#346: Most Sharks Do Not

Summary

Episode #346: "Most Sharks Do Not"

Release Date: March 5, 2025
Hosts: Adol Refai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Coan
Podcast: Hey Riddle Riddle by Headgum

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Overview

In Episode #346 titled "Most Sharks Do Not," the hosts of Hey Riddle Riddle dive into a whimsical exploration of marine biology riddles, improvisational comedy, and humorous skits. This episode blends lighthearted banter with engaging puzzles, all while navigating quirky challenges posed by the fictitious Riddle Council. Listeners are treated to a rich tapestry of jokes, playful debates, and creative improvisations that embody the show's signature humor.

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1. The Riddle Council's Rebuke Timestamp: 00:52 – 02:31

The episode kicks off with the hosts receiving a stern letter from the Riddle Council, expressing dissatisfaction with the podcast's self-description and riddle content. This sets a humorous tone as the trio debates the council's exaggerated threat of "cease and decease."

• Adol Refai [01:05]: "They're like fuddy duddies."

• Aaron Keefe [01:14]: "A cease and deceased is one of the worst letters you can send someone. Not only should they stop what they're doing, but they should die."

The playful banter continues as they grapple with the council's criticisms about overusing the term "riddle" in their podcast title without delivering substantial riddle content.

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2. Debunking the Shark Myth Timestamp: 09:21 – 13:38

Central to this episode is the engaging debate on whether sharks fart, a topic that spirals into a humorous exploration of marine biology myths.

• JPC [09:21]: "Aaron, please Google, do sharks fart?"

• Aaron Keefe [09:58]: "Most sharks do not fart."

The hosts delve into scientific tidbits, revealing that only certain shark species, like sand tiger sharks, can release gas. They extend the conversation to other marine creatures, debating the digestive peculiarities of fish, birds, and insects.

• Adol Refai [13:38]: "Birds don't fart because they don't have the necessary gas-producing gut."

This segment is peppered with witty remarks and light-hearted misinformation, showcasing the hosts' improvisational prowess.

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3. Improvisational Skits and Celebrity Riddles Timestamp: 16:07 – 37:15

Transitioning from factual debates, the podcast introduces improvisational skits that intertwine with playful riddles involving celebrity puns.

• Aaron Keefe [17:18]: "This actor, known for playing Sonny Corleone in the Godfather, is snacking on a French custard dessert while driving on a German highway famous for having no speed limit."

• JPC [18:09]: "James Caan eating flan on the Autobahn."

These creative riddles blend celebrity references with everyday scenarios, leading to amusing interpretations and spontaneous humor among the hosts.

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4. Space-Themed Riddles and Banter Timestamp: 37:15 – 65:45

The conversation shifts to space-themed riddles, where the hosts engage in a fictional space mission scenario, weaving in jokes about astronomers and celestial phenomena.

• Aaron Keefe [58:37]: "What do you call a person who is crazy about going into space?"

• JPC [51:05]: "Meteorinary."

The skits depict astronauts dealing with humorous challenges, such as budget constraints leading to makeshift spacecraft materials, adding a sci-fi twist to their comedic dialogue.

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5. Audience Interaction and Voicemail Segments Timestamp: 65:45 – 70:02

Towards the end, the hosts incorporate listener contributions through voicemails, fostering a sense of community and engagement.

• Adol Refai [67:07]: "I had a bit of a minty bee and could only listen to three things without crying for two weeks. All I listened to were the following three things."

• Aaron Keefe [64:12]: "Hi, Erin. Hi, JPC. My name is Spider..."

These segments not only entertain but also encourage audience participation, making listeners feel integral to the show's dynamic.

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Notable Quotes

• Adol Refai [00:59]: "They're not happy that we called ourselves a little podcast."

• Aaron Keefe [09:58]: "Most sharks do not fart."

• JPC [17:15]: "You make it into, like, a coherent sentence."

• Adol Refai [65:36]: "If you're running out of leg space for this tattoo, we got seven more legs."

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Conclusion

Episode #346 of Hey Riddle Riddle masterfully blends riddle-solving with improvisational comedy, creating an engaging and entertaining experience for listeners. From debunking the myth of shark flatulence to crafting celebrity riddles and embarking on fictional space missions, the hosts demonstrate their comedic chemistry and creative flair. The inclusion of audience interactions further enriches the episode, making it a standout installment in the podcast series.

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Transcript

[Aaron Keefe]

This is a headgum podcast.

[Adol Refai]

Get the Angel REEF Special at McDonald's. Now let's break it down. My favorite barbecue sauce, American cheese, crispy bacon, pickles, onions, and a sesame seed bun, of course. And don't forget the fries and the drinks. Sound good? Ba da ba ba ba. I participate in restaurants for a limited time. The doctor was the mother he stood on a block of ice. Both of them were goldfish. It was the cabin of an airplane. He stabbed him with an ice away and the horses seem right.

[Aaron Keefe]

Hey, guys, we just got a letter from the Riddle Council, and I'm reading through it.

[JPC]

Yeah. How bad, Aaron? How bad?

[Aaron Keefe]

They're not happy. They're not happy that we called ourselves a little podcast.

[Adol Refai]

They're like fuddy duddies. You know those guys?

[JPC]

Is it like a cease and deceased or whatever?

[Aaron Keefe]

Cease and decease? Yeah. Stop and die.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Stopper will kill you. Stop and die. That's cease and deceased.

[Aaron Keefe]

Cease.

[Adol Refai]

A cease and deceased is one of the worst letters you can send someone. Not only should they stop what they're doing, but they should die.

[JPC]

I think that's good. If someone's ever annoying you to just yell stop and die.

[Aaron Keefe]

Oh, guys, they're really mad that we put riddle in our title twice and we only do a couple riddles per episode.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, my God. Honestly, I had to think about that for a second. I was like, is it in there twice?

[Aaron Keefe]

We have 90 days to kill each other or they'll do it for us.

[JPC]

Oh, my God.

[Aaron Keefe]

This just feels. Should I just put it in the paperwork pile? I don't really want to deal with this.

[Adol Refai]

Well, whenever someone's like, you have 90 days to do something or I'll do it for you, I'm like, well, then you'll be doing it for me. I mean, what kind of threat is this?

[JPC]

And we should say even. Even if you think listeners, even if you think you haven't heard about the Riddle Council, their tendrils are everywhere. RC Cola. That stands for Riddle Council Cola.

[Adol Refai]

Anything else?

[JPC]

It might just be the one.

[Adol Refai]

It just might be that. But even that is like. Oh, and I know it's not like the biggest brand of cola. Maybe you haven't heard of it or seen it in, like 20 years, but it's bigger than your brand of cola.

[JPC]

Yeah. Knife right in the neck.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, thank you. You opened up my RC Cola.

[Aaron Keefe]

Damn it. Very famous people have been in the Riddle Council. Ray Charles, Russell Crowe, Rosemary Clooney, Roger Clemens.

[JPC]

Aaron, I'm gonna ask this one time, and I'm not gonna ask it again. Did you google celebrities with RC initials?

[Aaron Keefe]

I'm not allowed to Google.

[JPC]

Wow, there must be pun. I just got a letter from the Ruddle council. Said there must be punishment for Aaron breaking the rules.

[Aaron Keefe]

Rob Cordry. Oh my God. What's the punishment? What do I get? This was my rule and I broke it.

[Adol Refai]

Oh God. I can't think of anyone without googling a celebrity that is rc. Rosemary Cash, Richard Kickson.

[JPC]

Raul Coolia.

[Adol Refai]

Oh boy, can I even think of.

[JPC]

Roberto Clemente, Ron Kurlman.

[Adol Refai]

Oh boy. Just anyone with our first name would be helpful.

[JPC]

Rita Kudner.

[Aaron Keefe]

Well anyways, welcome to hey Riddle Riddle at Dattlets jpc. We're not allowed to Google this year and I broke the rule.

[JPC]

Yeah. Aaron, do you mind stepping to the side here? Okay, just for one second.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, just outside.

[JPC]

Hey gpc, what do we think the punishment should be? Maybe she now has to google every episode.

[Adol Refai]

That's actually a really good punishment. It's like the we caught her smoking. Now she has to smoke the whole pack.

[JPC]

The whole pack. Put her to the closet. Don't come out till you smoke the whole pack. Which is insane because where's that smoke going if you're smoking cigarettes in the closet? Til the pack.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, all my jackets are in there, guys. Sorry.

[Aaron Keefe]

I'm smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.

[Adol Refai]

Oh hey Aaron, you never have to apologize for being cool.

[JPC]

Aaron, every episode. We are now going to ask you to google something and you have to google it.

[Aaron Keefe]

No, I don't want to learn.

[Adol Refai]

Oh Aaron, the point of this will not be knowledge, it will be punishment. We will be having you google some of the worst stuff that you could ever imagine. Googling.

[JPC]

Aaron, go ahead. Do you have your Google open trader?

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah.

[JPC]

I want you to google Richard Gere net worth.

[Aaron Keefe]

Richard Gere gerbil.

[Adol Refai]

No, no, no.

[JPC]

We all know what's going on there.

[Aaron Keefe]

Richard Trump. Richard Gere net worth 2024.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. What is his net worth?

[Aaron Keefe]

It said Richard Gere put a gerbil up his ass. No, that's not what it said. He In 2024 he sold his Connecticut home for 10.75 million and he was planning on moving to Spain.

[JPC]

Just put 10.8. What are we doing?

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, what are we doing?

[JPC]

Aaron, I'm so sorry. That sounds like a very cool successful sale. But that does not.

[Aaron Keefe]

He's worth 120 million.

[JPC]

Thank you.

[Aaron Keefe]

Says the Internet. But the Internet also says you're worth a million, so it's way low. Yeah, it's way low. You just sold Your Connecticut home for 10.8 million.

[Adol Refai]

He just bought Richard. He paid out the ass for Richard Gears.

[JPC]

He paid out the ass gerbil up the ass for.

[Adol Refai]

All right, Aaron, go ahead and Google Unabomber manifesto. Good points. .

[Aaron Keefe]

Why is [e-mail] what is this?

[Adol Refai]

There's some good points in there. Ted Kaczynski knew his stuff. Complete psychopath knew his stuff.

[JPC]

He went to mit, right?

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, I think so. Mit, that's the one that is in, like, a shack in the middle of the woods, right?

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah, we've all been to mit. Did I go to the school? No, but I've walked through the campus.

[Adol Refai]

I've worn an mit T, E, N, S. Cool.

[Aaron Keefe]

This guy's worn mittens. That's fucking sick, bro.

[Adol Refai]

All right, well, Aaron, you're in huge trouble if you're listening to this. We are currently in the middle of the ocean. Isn't that crazy? We don't like to announce kind of where we are or where we're going to be on the podcast because of Killers. But if there's any of you. What are they called? Oh, pirates. If there's any of you pirates out there that are listening to this, you know where to find us. We're in the middle of the ocean right now, baby.

[Aaron Keefe]

What do you think you're doing right now? As this episode comes out?

[Adol Refai]

This episode drops at 3am Central Time. So right when this episode drops, Wednesday, 3am, I am.

[Aaron Keefe]

Is that when it drops? I thought it dropped at midnight Central time.

[Adol Refai]

No, 3:00am oh, okay. And Aaron, you post some of these episodes. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yes, yes, yes.

[JPC]

Aaron, I've been posting at midnight as well.

[Aaron Keefe]

Okay, okay.

[Adol Refai]

So.

[JPC]

Oh, no.

[Aaron Keefe]

He's gonna think he smoked a whole pack at all.

[Adol Refai]

We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do an impromptu little meeting. So we. When they. When the network emails us, unfortunately, we do have to read those emails. I know, I know.

[Aaron Keefe]

Nobody wants to have the Patreon. I post the Patreon at 10:00pm yes.

[Adol Refai]

Aaron, that is correct. The Patreon posts at midnight. That is.

[Aaron Keefe]

And then 1am is for the main.

[Adol Refai]

Feed, which for you is 3am no.

[Aaron Keefe]

It'S 1am for me, it's for you.

[Adol Refai]

It'S 3am yeah, but it's essentially the same thing. This is the main feed episode. So we all figured it out. We know where we are.

[Aaron Keefe]

I feel like a patriot.

[JPC]

I'll say right now, Wednesday, 3am I'm probably eating breakfast or lunch.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. Oh, gosh.

[Aaron Keefe]

I wonder what I'm doing well. It would be kind of 5am I think I'm probably asleep right now. And then I'm probably sort of laughing with my friends. If you're listening to this later in.

[Adol Refai]

The day, I'm probably asleep right now. But Mariah did tell me the other night we were sleeping and she kind of like, I think she woke up, she had to go to the bathroom or something. But I was asleep as well and she saw me go, what? While I was asleep. Now I don't remember this at all.

[Aaron Keefe]

That's scary.

[Adol Refai]

But I had a little laugh and I kind of gave a little like, what's going on? Like, what is this? So I don't remember when we talked about it the next day. I don't remember if I was having a dream. I very rarely remember my dreams, but thought that was funny. I thought that was fun. I was having a good time in a dream. So that's my guess. 3:00am Good.

[JPC]

You have dream friends.

[Aaron Keefe]

Scary stuff, man.

[Adol Refai]

Scary stuff, scary stuff.

[JPC]

How many sharks do we think we've seen at this point on the boat?

[Aaron Keefe]

Loan sharks.

[JPC]

Card sharks. Shark sharks. Jetson sharks.

[Adol Refai]

I wanted to say like shark, shark. Like a shark. As like a shark. But I was like, what is this? What? You know, how do I make like a shark pants? I don't know.

[JPC]

I think it's impossible for sharks to sharp. Because they don't wear pants.

[Adol Refai]

Because they don't wear pants. They're just always in the water. Yeah, well, I guess. And do they fart? No. Why would they?

[JPC]

Oh, Aaron. Gbc. This is the perfect episode for Aaron. Broken her oath. Aaron, please Google, do sharks fart?

[Adol Refai]

Aaron, go ahead and google. Do sharks fart?

[JPC]

Do sharks fart? Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot. Do sharks fart? Doot doot doot.

[Aaron Keefe]

Most sharks do not fart.

[JPC]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Aaron Keefe]

But sand sharks throwing off all banana.

[Adol Refai]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Battle's dead.

[JPC]

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard this. They are calling out shark.

[Aaron Keefe]

Casey loves it too. That's so embarrassing. I would be so embarrassed about it.

[Adol Refai]

Feels like the answer is also written by sharks. Like do sharks fart? Most sharks don't.

[JPC]

And then whoever, whatever shark said that turn their head to look at like Kyle to look at like one shark.

[Adol Refai]

Specifically, famously can't turn their head, turn their whole body. It's not subtle at all. They turn their whole ass body to look at one shark.

[Aaron Keefe]

Oh, you guys. I'M crying.

[Adol Refai]

Sharks just ate a big bean fish. And it's like, what?

[JPC]

Kyle's like, I guess I'll keep moving or else I'll die. Like, I have to keep going to different communities. Cause I'm the one shark who farts. That's a children's book. The one shark. The one shark who farts.

[Aaron Keefe]

I love it.

[JPC]

Hold on. I'm writing this down.

[Adol Refai]

You were saying that what type of shark does fart?

[Aaron Keefe]

There's a type that farts. I have terrible. I've got good news and good news. Sand tiger sharks can release gas bubbles from their cloaca.

[JPC]

Just say fart. What are we doing?

[Aaron Keefe]

But most shark species do not fart. But other fish. You guys, some bony fish have swim bladders that are connected to their digestive tract. These fish can release gas from their swim bladders through their mouths. Through their mouths. Fish are farting through their mouths.

[JPC]

This changes everything. Fish fart out their mouth. Not all sharks fart. One does this.

[Aaron Keefe]

Only one shark farts.

[Adol Refai]

What would you do if you were hanging out with some friends and a friend, like, burped, but the sound that came out from the burp was the sound of a fart.

[Aaron Keefe]

I would find new friends as a burp. Jellyfish, corals, and sea anemones cannot fart because they. Yeah, okay.

[JPC]

That must be so painful.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. Does it say can, or does it say may? Is it one of those things where you ask your teacher, like, can I go to the bathroom? And they're like, they may fart.

[Aaron Keefe]

They may fart. Squid, octopus, and cuttlefish. You can fart.

[JPC]

That makes sense.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, I believe squids can fart.

[Aaron Keefe]

Sharks don't pee. Their urine is absorbed into the flesh.

[Adol Refai]

What?

[JPC]

That's not healthy.

[Adol Refai]

Honestly, that sounds like the most healthy thing. It sounds like, like, sharks are wearing, like, a still suit. Like, they're like Fremen. I would honestly.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah, I could just warm the pee.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, God.

[JPC]

But what if I hate to do this. Maybe the number one answer of all time from our podcast. How would you pee out? The poison?

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, that's right. The poison would just stay in. That'd be rough. That would be rough.

[Aaron Keefe]

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. And there's absolutely no way to tell if some fish get thirsty or not.

[JPC]

Aaron.

[Aaron Keefe]

What?

[JPC]

Aaron, we asked you to Google very specifically, do sharks.

[Aaron Keefe]

Stingrays are. Stingrays can burp. Stingrays can burp.

[JPC]

What did you say about some sharks feel like sandpaper. What was it?

[Aaron Keefe]

Their skin feels like sandpaper. I thought they were Gonna be slim.

[JPC]

What was the other part of that? You said something else.

[Aaron Keefe]

Stingrays can burp.

[JPC]

No.

[Adol Refai]

Oh.

[Aaron Keefe]

Oh. There's no way to tell if fish can get thirsty.

[JPC]

Yeah. Aaron, what are you talking about? They live in water.

[Aaron Keefe]

I know. Well, they absorb water, but also there's no way.

[JPC]

How do we even begin to unpack?

[Aaron Keefe]

Saltwater fish have to drink.

[JPC]

There's no way to tell fish get thirsty.

[Aaron Keefe]

Birds actually don't fart at all. According to the book, which. Please buy this book for me. Does it Fart? The definitive guide to animal flatulence. Birds don't have the necessary gas producing gut.

[Adol Refai]

What animals don't. If you have that book, go ahead and send that to the. Hey, Riddle. Riddle. P.O. box. I hope we get 100 copies of does it Fart?

[JPC]

This is like a good. Is it cake?

[Adol Refai]

Yeah.

[Aaron Keefe]

Most insects don't fart.

[Adol Refai]

Aaron, when you say that birds don't fart, does that mean that every time a bird goes to poop, it's successful?

[Aaron Keefe]

By the way, they said your mom last night. I don't know.

[Adol Refai]

All right, Aaron, this can't be what the episode is. Should we do something else?

[JPC]

I wish it was. I wish it was just Google Aaron, Googling things.

[Aaron Keefe]

Do insects? Yes, some insects fart, but not all of them do.

[JPC]

That's how we get honey.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. Turns again, looks at Mark. Oh, you guys, you should be farting. You're making. You're making all the look bad.

[Aaron Keefe]

You're gonna absolutely hate these two bugs that fart a lot.

[JPC]

Stink bug and dung beetle.

[Aaron Keefe]

No. Well, stink bugs do fart a lot, but termites and cockroaches, especially when they are in a. They eat a high fiber diet.

[JPC]

Wood farts. Oh, those fucking turbine.

[Adol Refai]

I'm actually fine with that because both of those are like kind of gross bugs to me. So if you're like, hey, the gross bug does more gross stuff, I'm like, yeah, I already thought it was gross. It's not like I. It's not like what's a bug? I have a really high opinion of what do we do?

[JPC]

Butterfly.

[Aaron Keefe]

Adult butterfly.

[Adol Refai]

I think butterflies are saints. If I hear any differently about a butterfly, I'll call you a liar to your face.

[JPC]

But let me make it clear. Moths are disgusting.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, I mean, honestly, butterflies pretty sick. Pretty sick looking. I mean, fun to see from a distance. Up close you're like, damn, you're a real bug. You're a real ass bug. You're just hiding.

[JPC]

Your wings are nice, but the rest of you fucked up.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, it's fucked up.

[Aaron Keefe]

And Bug, I have some riddles from Matthew McNeese Young.

[Adol Refai]

Okay?

[Aaron Keefe]

And I think that these are a fun format, and I hope that people are inspired by this and they send in more for us. You're going to really like the title to these.

[Adol Refai]

Okay, but Matthew McNeese young, that took a turn.

[JPC]

I didn't expect the young to be shoehorned in there.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. And it's also like, you've got, like.

[Aaron Keefe]

This is good, because the riddle is his name. Let's dig into it, gang.

[Adol Refai]

You've got, like, Young and Neeson there as well, which feels like you. It's like there should be, like, a guy whose name is, like, Connor O'Nephew old or something like that.

[Aaron Keefe]

That's his cousin.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. We all know how cousins work. Cousins have opposite names. That's how we.

[JPC]

The inverse of your name.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah.

[Aaron Keefe]

And you. When I tell you the name of this segment, you can't make a joke. Okay, I won't.

[Adol Refai]

Why would I?

[JPC]

Okay. Okay.

[Aaron Keefe]

These are a game he's calling celebrity mouthfuls Insect Farts. Each one will have a celebrity's name and two other things that rhyme with it.

[Adol Refai]

Okay?

[Aaron Keefe]

So I think we should just get into it. I'll do the first one and then you'll understand.

[Adol Refai]

That's 20 minutes in. Let's get into it.

[Aaron Keefe]

I really meant to start earlier, but then, you guys, we learned that only one kind of shark can fart. And that's so important. It's so important for our friendship. Forget it.

[Adol Refai]

This is why we shouldn't Google on the show, because this is what happens when we do it.

[Aaron Keefe]

And this is what happens when the riddle committee comes after us. We double down and get worse.

[JPC]

Yep, this is what it sounds like when sharks farked Prince.

[Aaron Keefe]

This actor, known for playing Sonny Corleone in the Godfather, is snacking on a French custard dessert while driving on a German highway famous for having no speed limit.

[JPC]

James Kahn, Flan Audubon.

[Aaron Keefe]

But you make it into, like, a coherent sentence.

[Adol Refai]

Hell.

[Aaron Keefe]

James Caan eating.

[JPC]

James Caan eating flan on the Autobahn.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

James Caan eating flan on the Autobahn.

[Aaron Keefe]

And now. And these all sort of sound like the warm ups that JPC used to do before it in person.

[Adol Refai]

James Caan eating a flan on the Autobot.

[Aaron Keefe]

This American actor who starred in Cocoon is snacking on a soft cheese while riding on a recreational water vehicle.

[JPC]

Wilford Brimley eating soft cheese.

[Adol Refai]

Brie.

[Aaron Keefe]

Mm. Wilford Brimley eating Brie on a jet ski. I'd like to see a scene.

[Adol Refai]

Wilford Brimley eating Brie on a Jet Ski.

[Aaron Keefe]

You two are coworkers in gpc. You're sort of known for exaggerating and lying a lot. But this past weekend, you really did see Wilford Brimley eating Bree on a Jet Ski. And you're trying to explain this to Adol? And Adol, you don't really believe him.

[JPC]

Have you seen where the new wrenches are being displayed?

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, it's like, aisle seven, I think, which is with all the rest of the. Wait, wait. How was your weekend?

[JPC]

Oh, it was good. Went scuba diving. Thought a great wike was the great white, which is a new type of shark. It's half pike. You know the fish. Pike and half great white. It was swimming right towards me, but then it farted, and I was like, oh, that's not a threat, if that makes sense. Oh, I'm gonna go hang up these wrenches.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, no, that makes sense. I'm sorry. What you just said just kind of. I was gonna lie to you about something that I saw this weekend as well, and.

[JPC]

Oh.

[Adol Refai]

Just kind of feels like you kind of like, pre lied on me.

[JPC]

Oh, sorry.

[Adol Refai]

I brought this great wike, which I've never even heard of, and then, like, it farted and, like, what were you doing in the ocean?

[JPC]

Yeah, I was.

[Adol Refai]

You went to the ocean this weekend?

[JPC]

Yeah. My cousin's a cartographer, which means he finds maps, and he found some. Some doubloons. A chest full of doubloons from the Spanish Armada that got lost, and we. We were able to sort of triangulate the position and dig it out.

[Adol Refai]

I get what's going on. Huh? Everybody thinks that I lie. No one wants to talk to me. So now everybody's coming up to me and they're coming up with lies about.

[JPC]

Things that they did.

[Adol Refai]

Like a taste of my own medicine.

[JPC]

Ricky.

[Adol Refai]

No, it's fine.

[JPC]

You are 8ft 9, 10,000 pounds.

[Adol Refai]

I get it, I get it, I get it. I saw Wilford Brimley eating Brianna Jet Ski this weekend.

[JPC]

Come on, man.

[Adol Refai]

I saw that.

[JPC]

Why would this spokesman for diabetes eat cheese? Everybody's gonna get gout.

[Adol Refai]

Everybody's gotta eat. I hope you get gout. See?

[JPC]

Whoa. I hope you get. Got gout.

[Adol Refai]

Overreaction. All right, Aaron, hit us with another one of these things.

[Aaron Keefe]

All right? This American politician who served as the White House chief of staff for the first six months of Donald Trump's presidency is solving a word puzzle that uses pictures and letters to represent words or phrases with an unborn child.

[JPC]

Sean Spicer. No.

[Adol Refai]

Who was the chief of staff? Was it Bannon? Was Bannon the Chief of Staff? No, he was the National Security advisor.

[JPC]

Scaramucci.

[Aaron Keefe]

I forgot about this character.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. Cause like, with every of the. My God, 2016. What a time to be alive. All of those early Trump characters, they lasted for so short a time.

[JPC]

Yeah, a lot of turnover.

[Aaron Keefe]

Well, maybe do the other parts of it. What's an unborn child?

[JPC]

Born child.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yep.

[JPC]

Cletus. Cletus. Fetus. Cletus.

[Adol Refai]

This person's last name rhymes with fetus.

[Aaron Keefe]

I'm actually gonna. I googled again Omarosa YouTube video on how to say this guy's name.

[JPC]

Scarameches.

[Adol Refai]

Reince Priebus. Reince Priebus. Reince Priebus. Oh, God, I forgot about Reince.

[JPC]

I forgot all about that guy.

[Aaron Keefe]

What about the word puzzle Rebus?

[Adol Refai]

Fuck the word puzzle.

[JPC]

Reince Priebus. With a fetus doing a rebus.

[Aaron Keefe]

It solves a rebus with a fetus.

[JPC]

And have you guys ever listened to Rebus McIntyre?

[Aaron Keefe]

A single mom who works and never stops. I promised myself I'd never the show again.

[Adol Refai]

I'm breaking promises went away. I heard that they retired his jersey. They retired both of those names. They retired the first name Reince and the last name Priebus. You don't have. We never have to know those two names ever again.

[JPC]

As someone whose name is Adol Shoki Refai, Reince Priebus is a fucked name. I'm throwing stones from a glass house.

[Adol Refai]

You're like, okay, the guy's name is Reince Priebus. And you're like, ah, that kind of sucks. And you're like, is he a good guy? And someone's like, no. You're like, oh, thank God. Thank God. I feel comfortable making fun of this man's name.

[JPC]

I once bought a Toyota Priebus and it crapped out on me after six months. After six months.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. I once bought some bad shampoo that told me to lather Reince repeat. And I was like, no, thank you.

[Aaron Keefe]

I don't have one.

[Adol Refai]

Aaron, Just do one, Aaron.

[JPC]

Google. Google1.

[Aaron Keefe]

How do you say his first name again?

[JPC]

Reince.

[Aaron Keefe]

Reince. I don't know the difference between right and wrong.

[JPC]

Yeah. Like a rhinestone cowboy.

[Adol Refai]

I think I told you guys that.

[Aaron Keefe]

You have the rights to remain awful.

[JPC]

This is.

[Adol Refai]

This is a. This is a absolute plug for me mid episode. But I've been re listening to the Teacher's Lounge podcast. It's a fantastic podcast. And the first nine Seasons are available for free and then you can buy the other ones from the big grande website. And we've had all of those guys on the show before, but the, the way that the three of them shit on John Mackey constantly is so funny to me because they'll all do a run off, like a pun on someone's name and they'll like take all the good puns and then they'll be like, john. Well, not John because he's not John on the podcast. But they'll, they'll be like, now you do what? Now you do what? I was like, that's, that's the way that we treat Aaron. That's the way she. Aaron when we do our pun.

[Aaron Keefe]

And you know what? I'm similar to John Mackey in that way. We do a lot of setting up to other for other people. It's an honor.

[JPC]

Aaron, you're.

[Adol Refai]

It's an honor and a preblage previs.

[JPC]

Aaron, you're very similar to John Mackey, who's absolutely a delight and a treat. But you're not tall.

[Aaron Keefe]

I know he's tall. Fun fact about John Mackey, my dog loves John Mackey. He just walked in my house and was like, what's up? Are you my brother? I love this great vibe. Okay, let's be serious, guys. No more joking.

[Adol Refai]

I would never, I wouldn't even think to joke.

[Aaron Keefe]

Let's not send people to a funnier podcast. Okay? Let's keep everyone hang out here. This Chicago improviser is sitting on an oar.

[Adol Refai]

Oh. This Chicago improviser is sitting on a paddle.

[JPC]

Paddle. On a paddle.

[Aaron Keefe]

But how are you sitting? What's a way to sit on something?

[JPC]

Adol straddles a paddle.

[Adol Refai]

Straddles Adle.

[JPC]

Straddle paddle.

[Aaron Keefe]

I'd like to see a scene.

[Adol Refai]

I almost went a completely different direction with that because there is a Chicago improviser whose last name is Or. And I was like, oh, come on. What are we doing here?

[Aaron Keefe]

How would this person know that?

[Adol Refai]

I don't know. I know it. I'm the one whose brain has to do a thing.

[Aaron Keefe]

Okay, so the scene I'd like to see is we're all on a camping trip.

[Adol Refai]

Sure.

[Aaron Keefe]

In Adol. We've woken up and you're in the middle of the lake straddling an oar and you're trying to explain yourself to jpt.

[JPC]

Okay.

[Adol Refai]

The hell is going on out here?

[JPC]

Hey, go back to bed. You're dreaming.

[Adol Refai]

Adol, you're dreaming. No, it's 2 in the morning. What are you Are you on the lake right now? Aaron, get the flashlight.

[Aaron Keefe]

What's going on?

[Adol Refai]

I think Adol's on the lake right now. Adel is?

[Aaron Keefe]

Of course he's. Of course he's awake. It's two in the morning. What are you saying?

[Adol Refai]

So he's on the lake right now?

[Aaron Keefe]

Oh, no. Adol, what's going on, bud?

[JPC]

Hey, this is. Surprise. I thought to. I wanted to get. When you guys woke up. I thought it would be funny if I.

[Adol Refai]

A canoe.

[Aaron Keefe]

Sorry, can you say that louder? You're sort of in the middle of the lake.

[JPC]

Well, there's other people camping.

[Aaron Keefe]

I don't.

[Adol Refai]

I thought. Hold on, let me get the flashlight. Oh, yep. Okay.

[Aaron Keefe]

Looks like a swamp monster.

[Adol Refai]

It's a Maglite, baby. It's never dark in America. He's.

[JPC]

There's like a prison escape.

[Adol Refai]

This is Wide Birth. He's naked out there. He's naked in Adel. I. I got horny. It's so cold.

[Aaron Keefe]

We said we'd stop using that as an excuse for our behavior. We. We're all trying to be accountable.

[JPC]

I know, but I just call me Sesame street because I got bored and horny. Are those the two Muppets that are roommates?

[Adol Refai]

You know, those are.

[Aaron Keefe]

There are children camping here and you.

[Adol Refai]

Know those are the Muppets. What are you doing? You're not even on a canoe. You're just on a. You're on an oar. You're like balancing on an oar out there.

[Aaron Keefe]

What went wrong?

[JPC]

Listen, I woke up. Well, I've been up for a while.

[Adol Refai]

Where are your clothes?

[JPC]

They're in the water on a fish. I made a deal. I made a trade. This.

[Adol Refai]

I don't know.

[JPC]

I happen to wander out to the lake. A fish popped its head out and said, I will grant you one wish.

[Adol Refai]

I.

[JPC]

A woman carved out of a tree.

[Adol Refai]

He's high.

[Aaron Keefe]

He's high. He's high. I'm crawling back into bed. He's high. I'm gonna zip myself back into my tent, remember?

[JPC]

Okay, go.

[Aaron Keefe]

I'm in my tent, remember?

[JPC]

Okay, go. Their videos. Remember when okay go. Made that treadmill video?

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah. I don't want to enable you. I do love the okay Go videos though. Remember that car commercial?

[Adol Refai]

Hey, Aaron.

[Aaron Keefe]

So sick. What?

[Adol Refai]

You can be in your tent or you could be out here with us.

[Aaron Keefe]

But you can't be in my tent.

[JPC]

Throw me.

[Adol Refai]

I'm not going to be the go between between you and your tent and Adol in the middle of the lake. It's. I'm just not going to be doing that anymore. I'm not going to be offering that.

[Aaron Keefe]

If he remembers the Rube Goldberg machine. Ok, go video. Ask him.

[Adol Refai]

How would he forget? You think somebody watched one ok, go video. And said enough of their antics.

[Aaron Keefe]

I think some of them are not top of mind. Ask him.

[JPC]

Wait, why is it that I can remember their videos but none of their songs?

[Aaron Keefe]

You don't remember when the morning comes Ask Catalphia members. There ain't much dumber Ain't much dumber than trying to forget a girl when you love her and I I still need you. Ask him if he knows that one.

[Adol Refai]

How? Because I don't know that one. And I wasn't listening well enough to be able to repeat the song.

[Aaron Keefe]

Repeat after me. Mom, what's all this noise?

[JPC]

I'm gonna get out of the tent.

[Adol Refai]

No, don't worry. It's just the Muppets bored and horny out there.

[JPC]

Hey, hey, bored. Hey, horny.

[Aaron Keefe]

We are going to go on a very, very quick break.

[Adol Refai]

The briefest of breaks.

[Aaron Keefe]

The briefest of breaks. And then I'll tell you about a classic Aaron mix up when we get back from the break.

[Adol Refai]

Excuse me, are you Aaron Keefe?

[Aaron Keefe]

I am. Who's asking?

[Adol Refai]

I have a food delivery for you. It's unhealthy, thawed out patties dripping with grease. And I know you're on a tight schedule, but These will take 40 minutes to cook.

[Aaron Keefe]

I know who this is. You're the middler. Rips off mustache.

[JPC]

Ooh, that's a real mustache.

[Adol Refai]

It's.

[Aaron Keefe]

I know I wanted to hurt the middler.

[Adol Refai]

I had a mustache last time.

[Aaron Keefe]

I don't need your icky icky food because I'm using Tempo. Tempo is a weekly delivery service that delivers chef crafted meals from a dietitian approved menu. Fresh to your door.

[JPC]

Yeah, boss, sorry. I actually use Tempo myself. With new recipes each week that are made with real ingredients and nutrient rich, they make it easy to keep up a healthy lifestyle. For example. Oh, I've had the barbecue chicken with cornbread pudding and black beans. It's so delicious and quick to make.

[Aaron Keefe]

Steve, that sounds amazing.

[JPC]

Oh, you recognize me?

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Also the not your Nonna's beef lasagna with parmesan. Oh, it's like a home cooked meal. Ready in minutes. It's just so easy.

[Adol Refai]

First of all, I told Steve to wear costumes. He's just wearing his T shirt that says Steve. Which by the way, Steve, we have to talk about costume. The uniforms because the middler's wearing his. How would I Describe this midfit. His midfit. This is why, Steve. This is why we're such a good pair. Speaking of good pears, Aaron, would you like to have some of these good pears that I pulled off of a pear tree? Or would you rather have Tempo's perfectly portioned lunches and dinners that take the guesswork out of eating well, are fully prepared and can be heated in the microwave in just three minutes? Do not heat these pears in the microwave or do.

[Aaron Keefe]

No thanks. Because they offer a variety of meals for different dietary and taste preferences, including protein packed, calorie conscious, carb conscious and fiber rich. So for a limited time, Tempo is offering listeners 60% off your first box. Go to tempomeals.com riddle that's tempomeals.com riddle for 60% off your first box. Tempomeals.com riddle rules and restrictions may apply. Now get off my front porch, the Middler and his sidekick Steve, and let.

[Adol Refai]

Us know right into the show. What do we think about the Middler and Steve? Do we think that they have the distance? Can they go the distance? Would you like to see about other ads? Maybe you're an advertiser. Okay, I know I shouldn't be talking about other advertisers in this.

[Aaron Keefe]

I'm begging you all to email in.

[Adol Refai]

Saying Mr. Midler is ready to work.

[JPC]

Steve might be an acronym. We don't know it's not.

[Aaron Keefe]

I know it's not. His name is just Steve. Hi, I'm Kat. And I'm Pat. We're from Seek Treatment podcast and we're here to talk about Blueland. Do you know what I'm so about right now, Pat? What? Tell me.

[Adol Refai]

Do not not tell me.

[Aaron Keefe]

Well, ready for this? I just heard that we're eating and drinking roughly a credit card's worth of plastic a week. Yeah, that's right. Oh my God. I know. The products we're using are contaminating our water supply, generating hundreds of microplastics that we're eating. So here's the good news. You're never going to believe this. Blueland is doing something about it. They're eliminating the need for single use plastic in the products we reach for the most.

[Adol Refai]

From cleaning sprays to hand soap, toilet bowl cleaner and laundry tablets, all Blueland products are made with clean ingredients that you can feel good about. Blueland is trusted in over 1 million homes, including mine.

[Aaron Keefe]

That's correct. They offer refillable cleaning products with a beautiful cohesive design that looks great on your counter. And refills started just $2.25. You can even set up a subscription or buy in bulk for additional savings. I use my Blueland spray today. I cleaned my dirty, dirty, dirty yoga mat with my Blueland all purpose spray today. It smelled good, it got the job done and the bottle looked beautiful while doing it.

[Adol Refai]

Glenn has a special offer for listeners right now.

[Aaron Keefe]

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[Adol Refai]

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[Aaron Keefe]

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[Adol Refai]

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[Aaron Keefe]

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[Adol Refai]

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[Adol Refai]

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[Aaron Keefe]

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[Adol Refai]

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[Aaron Keefe]

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[Adol Refai]

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[Aaron Keefe]

Mm mm.

[Adol Refai]

What a classic. Aaron mix up insane.

[Aaron Keefe]

Speaking of Aaron mix ups, I was putting some stuff away, reorganizing my house and I knocked down my entire little shelf of riddle books that were organized by person who gave them to me. So fun fact, I don't know who gave me this book. I think it might be Molly. San Francisco Molly. Okay, but I'm not 100% sure. So if you gave me this book and it wasn't Molly, please reach out to me and I'd like to give you credit. I'm so sorry.

[Adol Refai]

This sucks because Molly has her own theme. I know, but we can't in good conscience play that theme if this wasn't Molly's book.

[Aaron Keefe]

I know. This is what I mean. This is a huge controversy. I don't know what to do.

[Adol Refai]

This is a deliberate. And I ran into Molly in San Francisco and Molly was like, I gave Aaron another book and I'm excited to hear my theme again.

[JPC]

Wow.

[Aaron Keefe]

Okay, so what if we just played the theme and it's not connected to this at all.

[Adol Refai]

I would rather die than give credit where credit is not deserved.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah, Adol, what do you think we should do?

[JPC]

I think we should maybe hum the theme. That way if it was Molly. Box ticked. And if it wasn't, we just happen to be humming a song.

[Aaron Keefe]

What if we all sing it at the same time? Because I'm sure we all remember how it goes, right?

[Adol Refai]

Yeah.

[Aaron Keefe]

One, two, three.

[Adol Refai]

Everybody rock your Molly.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah. Okay, guys, we sort of got distracted. Backstreet boys. Okay, these are all mad scientist riddles.

[JPC]

Ooh, all of them.

[Aaron Keefe]

They're all about science.

[JPC]

Aaron. No, never mind. It's dumb.

[Aaron Keefe]

Adel, what is it?

[Adol Refai]

Can you Google do scientists fart?

[Aaron Keefe]

It says most scientists don't fart. Kyle.

[JPC]

What? Aaron, before you read each of these, could you say I was working in a lab?

[Aaron Keefe]

Let's see, am I being paid enough for that? Yes.

[Adol Refai]

Turns out yes. If she said no, I'd be like, what does she think? She's like.

[Aaron Keefe]

How did Mary's little lamb get to Mars?

[JPC]

Wow. This is a mad scientist question.

[Aaron Keefe]

No, they're all science riddles. Some of them are mad scientist specific.

[JPC]

Oh, so this has to do with science. So we have to be.

[Adol Refai]

Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow. Right. So that's gotta be important.

[Aaron Keefe]

No, no.

[JPC]

Mary had a little lamb.

[Adol Refai]

Was there any other defining.

[Aaron Keefe]

What's another way of saying about Mary's lamb? This is like a joke riddle.

[JPC]

Okay.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, yo. Oh. Oh, yeah. How did Mary's little lamb get to Mars? Is a joke riddle.

[Aaron Keefe]

How would you get to anywhere?

[JPC]

In practice.

[Aaron Keefe]

No, no, no.

[Adol Refai]

Ship.

[JPC]

Yeah, practice.

[Aaron Keefe]

But what kind of a spaceship? What's another way of saying that? How like a little kid would say rocket. Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

A rocket. Ship.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah. But then replace one of the words Lamb.

[Adol Refai]

Ship. No, a rocket. Lamb.

[JPC]

Rocket. Shank.

[Aaron Keefe]

Rocket.

[Adol Refai]

Crook.

[Aaron Keefe]

What's another way of saying lamb? Basically, lamb.

[JPC]

Sheep. Rocket sheep. It's a walket. Sheep.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yes. Wow.

[JPC]

I hate and love this.

[Adol Refai]

I do.

[Aaron Keefe]

I would like to see. Oh, no, go ahead, go ahead.

[Adol Refai]

So you are going to be two NASA scientists and you are going to be explaining to me I'm going to be like the astronaut that's going on this mission that due to budget cuts, you have to build the rocket out of wool.

[Aaron Keefe]

Great. Dr. Anderson, thank you so much for taking the time to come in here and sort of run through some logistics with us.

[Adol Refai]

Absolutely. I'm excited to get back up to a place that I kind of consider my second. Second home.

[Aaron Keefe]

Wow, that's awesome. And how's second home training going this time around. Feeling good, feeling ready, feeling good.

[Adol Refai]

I love the crew. The other two people that we've got going up to space are consummate professionals. Top of their scientific fields, physical peak performance athletes. Wow. We're ready to get back up into that place I like to call my home away from home.

[Aaron Keefe]

We do have some news. You are going alone this time?

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, okay. I'll break it to the other astronauts. They won't take it well, but I guess I understand.

[JPC]

Yeah. We also can't. A lot of the materials that we usually use, they burn up in the atmosphere or they're lost in the ocean once the ship returns. And it's just getting very expensive. So we have to kind of pivot in terms of the materials we're using for your ship.

[Aaron Keefe]

Right. And we can afford to send you there, but we can't afford to get you back.

[Adol Refai]

Wait, now hold on.

[JPC]

We're assuming you can hitch a ride from.

[Adol Refai]

I was okay with the thing that this gentleman was saying, but.

[Aaron Keefe]

Right.

[Adol Refai]

You want me to take a one way death mission into space alone?

[Aaron Keefe]

Your words. Your words, not ours. Well, here's the. Okay, I'll level with you. We have $750 to get you there, right?

[Adol Refai]

Nope.

[Aaron Keefe]

But.

[Adol Refai]

Nope.

[Aaron Keefe]

But we did say this year we were going to do a team dinner where we sort of pick a nice place and go out to dinner. So that's going to cut into the.

[Adol Refai]

Seven that's coming out of the same budget line item.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Yes.

[Adol Refai]

So build a spaceship and team dinner.

[JPC]

Buca di Beppo tomorrow at 5. We have a 599.

[Aaron Keefe]

And then that.

[Adol Refai]

Says keep it open.

[Aaron Keefe]

But you won't be there because you'll be in space.

[JPC]

You'll be in space.

[Adol Refai]

I'm going to space today.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yep.

[JPC]

Yes. And here's what. We've sort of bouncing the budget, crunching the numbers. We've come up with a few items.

[Adol Refai]

Okay.

[JPC]

We can make your ship out of straw bricks.

[Adol Refai]

No.

[JPC]

Feathers.

[Adol Refai]

No. Or wool.

[Aaron Keefe]

Sticks or wool. And we have a wolf coming in and sort of blowing at it to do those sort of tests. I feel like you seem mad. Are you mad?

[Adol Refai]

I'm a little mad, yeah. I'm a little mad. I thought NASA was. I thought NASA was getting serious here.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

Oh yeah. Yes.

[JPC]

We were being so serious to build.

[Adol Refai]

A one way spaceship out of sticks. And I don't even get to eat breadsticks at Buca di Beppo.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah. We can't afford to send you up there with food. So I'd say have a big meal before you go. Sort of like pasta dinner with protein.

[Adol Refai]

Well, I want to do that. I want to go to Buca di Bepo in a family style.

[JPC]

No, we all want to go to Buca di Beppo, but some of us have higher callings. You just said this was your home away from home.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah. Your second home.

[JPC]

So you probably have food up there somewhere, right?

[Adol Refai]

Well, it's kind of like a timeshare where it's like, I don't really keep anything stocked.

[JPC]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

I mean, it's a vacation house. If you keep food in the vacation house, you're only there three weeks a year. I mean, it's like, oh, boy, bugs. You know what I'm saying?

[Aaron Keefe]

Oh, also, we've been using your space helmet as a basketball hoop. So if you had one at home.

[Adol Refai]

Or like, how would that even work?

[Aaron Keefe]

We cut a hole in the.

[Adol Refai]

You'd have to cut a hole in the. Yep. You cut a hole in the.

[JPC]

Cut a big hole.

[Adol Refai]

That's the way. Cut a hole in it.

[Aaron Keefe]

Okay.

[JPC]

That man will die.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. He'll die in space.

[Aaron Keefe]

What travels.

[Adol Refai]

You know what? He won't make it to space. I'll say that.

[Aaron Keefe]

Well, not with that attitude. What travels around the earth all year without using a drop of fuel?

[Adol Refai]

Harlem Globetrotters.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Yeah. How are globetrotters famously get called for traveling? Never.

[Adol Refai]

I don't know. Do they get called? Maybe they never even make the call. What calls around the world? Wait, what is it?

[JPC]

What travels around the world without using any gas?

[Aaron Keefe]

Without using drops of fuel?

[JPC]

Aaron.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yep.

[JPC]

Oh, my God.

[Aaron Keefe]

What?

[JPC]

What travels around the world without using gas?

[Aaron Keefe]

A shark.

[Adol Refai]

Sharks.

[JPC]

Sharks go all around the ocean.

[Aaron Keefe]

Sharks don't fart. Except for one.

[Adol Refai]

That sounds like the. The beginning to, like, a Mr. Ed style, like, theme of like, the Amazing Farty Shark.

[JPC]

Shark is a shark. Of course. Of course.

[Aaron Keefe]

The Amazing Farty Shark. I'm Farty shark. I hope I get a promotion at work. I hope I don't fart. I miss real comedies.

[Adol Refai]

I wish comedy, when it was pure good. Travels around the world by using a drop of fuel.

[JPC]

Is it a stamp?

[Aaron Keefe]

Travels around the earth all year without using a drop of fuel. This one is a good riddle.

[Adol Refai]

I think stamp is a good one.

[Aaron Keefe]

Is it like, remember what our topic was a minute ago?

[JPC]

What was scientists?

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah. But specifically the sheep one.

[JPC]

What?

[Aaron Keefe]

The theming of that one.

[JPC]

Oh, space.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, Is it like the moon or the sun?

[Aaron Keefe]

The moon.

[Adol Refai]

The moon.

[Aaron Keefe]

I would like to see a scene adol you are the Earth. And jpc, you're the moon. And you've been traveling for a really long time and you're finally working up the courage to ask the Earth for some gas money to split fuel costs.

[JPC]

Keep on rocking in the free world.

[Adol Refai]

And time. Okay. Whoa. Another complete rotation. Pretty. Pretty cool.

[JPC]

Hell yeah. Mark it on the board, baby.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. Gonna start. Start up the next one. Hey, how's it going down there?

[JPC]

It's going great.

[Adol Refai]

How are you doing, man? I'm good. Yeah. Just doing, Doing. Doing what you told me, man. Just keep, Keep circling around.

[JPC]

Yeah. I appreciate it, man. It's making me feel not. I don't feel as dumb. Like, if I was just spinning on my own.

[Adol Refai]

Sure.

[JPC]

But since you're here with me, brother, I appreciate it.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. And I'm doing my thing on the oceans, too. I know. You said you. Oh, you said you like that. Yeah.

[JPC]

Yeah. Give the ocean a little tug.

[Adol Refai]

Do my moon tug.

[JPC]

Yeah, Punch it in.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, you know what, dude?

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

Crazy, though. It's already my sister 30th. No, no, I wouldn't. Yeah, he told me to. Yeah, he said Venus is off limits. It's already the 30th, my man. I could. I know you said. I couldn't remember if we agreed on, like, biannually or was it monthly for the.

[JPC]

For the paycheck, leap year?

[Adol Refai]

No, I was trying to think about, like. Yeah, but, like, I've been up here for a minute and I'm like, have I been paid? Or like, should I even, like, bring it up? Or like, have I. Have we talked about this? Or like.

[JPC]

Yeah, I mean. Oh, I get money makes me super uncomfortable. Especially when it comes to me having to pay it. Say, like, I went out to eat with Saturn the other. The other day and it just felt. Oh, for real. Oh, sorry. And I didn't. I just thought you had something, right.

[Adol Refai]

No, I came because I have to, but. No. Yeah, sorry. I think I must have been on, like, the dark side or something because, like, I got. I had, like, no reception that whole dinner. Oh.

[JPC]

Yeah. But it was a thing of like, you know, I. I ate well, and then the check comes, and then Saturn's like, well, you had this. And I'm like, what are we doing? Let's just, just. Let's just split the bill. And Saturn's like, all I got was ice water and an appetizer. And I'm like, yeah, just. It's so much easier to just split the bill.

[Adol Refai]

But, like, I feel like it's, like, different because like, you and Saturn are like equals. Like, you're, like, at the same level. And, like.

[JPC]

Oh, yeah.

[Adol Refai]

I, like, definitely, like, work for you. Like, it's definitely a relationship in which I am, like. I don't want to say employee because I know I get 1099s, and so I know that just kind of makes me, like, a contractor for you. And I. Even though I work, you know, 24 7, I'm always up here kind of going around and.

[JPC]

I told you you could take a break if you want.

[Aaron Keefe]

Listen, guys, I'm collecting money to buy the son a birthday gift. Do you guys want to contribute or.

[Adol Refai]

Damn, it's that time of year already. Son's birthday.

[JPC]

I don't have any cash on me.

[Aaron Keefe]

Probably cover you, right?

[JPC]

Yeah, you got me.

[Adol Refai]

Truly, I'm, like, so cash poor right now. It's like, I don't even have, like.

[Aaron Keefe]

Resources you can put on credit, though, right?

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, I guess I gotta have to do it. I guess I gotta have to put in more credit. Thanks, man.

[Aaron Keefe]

I mean, the sun is what gives you your light, I feel like.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, it's not really doing much for me just because I don't have, like, atmosphere or whatever. I'm not really capturing any of that. That's cool. Yeah, it's chill. Hey, could I get light on the dark side as well? If that's. If the sun's giving out light. If I could get someone the dark.

[Aaron Keefe]

Hey, man, that's. That's really. That's not good to ask. We're friends here, man, but you can't be taking advantage of your friends like that.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, not till the ass. And real quick, who are you?

[JPC]

Yeah, what's your. Oh, you got a nice celestial body.

[Aaron Keefe]

Jupiter.

[Adol Refai]

Wait, no.

[JPC]

Safe.

[Adol Refai]

No, no, no.

[Aaron Keefe]

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

[Adol Refai]

Okay, okay. Put her baby in like, a bassinet.

[JPC]

Okay. So mobile.

[Adol Refai]

Rock them to sleep.

[JPC]

Oh, mobile.

[Aaron Keefe]

Nope.

[JPC]

Rock moon. Rock them to sleep. You rock them to sheep.

[Aaron Keefe]

It's not a great way to describe a human baby.

[Adol Refai]

Is the answer that you rock them to sheep?

[Aaron Keefe]

No, it's. You rock it to sleep. You rock it.

[Adol Refai]

You rock it.

[Aaron Keefe]

Wow.

[JPC]

Rocket baby.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah. Rocket baby.

[JPC]

Elton John's Elton John prequel. Before he was a rocket man, he was a rocket baby. Let's not be crazy.

[Aaron Keefe]

What do you.

[Adol Refai]

Oh.

[Aaron Keefe]

It's like Muppet Babies, but it's baby Elton John. Oh, my God. It's like Muppet Babies, but it's all. The most famous singers of all time as babies. Baby Prince Baby David Bowie Hendricks.

[JPC]

Baby is Shredding in your room.

[Adol Refai]

How do we do that? Are they Muppets or are they people? What's going on?

[JPC]

They're babies, jpc.

[Aaron Keefe]

They're animated babies.

[Adol Refai]

I am so sorry I spoke in ignorance. Muppets are people. They can fart. They do fart. They may fart.

[Aaron Keefe]

Some Muppets fart out of the pupp.

[Adol Refai]

Good at you, big turd.

[Aaron Keefe]

What do you call a person who is crazy about going into space?

[JPC]

Space Insane.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, Space madness. They got space madness. They're crazy about going into space.

[Aaron Keefe]

Jvc, you suffered from space madness for, like, two years, right? How did you get through that?

[Adol Refai]

Oh, God, did I get through it? No, those are two years that are current. I'm in my second year of space madness.

[Aaron Keefe]

Oh, well, congratulations.

[Adol Refai]

Thank you.

[JPC]

And you think you have a riddle podcast? That's how crazy you've gone.

[Adol Refai]

Okay, it's a person who's crazy. Wait, you said that they.

[JPC]

Can you say the question.

[Adol Refai]

An insane person.

[Aaron Keefe]

What do you call a person who is crazy about going into space?

[JPC]

A lunar.

[Adol Refai]

A lunar. Lunar city.

[Aaron Keefe]

I like the way you're thinking, but no.

[JPC]

Crazy about going into space.

[Adol Refai]

Gotta be some sort of pun here. We gotta be in a pun.

[JPC]

Meteorinary. Aaron, give us a hand.

[Adol Refai]

The Ordinary.

[Aaron Keefe]

What's the name of a person that goes into space?

[Adol Refai]

Astronaut. Astronauts.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yep.

[Adol Refai]

Someone who's astronauts.

[Aaron Keefe]

What?

[JPC]

That sounds like a. That sounds like if someone's. What's the thing? Remember when they used to have commercials for Space Camp on, like, Nickelodeon?

[Adol Refai]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[JPC]

It's like if. If you won a piece of the Aggro Crag, you'd go to Space Camp.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah.

[JPC]

You know the thing that, like, spins you. The gyroscope or something.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, the. The. The zero g, like, thing.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah.

[JPC]

It's like every kid went to riding that. That feels like if someone got out of that and barfed. And then another kid at Space Camp was like, you suck on these astronauts. Like, astronauts feels like a childish insult to me.

[Adol Refai]

It was like, this is what the flight attendants on the space station spacecraft, the rocket. This is what they offer you. They're like astronauts or astropressels.

[JPC]

Some people are allergic to Astroplast.

[Aaron Keefe]

You guys, what if we did a review crew of three weeks at Space Camp?

[Adol Refai]

I was on an airplane recently, and, yeah, we should go to Space Camp as adults. Do you think they let us do that? But they were handing out nuts on airplanes, and I was like, I thought that they stopped doing this, but I.

[JPC]

Guess sometimes I thought they did, too. Yeah, I Thought they switched to pretzels.

[Adol Refai]

It was strange. It was like tree nuts. Like almonds and cashews and stuff. And I was like, this is interesting.

[Aaron Keefe]

You witnessed an assassination attempt, I think is what happened. What do you call an astronaut who's afraid of height?

[Adol Refai]

Coward.

[JPC]

Not going to space.

[Aaron Keefe]

Oh, failure. That's the answer.

[Adol Refai]

Is it a failure?

[Aaron Keefe]

Your joke was real.

[JPC]

Well, here's the thing.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah.

[JPC]

And I don't know. As I'm talking, I don't know if this is right. When you go into space, you're not necessarily going up. I guess to get out of the atmosphere, you have to go up.

[Aaron Keefe]

There is no up.

[JPC]

But it could be down.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Because space is all directions.

[Adol Refai]

Well, yeah, but you gotta go. You have to. You can't go down to leave Earth. You know what I'm saying? That'll get you right. That gets you deeper.

[Aaron Keefe]

Well, if you.

[Adol Refai]

You gotta go up a little bit.

[Aaron Keefe]

I know, but, like, up could be like, we just decided that the North Pole was the North Pole. Yeah, but up could actually be the South Pole.

[JPC]

Directions have no meaning in space, jpc.

[Adol Refai]

I just. Yeah, but you're on Earth. Would you start when you get to space? You could be. You could be a philosopher. You could say, hey, there is no up. But before you get there, you kind of. Up is really the way to get to space.

[JPC]

I don't know.

[Aaron Keefe]

I don't know about all that. I think you sound pretty astro nuts.

[Adol Refai]

You think a guy who's year two of space madness seems astra nuts. Aaron. Oh, I can't wait for this episode to come out. They're gonna come for you so hard. You just called someone with space madness astra nuts.

[Aaron Keefe]

Okay.

[JPC]

Whoa. Neil DeGrasse Tyson just pushed Aaron down a flight of stairs.

[Aaron Keefe]

God, again. This is a pattern. This is a pattern.

[Adol Refai]

This is a pattern. First as farce, then as tragedy.

[Aaron Keefe]

Which is lighter, the sun or the earth? And this is not literal.

[Adol Refai]

Hey, I wanted to go back to that for a second, though, because, you know, if you're an astronaut and you're afraid of heights, I feel like that's probably, you know, probably maybe a little bit disqualifying. It's probably hard to do. But I also used to think that. Again, I'm gonna be talking about how I was on an airplane recently. I thought, like, pilots. One of the things for being a pilot was that you had to have, like, perfect vision. Maybe that's only, like, in the military.

[Aaron Keefe]

Have they lowered their standards.

[Adol Refai]

I got off a plane and both of the pilots had glasses. On. I was like, what the fuck is going on here? Are these, like. And I know aviators, you know, obviously pilots could wear sunglasses. That's cool as shit. But these were, like, glasses. Glasses. Now, I don't know, maybe they didn't have any lenses in them. Maybe they were just for the look. These were just, like, fashion glasses, like they do in a movie. But is that something I made up? Are pilots allowed to have glasses?

[Aaron Keefe]

I know it was true in the military. And they can't be colorblind.

[JPC]

Yes. That's the two things I've heard about pilots, is they have to have perfect vision and they can't be colorblind. But I thought that was all pilots, not just military.

[Adol Refai]

I thought it was all pilots, too. And maybe these were like. I don't know. I couldn't tell you what it was. I only saw it when the plane was already landed. And I was like, well, it's too late for me to file a report. Yeah, they should let you look the pilot in the eyes before you get on the plane, just to make sure. Hold one of those little charts.

[Aaron Keefe]

It is so interesting. I'm dating someone who has perfect vision. And I'm like, wow, you really?

[Adol Refai]

Most people have that?

[Aaron Keefe]

No, but it's. But I've never done that. Every other person I've dated has been basically as blind as I am. I have really bad vision.

[Adol Refai]

Whoa.

[Aaron Keefe]

And it's a difference in how you move through the world. I think it changes a lot of your personality.

[Adol Refai]

Aaron, do you want to hear something?

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

I've got perfect vision.

[Aaron Keefe]

No, you don't.

[Adol Refai]

2020, baby.

[Aaron Keefe]

I've seen you wear glasses.

[JPC]

It's 2025.

[Adol Refai]

Oh. I sometimes have, like. They're not prescription. They're like blue blockers, like, for if you stare at your screens. When I used to work in an office and I would stare at a screen all day, I wore, like, the blue light glasses or whatever. But that's only because.

[Aaron Keefe]

I'm sorry. You have perfect vision.

[Adol Refai]

Perfect vision. I will say. It don't last forever. Every time I go to the optometrist or whatever, they're like, okay, it's technically 2020, but, you know. You're getting old.

[JPC]

Aaron. Can I blow your mind?

[Aaron Keefe]

What?

[JPC]

JVC has perfect vision. I have perfect pitch.

[Aaron Keefe]

I have perfect pigeon. I have a perfect pigeon.

[Adol Refai]

I think. Perfect pigeon, Aaron.

[JPC]

He's a good boy.

[Adol Refai]

Aaron, I have the perfect pigeon for you. Oh, I know you're not looking. I know you're not looking.

[Aaron Keefe]

Who said I'm not looking For A pigeon squabble up. Which is lighter, the sun or the Earth? This will be our last one.

[Adol Refai]

Okay. Which is?

[JPC]

Well, the Earth is lighter because the sun shines on it. Is that the answer? Something like that. Oh, fuck you.

[Aaron Keefe]

It's kind of a joke. Yeah, fuck you, too.

[Adol Refai]

Out of the way.

[Aaron Keefe]

No. I'll be able to grab Titan's face and push you down the stairs.

[Adol Refai]

Hey, this is the lake in the tent all over again. I'm not gonna be in the middle of one of these fights.

[Aaron Keefe]

Ask Adam if he can go fuck himself. Ask him.

[JPC]

You got Neil DeGrasse, Mike Tyson. And he punched me so hard.

[Aaron Keefe]

Okay, well, I've done on purpose, so fuck you. Hey, the sun. The answer is the sun. Because it rises every morning. Are you happy now? Are you happy now, boys?

[JPC]

But the sun doesn't rise. The Earth.

[Aaron Keefe]

Has an emulator. What kind of bath does the mad scientist take without water?

[JPC]

Space bath.

[Adol Refai]

Space bath, Aaron?

[JPC]

Oh, a meteor shower.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, my God.

[Aaron Keefe]

That's a way better answer.

[Adol Refai]

Oh, that's not the answer.

[Aaron Keefe]

And then the next riddle is, what does an astronaut do when he gets dirty? He takes a meteor shower.

[Adol Refai]

Okay, okay, so there is a riddle where meteor shower is the answer, but this one is about a bath.

[Aaron Keefe]

What kind of bath does the mad scientist take without water?

[Adol Refai]

Okay, and I want to talk to you for a second here, Adol.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

Meteor shower is a really bad answer to what kind of bath? I mean, we have to admit that.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Adol Refai]

A shower is not a bath. You know this.

[JPC]

I really fucked myself. I know this. A shower's not a bath.

[Adol Refai]

I mean, you know, a shower is not a bath.

[JPC]

Washing your hands is not a shower. We've.

[Adol Refai]

Hold on. Let's not get crazy, Aaron. You hear this?

[Aaron Keefe]

These are the animals that fart the most. Cows, termites, cockroaches, horses, elephants and rhinos.

[JPC]

What was the first one?

[Aaron Keefe]

Adults. Cows.

[JPC]

Oh, no.

[Aaron Keefe]

Seals, zebras, baboons, lions, bats and rats. And that's. Those are just my exes.

[JPC]

These are the animals that fart the most. Fart the most?

[Aaron Keefe]

Fart the most.

[JPC]

When I bet $10,000 that sharks do fart, I took a real bath on that, Is the answer. Something like somebody taking a bath on something.

[Aaron Keefe]

It's a sun bath.

[JPC]

Oh.

[Aaron Keefe]

What's an astronaut's favorite meal?

[Adol Refai]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Aaron Keefe]

We're just doing.

[Adol Refai]

Do I not understand that one? What does that mean?

[JPC]

Sunbathing. But they're using the present tense. Sunbathing.

[Adol Refai]

Does anyone even call it sunbathing anymore? I guess so.

[Aaron Keefe]

What's an astronaut's favorite meal.

[Adol Refai]

Chicken.

[JPC]

Astronaut ice cream or Tang, I guess.

[Adol Refai]

Well, it could be both because Tang is a drink and astronaut ice cream is an entree.

[Aaron Keefe]

Astronaut.

[JPC]

Yes, Aaron. It's an astronaut who asks questions. They don't pretend to be a know it all. Not like when you went to space and said, mission control said, aaron, do you know how to fire the rockets? And you go, yeah, I got it.

[Aaron Keefe]

Go. How did you get this number? You're obsessed with me. Leave me alone.

[JPC]

I do want to see a scene.

[Adol Refai]

All the astronauts in a briefing, and, like, Aaron keeps asking questions, and I'm like, well, check out the astronaut over here.

[JPC]

I do want to see a scene. Aaron, you are someone who. It's almost like a catch me if you can situation where you've just. Just bullshitted your way into becoming an astronaut. You're about to. You're at the control panel in the ship that's about to head into space. Jpc. You are sort of Houston or control tower. They have control towers for spaceships. Right? And you are sort of talking Aaron through the. The blast off. But Aaron thinks she has it when she does it.

[Adol Refai]

Okay, I'm just going to count us back down from.

[Aaron Keefe]

Sorry, Sorry. Just give me a second. I'm watching a YouTube. YouTube tutorial and how to get to space. I can't, like, listen to two things at once.

[Adol Refai]

Wait, why would you watch. Wait, hold on. Why would you watch?

[Aaron Keefe]

Sorry. There's an ad. There's an ad. There's always an ad.

[Adol Refai]

You shouldn't be getting WI fi in here. Okay, let's shouldn't be getting WI fi in here at all. You're the navigator.

[Aaron Keefe]

Buckle your seat belt. Great start. You know what? Let's figure out what these buttons mean.

[Adol Refai]

They buckled the seat belts when they put us in here.

[Aaron Keefe]

We can't. I'm just telling you what the YouTube video says.

[Adol Refai]

How are you. How are you even manipulating a phone here? We're wearing our suits. You're about to go to space.

[Aaron Keefe]

Sorry. This is exhausting. I'm trying to. Red button. Stop. Green button now.

[Adol Refai]

Hold on. I'm gonna. Where's the abort button? I'm gonna abort the mission. Oh, I'll look it up.

[Aaron Keefe]

Where is the abort button?

[Adol Refai]

I know where the abort button is. I'm just having fun.

[Aaron Keefe]

Give me one second. Oh, there's no. That's a lot of fun. That is a lot of fun. Domino's, Three for one. Pizzas.

[Adol Refai]

Three for one.

[Aaron Keefe]

Pepsi.

[Adol Refai]

We're staying. We're staying. Three for one scene. How is Domino's making money on three for one?

[Aaron Keefe]

That's insane. Casey.

[Adol Refai]

Casey, if that is your real name.

[Aaron Keefe]

How are you? How are you feeling? Abandoned. We weren't really chatting with you that much in the last 30 minutes. Are you doing okay?

[JPC]

I've just been smiling and enjoying the ride of this app.

[Aaron Keefe]

Little pervert pervert stuff, right, guys?

[Adol Refai]

Jesus Christ.

[JPC]

Jesus. His camera's off.

[Adol Refai]

What's going on here with that?

[Aaron Keefe]

Casey? Can we have a voicemail theme if it's not too much trouble?

[Adol Refai]

His ass just smiling over there in a canoe.

[JPC]

Hey, Riddle Riddle.

[Aaron Keefe]

Ain't that that Riddle podcast with Aaron Adolnjp? See the worst of all? Hey, Riddle Riddle.

[Adol Refai]

Call and leave a voicemail at 8:05.

[JPC]

Riddle 1.

[Adol Refai]

Hey, Riddle Riddle.

[Aaron Keefe]

Call now.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Aaron Keefe]

What a precious human person. I love your voice.

[Adol Refai]

That was from Becca's parody of hey, Soul Sister. I think I told you this, that I sang hey, Soul sister wants to help someone propose to their girlfriend in Indianapolis. No. They said yes. It was, but a friend of mine was like, hey, everyone's doing this. Do you want to do this? And I was like, I guess so. I didn't even know the song. And then years later, I was on an improv team with the woman who got proposed to, and I was like, I was at your proposal. We had never met before.

[Aaron Keefe]

That's so funny.

[Adol Refai]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Who sings the original version?

[Adol Refai]

Train.

[JPC]

Train.

[Adol Refai]

That's right.

[Aaron Keefe]

And can we hear a voicemail, please? Casey?

[Adol Refai]

Hi, Adel.

[Aaron Keefe]

Hi, Erin. Hi, jpc. My name is Spider, and I have.

[Adol Refai]

An important question for you. I currently have two hey Riddle Riddle tattoos. One is a sad puzzbot, the other is a rainbow Hrr with a banner that says Chaos in front of it. And I was wondering, since we're Almost at episode 300, what should my third.

[JPC]

Hey riddle riddle tattoo be?

[Adol Refai]

I have a lot of leg space left to cover. Thanks. Bye.

[JPC]

Whoa.

[Adol Refai]

Let's just pretend like this one isn't, like a year old either. Let's just.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[JPC]

That's amazing that you got two hey Riddle tattoos already. That's incredible. I think maybe the third one should be a. I want to say a farting shark.

[Aaron Keefe]

Is that so crazy? Whatever.

[Adol Refai]

Some of that's astro nuts.

[Aaron Keefe]

You could get little monkey bones. You could get Dr. Chameleon. You could get JP Riddles and a raccoon playing cards, but cards or condoms or something.

[JPC]

Maybe down your leg it says, what's the big idea?

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah, maybe your leg says the tuna 15 with a little Tuna. Yeah, maybe I would get a teacher's lounge podcast. Check out Teachers lounge. They say really funny over there. They're always up there.

[Adol Refai]

Get one that says the lunatic in the lighthouse from the teacher's lounge.

[JPC]

Teaching chong. Teachin Chong.

[Aaron Keefe]

I didn't know anyone had a hay Riddle Riddle tattoo. I knew that. Oh, yeah, people had tattoos from our time on Dungeons and Daddies. The. What is it called?

[Adol Refai]

Wrist or whatever.

[Aaron Keefe]

Yeah, I've seen those tattoos. I didn't know anyone else. I know Adol, you have my favorite Oretto tattoo.

[JPC]

I have one, I think Aaron Keefe. I think it was Aaron Keef. Had a thing that was J.J. made of hay. Couldn't go to the bonfire, so I thought that was the best thing. And I got that tattooed, I think.

[Adol Refai]

You know, get the tattoo that speaks to you. If you've got a favorite moment, I mean, that's the one. Because it's all gonna be inscrutable to anyone else. No one's ever gonna know what Puzzbot is. So it's like, you know, do the thing that makes you happy. And I believe they said that their name was Spider. So if you're running out of leg space for this tattoo, we got seven more legs.

[Aaron Keefe]

You know, now I know why JPC pulled this voicemail. You wanted to make that joke. I wanted to plug.

[JPC]

I want to plug getting a hey, Riddle Riddle tattoo. Do it. Life is short. Ruin your skin with our podcast.

[Adol Refai]

Life is short. Ruin. It should be our tagline.

[JPC]

And of course I'm joking, because I myself have a hater. Roll tattoo. I want to plug our Patreon, which I think has some delightful content, so check out patreon.com heyriddle riddle. We have a lot of content you can catch up on, and we have new stuff every week, so check that out. Aaron, do you have anything to plug or promote?

[Aaron Keefe]

Follow Quality Time on Instagram. It's a monthly show I host in Los Angeles, if you're interested in that sort of thing. Also, there's a show in LA that is on Thursdays called the Mandatory Improv show, and it's hosted by Chicago people, and a lot of the times, a lot of Chicago people playing. But the quality and the consistency of shows I've seen there over the last few months is just so good. So if you're looking to see an improv show, it's very affordable. It's on Thursdays at like, 7. Come check it out. Come say hi. It's a lot of fun.

[Adol Refai]

I know Aaron met improvisers, but I just like saw like. Yeah, Blagojevich and Rahm Emanuel. They were doing a two.

[Aaron Keefe]

They're doing the Prof. So fucking they're TJ and daving down at the Yard Theater, Los Angeles. Jpc, do you have a review to read or a plug?

[Adol Refai]

Yeah, yeah, let's read a review. If you want to submit a review, just submit it anywhere you submit. 5 star reviews. If you make it 5 stars, I might read it on the podcast. This one's called three Things. This is really a review for the Clue Crew Patreon, but I'm doing it here this summer. I had a bit of a minty bee and could only listen to three things without crying for two weeks. All I listened to were the following three things. The White Wet Waters episode of the Patreon, JBC's guided meditation and Dracula by Rob Zombie, played at a volume unfit for human consumption. All this to say buy the Guided Meditation pack. You won't regret it. Ellen from Hingham. We had the same fourth grade teacher. Hey, Ellen. No, we didn't. I didn't go to school at Hingham. I don't even fucking know you.

[Aaron Keefe]

My fourth grade teacher was the same as my third grade teacher because I was in multi age, so there were third and fourth graders in my class.

[Adol Refai]

You got held back.

[Aaron Keefe]

Oh boy.

[Adol Refai]

You got held back and you're just now realizing it also.

[Aaron Keefe]

I wonder how they know.

[JPC]

Yeah. And Aaron, guess what? You're still being held back by via jpc.

[Aaron Keefe]

That feels right. That feels right.

[JPC]

Wait a minute.

[Adol Refai]

Surround your income.

[JPC]

That's crazy.

[Aaron Keefe]

That we went to the same elementary school. That's nutso. Does that mean we live in the same neighborhood? That's crazy.

[Adol Refai]

Aaron. We didn't. I don't even know you like that.

[Aaron Keefe]

All right, whatever. Jupiter, goodbye.

[Adol Refai]

Hey, Riddle. Riddle. Created by Adol Refai starring Aaron Keenan and John Patrick Patrick Collins.

[JPC]

Casey.

[Adol Refai]

Tony did the editing. Hey there, Boats and balls. If you like that, you are going to love this week's Patreon episode. It's another ch ch ch ch ch. Chatter box. And stay to the end because we have a big announcement. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog by going to patreon.com heyriddlerddle and joining the clue crew for $5 a month. Or start your 7 day free trial or the review crew for $8 a month. Plus you get those ad free episodes. See you there.

[JPC]

That was a headgum podcast.