Hey Riddle Riddle Podcast Summary

Episode: Patreon Preview #309: W99.5 The Bog
Release Date: February 7, 2025
Hosts: Crawdad, Little Ralphie no Pants, Steven Tyler
Description:
In this Patreon preview episode of "Hey Riddle Riddle," the hosts Crawdad, Little Ralphie no Pants, and Steven Tyler dive into the quirky world of Orlando, Florida, blending trivia challenges with humorous banter. The episode offers listeners a behind-the-scenes look at their unique radio show, "W99.5 The Bog," featuring prize giveaways, Disney updates, and unexpected on-air antics.

1. Introduction and Prize Package Overview (00:02 – 02:20)

The episode kicks off with the hosts re-establishing their presence on "W99.5 The Bog." Crawdad introduces himself as the primary host who calls listeners hourly with trivia questions for prizes.

• Crawdad ([00:12]): "You're here with the Crawdad. That's right. I'm every hour on the hour calling someone to see if they can answer a trivia question for a prize."

Little Ralphie no Pants adds his flair, highlighting his unique persona and hinting at behind-the-scenes dynamics.

• Little Ralphie no Pants ([00:24]): "Hosts, Little Ralphie no Pants over here. My dad owns the station."

Steven Tyler humorously clarifies his role and adds a touch of self-deprecation.

• Steven Tyler ([00:42]): "It's Steven Tyler. And I know what you're thinking. I'm not the lead singer for Aerosmith, but, God, I wish I was."

Prize Package Details: Crawdad unveils the day's enticing prize package designed to attract listeners.

• Crawdad ([01:21]): "The prize package includes two packages of Florida chips... a tour for five people through the Everglades on a fanboat."

Steven misinterprets the geographical location, leading to playful corrections.

• Steven Tyler ([02:10]): "And as we know, the Everglades is in Orlando."

The hosts humorously reveal an additional, bizarre prize—the chance to punch a Disney mascot's neck.

• Crawdad ([02:20]): "But that's not all... the opportunity to punch one Disney mascot in the neck."

2. Disney Updates Segment (02:43 – 03:54)

Crawdad transitions to the Disney updates, providing listeners with the latest (and odd) happenings at the parks.

• Crawdad ([03:18]): "That's right. And we wouldn't be W99.5 the bog unless we gave you Disney updates every 20 minutes."

Notable updates include exaggerated complaints about ride conditions and wait times.

• Steven Tyler ([03:35]): "The lines at for all the Star wars rides are over three hours."
• Little Ralphie no Pants ([03:51]): "There's vomit in the water at Splash Mountain."

The segment concludes with a humorous warning about not drinking the park's Orange Julius.

• Steven Tyler ([03:54]): "Don't drink the Orange Julius. They do use water for that."

3. Listener Call-In and Trivia Challenge (04:12 – 06:50)

Crawdad prepares to make a call to engage listeners in the trivia challenge, aiming to win the day's prizes.

• Crawdad ([04:16]): "Okay, let me just grab my fishing pole here to hook me a phone..."

The call connects unexpectedly to Crawdad's mother, resulting in a brief and awkward exchange.

• Little Ralphie no Pants ([04:55]): "Oh, my God. I'm on the bog. Oh, my God, my mom. Hi, Mom."

After the mix-up, Crawdad redirects to the intended contestant, Lisa, introducing the trivia question.

• Crawdad ([05:24]): "What is Orlando's biggest export?"

Lisa attempts to answer but gets confused by an unrelated emergency at Universal Studios, leading to a comedic dead end.

4. Traffic and Weather Updates (06:58 – 08:23)

The hosts segue into their routine traffic and weather updates, maintaining their signature humor.

Traffic Updates:

• Little Ralphie no Pants ([07:24]): "Route 66 is backed way, way up today."
• Steven Tyler ([07:55]): "Downtown Disney traffic is going as normal."

A playful acknowledgment of their own station experiencing traffic delays adds a meta-humor layer.

• Crawdad ([07:44]): "W 99.5 is backed up."

Weather Forecast:

• Little Ralphie no Pants ([08:13]): "It's gonna rain."
• Steven Tyler ([08:17]): "That can't be true."

The humor continues with a mock warning about not drinking the park's water during rain.

• Crawdad ([08:28]): "Well, when it rains, don't drink the water."

5. Top News Stories and Hosts' Antics (08:36 – 09:08)

Steven Tyler shares the top news stories, briefly mentioning the absence of key team members due to a fabricated "car jousting" accident.

• Steven Tyler ([08:36]): "Our meteorologist Jeff the Hammer Jefferson is still out... involved in a traffic accident where we were doing car jousting in the parking lot."

This segment blends absurdity with typical news reporting, maintaining the show's comedic tone.

6. Music Break and Personal Announcements (09:08 – 10:16)

The hosts play "King of Anything" by Sara Bareilles, followed by a brief two-minute break marked by light-hearted conversation.

• Little Ralphie no Pants ([09:33]): "Can I tell you guys I got into grad school again."
• Steven Tyler ([09:37]): "Oh, that's awesome."

Little Ralphie no Pants shares his academic achievements humorously intertwined with his on-air persona.

• Little Ralphie no Pants ([09:36]): "Going for my fourth degree... Little Ralphie no Pants is about to have another degree holder."

Crawdad comments on his academic pursuits, adding to the hosts' playful banter.

• Crawdad ([09:43]): "That's huge. And especially since you're... another feather in the cap of your family line."

7. Conclusion and Teasers (10:16 – End)

As the episode wraps up, Steven Tyler reinforces the show's local flavor and teases the continuation of the episode on Patreon.

• Steven Tyler ([10:16]): "And we're back. 99.5 the Bog it is 6:59 in Orlando, Florida."

The hosts promote exclusive content available to Patreon supporters, encouraging listeners to engage further.

• Steven Tyler ([10:26]): "Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free 7 day trial at patreon.com/heyriddleriddle."

Key Takeaways and Insights

• Humorous Engagement: The hosts employ a blend of absurd humor and witty banter to engage listeners, making routine segments like trivia and updates entertaining.

• Character Dynamics: Each host brings a distinct personality, with Crawdad as the main orchestrator, Little Ralphie no Pants adding quirky charm, and Steven Tyler offering comedic relief.

• Local Flavor: Emphasizing Orlando, Florida, the show integrates local elements such as Disney updates and Everglades tours, catering to their regional audience.

• Interactive Elements: The trivia calls and prize packages are designed to involve listeners actively, fostering a sense of community and participation.

• Behind-the-Scenes Glimpses: Personal announcements and anecdotes (e.g., Little Ralphie no Pants' academic pursuits) provide depth to the hosts, building a connection with the audience.

Notable Quotes

• Crawdad ([02:20]): "But that's not all... the opportunity to punch one Disney mascot in the neck."

• Little Ralphie no Pants ([04:55]): "Oh, my God. I'm on the bog. Oh, my God, my mom. Hi, Mom."

• Steven Tyler ([03:54]): "Don't drink the Orange Julius. They do use water for that."

• Little Ralphie no Pants ([09:36]): "Going for my fourth degree... Little Ralphie no Pants is about to have another degree holder."

Conclusion

This Patreon preview episode of "Hey Riddle Riddle" offers a humorous and engaging glimpse into the quirky world of "W99.5 The Bog." Through a mix of trivia challenges, local updates, and playful host interactions, listeners are entertained while gaining insight into the vibrant personalities behind the microphone. The episode effectively balances structured segments with spontaneous humor, making it a delightful listen for both regulars and newcomers alike.