Podcast Summary: Hey Riddle Riddle – Patreon Preview #314: We Broke the Internet

Release Date: March 14, 2025

Introduction

In the Patreon Preview episode titled "We Broke the Internet," hosts Adal Rifai (Adol), Erin Keif (Casey), and John Patrick Coan (JPC) navigate unexpected technical difficulties that catapult them into a surreal adventure within the digital realm. This episode showcases the trio's improvisational skills as they transform a technical glitch into an imaginative journey through the "Internet."

Technical Difficulties and the Unexpected Journey (00:02 - 03:14)

The episode begins with the hosts preparing to launch a new state series. However, Aaron (presumably a guest or co-host) encounters severe internet issues:

• At 00:14, Aaron mentions, "My Internet is acting a little strange." The team observes visual distortions on Aaron's screen, likened to a "whirlpool" (02:14).

• Adol humorously remarks at 00:25, "Whoa. Damn," capturing the group's surprise at the escalating technical problems.

• Casey jests at 00:16, "So it's acting completely normal, like Internet is supposed to act," adding levity to the situation.

As Aaron's screen warps and spins (02:14), the team speculates on the nature of the malfunction. JPC notices Aaron's cursor being "sucked into the hole" (01:38), leading to the realization that Aaron is metaphorically "getting sucked into the Internet" (01:54).

Embarking on the Digital Rescue Mission (02:05 - 03:14)

Faced with the predicament, the hosts devise a plan to rescue Aaron:

• Casey declares at 02:05, "There's only one thing we have to do. We have to go in after us." This sets the stage for their adventurous quest within the digital landscape.

• Adol enthusiastically states at 02:05, "Yeah." signifying agreement and readiness.

• JPC contributes at 02:12, "All right. Tie this rope around your waist," initiating the practical steps of their rescue operation.

The team's camaraderie and quick-thinking are evident as they humorously equip themselves for the journey, with references to "Tron motorcycle" and playful banter about preserving expensive equipment (02:19 - 03:14).

Exploring the Digital Domain and Zillow House Mystery (03:35 - 08:48)

Upon entering the internet, the hosts find themselves navigating through various digital interfaces:

• Adol muses at 04:04, "GPC is floating down to the Google logo on an umbrella," illustrating the whimsical nature of their virtual surroundings.

• At 05:39, Aaron takes charge, guiding the team into the "Zillow website," where they begin exploring virtual properties.

• The group examines a suspiciously cheap old high school listed at "$119,000 in Munster, Indiana," raising red flags about potential hidden issues (05:54 - 06:13).

• At 06:50, Aaron discovers "blood on the wall" within a virtual mansion listed at "$300,000," suggesting a possible dark history: "Something bad happened here, you guys," (07:00 - 07:04).

• Casey humorously questions the authenticity of online listings, highlighting the gap between digital representations and reality (06:26 - 06:50).

• Adol attempts to make sense of unusual listings, pondering over terms like "guts rehab" (07:59 - 08:10), further adding to the mysterious atmosphere.

Encounter with Aggro Crag and Interactive Chaos (08:48 - 10:12)

The adventure takes a turn when the hosts encounter a character named Aggro Crag:

• At 08:48, Casey warns, "I believe that is the Aggro Crag," introducing a new dynamic to their quest.

• Adol expresses excitement, "I want a piece of it. I want a piece of Aggro Crag," indicating a confrontational yet playful interaction.

• Aggro Crag responds ambiguously, leading to confusion and humor among the hosts (09:07 - 09:22).

• Casey notes the complexity of the situation, "We're deeply sorry about what? We're deeply in love," highlighting the tangled relationships within the digital encounter (09:53 - 09:56).

• The interaction escalates comically as the hosts contemplate the possibility of explaining real-world events like "9/11" to Aggro Crag, only to dismiss the idea quickly (09:57 - 10:06).

Conclusion and Teaser for Full Episode

As the preview wraps up, the hosts hint at more adventures and challenges awaiting them in their full Patreon episode. The blend of humor, improvisation, and digital fantasy promises an engaging listen for fans eager to delve deeper into the "We Broke the Internet" storyline.

Notable Quotes:

• Casey at 00:16: "So it's acting completely normal, like Internet is supposed to act."

• Aaron at 02:14: "It started as this little, like, sort of whirlpool in the middle of my screen, and it's getting bigger."

• Adol at 02:05: "Yeah, I think we're absolutely here to save you."

• Aaron at 05:54: "Guys, I'm in the house and there's blood on the wall."

• Casey at 07:35: "Where's the hill? I guess my first question's gotta be, where's the hill?"

• Adol at 09:08: "We could buy you on eBay. I know you don't know what that is."

• Aggro Crag at 09:22: "Oh, shit."

• Casey at 10:07: "Hey, Riddle Riddle's clue crew."

Final Thoughts

"We Broke the Internet" showcases the hosts' ability to turn technical hiccups into entertaining narratives, blending humor with imaginative storytelling. Through their virtual escapades, Adol, Casey, and JPC engage listeners in a unique adventure that blurs the lines between reality and the digital frontier.

For the full experience and more behind-the-scenes fun, listeners are encouraged to join the Clue Crew on Patreon here.