Patreon Preview #339: I've Got a Silver Sausage!

Summary

Hey Riddle Riddle Patreon Preview #339: "I've Got a Silver Sausage!"

Podcast: Hey Riddle Riddle
Hosts: Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, John Patrick Coan
Date: September 5, 2025

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Episode Overview

This special Patreon preview episode marks the long-awaited return of the beloved "Disney Twins" narrative after a 4.5-year hiatus. Hosts Adal, Erin, and JPC revive their off-the-wall improvisational side story, picking up with Danny and Deborah Disney—two bizarre characters who, last we knew, had been transformed into a soiled street pizza and a shuttered Joseph A. Banks store. The team navigates their characters’ surreal predicament, laughs through absurd scenarios, reflects on forgotten fast-food menu items, and dives headlong into improvisational whimsy, with plenty of meta-commentary and in-jokes for longtime listeners.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Epic Return to the "Disney Twins" Storyline

• Adal reminds everyone it’s been over 1,660 days since their last "Disney Twins" segment (00:19).
• The ensuing confusion from Erin and JPC sets the tone for the blend of real-life banter and fictional absurdity.
• Adal: “Since we've done a Disney Twins. When we last left—runs to the door—It's locked.” (01:07)
• JPC and Erin try to recall previous story details, poking fun at the unreliable memories of improvisers and listeners alike (01:55).

2. Recapping the Absurd Past

• Adal: “Deborah...turning herself into a pizza...Danny...was turned into a Joseph A. Banks store.” (02:20)
• JPC: “That sounds correct.” (02:35)
• Erin: “That sounds like a Covid Madness.” (02:38)
• The cast laughs about the nonsensical outcomes of the last adventure, riffing on whether their “Wonder Twins”-like powers had any meaning (02:40-02:48).

3. Back Alley Reunion—Improvised Scene

• Adal describes a scene: “A soiled pizza and a shuttered Joseph A. Banks store...just have a little scene to catch up after four years in squalor.” (03:04)
• JPC (as Danny): “Well, Deborah, that didn’t work out.” (03:19)
• Erin (as Deborah): “Well, it went well for like three years. But we’re not showing that part, are we?” (03:21)
• They riff about the melancholy and bizarre reality of their forms, especially the mechanics of running a suit store as a sentient building and the etiquette of eating pizza inside said store (03:32–04:13).

4. Transformation Back to Humanity

• Adal has both improvise rolling for a D20 to resolve their fate—a playful D&D element.
• Erin “rolls” a 20 and regains her human form, while JPC rolls a 12, becoming "mostly" human but retaining weird suit rack appendages (04:40–07:01).
• Adal: “You are now fully, wholly back...to Debra Disney. 100%.” (05:53)
• JPC: “There are some parts of you that are a holdover from the suit store.” (07:01)
• They joke about the emotional weight of people taking the suits—"Was that part of me?" (03:58–04:13).

5. Fast Food Tangent—Nostalgia and Absurdity

• Brief but hilarious digression into discontinued fast food menu items.
• Adal: “McDonald's used to have pizza and it was delicious.” (05:10)
• Erin: “McDonald's has pizzas?” (05:09)
• JPC: “I remember when Wendy’s had fried chicken.” (05:29)
• This tangent becomes a recurring meta-joke as they compare solariums to Tolkien’s Sauron (05:36–05:52).

6. Awkward Romance, Meta-Jokes, and Clowning

• Adal, as narrator, pushes for a “second kiss” between the siblings, which quickly devolves into meta-joking about “booking a weeklong cruise together and one backs out.” (07:32–08:03)
• Erin: “That’s like being abandoned on my birthday level mean.” (07:38)
• The cast riffs on childhood memories of being excluded, blending real stories with the in-universe absurdity (08:03–08:14).

7. Surreal Awakening and the Introduction of Chuck Fuckett

• The scene resets in a classic “head-to-foot” sleeping arrangement in bed, furthering the cartoonish family dynamic (08:24–09:12).
• Introduction of “Chuck Fuckett” (an example of their signature irreverent naming)—a kid on a quest for the “silver sausage.” (09:12–09:34)
• Chuck (Adal): “I’m never gonna find that silver sausage. I feel like everyone else in the world has found a silver sausage except for me.” (09:35)
• Erin: "Danny, shh. This little kid's giving us exposition. Quick, write it down." (09:48)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Adal: “It’s been over 1,660 days since we’ve done something on this podcast. Do you know what that is?” (00:19)
• JPC: “That sounds like a Covid madness.” (02:38)
• Erin: “I have social anxiety and I have to sit in my Clockwork Orange machine.” (01:31)
• JPC (on being a suit store): “I wonder if the parts of the suits that people took were part of me.” (03:58)
• Adal (explaining the magic D20 roll): “You are now fully, wholly back...to Debra Disney. 100%.” (05:53)
• Erin: “That’s being abandoned on my birthday level mean.” (07:38)
• Adal: “Uncle Bedsores. Auntie Bedsores. I’m never going to find that silver sausage.” (09:34)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |-------------|---------------------------------------------------| | 00:19 | Announcement of the return of Disney Twins | | 02:20 | Recap: pizza and Joseph A. Banks transformation | | 03:04–04:13 | Back alley reunion improv scene | | 04:40–07:01 | Rolling for transformation back to human | | 05:09–05:52 | Fast food nostalgia and meta-jokes | | 07:32–08:14 | Meta riffing about social awkwardness | | 08:24–09:34 | Surreal “awakening”/Introduction of Chuck Fuckett |

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Tone and Style

• Playful, fast-paced, and absurdist.
• Emphasis on improvisational comedy and meta-humor.
• The hosts constantly riff, correct, and escalate ideas, creating a “game within a game” feel fitting for their Clue Crew Patreon audience.

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For listeners new and old, this episode is quintessential Hey Riddle Riddle: cheerfully chaotic, fourth-wall-crushing, and loaded with callbacks. It’s less about solving riddles and more about showcasing three comedians at the top of their improv game—relishing in their own weird mythology and inside jokes.

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Transcript

[A]

Good morning, JBC and Aaron.

[B]

Good morning.

[C]

Mischief is Mr. Attle.

[B]

I feel like he has a tone of authority that he doesn't usually have.

[A]

Oh, would you say that? Have a seat.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

This is very formal.

[A]

It's been over 1,660 days since we've done something on this podcast. Do you two know what that is?

[B]

Wait, how many days gotten along? 1000 something.

[A]

1660 days?

[B]

1600.

[A]

I think so.

[C]

Hold on. Lots of stuff.

[A]

I've lost all my time.

[B]

Three, six, nine. Is that five years?

[A]

I don't think we've done one of these since January 23rd, 2021.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I think.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

From by Quick. Flash research. As they say in the industry. Flash research.

[C]

Adam. Done one of what?

[B]

Done one of.

[C]

Of one Adel grabs collar. Done one of what at all?

[A]

Ooh, I should buy that dog collar. It's beautiful.

[C]

Oh, thank you.

[A]

Since we've done a Disney Twins, when we last left, runs to the door.

[C]

It's locked. Runs to the window. They're locked.

[A]

No, no. Move, move.

[C]

Get her, get her, get her.

[A]

Put her in one of those Clockwork Orange machines. You know, the Clockwork Orange machine. Hold your eyes open, make you watch this.

[C]

Put me back in my comfort. Clockwork Orange machine.

[B]

I have social anxiety and I have to sit in my clockwork.

[A]

I'm a Moog. What are they? Moogs?

[B]

Mm, yeah, Moogs. They're Moogs.

[A]

Well, you're not Moogs. You're Danny and Deborah Disney. When we last left Danny and Deborah Disney, what do you think they were doing? I'll give you 10 seconds to get.

[C]

I want to say kissing, was it. You're close.

[B]

Were they on. We were on Apathy Avenue, right?

[A]

You were on Apathy Avenue.

[C]

I was gonna say Animal Crossing.

[A]

Well, I think Animal Crossing. You died, went to heaven, and then Apathy Avenue. You came back to life for a mission at the end of Apathy Avenue, I believe you were in purgatory. You were sort of granted a wish to become something. Do you remember what you chose to become?

[B]

Dude, this happened four years ago.

[C]

No, you're right to ask me. Cause normally I remember bullshit like this.

[A]

Aaron, would you believe that Deborah. We last saw Deborah turning herself into a pizza?

[C]

Okay, I don't remember that.

[A]

Jbc, would you believe that Danny, when we last saw him, was turned into a Joseph A. Banks store?

[B]

That sounds correct.

[C]

That sounds like a Covid Madness.

[B]

Is this like a Wonder Twins thing that they had, like, form of Jose Meg's. No form of pizza?

[A]

No.

[C]

The delivery of no was so fucking funny. Nah, nah.

[A]

So we cut to a. I don't know, like a back alley in Minneapolis, I guess, where we see back alley apples.

[C]

His heart is in this.

[A]

A soiled pizza and a shuttered Joseph A. Banks store. And I just want the two of you to sort of just have a little scene to catch up after four years of the two of you living in sort of squalor.

[B]

Well, Deborah, that didn't work out.

[C]

Danny. Well, it went well for like three years. But we're not showing that part, are we? It only recently got bad.

[B]

I don't know, Deborah. It was always kind of bad for me. I just don't think I'm cut out to be a Jose Banks suit store. And I'm not 100% sure any of them are still in business anymore. But people just kept taking the suits.

[C]

I think that's part of what is supposed to happen, Danny.

[B]

I think they're supposed to leave money or something.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that is a big part of it. But I got to be inside you for some of it. That wasn't so bad.

[B]

Yeah, I did have to kick that guy out for eating a pizza at a suit store. But I guess I couldn't make him leave because I was just kind of this disembodied voice coming out of a suit store. I wonder if the parts of the suits that people took were part of me.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

As you talk, you get this sort of warm sensation of familiarity.

[B]

Oh, I'm peeing.

[A]

Oh, sorry. No, the H vac guy is just draining the fluid in the mouth.

[B]

Oh, thank God.

[A]

The two of you get sort of a warm feeling of reconnection and how things used to be. Aaron, go ahead and give a roll of your D20. Deborah has of course, a proclivity for musicality if it ever come in handy.

[C]

Out of the gate of 2020.

[A]

Perfect. So, Aaron, you were a absolutely disgusting pizza. I mean, can you imagine leaving a pizza out on a Street for four years? That's what you looked like with a D20. You hear a popping sound. Suddenly you look down and where there once was sort of browned cheese is now your hand and skin you are.

[B]

Unless it was a McDonald pizza. Cause then it would look exactly the.

[A]

Same for those pizzas.

[C]

McDonald's has pizzas?

[A]

You guys might have been too young. McDonald's used to have pizza and it was delicious.

[B]

Wait, is this real? No way.

[A]

They had personal. They only serve like four slice little pizzas.

[B]

Oh, like personal pan pizzas. Like that. Yeah, okay.

[C]

They did exist.

[A]

They did exist.

[C]

They do exist.

[A]

This was probably late 80s, early 90s.

[B]

I remember when Wendy's had fried chicken.

[A]

Excuse me. What?

[B]

Maybe it was just one Wendy's that I went to as a child.

[A]

Wendy's used to have like solariums in the back. Like these beautiful glass solariums.

[B]

That orb that Sauron uses.

[C]

What am I thinking of?

[B]

You can't use that because Sauron will see you use the solarium.

[A]

So, Aaron, you are where you were once, sort of disgusting, slimy pepperoni and all this stuff. You are now fully, wholly back to Aaron Keefe. Sorry, back to Debra Disney. 100%.

[C]

Yeah, I went to Aaron Keefe. And now I'm gonna melt back to Deborah.

[B]

You did that like Matrix thing where like Mr. Smith's face comes out of all sides that it went back into Deborah.

[C]

Jpc, Danny, I'm a person again.

[B]

Hold on, I'm covering sauce that was in storage. Deal.

[A]

JPC, please. Roll for Danny.

[B]

Okay, roll for Danny. 12. Let's say 12.

[A]

12. Great. So you also feel this warm sensation sort of flood your body and you feel the existence of limbs. You definitely have two up top, two at the bottom. As you look down, they are not exactly how you remember. Some sort of look like clothing racks. So it's like a metal. It's like a metal pole. And it feels like you're wearing several layers. Almost like Chandler in that one episode of Friends where he wears. No, sorry, that's Joey. We everything Chandler wears. So scrap that analogy.

[B]

Could I be any more. Joey wears what Chandler?

[A]

So you are mostly Danny Disney, but there are some parts of you that are a holdover from the Joseph A. Banks suit.

[B]

Oh, man. Deborah, I think it mattered that people took the suits.

[C]

Oh, no. But Danny, we done did it. We're back to what we did before.

[B]

Wait, does that mean. Does that mean purgatory's over?

[C]

I don't know. Let's go on a new adventure, you and I.

[B]

What was that that you just did?

[A]

And as you lean in for a second kiss.

[C]

You can't reject. You cannot leave me alone in that. That's the meanest thing ever. That is being abandoned on my birthday level meme.

[B]

I just don't. I just don't remember. I'm still half a suit store.

[A]

That is so like booking a week long cruise together. And then one of you backs out, that is.

[C]

And I'm on the boat.

[A]

For one of you to be like, we don't kiss anymore. That was never a thing. That is jpc, that is brutal.

[C]

That's not like I got invited to the movies by people in my class and I went to the movies and saw the movie and they're like, we changed your mind and went to a different movie. Like that level of like, absolutely cut down.

[B]

What are you guys talking? Aaron, stay in it. What are you guys talking about?

[A]

And as Danny and Deborah lean in for a.

[B]

My new favorite. They used to tell Aaron to stay in it.

[C]

Stay in it.

[A]

Stay in it. As Danny and Deborah lean in for a possible second kiss, you both close your eyes and you hear a pop. You wake up and you're both in the same bed together. It doesn't feel like a night's passage of time has went by. It feels like it was just a millisecond. But you are in the same bed together. But Dany's feet are up by Deborah's head and Deborah's head is down by Danny's feet. Almost like a. Well, some might call it like a 69 position. But you were both seemingly asleep. You're in pajamas. And as you wake up, you look around and there's another couple next to you in bed, sort of sleeping head to foot as a young boy enters the room. His name is Chuck Fuckett.

[B]

We know his name is Chuck Fuckett.

[C]

He's a name tag on.

[A]

Well, I just said it. I said his name is Chuck Fucket.

[B]

Who are you?

[A]

And I guess by hearing I'm sort of an omniscient voice.

[B]

Okay, okay. We hear what you say, Danny.

[C]

We're back in our regular sleeping position. This is. Who are they?

[B]

Who's Chuck? Fuck it.

[A]

Uncle Bedsores. Auntie Bedsores. I'm never gonna find that silver sausage. I feel like everyone else in the world has found a silver sausage except for me. I'm never gonna get to go to silly Silvio's meatpacking plant.

[C]

Danny, shh. This little kid's giving us exposition. Quick, Write it down.

[B]

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