Hey Riddle Riddle Podcast Summary
Episode: Patreon Preview #300: Chatterbox 23 with Janet Varney
Release Date: December 6, 2024
Host/Author: Headgum
Introduction: Celebrating Patreon Milestone
The episode kicks off with a cheerful acknowledgment of the podcast's Patreon tricentennial, humorously referencing the number "300 years" to mark their 300th Patreon episode. Hosts Erin, Aaron, and Heather engage in playful banter, highlighting the longevity and dedication of their Patreon community.
- Erin: “It feels like we've been... 300 years. Of course, we do one episode a year, so carry the one. This must be episode 300.” [00:32]
Welcome Guest: Janet Varney
Janet Varney joins as the fourth and "most important" host for this special Patreon preview. Her presence adds a fresh dynamic to the discussion.
- Aaron: “And we are joined by our fourth host, our most important host, Janet Varney. Hello, Janet.” [00:46]
- Janet Varney: “Hello. Happy 300th, everyone.” [00:51]
Janet's Eye Trouble: A Humorous Interlude
Janet shares a light-hearted yet concerning update about waking up with blood in her eye, attributing it to either sneezing, scratching, or rubbing her eye too vigorously. The hosts react with a mix of concern and humor, turning the situation into playful commentary.
- Janet Varney: “Guys, I have a cold. I'm not exactly sure what foul deed caused this... the entire inner half of my right eye is full of blood.” [02:27]
- Janet Varney: “It really is like a sea dividing two people. Or like, on the other side of the river, they believe something different.” [03:22]
Health and Conventions: Janet's Preventative Measures
The conversation shifts to discussions about staying healthy while attending conventions—something Janet frequents. She details her routine, which includes wearing masks, using hand sanitizer, and taking daily immunity supplements. Her pragmatic approach to health becomes a point of admiration among the hosts.
- Janet Varney: “I very often wear a mask on a plane. Sure. I copiously use hand sanitizer. I try to wash my hands all the time.” [04:15]
- Aaron: “I was panicked that I would do that. I'm glad that she's doing it.” [04:45]
Holiday Preparations: Early Christmas Decorations
Aaron humorously admits to decorating for Christmas unusually early on November 6th. The hosts relate this behavior to seeking comfort and joy during the colder months, reflecting on personal traditions and favorite holiday movies.
- Aaron: “I decorated for Christmas on November 6th. It's the earliest I've ever decorated for Christmas.” [06:37]
- Janet Varney: “I’ll watch it [Klaus] when it's reasonable, closer to Christmas.” [08:36]
Favorite Christmas Movies: Muppets vs. Klaus
A lively debate ensues about favorite Christmas films, with Aaron championing "A Muppet Christmas Carol" as his top choice, while Janet expresses her fondness for the newer Netflix film "Klaus." The discussion includes playful skepticism about rumors concerning the fidelity of various adaptations to the original Dickens work.
- Aaron: “A Muppet Christmas Carol is still my favorite Christmas movie of all time, but I think this is my second favorite.” [08:21]
- Erin: “Erin, I've heard this little rumor... the one with the most actual text from the source material is Muppets Christmas Gift.” [08:56]
Rumors and Truths: Muppets' Adaptation Authenticity
The hosts delve into a humorous speculation about the Muppets' version of "A Christmas Carol," questioning the accuracy and faithfulness to Dickens' original text. Janet's skepticism leads to amusing exchanges, emphasizing the blend of fact and fiction in their discussions.
- Janet Varney: “If that's a rumor you heard, it must be true.” [09:07]
- Erin: “Let's go around the horse. So, of course, as it gets into winter... our teeth are chattering. And while our teeth are chattering, we might as well something, something Boxing Day. Chatter. It's a chatterbox.” [09:08]
Closing Remarks: Embracing the Chatterbox Theme
The episode wraps up with the hosts embracing the "Chatterbox" theme, tying it back to the winter season and the sensation of chattering teeth. They invite listeners to continue engaging with the podcast through Patreon, signaling the end of this milestone preview.
- Heather: “Chatterboxing day. Chatterboxing day. 1, 2, 3, 4.” [09:30]
- Heather: “Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven day trial@patreon.com.heyriddleriddle” [09:30]
Notable Quotes
- Erin: “Unless I misheard you, did you ask Janet to tell us something? To share something with us?” [02:15]
- Janet Varney: “I have a cold... the entire inner half of my right eye is full of blood.” [02:32]
- Janet Varney: “I felt like your voice a little bit when you said it, and that made me distrust that.” [09:08]
- Aaron: “I'm trying to live that life. I'm two and a half years away from that being me, pal.” [07:50]
Conclusion
This special Patreon Preview episode of Hey Riddle Riddle offers listeners an intimate glimpse into the hosts' lives, blending humor with personal anecdotes. Janet Varney's guest appearance adds depth to the conversation, while discussions about health, holiday traditions, and favorite movies provide relatable content for the audience. Celebrating their 300th Patreon episode, the hosts maintain their signature playful and engaging style, ensuring that both long-time fans and new listeners find value and entertainment in their content.