Hey Riddle Riddle – Episode #329: New Old Man Puzzles with Janet Varney & Paul Sabourin

Release Date: November 6, 2024
Hosts/Authors: Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, John Patrick Coan
Guests: Janet Varney & Paul Sabourin

1. Introduction: The Cryptic Letter Conundrum ([00:51] - [02:23])

The episode kicks off with the hosts discussing mysterious cryptic letters they've each received. Janet Varney introduces the intrigue by saying, "Did you guys get this cryptic letter?" ([00:51] Janet Varney). This sets the stage for a playful investigation into the meaning behind these enigmatic messages. Paul Sabourin humorously claims, "I have taken the form of Paul Saborin, but I am in fact the ghost that haunts cryptic letters" ([02:44] Paul Sabourin), adding a supernatural twist to the discussion.

2. Anecdotes from the JoCo Cruise ([04:10] - [05:52])

Aaron Keefe reminisces about his experience on the Joco Cruise, stating, "I had the absolute pleasure of being on the Joco Cruise with these two. And I am not exaggerating when I say I had the time of my life" ([04:10] Aaron Keefe). Paul Sabourin elaborates, highlighting the inclusive and enthusiastic atmosphere: "It's a week long, sort of nerd themed cruise with comedy and music and podcasters and writers and gaming and all sorts of people exploring all sorts of enthusiasms in a cool, awesome, inclusive, welcoming atmosphere" ([04:25] Paul Sabourin). The hosts playfully tease each other about invitation exclusivity, leading to laughter and camaraderie.

3. Pushy Quarters and Shushy Quarters Tales ([06:12] - [08:17])

The conversation shifts to amusing anecdotes about casino games, particularly "Pushy Quarters." Aaron shares a hilarious story: "I had to get up and leave James show. I was taught to get a servant. Oh, I laughed so hard" ([08:17] Aaron Keefe). Paul introduces the concept of "Shushy Quarters," a clever play on words, adding to the show's lighthearted humor.

4. Interactive Bee Riddles and Games ([09:05] - [30:23])

As the episode delves into riddles, the focus turns to a bee-themed guessing game devised by John Patrick Coan (JPC). He explains the rules: "We are going to be playing a little bee guessing game where you help me identify what type of bee I'm describing" ([15:01] JPC). The hosts and guests engage in witty exchanges, solving riddles like identifying "Bebees" ([16:31] Aaron Keefe) and "Applebee's" ([19:15] Adel).

Notable interactions include:

• Janet's playful frustration when riddles stump her: "I don't care" ([08:17] Janet Varney).
• Paul's creative yet humorous answers: "Rocket bees" ([16:11] Paul Sabourin).
• The collaborative and competitive spirit as they tackle increasingly complex puzzles.

5. Character Sketches and Improvisational Scenes ([25:09] - [46:44])

The episode features several improvised scenes that blend storytelling with riddle-solving:

• Janet and Paul act out a brunch scenario with egg-themed challenges, showcasing their improvisational skills.
• The hosts create characters like "Surf Paul" and "Single Harmony Paul," adding layers of humor and creativity.
• Janet portrays Daphne from Scooby Doo, interacting with JPC's Scooby Doo persona, leading to comedic moments and playful banter.

Paul Sabourin introduces a multiplicity of "Pauls," each with distinct personalities, culminating in a humorous mock-meeting about managing their collective identities.

6. Final Riddles and Wrap-Up ([46:44] - [66:58])

As the episode nears its end, the hosts transition to more traditional riddles from Janet's book, "Riddles Everywhere." They present riddles like:

• "I tremble and shake at the least breath of breeze, yet I can take as much weight as you please."
  Answer: Water ([48:20] Paul Sabourin)

• "Children make something that no one can see."
  Answer: Noise ([48:54] Aaron Keefe)

The hosts conclude with humorous reflections on the riddle-solving process and tease future episodes, including promotions for their Joco Cruise and other ventures. Janet Varney humorously interjects about potential offensive content, maintaining the show's playful tone.

Notable Quotes:

• Paul Sabourin: "It's a week long, sort of nerd themed cruise with comedy and music and podcasters and writers and gaming and all sorts of people exploring all sorts of enthusiasms in a cool, awesome, inclusive, welcoming atmosphere." ([04:25])
• Aaron Keefe: "Paul made me laugh so hard, I got sick." ([04:10])
• JPC: "We are going to be playing a little bee guessing game where you help me identify what type of bee I'm describing." ([15:01])
• Janet Varney: "I am this close to catching the Mothman. That's what I call Richard Gere." ([03:40])

Conclusion

Episode #329 of Hey Riddle Riddle masterfully blends humor, improvisation, and riddle-solving, enriched by the dynamic contributions of guest Janet Varney and Paul Sabourin. From mysterious cryptic letters to interactive bee riddles and playful character sketches, the episode offers an engaging and entertaining experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike. The seamless integration of jokes, anecdotes, and intellectual puzzles underscores the podcast's unique charm and ingenuity.

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