#406: The Omelette Dilemma

Summary

Hey Riddle Riddle #406: The Omelette Dilemma

Release Date: April 29, 2026
Hosts: Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, John Patrick Coan
Guest: Sandy (Sandy Weisz)

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Episode Overview

This episode, titled "The Omelette Dilemma," serves up a classic Hey Riddle Riddle blend of improv, ridiculous hypothetical scenarios, audience riddles, and banter — all centered around hosts' bizarre decision-making, especially Adal’s deep existential crisis over leftover omelettes. The gang is later joined by guest Sandy for an extended “sports teams as puns” riddle game. As always, the conversation veers delightfully off-topic, examining breakfast routines, time-travel television, and the history of Italian food.

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Main Discussion Points

1. Opening Improv & The Adult Scooby Gang (00:06–04:38)

• Cold open with rapid-fire classic riddle reveals (e.g., “The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice…”).
• Whimsical scene where Erin tries to disguise as a tree to collect Adal’s pee for a clone.
• The hosts riff on how adults don’t meddle, unlike Scooby Doo’s “meddling kids,” pondering the exact age at which a person is no longer a “kid.”
• JPC: “Yeah. What is the adult version of meddling kids? Nosy bitches.” (02:03)
• Discussions of cartoon characters as kaijus: Scooby Doo, Big Bird, Bugs Bunny.

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2. The Omelette Dilemma: Adal’s Existential Crisis (04:38–09:42)

• Erin asks, “How are you?” and Adal unravels his three-day omelette saga.
• Adal’s Predicament:
  • Three days, three different diners, three leftover omelettes in the fridge.
  • Now faces the dilemma: “Should I eat these in the order I bought them? Or should I eat my favorite one first?"
• Adal: “I’m truly living in a prison of my own making. But I gotta say, the breakfast in prison, not bad. It's all omelet, baby.” (09:48)
• Erin and JPC incredulous at the situation, dissecting his logic and demonstrating their own imagined three-day diner rotas.

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3. Breakfast Orders & Diner Logic (10:02–11:42)

• Hosts share their varied ideal orders for multiple days at a diner.
  • Erin: Classic eggs, then eggs benedict, then a mix of sides or a veggie bowl (plus a Bloody Mary every time).
  • JPC: Chilaquiles, corned beef hash, biscuits & gravy.
• Adal, as a vegetarian, laments the lack of options: “I love a vegetarian biscuits and gravy. No diner’s ever gonna have that.”

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4. Improv: Violence as a Coping Mechanism (11:42–14:12)

• JPC jokingly advocates vigilante violence “tearing people apart limb by limb,” an idea met with full support from Erin, despite being critical of Adal’s omelet woes.
• Erin: “Sometimes to fall asleep… I soothe myself asking, what if we just put them all in one big room and locked the door?” (12:54)
• Running gag: jokingly proposing referenda to ban omelets for JPC, confounding the logic of what deserves support.

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5. Wellness Check-In and TV Comfort Food (14:13–15:55)

• Erin on how she’s doing: “Somewhere between omelette hell and wanting to actively do something because I can’t stand it anymore.”
• She recommends Derry Girls, calling it:
  • "Up there with Arrested Development in terms of strongest ensemble comedy casts." (15:31)

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6. Before-and-After Riddles from Daisy (16:12–36:38)

• Aaron introduces new “before and after” riddles submitted by listener Daisy.
• Notable riddles & answers:
  • Q: “A street in New York City where you can see a play or get affordable furniture.”
    A: Broadway Fairway (16:57)
  • Q: “A magical school in the way they accept you just as you are.”
    A: Hogwarts and all (17:08)
  • Q: “A famous Neil Young song about a classic lunch choice.”
    A: Cowgirl in the Sand-wich; leads to a silly songwriter improv (18:00–20:40)
  • Q: “A warm, boozy drink for the Amish on vacation.”
    A: Hot Buttered Rum Springer (21:00)
  • Q: “Adam and Eve’s favorite fast casual dining establishment.”
    A: Garden of E-Denny’s (21:16)
• Spirited improv scenes growing out of riddle answers (e.g., Adam & Eve at Olive Garden; 22:18–26:19).
• Detour into the origins of Italian food, tomatoes, and mead (27:01–29:12).
• What TV show would you show to a time-traveler to introduce TV?
  • JPC: Double Dare, Aaron: Cocomelon, Adal: Bluey (33:05–35:28)
  • JPC: “If you show someone Frasier or Seinfeld or something, they’re going to be so confused. But a family sliding through a mouth full of banana cream pudding? That’s universal.” (33:38)
• Classic wordplay riddle: “A way to confuse others while pleasuring yourself.”
  • A: Masturbate and switch.
  • (36:18–38:12) Improv scene subverting the expectation of a raunchy skit, keeping it clean.

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7. Guest Segment with Sandy: Sports Team Pun Game (48:09–73:31)

• Sandy returns to host a reprise of his sports riddle game.
• Premise: Name two professional North American sports teams whose names create a pun or play on another activity based on their mascots.
• Sample Rounds:
  • Car Repair: Los Angeles Sparks & Detroit Pistons (54:25)
  • Making Things Up: Detroit Lions & Chicago Bulls (“lying” & “bullshitting”) (56:13)
  • DJing: Utah Jazz & Houston Rockets (57:21)
    Sandy: “If I hire a DJ, they better rock it or else they’re not getting paid.” (57:58)
  • Traveling on Vacation: Green Bay Packers & Philadelphia Flyers (59:19)
  • Competing in Haircuts: LA Clippers & Columbus Crew (60:39)
  • Thievery: Pittsburgh Steelers & New York Knicks (“steal” and “nick”) (63:14–66:00)
  • Fishing: Brooklyn Nets & Philadelphia Flyers (“net” and “flyer”/fly fishing) (68:18)
  • Historical Battle Re-enactments: Las Vegas Knights & Golden State Warriors (70:14)
  • Collecting movies on optical disc: St. Louis Blues & Tampa Bay Rays (“Blu-Rays”) (73:15)
• The hosts struggle mightily with hockey team names, leading to much group humiliation and running jokes about never doing hockey again.
• Adal: “Sandy, no more hockey! … He’s looking at his list—it’s all hockey.” (71:18)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• JPC on Adulthood: “Adults don’t really meddle much anymore. Like they either shoot everybody at a bank or they go quietly to their work.” (02:14)
• Adal: “No one told me anything about craving. I told you these were not plans. These were accidental happenings of the universe.” (07:45)
• Erin: “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. You’re just going to go get omelets without eating your leftover omelet every day.” (09:19)
• Adal: “A scene where someone is doing Cowgirl in the Sand? … Are you sure he’s not talking about the sexual position?” (19:04)
• Erin (on TV for time travelers): “I cannot think of a worse one. If you’d given me six days to come up with a worse one...” (33:27)
• JPC: “If I hire a DJ, they better rock it or else they’re not getting paid.” (57:58)
• Adal: “If you call me ‘Stoney’ in the email [about The Mystery League], you get an immediate discount.”
• Group: Multiple “puck off” and anti-hockey jokes as frustration grows with hockey-themed riddles.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:06-04:38: Opening cold open/sketch, meddlers v. adults
• 04:38-09:42: The Omelette Dilemma discussion
• 09:48-14:12: Diner orders, moral support, vigilante violence jokes
• 16:12-36:38: Listener riddles from Daisy + improv scenes
• 33:05-35:28: TV for Time Travelers discussion
• 36:38-38:29: Masturbate and Switch riddle & improv
• 48:09–73:31: Sandy’s Sports Team Pun Riddle Game
• 74:21–end: Plugs, shoutouts, and classic Hey Riddle Riddle signoffs

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Flow and Tone

The episode blends improv anarchy and word game seriousness in classic Hey Riddle Riddle fashion:

• Language: Playful, irreverent, and quick-witted, tons of asides and callbacks.
• Tone: Chaotic but warm; lots of playful bickering and affectionately frustrated competition.

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Takeaways for Listeners

• Riddles, Puns, and Games: You’ll get a bevy of creative riddles, playful sports/geography puns, and before-and-after wordplay.
• Improv Comedy: Regular run of alternative universe scenes, especially born from riddle answers.
• Banter & Personal Lives: Hilarious, relatable asides about breakfast, TV, and the subjective logic in daily choices.
• Community Involvement: Riddle submissions from listeners and return guests foster a clubby, interactive feel.
• Guest Highlight: Sandy’s sports riddle game is an episode standout for puzzle lovers.

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Final Note

A must-listen for fans of wordplay, improbable hypotheticals, and group improv. Adal’s “omelette hell” story is an instant classic, and Sandy’s guest segment brings the kind of communal puzzle-solving that remains Hey Riddle Riddle’s bread and butter (or, in this context… their basket of diner toast).

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To submit your own riddles or become part of the “Clue Crew,” visit Patreon.com/heyriddleriddle.

Transcript

[Aaron]

This is a headgun podcast.

[Adol]

The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice. Both of them were goldfish. It was the cabin of an airplane. He stabbed him with an ice ray. And the horses ain't Friday.

[Aaron]

Psst. Psst. Adol. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's me, it's Aaron. I'm under the disguise. It's me.

[JPC]

What? This is a tree?

[Aaron]

No, no, no, it's me, I'm Aaron.

[JPC]

Okay, tree, if you're Aaron, tell me something only Aaron would know.

[Aaron]

Oh my God, what do I know? Do I really know anything for sure? I don't know if I'm sure about anything.

[JPC]

Hey, Jeep.

[Adol]

Oh, Adol. Hey, thanks for meeting me. Okay. Oh, this is perfect timing, man, because I really gotta rip a piss. Do you mind if I hit this tree up or.

[JPC]

Yeah, go for it. Hey, you should know this tree says it's Aaron.

[Adol]

Will that ruin it for me? No, I can work with that. Okay.

[JPC]

Wait, what?

[Adol]

Unzerp and unzerp. Yeah. Insert my perts.

[Aaron]

Haha. Got you. It's me. I'm the tree.

[Adol]

Oh, and you were trying to collect my.

[Aaron]

Oh, I forgot to. I was supposed to collect your pee. Damn it. Is it too late? Pee in my hand?

[Adol]

No. Nice try, Aaron. You'll have to work a little harder if you want to make a clone of me.

[Aaron]

Ah, I got got again. If it wasn't for you grown adults who are. Well, okay, $8,000 tree costume for nothing, I guess. Unbelievable.

[JPC]

Yeah. What is the adult version of meddling kids? Nosy bitches.

[Aaron]

Nosy bitches.

[Adol]

You nosy bitches.

[Aaron]

Gossiping jerks.

[Adol]

Adults don't really meddle much anymore. Like they either, like they either like shoot everybody at a bank or they go quietly to their work. There's no in between, I guess.

[JPC]

I'm also now questioning how do we think Scuba and then gang were.

[Adol]

We're getting to the point where that's important question for society because people would

[JPC]

say I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids. Kids to me is what do we think? Anything under 15, 16.

[Adol]

I think if a bunch of 17 year olds are like fucking with me, I'm not like, get out of here, you kids. They are like not adults. They're technically children. But if I would say like I saw some kids, I'm thinking of like grade school kids, like you know, somewhere in like the first to fifth grade.

[JPC]

Yeah, kids don't wear ascots forever.

[Adol]

Well, not anymore.

[Aaron]

One of them has like facial hair. What do you mean, they're like 14. Are they 14?

[Adol]

I guess you could. I mean, some people had facial hair, like, not good facial hair when they were like, yeah, 14. 14 for. Cause Shaggy. Doesn't Shaggy have like a. Shaggy's 14,

[JPC]

but he's high for his age.

[Adol]

He's very high for his age. And also, Scooby Doo can't be a kid. If you told me that's a 14 year old dog, I'm like, that dog's almost dead.

[JPC]

Well, he's a Kaiju. There's a surprising amount of Kaijus. Mickey Mouse, Big Bird. Big Bird, Bugs Bunny.

[Adol]

Hold on.

[Aaron]

Is this true, Aaron?

[JPC]

These are the most powerful magical creatures in our.

[Adol]

Adol. You listed three of those things before. In my mind, I was like, oh, yeah, a Kaiju is that thing from Pacific Rim where there's two people piloting it. And then I was like, no, the Kaiju is the other. I thought in my mind when you were listing those, I was like, yeah, there's two people inside of the queue operating.

[JPC]

Bugs Bunny. One for the carrot, one for the mouth. One for the carrot.

[Aaron]

Spooky.

[Adol]

One for the carrot, two for the mouth. All right, y', all, let's rock this. Yeah. I love like 2000's most

[Aaron]

Adel. JPC. Step into my office.

[Adol]

Okay.

[Aaron]

Step right. Right.

[JPC]

Okay. This is like a. Like a kiddie pool.

[Aaron]

Mind the Gap.

[JPC]

Pants are wet.

[Aaron]

Now sit down.

[Adol]

Oh, interesting you would call this a kiddie pool. See, I would say that this is like a teenager pool.

[Aaron]

Yeah. What age is this pool? I have an important question.

[Adol]

Uh huh.

[Aaron]

How are you?

[JPC]

Uh.

[Adol]

Oh. What is going on here?

[Aaron]

How are you?

[Adol]

Can I tell you honestly, Erin? Can I tell you honestly how I am?

[Aaron]

Yes.

[Adol]

So at the time of recording this, a freak fucking accident of nature. I mean, nothing that I planned. This is just the way my life unfolded. Happened to me where there were three days in a row where I went to a diner and got an omelet.

[Aaron]

Now, none of that sounds like an accident. That sounds like an active thing you've decided to do.

[Adol]

I'm not an every day of the week diner guy. That's not who I am. I'd love to be that. That's actually who I aspire to be. That's the version of me that like, when I close my eyes and think about, that's who I am. But that's not the guy that I am. I also, I can't eat a whole omelet, so I'm taking half of an omelet home every time I Order one.

[Aaron]

An omelet fridge. Go.

[Adol]

Yeah, I'm a waste not one Night guy. I love a leftover, even with an omelet. With an omelet. Yeah. An omelet heats up pretty well in the oven. What?

[Aaron]

Okay, okay.

[JPC]

How many eggs are in this omelet?

[Adol]

I mean, these are big omelets. These are not small omelets. There are some omelets that I can eat, but like a diner omelet, like a classic diner omelet sounds like, by the way, sou.

[Aaron]

Like a fake word the more we say it.

[Adol]

This is three separate diners. These are not the same diners. These are scattered to all corners of the earth.

[Aaron]

Three separate diners.

[JPC]

Do you think when Vin Diesel eats an omelet, it's called a domlet?

[Adol]

Yep, it's called the omelet. And the secret ingredient is family in my fridge right now. Well, this morning, I should say I had three leftover omelets. Now, I know I gotta be eating these omelets, but I can only really have them for breakfast. So I have to have, like, one a day. But now I'm thinking, should I. Should I eat these in the order that I purchased? And that's the smart thing to do because that's how they're gonna go bad. But also, they were from three separate diners. Some of them are better than other ones. So do I eat the best one first? Do I eat the worst one first? Completely fucked up my whole day. I mean, what a fucking horrible decision to have to make.

[JPC]

This is a riddle. This is like the lady and the Tiger or whatever.

[Adol]

This is like the lady and the Tiger. I love that movie. What would you guys do in that situation, which I'm letting you eat first?

[Aaron]

I would never be in this situation. What are you talking about? I go getting an omelet three days in a row is so crazy. And what do you mean it didn't scratch your itch for an omelette the first day?

[Adol]

Okay, so you're saying I'm at the diner. I'm already at the diner on the second day.

[Aaron]

Diner. One. Day, one omelet. You're craving an omelet. You get an omelet. You can't finish it. That's fine. You bring it home.

[Adol]

Fridge, fridge.

[JPC]

Cozy Corner.

[Adol]

One of them was. One of them was Cozy Corner, which, by the way, my favorite omelette of the three. Okay, Day two.

[Aaron]

Day two. Wake up. If I'm craving an omelet, I'm actually gonna get really upset. I feel like my cheeks Are about to get hot. Day two. I'm craving an omelet. I go to my refrigerator where I have leftover omelet.

[Adol]

No one told me anything about craving. I told you these were not plants. These were accidental happenings of the universe. Where did you wake up?

[Aaron]

Day two. Why are you. I'm freaking out. Why didn't you wake up and eat the omelette you already had in your refrigerator?

[Adol]

Can I tell you? My wife had an early doctor's appointment. So I drove my wife to the doctor's appointment. And then after she had the doctor's appointment, there was a diner across the street, and she was hungry, so we went to get the omelet. Again, nothing that I planned. And she was not with me the first day. It was just me and my kid at the diner the first day.

[Aaron]

But why get something that's not an omelet at the second diner knowing you have omelet at home?

[Adol]

Because I'll be honest, I'm not a sweets for breakfast type of guy.

[Aaron]

And there's other options. That's not the only savory option.

[Adol]

It's the only savory option for a vegetarian.

[JPC]

Chilaquiles.

[Adol]

It was not adel. This was like Norwood Park. There were no chilaquiles on the menu.

[Aaron]

And then third day, you go, oh, I'm gonna wake up and have my two leftover omelets.

[Adol]

Third day. Now, hold on. The third day was Saturday. On Saturdays, we go out to breakfast. That's what we do in this house. That one is set in stone. That one's non negotiable.

[JPC]

I think what you do. I think. Yeah. I think you make a Frankenstein omelet where you take. You cut each one into thirds.

[Adol]

Yes.

[JPC]

Combine them in, like, a pan or something, heat them up, and then eat

[Adol]

them that way for three days. I have one third of each omelet. And then I. Okay, yeah, no, that would.

[Aaron]

That. No. I don't want to give you any sort of real advice here because I don't want to encourage you to keep doing something like this. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. You're just going to go and get omelet without eating your leftover omelet every day.

[Adol]

Well, now I'm. Now I'm in three days of omelet like I did three days of omelet. And now I'm in another three days of omelet where I'm eating leftover omelette. So, yes, today, this morning, I Had

[Aaron]

some omelet, and then it's going to bump up against your Saturday breakfast, and then you're going to have omelet again.

[Adol]

I mean, I'm truly living in a prison of my own making. But I got to say, the breakfast in prison, not bad. It's all omelet, baby.

[JPC]

And I'm fine.

[Aaron]

Yes. And adol. How are you.

[Adol]

What are you getting at a. What are you getting at a diner, Aaron?

[Aaron]

Well, if I'm going to a diner three days in a row, I'm trying to mix it up.

[Adol]

Give me, give me. Like, hit me with three breakfast orders. Bop, bop, bop. What's your plan?

[Aaron]

Okay. Day one, I'm probably gonna go for, like, the classic breakfast where it's like, two eggs, a protein toast, hash browns. Day two, I'm gonna go for some sort of, like, eggs Benedict.

[Adol]

Okay.

[JPC]

Hollandaise sauce.

[Aaron]

Hollandaise sauce. Day three, I'm probably kind of tired of going out to eat for breakfast. And I might be doing, like, ordering a bunch of sides. Like, I'm getting, like, a bagel and a side of bacon. Like, I'm doing piecemeal of whatever I'm craving that day. Or. Or I'm doing like a. Yeah, like a bowl. Like a bowl that is like maybe a Mexican inspired, inspired bowl or something that has maybe a little bit more vegetables in it than the first two days.

[Adol]

Like a quinoa or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. For sure.

[Aaron]

And I'm getting a Bloody Mary each time.

[Adol]

Okay, Adult. What's your go to diner order? You have to go three days in a row.

[JPC]

Chilaquiles, number one. Corned beef hash, number two.

[Adol]

Okay.

[JPC]

Corned beef hash, biscuits and gravy, number three.

[Adol]

Interesting. Okay.

[JPC]

Yeah, I love a diner.

[Adol]

The people that can eat meat have so many more options at a diner. You get like, I love a vegetarian. Biscuits and gravy. No diner's ever gonna have that. Not like a greasy spoon type of place.

[Aaron]

Yeah.

[Adol]

Sad times.

[Aaron]

Well, enjoy your omelet, hell.

[JPC]

Speaking of hell, here's how I'm doing.

[Aaron]

Yes.

[Adol]

Okay.

[JPC]

I decided late last night, and I'm not going to say names, but I think we have to start tearing these people apart limb by limb. Listen, now, hear me out.

[Adol]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Again, I'm not specifying who I'm talking

[Aaron]

about, but I think could be someone we know. Could be someone we don't know.

[Adol]

Personally, I'm not here. I'm not saying it's not a good use of your time. Here's just one other thing. You could be doing late at night.

[JPC]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adol]

I'll throw this out. Sleeping.

[Aaron]

No, don't listen to Mr. Omelette. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

[JPC]

I've heard of it. I've heard of it.

[Adol]

I'm Mr. Omelette, and I'm here to have a little.

[JPC]

Oh, his brains were eggs.

[Aaron]

Well, good scramble at all. I completely agree.

[JPC]

I just think we, as a collective have to come together. And the royal. We tear these motherfuckers apart limb by limb because there's no other way. The only way out is through.

[Aaron]

Yeah.

[Adol]

Just like we saw with our friend Mr. Omelette.

[Aaron]

I'm not really an eye for an eye person. I don't quite believe in that. But sometimes to fall asleep, the way I soothe myself is, what if we just all put them in a room and we lock the door? And then their punishment is just. The cruel and unusual punishment is each other. And I'm not specifying who we're talking about. I'm just saying what if they. We just all. We put them all in one big room.

[Sandy]

Yes.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Adol]

What if it's a small room? Let's call it the trunk of a car. And then we drive the car off a. Let's call it a cliff. And we're not saying who. And we're not even saying who. And it doesn't even have to be people. It could just be in the trunk of the car. It could just be cartoons.

[JPC]

It could be the concept of, you know, anything.

[Aaron]

We could be talking about anyone or anything. Adel. Yeah, I'm with you. I got. You have. Whatever you're doing. You got my full support, pal.

[JPC]

Perfect. Thank you.

[Adol]

If that's on the ballot come November, I'll give it. I'll throw it a vote.

[Aaron]

Hey, why not jpc? I just realized. Was it hurtful to watch me sort of come down on you about the omelet stuff and then give Adol my full undying support when he proposed violence? Like, is that hard?

[Adol]

I disagree with my omelets and I agree with Adol's things. So it's all, hey, come November, if I can vote for me not getting omelets anymore, I'll vote for that as well. What does it hurt, you know?

[Aaron]

Yeah.

[Adol]

What does it hurt to throw a couple yeses on the ballot? Initiated. So JPC can't be served omelets, Countywide ordinance. What does that hurt? Hurts nobody.

[JPC]

Aaron, it begs the question, how are you doing?

[Aaron]

I'm okay. I'm somewhere between omelet hell and Wanting to actively do something because I can't stand it anymore. So yeah, I'm somewhere on that range.

[Adol]

Okay, sure.

[Aaron]

In a healthy place. I think everything's okay. Rewatching Derry Girls. That'll help. That helps.

[Adol]

Dairy Girls. Is the Irish show okay? Yes. I feel like I've seen. I've walked past an episode or two.

[Aaron]

I think you would really enjoy it. I. Here's Adol. Have you watched it?

[JPC]

I feel like I've seen maybe a scene or something from it. I remember it being funny, but I just. I haven't sat down and watched the whole thing. Is it worth a full watch?

[Aaron]

I think it really is and I think I had to. I don't know why, but during the pandemic when it came out, I had to start it like four times. I think the pilot, something about the tone of it, it felt, didn't. It didn't quite feel like enough of like a capital C comedy for me when I first started it. And now I genuinely think it is up there with Arrested Development in terms of strongest ensemble comedy casts.

[Adol]

Wow.

[JPC]

Dang.

[Aaron]

It's like that deep of a bench of that many funny people in a show. It's crazy. And it's also like you can really get through it in a week. There's not that many episodes. It is laugh out loud funny and it's gentle soap too. It's not gonna feel like too stressful of a watch right now.

[Adol]

Speaking of gentle soap, Aaron, maybe we could get into some riddles that are like, you know, cleansing and pleasant, non abrasive. Like one of those, like those dial soaps that foam when you press it down. I love that. Oh, I love a little foam when you press down.

[Aaron]

He tricked me into doing riddles, so riddles I shall do. Here are some riddles submitted by Daisy. Thank you, Daisy. Daisy made some before and after riddles, the kind where there's two overlapping phrases and then she says thanks for always being my favorite podcast and keeping me so much company. I work mostly solo as a vision. Joe Rogan, Experience Artist so your podcast really means the world to me. Thank you, Daisy. Here are Daisy's riddles and I think you'll be. These are self explanatory. I don't think I need to burn one as an example.

[Adol]

Okay.

[Aaron]

A street in New York City where you can see a play or get some pretty affordable furniture.

[JPC]

Broadway Fairway Fair.

[Aaron]

Yes. A magical school in the way they accept you just as you are.

[JPC]

Hogwarts and all.

[Adol]

Yes, Hogwarts and all.

[Aaron]

A famous Neil Young song about a classic lunch choice.

[Adol]

I'm out.

[JPC]

Heart of Gold Lunchables. Wait, what was it? A classic what choice?

[Aaron]

A famous Neil Young song.

[JPC]

Okay.

[Aaron]

About a classic lunch choice.

[JPC]

Is it Heart of Gold?

[Aaron]

No.

[Adol]

I don't know the catalog.

[JPC]

My beef.

[Aaron]

Yeah, I had to look this up.

[Adol]

It's always fascinating to me when someone's like, neil Young is just like a blind spot for me. When someone's like, oh, yeah, Neil Young. I'm like, I don't know, man.

[JPC]

Keep on rocking in the free world market groceries.

[Aaron]

It's about a woman.

[Adol]

It's a classic, classic lunch choice. Is it sandwich?

[Aaron]

Yes.

[Adol]

Okay, so was it sand? Something?

[Aaron]

Sand?

[Sandy]

Yes.

[Adol]

Castle in the Sand.

[Aaron]

So, yeah, if that doesn't ring a bell, then I think you're like me. And you weren't familiar with the song Cowgirl in the Sand. Now I'd like to see a scene.

[Adol]

You want to see a scene where someone's doing Cowgirl in the Sand?

[Aaron]

Yeah, I want to see a scene. You are two songwriters, and Neil Young has just told you that in the next 20 minutes, he needs a song called Cowgirl in the sand, and you guys are just trying to figure out what that means and what these lyrics could possibly be about.

[JPC]

Okay, okay, okay. We've done it before. We can do it again.

[Adol]

We can do it again.

[JPC]

Sherry, baby, we knocked out in three, remember?

[Adol]

Yeah. You're sure he said cowgirl in the Sand? That's the words that he said to you in the hallway.

[JPC]

Honestly, you could never tell. He has that Canadian sort of twang. Twang? Twang. You know, cowgirls have a twang.

[Sandy]

Yeah.

[Adol]

If that's what we're talking about with Cowgirl in the Sand. Right. Is he talking about a girl who is, like, a girl cowboy?

[JPC]

I think so.

[Adol]

Are you sure he's not talking about the sexual position?

[JPC]

Yeah, yeah. Fuck. It's probably about fucking on the beach.

[Adol]

But is it because it's Neil Young? Like, has he done other. Has he had us write other songs about, like, fucking in that same way? Oh, maybe it's about a cowgirl. What would she be doing on the beach? Okay, you know what?

[JPC]

She's trying to lasso the ocean. That's fun. That's romantic.

[Adol]

Why don't we just think of words and stuff like that? Lasso the ocean. That can be both sex and cowboy.

[JPC]

Like, they're just.

[Adol]

Yeah. Yes, exactly.

[JPC]

Just to get into the spirit, let's do it in Neil's voice. I need to lasso the ocean.

[Adol]

Mm. And just because I Can't do Neil. I'm going to do Bob shooing the horse. And.

[JPC]

Sorry, that was Bob. Who?

[Adol]

That is my neighbor Bob who does a bad Bob Dylan impression.

[JPC]

Oh, here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Neil, buddy.

[Aaron]

Hey, guys. You kept the. You were leaning on the microphone in the booth thing. We all heard everything.

[JPC]

Whoopsie doopsy. You did say cowgirl in the sand, right?

[Aaron]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Okay. You ready to hear this?

[Aaron]

Yeah, I guess you guys aren't. If you don't want to be here, you can go. I just. I feel like I'm really making sense.

[Sandy]

We'll see you tomorrow.

[Aaron]

Wait, what?

[Adol]

We'll see you tomorrow. Full pay. Full pay.

[JPC]

Full pay.

[Aaron]

Scene. Wow. You took me up on that fast. Holy fuck. A warm, boozy drink for when the Amish to go on vacation.

[JPC]

A spiced rumspringer.

[Adol]

Yeah.

[Aaron]

Close. You got that second half.

[JPC]

It's another boozy Buttered Rum Springer.

[Aaron]

Yeah. Hot buttered Rum Springer.

[JPC]

Hot buttered Rum Springer.

[Aaron]

Adam and Eve's favorite fast casual dining establishment.

[Adol]

Apple Bees.

[Aaron]

No, but that works great.

[JPC]

Oh, so it's Garden of E. Denny's.

[Aaron]

Oh, my God, that's so much. That is teacher. I'm like, freaking out. You guys are giving such good answers. You have Garden of Eden is correct.

[Adol]

And it's not Garden of Edennies.

[Aaron]

No. I wish. I wish.

[JPC]

I took a bite of the apple and now I feel shame and feel awful. House.

[Aaron]

I don't. I just. I wish. I think that this skill is what's going to be the thing that saves the world. And I can't prove it yet, but I just.

[Adol]

I know Garden of Eden is right. That's correct.

[Aaron]

Yes. Now it comes before all of Garden of Eden. Yes. I would like to see a scene.

[Adol]

Can I just say Garden of Eden. Good. In the neighborhood. And we're back to Applebee's.

[Aaron]

Yes. We always got to get back to Applebee's. Okay. I'd like to see a scene. Adela and jpc. You guys are Adam and Eve. And Adam has taken Eve out to Olive Garden for their anniversary. And Eve's like, this is. This seems like a lazy choice and that you forgot.

[Adol]

Gotcha.

[Aaron]

I'll be back right back with the drink order.

[Adol]

This is. This is nice. This isn't. This is interesting. This isn't. Yeah.

[JPC]

Isn't this wild? I found it.

[Sandy]

I was.

[JPC]

I followed a. What did God call it? A rabbit. I followed a rabbit and it led me to this. And I went in the. I walked in the door and I was like, whoa, And I. I was like, I gotta make reservations.

[Adol]

Oh, you've got. You've never been here or heard of here before?

[JPC]

Well, I mean, I just told you, I followed a rabbit in here.

[Adol]

Got it. Yeah. So you just followed a rabbit. This is a chain. This is a chain restaurant.

[JPC]

That can't be right.

[Adol]

No, they have these.

[JPC]

We're the only two people on Earth.

[Adol]

Well, we were.

[JPC]

I mean, I guess.

[Adol]

There's the waiter. We just met the waiter.

[JPC]

Oh, I heard. God told me. I know sometimes God doesn't tell you everything, so I just.

[Adol]

He still talks to you?

[JPC]

Yeah, we're still. He still talks to me. He told me that he. He took a rib out of Chili's and made it Chili's too. So that'll be an option if we want.

[Adol]

Hey, you're not with your. You're not with your boys. And by boys, I mean, like, that bear. And.

[JPC]

Oh, is Roscoe here?

[Sandy]

Is Roscoe here?

[Adol]

I'm just saying that this is a date, and I want you to kind of treat it like a date. And I don't want to hear, like, your little jokes that you do with, like, your boys or whatever.

[Aaron]

Here is your Aperol spritz. And we were out of chardonnay, so we just call this the white wine. Can I get an order of soup, salad, and breadsticks in for you?

[JPC]

I'm so sorry. Can I ask who you were made from?

[Aaron]

Oh, my parents names are Daryl and Karen.

[Adol]

He's here on a date. I'm not sure why he needs to know who your parents are. You're on a date, Adam. Okay, sorry. I'm so sorry. Yes. Can we do a. Oh, my God.

[Aaron]

Are you guys. Oh, my God, it's you.

[JPC]

Do you want a picture?

[Aaron]

Um, no, I just would love. I would love. No, you know, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna. I don't want to get in trouble with my manager, but.

[Adol]

No, please. Trouble follows us, like. Well, if it's something we can do, we're happy to do it.

[Aaron]

I just wanted to, like, ask, like, why you ate that apple like, motherfucker.

[Adol]

Okay. Yes. Soup and salad and breadsticks. Thank you.

[Aaron]

Okay. All right. Yeah.

[Adol]

Thank you.

[Aaron]

Sure.

[Adol]

Unfucking believable.

[Aaron]

Eve.

[JPC]

What was that? You gotta get over it.

[Adol]

It's like. It's like meeting. It's like meeting, like, Reagan and being like. What was it like to get shot?

[JPC]

Come on. That's totally different. He's. He deserved it.

[Adol]

I know. Oh. Oh, Is that what you're. Is that what you're Saying no, you're saying I didn't deserve it.

[Sandy]

Well, thank you.

[JPC]

But I'm saying I'm glad you gave us clothes and that, and that's fun because it's a way to like, express our personalities. So it's. I don't think anyone's mad at you.

[Adol]

I know.

[JPC]

You freak.

[Adol]

What was that that you just did when you said express our personalities? You hate this. You hate what I'm wearing. You think it's too many leaves. Oh, you would love me. You would love me to be wearing three leaves like one of your into.

[Aaron]

But the snake over there, the gentleman over at the bar has sent over a apple martini for you on the house. So.

[Sandy]

For which.

[JPC]

Sorry, for which of us?

[Aaron]

Oh, he just pointed just in this general direction, so I'm not 100% sure. I'm sure. You can share it. I will be right back.

[Adol]

If that snake wants to fuck us, he's gonna have to buy two drinks.

[JPC]

Whoa, this is like a 15 shell martini. I don't have shells to be wasting. No, I'll drink it. I'll drink it.

[Adol]

Oh, so taking. Oh, so taking me out to dinner is wasting shells?

[JPC]

I didn't say that. I'm just saying he can't look a gift snake eventual animal in the mouth. Yeah, gift snake.

[Aaron]

Thank you, Eve. I thought you liked apples. Your reputation.

[Adol]

Just the soup, salad and breadsticks, please.

[Aaron]

Sure.

[Adol]

Just the soup, salad and breadsticks, please. I'm done with her. I'm done with her. That's a woman who hates women.

[JPC]

No horses. But we have Reagan,

[Aaron]

A line from an Eminem song that became a meme which, while American in theme, was primarily produced in Italy during the 1960s and 70s.

[JPC]

Huh?

[Aaron]

I love this one.

[Adol]

Is it mom's spaghetti twice? Is it spaghetti twice?

[Aaron]

No spaghetti. And then it's a, It's a type of genre of movie. While American theme. Yes. Was primarily. Primarily produced in Italy during the 19th century.

[Adol]

My dumbass thought spaghetti, like, the food was not Italian, was like an American invention. Like.

[Aaron]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Adol]

Yeah, we have, we just, we have a noodle type here that we call spaghetti. And it is Italian. I'm sure that there are noodles that were like invented here in America that

[JPC]

they do not have. What's fucking fettuccine Alfredo, I believe, is an American invention.

[Adol]

Yeah, but. But they had fettuccine, right? Like.

[JPC]

Yeah, yeah, but we made it bad.

[Adol]

But we, we covered it in cream.

[Aaron]

We made it impossible to digest.

[Adol]

Isn't it true that, like, tomatoes got introduced to Italy, like, after the quote, unquote, discovery of the New World. Right. Like, tomatoes were from the Americas and they went back to Italy or. I can't remember. Tomatoes were not native to Italy. So, like, a lot of the. You know, 500 years ago, I don't think tomato sauces were in Italy at all. But I think of tomato sauce as being, like, pivotal to Italian food.

[JPC]

Oh, yeah. I mean, they call their sauce gravy, but we all know it's tomato. It's crushed tomato.

[Adol]

Part of me would love to eat food from, like, 500 years ago. I bet it was bad. I bet it was pretty bad.

[Aaron]

Yeah. You're not. It's also gonna probably make you sick. Although some of it's probably pretty good.

[Adol]

But I think, like, especially for our modern palates, like, salt was, like, a rarity in those. Like, they. I'm like. I think food was pretty. Just like, hey, here's the food. I wonder. I would love to see like. Or, like, to read something about, like, what food was like 500 years ago.

[JPC]

I remember reading a lot of. When I was reading a lot of, like, George R.R. martin stuff like that, I remember being like, oh, man, I've never had mead. And they always make mead sound so good of, like, gulping down mead. And then I tried mead, and I was like, oh, no, this is rough.

[Adol]

The funny thing about mead is you're like, whoa. Yeah, like, mead. But then you don't see it anywhere. You're like, oh, no. Like, beer won out big time. Like, the reason why you don't have mead anymore is because beer's way better.

[Aaron]

The. I think that, like, the food wasn't, like, genetically modified. You know how, like, we fixed bananas to make them look pretty like the

[Adol]

Cavendish banana and all that stuff?

[Aaron]

Yeah. But I bet there's, like, more nutrients in the vegetables and fruits that they had then and less chemicals.

[Adol]

So maybe they didn't have, what, like, the biodiversity that we have now? Because there was no. Like, things couldn't cross, like, great distances. So it's like, you know, whatever that was growing over here, like, never made it to Italy. It's like the tomato never made it there. So it's. Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know.

[Aaron]

I think, like, they stayed alive. Enough of them were able to stay alive with what they were eating.

[JPC]

Much more about pilgrims eating localized cotton candy grapes.

[Adol]

Yeah. Showing a person from the past, like a TV show, giving them one cotton candy grape. They'd be like, what the fuck?

[JPC]

Okay. I do want to see a scene. JPC you are someone in the current era. Aaron, you are a time traveler who somehow made it to our current time. And JPC is showing you a TV show.

[Aaron]

Oh. Oh.

[Adol]

Ah. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Aaron]

What happened to me? I was.

[Adol]

Sorry.

[Aaron]

I was in the field and I was tending to my crops and.

[Adol]

Ah.

[Sandy]

Oh.

[Aaron]

Oh. I beamed here.

[Adol]

Yeah, yeah.

[Aaron]

No, I wouldn't know that word. I. I'm suddenly in a different place. What witchcraft is this?

[Adol]

Hey, calm down. Calm down. My wife's a witch.

[Aaron]

My wife's a witch.

[Adol]

No, no, no, no, no. Your wife's not a witch. Your wife's not a witch. This happens all the time. I think a time traveler, like, left a machine in that field. I get people like you in here all the time. You are from a different time, and you have traveled through time into my time. Sit down on the couch. This is a couch. It's awesome. We're gonna. I'm watching tv. You can. I'll kind of catch you up as to. As to what's happening.

[Aaron]

What?

[Adol]

So this is like Sherlock, but he's like a kid, but not like a kid kid. Like, he's like 19. He's like Sherlock, but he's like 19, but it's all like the same God. Here's the thing, though. He's friends with Moriarty in this one because their whole thing.

[Aaron]

Obviously, I don't have the context for this.

[Adol]

I'm explaining the context. He's friends with Moriarty in this.

[Aaron]

Don't get mad at me. I time traveled. If you came back to me, I would be nice. I'd let you call my wife a witch.

[Adol]

It's basically. So it's the guy that did Snatch. You probably haven't seen Snatch. Have you seen Lock Stock?

[Aaron]

No.

[Adol]

Okay, well, I don't know his other

[Aaron]

movies, but, like a British. It's a British or Irish.

[Adol]

So I think Moriarty is Scottish, but, like Sherlock I think is, like English. It's. You know. And honestly, I'm not even too good with the accents anyway, so I don't really know. I just know that it's like. It does sound a little different, but they're kids, but not kids. Anyway, Guy Ritchie, okay, Produced it. I don't think he directed.

[Aaron]

I'm gonna write this down.

[Adol]

Maybe the pilot. This isn't the pilot. This is episode four.

[Aaron]

The Conan Doyles are gonna be rich. Keep talk slower. Talk slower. I'm writing this down, and honestly, I've

[Adol]

been kind of on my steam deck while I'm watching it, so I'm not exactly. 100% sure. Like, what's going on in the show. What's going on in the show. But. Oh, and then also, Colin Firth is in it.

[Aaron]

Colin Firth Twist.

[JPC]

Oh, you've returned.

[Aaron]

Ah, yes, you were.

[JPC]

You were zapped away. Where did. Where did you go? What did you learn?

[Aaron]

We're gonna be rich, motherfuckers.

[JPC]

Mother, you're a witch.

[Aaron]

And I'm Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

[JPC]

Arthur Conan Doyle.

[Aaron]

See, that's who wrote Sherlock Holmes, right?

[Adol]

Yeah. Arthur Conan Doyle.

[JPC]

Have to say every word as if it's a word I've never heard before.

[Adol]

Oh, I love that.

[Aaron]

We're gonna do one more of Daisy's riddles, and then we're gonna move on.

[JPC]

What TV show would you show someone from the past to, like, comfort them or get them up to speed, introduce

[Aaron]

them to the concept of tv?

[JPC]

Yes. I think for me, I think double dare, because you don't at all. Hold on, Adol.

[Aaron]

At all.

[JPC]

Let me plead my case.

[Aaron]

At all.

[JPC]

Let me plead my case.

[Aaron]

I cannot think of a worse one. I actually. If you'd given me six days to come up with a worse one.

[Adol]

What is gak?

[JPC]

If you show someone Frasier or Seinfeld or something, they're going to be so confused.

[Aaron]

Would never have chose that.

[JPC]

If you show them a family of four sliding through a mouth filled with banana cream pudding looking for a flag, that's not only universal, it's. How do you say, universal but for time, it's time aversal. Anyone in the history of time understands a family having fun in a messy situation.

[Adol]

You know what? Here's what I do. This is a genius idea. This is a million dollar idea. Someone comes from the past, you show them a period piece from where they're from.

[JPC]

Yeah.

[Adol]

Because then they'll be like, oh, it looks similar enough that I'm like, I'm getting. And then you move on to be like. And next. Frasier, we gotta watch Frasier. It's so funny. But first you watch Bridgerton or whatever to, like, let them know, like, yeah, yeah, this is. This is kind of what it was like. Yeah.

[JPC]

I'm curious if the whole time they'd

[Adol]

be like, actually, you show them Downton Abbey, and you're like. And they're like, oh, great, this. And then you show them, like, some, like, alternate reality, like, man in the High Castle or like Handmaid's Tale, and be like, this is what the world is. And then they get all freaked out. And then you take them to Applebee's. You're like, Nah, bitch. Just kidding. This is it. It's just. It's. It's regular. You could just get steak fries or whatever.

[Aaron]

I think I'm showing them. Hmm. Cocomelon.

[Sandy]

Wow.

[Adol]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Disgusting.

[Aaron]

Yeah, something just really brain melty.

[Adol]

I'm showing them bluey. And then the second they meet an Australian person, they're like, oh, my God. I thought y' all were dogs. I thought y' all were only dogs.

[Aaron]

Here's Daisy's last riddle. A way to confuse others while pleasuring yourself.

[JPC]

Is this. Wait, why did I think that they were all.

[Aaron]

This one's a little bit herky.

[Adol]

Jerkying off.

[Aaron]

Okay. No, but that is now a part of my vocabulary forever.

[Adol]

A way to confuse others. Misdirection. Mis Erection. Misdirection.

[Aaron]

No.

[Adol]

What are we doing? What's the game?

[Aaron]

There's no game. Go home, man. There is no game.

[Adol]

What do I win?

[JPC]

Alex, honey, honey, close the blinds. Mr. Erection is coming to the.

[Adol]

I'd like to solve the puzzle. Drew. What do I win?

[Aaron]

That's so funny.

[JPC]

A way to confuse others.

[Adol]

Tricks.

[Aaron]

Yeah. Yes. A way to confuse others while pleasuring oneself. But I would switch those and the order is different.

[Adol]

So pleasuring oneself is what we get first.

[JPC]

Masturbate and switchin'.

[Aaron]

Yes. Masturbate and switch.

[Adol]

Masturbate and switch.

[Aaron]

I'm going. I would like to see a scene.

[JPC]

That's my Netflix and chill.

[Adol]

Do you guys have a scene switch too?

[Aaron]

I'm gonna leave it to you guys what we see.

[Adol]

What is that?

[Aaron]

This is the first time ever that I'm just gonna say I wanna see a scene and you guys get to decide what the masturbate and switch scene is about.

[JPC]

Okay. Aaron, can you give us a second?

[Sandy]

Mm.

[Adol]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Hey, jpc.

[Adol]

Uh huh.

[JPC]

Like Admiral Ackbar once screamed, it's a trap. This is a trap. She's trying to get us to be like, oh, let's do a nasty, raunchy little scene.

[Adol]

Yeah. So we're gonna do it, but we're not going to do what she wants us to do, which is a nasty, raunchy. We're going to do a scene.

[Aaron]

Are you guys ready for the scene?

[Adol]

Hold on, Aaron. About masturbate and switch. But it's not going to be like sexual at all.

[JPC]

Yeah, let's.

[Adol]

Ready? Yeah, I got it. Okay.

[JPC]

Okay, you go.

[Adol]

So you sure? In the hallway, he said he wanted a song called Masturbate Switch.

[JPC]

I think that's what he said. It's hard to tell because he's got that, you know, Canadian twang.

[Adol]

Hey, speaking of Canadian twang, did you know that all Australian people aren't cartoon dogs?

[JPC]

What?

[Adol]

Yeah.

[JPC]

They can't be, right?

[Adol]

I just met one. He looked normal. I mean, he still talked like a cartoon dog and everything. Heather.

[Sandy]

Heather.

[JPC]

Are you saying Heather?

[Adol]

Come hither.

[JPC]

Are you saying Heather or hither?

[Aaron]

We zoom out and they're both masturbating.

[JPC]

Check out Masturbate and Switch on Neil

[Adol]

Young's Harvest showing somebody from the past. Masturbate and switch. They're like, I get it. It's universal.

[Aaron]

I get it.

[Adol]

It appeals to me.

[Aaron]

Okay, should we go on a break?

[Adol]

Should we take a break?

[Aaron]

That took a lot out of me. I'm being honest.

[Adol]

There's a big puddle on the floor. I'm seeing. I think most of that used to be in me. And now it's on the floor.

[JPC]

Ross and Rachel were on a boat break.

[Aaron]

You got it. Now back to the past. Hey, guys, I'm playing hide and seek with Adeline jpc. And so I'm hiding, so just bear with me. Do you know that Mother's Day is coming up? And let me guess, you're gonna go for the same old same old. You're gonna get your wife or your mom flowers, brunch, a gift card, fluffy robe that you already got her last year. What if you got her an aura frame? If your mom is anything like my mom, she will send you screenshots of photos from six years ago in the middle of the day on a Tuesday. Because moms love looking at photos. That's like their number one thing that they love to do. The aura frame has free unlimited storage. You can add as many photos or videos as you want. You can even preload photos before it ships, maybe adding inside jokes all the photos that she's been screenshotting. And then she'll send you a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot of a photo. And you can include those on there. You can personalize your gift. That can be messages. 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[Adol]

Okay. Adol. Aaron. I've seen the movie, I've read the book. I'm all about project Hail Mary nowadays. And I don't want to brag, but I have actually built something that is pretty cool and kind of relates to a sponsor of the show. If you know where I'm going, I'm a friend here. So this is Adol. This is Rockette. Rockette Money. This is Rockette Money.

[Sandy]

He.

[Aaron]

Oh, like the app that I love.

[Adol]

Oh, man.

[Aaron]

Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

[JPC]

Yeah, I had a subscription. Speak of the devil. I had a subscription to the Rockettes at Radio City Music hall, and I was losing money hand over legs, and thank God Rocket Money caught it.

[Adol]

Don't mention hands and legs around Rock at Money because he doesn't have kind of. Don't worry about it, buddy. Look, all you need to know is that you didn't get your name from the app. You're your own guy. I love you. I found you in space. And Rocket Money has automatic transaction categorization across accounts, plus customizable categories and tags to reveal spending patterns. You can save for, like, a big event, like it helped me save for my wedding celebration, or you can use it to set budgets and goals, which is something that I love setting, and I use it daily, weekly, monthly for that as well.

[Aaron]

It has canceled so many unwanted subscriptions. It has saved users over 880 million in canceled subscriptions. I know we're always signing up for free trials for things and forgetting it, and they're hoping that you're not going to notice. But, you know who notices Rocket Money? And they go, not on our watch.

[JPC]

Yeah, Rocket Money is like a. A good wingman at a bar who's like, whoa, you're not buying two old fashions. You're buying one.

[Adol]

And don't worry, buddy. I'm not going to forget about you. When this ad's over, I'm going to. We're going to be really good friends from space because we were in space together. So it's not going to be a situation where I'm not going to forget about you.

[JPC]

Hey, Aaron, that's just a rock with eyes drawn on, right?

[Aaron]

Yeah, I see the same thing you see.

[Adol]

Plus, you can set automated savings goals in Rocket Money so you can grow towards goals with adjustable amounts and frequencies. You can set it and forget it with Rocket Money.

[JPC]

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[Aaron]

It's real.

[JPC]

I love you, Daddy.

[Sandy]

Oh.

[JPC]

GPC.

[Adol]

Guys, I was doing that. I was doing that with my. With my mouth. I'm just. I'm holding it.

[JPC]

Oh. Oh, yeah. There's a hand on the rock.

[Adol]

Well, well, well. Okay, guys, for the second half of the episode, I want to do, like, a little word game that I kind of invented.

[Aaron]

Fun.

[JPC]

Okay. I'm intrigued.

[Adol]

And basically the way that this game works is you take a person that we know's nickname, not their given name, but their nickname, and then you combine it with, like, another pervy jpc. No, no, no. It's not one of us. The person that we know, you combine it with another, like, first name. Like, first name proper. So, for instance, if I said Santhony, what would you guys think? Where, you know what you work backwards from Santhony.

[Aaron]

I mean, we work with Anthony Burt, but we also work with.

[JPC]

Oh, Santhony. Sleepo, Sleepo. Tony.

[Adol]

Sleepo. Tony. Yeah. Adol. Got it. Casey, you are our guest on today's.

[Aaron]

Wait a second, wait a second, wait

[Adol]

a second, wait a second. Santhany Weiss himself is here. That is, of course, our friend Sandy. Sandy, welcome to the show. Hello.

[Sandy]

If my name is Xanthony in full form, then my nickname would be Stoney.

[Adol]

Hey, Stoney's a pretty cool nickname.

[JPC]

Ooh, Casey, Stoney, Come on down. Casey. Stoney.

[Sandy]

Stoney. Stoney. Another thing you might find at the beach, like, Sandy having to make up

[Aaron]

games on the spot.

[Sandy]

That's my whole life. Not have to, want to.

[JPC]

You can find Sandy on the beach. Stoney. Sharky.

[Sandy]

Are compelled to, can't, not to.

[Adol]

Sharky and Stoney feel like names of, like, your grandpa's friends. Like, they don't feel like common, like, nowadays nicknames.

[Sandy]

What is Stoney does?

[JPC]

Stoney does Sharky and Stoney. And, yeah, they sound like characters from a Richard Linklater film.

[Sandy]

My wife talks about her ancestors and their brothers who had Yiddish nicknames like Shmolki and Shmolki.

[JPC]

Is that like the Yiddish version of smoky?

[Sandy]

It probably is, yeah. And they were all gamblers.

[Adol]

Isn't Shmulky your middle name? Adel.

[JPC]

Adel. Shmolky. Refive.

[Adol]

That's what happens. Cause Adel married a Jewish woman, so he had to take a Jewish middle name.

[Sandy]

That is law.

[JPC]

Also, Schmuckley is the lead character in Jewish Friday. Oy vey. You got knocked the fuck out.

[Sandy]

I was about to make a joke about Friday translated into Yiddish, but I don't know what it is. I've never heard it. I don't think we've ever talked about it in my life.

[Adol]

Frigga. Frigga. Friga is Frigga.

[Sandy]

Maybe they don't talk about Friday. Oh, Shabbat would be Saturday. I suppose, but Freitik is Friday Freytik. Freytik in Yiddish. Yeah. That's the movie version of what AD Was talking about.

[Aaron]

I love to learn. I love to learn.

[Adol]

What did Sandy give Friday on letterbox? Let's.

[JPC]

Let's see.

[Adol]

Let's get an update call back to

[Aaron]

a month ago or whatever.

[Adol]

That movie from also, like, what, 30 years ago.

[JPC]

Hey, phenomenal movie.

[Sandy]

Yeah, they made a sequel, didn't they?

[JPC]

Oh, yeah, Next Friday.

[Sandy]

They did not call it Saturday.

[JPC]

I think it was Friday next Friday. And then the third one Friday after

[Adol]

next Friday after next maybe was. Or no, Friday, another Friday next Friday. And then the Friday after next. Wasn't there four?

[Sandy]

Oh, maybe if you guys were in it.

[Adol]

Check Sandy's letterbox. Let's see. Let's see what he gave all four of them.

[Sandy]

Wasn't the horse named Friday?

[Aaron]

Oh,

[Sandy]

it's a callback to 40 minutes ago.

[Adol]

Sandy, you are always doing this where you kind of bring it back to puzzles and riddles and whatnot. So I gotta ask, what have you brought us today?

[Sandy]

Oh, good of you to ask. I have brought a reprise of a game I ran about a year ago that unfortunately has to do with sports, but I made so many of them that I thought I would bring them back and see if you guys can get the rest or.

[Aaron]

This is going to feel like a victory lap where I fell the first time, and now I'm going to perhaps fall again. Looking forward to it.

[Sandy]

I'm calling it a victory lap.

[JPC]

It's a lap.

[Aaron]

Yeah. It's another lap.

[Sandy]

Yeah, it's another lap.

[JPC]

And Fontaine can still get you pregnant.

[Sandy]

The good news is you have to

[Adol]

do on the way to their victory run. Exactly, yeah.

[Sandy]

The good news is you have to know nothing about sports itself. You just have to know the names of professional sports teams.

[Adol]

Got it.

[Sandy]

The way this works is I'm going to give you a clue about how two teams might compete in another activity based on their names, and you have to tell me what names I'm talking about. These are team names in professional sports leagues in North America. That's the bounds in which this game works. So, for example, if I said what two professional sports teams might compete in, Pokemon or American Politics would be an alternate way to phrase it. You would say the Cincinnati Reds and the St. Louis Blues. Reds and Blue is a Reds and Blues are Pokemon game. Previous ones we did were, like, casting spells. The wizard and the Magic, being at a Jacuzzi, the jets and the Heat, et cetera.

[Adol]

Okay, all right, got it. Got it.

[Aaron]

Yes.

[Sandy]

All right. Which two teams might compete in a competition of about car repair?

[JPC]

Car repair. Okay.

[Adol]

Is there a team that's called the Jacks? That seems like it could be a team, right, Adel?

[Sandy]

Well, there's a lot of athletes called Jacks.

[JPC]

There's Mike and the mechanics. But that's a band.

[Adol]

Car repair.

[JPC]

Well, the Oilers. The Edmonton Oilers. Wow.

[Sandy]

That's not even one I considered, but. Well, wait. Oh, right. I was thinking the Oilers were defunct, but that's.

[Adol]

They are.

[Sandy]

That's the NFL team, the Oilers. But the Edmonton Oilers are defunct too.

[Adol]

Wait, there's two.

[Sandy]

Yeah, I think they're around do the Oilers.

[JPC]

I thought the oxygen.

[Adol]

There is a defunct team called the Oilers. Right?

[Sandy]

Yeah, they turned into. I believe.

[Adol]

Yes.

[Sandy]

Texans. One of those. Oh my God, we're doing so bad. Anyway, Oilers, sure. Pick two more.

[JPC]

Oh, how kind of you. So we didn't get any.

[Sandy]

No, you didn't get it.

[Adol]

High school car repair. What do we know about cars? Engines, Carburetors, tires.

[JPC]

Oh, the Detroit Pistons.

[Sandy]

Pistons. This is one. And this is the same sport, but not the same league. Basketball.

[JPC]

So basketball.

[Adol]

So what is an astro? Huh? That. No. Is that a part of a car?

[JPC]

Something to do with space?

[Adol]

It's the same sport, but not the same league. Oh, is there two leagues in baseball?

[JPC]

This could be another NBA team.

[Sandy]

This is not a coincidence. Often the WNBA teams have a name that corresponds to the NBA team from the same city. So not coincidentally, the WNBA team from Detroit also has a car related name.

[JPC]

The Mufflers. And that's a pun.

[Adol]

Adult. That's so funny. And so if they did it. It's so disrespectful. It's so funny. The Pistons and the Mufflers. The. Ladies and gentlemen, your Detroit catalytic converter.

[Sandy]

Oh, wait, I'm so wrong about this. It's not Detroit.

[JPC]

Oh. So I got Oilers and Pistons, but those aren't two car related teams.

[Adol]

Since you lied to us, can you tell us what city it is?

[Sandy]

Yeah, I did lie. However, technically, the Detroit metro area is getting a women's national basketball team in 2029. They're going to be called the Shock, which would also apply. This is the Sparks. The Los Angeles Sparks. The city that you live in, Aaron sparks.

[Adol]

Because of Spark.

[Sandy]

Plus I've made like 5 factual errors already in this round. So we're one question in.

[JPC]

What was the other one? Sparks and hoops.

[Sandy]

Pistons.

[Adol]

Sparks and Pistons.

[JPC]

Okay.

[Sandy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pistons. Literally named. And I guess you could say the Pacers because that's a pace car, but, eh. It doesn't seem right.

[Adol]

That doesn't.

[Sandy]

Yeah. All right, which two teams would be good in a competition about fabricating slash making things up? Now, I'm going to tell you something to remind you that there are a lot of hom phones at play here. So including in this answer set, you got to think very homophonically.

[JPC]

Oh, the Lions.

[Sandy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adol]

The Detroit Lions.

[Aaron]

The Salt Lake City Cashmeres.

[Sandy]

What?

[Aaron]

I make sense.

[Adol]

I make sense.

[Aaron]

It's real.

[JPC]

Here's the thing. If they do make a WNBA team in Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City is Utah Jazz. And who goes to a jazz club but somebody in Kashmir?

[Adol]

Yeah, that's right, Aaron.

[Sandy]

Yeah, but explain to me how the cashmere connects to the making stuff up part.

[Adol]

No, that's your job.

[JPC]

Aaron just made her job.

[Aaron]

That's your job.

[Sandy]

Okay. Cashmere is not a real thing.

[Adol]

There you go.

[JPC]

There you go.

[Adol]

Okay, so making stuff up, we have Lions for Detroit Lions, Chicago Bulls.

[JPC]

Shits.

[Sandy]

The Chicago Bulls.

[Adol]

Oh, wow. That fucking rules. Good one, Adol.

[Sandy]

Thank you.

[Adol]

Not you, Sam. Your thing was fine, but Adol's answers were great.

[JPC]

Thank you.

[Adol]

As we've established, Sandy does not think of all the answers. Adol's thinking of way more answers so far than Sandy has thought of.

[Sandy]

What about two teams that would be good at DJing? DJing? A party.

[Aaron]

Jazz.

[Sandy]

The jazz.

[JPC]

Yeah, nice one.

[Sandy]

Stay in that same part of the country.

[Adol]

Oh, Seattle. Super music.

[Aaron]

Nevada.

[JPC]

The Sonics. I mean, yeah.

[Aaron]

Supersonics, turntables.

[Adol]

The jazz and the

[Sandy]

songs don't exist.

[JPC]

Oh, Houston. Houston. Rock it.

[Adol]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

That's better than what I had. I had Chicago Fire, but I like Rockies.

[Adol]

Rockies?

[Sandy]

What was the one you had Sandy win? The Rockies. The Colorado Rockets.

[JPC]

Oh, yes.

[Sandy]

I like Rockets better. It's much better.

[Adol]

Yeah, Rockies and Rockets.

[Sandy]

You're right. Adelaide is coming up with answers.

[JPC]

If I hire a dj, they better rock it or else they're not going

[Sandy]

to pay it, right?

[JPC]

They'll still get paid. I'm sorry, man.

[Aaron]

No, you better do a perfect set or you don't get paid. That's awesome.

[Adol]

Hey, man, I'm looking at the invoice here, and you didn't play Herbie Hancock not even once the whole night. So I'm gonna have to dock you, bro.

[JPC]

It's so funny to just dance party, then put on headhunters and be like, everyone left the dance floor.

[Sandy]

All right, how about two teams that are competing at Traveling on Vacation?

[JPC]

Traveling on vacation.

[Adol]

Traveling on Vacation. I don't think it's gonna be basketball. Because traveling is really bad in basketball. So I think that they would avoid that. They would avoid that.

[Sandy]

I'll say one is football and one is hockey.

[Adol]

Okay, football and hockey. Traveling. Oh, Chargers. Because on vacation, you're gonna put it all on a credit card.

[JPC]

Absolutely.

[Sandy]

Are they gonna say, cause you need to pack a charger.

[Adol]

Oh, hey, that's something I always forget. And you don't need to pack it. There's targets everywhere.

[Aaron]

You said football in your suit.

[JPC]

Oh, the Boston. Oh, great. Gary. Our vacation is Bruins.

[Aaron]

Give it to him. Give it to him.

[JPC]

Please, mister, please.

[Sandy]

Dogs at a Walla Walla Griswolds.

[JPC]

Wait, what was this?

[Adol]

Oh, oh, Vacation.

[Sandy]

Vacation. They go to Walla Walla. Washington.

[JPC]

Wait, one of the teams is the Walla Walla Griswolds.

[Sandy]

No, I'm making a joke about the movie Vacation where they go to Walla Walla. The Walla Walla baseball team's actually called the Sweets. How about that? Oh, my God. And their logo looks like a massive garlic bulb. Why?

[JPC]

Minor league baseball teams have the best mascots.

[Sandy]

Yeah.

[JPC]

It's unbelievable how good they're. There's a Montgomery Biscuits. Like, come on.

[Adol]

Are any of these minor league teams or are these major?

[Sandy]

These are ones, you know.

[JPC]

Have we gotten either hockey.

[Adol]

I just don't know hockey teams so well. What are some hockey teams?

[JPC]

The Mighty Ducks. The Blackhawks. The Bruins.

[Adol]

The Bruins.

[Sandy]

One of them is quite very clearly related to traveling.

[JPC]

The capitals.

[Aaron]

The trains.

[Adol]

Kind of related to travel.

[Aaron]

Airplanes. Cars.

[Sandy]

Airplanes is close.

[Aaron]

Wings.

[Sandy]

Well, you could say the jets, but it's not what I'm after here. It is the Flyers.

[JPC]

Oh, frequent Flyers.

[Sandy]

And then what else do you do before you start, before you leave for the airport?

[JPC]

The Packers.

[Adol]

Packers. Packers and Flyers. God damn it.

[JPC]

Those are good ones. Sandy.

[Sandy]

How about. Oh, thank you. How about competing in haircutting?

[Adol]

Clippers.

[Sandy]

Clippers.

[JPC]

Ooh, Great one. Japes.

[Adol]

Ugh. And that? Inadequate. And I retire.

[Aaron]

The Impossibles. Cut your bang theme.

[JPC]

The New Orleans Fades.

[Adol]

The Nets. That's a hairstyle.

[JPC]

The Hornets. Beehive.

[Aaron]

If I had your brain, I would be happy every day. I would be happy every day.

[JPC]

Ignorance is bliss.

[Adol]

Okay, the Clippers. So one of them was basketball. Did you say what the other one is?

[Sandy]

The other one is. I should have said it's soccer. So you're not soccer. So good luck.

[JPC]

Oh, is this, like, international?

[Adol]

No.

[JPC]

That. You said North America. No.

[Adol]

Mls.

[Sandy]

Mls. Soccer.

[JPC]

Okay, so we all know it's out of.

[Adol]

Oh, I have another joke answer. Can I do A joke answer Joke

[Sandy]

answer Who's Joker A joke?

[Adol]

Hey, joke answer I'm an old comedy

[Sandy]

club well born spell comedian who smokes

[JPC]

a pack Every street they call Joe Campbell Joe Cancer they found two lumps.

[Adol]

My joke answer was the Seattle Faux Hawks.

[Sandy]

That's good.

[JPC]

That's fantastic.

[Adol]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Sandy]

It is a word related to a certain kind of hairstyle, for sure.

[JPC]

I truly.

[Sandy]

It's out of Columbus, Ohio.

[JPC]

Oh, boy.

[Sandy]

And it is alliterative, sort of. It starts with a C. Columbus.

[Adol]

I have, for some reason, they can also call Cincinnati.

[Sandy]

It is the crew.

[Adol]

The crew.

[JPC]

Crew cut.

[Adol]

I have so many friends from Columbus that have crew jerseys, and it's like something I've been vaguely aware of for so long and I couldn't have named it.

[Sandy]

Do you think the crew is a reference to just, like, a team of people, or is it like a rowing reference or something else?

[Adol]

It's Cincinnati. It's Columbus. Is Columbus landlocked? Where's Columbus?

[Sandy]

Columbus is in the middle of a state. Yeah. It's not rowing, I guess it's just, hey, we're a bunch of friends. We're the crew.

[Adol]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Their minor league baseball team used to. I don't know if it still is. Used to be the Columbus Clippers. And their mascot was a big sailboat. So I don't know if there's something nautical going on in Columbus.

[Adol]

Hey, maybe there's a river there.

[Aaron]

It's so funny if that's what it is, though. If it's crew just means, like, group.

[Sandy]

It's like, do I dare suggest that it's a reference to how. To Christopher Columbus, who did a lot of sailing. Okay, maybe he had a Clipper. He had a crew.

[Adol]

I guess so.

[Aaron]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Maybe it's named after him.

[Adol]

Bad look for you. Bad look for you.

[Sandy]

Columbus. I don't know if I want to know. I think I'm okay not knowing this one.

[Adol]

That's one of those things I'm okay not knowing.

[Sandy]

Don't tell me if you know it. All right, how about thievery? Competing in thievery again. We're talking Hoppins.

[JPC]

Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Sandy]

Steelers is correct.

[Adol]

Can I ask you guys, just a brief break? Something that you're okay not knowing. I think about this all the time and I never look it up. When you're driving on the highway, sometimes you will see a thing that's called, like, crash investigation site. And it'll just be like a place off to the side of the highway. I don't know what the fuck that's about.

[Sandy]

They are studying the Dave Matthews album there.

[Adol]

Bow, bow, bow.

[Aaron]

Their weed budget is out of control.

[JPC]

Put it on again. Put it on again. No, no, I heard something. I heard something. Play it backwards.

[Aaron]

Play back playback. Playback.

[Adol]

That would be funny if every time you pass one of those, it's like a big area where cars could hang out. There were just like four Dads, like dicking her out with electric guitars. Just like she wakes up.

[Aaron]

All right, boys, see you again this time tomorrow.

[JPC]

All right, take care, everyone.

[Adol]

Bye bye.

[JPC]

Turn off the lights. Shut down the podcast.

[Adol]

Okay, so Steelers.

[JPC]

We got thievery. We had Steelers. And is there like a Barons? Oh, that's good team or something?

[Sandy]

Nope, it is basketball.

[Adol]

Basketball.

[JPC]

Basketball.

[Sandy]

It's not a word that you use very often to describe stealing, but it does mean that phonetically.

[Adol]

Pilfer. What about the Ravens? Don't Ravens steal? They love treasures.

[JPC]

They love shiny treasures. Magpies.

[Adol]

It's a basketball team and it involves stealing.

[Sandy]

And they're not called the Fingersmiths, which is too bad because that is a radical name for a.

[Adol]

The Fingersmiths. Jesus Christ.

[JPC]

Trailblazers. Lakers.

[Sandy]

The Lifters.

[Adol]

The Oilers.

[JPC]

The Maverick.

[Sandy]

Er, it's a word. Maverick.

[JPC]

Maverick. In that Mel Gibson movie. Maverick took everyone's money.

[Sandy]

I mean, Maverick. Top Gun. Maverick took everyone's money at the box office.

[Adol]

Kaboom.

[JPC]

Thank you.

[Adol]

I don't know.

[Sandy]

I wouldn't call it stealing. Stole my heart does bedroom eyes.

[Adol]

Oh, what about. This is football, I think. But the Vikings, right, they.

[JPC]

Oh, yeah.

[Adol]

They were renowned for their pillaging.

[Aaron]

It's true.

[Adol]

Pillagers.

[JPC]

The pillagers.

[Adol]

The pillage people.

[Sandy]

No, it is a short one syllable word that means to steal. You like to steal something small and very quickly.

[Adol]

Nick to Nick.

[Sandy]

You've got a good one, James.

[Aaron]

Oh, that's so smart.

[Adol]

The Knicks. But isn't. Okay, yes, Short for Knickerbocker. Knicks is short for Knickerbocker. But they. But they're just called the Knicks, right? They're not called the Knickerbockers.

[Sandy]

I mean, I think like on their tax forms they're probably called the Knickerbockers.

[Adol]

No, they have one of those like phony pass through names, like very cool, very smart productions or whatever. You know, it's like.

[Sandy]

That's right.

[Adol]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Cool guy doing now. They should have been called the Bachers. That would have been fun. Instead of the Knicks, you know, they shorten the. Short it the other way.

[Aaron]

It's chickens as the mascot.

[Adol]

Yeah, there you.

[Sandy]

What is that melody?

[Adol]

Hey, I'LL tell you what it could be. Bach probably isn't. Probably Mozart or something else.

[Aaron]

Mozart?

[Sandy]

Oh, Bach.

[Aaron]

Oh, Mozart's best friend.

[JPC]

That's the St. Louis Brahms.

[Adol]

Does anyone know Is bum bum bum bum? Is that Bach?

[Aaron]

Is that Beethoven?

[Sandy]

Does anyone know it's Beethoven?

[Adol]

Okay, good.

[Sandy]

Oh, you know, there was a crossword theme once in the. In the Times that was really fun. It was like. It was. It was that melody. So I think it's like da da da da, which is maybe E, E. Oh, shit. I shouldn't say it wrong, but let's just say it's E, E, B flat. And so it was like you write an E and then you write an E and then you wrote an E and then he wrote B flat and then. Or it's probably E flat and then the cross word included the letters E, F, L, A, T in a different way. So it was one box that contained E flat. So I was having a hard time figuring it out because I don't know music that well. And my son, who at the time was probably like 11 or 10 or 11, was like. I was like, oh, maybe I figured out that it was B, B, E, E, E, E, B flat or whatever I said. And I said it out loud and he's like. He like hummed it out loud and he's like, oh, yeah, that's Beethoven or something like that. Oh, it was awful. It was awesome and awful at the same time.

[Adol]

They're little sponges. Ugh, I hate their little brains with their smart little brains.

[Aaron]

All right, yeah.

[Sandy]

Oh, no, I think it was. Maybe I sang it and he's like, oh, that's a B flat. That's what it was is I went,

[JPC]

da, da, da, da.

[Sandy]

And he's like, oh, yeah, that's gotta be a B flat again. I think it wasn't a B flat. I think it wasn't.

[Adol]

Hey, Sandy, don't worry about it. I said that that was Bach. So it's like it doesn't matter. We could say kind of whatever out here.

[Sandy]

If you're upset with me, make a comment on my letterbox.

[JPC]

That's where I take complaints under Mr. Holland's opus.

[Aaron]

Only under that

[Sandy]

I have whole secret conversations with people in the comment section of Mr. Holenzopa. No one will ever find it. All right, how about fishing?

[Adol]

Oh, no, thank you. Oh, no, we're doing more fishing.

[JPC]

Fishing, okay. Lures, bait, worms, poles.

[Adol]

Kings. Kingfisher, obviously.

[JPC]

Nets. Oh, the nets.

[Aaron]

Nets.

[Sandy]

Nets is right.

[JPC]

Fishing nets.

[Sandy]

And the next word is a fishing term, but maybe not One we use as frequently. If you're an angler, you would know this term.

[Adol]

Let's see, Rod.

[Sandy]

It's hockey, and we've already mentioned it.

[Aaron]

Bruins.

[Adol]

Ice. Ice fishing. There must be a team called the Something ice, right? It's hockey.

[JPC]

The Mighty Ducks.

[Adol]

Yeah. Dude. Okay. Hockey is tough.

[Aaron]

I really don't pay attention to hockey unless it's heated rivalry, in which case I pay.

[Adol]

Is Blackhawk a fishing term? I'm pretty sure it's not.

[Sandy]

It is. I'll just tell you. It is. The Flyers.

[Adol]

The Flyers. Fly fishing. Who said Flyers? Gotta be no one.

[JPC]

Aaron said. Earlier I said it.

[Sandy]

Oh, earlier. It was an answer to traveling on vacation.

[Adol]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Yeah.

[Adol]

Oh, it's a story.

[Aaron]

Oh, I see. I see. I see.

[Adol]

So we've already. So we all should have known about it from having had it, people.

[JPC]

I just don't think of a flyer as a. But fly fishing, I guess.

[Adol]

Fly fishing, yeah.

[JPC]

Right.

[Sandy]

How about historical battle reenactments?

[Adol]

Well, I mean, that could be Blackhawks, right? I'm sure that the Blackhawks fought the United States in some way. Yeah, probably the other way around. Probably replace the aggression.

[Sandy]

I wouldn't pursue this line of thought too far.

[Adol]

Okay. Okay.

[JPC]

So it's battlefield reenactors. Would you.

[Sandy]

Very old. You know, like old, old battles.

[Adol]

Redcoats.

[Sandy]

One is basketball and one is hockey.

[Adol]

Vikings. No, Vikings didn't do battlefield reenactments. One's hockey again.

[Sandy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[JPC]

Oh, the Generals. It's the.

[Sandy]

I think the newest hockey team. Let me check.

[Adol]

The Generals is good, right? Can we have that?

[Sandy]

No, it's not. Oh, my gosh. There's a team called the Utah Mammoth. I didn't even know that.

[Adol]

So this is specifically, like, things that are famous for battlefield recreations. Because the only thing I know about battlefield recreations is, like, the Civil War Cannonball.

[Sandy]

It's way older than that. Like, old, old battles. Like what? Like two kinds of entities you would

[Adol]

find in a Titans.

[Sandy]

What would that be?

[Adol]

It was like the Titans versus the gods in the Greek mythology. That.

[Sandy]

How old? I mean, I guess the most teams are too far back after warring. Warring creatures. Anyway, this one is the hockey team from Las Vegas.

[JPC]

Does anyone know?

[Adol]

Oh, fuck, Sandy. I don't know. Can I say? I don't know.

[Sandy]

The Knights. The Golden Knights, but the Knights. And the other one is the Golden State Warriors.

[JPC]

Both Golden Warriors.

[Adol]

Knights and Warriors. Okay. Okay.

[Sandy]

All right. Couple more.

[Adol]

Yeah, let's do two more. And then we'll. And then we'll be out of our fucking misery on these And Sandy, no more hockey.

[Aaron]

I don't want to ever think about hockey again.

[Adol]

He's looking at his list. It's hockey. It's all hockey. It's all hockey.

[Sandy]

All right, I got two more that are not hockey.

[Adol]

Okay, okay.

[Sandy]

Racing Dodge cars.

[JPC]

Racing Dodge cars. The Rams.

[Adol]

Challengers. No, Rams. Rams. Rams is one of them.

[JPC]

Rams and Chargers.

[Sandy]

Rams and Chargers. That's right.

[Adol]

Chargers.

[Sandy]

All California. All sub in California. Bull.

[JPC]

I would love if the St. Louis Rams were like, oh, this is about computers.

[Sandy]

Oh, shit, yeah.

[JPC]

Big laptops on their helmet.

[Sandy]

All right, what if I said two at computers? The Rams and the. I don't have an answer. I'm just hoping Adam will come up with something. The buses, The Jacksonville Nvidia. The escape keys. Okay, how about two more taming Bears? There's three here.

[JPC]

Taming bears.

[Adol]

It wouldn't be like cubs or something like that. It's not taming bears.

[Sandy]

Cubs wouldn't be bad. These are all work in the same way in relation to bears. They're all kinds of bears.

[Adol]

Oh, the Browns, the Grizzlies.

[JPC]

Memphis Grizzlies.

[Sandy]

Grizzlies. A lesser known bear, but still very much a bear.

[Adol]

The Chicago Bears. Black bear. Polar Bear.

[Sandy]

It's basketball. Tardigrade Suns. Tardigrades. Suns is right. The Sun Bears.

[JPC]

I love a sun Bear.

[Adol]

Oh, yes. Sun Bear.

[Sandy]

There's no panda team, unfortunately, yet. Well, maybe there is.

[JPC]

Aaron's working on it.

[Sandy]

And finally have $20.

[Aaron]

It's really hard.

[JPC]

Oh, sorry. Aaron wants to eat at Panda Express is what she's saying.

[Aaron]

Yes. You have to drive me, though. I don't know how to get it.

[Sandy]

This one, unfortunately involves hockey, but I like the pun enough too much to leave it out. Collecting movies on optical disc.

[JPC]

The San Francisco DVDs.

[Aaron]

Blu Rays.

[Sandy]

The Blues.

[JPC]

Oh, the Blues and the Rays. Yeah. Good job, Aaron.

[Adol]

You got it, Aaron. Oh, Blu Rays.

[Aaron]

I didn't even mean to get like.

[Sandy]

I'm getting none of these except the very last one. Yep, she brought us home.

[Adol]

Sandy, thank you so much. For those. Where can people find you? What do you have going on? What would you like to plug?

[Sandy]

Well, I'm still making raddle at R A D D L e quest or radleraddle.com, if that's easier for you to remember. A daily word transformation game that is still going, he says months earlier, hoping he can still make it last. And I run a team building company focused on puzzles and games called the Mystery League. You can find [e-mail] and I put on you know, I make custom puzzles for like your off sites or I'll do it for like marketing purposes. If you want to hire me for that. I've had several leads come from being on this podcast. So if you're listening to this and you're like, oh yeah, I want to do something more interesting for my team's off site, call me, give me a buzz.

[Adol]

Yeah, find Sandy. Hire him for your work. He doesn't use as much filthy profanity as he does on this show. Obviously he will be. He'll really button it up for a workplace.

[Sandy]

And if you call me, if you call me, Stoney in the email, then we're going to get you an immediate discount.

[Aaron]

100% discount.

[Adol]

100% discount for Stoney. All right, thank you, Sandy. Back in your little sandbox.

[JPC]

Okay, puck off.

[Aaron]

Bye bye. Bye bye.

[Adol]

Puck off. All right. Thank you, Sandy. Aaron, what are you plugging? What do you want people to know about?

[Aaron]

Check out Quality Time. It's the show I host here in Los Angeles. I love it a lot. It's a true variety show and it changes every month and we have non traditional acts come in and do stuff. You can follow us on Instagram, Adol, anything to plug, promote.

[JPC]

I want to plug old Nickelodeon game shows. Wild and Crazy Kids. Double Dare, Nick Arcade, Legends of the Hidden Temple. I grew up thinking that a big part of adult life would be shaving balloons. Omar Epps brother taught me that. I forget his name at the time, but he was the host of Wild and Crazy Kids. I want to say something. Epps.

[Adol]

Was it Mike Epps? No, that was a different Epps.

[JPC]

That's a different Epps, right?

[Adol]

Yeah.

[JPC]

Was it Omar?

[Adol]

Omar Epps brother? We'll never know.

[JPC]

Anything to plug or promote.

[Adol]

I'd also like to shout out Penguin Baseball. It is still April of the Penguins on the Hayward o' Riddle Patreon, but all episodes of Penguin Baseball are released now. So if you want to catch up now. Patreon.com heyviriddlevrittle 5 bucks a month gets you access to all of that and then click the link in the episode description to buy some merch. Because the penguin baseball merch from Ariel Sinha this year is truly awesome. I'd also love to read a five star review. If you want to get one featured on the show, just, you know, write a five star review anywhere that you leave reviews, I might read it today. I picked one called Five Stars hands down by A.D. byerly. It reads the Chipotle at the BWI Airport gives you a whole lot of sour cream. That is a good PSA to put in your five star review. Great. Great job.

[JPC]

Jpc. Would you believe the host of Wild and Crazy Kids was Omar Gooding, which is Cuba Gooding, Jr's brother.

[Aaron]

What?

[JPC]

And I conflated because his first name is Omar. Yes, yes, yes. So Cuba Gooding Jr's brother Omar Gooding was the host of Wild and Chris Kids.

[Aaron]

I'm learning so much today. Hot Dogs

[Adol]

created by Adel Refive starring Aaron Keith and John Patrick Cohen. Casey Tony did. Created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Naporus. Hey there, Chitters and Chatters. If you like that, you're going to love this week's Patreon. It's another edition of Chatterbox where we're answering your questions from the discord. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com heyreddleville by joining the clue crew for $5 a month. Or start your 7 day free trial or the review crew for $8 a month. Plus you get those ad free episodes. See you there.

[Aaron]

That was a Headgum podcast. Hi, I am Mandy Moore.

[Sandy]

Sterling K. Brown.

[JPC]

And I'm Chris Sullivan. And we host the podcast that was Us now on Headgum.

[Aaron]

Each episode we're gonna go into a deep dive from our show. This is us.

[JPC]

That's right.

[Aaron]

We're gonna go episode by episode. We're also pepper in episodes with different guest stars and writers and casting directors.

[Adol]

Are we gonna cry? Yes, a little bit. Are we gonna laugh a lot. A whole lot.

[JPC]

That's what I'm hoping, man.

[Sandy]

Listen to.

[JPC]

That was us on your favorite podcast app.

[Sandy]

Or watch full video episodes on YouTube or Spotify.

[JPC]

New episodes every Tuesday.