Patreon Preview #381: Farmers Market

Summary

Hey Riddle Riddle – Patreon Preview #381: Farmers Market

Date: June 26, 2026
Hosts: Adal Rifai (Aaron), Erin Keif (Zara), John Patrick Coan (Dr. Coffee / JPC)
Podcast Theme: Comedic improvisation revolving around riddles, puzzles, and absurd banter, with a barely-there undercurrent of logic and wordplay.

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Episode Overview

This Patreon preview sees the trio exploring the chaos and comedy that erupts when the “Clue Crew” visits a fictional farmers market. Totes (canvas bags) are the obsession of the day; coffee, questionable medical advice, and relentless punning take center stage. While riddles are nominally promised, the humor is rooted in freeform improv, quick wordplay, and running inside jokes. This episode is an on-brand demonstration of absurd role-play, relentless riffing, and camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Farmers Market Totes & Puns

Timestamps: 01:12–03:18, 12:03–14:39

• Aaron (Adal) opens: Obsessing over his immense collection of tote bags and threatening to add more.
• Tote puns abound: “Totes totes my goats” (01:49), “three-breasted Total Recall tote” (02:01), “total eclipse of the heart tote” (02:28). The group escalates puns, riffing on pop culture and word mashups.
• Tote nerd-out: Aaron claims he sources totes at the market’s own custom tote booth, prompting Zara to reconsider using one (“Maybe I’ll just plan to make a tote purchase,” 03:08).
• Merch madness: Zara and Dr. Coffee debate puns and reference Spider-Man actors: “Tony Maguire tote or Andrew Garf tote?” (02:43).
• **Later, Donnie (a vendor persona) tries to sell Aaron a “tote loke tote” and a “Todor tote bag” (Game of Thrones joke: 13:38–14:09) while the hosts double-down with “teetotaler tote,” “TOTUS one,” and sitcom deep cuts (“the 2000s situational comedy Titus with Christopher Titus”: 14:09).
• Over-the-top sales: “Buy six, get six free. Pick six more, they're free.” (14:31) is the kind of logic the show thrives on—ridiculous value, ridiculous logic.

Notable Quote:

“Are you sure? Because then we’ll have to think of more tote puns if we go to that booth.” – Aaron (03:18)

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2. Coffee Stand Role-Play & Improv Doctor Routine

Timestamps: 03:23–07:03

• Zara needs caffeine: Zara frantically asks about coffee options, leading to an encounter with “Dr. Coffee” (JPC in full improv character).
• Name confusion/humor: “Mr. Coffee’s my dad. I’m Dr. Coffee.” (03:49)
• Aaron and Dr. Coffee riff: More tote-laden banter is left behind as Dr. Coffee begins diagnosing customers, much to their amusement.
• Comic pseudo-medical advice: Dr. Coffee warns Zara about looking “jaundiced” and suggests a small coffee (05:07).
• Surreal insurance stuff: Dr. Coffee claims the bill is $2,600 for coffee plus “diagnostics,” then pivots to fictitious “Red Cross Redshield” insurance for “refugees,” playing off Zara’s claim to “global refugee status” from the “JPC wars.” (06:32–07:33)
• Meta-joking: Zara parodies medical communication: “I just am never around a doctor, and I’d love to show you one of my organs.” (06:05)

Notable Quotes:

“Do you do skin inside the body? Like what if it’s in the throat?” – Zara (05:58)
“For refugees, this is refu— free… I shouldn’t make a joke out of refugees. I’m sorry for your plight.” – Dr. Coffee (07:33)

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3. Product Endorsements (in-Character & In-Universe)

Timestamps: 08:14–11:55

• In-character fake ad-reads: The hosts, still in character, discuss their favorite “Tempo” meal delivery service and “Quince” home goods—melding sponsor reads into the playful, improvisational narrative.
• Absurd product love: Aaron rhapsodizes about Tempo’s “filet mignon with creamy mushroom sauce,” and Zara proposes being the “tiny sharp fork” in their cuddle pile (08:59).
• Meta banter about clothes: Zara and Dr. Coffee extol Quince products using familiar podcast vocabulary but staying in the zone of their farmer’s market characters.

Notable Quotes:

“Let me get my tiny fork.” – Zara (09:34)
“I’m grilling up some pants.” – Dr. Coffee (11:50)

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4. Absurdist Market Interactions & More Puns

Timestamps: 12:03–14:39, intermittent throughout

• Decision fatigue at the tote stand: Aaron struggles to pick from “love tote tote” and other increasingly poorly-named bags.
• Donnie the vendor amps the hard sell with more and more derivative names. The group riffs on connections to pop culture, poorly aged references, and “buy six get six free” deals.

Notable Quotes:

“I have a specific teetotaler tote. Now this, you can put anything in it except alcohol.” – Zara (13:57)
“We’re missing out. We’re dumb if we don’t do this deal.” – Dr. Coffee (14:35)

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5. Breaking the Bit/Previewing the Full Episode

Timestamp: 14:39–end

• The hosts remind listeners that this is a preview, encouraging signups for Patreon to hear the rest.
• The tone becomes self-referential, referencing “Clue Crew” and the show’s barely-there focus on riddles.
• As is tradition, the closing digressions include mock advertisements and parodies of other podcasts, like “That Was Us” and “Jackass the Podcast.”

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Memorable Moments

• Relentless Tote Puns: The episode finds new depths (and new lows) in tote humor, parodying everything from Spider-Man to pop hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”
• Medical Banter as Role-Play: Dr. Coffee’s bedside manner veers from the surreal to the supercilious, blending parody of doctor tropes and chaotic improv.
• Meta-level Ad Reads: The group’s in-character ad delivery keeps the momentum alive, turning normally dry sponsor segments into part of the bit-filled universe.

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Notable Quotes by Timestamp

• “You’re gonna want more than one tote. Oh, brother.” – Aaron (01:26)
• “Sorry, Mr. Coffee’s my dad. I’m Dr. Coffee. I’m filling in for him today.” – Dr. Coffee (03:49)
• “Actually, you’re looking a little jaundiced. I would get a small.” – Dr. Coffee (05:07)
• “The skin is the world’s largest organ.” – Dr. Coffee (06:11)
• “For refugees, this is refu— free.” – Dr. Coffee (07:33)
• “Let me get my tiny fork.” – Zara (09:34)
• “I’m grilling up some pants.” – Dr. Coffee (11:50)
• “Now this, you can put anything in it except alcohol.” – Zara, on the “teetotaler tote” (13:57)
• “Buy six, get six free. Pick six more, they’re free.” – Donnie (14:31)

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Final Impressions

• Originality/Tone: As always with Hey Riddle Riddle, the line between riddle podcast and bits-for-their-own-sake is gleefully blurred. The hosts lean into their comedic chemistry, filling the episode with character work, running jokes, and absurd escalation.
• For fans: This episode’s preview is a microcosm of the show’s offbeat energy and camaraderie. If you love improv, deep-cut puns, and “the sound of friends doubling over in laughter at their own dumb jokes,” this is essential listening.

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Listen Further

Full episode available via Patreon: patreon.com/heyriddleriddle

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Aaron]

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[Zara]

Foreign.

[Dr. Coffee]

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[Aaron]

Do you guys need any more totes? I'm just looking at my tote collection in the car. Do you guys need more totes? Adult JPC totes.

[Zara]

I mean, I wasn't. I wasn't even planning on bringing one tote, am I? Should I bring a tote tote? Is it?

[Aaron]

Oh, you're gonna want more than one tote. Oh, brother. If you haven't been to this one, I got my one totes totally ready for the farmer's market tote. That one.

[Zara]

Yeah, I'll carry one. I'm gonna be. I'm more of a browser. I don't. I'm more of a browser at these things, so. But I'll carry. And I'm happy to carry. Happy to carry totes for anybody who wants a tote, you know.

[Dr. Coffee]

Oh, Aaron, can I have the totes totes? My goats 1. Let's see if there's like a local goat farm.

[Aaron]

Yeah, it's me being sort of possessive over goats on the totes. Do you see? These are my goats.

[Zara]

What is this three breasted tote or recall tote about do you like it

[Aaron]

or do you not like it? That's really all it's about.

[Zara]

I've seen this as like a T shirt, but as a tote, it's no, you know, it's interesting. I like it. I do like it.

[Dr. Coffee]

Now, I want to say that little guy in the tummy's name is Guado, but is that the guy from Star Wars?

[Aaron]

Mm, I'm not familiar with that I.P.

[Dr. Coffee]

aaron, you're not familiar with a guado?

[Aaron]

What's a guado with you? Is that something? Here's my total eclipse of the heart tote.

[Zara]

I guess I'll also grab this Tony Maguire one as well, just in case we need to pick up more stuff.

[Aaron]

You don't want my Andrew Garf tote instead? Or my Tom.

[Dr. Coffee]

Tom hall tote?

[Zara]

Aaron, you have a lot of totes. Do you buy all of these, or are these, like, promotional things? Like.

[Aaron]

I get them here. There's a tote stand here at my favorite farmer's market. Jpc, don't be a bowser. Be a Mario and buy some stuff here today.

[Zara]

Well, here's the thing, then. Maybe I won't take any of your totes. I didn't know that you could buy totes here. I will maybe just plan to make a tote purchase.

[Aaron]

Are you sure? Because then we'll have to think of more tote puns if we can go to that booth. It's fine. Let's go.

[Zara]

I have more. I have plenty more. Aaron, real quick, before we get in there, is there a place inside to get a coffee, or should we get coffee here or. I need the fucking coffee. I'm shaking you. I'm shaking you. Where's the. How do I get a. How do I get a coffee?

[Aaron]

There's a few booths right at the front. There's a guy, he's called Mr. Coffee. He'll make you something nice.

[Zara]

Okay?

[Aaron]

Hi.

[Dr. Coffee]

Are my ears burning? Did someone say Mr. Coffee? Sorry, Mr. Coffee's my dad. I'm Dr. Coffee. I'm filling in for him today.

[Aaron]

We'll leave you to it. Jpc, Adol and I are gonna sort through these totes.

[Dr. Coffee]

Yeah, we're gonna go find some fun.

[Zara]

I'll deal with this asshole. I'll see you guys soon. You said your name was.

[Donnie]

Sorry.

[Dr. Coffee]

My father's an asshole. I'm. Okay, okay. My name is Dr. Coffee. I'm Mr. Coffee's son.

[Zara]

I'm just kidding. I love your coat.

[Dr. Coffee]

You love what?

[Zara]

Your coat.

[Dr. Coffee]

Oh, I thought you said my tote.

[Zara]

Are those for sale or is that a personal tote?

[Dr. Coffee]

This is a personal tote because once I shut down the stand, I am gonna, you know, just peruse.

[Zara]

Okay. Okay, cool.

[Dr. Coffee]

Yeah.

[Zara]

So you are serving coffee even though you're serving. I am serving coffee fully dressed as a.

[Dr. Coffee]

Here at the Bell park farmer's market. You ever been to the Bell park farmer's market?

[Zara]

It's the first time I'm here with friends, and they are gone. They are gone. But, yeah, I'm here with friends I'm catch up with. I'm gonna catch up with them later. I just have to get a coffee.

[Dr. Coffee]

I don't like the look of that skin. Tag.

[Zara]

I'm sorry.

[Dr. Coffee]

I don't like the look of that skin. You know what? I'm not here as a doctor today. I'm Mr. Coffee.

[Zara]

Okay, I've never heard that. Is that a slur I'm not familiar with? I don't.

[Dr. Coffee]

Mr. Coffee. No, Mr. Coffee's my dad. I'm Dr. Coffee.

[Zara]

I'll have a large coffee. Do you have cold brew or is it just.

[Dr. Coffee]

Actually, you're looking a little jaundiced. I would get a small. You know what? You know what? Whatever you want. We also have an ube.

[Zara]

No. No way. No UBE for me.

[Dr. Coffee]

I didn't finish. We have a ube sparkling water.

[Zara]

It better be ube free. The next words out of your mouth better be ube hyphen free. Because otherwise there's no way that I want any ube. I want nothing ube.

[Dr. Coffee]

Okay, what seems to be the problem?

[Zara]

They get out of my coffee.

[Dr. Coffee]

Baby, I love your way, but I don't, though.

[Zara]

So I went, yeah, it's the same song. I just don't like food. Bay. One large coffee. Unless you have cold brew. Then I'll take a cold brew.

[Dr. Coffee]

Okay. One large coffee and one large cold brew.

[Zara]

Hey, while I got you here, what kind of.

[Dr. Coffee]

Well, I have you here.

[Zara]

Well, I've got you here. We've got each other here. What kind of doctor are you?

[Dr. Coffee]

I'm a skin and throat doctor.

[Zara]

Do you do skin inside the body? By what if it's in the throat? No, it's more organs. God. I just. I'm never around a doctor, and I'd love to show you one of my organs.

[Dr. Coffee]

Okay, which one? The skin.

[Zara]

It's.

[Dr. Coffee]

The skin is the world's largest organ.

[Zara]

World's largest.

[Dr. Coffee]

Well, actually, the world's largest organ is in.

[Zara]

Dun, dun, dun, dun. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Dr. Coffee]

To the church in Panama.

[Zara]

No, I think it's my gallbladder. My gallbladder has been killing me recently. I'd love to just kind of pop. Pop it out a little bit and have you take a. Take a gander. But, you know, I'm not a doctor

[Dr. Coffee]

today, but I will say doctors tend to hate when you say my blank is killing me because we'll let you know if that's the case. Does that make sense? It's a little hyperbolic. Well, here is your large coffee. Here's your large cold brew. Also, I did some diagnostics, so that will be $2,600. Will you be paying in one installment?

[Zara]

Do you take Blue Cross, Blue Shield or We don't. Okay, good. I do not have insurance, so I just wanted to.

[Dr. Coffee]

We take Red Cross redshield.

[Zara]

I've not heard of that one. I've heard of the American.

[Dr. Coffee]

You never heard of the Red Cross?

[Zara]

I've heard of that. I didn't. I've never heard of it in the context of insurance before. Technically, my people were killed in the JPC wars, so I am a. I believe I have a laminated global refugee status card. So I think. I think the. I should be on Red Cross insurance with this as well.

[Dr. Coffee]

Well, for refugees, this is refue free. I shouldn't make a joke out of refugees. I'm sorry for your plight.

[Zara]

Many JPCs died.

[Aaron]

I'm waiting for a coffee.

[Dr. Coffee]

Huh?

[Aaron]

There's a long line formed.

[Dr. Coffee]

Ube.

[Aaron]

No, I had just like a cold brew with a little bit of whole milk. Okay.

[Dr. Coffee]

I do.

[Aaron]

And I also like, have a little bit of like. Like stiffness here.

[Dr. Coffee]

Yeah. Under my shoulder. Okay. Yeah. Just have us have a seat. Let me crack my knuckles here. Jpc, why don't you go ahead and off and then I'm gonna go ahead and just keep.

[Zara]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. I'm gonna walk away. And I assume you're gonna keep working here.

[Aaron]

Hey, guys. Can't talk long. A very crazy week. I've got about 60 seconds to hang out with you guys. I'm really on the go this time of the year.

[Zara]

Okay, we don't have to talk. I just want to kind of spend our minute hanging out, cuddling if everyone's cool with that.

[Aaron]

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[Dr. Coffee]

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[Zara]

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[Dr. Coffee]

Ow.

[Aaron]

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[Zara]

Let me get my tiny fork.

[Johnny Knoxville]

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[Dr. Coffee]

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[Aaron]

Wow.

[Dr. Coffee]

Don't say a word, Maria. But thanks for coming.

[Zara]

Dynamite smile.

[Dr. Coffee]

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[Zara]

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[Dr. Coffee]

Sharapova, you're snuggling us too. Don't say a word.

[Aaron]

Don't say a word. It's really nice to see you.

[Dr. Coffee]

Don't say anything.

[Aaron]

This sweater's so hot. Why am I wearing a sweater during the summer?

[Dr. Coffee]

Aaron pulls down sunglasses. Aaron, baby, get with the times. All right.

[Aaron]

Cool vibe.

[Dr. Coffee]

It's summer.

[Aaron]

Ish.

[Dr. Coffee]

Perhaps. And you have to go to Quint's to get some lightweight, breathable Quint's wearables.

[Aaron]

Oh, that sounds so nice. I love quints.

[Dr. Coffee]

Yeah.

[Zara]

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[Aaron]

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[Dr. Coffee]

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[Aaron]

Oh, cute.

[Zara]

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[Dr. Coffee]

Quince.com riddle Aaron, I'm grilling up some pants.

[Aaron]

Yum. Wait, what?

[Dr. Coffee]

Summer baby. Adel.

[Aaron]

I think I'M gonna get a hot tote go tote today, but I'm gonna keep an open mind.

[Dr. Coffee]

Yeah. Oh, I didn't have time to think of any.

[Aaron]

No, you were busy.

[Dr. Coffee]

Tote. Is that fun?

[Aaron]

Oh, the love tote is a really cute tote. There's a boat on it.

[Zara]

Zara, are you looking at this love tote tote? I think it would look great on you. Try to make a decision.

[Aaron]

Don't let this guy try to oversell you. They work on commission, so just be careful.

[Zara]

There she is, My best customer. Aaron, darling, how are you?

[Aaron]

Good, good. Donnie, it's so good to see you. You loving the new totes this week? Can you show me some of the new stuff you've got?

[Zara]

I would be happy to. Be happy to. I got that tote loke tote that you were asking me about.

[Aaron]

Why was I asking you about that? Because I don't know what that is. I don't know what that means or what that is.

[Dr. Coffee]

The guy who's saying funky comedina. Two words that I'm now realizing sound insane together.

[Zara]

I thought you had said that you wished that you had a blank check to buy as many totes as possible, and I kind of ran with that and did it and made you a tote loke. I'm sorry. I assumed that was more to your liking. I apologize. You know what? I may have misread everything about what you want in a tote. Why don't you just browse and let me know if anything looks good to the two of you?

[Aaron]

Sure. I silently browse.

[Dr. Coffee]

Okay. I see there's a Todor tote bag.

[Zara]

Yes, that is. Game of Thrones is still very popular. Is that what we were going for?

[Dr. Coffee]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Todor.

[Zara]

Yes, Todor.

[Dr. Coffee]

I don't know what else that could be.

[Aaron]

Hold the tour. Right.

[Zara]

I have a specific teetotaler tote. Now this. You can put anything in it except alcohol. Yeah, okay.

[Dr. Coffee]

What about this TOTUS one? Is that a play on SCOTUS?

[Zara]

That is a play on the 2000s era situational comedy Titus with Christopher Titus. And I want to say, Ooh, who played the dad? Stacy Keach.

[Dr. Coffee]

I always confuse him in Power's booth.

[Zara]

You owe me a soda. I always do, too. I always do, too. Yes. Anything else? I mean, I could ring all of these up.

[Aaron]

No, no.

[Zara]

Buy six, get six free. Pick six more, they're free.

[Aaron]

Think of that.

[Dr. Coffee]

Stupid not to. We're missing out. We're dumb if we don't do this. Deal.

[Zara]

One, two, three, four.

[Aaron]

Hey, Riddle.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Riddle's.

[Zara]

Clue Crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free 7 day trial at patreon.com heyriddle riddle

[Aaron]

hi, I am Mandy Moore.

[Dr. Coffee]

Sterling K. Brown. And I'm Chris Sullivan. And we host the podcast that Was Us.

[Aaron]

Each episode we're gonna go into a deep dive from our show.

[Johnny Knoxville]

This is us.

[Dr. Coffee]

That's right.

[Aaron]

We're gonna go episode by episode. We're also gonna pepper in episodes with different guest stars and writers and casting directors.

[Dr. Coffee]

Are we gonna cry?

[Zara]

Yes, a little bit.

[Dr. Coffee]

Are we gonna laugh a lot?

[Zara]

A whole lot.

[Dr. Coffee]

That's what I'm hoping, man.

[Donnie]

Listen to that Was Us on your favorite podcast app.

[Dr. Coffee]

Or watch full video episodes on YouTube or Spotify. New episodes every Tuesday.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

[Dr. Coffee]

And I'm Jeff Tremaine.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Welcome to Jackass the Podcast, a new show coming to, coming to.

[Dr. Coffee]

That's what it is.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

[Dr. Coffee]

And I'm Jeff Tremaine.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Welcome to Jackass the Podcast, a new show now on Headgum.

[Donnie]

Woo hoo.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Woo.

[Dr. Coffee]

I've learned a Jackass movie has to be really 90 minutes. Every minute over is a minute to go.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Apparently there's only so much butthole you can take. We're going to take you behind the scenes of our entire history. All the best bits, bad behavior and even worse decisions.

[Zara]

All of it.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Sometimes we don't make the right decisions. Jeff.

[Zara]

I noticed that every so often with

[Johnny Knoxville]

guests like Spike Jonze.

[Dr. Coffee]

I think let's commit to Jackass the Podcast.

[Zara]

What was it going to be called?

[Johnny Knoxville]

The Jackass Podcast.

[Zara]

Jackass Podcast.

[Dr. Coffee]

Without you, the IQ drops significantly.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Steve O. There's a strong chance that were it

[Zara]

not for Jackass, that I would be in clown makeup. Right?

[Aaron]

Right.

[Johnny Knoxville]

This man, Chris Ponus.

[Dr. Coffee]

That shot of your butt just cruising up, I'm like, yeah, I got that on tv. God bless us.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Dave England.

[Zara]

Yeah, when you come in and you're

[Dr. Coffee]

being really nice, I'm like, damn it, something bad's going to happen to me.

[Johnny Knoxville]

We man.

[Dr. Coffee]

Jeff grabbed me from the back of the head and threw a punch. The whole bar just stopped and wanted to kill me, like.

[Johnny Knoxville]

And some of the crew. Crew that's been with us from the beginning.

[Zara]

I had to share a room with this guy.

[Donnie]

I left a nice surprise in the

[Johnny Knoxville]

toilet for him every time. Apparently he hates to flush. Subscribe to Jackass the Podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Pocket Cast, or wherever the hell you get podcasts.

[Dr. Coffee]

Our new episodes drop on June 18th. Look out for new episodes in your

[Johnny Knoxville]

feed every Thursday, watch video episodes on YouTube and and follow along with us on Instagram and TikTok @JackassThePodcast. What were we just talking about?

[Zara]

Probably buttholes.

[Donnie]

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