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Mom
Toby. It's fun. We're gonna have so much fun. We drove all the way out here, 45 minutes to chuck E. Cheese.
Toby
Like, I don't know, Mom. Like, it's all, like. It's all, like, kids birthday parties. Like, everyone, I feel, like, knows each other. I feel like I was supposed to be here with, like, friends from, like, our town and not, like, into, like, a different, like, town where I don't know anybody in the town.
Mom
Well, the friends in our town thing is not really working out so well, so we're gonna try this.
Toby
Okay, don't say it like that, Mom. It makes it sound like I'm failing at making friends, which is like, I'm eight. It's, like, too much to put on me.
Mom
Okay, well, what. How would you say it?
Toby
Don't ask me. I'm eight. I don't know how to say it. I mean, just, like, aren't you supposed to be, like, on my side here?
Mom
Like, you know what? The ball pit looks fun. I'm gonna go over there, I'm gonna get a couple of orange sodas, and then you go in the ball pit. Have fun. Try to make a friend.
Toby
I know what you're gonna get, mom, and I don't think they have mimosas at Chuck E. Cheese.
Mom
I'm gonna ask. Okay. Have fun.
Toby
Okay, Just kind of. Some of these balls don't exactly look sanitary. I wonder how often they are disinfecting a ball pet. I wonder if you can disinfect a ball pit.
Donovan
Stay. Hey.
Toby
Hey. Hello.
Donovan
Hey. You better be careful. You're on the mayor's side. Oh, just looking out for you. Just looking out for you.
Toby
Who's talking?
Donovan
I'm Donovan.
Toby
Who's talking?
Donovan
It's me. And I come through the. The ball.
Toby
Oh, God.
Donovan
Yeah, I'm A young boy.
Toby
Sure.
Donovan
Yeah, sure. Yeah, I am. I'm telling you, I am.
Toby
You're Donovan and I'm sorry, what?
Donovan
Yeah, I'm Donovan, the young boy. And you're on the mayor side.
Toby
I'm Toby. I'm sorry, I'm not from this town. I don't. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what the mayor is. I don't know.
Donovan
Oh, boy. It's one of the newbies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. You're on the mayor's side. There's a queen side. There was a war.
Toby
Hold on. That's two different types of representation. A mayor and a queen.
Donovan
Toby, you want to make a friend?
Toby
Oh, you're blowing it, Toby. You're blowing it. Yeah, no, yeah. So I'm. Where are we both on the mayor's side? Am I on your side or.
Donovan
You smoke cigarettes, Toby.
Toby
Oh, I know. I know how I'm supposed to answer this, but I don't wanna. Why don't you go first?
Donovan
Well, you're gonna if you're not. Because that war really ripped through this ball pit. For decades.
Mom
Who is this kid? Is he new?
Toby
Yeah.
Donovan
Hey, this is talking, Charlie. Reveal yourself.
Mom
Coming through the ball pit. Has a hat made a lot of balls.
Toby
How do you move so well under all the.
Mom
You'll get used to a kid. You'll be able to swim through these in no time. If you're on the mayor's side, you got to pay a tax.
Donovan
Right? Right.
Toby
What? You're. Okay, so you're. Charlie. I'm sorry, but you. But you two are on the mayor's side and we're against the queen. Or do I have to choose a side?
Mom
Slow on the pickup.
Donovan
I'm telling you, I've been talking to him for a minute, but it feels like years.
Mom
Yeah, kid, we've been here forever. This is above for kids whose parents forgot them at Chuck E. Cheese. This is a whole economic system ecosystem here in the ball pit.
Toby
That's not what's happening to me. My mom just drove me here in a blindfold 45 minutes from another town and she's gone. Yeah, I guess it's what's happening to me. Okay, so this is my life now.
Donovan
Yeah, Toby.
Toby
And this is kind of like a Peter Pan situation where we never grow up.
Donovan
Oh. Oh, no, no. Yeah. Charlie's at least 45. I'm a young boy.
Toby
I don't think so. I think that you're 45 as well. You just have the body and the mannerisms. Of a 45 year old.
Mom
We don't keep track of days in the way that you keep track of days.
Toby
Toby, he said you're 45. I mean, it feels like you have kept track to a certain degree.
Mom
Are you guys still different here?
Donovan
Do in weeks? Are you still doing Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday?
Mom
Remember Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday?
Donovan
Oh, God, I do.
Toby
Yeah. I mean, I guess we were, but I guess this is my thing. Is it possible. Could I meet the mayor?
Mom
Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes.
Donovan
Oh my God, the Mayor.
Toby
How can you tell? I can't see anything.
Mom
You can hear him coming through the ball. Toby.
Mayor
Oh, hello everyone. Wave and wave. Good day, everyone. Oh, all my subjects are here.
Mom
Hello.
Mayor
I am the Mayor.
Toby
Wait.
Donovan
Good day, Mayor. Good day.
Mayor
Oh, very good to see you, Donovan. Oh, who is this newbie?
Toby
Excuse me? Your Mayor Justee. I'm Toby. I'm new to the Mayor Justee.
Mayor
It's just Mayor for I'm not the queen.
Toby
I'm sorry, I'm so confused. You have a big dress and a hat and a scepter.
Mayor
Not a hat, a tiara.
Mom
Don't question the mayor.
Donovan
He's embarrassing us.
Toby
I'm sorry. No, I'm. I'm Mare. I'm Mare till I die. I hate the queen. Down with the queen. No.
Mayor
How dare you.
Toby
You're right.
Mayor
How dare you. Takes off tiara, puts on top hat. I am the queen. Puts big sash across chest. I'm the queen and you have upset me. Takes off hat, put on tiara, takes off the sash. Oh. Oh, no. The. The. The queen is upset for I, the mayor, have seen it myself.
Toby
You know, I think I'm gonna try my luck at like a birthday party that's happening over there.
Mayor
I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy.
Donovan
Chat, Toby. We're not crazy.
Toby
It's just I'm eight. You're three obviously 45 year old men who live in the ball pit. I just think I have to be. I'm gonna try to make some other friends.
Mom
Good luck getting out of the ball pit, Toby.
Donovan
Huh?
Mom
These balls are slippery. You're not getting out of the ball pit.
Donovan
He thinks he can get out of the ball pit.
Toby
All right, see you guys. I'm gonna go to my bir. Bye.
Mom
Oh, he's.
Mayor
He's doing it. Oh, no. He got pulled under. Oh, good.
Donovan
Okay, good, good, good.
Mom
I miss my parents.
Mayor
I guess we gotta go out there and play another set. Are you ready? Bird Z, you ready to sing backup vocals, Bird Z?
Donovan
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Mayor
You know what really irks me?
Donovan
What?
Mayor
We get out there, we play three to four songs, and then the curtain drops and we come backstage, we have a smoke, we have some sandwiches. These kids treat us like we're robots or something.
Donovan
They do.
Mayor
It's disgusting.
Narrator
We.
Mayor
I spent 22 years in vocal college learning to sing, and they treat us like we're just run of the mill androids.
Donovan
Yeah. You find that when you get in your car and you drive home, everyone's acting like you're an Android.
Mayor
Oh, yeah.
Toby
Yeah.
Mayor
Mrs. Cheese, everyone.
Toby
Wait, wait, wait a second. Wait a second. Pasquale here. You guys aren't animatronics.
Mayor
No.
Toby
You're. You're creatures like flesh and blood creatures.
Mayor
Well, flesh and metal.
Donovan
Right. Wires and brain.
Toby
You're describing an Android. Right? Metal and flesh.
Mayor
If I'm an Android, why am I plugged in?
Toby
I gotta be honest with you guys. I'm an animatronic.
Mayor
Oh.
Toby
Yes. I like All Circuits and, you know, gadgets inside.
Donovan
Okay, so if I stabbed you, you wouldn't feel anything?
Toby
No, but you could fuck up something in my, like, circuits or something. It's not like I don't have nothing in there.
Donovan
It's like I stab you.
Toby
Well, that's a bad example because that didn't hit anything vital. There is, like, fur and, like, stuff like that on me.
Mayor
See, fur is grown in nature, Right? I mean, I only went to vocal school. I'm not a learned mouse. But I assume you know that that's. Fur is only found in nature. Right?
Toby
The fucked up part is that I'm Pasqually. I look like a hu. I'm the only one of this band that looks like, I gotta say, an Italian cartoon of a man.
Mayor
Okay, let's go through the band. Pasqually on keyboards, we got Birdie on pom poms. I'm Charles Entertainment on vocals, we have, I want to say, like, a sad dog on drums.
Donovan
There's a sad dog? Yeah, that's Woof.
Toby
I want to say It's. Jasper is the sad dog. Okay.
Mom
Woof. My name is Woof.
Toby
Woof.
Mayor
That's right. And what was. Remember there was, like, a gorilla on drums at one point. Or was that showbiz?
Toby
That was showbiz.
Mayor
That was showbiz.
Donovan
It also.
Toby
Sometimes I think I play drums.
Mom
Okay, Five minutes to the next show, everybody.
Donovan
Hey, hey, hey, Donna.
Toby
That tells us five minutes to the next show.
Donovan
Yeah.
Toby
They must know that you guys are like sentient beings.
Mom
Did someone say my name?
Donovan
Oh, yeah. Birdie here. Birdie said Donna. Yeah, I was just wondering about pto.
Mom
Hi birdie.
Donovan
Hi Donna.
Mom
Hi, birdie.
Mayor
Oh, here we go again.
Donovan
Hi Donna.
Mom
Hi birdie.
Donovan
Hi Donna.
Mom
Hi, birdie. You were wondering about what?
Donovan
Vto.
Mom
Oh, you want some time off? To do what? Go on a date?
Donovan
Yeah, my wife's pregnant. Baby coming soon.
Mom
What?
Donovan
Baby coming down the pipeline real soon.
Mom
Oh yeah, I forgot that we programmed memories into you guys.
Mayor
Programmed program memories.
Donovan
Programmed memories.
Mayor
If I have programmed memories, then why do I remember fighting in the Korean War?
Mom
Yeah, exactly. Who did this? Todd programmed them with some really weird specific stuff. No one goes to College for 20 years.
Mayor
I dated Juliet Binoche.
Mom
What was Todd smoking?
Donovan
Yeah, I remember the Hindenburg.
Toby
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Hey Riddle Riddle Podcast Episode Summary: Patreon Preview #316: Chuck E. Cheese w/ Elizabeth Andrews Release Date: March 28, 2025
In the Patreon Preview episode titled "Chuck E. Cheese w/ Elizabeth Andrews," the "Hey Riddle Riddle" team takes listeners on a whimsical and slightly eerie journey inside the famed family entertainment center, Chuck E. Cheese. This episode blends humor, mystery, and a touch of the supernatural, offering a unique narrative that diverges from the typical riddle-solving format the podcast is known for.
The episode opens with a familial outing to Chuck E. Cheese, highlighting the generational dynamics and the universal experience of attending a children's birthday party. The main character, Toby, expresses his apprehension about being in an unfamiliar town and the challenges of making new friends.
[00:52] Mom: "Toby. It's fun. We're gonna have so much fun. We drove all the way out here, 45 minutes to Chuck E. Cheese."
[00:58] Toby: "Like, I don't know, Mom. Like, it's all, like. It's all, like, kids birthday parties. Like, everyone, I feel, like, knows each other..."
As Toby navigates the ball pit, he encounters Donovan, a mysterious figure who introduces himself amidst an enigmatic conversation about being "on the mayor's side." Their interaction hints at a deeper lore within the Chuck E. Cheese universe, suggesting that there's more to this place than meets the eye.
[02:05] Toby: "Hey. Hello."
[02:07] Donovan: "Hey. You better be careful. You're on the mayor's side. Oh, just looking out for you."
The conversation quickly escalates, revealing a rift between the "mayor's side" and the "queen's side," indicating an ongoing conflict that has historical roots within this setting.
[02:48] Donovan: "Oh, boy. It's one of the newbies... You're on the mayor's side. There's a queen side. There was a war."
The tension between the mayor and queen becomes more pronounced as Toby attempts to understand his place in this strange ecosystem. The Mayor emerges, asserting authority and further complicating Toby's quest to make friends.
[05:18] Mayor: "Oh, hello everyone. Wave and wave. Good day, everyone. Oh, all my subjects are here."
Toby's confusion leads to a confrontation where the Mayor transitions from his role, ironically revealing himself as the Queen, thereby deepening the mystery and blurring the lines between characters.
[06:13] Mayor: "I am the mayor... I am the queen."
A significant portion of the episode delves into the nature of the characters inhabiting Chuck E. Cheese. The dialogue between Toby and the Mayor touches upon themes of identity, autonomy, and existence as animatronic beings.
[08:24] Mayor: "No."
[09:03] Mayor: "See, fur is grown in nature, Right? I mean, I only went to vocal school. I'm not a learned mouse."
[09:25] Toby: "The fucked up part is that I'm Pasqually. I look like a hu. I'm the only one of this band that looks like, I gotta say, an Italian cartoon of a man."
The conversation raises philosophical questions about consciousness and free will, suggesting that these characters possess memories and personalities that may extend beyond their programmed functions.
[10:50] Donovan: "Baby coming down the pipeline real soon."
[10:56] Mayor: "If I have programmed memories, then why do I remember fighting in the Korean War?"
As the episode progresses towards its conclusion, Toby's realization of the complex and possibly sentient nature of the Chuck E. Cheese inhabitants leaves listeners pondering the blurred lines between reality and artificial intelligence within this beloved children's venue. The narrative sets the stage for further exploration in future episodes, inviting fans to delve deeper into the enigmatic world behind the games and animatronic performances.
[11:26] Toby: "Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free 7 day trial at patreon.com heyriddler."
Generational Perspectives: The episode explores the dynamics between an 8-year-old boy and his parent in a setting that is both nostalgic and unsettling.
Hidden Lore: Introduces a hidden conflict within Chuck E. Cheese, suggesting a rich backstory involving different factions.
Philosophical Undertones: Raises questions about identity, autonomy, and the nature of existence for animatronic characters.
Engaging Dialogue: Utilizes witty and thought-provoking conversations to build intrigue and develop characters.
Toby on Friendships: "[00:58] 'Like, I don't know, Mom... I feel like I was supposed to be here with, like, friends from...'"
Mayor's Revelation: "[06:13] 'I am Mare. I'm Mare till I die. I hate the queen. Down with the queen. No.'"
Discussion on Animatronics: "[08:24] 'No.' - Mayor"
Questioning Memories: "[10:56] 'If I have programmed memories, then why do I remember fighting in the Korean War?' - Mayor"
"Patreon Preview #316: Chuck E. Cheese w/ Elizabeth Andrews" serves as a captivating glimpse into a creatively reimagined Chuck E. Cheese. By weaving together elements of mystery, humor, and philosophical inquiry, the "Hey Riddle Riddle" team invites listeners to question the ordinary and explore the extraordinary narratives that can lie beneath familiar settings.
For those intrigued by this preview, subscribing to the Patreon offers access to the full episode and additional exclusive content, continuing the adventure into the enigmatic corners of "Hey Riddle Riddle."