Patreon Preview #355: The Week After Christmas

Summary

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Hey Riddle Riddle – Patreon Preview #355: The Week After Christmas

Release Date: December 26, 2025
Hosts/Improv Cast: Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, John Patrick Coan
Podcast Description: Chicago’s most overrated improvisers tackle riddles, puzzles, and absurd scenarios, mostly abandoning any sincere attempt at solving anything.

Episode Overview

This holiday Patreon preview episode is a whirlwind of post-Christmas absurdity, where the hosts embody a string of improvised characters to explore the peculiar dynamics of “the week after Christmas.” Through a blend of parody, office satire, and fantastical scenarios, the episode lampoons everything from post-holiday workplace etiquette to the imagined social lives of holiday mascots. As always, riddles take a back seat to playful banter and wild comedic sketches.

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Key Discussion Points & Sketches

1. Post-Holiday Office Satire: The Folgers Scandal

Timestamp: 00:32 – 05:54

• Setup: Greg, the disgraced former CEO of Folgers (now an awkward new VP elsewhere), Slack-messages Pete on December 26th — a cardinal post-holiday sin. Pete and his “wife/sister” berate him for breaching sacred family downtime.
• Running Gags:
  • “Folgers Incest Ad” – Referencing the notorious online theory about sibling overtones in a holiday coffee commercial.
  • Office hierarchy and absurd “no work between Christmas and New Year’s” customs.
• Highlight: The increasingly convoluted relationship between Pete and his wife/sister/mother/best friend is played for maximum awkwardness.
• Memorable Quote:

  “The best part of waking up is seeing your sibling in the bed. They wouldn’t use that song.” — Greg (New VP), (03:33)

• Tone & Energy: Deadpan parody mixed with high-energy farce, satirizing both holiday advertising and HR nightmares.

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2. Fake Commercials & Meta-Banter

Timestamp: 05:00 – 07:57

• Coffee Mate Spoof:
  • A faux ad mocks the confusion between Coffee Mate and Folgers, culminating in a send-up of suggestive slogans.

    “Coffee Mate. Have coffee, then fuck your mate.” — Greg (New VP), (05:54)

• “Squarespace” and “Cornbread Hemp” Segues:
  • Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney (in character) pitch fake podcast episodes and a website, riffing on ad-read clichés and veering into cringeworthy territory.
  • Running joke about “widgets” and “hippo video,” poking fun at tech-sponsored podcast content.
• CBD Gummies Parody: The hosts hilariously spiral while discussing “Cornbread Hemp CBD gummies,” with lines blurring between sincerity and self-aware ad satire.

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3. Santa, Easter Bunny, & Domestic Squabbles

Timestamp: 09:33 – 13:48

• Fantastical Family Drama:
  • Santa and Mrs. Claus (Penelope) are interrupted while putting away decorations before an awkward dinner with the Easter Bunny.
  • The Easter Bunny complains about the creative trials of egg-painting and riddle-writing, while Santa tries to drink in peace.
  • Nostalgic rivalry, ex-dating history (“mythical creature school”), and competitive griping erupt.
• Memorable Moments:
  • The bunnies’ arrival through a window at the North Pole (“I just crawled through. The window was open…” — Greg, 10:49)
  • Showdowns about “working one day a year” and who has the real burden during the holidays.
• Quote:

  “You married to the Easter Bunny? What a fucking loser. He’s a loser, he wears a bow tie and I hate him.” — Penelope, (13:30)

• Tone: Absurdist, blending holiday folklore with sitcom-style interpersonal chaos.

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4. Holiday Mascots, Jealousy, & Meltdowns

Timestamp: 13:04 – 14:12

• Melodrama Escalates:
  • Characters hurl increasingly personal insults and exaggerate mythical beefs (“I can hear all the porn you’re watching!” – Penelope to Greg, 13:16).
  • The much-maligned Easter Bunny’s bow tie and Santa’s “working one day” become running jabs.
• Meta-Commentary:
  • The cast pokes fun at the recurring chaos with asides and break-character laughter, demonstrating their signature “barely about riddles” ethos.

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5. Brief Riddle Nod and Final Promo

Timestamp: 14:15 – End

• In the last minute, the hosts finally reference riddles (“Hey, Riddle. Riddle’s Clue crew.”), before pushing the Patreon and handing off to other Headgum promos.
• Note: The actual riddle content is virtually non-existent in this episode’s preview, staying on-brand for Hey Riddle Riddle’s style.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Workplace Boundaries:

  “We do not circle back during this time. By December 26th.” — Pete’s Wife/Sister (04:44)

• On Coffee-Related Scandals:

  “I suggested a hornet coffee, which they poo-pooed. …You also suggested a poo-poo coffee, too.” — Greg & Pete, (03:49-03:56)

• On Post-Christmas Ennui:

  “This is a time where time slows down and speeds up, where nothing quite makes sense and the laws of physics do not apply.” — Pete’s Wife/Sister, (04:17)

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Episode Structure & Tone

• Improvised Character Scenes: Featuring elaborate, criss-crossing relationships and inside jokes (especially about holiday mascots and viral ads).
• Meta & Parodic Commercials: The cast lampoons podcast sponsorships and product placements, inventing increasingly bizarre plugs.
• Signature Absurdity: No real riddles are solved; instead, the comic payoff comes from the hosts riffing as oddball characters and escalating each bit to farce.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment Description | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:32–05:54 | Pete, Greg, and “wife/sister” lampoon office culture | | 05:00–07:57 | Coffee Mate/Folgers ad parody & Beck/Kyle ad riffs | | 09:33–13:48 | Santa, Mrs. Claus, Easter Bunny & holiday folk domestic | | 13:04–14:12 | Mascot meltdown, insults, meta-commentary | | 14:15–end | Brief riddle reference & Patreon plug |

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For New Listeners

If you've never heard Hey Riddle Riddle before, this episode perfectly encapsulates the show's chaotic energy: expect more off-the-rails character comedy and parody than actual riddles or puzzle-solving. It’s hilarious, self-aware, and gleefully irreverent about both holidays and podcasting tropes.

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Transcript

[Pete]

Quick.

[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Greg (New VP)]

All right, let me type up a Slack message here to send to a coworker. Are you getting that file done today? I would like it in my inbox. And send. Hello?

[Pete]

Hey, man, this is Pete. You just sent me a message.

[Greg (New VP)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pete]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're. You're Greg. You're the new vice president, right?

[Greg (New VP)]

Yeah, that's right. Vp.

[Pete]

Yeah. Vp. We haven't met officially.

[Greg (New VP)]

Nice to officially meet you.

[Pete]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg (New VP)]

Usually I say e meet you if it's on an email and everyone.

[Pete]

Yeah, don't worry about that, Pete.

[Greg (New VP)]

Nice to e meet you. It's nice to finally e meet you.

[Pete]

Have you. Have you. And you've had the whole. The full orientation, right. Doug and Linda. And they kind of walked you through.

[Greg (New VP)]

Everything for the most part. I mean, I was. I was CEO of Folgers before this, so I kind of. I feel like I'm landing on my feet, obviously, Disgrace. From that position. So we don't have to get into that. That's why I'm not president. But I do feel like I. I kind of know the ins and outs of it.

[Pete]

Yeah, for sure, for sure. Because It's. It's. It's December 26th, you know, like, it's. It's the Friday after Christmas.

[Greg (New VP)]

Well, Friday after Christmas is still a Friday. Did you hear what happened with Folgers?

[Pete]

We all. Yeah, heard what happened.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Honey, is that the new VP of your company? Why are you on the phone?

[Pete]

Yeah. Cause he sent me a. He sent me a Slack message.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Like what?

[Pete]

Asking for me to. Yeah, exactly.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

This is the guy who did the incest ad with the siblings who were in love. He's the one who greenlit it.

[Pete]

This is the. Yeah, this is the guy. And this is the guy who greenlit the incest version that they ended up not making.

[Greg (New VP)]

Hello?

[Pete]

God.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Okay, well, did you tell him that? No, One slacks during this time. This is what, family time?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Hello?

[Pete]

Hey, Pete. I'm here with my sister. My wife. I'm here with my wife. Oh, boy.

[Greg (New VP)]

So I'm guessing you really enjoy my ad.

[Pete]

Well, no.

[Narrator/Announcer]

1.

[Pete]

Technically.

[Greg (New VP)]

The best part of waking up is seeing your sibling in the bed. They wouldn't use that song. They would not use that song. Unbelievable.

[Pete]

There's probably a lot of reasons why they'd ever end up using that song. Pete, here at Coffee Mate, we don't. We do things.

[Greg (New VP)]

Coffee Mate sounds Australian.

[Pete]

It is Australian. And you, please don't let them catch you downstairs.

[Greg (New VP)]

I must have missed that I call.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

What are you doing?

[Pete]

Go back to bed. Get the bed warmed up for me, baby.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Okay. I'll call mom first. I'll let her know how we're doing.

[Greg (New VP)]

Let me do this. Let's meet in a Walmart parking lot, we both bring our laptops, and let's pound this out.

[Pete]

First of all, the only pounding out that I'm gonna do this weekend.

[Greg (New VP)]

Careful.

[Pete]

Is with my wife. I mean, my sister. I mean, Folger's coffee is so good. This is Coffee Mate. This is a different company. We do not do work between Christmas and New Year. It's just not. It's not. The report will not be on your desk until after the New Year.

[Greg (New VP)]

Oh. I guess I.

[Pete]

And I thought Doug and Linda would have made that clear when they kind of brought you on board.

[Greg (New VP)]

Yeah, I guess I thought there were more suggestions than hard and fast rules. Because coming from Folgers, I guess we have.

[Pete]

That's why you got fired.

[Greg (New VP)]

Coming from Folgers. Well, I did suggest a hornet coffee, which they poo pooed.

[Pete]

You also suggested a poo poo coffee, too.

[Greg (New VP)]

Well, that's most coffees. Diuretics.

[Pete]

Oh, diuretics. I thought you were.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Give me the phone. Give me the. Excuse me.

[Greg (New VP)]

Hello?

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Yes, this is Peter's wife. I mean, sister. I mean, mom. I mean, best friend.

[Penelope]

I mean, hold on.

[Beck Bennett]

Right?

[Penelope]

Live in girlfriend. I.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Sorry. I don't know if you're new to this or what the policy was at your last company, but this is a sacred time of year. This is a time where time slows down and speeds up, where nothing quite makes sense and the laws of physics do not apply. We don't send an email, if that's even what it's called anymore, a slack message. We don't ping anyone during this time. Do you understand me?

[Greg (New VP)]

What about circling back?

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

We do not circle back during this time. By December 26th. Through what?

[Pete]

Give me the Phone. Give me the phone. Give me the phone.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

What? Ow. Ow, Ow.

[Greg (New VP)]

Kiss and then ow.

[Pete]

I've got something.

[Greg (New VP)]

Yeah.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Coffee Mate. This is the time of the year where we don't circle back, we don't follow up, and we don't answer our phones, slacks or emails. We just put some coffee Mate and a cup of coffee and enjoy time with our families. I mean wife. I mean sister. I mean mother.

[Greg (New VP)]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's it. That's it. You cracked it. Okay, you know what? No work today. Set down the phone. Leave it off the receiver. You two have sex, leave the phone off the hook. Put the receiver down so I can hear.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

We know what you're putting down and we are picking it up.

[Narrator/Announcer]

The best part of waking up is your sibling.

[Penelope]

Folgers Coffee definitely endorses this. They so love this kind of thing.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Folgers Coffee and Coffee Mate. There hasn't been a better pair since you and your sister.

[Greg (New VP)]

Coffee Mate. Have coffee, then fuck your mate.

[Beck Bennett]

Hi, I'm Beck Bennett.

[Kyle Mooney]

I thought I was Beck Bennett.

[Beck Bennett]

No, no, no, no. It's all.

[Kyle Mooney]

You're Kyle Mooney.

[Beck Bennett]

Sorry about that. Exactly. No, all good. All good.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Thanks, buddy.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

And we host the show what's our podcast here on Head Gum.

[Kyle Mooney]

But we want to make sure you heard about a very special episode with a very special guest that we just released. In the feed.

[Beck Bennett]

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[Kyle Mooney]

What are you guys, like kindergarteners?

[Beck Bennett]

They wanted to do something about that. So we built a flawless, beautiful, perfectly designed website live on the pod with our very special guest and very web savvy guest. Should we tell them who it was?

[Kyle Mooney]

We could play 20 questions.

[Beck Bennett]

I don't think we have time for that.

[Kyle Mooney]

Is it Person?

[Beck Bennett]

No, it's not.

[Kyle Mooney]

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[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Thanks, Ben.

[Beck Bennett]

You had some amazing ideas.

[Kyle Mooney]

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[Beck Bennett]

And I was like, let's put a little. Let's put some widgets in there. I was talking about widgets.

[Kyle Mooney]

You kept on using that phrase, widgets.

[Beck Bennett]

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[Kyle Mooney]

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[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah. This is a gift for you. Okay. It's just like it's a selfless thing we did for you.

[Kyle Mooney]

Thanks to Squarespace for making us build a website sponsoring the episode and for supporting creators across the headgum network.

[Beck Bennett]

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[Kyle Mooney]

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[Beck Bennett]

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[Kyle Mooney]

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[Nicole Byer]

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[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Pete]

It's so funny.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I have no idea why it gets to be this time of year. And I'm thinking about how I'm not as young as I once was.

[Greg (New VP)]

Oh, same girl.

[Penelope]

Same.

[Greg (New VP)]

But also jpc, your birthday's in December.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Greg (New VP)]

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[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Greg (New VP)]

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[Penelope]

Of aging, or relaxation.

[Greg (New VP)]

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[Penelope]

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[Pete]

Okay.

[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Greg (New VP)]

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[Penelope]

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[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Greg (New VP)]

Ah. Age is nothing but a number. A number of years I've been on Earth.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Years are also nothing but physical manifestations of time passing.

[Greg (New VP)]

I feel okay.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I feel okay.

[Penelope]

Hey, Santa.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Penelope]

Santa, we have dinner with the bunnies at like, 5pm tonight, and I really, really, really, really want to get a head start in putting the Christmas decorations away.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Oh.

[Penelope]

So if you want to run up to the attic, grab the boxes, I'm gonna start on some banana bread for tonight.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I just opened a course.

[Penelope]

Can you. Can you remember if they're allergic to nuts? Can you get up, please?

[Narrator/Announcer]

I worked all day. We can't. We can't do this, like, next week.

[Penelope]

Yesterday was planned three weeks ago, baby. Santa.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Come on, baby. Don't I make. I made my plans three centuries ago. I mean, it's every Christmas.

[Penelope]

Yeah, you work one day a year.

[Narrator/Announcer]

And it's hard work all day.

[Penelope]

Come on.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I'll be good in like. Oh, can I get an hour? I just want to watch 45 minutes. Let me watch one episode of Bones.

[Penelope]

No. Your doctor said that the reason why your body takes such a beating after this is because you're drinking all of that milk in all of those cookies. You know that parents assume that they have to be the ones to eat that, right? You don't have to be doing that.

[Narrator/Announcer]

You don't even like the bunnies. You don't even like the bunnies.

[Penelope]

Don't say that.

[Greg (New VP)]

Hop, hop.

[Penelope]

Oh, they're here.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Oh, my God.

[Greg (New VP)]

Sorry. The window was open, so I just crawled through.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Hi.

[Penelope]

Come on in. Hi, Easter bunny.

[Narrator/Announcer]

There's a window open. We're at the fucking North Pole. The window open.

[Penelope]

Thank you so much for coming up here. How was your Christmas?

[Greg (New VP)]

Thanks for hosting. Next time we. We have to do our hovel. Of course you guys are avoiding it. Christmas was good. Santa, you must be. You must be tuckered out.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Oh, yeah, well, you know. No.

[Penelope]

Santa, why don't you make the bunnies? The Easter bunnies a cocktail?

[Greg (New VP)]

Ooh, that would be great.

[Narrator/Announcer]

What about having just this open cores I already opened so I don't have to get up off the couch.

[Penelope]

He's kidding.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

He's joking.

[Penelope]

Get up.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah, I'll make you.

[Pete]

What.

[Narrator/Announcer]

What do you drink? What do you. What's your drink, buddy?

[Greg (New VP)]

Anything with egg whites. Now, I feel like a lot of people compare us, Santa, but it feels like, you know, I. Year round, I source eggs.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Yeah.

[Greg (New VP)]

I paint them. Have to get a lot of. No two can look the same.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

You're amazing.

[Greg (New VP)]

No two can look the same. Right. So a real artist, you know, I.

[Penelope]

Have to make sure you're writing rhyming riddles all year for these Easter bag Easter hunts. This is like.

[Greg (New VP)]

And do you know how Hard it is to just brainstorm hiding places, Santa?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Greg (New VP)]

I guess.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I.

[Greg (New VP)]

Sorry, Penelope.

[Nicole Byer]

Oh, sorry.

[Penelope]

He's joking. This is a bit that he's been working on. And it didn't land.

[Narrator/Announcer]

No, it didn't land.

[Kyle Mooney]

No.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yes. It goes over better with the elves.

[Pete]

Sorry.

[Narrator/Announcer]

You said you want an eggnog or.

[Greg (New VP)]

Eggnog would be great. Did Penelope tell you that we used to date?

[Penelope]

We used to date back in the day when we were all at mythical creature school. I mean, we all got around, but I in particular got around.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I didn't know that. No, Mrs. Claus, I didn't. I did not. She never mentioned.

[Penelope]

Honey, if you want to go back to bed and rest, maybe the three of us can go dancing. Me and the bunnies.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Thank God. Yes. Yes.

[Penelope]

Fight for me.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

What are you.

[Penelope]

Me no hunt, Hugh. Well.

[Narrator/Announcer]

God damn it. God damn it. That little rabbit punched me. Oh, it hurts.

[Penelope]

That little rabbit is the Easter Bunny. And he doesn't use working one day a year as an excuse to not be there.

[Greg (New VP)]

Wow. See, Claire, that's how you advocate for someone. Thank you, Penelope.

[Penelope]

Fuck you.

[Greg (New VP)]

Oh, Claire. Fuck me.

[Penelope]

I'll kill you. Oh, my God, I'll kill you. I can hear everything you say. And I can hear all the porn you're watching.

[Greg (New VP)]

$5,000 a day online shopping habit is killing me.

[Penelope]

Oh, it doesn't even. That's nickels in comparison to your gambling addiction. You pretend you're in a different state so you can gamble. You've got a problem.

[Greg (New VP)]

I'll take one of those. Santa. I'll take one of those.

[Penelope]

Course, yeah, I'll take one, too. You married to the Easter Bunny? What a fucking loser. He's a loser, he wears a bow tie and I hate him.

[Greg (New VP)]

I think it looks nice.

[Penelope]

It looks like shit. You're creepy, you're weird. No one wants a picture of you at the mall.

[Greg (New VP)]

Creepy.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Hey, hey.

[Greg (New VP)]

I'm sorry. A six foot three rabbit is creepy?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Oh, oh, hold on, hold on. Okay, Look, Santa's tired. Everybody seems to, you know, maybe, maybe be at each other's throats a little bit. Why don't we all sit down?

[Greg (New VP)]

Why?

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

Did I.

[Penelope]

Did I. It's the leprechauns. Did we miss our invite?

[Greg (New VP)]

Turn up the lights.

[Penelope]

Turn off the lights.

[Greg (New VP)]

Everyone would be cool.

[Penelope]

Everyone will Turn up them.

[Pete]

1, 2, 3, 4.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Hey, Riddle.

[Pete]

Riddle's Clue crew.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven day trial at patreon.com heyriddle riddle.

[Nicole Byer]

Hi, I'm Nicole Byer. Hi, I'm Sasheer Zamada. And this is the podcast Best Friends. And we're here at Headgum. So this is just a podcast where we just talk? Yeah, we're best friends. Yeah, we talk. And then we have a segment where we answer questions and queries so audience members can ask questions about friendships, and we can answer them to the best of our abilities. Yes, we are professional friends. We are professional friends. Subscribe to Best Friends on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Pocket Cast, or wherever you get your podcasts. And watch videos on YouTube. New episodes drop every Wednesday. That's the middle of a work week. I was deeply unhelpful to you during that whole thing.

[Penelope]

You were.

[Nicole Byer]

I'm really sorry. I felt the support. I was so okay. I was trying to be supportive.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Nicole Byer]

But I was like, I don't know. Reading seems pretty hard right now. It's a lot.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I think.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

You did good.

[Nicole Byer]

Thank you so much.

[Pete's Wife/Sister]

You're welcome.