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Philippa Hsu
Searching for a romantic summer getaway escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original from Lily Chiu, the exquisitely talented Philippa Hsu. Returning to narrate her fifth Lily Chu title. This time Philippa is joined by her real life husband, Steven Pasquale. Set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, AKA the Hamptons of Canada, Rich Girl Summer follows the story of Valerie, a down on her luck event planner posing as a socialite's long lost daughter while piecing together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in, Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated than she ever planned. She's in over her head and head over heels. Listen to Rich Girl Summer now on audible. Go to audible.com richgirlsomer August 15, 1620.
Steven Pasquale
The Mayflowers set sail from Southampton, England with 102 pilgrims.
Aaron
And how many made it?
Steven Pasquale
I'd rather not.
Galissa
Is that, hey, is that the right time to do it? Because didn't the trips, how long were the trips? Weren't they like three months, two months? So if you leave in like mid August, you're getting there in like I don't know, I guess like you'll be there in time for Halloween.
Aaron
I don't know.
Galissa
I would want to have as much summer, like spring, summer, fall. I wouldn't want to like.
Aaron
Are you thinking about what they're missing out on? I think you're thinking about weather.
Galissa
I don't want to like fuck around. Like, look, obviously they thought they were going to India or whatever because they were stupid. But I wouldn't want to fuck around and get to the new World and it be like January, you know, Like, I wouldn't want winter to hit like immediately.
Aaron
But you also, I haven't even been long. Cattle. Is hurricane season a factor near that far north? I guess like hurricanes hit Massachusetts sometimes.
Steven Pasquale
So maybe North Carolinas.
Galissa
Do hurricanes hit England though? Did they know about hurricanes?
Steven Pasquale
They have a different. They call, they call them woozy whatsits.
Galissa
Woozy whatsits?
Steven Pasquale
Yeah. A little less severe, but still, still have an impact. They must know what they pilgrims knew they were going to America, right?
Galissa
It was Columbus who was going to India because this is the 1600s. So yeah, they.
Steven Pasquale
I do want to see a scene. So the year is 1620. The two of you are JBC. You are a father. Aaron, you are JBC's daughter. Great and it's been like a month on the ship. On the voyage over to the United States. Well, to the Americas at the time, I guess.
Galissa
Thank you.
Steven Pasquale
To the new land. And the two of you, you were just kind of pumping each other up about how exciting this new world is going to be.
Aaron
Dad, do you have a second?
Galissa
Oh, we're on a ship in front of people, so it's.
Aaron
Sir, sir, sir, do you have a second? Sir?
Galissa
Yes, absolutely. I have a second to spare from my darling daughter.
Aaron
I'm so excited for New World. Can't wait. Can't wait. Can't wait. I know we're only a few days away. They just said. That's so awesome. And I promise not to get mad.
Galissa
I promise. You think I'm. Oh, you're going to tell me something that you think might make me mad?
Aaron
Well, maybe I'm underestimating you. So.
Galissa
Anger is a sin. And it's not becoming of a man of pilgrimity to engage in such frivolous behavior. So I guarantee I will not get angry.
Aaron
Okay. Love that. Love this. I did forget my retainer, so we might need to go back.
Galissa
You forgot your servant boy. Your retainer. He still had three years left on his indentured servitude.
Aaron
I know. And I know when you told me to leave the house, you said check for everything. And I. I thought I had everything, so I thought I didn't have to check. And then when you told me to double check, I. I would love to.
Galissa
Blame you for this, Galissa, but as you know, it is your servant's duty to do the double checking. So the fact that he didn't double check for himself. Well, you know, he will probably burn in hell for his sin. And that is not your sin. So all is forgiven.
Aaron
Great.
Steven Pasquale
We smash cut back to England. The retainer wakes up. Master? Anyone? I'm free. I'm free. Cuts his thumb, dies immediately. Back to the boat.
Aaron
Glad that went well. I forgot. I forgot my hole.
Galissa
You forgot your hole?
Aaron
Forgot all of it. I forgot my whole bag. My everything. I forgot everything. My hole. My everything.
Galissa
You forgot your whole bag. Oh, for a second I thought that you were without whatever hole women have again. Maybe you should talk to your mother about this.
Aaron
Because she's dead.
Galissa
Rest in peace. I mean pray. I mean, pray to her. Obviously I might look stupid, but I'm not Catholic. Stupid. Sorry. Right? That's who we hate.
Steven Pasquale
Sorry. We're crammed in here pretty tight and basically on top of each other. I couldn't help but hear that this One's mother is dead. Would you like to borrow me Ouija board?
Galissa
Tell me about her. Oh, you. This device. I'm sorry, I thought you were trying to set me up. Which.
Steven Pasquale
It's a mystical device with you use this planchette and hope on a wish.
Galissa
And a dream that you can dump sin throws overboard. Not the board, the woman.
Steven Pasquale
Not the board, the Woman. August 15, 1918. The longest work of animation produced. The Sinking of the Lusitania was created by Windsor McKay.
Aaron
A classic animation for children. Kids love that shit.
Steven Pasquale
August 15, 1939. The wizard of Oz, American musical fantasy film adaptation of L. Frank Baum's book premieres at Grauman's Chinese Theater, Hollywood. Directed by Victor Fleming and King Vidor. I didn't know there was a director called King Vidor.
Galissa
Damn, I was so wrong about big movies coming out, because that's like a huge movie and it's coming out mid August.
Steven Pasquale
I want to see.
Aaron
Oh, I want to see a scene.
Steven Pasquale
Go ahead, Eren.
Aaron
I'd like to see a scene. Adel, you're the Tin man on set for Wizard Laws, and your GPC will have you be the Scarecrow. But, Adel, you're quickly realizing that you have, like, the worst makeup by far, and you're feeling a little tilted.
Steven Pasquale
Aaron, can I cajole you to be Dorothy?
Aaron
Yeah, I'll come in. I'll come in.
Galissa
What does the scarecrow sound like? I haven't seen this movie.
Steven Pasquale
If I only had a brain, okay?
Galissa
Because I. In my mind, I'm like, that's the lion. No, but the lion thought, hubba ba ba.
Steven Pasquale
Cowardly.
Galissa
Give me Scarecrow one more time.
Steven Pasquale
If I only had a brain. That sounds.
Galissa
That sounds like the lion, right?
Steven Pasquale
I can't remember.
Galissa
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm Scarecrow. Aaron, would it be okay if I was the lion? I feel like I could do that voice better. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, it's a hot day today.
Steven Pasquale
Yeah, I bet you're hot with all that fur. Fuck, that looks so cool, doesn't it? Yeah. Turn around. Yeah, tail and everything fucking cool.
Galissa
But I was in the makeup chair for 40 minutes.
Steven Pasquale
Oh, that's in today's Hollywood. That's forever.
Galissa
That's forever.
Steven Pasquale
Damn it.
Galissa
You look. You look. Yeah, yeah, it's good. It's working.
Steven Pasquale
I have, like a. Have like an oil spigot upside down on my head. Like, it felt like they ran. I felt like they ran out of time for character design.
Galissa
No, I don't know. I think It'll read. It'll read on screen.
Steven Pasquale
You know, at some point in the movie, I have a gun. I just have a fucking gun. Look it up.
Galissa
Huh?
Steven Pasquale
They just. Props was like, here's your gun. I was like, gun? Don't I have a hatchet or an axe? And they're like, nah, at some point you're gonna just have a gun.
Galissa
This is gonna sound so strange, and I apologize for it, but yeah. Have we met?
Steven Pasquale
Emmy, are you the.
Galissa
You're the new tin man?
Steven Pasquale
Yeah, well, the old one died of lead paint poisoning.
Galissa
But we don't know that. We don't know that it was lead paint poisoning. It could be anything.
Steven Pasquale
I do.
Galissa
You do.
Aaron
Hello. You must be the new tin man. I was wondering if you could help solve a mystery. Oh, hi, Lion.
Galissa
Hello, Dorothy.
Steven Pasquale
Oh, there's some tension there.
Galissa
She slept with my brother.
Aaron
I did. But I have a question. I'm noticing silver paint in all sorts of unusual places all over this set. I was wondering if you could help solve that mystery. I see it over a lot of the mouths and the necks of the people working on this set. And I see it all sorts of other places, too. Unsavory places.
Steven Pasquale
Yeah. Tin Man's gotta eat. Does that make sense? You're like.
Galissa
It makes sense to me.
Steven Pasquale
You're like 28, right, kid?
Aaron
No, I'm like 17.
Steven Pasquale
But you're hopped up on drugs.
Aaron
Yes.
Steven Pasquale
Okay, so listen, Tin man, you know.
Aaron
I painted you into a corner.
Steven Pasquale
And I appreciate it. I appreciate it. And can I just say, Fucking Christ, that costume looks great. You got the little. The whole dress and the doll.
Aaron
Only takes a minute to get on.
Steven Pasquale
Oh, my God. This took 18 minutes.
Galissa
If you ask my brother, it takes slightly shorter to get off.
Aaron
Come on, zane.
Galissa
My brother's 17.
Steven Pasquale
Oh, thank God.
Galissa
Thank God. One, two, three, four. Hey, Riddle. Riddle's Clue crew, listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free 7 day trial at patreon.com heyriddleriddle.
Philippa Hsu
Mr. Gecko, you're a huge inspiration to us all. But who was your muse?
Aaron
My dear old nan, she would tell me, always remember to be true to.
Galissa
Yourself and to use that fast and.
Aaron
Friendly claim support on the Geico app. I follow her advice to this day.
Galissa
Get more than just savings.
Steven Pasquale
Get more with Geico.
Hey Riddle Riddle Podcast Summary
Episode: Patreon Preview #336: This Day in Improv History 6
Release Date: August 15, 2025
In this episode of Hey Riddle Riddle, the hosts delve into the realm of improvisational history, reenacting pivotal moments with their signature humor and wit. Titled This Day in Improv History 6, the episode offers listeners a blend of historical reenactment and comedic improvisation, showcasing the hosts' talents in bringing historical events to life through entertaining dialogue and scenarios.
Timestamp: [00:59] – [04:43]
The episode kicks off with an improvised scene set aboard the Mayflower in 1620. Steven Pasquale portrays a pilgrim captain, while Galissa takes on the role of JBC's daughter, navigating the uncertainties of the transatlantic journey.
Concerns About Timing:
Impact of Weather:
Forgetting Essentials:
Tragicomic Elements:
Timestamp: [05:41] – [09:04]
Shifting gears, the hosts transition to a beloved classic, The Wizard of Oz, recreating iconic scenes with their unique comedic flair.
Historical References:
Character Role-Playing:
Costume Comedy:
Inter-character Banter:
Mystery and Humor:
Throughout the episode, the hosts seamlessly blend historical facts with improvisational humor, offering listeners both entertainment and a light-hearted take on pivotal moments.
Character Depth with a Comedic Twist:
Meta-Humor and Self-Awareness:
Closing Banter:
Galissa on Weather Concerns:
"I wouldn't want winter to hit like immediately." [01:38]
Aaron on Forgetfulness:
"I did forget my retainer, so we might need to go back." [03:25]
Steven on Costume Design:
"I have, like, an oil spigot upside down on my head." [07:40]
Galissa's Mystical Inquiry:
"Hello. You must be the new tin man. I was wondering if you could help solve a mystery." [08:24]
This Day in Improv History 6 showcases Hey Riddle Riddle hosts' ability to intertwine historical contexts with engaging and humorous improvisation. Through reenactments of the Mayflower voyage and The Wizard of Oz, listeners are treated to a delightful blend of education and entertainment. The episode highlights the hosts' chemistry, quick wit, and talent for creating memorable and laugh-inducing scenarios that make history both accessible and enjoyable.
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