Podcast Summary: Hey Riddle Riddle

Patreon Preview #368: Who Wants to be a JPCillionaire? Part 2

Date: March 27, 2026
Hosts: Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, John Patrick Coan (JPC)
Episode Theme:
A comedic, improvised riddle and trivia challenge in the style of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire," with Erin stepping up as the contestant trying to win (not so grand) prizes from the iconic game show, interlaced with the trio's signature banter and playful digressions.

1. Episode Overview

The episode continues the "Who Wants to be a JPCillionaire?" miniseries, a playful parody of the classic TV game show, with co-host Erin competing in a quiz show designed by JPC. The focus is less on high-stakes drama and more on humorous side conversations, sharp-witted jokes, and lighthearted jabs at each other’s expense. As always on Hey Riddle Riddle, riddles and puzzles take a backseat to improvisational comedy and inside jokes.

2. Key Discussion Points & Insights

Sequels, Prizes, and a Millionaire Parody (00:02 – 06:14)

• The episode opens with the trio riffing on sequels, leading into JPC announcing Erin as the next contestant in their ongoing quiz show.
  • Quote:
    Adal: "I will say that it's kind of important that you guys do like sequels because you're in one." (00:20)
• JPC recaps previous winnings (Adal allegedly won $8 but never received it) and sets Erin up for her shot at glory (and a possibly even grander prize).
  • Quote:
    JPC: "You did win eight bucks. Now, can I get confirmation that you received that $8?"
    Adal: “You cannot because I did not.” (01:11–01:19)
• Banter about outlandish prizes is a recurring joke.
  • Possible prizes range from grapes to a king-sized candy bar, none of which seem particularly appealing or attainable.

Game Setup & Lifelines (05:37 – 06:14)

• Erin is prepped with "lifelines" akin to the TV format: 50:50, "Call Adal," and "Ask Casey/KPC."
• Adal is encouraged to "warm up his brain" in case Erin fails early, referencing baseball bullpen routines:
  • Quote:
    Erin: “You're in the ball pen and you're getting your arm warmed up. I need you to get your brain warmed up, because I'm about to lose and you're about to be back up.” (05:21)

Running Gags & Sponsor Teasing (06:14 – 09:51)

• Bits involving “JPC tax” bank charges are woven in, playing on Erin's paranoia about fake subscription charges.
• The hosts drift into faux-ad segments for Rocket Money and Tempo Meals, cringing and clowning on advertising copy and personal finance apps.
  • Quote:
    JPC: “Lost another one to Rocket Money.” (08:11)
    Adal: “That’s not even coming from your phone.” (08:13)
• The group’s ad read parodies spiral into character bits, with Adal mocking the earnestness of the sponsor copy:
  • Quote:
    Erin: "Aaron my friend, you look it. But have I told you about Tempo?...Adal, I know you love Tempo." (08:37)

The Quiz: “Who Wants to be a JPCillionaire?” (09:52 – 13:55)

Question 1: Projectile and Slingshot (10:03 – 10:40)

• Question: “Which of these projectiles is normally shot from a slingshot? A) Stone, B) Arrow, C) Cannonball, D) Mom’s meatloaf”
• Humorous Responses:
  • Erin: “Vomit.”
  • JPC: “Mom’s meatloaf. Don’t flip that.”
  • Erin selects stone and wins her first prize—a grape.
  • Quote:
    JPC: “You have just won one grape.” (10:35)
    Erin: “One grape.” (10:40)
    JPC: “Italian Adal did this. The Italian made meatloaf his German.” (10:51)

Question 2: Giuliani’s Mayorship (10:59 – 12:00)

• Question: “From 1994 to 2001, Rudy Giuliani served as the 107th mayor of what city?”
• Erin jokes about Giuliani's infamous press conference and makes a dig at New York politics before confidently answering “New York City.”
• Prize: Ten grapes.
• Quote:
  Erin: “No, he’s my favorite person who ever confused the Four Seasons with the Four Seasons and had his hair dye dripping. I missed the Giuliani days, guys. It got so much worse after that. New York City, baby.” (11:37)

Question 3: Stir-fry Utensils (12:23 – 12:56)

• Question: “Which of these utensils is commonly used to stir fry food? A) Wok, B) Crock Pot, C) Colander, D) Rotisserie”
• Erin instantly selects “Wok” and pleads for a prize other than grapes.
• Prize: A pineapple.
• Associated Banter:
  • Adal muses about inventing a hybrid "wok pot." (13:03)

Question 4: Spy Animal (13:09 – 13:48)

• Question: “Which of these animal names is also a term often used to describe a spy? A) Bull, B) Mole, C) Flea, D) Tiger”
• Erin hams up the deliberation but quickly chooses “Mole.”
• Prize: A king-sized candy bar, with the type left to her selection.
• Banter:
  • JPC offers Erin the chance to walk away with her winnings—she quickly agrees.
  • Quote:
    Erin: "Which kind?"
    JPC: "Dealer’s choice, Erin." (13:49)

3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You did win eight bucks. Now, can I get confirmation that you received that $8?” – JPC (01:14)
• “You cannot because I did not.” – Adal (01:19)
• “You have just won one grape.” – JPC (10:35)
• “No, he’s my favorite person who ever confused the Four Seasons with the Four Seasons and had his hair dye dripping.” – Erin (11:37)
• “Italian Adal did this. The Italian made meatloaf his German.” – JPC (10:51)
• “Why don’t they make a wok pot?” – Adal (13:03)
• “You’re in the ball pen and you’re getting your arm warmed up. I need you to get your brain warmed up, because I’m about to lose and you’re about to be back up.” – Erin (05:21)

4. Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:02–00:33 – Opening banter and segue to quiz game
• 01:12–01:32 – The $8 prize joke and Adal’s unfulfilled winnings
• 05:10–05:21 – “Ball pen” bit and Adal as backup
• 06:18–08:15 – Extended Rocket Money (fake ad) riffing
• 09:52 – Start of the quiz: “Who Wants to be a JPCillionaire?”
• 10:03–10:40 – First quiz question and grape prize
• 11:23–12:14 – Giuliani question and musing on politics
• 12:23–12:56 – Stir-fry question, “wok pot” gag, and pineapple prize
• 13:09–13:48 – “Mole” spy question, king-sized candy bar
• 13:57 – Erin walks away with her candy bar, ending the quiz segment

5. Episode Tone & Style

• Full of quick-witted humor, inside jokes, and improvisational tangents.
• Lighthearted mockery of game show tropes and commercial interruptions.
• Surreal, sometimes absurd prize structure (grapes, pineapples, eventual candy bars).
• The trio’s camaraderie, teasing, and unique group dynamic shine throughout.

Summary Takeaway:
This Patreon preview episode of Hey Riddle Riddle exemplifies the podcast’s signature irreverent tone, blending a spoof of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” with playful jabs at sponsors, gameshow structure, and one another. Instead of cutthroat competition, listeners get a warm, funny, and delightfully unpredictable experience—perfect for fans of improv comedy and podcasting shenanigans.