines storytelling, interactive games, and improvisational comedy, all wrapped in a Halloween-themed ambiance. The hosts' seamless transitions between fictional narratives, personal anecdotes, and competitive segments create an engaging listening experience. Notable quotes sprinkled throughout the episode add to the humor and depth, making it a must-listen for both dedicated fans and newcomers seeking entertainment that goes beyond simple riddles.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Aaron (00:34): "I'm also holding a crystal to energize my thoughts and keep me strong."
• JPC (07:11): "Undead adult writes a check."
• Aaron (14:03): "Guys, it's me, Aaron. You left me back at the gas station like 15 miles ago."
• Adel (19:37): "Number eight costume is Dr. Doom. Erin, you're on the board of ten points."
• JPC (50:00): "Cause I'm a bunch of Bats lead me onto the moonlit floor."
• Adel (63:24): "I hate come days."
• Adel (75:28): "What do you get if you cross a ghost with a detective?"

This episode exemplifies Hey Riddle Riddle's unique ability to blend humor with mystery, ensuring listeners remain entertained and eagerly anticipating the next riddle.

Transcript

[Aaron]

This is a headgum podcast.

[JPC]

With the five dollar meal deal at McDonald's. You pick a McDouble, or a McChicken, then get a small fry, a small drink, and a four piece McNuggets. That's a lot of McDonald's for not a lot of money. Price and participation may vary for a limited time only.

[Aaron]

Adel.

[Adel]

Yes?

[Aaron]

Ask me what I'm doing right now.

[Adel]

Aaron, what are you doing right now?

[Aaron]

Praying. I'm praying before this episode.

[JPC]

Smart.

[Aaron]

I'm also holding a crystal to energize my thoughts and keep me strong.

[Adel]

Smart. Yes.

[JPC]

So smart.

[Adel]

That's so smart. But if you put it under your tongue, you're sure to wrap the best you've ever wrapped. Oh, man, Chief C. I'm so excited for this concert. I think this is going to absolutely rock well.

[JPC]

Yeah, I hope so. It's. You said it's a rock concert, right?

[Adel]

I lied to you a little bit. I'm so sorry, friend. It is a rock and roll concert, so.

[JPC]

Well, I'm already here. Okay. Yeah, I'm actually doing this thing now where I'm trying not to prejudge events. So even though I think that news is probably a month ago, that would have ruined my night, but okay, I'm gonna go to our rock and roll concert. I'm gonna try to have fun.

[Adel]

Woo. All right, here we come. Diantward. Oh, who's this? Oh, there's like a. Oh, yikes. It's raining pretty bad. And there's a young woman in like a white dress. I'm gonna pull over. This looks like a hit trigger here.

[JPC]

I haven't seen the thumb out yet. Maybe pull over.

[Adel]

Yeah, yeah. Hi. Do you need a ride?

[Aaron]

A Yoohoo? Are you going this way?

[Adel]

No, chocolate milk, but we are going that way. The direction of your thumb More for me then hop in the car. Ah, and we're not weirdos.

[Aaron]

Uh, me think the ladies doth protest too much. That's okay. I like a weirdo.

[JPC]

Do you have a car around here? You're. You're. You were kind of just standing by the side of the highway. Do you get a breakdown or something?

[Aaron]

Yeah, something like that. Where are you two headed?

[Adel]

We're headed to a concert. It's at that new venue, the Rock Mat. It's. I think there used to be a high school over there.

[Aaron]

Ah, yes, a high school over there.

[Adel]

Okay, well, buckle up.

[JPC]

Yeah. Anyway, buckle is west, basically. I don't know if that was unclear. We're heading west.

[Aaron]

Oh, great. That's perfect. I'VE headed west as well. What kind of concert you going to, fellas?

[JPC]

Well, it's actually kind of a sore subject that we don't really want to get into. But it's. It's rock and roll. It's rock and roll music.

[Aaron]

How can you complain about rock and roll music? It's the best kind of music to dance to.

[Adel]

Oh, yeah. Who are some of your favorite bands?

[Aaron]

Elvis.

[Adel]

He's not really a band.

[JPC]

Yeah, not really a band, but just one more, I guess. Or. Or is Elvis just your favorite?

[Aaron]

Yoo hoo. I'm almost done with it. Last chance for a sip.

[Adel]

Hey, gbc.

[JPC]

We're all good on sips.

[Adel]

I feel like she seems so young. It feels like she's getting her musical taste from like, Target graphic tees.

[JPC]

Like, I had a cousin who was so into Elvis, and I was. And he was like 10 years younger than me, and I had no idea. It's. It's. Sometimes it's just like young people will get, you know, they. They call it hyper fixation.

[Adel]

Okay. Wow. That's. Whoa. What the. Jbc. She's gone. We. We drove past that cemetery and she disappeared.

[JPC]

Oh. Oh my God. Oh, this is gonna be one of those things where we're gonna get accused of murder. This was a setup. I've seen a tick tock about this. Oh, no.

[Adel]

Do you think she opened the door and rolled out?

[JPC]

Yeah, people do this for like, insurance scams. Like either she's gonna kill someone or we're gonna get like, indicted or something. I should have paid more attention to that tick tock. They told me what to look for.

[Adel]

Damn it.

[JPC]

Well, I guess, should we go on a killing spring?

[Adel]

Oh, wait, here's another hitchhiker. It looks like a young woman.

[JPC]

And that can't be the same hitchhiker, right?

[Adel]

Yes.

[Aaron]

Guys, it's me, Aaron.

[Adel]

Oh.

[Aaron]

You left me back at the gas station like 15 miles ago.

[Adel]

Aaron, calm down.

[JPC]

We didn't leave you. Adel and I agreed that we thought you were vibing with that trash can. So we thought. We thought so you would see where it went.

[Aaron]

Turns out he was married.

[Adel]

Oh.

[JPC]

All the good ones are.

[Aaron]

Oh, God. It's fine. I don't even care. I saw a woman in a 1950s prom dress barrel roll out of your car and take off running to a cemetery.

[JPC]

Yeah, we saw a tick tock about it. We're going to get indicted, basically.

[Aaron]

No, y'all, I think that was a ghost.

[JPC]

No, we're gonna go on a crime spree now because we're gonna get indicted anyway, so we might as well go on a crime spree. Erin, you down?

[Adel]

Aaron, get. Let's all get our story straight. You down?

[Aaron]

I'm in. I'm in improv class. And they say when someone says something, you go, yes.

[JPC]

No, Aaron. That you should not apply that to all areas of life.

[Adel]

Hands in the middle. And 1, 2, 3.

[Aaron]

Happy New Year.

[Adel]

Happy Halloween. It's a new year of Halloween.

[JPC]

What if every holiday had, like, a baby? That was that, like baby New Year, but, like, basically, what if there was Baby Halloween? I want there to be baby Halloween.

[Aaron]

What's your name?

[Adel]

Well, J.C. my dear boy, you've never seen Baby Halloween. He's a little baby with a pumpkin for a head.

[JPC]

What?

[Adel]

He's a little.

[JPC]

Babies basically already have little pumpkin heads.

[Aaron]

That's true.

[Adel]

Oh, well, hold on. I'm not being clear. So the pumpkin head makes this baby sort of unstable. So when it tries to walk, the weight of its head sort of leads its forward. Sort of leads the baby forward.

[Aaron]

Have you ever seen the videos of babies and you put their hands up like this over their head, and then when you do it, it's their whole head? That's the proportion of a baby. It's so, so dumb. Um, Adult. What? How far into this are we? This is.

[Adel]

Erin, would you believe that this is Blair?

[Aaron]

Bleh.

[Adel]

Riddle riddle number seven. I believe that.

[Aaron]

No, no, no.

[Adel]

Lucky number seven. And not only is this a Blair riddle riddle, it's a mummy mummy mummy. Spider. Spider. Spiders give me such a fright. A ghoul terrifies haunted doll hair giveaway Based on its home attitude. My death in riddies and puzzies Undead addle writes a check.

[Aaron]

Undead adult writes a check.

[JPC]

Bleh. Mummy Mummy Mummy Spider Spider Spiders give me such a fright. A ghoul terrifies haunted doll hair giveaway. A ghoul terrifies haunted doll hair giveaway. Based on the tome attitude, my death and R and pies under date Check. We. We've. But we've done that before, right? That did that. That sounded new to me. Is that new?

[Adel]

No, David, we do this.

[JPC]

We've done that before every year. Every year.

[Adel]

Every year.

[JPC]

What is the show? What? Happy. Hey, let's take it to baby Halloween. Who has a special announcement for all the people out there.

[Aaron]

Hit it, baby.

[Adel]

Hit it, baby.

[Aaron]

He found it. He found it.

[JPC]

I had to get into it, but I got Ghoul Ghoul Gaga. So I got it.

[Aaron]

I thought baby with a microphone was looking up into the left trying to figure out what joke to make that.

[JPC]

Baby'S 11 months old. And it came up with Ghoul. Ghoul Gaga. So that's pretty good.

[Aaron]

It took a second though, didn't it?

[JPC]

That's. Hey, it's early. Basically hasn't mastered language yet.

[Adel]

Oh, and it's got a little Snickers. It's got a fun size Snickers in its diaper.

[Aaron]

And it looks like a regular sized Snickers proportionate to him.

[Adel]

Wow. Hey, Halloween baby. How are you doing this year?

[JPC]

I'm okay.

[Aaron]

Okay. Okay.

[Adel]

I thought it would say something spooky.

[Aaron]

But I guess don't pull the thread of that.

[JPC]

He wants us to ask Reaches. Looks like it wants milk from you.

[Adel]

Okay. Yeah, you can suckle up my teeth.

[Aaron]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Adel]

What? Aaron?

[Aaron]

We cut away. We cut away.

[Adel]

Cut away to a white Aaron. This is real life.

[Aaron]

We cut away to meet.

[JPC]

Aaron.

[Adel]

Why do you have tap shoes on all of a sudden?

[Aaron]

Spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky dance. Spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky dance. Jbc, you brought up a really good point a minute ago, which is it is early. It is 1014 for you guys, but it is 814 for me, and I fell asleep.

[JPC]

Did I bring that up?

[Aaron]

No, you said it was early.

[JPC]

Oh, I met in the episode. Oh. You asked, how long have we been doing this? And I said about five minutes. And I thought that's what you meant. I thought you, Aaron, had blacked out and lost track of time again.

[Aaron]

Well, yes, in a way I have. It is very.

[JPC]

We are recording it in the a spooky morning.

[Aaron]

We are staring down the barrel of multiple episodes that I think based on the schedule that I looked at, are all gonna be improv based. I feel this is the most afraid I have felt going into a Halloween episode.

[Adel]

Wow.

[Aaron]

I know. These are famously not my best, everybody. Hey, hey. I know I have the level of awareness that you tell me how bad I do in these episodes, and I'm telling you this year is not gonna be any better. 2025 is our year. Stay tuned one more year. I'll get it right next year.

[Adel]

All right. That sounds pretty good Now, Aaron.

[JPC]

Yeah, Aaron, that's pretty cool. It's kind of like how ADL reads a riddle every Halloween episode, but you don't get the answer till next year. Yeah, Aaron gives a performance every Halloween episode, but you don't get the good performance until next year.

[Aaron]

Exactly.

[JPC]

Yes, but it. But it's every year. What if every year they just keep getting better, Aaron? Huh? How about that? Just constant improvement.

[Aaron]

We're still having fun. You're still the one, all right.

[JPC]

It's like. It's like how every year of my life has been the best year of my life.

[Adel]

Aw, that fall off on that's going to be pretty rough.

[JPC]

Yeah, I got quite a streak going.

[Adel]

Speaking of the riddles from last year, last year I asked you, what does a witch do when she goes to a hotel?

[JPC]

I had this thought. Adel, I don't know if I've ever done this before. What does a witch do when she goes to a hotel? I knew that we were going to hear the riddle from last year, and I had this thought. I don't care. I don't care what the witch does. She could do whatever she wants at the hotel. That's her business.

[Aaron]

I care. I care. What does a witch do?

[JPC]

You don't even know her name, Erin.

[Aaron]

Okay, fair enough.

[JPC]

You don't even know her name.

[Adel]

Aaron, do you want to take a guess at her name?

[Aaron]

Janine Twist.

[JPC]

His name is Fred.

[Adel]

That's Janine.

[JPC]

The witch was a man, Aaron. Witches could be men.

[Aaron]

I'm sorry. Okay, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

[JPC]

What does the witch do when she goes to a hotel?

[Aaron]

Checks in, she goes to her broom, she gets her broom number.

[Adel]

She checks in, she goes to her broom, she gets her broom number. Her key's not working, so she goes back down, she gets a new key, and then, Aaron, she orders broom service.

[JPC]

Broom service.

[Adel]

Which is like a sex thing.

[JPC]

Yeah. What is broom service in that context? Is it the same as room service? Is she eating? Is she eating a broom on a business trip?

[Aaron]

She just. All the other restaurants are closed. She's just trying to get some sustenance, go to bed and wake up early for her meeting.

[JPC]

Yeah. So wait, but are we positing a situation where this witch is traveling and it's a witch traveling and didn't bring a broom? What do you think you're just gonna buy a broom in your destination city?

[Aaron]

Best west witch Stern.

[Adel]

What was that?

[Aaron]

Best. Best witch Stern.

[Adel]

Get him.

[Aaron]

Think of a better hotel. No, no, no. We get him this year. This year.

[JPC]

Think of a better hotel witch pun than best witch turn Edel. I dare you to. I dare you to.

[Adel]

He's thinking. Okay. Double marled tree witch.

[Aaron]

Carlton.

[JPC]

It's good, too. I do like double, double, double Boiler trouble.

[Aaron]

That's way better.

[JPC]

That's so good.

[Adel]

Now, Aaron, of course, the witch Carlton is like 800 Newt's eyes a night.

[Aaron]

Yeah. So who's even insane?

[Adel]

Something insane. Also, before we get into the full blown game show, and it is full blown this year, Aaron, I want to bring up something regarding you. Now, this past Thursday, you sent me a text at 5:14am it says. It's two texts. The first one says, I think I just saw a ghost. The second text says, are you awake? LOL. I wake up Thursday at 1:30pm and I text you, this is the most bummed I've ever been to Not. This is the most bummed I've ever been to have not been awake for a text. I'm going to need full details. Aaron, you never replied to my text.

[Aaron]

I got too embarrassed.

[JPC]

What? Yeah, that makes sense.

[Adel]

What did you see? Tell us this. You saw a ghost.

[Aaron]

First of all, JPC, Mr. I can see your face right now. There's a reason why adult gets these kinds of texts and you do not.

[Adel]

Okay, well, I said it was at.

[Aaron]

5:14Am yeah, that is also true. So, okay. I woke up with a start. Okay. I had completely sweat through my clothes. And then my sheet, that first layer of sheet, that is how much I was sweating. And I've been a little sick. And I look up and there's a woman petting my dog at the end of the bed.

[JPC]

Wow.

[Aaron]

And I look and I'm blinking and I keep blinking like really hard to try to make it go away. And it doesn't. And then she is petting Lou and then looks up at me, shocked. And we're just staring at each other.

[Adel]

Oh, so she treated you like you were a ghost.

[Aaron]

Yeah, which I'm like, in my own house. Turned it off territory enough. I'm in another situation. Like Nicole Kidman. Spoiler alert.

[JPC]

Oh, yeah.

[Aaron]

I think that I'm not a ghost, but I am a ghost in my own home.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Aaron]

And I. Then I went, okay, I'm. This maybe is a dream or something. I'm going to shut my eyes and close them so hard.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Aaron]

For 30 seconds. And I opened back up and she was gone. But then my heart started beating so fast and I was like, I never have, like, dream stuff. I never have stuff like that happen. I immediately was, who's awake? Who would get it? Who won't make fun of me? I'm so scared. And I was so scared. Texted Adol. He wasn't awake. So I just laid in bed like this. And I stared at the ceiling. She didn't seem hostile at all. And I'm sure it was just sort of like half dream state thing, but it was.

[Adel]

It like a paralysis thing. Could you move?

[Aaron]

I. It must have been something because I had such a crazy physical reaction. I was waking up, like, truly drenched in my own sweat.

[Adel]

The word. I've had a sleep paralysis four or five times in my life. And it's the worst feeling in the world because you are basically awake, but your brain is like, no, we're still dreaming, buddy. And you see whatever you see. I saw a guy looming over the end of my bed. And you go to scream and nothing comes out. You're sort of stuck in this rictus terror, mouth wide open.

[Aaron]

I had never had it, and I did not care for it. And I'm so sorry that you've ever had to experience that. Please call me.

[Adel]

I will.

[JPC]

Please call me.

[Aaron]

Yeah, please call me. This is unrelated to the. I just missed.

[JPC]

Yeah, that felt like a non sequitur. Like, I also have. That felt like a scam. Like some sort of scam. Like jumped in there. Like, hey, actually, please call me. Sounds like Adel's gonna be sending Aaron, like, $1,200 of, like, Apple gift cards or something. Yes.

[Aaron]

Because I need them to get out of a very specific kind of trouble I'm in.

[JPC]

And, Aaron, I wasn't listening to that story because I was trying to think about how to do Omni Hotel and then the word zombie. So it's like, zombie Zomnie. Zomnie Bee. Zomnibe Hotel.

[Adel]

Dread Roof Inn, Motel 666.

[JPC]

Motel 666.

[Aaron]

Motel 666.

[Adel]

Holiday Inn, parentheses to Holiday is Halloween.

[Aaron]

Okay. Yes. That one's heaven to me. You knew I'd love it. And I do. I do.

[JPC]

What about Unravel, Lodge, in parentheses, Mummy?

[Adel]

Ooh.

[Aaron]

Honestly, you should have listened to my story.

[Adel]

Okay, hold on. This is a scene.

[JPC]

Do you think it was better than Unravel, Lodge, parentheses Mummy?

[Aaron]

I do.

[JPC]

Okay. Scarier.

[Aaron]

Yes.

[JPC]

Oh, interesting. Okay, I'll listen back when the episode comes out. How about that?

[Aaron]

You won't. You never have, and you never will.

[Adel]

Ramadaracula. Ramadiracula.

[JPC]

Ramadiracula. Ramadiracula.

[Adel]

Ramadiracula.

[JPC]

That's kind of fun.

[Adel]

That's sounds like the start of something fun.

[Aaron]

Casey, hit us with that theme song one more time. Cause I want to hear that.

[JPC]

No, hit it. Hit it. Mummy, Mummy, Mummy. Spider, Spider, Spiders give me such a fright. A ghoul terrifies haunted doll Hair giveaway. A ghoul terrifies haunted giveaway based on the tome attitude my death and riddies and fuzzies on that Adult write say check.

[Adel]

Okay, so our first game today is going to be very spooky. This is a costume game. I need you two to guess the top 10 Halloween outfits for 2024 based on a Time magazine recent article.

[JPC]

Okay.

[Adel]

You'll go alternating guesses, and for each guess you get correct, you will get 10 points.

[JPC]

Okay. Aaron, would you like to go first or last?

[Aaron]

I'll go first. I think Chapel Roanoke as a Halloween costume. Yes.

[JPC]

Okay.

[Adel]

Aaron, Chapel Roan is not in the top 10.

[Aaron]

My God.

[Adel]

Now Chapel Roan Atkinson, number one with a bullet.

[JPC]

That's fun. Do we at all does this article or is there any information about the age range that we're looking at? Am I going to list off a bunch of slutty costumes? And these are all costumes for kids.

[Adel]

This is Time magazine's biggest slut costumes of 2024. It does not. It doesn't have an age mention an age. It just says, here are the top 10 trending Halloween costumes from this year, and it's a 1 through 10.

[JPC]

I will say I think one of them. Ooh, I have like a double guess, but I think. Well, I'm gonna say Deadpool.

[Aaron]

I knew that was my next guess.

[JPC]

I was, like, trying to think of what movies came out this year.

[Aaron]

Yeah.

[Adel]

Okay. JPC, I am gonna give it to you. Number 10. The very bottom one is Lady Deadpool.

[JPC]

Lady Deadpool. So that works. Deadpool's in the name.

[Adel]

That is 10 points. I will say. If anybody gets the number one answer, that'll be worth a hundred.

[JPC]

Do these all say lady in front of them, by the way? Because is this also just a, like a women's costume?

[Adel]

Yeah, I should say. I'm so sorry, Aaron. Lady Chapel Roan is on here.

[Aaron]

Oh, makes sense.

[JPC]

I'm gonna go. Wolverine's like, oh, fuck.

[Adel]

Eren, I'm so sorry. Wolverine is not on here. No lady version of Wolverine.

[JPC]

Probably 11. Erin. Probably Wolverine. Lady Wolverine was 11.

[Adel]

There is a lady version with the.

[Aaron]

Is this list all, like, pop culture things from this year, or are they some of them, like witch or whatever?

[Adel]

Now, Aaron, I'm going to say four of these I've never heard of in my fucking life.

[JPC]

Oh, my God.

[Adel]

One is someone I've heard of, but I have never heard.

[JPC]

And then someone I've heard of, but I've never. Are we doing a riddle right now? What the fuck is going on?

[Adel]

And then two. Three of them are. Two of them are like references from this year in pop culture.

[JPC]

Okay, who died this year? Which would be very inappropriate to do a Halloween costume because you know someone's going to be doing that. Okay, so we have Lady Deadpool. And whose turn is it? Did Eren go? Eren went with Wolverine, right?

[Adel]

Yes. So it is back to jpc.

[JPC]

Someone who. Oh, okay, I'll steal one. That Aaron probably would have guessed. Sabrina Carpenter.

[Adel]

Wow.

[Aaron]

My next guess. That was my next guess.

[JPC]

Is someone doing Mi espresso.

[Adel]

What's me Espresso?

[JPC]

That's her song, right?

[Adel]

Oh, I've never heard a single Sabrina Carpenter.

[JPC]

Oh, every song is a single.

[Adel]

So get lied Number nine, JBC is Sabrina Carpenter.

[JPC]

You've gotten a novel, Jen.

[Adel]

It is.

[JPC]

Wow.

[Aaron]

I'm gonna go Taylor Swift.

[Adel]

Wow. Aaron, swing a miss.

[Aaron]

Seriously?

[Adel]

Yes, seriously.

[Aaron]

What the fuck is happening?

[JPC]

Ugh. Um, I don't know. I mean, like, can I just say. Could I just say skeleton? Like, is skeleton one of them?

[Adel]

I'm so sorry. Skeleton is not one of them.

[Aaron]

Okay, could we start getting hints?

[JPC]

Are these things from, like, TikTok or some shit? Like, is this just going to be, like, stuff that I've never heard of before now?

[Adel]

One of them. JBC is a character that you and I experienced in 4DX recently, but it's not the titular character. Oh, it's not the titular character.

[JPC]

Okay, well, whose turn is it?

[Aaron]

Mine.

[Adel]

Aaron Giss.

[Aaron]

I would like a hint that's more specific to me. Oh, no, you're right. It's not my turn.

[JPC]

Oh, so it's me, the. Okay, I wanna say. Oh, man, help me out. Oh, oh, oh. Bob, the guy with the tiny head from Beetlejuice.

[Adel]

For 100 points. JBC, the number one trending Halloween costume for 2024 is shrunken head Bob. A fan of.

[JPC]

What is that costume? Is it just like a thing that goes on over your head with a tiny shrunken bob head?

[Adel]

Yeah, it's like a big safari outfit. Like a big safari outfit and then a little tiny head.

[JPC]

Man, they did him dirty in that movie. Spoilers for Beetlejuice Returns or whatever. Awful, awful movie. But they really did Bob dirty. I really thought that Bob was going to, like, make it through, but no, he just got shit on and then died. Well, I guess he was already dead, which is even worse, isn't it? You know, almost.

[Adel]

After that, Aaron, we're going to give you one final chance. You get. You're going to get three guesses to try and get one of these in the top 10. And Aaron, I'll give you a hint.

[JPC]

What the fuck? What do I do?

[Adel]

You hang tight, my man. Cause you're up 120 points.

[JPC]

Okay, I guess I just. I guess in basketball with like, the team is up 20 points, the ref is like, okay, clear the court. We're gonna give them five minutes to get as many baskets as they can.

[Adel]

Now, jpc, hold on. You said earlier you've been on TikTok, you saw something about Cemetery Law.

[JPC]

No, that was a character you.

[Adel]

Surely you've seen a TikTok where a basketball team is winning by 80 and then the coach puts in a little Rudy type.

[JPC]

Can I.

[Adel]

Shooting the ball. And the other team, the opposing team gets a rebound and accidentally hands it right to the little Rudy type until they get a basket.

[JPC]

Can I be honest? Can I be completely honest with you? When I said that thing about basketball and like clearing the court if you're up enough points, I wasn't 100% sure that that's not something that happens in professional basketball. I feel like there's a non zero chance that there is some sort of mercy rule that I'm not familiar with that they would.

[Adel]

That's how the warriors win their first title. Is that rule.

[JPC]

They said emergency rule, five minutes. And then they fucking went off just like they practiced it. Half court passes.

[Adel]

Now, Aaron, I'm gonna give you a hint for. I'll give you three different hints. Hint number one is. I'm going to say down under.

[Aaron]

Okay, Australia ref. Oh, is it the Breakdancer lady?

[Adel]

I'm going to need a name or just an attempt at a name.

[JPC]

I know her name. I know her name. Can I steal?

[Aaron]

Yes, you can steal.

[Adel]

Yes.

[JPC]

Her name is Raygun.

[Aaron]

Oh, yeah, I did know that.

[Adel]

Raygun.

[JPC]

Real name.

[Adel]

Rachel Gunn. Well, Ronald Raygun.

[JPC]

Right. I think we've done Ronald Ray Gun on the show before.

[Aaron]

Oh, God.

[Adel]

Okay, Eren, your next hint. Let me just check with you. Does Poppy Playtime mean anything to you?

[Aaron]

It means nothing to me.

[Adel]

Okay. Because that would be Catnap, a royal purple cat who is a character from Poppy Playtown, the indie horror video game series.

[JPC]

Wait, what's it called?

[Adel]

Poppy Playtime.

[JPC]

Oh. So I don't know what this is, but it seems very scary. And my nephew asked me to get him this game for Christmas one time. My nephew is young and I gave my nephew the game for Christmas. And I checked in with his dad before I bought it because I was like, this game looks like scary as shit. And this is like a little kid. Like, are you sure? Like, I think it's definitely rated, like, teen or something. And my brother was like, yeah, man. Like, he loves it. This is what he wants. I was like, okay.

[Adel]

Like a Five Nights at Freddy's situation.

[JPC]

Yeah, it seems like. I don't know. I mean, look, I'm not a spooky guy, so it's like, I never got into that, but maybe it's fine for kids to get into spooky stuff.

[Aaron]

Are there any athletes on the list?

[Adel]

There aren't. Well, there's one at number eight who's.

[JPC]

Sabrina Carpenter is the same height as Simone Biles.

[Adel]

That's something.

[JPC]

Yeah. Does that happen?

[Adel]

There's not really an athlete. There's a supervillain who appears in the Marvel comic series Fantastic Four quite often.

[JPC]

Oh, Aaron. I got this one, too.

[Adel]

He's got his PhD.

[Aaron]

Doctor.

[JPC]

Yes.

[Adel]

Yeah.

[Aaron]

Doom.

[Adel]

Yes, Aaron.

[JPC]

It's gotta be Aaron.

[Adel]

You said that with zero confidence, but you are correct. The number eight costume is Dr. Doom. Erin, you're on the board of ten points.

[JPC]

Yeah. Is that because the. Did the Fantastic Four movie come out? I think Robert Downey Jr. Okay, okay.

[Adel]

Just the announcement of, like, the cast and the whatever storyline they're following. Aaron, one final guess here. And this is going to be one of the new characters introduced in the Pixar film Inside Out 2.

[Aaron]

Anxiety.

[Adel]

Oh, Aaron, I'll give you one more guess.

[Aaron]

Oh, ennui.

[Adel]

Erin, I'll give you one more guess.

[Aaron]

Envy.

[Adel]

It's envy.

[Aaron]

Envy bigger than anxiety. I don't think so.

[Adel]

Aaron, this is Time magazine.

[JPC]

I also heard Inside Out. Didn't they not bring back a bunch of the people from the cast as well?

[Adel]

Yeah, I heard they didn't bring back Bing Bong.

[JPC]

Come on. How are you not gonna bring back the emotion of Bing Bong? I have not seen Inside out two and I have not seen any animated movies because I feel like I'm gonna have to watch all of them eventually. So I can just wait. And then at least when I watch them for the first time, I'll be like, oh, okay. Yeah, I haven't seen this.

[Adel]

That's smart to put it off until.

[JPC]

I will say that for people who have babies, truly terrifying. Being a parent.

[Aaron]

Are you okay, man?

[JPC]

It's very hard to clip their little nails. But you have to do it because they grab everything and they'll scratch you with their little nails. So we've tried a lot of things to, like, distract the baby while we're clipping their nails. And we don't have any screens on, you know, around the baby. And so I think they think that the TV is just like a mirror because they could just like see themselves in the mirror. I don't think it's ever really been odd when they're in the room, but we decided that we would put the TV on because, oh, when we go out to like, breakfast and stuff, sometimes we're in a restaurant and the baby just like, stares at a TV like. They're like, what the fuck? What is this thing? I'm like, okay, you're watching SportsCenter and a pancake house right now. But we started putting on the movie Frozen while we clip the baby's nails. And I think over the past month, the baby has watched six minutes of Frozen, but it always just picks up exactly where it's left off. And I got about six minutes into Frozen and I'm working. I'm not really watching Frozen. And I realized I've never seen Frozen.

[Aaron]

What?

[Adel]

Wow.

[JPC]

I don't think I've ever seen it. Everything that's happening in the first six minutes of Frozen is completely. I'm asking my wife. I'm like, who's that? Elsa has a sister. Is the sister in the movie?

[Aaron]

It's wild.

[JPC]

She's like, yeah.

[Aaron]

And I'm like, a hundred thousand times.

[JPC]

I just think that. I think I've seen the characters from Frozen enough that I'm like, oh, Frozen. Frozen is the blonde girl and the snowman. And I think I've seen the movie based on that. But yes, I have it.

[Aaron]

I was just reminded of a story recently. So I was an au pair in Australia and now the girls, because I was home and my mom was asking about how old they are, and I'm like, it's disturbing. They're like, like ones in her 20s and it's so upsetting. I got so old so fast. But when I was moving out of their house, because I live. When you're an au pair, you live with the family.

[Adel]

That's not right.

[Aaron]

And so I lived with this four.

[JPC]

Year old au pair is basically a nanny that you're allowed to sleep with.

[Aaron]

That's not true. I mean, if you want, but not true.

[JPC]

I guess I've been sold a bill of goods and I'm gonna have a conversation with my wife.

[Aaron]

But when I was leaving, the little one was trying to, like, get me to stay in any way she could.

[JPC]

Mm.

[Aaron]

And so I'm literally like rolling my suitcase out the door. And she's like, erin, no, Erin, please. And she takes off running to the living room, and her hands are, like, shaking, and she's opening the DVD of Frozen and, like, trying to put it in quick. Cause she knows, like, we used to love that movie and watch it together. And she's like, come on, Erin. Please, Erin, stay. Trying to get Froz Frozen on the tv, and it is the saddest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life. Oh, I just might. I get a lump in my throat just thinking about it, of her being like, this will work. This will get. This gets Erin to stay. Erin loves Frozen.

[JPC]

Erin loves Frozen. She's not leaving.

[Adel]

The irony is, the whole message of that first movie is letting things go.

[JPC]

Okay, well, I haven't seen the movie.

[Aaron]

Do, do, do.

[Adel]

Well, JBZ, the first 10 minutes are just basically geopolitical warfare.

[JPC]

It seems like it's a lot of setup. And I was like, does Frozen need setup? I'll get to it. Give about. Let's see. How long do I think it'll take me to see Frozen? Maybe, like, five months. Five months from now. Ask me how I think Frozen was, and I'll be able.

[Aaron]

Please show it to your baby when they're 11 and see if they, like, start looking down at their nails and have a response.

[JPC]

Their nails just absolutely growing.

[Adel]

Nailed it. You nailed it. For 10 additional points, 11 is the last costume on the. No, I'm joking.

[Aaron]

I was like, how is that relevant this year?

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Adel]

No, I'm joking.

[Aaron]

Yeah. No, you didn't get it.

[Adel]

I do want to do.

[JPC]

Wait. Adol. Can you really quickly just list the rest of those costumes? Because I'm just kind of curious about, like, what the fuck the. Cause we only got, like, four of them, right?

[Adel]

Let's see. Number one is Shrunken Head Bob. Number two is Raygun. Number three is Catnap from Poppy. Playtime.

[JPC]

Great.

[Adel]

Number four is Dolores, Beetlejuice's ex wife.

[JPC]

Spoiler alerts. Oh, yeah. Best part of that movie. Really Necessary.

[Adel]

Number five is Pomni, the protagonist of the animated web series the Amazing Digital Circus.

[JPC]

Okay.

[Adel]

Number six is Envy from Inside Out. Two. Number seven is Red, a protagonist into Disney film descendants.

[JPC]

Okay.

[Adel]

Number eight is Dr. Doom. Number nine, Sabrina Carpenter. Number 10, Lady Dipola.

[Aaron]

Wait, what was number what was number two?

[Adel]

Number two was Raegun.

[Aaron]

Yeah.

[JPC]

What's Lady Dipola? What the fuck is that?

[Adel]

Lady De Pola. She's like an Italian cat. She hates Fridays. She loves rigatoni.

[Aaron]

I'm all good.

[JPC]

I'm fine. I'm fine on that.

[Adel]

She's like, an anti Garfield.

[JPC]

Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. She's like, I'm anti Garfield.

[Adel]

She's like a Garfield who gesticulates more and she smacks Jon around. Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[JPC]

I love Italian Garfields.

[Adel]

Oh, just. Just the best. I do want to see a quick scene.

[JPC]

Sure.

[Adel]

Of course. When we're playing any sort of game show, you can win the scene, so keep that in mind.

[JPC]

That's right.

[Adel]

Winner will get 100 points. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you are Garfield. JPC you are John, the owner of Garfield. Owner. The term used loosely in this case because nobody owns Garfield.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Adel]

And you two are at an Olive Garden.

[JPC]

They're not going to seed us. Garfield. Okay. I don't know why you made me drive you to the Olive Garden, but they absolutely won't see. Two, please. Table for two.

[Adel]

Right this way. Is the window fine?

[JPC]

Yeah, I guess the window's fine. God damn it.

[Aaron]

Do you think I. Do you think the waiter knows I'm high on catnip and I'm about to absolutely house that lasagna?

[JPC]

Yeah. You're zoned out. You're absolutely zoned. You're like, paws akimbo, just kind of loose and it's okay. I'm sorry, waiter. It's okay that I brought a cat into the Olive Garden. That's fine.

[Aaron]

He tried to bring a date, but she canceled.

[Adel]

Yeah. Before 5 p. I noticed a cat is sort of moving its arms around, but I can't Understand meows before 5pm Cats, dogs are welcome. Yes.

[JPC]

Okay. Yeah, great. Yeah.

[Aaron]

So just his date cancel.

[JPC]

She didn't cancel Garfield, okay? She had a death in the family.

[Aaron]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[JPC]

It's true. Okay. She sent me the information. It was fingerprint and everything. There was dental records to confirm.

[Adel]

Well, when you're here, your family. So that's like someone in our family died. So we'll all wear black for the rest of our shift today. Thank you. We'll be right back with specials.

[JPC]

Great. Thank you so much. In any way. To Garfield. I'm not even sure. I'm not even sure if me and the nurse are gonna, you know, work out.

[Aaron]

I know you're not gonna work out.

[JPC]

Well, that's because when we went in for your checkup, you made me drink. And I don't want to say Loud and Olive Garden, but. Cat come. You made me drink. Cat come. Cat come.

[Adel]

That's. Someone say, cat come. Sir. Yeah.

[JPC]

Yep. I'm gonna be asked to leave.

[Adel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[JPC]

Because I said, you know. Yeah.

[Aaron]

I said, we'll Take three lasagnas to go, please.

[Adel]

Is this cat trying to talk to me or what?

[JPC]

No, no, no.

[Aaron]

It's just earlier you could. That I was talking about the girlfriend. Sir, you can understand me?

[JPC]

Sorry, cat's getting mad. It's just really one of the lasagna. Sorry, sorry.

[Adel]

See?

[JPC]

Is that right? That's the Garfield where John drinks catcom, Right?

[Aaron]

I will give you a million dollars to never say those words in that order again.

[Adel]

Jpc. I think that's every Garfield comic strip. I think it's just implied.

[JPC]

Oh, you know what? He drinks dog cum.

[Adel]

Oh, that's why Garfield keeps kicking. Odie.

[Aaron]

Adol. I would like to give you 100 points for that scene.

[Adel]

Oh, really?

[Aaron]

Yeah. Thank you so much.

[Adel]

I'll take the 100 points. That means there's none left over for the two of you. But I thought that was a fantastic scene.

[JPC]

John takes a big swing out of a cup and the nurse says, Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle. You're about to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies.

[Aaron]

What are you talking about?

[JPC]

Garfield says, I hate puppies.

[Adel]

Aaron. There is a three panel Garfield word. John.

[Aaron]

I'm kidding.

[Adel]

He's at the vet and he drinks a Dixie cup full of.

[Aaron]

Aaron, no, you're.

[Adel]

No, no, no, it's true. It's real.

[Aaron]

I'm gonna start screaming on the top of my lungs, what are you talking about?

[Adel]

Well, that's what John does after he drinks the dog cup.

[JPC]

Okay, hold on. Garfield cartoonist denies John drinks a cup of dog semen in the comic strip. Jim Davis, creator of the lasagna loving Garfield, has finally commented on his infamous May 30, 1990 comic strip at which.

[Aaron]

1999 appears to appear.

[JPC]

1990. 1990 appears to guzzle a cup of doxima veterinarian.

[Adel]

There's a point where Jim Davis was like, there's nothing left to say with this cat. And so it took a real hard turn. Now, Aaron. Hey, Aaron, here's the thing.

[Aaron]

Here's the.

[Adel]

Exactly. Aaron, here's the sticky situation. Well, poor choice of term. We do need to go to break, but legally we cannot go to break and have advertisers after we say.com more than three times.

[JPC]

Can I. Can I let you know what Jim Davis's explanation was?

[Adel]

Yeah. Yes.

[JPC]

Jim Davis says in an interview on the farm, we used to give first calf heifers a high protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves. The supplement was provided by our vet. I assumed that there would be a similar supplement. This is where it comes this is where it's bad. I assumed that there would be a similar supplement for dogs. So John is drinking a protein enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog. There you have it. I don't know, Jim. Seems like you made the guy drink dog gum.

[Adel]

Do you ever notice how Odicom is very close to modicum?

[JPC]

A modicum of odicum. A modicum.

[Adel]

A modicum of odicum.

[Aaron]

How sweet the sound.

[JPC]

No, we're not doing spooky trailers until after the break era, Casey.

[Adel]

Let's put Clair de Lune with OD orgasms.

[Aaron]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Break. We didn't need that.

[Adel]

Break.

[Aaron]

Go to break. Go to break.

[JPC]

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[Adel]

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[JPC]

Hey, move, man. We're driving. This is a road. No, can't be.

[Adel]

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[JPC]

Wait, wait, wait. Roll them down, roll them down. Squarespace.

[Adel]

Squarespace.

[Aaron]

Up or down?

[JPC]

Crack it.

[Aaron]

Okay.

[Adel]

Can you put it all the way down?

[JPC]

No, just crack it.

[Aaron]

Let me just crack it.

[JPC]

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[Adel]

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[JPC]

A growing brand, the cadence is going to drive me crazy.

[Aaron]

I love it. Rolls window down more.

[JPC]

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[Adel]

Clear Pay? We don't even have clear drinking water where I'm from.

[Aaron]

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[Adel]

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[JPC]

Don't know if it does let you do that, but I do know it has SEO tools where you can get discovered fast. With integrated SEO tools, every Squarespace website is optimized to be indexed with meta descriptions, an auto generated sitemap. And more so you show up more often to more people in global search engine results.

[Adel]

Oh, SEO Mary, Queen of Scots. Ew. Overthrow.

[Aaron]

Okay, gpc. What do we think? Hit him. Drive around. Hit Em Down.

[JPC]

Windows down. Hit this guy with the car, please.

[Aaron]

Windows up. Hit him.

[Adel]

Please don't hit me.

[JPC]

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[Adel]

Or if you're in the past, talk to the tallest horse and ask it for directions to Squarespace Dark Kingdom. That was my horse.

[JPC]

Catch it. Quick, catch it. Okay, Aaron, don't yawn. You're going to make me yawn. Hiya.

[Aaron]

Ooh.

[Adel]

Ooh.

[JPC]

I told you you wouldn't like it the way I yawn.

[Aaron]

I'm exhausted. I think I gotta. I think I gotta go home to my Helix mattress.

[Adel]

Oh, yeah. I gotta go home to my Helix mattress. I love my Helix mattress.

[JPC]

And I am home. And I'm on my Helix mattress. It's a midnight luxe. It's the best mattress I've ever had in my entire life. And I'm sleeping on it right now. And this is a dream. I would say you're my puppets.

[Aaron]

Yes, Anne.

[Adel]

Yes, Anne. Yes, Anne.

[Aaron]

Yes, Anne.

[Adel]

Gemma and I also have a midnight luxe. It's the most comfortable bed we've ever owned. It's the best sleep I've ever gotten in my life. Sometimes when our cats are being rambunctious, we'll pick one of them up, say brisket, we'll put him on the Helix, sleep immediately. He spins around three times, lays down, goes to bed. It soothes all creatures.

[Aaron]

I've had my mattress for about three years. It still is as good as it was the first night I slept on it. And anytime I have a guest come and they stay in my room, they always go, what is this mattress? I'm obsessed.

[Adel]

Oh, a guest.

[JPC]

Aaron, didn't you say that your mattress still sleeps like it's brand spanking new? And didn't you wink when you said spanking?

[Aaron]

You were here for that?

[JPC]

This could have been a different conversation. Could have had a conversation with a completely different guy.

[Aaron]

You're in my dream and you're a puppet, and I'.

[JPC]

And do we all have Helix Midnight Lux? Is that the mattress that we all have?

[Aaron]

I think so.

[JPC]

We are all the same sleeper. Wow.

[Adel]

Well, we just sleep at different times.

[JPC]

We just sleep at different times. But only one of us could be asleep at any Given time. Isn't that true? And isn't that true?

[Aaron]

Isn't that true?

[Adel]

Isn't that true? And you must remember, remember, remember, remember, remember. It is November, which means there is a November offer right now, 25% off site wide. You get two free dream pillows with any mattress purchase. There's also a free bedding bundle. You get two dream pillows, sheet set and mattress protector with any luxe or elite mattress order. And you can find all that and more by going to helixleep.com riddle again. That's helixsleep.com riddle. All right, you're going to bed.

[Aaron]

Okay?

[Adel]

You're getting comfy.

[JPC]

Helix, sleep. Sleep like a podcaster.

[Aaron]

Oh, my gosh. JPC hit us with one more yawn.

[JPC]

Yee. Oh, boy.

[Adel]

Cowboy just came running over.

[Aaron]

Hi.

[JPC]

Come in, come in, come in, come in.

[Aaron]

Welcome to my Rocket Money party. I'm celebrating the anniversary of when I downloaded Rocket Money and it changed my life and financial health. Come in, come in, come in.

[JPC]

People are really just doing whatever for parties now, huh?

[Aaron]

Yes. And guess what? Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

[Adel]

Aaron, there's no food, but there's just a ton of bowls and plates with cash on them.

[Aaron]

Yeah, because Rocket Money helped me save around $700 this year by helping me cancel my subscription. Can you believe?

[Adel]

Still an insane move to put this out at a party.

[Aaron]

I'm awesome. This party rocks. Have fun.

[JPC]

I can't eat cash. And you said come hungry, so. Well, I mean, hey, look for cash. I do love how Rocket Money lets you see all your subscriptions in one place and know exactly where your money is going. And for any you don't want any more, Rocket Money can help you cancel them with just a few taps. That, to me, is very cool.

[Adel]

What's not cool is that most Americans think they spend about $62 per month on subscriptions, but the real number is closer to $300.

[Aaron]

No.

[JPC]

Wild.

[Adel]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Wild.

[Aaron]

No.

[Adel]

I am subscribed to something called Yum Yum Yum online magazine.

[JPC]

That makes sense for you, though. Come on, though. Come on.

[Adel]

I'll keep that one. Sorry. I'll keep that one.

[Aaron]

Rocket Money has over 5 million users and has saved a total of 500 million in canceled subscriptions, saving members up to $740 a year when using all of the app's features.

[JPC]

Okay, hold on. Rocket money has 5 million users and saved 500 million canceled subscriptions. So that Means it'll save every user a million dollars. No, no, hold on.

[Aaron]

Bad math. That's why you need rocket money.

[JPC]

I need rocket money for my math.

[Aaron]

Everything is color coded JPC and is so satisfying to use and helps me stay so organized I grateful to have it.

[JPC]

Slaps the money out of ADL's mouth as he tries to eat it. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com Riddle that's RocketMoney.com Riddle R I D D L E RocketMoney.com Riddle well, it finally happened.

[Adel]

JPC came down to where I work and slapped the cash out of my mouth.

[Aaron]

Hit us with that yawn sound.

[Adel]

Oh, a wild bird. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

[JPC]

Hey Adol. Hey Aaron. I got a bone to pick with the two of you.

[Aaron]

Of course you do.

[Adel]

Okay, let's go ahead.

[JPC]

YouTube. Sometimes YouTube do a bone. I do. I do have a.

[Adel]

You don't have a bone. Oh my God, this is so embarrassing. Jpc.

[JPC]

I have a bone to pick with myself. I just haven't really been my best lately and I guess I just don't know what to do.

[Adel]

BetterHelp. Have you heard of BetterHelp?

[JPC]

JPC? BetterHelp? BetterHelp. It's online therapy designed to be convenient, flexible and suited to my schedule. Betterhelp.

[Aaron]

I know. And it's sometimes hard to remind ourselves that we're trying to make our best to make sense of everything in this crazy world. But it's not easy. Jpc. Sometimes you wake up and you don't have a bone to pick when you want to, you know.

[Adel]

Yeah.

[Aaron]

All you have to do JPC with better help is fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist. And you can switch therapists at any time for no additional charge. I've been using BetterHelp and guess what? JBC.

[JPC]

What?

[Aaron]

It helps a lot. It could help you.

[JPC]

I mean, I do like online therapy. I do like being able to, you know, email my therapist when I have like a conflict or be able to stay at home while I'm doing my therapy so I don't have to like drive all the way to an office and get into a big confrontation with a guy in the parking lot. Which is why I don't go to that parking lot anymore.

[Adel]

Oh yeah, you've had 10 to 12 bone depicts in the parking lot. Right? You can't go back to that parking lot.

[JPC]

Maybe that's why I have to go back to get my Bone depicts back. And I know we're doing an ad for something and we keep saying it's gonna help you get your Bone depicts back. And I don't want you to read it too much.

[Aaron]

You get it in the context of jbc. You understand who he is as a person that that is connected to his mojo and his sense of self.

[JPC]

Let the gratitude flow with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.comRiddle today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp. H E L p.comRiddle.

[Adel]

And we're back. Let's see what the scoreboard is. It looks like ADL has 100 points. Aaron has 20 points. JPC is sitting there with a hefty 130 points.

[JPC]

Whoa. Wow. I'm really in this. I'm really in this.

[Adel]

Pretty good.

[Aaron]

I'm really in it.

[Adel]

For the next part of our game show today, Undead Idle writes a check. We are going to do Undead writes a check. Thank you, Aaron.

[Aaron]

You're welcome.

[Adel]

We are going to do trailer. Damn near killed her. Now, this is a movie trailer game we've played a few times. You both will have two minutes to improvise the perfect horror movie trailer based on the title I give you. You will do all the voices, all the sound effects, the narration, edits, any music, et cetera, listing the cast. Your mission basically is to make me scared to miss this movie. Do we remember this game?

[JPC]

No, but I'm willing to try.

[Adel]

Tpc. That's the sort of moxie I'm looking for. So that means you're going to go first and I'm going to give you two titles. Actually, you can choose between the two. Which one sounds more appealing for your trailer? Are you ready?

[JPC]

More terrifying. Sure. Yes.

[Adel]

Again, you'll have two minutes. I'll give you a warning at the one minute mark and we'll go from there. So, jpc, your two options are Werebud, sort of a play on airbud, but with a werewolf. Werebud or Clown by law.

[JPC]

I guess that's clown by law.

[Adel]

Clown by law, not like.

[JPC]

Okay, what is clown by law? Not like clown in law, but clown by law.

[Adel]

There's a Jim Jarmusch movie called down by Law, starring Tom Waits, amongst others.

[JPC]

Got it.

[Adel]

And so I decided to say instead of down by law, this will be Clown by law.

[JPC]

Okay. And is it clown by law, like three separate words?

[Adel]

Yes. And clown by is by.

[JPC]

I thought it was going to be like a clown by law.

[Adel]

Like this is like a. Oh, yes, I see.

[JPC]

Operational Procedural, like Rule for Clowns. I'm taking the other one.

[Aaron]

I was going to say you could have creative control.

[Adel]

Yeah, sounds like I'm digging. Where? But you said werebut this is where. Bud. Jpc. You have two minutes, starting now.

[JPC]

Hey, buddy, it's okay. You know, sometimes things like this just happen. Dogs don't live forever. But, Dad, I miss him. Well, a little part of him will always be here, buried in the backyard. Your old pal, Air buddy. He was 14. That's pretty old for a golden retriever. Will I ever see him again? Well, let's just say chip me. I hope not. Lightning strikes. Lightning strikes. Rain. A single paw shoots up through the ground from the dark. Dad. Dad. Oh, my God. There's mangled crow meat all over the front porch.

[Adel]

One minute left.

[JPC]

Oh, God. Timmy. What? Must be one of those loose neighborhood coyotes. You have to be very careful. And when you come home from school, make sure you lock all the doors and never open the door. Pov. Shot of werebud grabbing a crow out of the. Tearing the crow to pieces. Nothing in the rules says a dog can't come back from the dead. That's like an old man by the side of the road. This Halloween, Air Bud returns, but not in the way of all those ones where we made everybody return and do other sports. And then there's not the ones where he's a bunch of puppies. He's bad to the bone.

[Adel]

Ooh.

[JPC]

John Tesh as Timmy, Marlon Waynes as the father, and introducing the voice of airbud, Dev Patel.

[Adel]

Wow.

[JPC]

All right.

[Aaron]

Oh, my God. That was so good.

[Adel]

Outstanding.

[Aaron]

Sort of a waste of Patel's talents to have him just go, oh, I.

[JPC]

Saw Miranda and I watched Monkey man last night.

[Adel]

Oh, yeah, it's okay. Yeah, it's okay.

[JPC]

Yeah, she's fine.

[Adel]

There's a dog in that movie.

[JPC]

Yeah. Yes, there is a dog in that movie.

[Adel]

Stray dog he takes care of, and.

[JPC]

It'S a very good dog. I remember when that dog popped on screen, I said, that's a good dog.

[Adel]

I'm reading the IMDb Interesting trivia about Air Bud. It seems like at the wrap party, a lot of the champagne flutes were actually filled with, uh, oh, Erin.

[JPC]

Erin's interested. She's like, what could it be?

[Adel]

Okay, maybe we won't read that on air, because it sounds like Air Bud played a little nasty little trick.

[JPC]

And, you know, I don't think it was necessarily Odie playing the.

[Aaron]

We could have left that bit before the break. We could have left that behind. We didn't need to bring it on this side of the break.

[JPC]

Who just drinks a cup of something at a vet's office?

[Aaron]

You guys, I'm fighting for my life over here. I'm staring down the game. I am the worst at.

[JPC]

Okay, Jared, would you like to pep yourself up? I left a cup of coffee in your immediate vicinity if you just want to take a quick sip.

[Adel]

And that's regular dog coffee here.

[JPC]

That's regular dog coffee.

[Aaron]

Okay. Yeah. You think that I'm scared a dog cum? No, I'm not. Okay. I'm not scared.

[Adel]

Wow.

[JPC]

I'm afraid it'll come.

[Adel]

Maybe the most innocent, maybe the most political statement ever that's ever been said on the show.

[Aaron]

I made no come.

[Adel]

I think that's gonna be new merch. I think I'm gonna make dog leashes that say I ain't afraid of doggo.

[Aaron]

I'm gonna give a couple a new inside joke. They're gonna. There's a couple out there that's gonna say I ain't afraid of no coming and do the Ghostbusters theme.

[JPC]

I'm doing a project right now that I won't get into too much specific stuff, but it involves me re listening to a lot of Hayward or riddle episodes and trying to pull out of context things that we say from havertal vertle episodes. Aaron and I have no problem, I think loudly saying dog cub a lot on the podcast and it's pretty easy to pull clips. You might notice that adl, he kind of threw away dog cum. That's not going to make for a very. If I tried to pull ADL from this episode saying dog cum, I would get. There's a duck hub and that's not good enough for a clip. So I think, Aaron, we gotta be much more careful with this guy when we're saying he's pranks. We gotta make sure he's saying them too. Because I think he's trying to get. I think he might try to be running for president one day because we could go back to this thing. And he's like, hey, look, my other guys were saying dog cub a bunch, but me, yeah, scot free.

[Aaron]

Did I say it?

[Adel]

Yes, you screamed it.

[JPC]

You screamed, Aaron, you said, I'm not afraid of no cub. And then you went, dude, that's a clip, baby. That's a clip.

[Adel]

That's a full on clip.

[Aaron]

That. Yes. Is so funny. Yes.

[Adel]

Now, JPC, you did get 100 points for the trailer for Werebud.

[JPC]

That's so good.

[Adel]

Maximum points allowed. So you're up to 230. Aaron, are you ready for your two titles? No. Okay, so I guess no.

[Aaron]

Here we go. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. And this year I got it.

[Adel]

Now, Aaron, here are your two options. One of these movie titles we've used in the past, but with a different twist on. Your first option is She's All Bats. Your second option is what Witches Want. Your third option is Dog Em. It's a play on Dogma with Kevin's She's All Bats.

[Aaron]

Please.

[JPC]

She's All Bats.

[Adel]

Aaron, here's the trailer for She's All Bats. This will be two minutes. I'll give you a one minute warning.

[Aaron]

I'm cold, but I'm happy. I'm seven and months. Jeffrey Something was a typical high school student. He was popular. Hey, what's up, man? He was captain of the football team. Touchdown. And he was supposed to be prom queen. Prom king. Until a new girl came to school. Um, hi. I'm very shy. I'm so shy. He made a bet with his friends. I bet you can't get the new girl to think that she's hot and cool. Wanna bet? Yeah, man. That's what I'm trying to do right now. Cool. We'll make a bet. You have to take her out and make it seem like you're sincere and they're on a date. And this is just clearly a bunch of bats wearing a dress.

[Adel]

One minute.

[Aaron]

Oh, God. Right? I'm going to give you a makeover. I'm going to give you a makeover and you're going to be hot. I think I'm falling in love. Why does this feel like I'm in quicksand? Why? How does this feel? Like this is going so slow and so bad. Then he falls in love with the bat. The girl that's made of bats. She takes off her glasses and he goes, wait, are you just a bunch of bats? And she goes, yeah, but everyone sort of has their thing in high school. Also, my mom died. That's so sad. Wait, we're at the dance and I just found. I'm in. I'm in a cute little black dress. A bunch of bats. I just found out that this was a trick. And then.

[Adel]

It'S just tall.

[Aaron]

The actors standing around looking at their scripts. All right, what do we do? What do we do? What do we do this Halloween?

[Adel]

Yes.

[Aaron]

Freddie Prinze Jr. And a bunch of bats in. She's all bat, kiss me. Cause I'm a bunch of Bats lead me onto the moonlit floor. Cause I'm a bunch of bats. I am some bats in a dress. A bunch of bats in a dress. So kill me. Yeah, she's all bats. I'm gonna have to do another one because I felt too beholden to she's all that. And I got lost in the sauce.

[JPC]

Mm. Cause you know she's all that too. Well, it's like you prepared too much. You overprepared. You were feeling over prepared for that.

[Aaron]

I'm gonna do another one. It's gonna go. It will be fully my creative.

[JPC]

Well, Aaron, hold on now. ADOL hasn't awarded points.

[Aaron]

I don't want any points for that.

[JPC]

What? I'll take her.

[Adel]

Here's what I'll say, Aaron, when you said starring Jeffrey or you said Jeffrey something went to high school, I think more trailers should be brave enough to do that. In terms of like in the small town of come back to this later. Two men were, you know, I think that's there should be more placeholders in terms of like, hey, when a trailer comes out, the movie may not be done.

[Aaron]

Done right. They haven't CGI'd all the cats yet. Yeah, this is just a trailer.

[Adel]

So Aaron, based on Jeffrey something alone, I was going to award you 90 points.

[Aaron]

I don't want them. I want to do another quick in now. Other trailer now.

[Adel]

I did hear JPC say he wants the points.

[JPC]

I'll take the points. Yeah.

[Adel]

So JPC gets 90 points. He's going to be up to 320 points.

[JPC]

I do want to do this and I know that this is atypical. This is not something I don't think we've ever done on one of these episodes before. But Adol, yes, I've prepared two options for you to do a little movie trailer.

[Adel]

Oh boy.

[JPC]

Yeah, and adult. Famously he does his movie trailers where he gives us like a scary pun on a non scary movie. Adl, you are going to get a non scary pun on a scary movie. So your two choices are it's a brand new horror film that I believe is out for this season which is Speak no Evil. So your first option is Speak no Email and your second one is a classic Drag Me to Hell which is gonna be Drag Me to Email.

[Aaron]

So oh my God.

[JPC]

You can do Speak no Email or Drag me to Email.

[Adel]

Okay, I'm gonna be doing Drag me to Email.

[JPC]

Drag Me to Email. Okay, hold on. I'm gonna give you two minutes and I'll hold up my hand when you have one minute left.

[Adel]

Okay. Chicka. The Chinese. The Chinese Chicken, chicken, chicken. Starts licking, licking.

[JPC]

Ding.

[Adel]

You've got mail. You've got mail.

[JPC]

Ding.

[Adel]

You've got ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Fills up whole screen. Fills up whole screen. Doug Reynolds didn't want to reply to his emails. His correspondence was null. Mom, I'm going out for the day. Okay, sweetie. Did you respond to your emails? Uh huh. He lied. Beverly D'Angelo is the emails.

[JPC]

The email What?

[Adel]

Well, hold on. Well hold on.

[JPC]

Keep going.

[Adel]

Let me sit down at my desk. Minimize window with my emails. Computer starts talking. Hi, it's me, Beverly D'Angelo. She plays herself. Do you might remember me from such movies as and wistful I am One minute. I used to be married or I used to be something with Al Pacino. Maybe not married, but we used to be something. How was that? It was good. Oh man. Were you upset when him and Melissa Flockhart got together? That's Harrison Ford. Who's Al Pacino? Wow, really? Check your emails. Okay, let's see. Yeah, I do have an email here. Al Pacino was in the Godfather. Yeah, that's right. How did you two meet? Hollywood. You guys have kids or anything this Halloween? Did someone say kids or something? Harrison Ford. No, no, that's Al Pacino.

[JPC]

Whoa.

[Adel]

Al Pacino's in my bedroom. Let's get to those emails, kid. I'm. Nope. Come back here. Grabs the back of his collar, pulls him to the computer. You're gonna sit here with Al Pacino and finish your emails. Drag me to emails.

[JPC]

All right. Wow, that's great.

[Aaron]

Woohoo.

[JPC]

All right, Adel, how did it feel? Did it feel harder than you thought?

[Adel]

I feel like I'm gonna quit the podcast to write this screenplay.

[Aaron]

Yeah, and I think you should.

[Adel]

That felt so easy and amazing.

[JPC]

Is it? Al Pacino had a child at 83, right? Yeah. So last year he had a child when he was 83 with his 29 year old girlfriend.

[Aaron]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Holy cow.

[Adel]

I believe the 29 year old girlfriend just left Al Pacino for Bill Maher.

[JPC]

Hey, you know, good for her. I don't believe she has a type.

[Adel]

Yeah, that's going to be wild to be like when someone's like, yeah, who's your dad? It'd be like Al Pacino and they're like the 114-year-old guy who died last century. That is a wild situation.

[JPC]

God bless.

[Adel]

Hey, God bless When you've got all that money. God bless. Here's no God bless for this game because it's all Hallows Eve, here's what I'll say. Do we want to do another round of trailers or would we rather go straight into Rap 4 Daddy trailers, please. Okay.

[JPC]

I'm obsessed with Al Pacino's 30 year old ex. This is awesome.

[Aaron]

You suggesting rap for Daddy makes me feel like the toys in Toy Story 3 when they're holding hands and falling into the fire. I'm like, no, no, no. A terrible fate awaits us. I should just accept it.

[Adel]

Yeah. And famously, everyone has cried during a rap for Daddy at least once.

[Aaron]

Yeah. Sometimes when people are too empathetic, they like can't listen to it. They're like, it's too cringe. Like it's too much for people who are sensitive to cringy things. And I understand that. It doesn't hurt my feelings if you have to fast forward through my raps to get to cheeks.

[JPC]

Her and Bill Maher are just friends, so we can put that to bed.

[Aaron]

That's how it starts.

[JPC]

68 year old TV host. Too young for her. Too young.

[Adel]

Yeah, too young. Okay, Aaron votes for another round of trailers. So, Aaron, I never see this feedback. You said people hate the rep for Daddy's segment.

[Aaron]

No, no, no. They don't like me doing rap for Daddy because it hits their cringe scale too much. They feel too bad for me that I'm so bad at rapping. They enjoy when JPC does it.

[JPC]

I'm so good at empathy that I feel bad for people I don't know.

[Aaron]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Wow, Cool.

[Adel]

Okay, well, we'll do another round of trailers. This time Aaron will have you go first.

[Aaron]

Great.

[Adel]

Your options are Screamin Demon and There will be bones.

[JPC]

Oh, wow. These are both good.

[Aaron]

Hmm.

[JPC]

What's Screamin Demon to play on?

[Adel]

Screamin and Demon kinda are. Kinda rhyme.

[JPC]

Got it.

[Aaron]

Love it.

[JPC]

Enough. I've had enough.

[Aaron]

I'll do Screamin Demon.

[Adel]

Okay, Aaron, this is Screamin Demon. You have two minutes. Your time starts now.

[Aaron]

We cut to the outside.

[Adel]

Cut to Aaron. It's the start of the trailer.

[JPC]

No, There was a 10 second. There was 10 seconds.

[Adel]

Cut to.

[Aaron]

That is the equivalent of a gymnast breaking her leg when she turns to the judges and does the first pose before doing the vault. I didn't even get to run.

[JPC]

Okay, okay, Go for it. Whenever. Hey, Erin, how about this? We start just whenever you start. That's when your time starts.

[Adel]

Open on.

[Aaron]

We open on a church. It's like a drone shot of a church. And we hear unto the operator information. People are singing in the church. And then it's raining outside. This Halloween. And the door to the church kind of swings open a little, and it's this, like, young, scary demon. And they're about to come into the church and kill everybody. And they walk into the church, and then all of a sudden, they're overtaken by the music. Whoa. What is this? I've never heard it sound like this before. Ah, a demon. Hold on, hold on, hold on one minute. I just want to hear you guys sing. That's such lovely music. We don't have music like that in hell. Well, auditions for the choir are next Friday. You have to sing Amazing Grace, but you're a demon, so you probably can't get in. Yeah, dumb demon can't get into the church choir. Okay, we'll see about that. And then it sort of like, feels like inside Llewyn Davis meets, like. Like a 90s. What am I thinking of? What's the movie I'm thinking of?

[JPC]

Can't know. Couldn't know.

[Aaron]

And then he's practicing. He's doing. He's like, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell. He's doing scales, and he goes back to hell. And his dad, the devil, goes, you think you could be in the church choir? Hell. You can't even scream good, let alone sing good. You're the worst demon. That's actually how the trailer starts. Yep, that's how the trailer starts, is the dad goes, cut to the dad. Yeah, yeah, go kill all those people in that church. But you probably are gonna fail at it. You can't do anything right. Stupid demon. Then he goes to the church, and then he hears me sing. And then it's the day that he sings for the choir, and he start. Gets up on the stage, he goes, amazing Grace. And yes, the walls start bleeding blood, but everyone starts crying tears because the screaming demon has a beautiful voice. And then it cuts to him, and he's in the choir, and he's having the best time, and he gets the big solo. Jeff Goldblum as the devil. Air Bud as Screaming Demon.

[Adel]

Yes.

[Aaron]

Coming this fall to Peacock.

[Adel]

Erin, I'm so sorry about your movie. That was fantastic. I'm so sorry. It got.

[Aaron]

Yeah, it's going straight to streaming. That's fine. I think people will see it, and it'll be so nice.

[JPC]

It's going somewhere, though, so. A lot of movies don't even come out on anything. So the fact that it's getting a release, Aaron, it's something to be proud of.

[Aaron]

Thank you so much. What did you think? Would you see it?

[JPC]

I did my favorite part. I Think of the trailer. Aaron is about a minute into the trailer where the trailer decides that the trailer actually meant to start a different place. And then it just gives you a scene. And then there's like little text that comes up on the screen that says slot this into the beginning of the trailer. I thought that was fun because it was obvious that they kind of ran out of trailer budget so they just had to kind of make do with what they had.

[Aaron]

Thank you. All right. I feel very seen.

[Adel]

Aaron, we're going to give you a full blown 100 points just for the. Just for the opening being cut to cut to. So that's going to bring up to 120jpcs. @ 320jpc. Your options are there's something about scary play on. Something about Mary or clowns. Play on jaws.

[JPC]

Let's do clowns.

[Adel]

Perfect. Your time starts now.

[JPC]

It's an exterior shot of a fishing boat on the open water. It's nighttime. The fishing boat is gently rocking kind of like back and forth on the waves. And. And then you can hear faint voices kind of like laughing and talking from outside, obviously coming from inside the fishing boat. Then we zoom inside the fishing boat and it's this round the table shot kind of Quentin Tarantino style where camera's in the middle. Or like that 70s show where we're seeing people playing cards on the fishing boat and the camera's slowly panning to each of them. All right, all right. You're the big blind. Come on. Let's get this going. Are we playing cards here? Are we pulling each other's puds? Something jpz has been saying a lot on the show lately. We're playing cards. To play cards. Just deal. Shut up and deal. Hey, whoa. Hey. I got a little. You guys ever heard of night fishing? Night fishing. Everybody knows you don't catch fish at night. Fish are kind of doing sleeping things, I think. I don't really know why we don't fish at night. Probably light is the issue.

[Adel]

One minute.

[JPC]

I heard out here on the open water, which we've been out for days and days and it's been long time since we see land. Night fishing is the way to get the best haul. I don't know. What do you think, skipper? Cut. This gamer freezes on skipper. He hasn't said a word this whole time. It was. He was the last one to be pantry. He has a pipe in his mouth. Night fishing. Well, I'd say night fishing is a sure fire way to catch a clown. It's obvious that the skipper is played by Adam Sandler, by the way. I mean, it's just like. Yeah, we can't do anything else. That's what we have. We have it for the thing. Yeah, it's. Wait, it's a clownfish. A fuel. Bula doula. A cloud. Is called clown fishing. It's obvious here.

[Aaron]

Al Pacino.

[JPC]

No, you're so. You don't know anything. Come on, Skipper. Come on, let's go. Let's just try. Let's try one round of night fishing. They all. They're on the board. They're all drinking bottles of beer. Skipper throws at his thing and he's running and he gets a bite. They're all cheering and he's starts pulling in the bite. Pulling in the bite, pulling in the bite. And then all. It's coming above the edge of the boat. And then it's just a full clown. Wet, dead. Holy shit. Skipper, that's. We caught a dead clown. Oh, no. Somebody must have killed a clown and dumped his body in the river. Oh, no. What? He made it up to the ocean. Skipper, what are we gonna do? That cloud. A dead duck. What do you mean, Skipper? And then the clown's eyes snap open and his teeth bare, and the screen goes to black. And then in big block text, it says, oh, clown. And then in below it, it says in parentheses, like Jaws.

[Adel]

Yeah. Yay.

[JPC]

Okay, okay, hold on. I didn't do my cast. It goes, Adam Sandler, Scarlett Johansson, Heath Ledger's cousin. But we have the AI thing, so it's. You'll. It's his little cousin, but he's gonna look like the Joker. Basically. It says all of that. Selena Gomez, Samuel L. Jackson, Mel Gibson. And then Mel Gibson is crossed out. I'd be like, no, not Mel Gibson. It was Mel Gibson. But then we got Vin Diesel, AI put over it. So it's. It's. Look, Mel Gibson was there. We up. We shot the whole movie with Mel Gibson. Then we realized people wouldn't like that. So now it's Mel Gibson. And then the next screen goes. And it's all. You know how. It's like, very quickly, it shows all of the names, like, the other people's names. Like, oh, wow, this movie's got a lot of people in it. It's just all the people from the American Pie movies, but you don't know their names. You see Jason Biggs and you're like, jason Biggs? Yeah, like. But the other ones go by so fast that you're like, do I actually know the. Everyone's name? Sean William Scott, is it? That's American pipe.

[Aaron]

Right?

[JPC]

But it's fast. And then it's just like, theaters this Halloween. Yeah.

[Aaron]

That's so fucking funny.

[Adel]

Tara Reid, I think maybe Tara Reid.

[JPC]

Yeah, she was in there too, as well.

[Aaron]

Is that what it says? Tara Reid.

[JPC]

Maybe she has a question mark because we can't remember if she's dead or if we did AI for her as well. We may have done, like. I don't know. We may have done, like, Drew Barrymore. Yeah, but the Tara read.

[Aaron]

Is she in Sharpnado or something?

[JPC]

That is correct. She wasn't. Sharknado. This is all in the screen.

[Adel]

This is all on the screen now. Fantastic job. Here's jpc. Here's the rub.

[JPC]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adel]

Obviously I want to give you 100 points, because that was stellar, but the minute you bring Mel Gibson into the mix, immediately your points are halved.

[JPC]

That's what the focus group said. And it's like, well, we already shot.

[Adel]

The movie, so you're at 50 points. But then you say, one of my favorite things has ever been said on the podcast, which is a full clown period wet period dead.

[Aaron]

Yeah, that was my favorite part as well. I want a T shirt that says that.

[Adel]

A sentence like a full clown wet dead deserves an additional 50 points. So you're up to 100, but yes.

[Aaron]

One baby shoe never sold. What's that?

[Adel]

Clown shoes for sale, never worn.

[Aaron]

Oh, yeah.

[Adel]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Hey, what's the story with one baby shoe? I know the classic tale, but, like, what's going on?

[Aaron]

Is it just baby shoes for sale, never worn.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Aaron]

Oh, yeah. Okay, well, that. Your. Your thing is as good as that?

[Adel]

Well, if it had the tagline, we're gonna need a bigger shoes. Yeah, I think full. So I'm gonna give you 99. I'm gonna give you 99 points.

[Aaron]

All right, I'm ready to wrap, man.

[JPC]

Damn it. 420.

[Adel]

I'm so sorry. We're out of time.

[Aaron]

Oh, no, I can't.

[JPC]

Oh, good.

[Adel]

And, Erin, I think you knew that. I think that's why you. I think that's why you. I've never heard you in seven episodes of Blair. I've never heard you say, I'm ready to rap. I think you knew right at time, which is why we're gonna have you record a rap on your own. Send it to Casey. And Casey will.

[Aaron]

Clowns are dead. Clowns are wet. Clowns are scary. Wanna bet? Clowns are fun. So are you. Clowns are cool. They wear shoes.

[JPC]

And obviously Casey's gonna slow that Way down to embarrass you. But it was very fast and very tight. It was fast and tight. Fast and tight. Great job, Aaron Adol. Hey, do we have enough time for just one riddle? Can we just hear one riddle, please? Yes, we must have enough time for one riddle.

[Adel]

Absolutely. You know what? I've had some and I just. Okay, so here's one.

[JPC]

Okay.

[Adel]

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a detective?

[JPC]

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a detective?

[Adel]

Yeah, and we'll find out next year.

[JPC]

He did it. Dang Dong did it to us.

[Adel]

Aaron, you want to say Jupiter?

[JPC]

I feel like John Arbuckle at the vet's office right now. I got switched.

[Adel]

Die Forever.

[JPC]

I Got Swapped. Starring Scaring Keith. He's scary enough.

[Adel]

Casey.

[JPC]

Tomie. It's a horror manga. Read a book. Logo created by Emily.

[Adel]

I hate come days.

[Aaron]

Oh, no.

[JPC]

Yes.

[Aaron]

No, no.

[JPC]

Yes. I got my sound bite. I got my sound bite.

[Adel]

Wait, no. I'm running for president. I'm running for president.

[Aaron]

Were we recording? Were we recording?

[JPC]

Oh, we did a whole episode. He didn't say anything. And then I got. I got come days at the very end. Oh, that's making it. That's going.

[Aaron]

Hold on.

[JPC]

I gotta write this down.

[Adel]

I hate come days.

[JPC]

I hate come days. Hey there, cakes and chandeliers. If you like that, you're gonna love this week's Patreon. We bring you some more improvised TED talks. You can listen to that plus our entire back [e-mail]. hey, Riddler. By joining the clue crew for $5 a month or start your seven day free trial or the review crew for $8 a month. Plus you get those ad free episodes. See you there.

[Aaron]

That was a headgum podcast.