Episode #352: Greg - Hey Riddle Riddle
Release Date: April 16, 2025
Host/Authors: Adol Rifai (Adol), John Patrick Coan (JPC), and Aaron Keif (Aaron)
Podcast: Hey Riddle Riddle
Description:
Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Coan, three of Chicago's most engaging improvisers, tackle every riddle, puzzle, brain-teaser, and head-scratcher known to humanity. Despite the title, the podcast delves into a variety of conversations beyond just riddles, ensuring entertainment for all listeners.
1. Personal Adventures and Anecdotes
The episode begins with light-hearted banter as the hosts discuss their personal travels. Adol shares his recent trip to Hong Kong and Okinawa, highlighting his attempt to immerse himself in the local culture by taking a karate class.
- Adol: "I bought a seventh Lexus, and I drove a different one every week. [01:05]"
He recounts the challenges and humorous mishaps during his karate class in Okinawa, including interactions with seasoned black belts and fellow enthusiasts.
- Adol: "I got what they call a clear belt, which is when they want you to never practice again. [07:27]"
2. Auto Parts and Car Bows Banter
The conversation shifts to the quirks of car accessories, specifically focusing on the structural bows of Lexuses. The hosts humorously critique the practicality and aesthetics of such additions.
- Aaron: "See that douchebag who rides around town with the car bow on top of his car? What's his deal? [03:40]"
JPC shares a relatable story about encountering someone struggling to navigate a parking garage due to an oversized car bow, leading to a discussion on spatial awareness while driving.
3. Office Roleplay: Firing Greg
In a creative twist, the hosts engage in a roleplay scenario where they act as managers delivering the news that their colleague, Greg, must be fired due to his disruptive behavior.
- JPC: "Greg can't drink at office functions anymore... Greg, you're fired. [15:10]"
Adol and JPC depict a theatrical and exaggerated office environment, complete with threats of scissors and dramatic declarations, emphasizing the comedic intent behind the scene.
4. Listener Interaction: Riddles Submitted by Matthew McNeese Young
Aaron introduces listener-submitted riddles, crediting Matthew McNeese Young for his contributions. The hosts laugh about a moment when Matthew's wife inadvertently shared the podcast with her entire office.
- Aaron: "I will forever be Connor O'Nephew Old, which his name is Matthew McNeese Young. [12:21]"
This segment sets the stage for the hosts to delve into solving and discussing the riddles provided by Matthew.
5. Improv Riddle Games
The hosts engage in improvisational games to solve riddles, often leading to humorous and unexpected outcomes. They creatively weave celebrity names and rhyming words into complete sentences, enhancing the playful nature of the episode.
- Adol: "This actress who played Padme in Star Wars lays on a top of a four-door passenger car with the intent to expose her skin to ultraviolet light." [21:02]
Through these games, the hosts demonstrate their quick wit and improvisational skills, keeping the audience entertained.
6. Listener Voicemail: Rodolfo's D&D Class Preferences
A voicemail from listener Rodolfo introduces a discussion on Dungeons & Dragons classes, prompting the hosts to share their favorite and least favorite classes based on personal experiences.
- Rodolfo: "What your favorite and least favorite class or multi-class in D&D is." [62:36]
Adol expresses his preference for Rangers and Wizards, citing their versatility and the strategic depth they bring to the game.
- Adol: "I think my favorite probably is Wizard. I like the idea of looking through the spellbook and picking things for like, oh, this could be useful in this instance." [63:40]
JPC reminisces about his past D&D campaigns, mentioning his character Vodan Shavares, and discusses his fondness for classes that offer creative spellcasting options.
- JPC: "My favorite way to play is the illusionist... pick spells that don't deal damage because you can think of more fun ways to use them." [64:13]
Aaron shares his affinity for Bards, emphasizing their essential role in any party for versatility and support.
- Aaron: "I like bard best... I've never felt the pull to play a barbarian or like a fighter." [65:23]
7. Improv Scenes and Comedic Interactions
Throughout the episode, the hosts perform various improvisational scenes based on the riddles and interactions. These segments showcase their chemistry and ability to create engaging narratives on the spot.
- JPC: "We're gonna have to take your keys because you guys are talking like you're robots and you're clearly really drunk." [56:15]
They also delve into humorous storytelling, recounting personal mishaps and exaggerated scenarios that keep the conversation lively.
8. Closing Segments and Future Plans
As the episode nears its end, the hosts discuss potential live shows, encouraging listeners to participate by sending in wedding invitations for future live recordings in fans' living rooms.
- Aaron: "So send that in if you want us to do a live show in your living room. [66:08]"
They wrap up with a brief discussion on maintaining a good attitude and hints at future content, ensuring listeners are left anticipating upcoming episodes.
Notable Quotes:
- Adol: "I bought a seventh Lexus, and I drove a different one every week." [01:05]
- Aaron: "See that douchebag who rides around town with the car bow on top of his car? What's his deal?" [03:40]
- JPC: "Greg can't drink at office functions anymore... Greg, you're fired." [15:10]
- Aaron: "I will forever be Connor O'Nephew Old, which his name is Matthew McNeese Young." [12:21]
- Adol: "I guess that just means I'll see you tonight. Whispers in your ear. Can I pat your butt?" [10:34]
- JPC: "This party has been killer, man." [55:06]
Conclusion:
Episode #352: Greg of "Hey Riddle Riddle" offers a blend of personal stories, creative roleplays, listener interactions, and improvisational humor. The hosts' dynamic interplay and ability to seamlessly transition between segments keep the episode engaging from start to finish. Whether discussing trips, engaging in playful office dramas, or delving into the intricacies of D&D classes, Adol, JPC, and Aaron deliver an entertaining and memorable episode for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.