Podcast Summary: Hey Riddle Riddle – Episode #369: Star Wars (1979)
Release Date: August 13, 2025
Hosts: Adol Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Collins
Introduction and Early Banter (00:00 – 02:20)
The episode opens with a humorous mock advertisement where Adol Rifai introduces "Schedule 35," a Canadian startup focused on educating and enriching lives through microdosing psilocybin products. The banter quickly becomes playful as Aaron Keefe and John Patrick Collins humorously misinterpret "Schedule 35" as Adol’s home planet, leading to playful exchanges about psilocybin's benefits.
Adol Rifai [00:20]: “...our mission is to educate and enrich lives with a deeper meaning and a better sense of self through microdosing psilocybin products.”
John Patrick Collins [02:03]: “...Get 50% off with code RIDDLECHEDULE35CO.”
This segment sets a lighthearted tone, showcasing the trio's improvisational skills and comedic chemistry.
Mock Complaint Filing and Transition (02:20 – 05:00)
The hosts engage in a satirical skit pretending to file a formal complaint against the podcast, highlighting common listener grievances in a comedic manner.
Adol Rifai [02:20]: “He stood on a block of ice. Both of them were goldfish...”
John Patrick Collins [04:24]: “...He stabbed him with an ice, and the horses seemed right.”
This playful exchange leads into the announcement of the episode's theme, marking the transition from mock advertisements to the core content.
Star Wars-Themed Riddles and Discussions (05:00 – 35:00)
The main focus of the episode revolves around a series of Star Wars-themed riddles submitted by listener Jamie Newton from Toronto. The hosts attempt to solve these riddles, which center on identifying planets from the Star Wars universe based on cryptic clues.
Riddle #1: Release Year of Star Wars (25:00 – 27:07)
The first riddle prompts the hosts to recall the release year of the original Star Wars film.
Adol Rifai [25:39]: “...It was either 78 or 79. And I know that for a fact.”
John Patrick Collins [27:07]: “...You said 1977. So I was wrong.”
Ultimately, John Patrick Collins correctly identifies the release year as 1977.
Riddle #2: Planet Associated with a Sequel's Final Credits (26:54 – 27:40)
The next riddle asks about the planet mentioned during the final credits of Star Wars, leading to a discussion about Endor.
Adol Rifai [27:07]: “...The latest blockbuster left itself open for a sequel when the final credits said the blank.”
John Patrick Collins [27:09]: “...Is it Endor? Yes.”
Improvisational Skits Based on Riddles (27:40 – 50:00)
In response to the riddles, the hosts perform improvisational scenes that bring the clues to life. One notable skit involves Aaron Keefe attempting to pick up someone at a hypothetical podcast festival, incorporating Star Wars elements like Dagobah and Naboo.
Adol Rifai [37:27]: “...Hello. Excuse me. My ship broke down...”
Aaron Keefe [38:30]: “...There is no can. There is only Twix.”
These skits blend humor with Star Wars lore, enhancing the engagement for listeners familiar with the franchise.
Riddle #3: Fishing Pole on the Bus (65:04 – 67:46)
A listener named Simon submits a riddle about Kevin’s fishing pole dilemma. The hosts brainstorm various solutions before Adol Rifai reveals the answer.
Adol Rifai [57:00]: “...Upon opening the gift, Susie found a tailored lingerie set in sizes significantly different than herself...”
The answer involves Kevin purchasing a box to accommodate his fishing pole's length, aligning with the riddle's requirements.
Improvisational Courtroom Scene (67:46 – 69:36)
Following the riddles, the hosts engage in an extended improvisational scene where Aaron Keefe takes on the role of an accuser in a mock courtroom against John Patrick Collins (JPC) and Adol Rifai. This segment showcases their comedic timing and ability to create engaging narratives on the fly.
Aaron Keefe [68:00]: “...JPC did not accept my answer to a riddle and instead dragged me across the floor.”
Adol Rifai [69:02]: “...A long box. Jury, am I right? Jury of my peers. 12 deranged perverts...”
Riddles and Final Discussions (69:36 – 67:46)
The session continues with more riddles, including one about Susie's Valentine's Day gift leading to her filing for divorce. The hosts collaboratively work through potential answers before arriving at the correct solution, emphasizing their problem-solving skills.
Adol Rifai [57:39]: “...Upon opening the gift, Susie found a tailored lingerie set in sizes significantly different than herself.”
Aaron Keefe [59:03]: “...Aaron, you have got it correctly.”
Plugs and Episode Conclusion (69:36 – 72:14)
As the episode nears its end, the hosts move into promotional segments, encouraging listeners to join their Patreon for bonus content and reviews. While these segments blend seamlessly with the conversational style, they maintain the episode's entertaining flow.
Adol Rifai [69:42]: “...To join the clue crew for $5 a month or start your 7-day free trial...”
John Patrick Collins [71:07]: “...Quince.com Riddle to get free shipping and 365-day returns.”
Notable Quotes
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Aaron Keefe [06:57]: “If you think the guys sound the same, press 2.”
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Adol Rifai [32:24]: “...he had dark hair. Does that do anything?”
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John Patrick Collins [52:44]: “No, I'm not. But you made it.”
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Adol Rifai [57:59]: “Upon opening the gift, Susie found a tailored lingerie set in sizes significantly different than herself. The gift was intended for the mistress of the husband. Her husband had mistakenly given her the wrong gift.”
Conclusion
Episode #369 of Hey Riddle Riddle masterfully blends Star Wars-themed riddles with improvisational comedy, showcasing the hosts' quick wit and deep knowledge of the franchise. Through engaging discussions and humorous skits, Adol Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Collins deliver an entertaining and intellectually stimulating episode that appeals to both riddle enthusiasts and Star Wars fans alike. The seamless integration of humor, problem-solving, and pop culture references makes this episode a standout addition to the podcast series.