Patreon Preview #313: Chatterbox 25

Summary

Hey Riddle Riddle Podcast Summary
Episode: Patreon Preview #313: Chatterbox 25
Hosts: Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, John Patrick Coan
Release Date: March 7, 2025

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1. Recording Adventure on the Cruise Ship

The episode kicks off with Adal Rifai setting an adventurous tone, revealing that the hosts are recording the episode aboard the Joco cruise ship. He humorously invites listeners who might be on the same cruise to find them, adding an element of spontaneity and camaraderie among the hosts.

Adal Rifai [00:02]: "We were recording this chatterbox from a cruise ship in the middle of the sea. If you're on the Joco cruise right now... come and find us today."

2. The Hidden Word Challenge

Introducing a playful segment, Adal challenges the hosts to covertly incorporate the word "Hi" into their conversation without making it obvious. This sets the stage for an engaging and humorous interaction as they attempt to slip the word seamlessly.

Adal Rifai [00:38]: "I want you to covertly try to slip it in casually to conversation. Say this to us. Hi."

The attempt leads to light-hearted confusion and laughter, demonstrating the hosts' improvisational skills.

Aaron [00:53]: "I hope nobody catches me with this bong on this cruise ship."

3. Guessing Games: What Are We Doing on the Boat?

The hosts delve into a guessing game, speculating about each other's activities on the cruise. This segment is filled with witty remarks and playful teasing, highlighting their chemistry and humor.

JPC [01:10]: "Let's try and guess what each other is doing on the boat right now."

They humorously describe Aaron as lying on a couch with a napkin over his head and joke about their own activities, such as playing Duck Hunt or being stuck in the board game room.

JPC [02:14]: "You guys make me sick."

4. Seasickness and the Quest for Melon

A recurring joke about seasickness and the desire for melon emerges as Aaron expresses a longing to play board games, fearing rejection if he asks his co-hosts. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss strategies to cope with motion sickness.

Aaron [02:21]: "I hope that JPC and I are playing Duck Hunt right now, and that adult is sound asleep."

Adal Rifai [05:04]: "Please, why don't you come and play a board game with me?"

5. Planning to Play Board Games Together

The hosts agree on playing a board game during the cruise, specifically settling on Monopoly. This agreement showcases their intention to bond over games, emphasizing friendship and teamwork.

Adal Rifai [03:51]: "Yes, Aaron, we'll absolutely play a board game."

JPC [04:03]: "Deal."

6. Humorous Takes on Real Housewives and Dramamine

Towards the episode's end, the conversation shifts to humorous commentary on the reality TV show "Real Housewives" and the over-the-counter motion sickness medication, Dramamine. They play with the word "Dramamine," creating puns and jokes that reflect their improvisational flair.

Aaron [06:07]: "Once I have drama mean, I get drama mean."

Adal Rifai [06:15]: "They do the cut."

This segment serves as a lighthearted conclusion, highlighting the hosts' ability to infuse humor into everyday topics.

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Conclusion

In "Patreon Preview #313: Chatterbox 25," Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Coan showcase their signature improvisational humor and chemistry while navigating a recording session on a cruise ship. From hidden word challenges to playful guessing games and humorous takes on TV shows and motion sickness remedies, the episode offers listeners a blend of wit, camaraderie, and engaging banter. Whether you're a long-time fan or a newcomer, this preview provides a delightful glimpse into the dynamic interactions that define the "Hey Riddle Riddle" podcast.

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Transcript

[Adal Rifai]

Ahoy, ye mateys. Avast, me hearties. We are recording this chatterbox. If you're listening to it the day it comes out. We were recording it from a cruise ship in the middle of the sea. There. We found a podcast recording studio on the cruise ship. If you're on the. If you're on the Joco cruise right now, by the way, and you are listening to this episode, come and find us today. What word should we. What word should we have them say that we won't remember that we asked them to say to us?

[JPC]

Hi.

[Aaron]

Hi.

[Adal Rifai]

I want you to covertly, covertly try to slip it in casually to conversation. Say this to us. Hi.

[Aaron]

Hi.

[JPC]

But along the line. And then leave a space.

[Adal Rifai]

Leave a space.

[Aaron]

And then look at us like we're crazy.

[Adal Rifai]

Yes.

[JPC]

Look at us like you did this. What did you want?

[Adal Rifai]

This is a message for three people who are like, well, I absolutely won't be doing that. That sounds awful. I don't know how they'll react. Guys, we're on a boat.

[Aaron]

We're on a boat. I'm sick to my stomach.

[JPC]

Oh, no. She's on the ceiling. Let's try and guess what each other is doing on the boat right now. Aaron, I think you are.

[Aaron]

It's a Friday.

[JPC]

You're in. Okay, Rebecca Black. Aaron, you're laying on a couch somewhere. You have a napkin over your head like a. Almost like a towel. Like, you're sitting.

[Aaron]

I love it.

[JPC]

And you are jvc.

[Adal Rifai]

It is almost like a towel.

[JPC]

It's like a thin. It's like the crepe to a pancake for towels.

[Adal Rifai]

It's like a towel for, like, the creature Red Wall.

[JPC]

Towel is to crepe. Wait, hold on. My crepes are terrible.

[Aaron]

Take a rip of that bong and then you'll get it.

[JPC]

I hope nobody catches. Nobody catches me with this bong on this cruise ship.

[Adal Rifai]

International waters crepe. This is a man who is failing the sats right now.

[JPC]

Napkin is to crep towel after crepe. Except after. So pancake is to crepe as towel is to Napkin. And, Aaron, J.C. and I are on either side of you, and we're feeding you melon. Probably like honeydew.

[Aaron]

Ah. Cause it's cheaper. Yeah, whatever. You guys make me sick.

[JPC]

You asked for watermelon, and we went to the buffet, and all we could find was honeydew.

[Aaron]

I hope that JPC and I are playing Duck Hunt right now, and that adult is sound asleep.

[Adal Rifai]

Duck. The Most Dangerous Game. You know what? I'll probably. I Think they have like a board game room. I'll probably be posted up in the board game room most of the time I'm on the boat.

[Aaron]

Well, a lot of the time people don't usually play in the board game room, if I remember. But you like, go and rent out a board game and then you go sit.

[Adal Rifai]

Nah, I will not be giving any information. That is a trap. That is a trap.

[Aaron]

I. That's the one thing I didn't get to do last time is I didn't play any board games. And I would walk by so many people playing fun games. So that would be. Please. No, I just was. I was so excited to try everything else. There's a million options at any given given moment of what you can do in the Joco Cruise, and you always have like FOMO because there's always something fun happening that you can't make. So. But this year, I would love to play a board game gpc. Will you come? Will you invite me to play a board game with you? I feel that felt too vulnerable. I'm gonna get rejected.

[Adal Rifai]

Please, why don't you come and play a board game with me?

[Aaron]

Okay. Are you gonna suck my blood?

[JPC]

Monopoly? I've never.

[Aaron]

Got. I got one. I got one. I got one.

[JPC]

Hey, Aaron.

[Aaron]

What?

[JPC]

After Monopol blood, anything works.

[Aaron]

I know and I know, but I keep thinking of the game of life. But that's just blood. So let's see.

[Adal Rifai]

Yes, Aaron, we'll absolutely. Board game. Okay, great. My one request for the two of you is that we play one board game while we're on the cruise together.

[Aaron]

I would love that.

[JPC]

Deal.

[Adal Rifai]

Do you guys. We'll play Monopoly. Deal. Adol already called it. Do you guys have any one requests? You have one request from your other co hosts. You can request one thing of them.

[Aaron]

Oh, my gosh. I should have been preparing a list all these years.

[JPC]

I think I know mine.

[Aaron]

Aaron, jpc, I would love to play a video game with you at some point. I know Adel. If I ask him, he'll be like, sure. And it won't feel like a huge favor. I'm sure Adel and I will be hanging out a lot.

[Adal Rifai]

Okay, so that's your water request. What's Adel's?

[JPC]

I think mine is. Aaron, when you asked me inevitably for some melon because you're not feeling well, don't ask me.

[Aaron]

Don't ask.

[JPC]

You grab it yourself or get somebody else to do it at all.

[Aaron]

He's gonna grab it from me anyway. I know him. I'm gonna ask if he's gonna be so sweet about it.

[JPC]

I'll be Aaron, I will be so close to being passive aggressive.

[Aaron]

No, you won't.

[Adal Rifai]

So just.

[Aaron]

No, you won't.

[Adal Rifai]

Just to put it out there, we each get one request of the other people for a thing that we do together. Mine is to play board game with you two. Aaron is to play video game with us too. And Adel is for Aaron to get her own melon. I think we got it. Yeah, I think we got it.

[JPC]

Phew.

[Aaron]

And you know what? That's never going to happen because I'm going to say, adel, I'm feeling really, really nauseous. Can you grab me some melon? And you're going to go, of course there's like, a water or anything else I can grab you. That's.

[Adal Rifai]

Wait, but isn't Adol. Adol's the one that gets seasick. So you're going to be like, adel, can you please get me some melon? Adol's going to be, like, barfing his guts out.

[Aaron]

And, Adel, I am too busy to get you melon.

[JPC]

Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. And I'll have, like, a tube connected from my mouth to my socks where I just keep barfing.

[Adal Rifai]

I have a question for you, Adol. Are you doing any seasick preparation? Are you bringing the bracelets? Are you doing the gummies? Are you. Is it the Dramamine?

[Aaron]

Dramamine?

[JPC]

Well, it's Dramamine, but once I have Dramamine, it turns in the. Wait, once I have Dramamine, it turns into Dramamean.

[Aaron]

But this year, Real Housewives catch this.

[Adal Rifai]

Oh, my God.

[Aaron]

Once I have Dramamine, it turns into. No, once I have drama, made the same mistake.

[JPC]

And that's.

[Adal Rifai]

They do the cut.

[JPC]

Yeah, they do the same.

[Adal Rifai]

And then they cut away. Once I have drama, and then they.

[Aaron]

Cut away, and then the next lady's doing her intro, and you come running in, you go, once I have Dramamine, it turns into the Dramamine. Also, this lady's a bitch.

[JPC]

And then I'm like. And then I start to go, wait, once I have drama mean. I get drama mean.

[Adal Rifai]

I get drama mean.

[JPC]

And then they cut away. And I go, wait, wait, wait.

[Aaron]

Once I have drama mean, I get drama mean.

[Adal Rifai]

Actually, this is awesome. My ideal episode of Real Housewives is an intro that they play. Because they play those intros every episode, right? Aaron is one that ends with, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's just, like, hard cut.

[JPC]

I had a better one. I had a better 1. Take 2, take 2.

[Adal Rifai]

They used that the whole season. 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Aaron]

Hey Riddle. Riddle's Clue crew.

[Adal Rifai]

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