Command Performance

Summary

Hollywood 360 – “Command Performance” Episode Summary

Date: March 11, 2025
Hosts: Carl Amari, Lisa Wolf
Notable Guest/Caller: Bill from Norwich, Illinois

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Episode Overview

This episode of Hollywood 360 takes listeners on a delightful journey through classic entertainment, combining lighthearted games, classic rock trivia, vintage radio, and showbiz banter. The highlight is a presentation of the 1945 radio special “Command Performance,” featuring legends like Frank Sinatra, the Andrews Sisters, and Nelson Eddy, designed to entertain troops during World War II. Throughout, hosts Carl Amari and Lisa Wolf infuse their signature warmth, trivia, and playful competitiveness.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. “Name That Tune” Classic Rock Game

(00:38 – 08:30)

• Setup: Lisa Wolf moderates a “Name That Tune” challenge with host Carl Amari and listener-caller Bill.
• Banter: Carl and Lisa tease each other and Bill about pizza cravings and their trivia prowess.
• Listener Highlight: Bill from Norwich, Illinois, shows impressive knowledge of classic rock, “creaming” Carl in the competition.
• Notable Song Clues & Answers (approximate timestamps given at first mention or reveal):
  • Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns N’ Roses (03:38)
  • Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas (04:22)
  • Dream On by Aerosmith (05:03)
  • Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin (05:56)
  • We Will Rock You by Queen (06:45)
  • Livin’ on a Prayer by Bon Jovi (07:44)
• Quotes:
  • Bill: “Oh, I’m not a big fan, but all right.” (04:08 – about Sweet Child O’ Mine)
  • Carl: “Man, you’re good. I’m getting smoked over here.” (04:33)
  • Lisa: “I feel like Bill—Bill could be doing this!” (05:05)
• Results: Bill dominates, Carl playfully laments his defeat.
  • Carl: “I have no chance here, I don’t think, against Bill.” (05:37)
  • Lisa: “I’m not expecting no victories for Carl tonight.” (06:33)
  • Carl: “Bill, you’re amazing.” (08:06)

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2. Introduction to “Command Performance”

(10:55 – 12:23)

• Overview: Carl introduces “Command Performance,” a WWII-era radio variety show made to entertain U.S. troops.
  • “It really and truly had the biggest entertainers in Hollywood… quite the effort for our boys and girls fighting overseas.” (10:55)
• Performers featured in this 1945 episode: Frank Morgan (emcee), Frank Sinatra, Andrews Sisters, Nelson Eddy, Sons of the Pioneers.

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3. “Command Performance” 1945 Radio Show Excerpt

(12:23 – 46:35)

A richly comic and musical romp featuring vintage banter, musical performances, and Hollywood’s biggest names—presented as it originally aired:

Opening Monologue & Comedy

(12:23 – 16:19)

• Frank Morgan’s Comic Banter: Morgan humorously addresses rumors about peeking into Greta Garbo’s windows.
  • Morgan: “Why, the idea… that’s an outrage, a lie, a fabrication of the most vicious kind. Well, Frank, I’m sorry, but I understand. I’ve never been so humiliated.” (13:15)
• Running gags about washing windows, his own home, and confusion about the Andrews Sisters’ numbers.

Andrews Sisters Performance: “One Meatball”

(16:19 – 20:32)

• Delivered with energy and tailored dedications to various military listeners and units.

Frank Morgan & Frank Sinatra Skit

(20:34 – 22:52)

• “Morgan the ladies’ man” VS “Frank Sinatra, heartthrob for a new generation.”
  • Morgan: “I was the Frank Sinatra of my day.” (21:17)
  • Sinatra: “I know just what you went through, Daddy.” (21:26)
• Playful age banter and references to Sinatra’s popularity.

Frank Sinatra Sings “Saturday Night (Is the Loneliest Night of the Week)”

(28:31 – 33:15)

• Preceded by humorous back-and-forth about who’s the better singer and a joke about Morgan’s “ladies’ man” days.
  • Sinatra croons the song for the troops:
    • “Saturday night is the loneliest night of the week, ’cause that’s the night that my sweetie and I used to dance cheek to cheek.” (29:06)
  • Morgan (after): “That was fine, Frankie.” (33:13)

Brenda & Cobena Skit

(33:15 – 35:17)

• Comic sketches about “old-fashioned” girls and wartime woes.
  • Brenda: “It must be that flower bag I wear for bloomers.” (33:24)
  • Joke about being elected “Miss Sad Sack of 1945.”

Sons of the Pioneers Perform “Cool Water”

(36:06 – 38:35)

• Western-themed musical reprieve for homesick GIs.

Nelson Eddy Recites “Invictus” by William Ernest Henley

(38:35 – 40:21)

• Stirring, dramatic reading followed by praise:
  • Morgan: “Gee whiz, what a voice. Yeah, look at the chest on that guy…” (41:36)

Sinatra & Eddy Banter and Musical Parody Skit

(41:53 – 44:25)

• Comedy about their singing styles—Sinatra ribbed for his crooning and “bobby-soxer” popularity.
• Silly melodramatic “mystery” about “who shot Nelson Eddy.”

Show Finale

(44:25 – 46:35)

• Lighthearted conclusion and sign-off from Frank Morgan.

  • Morgan: “Try and be around same time next week when Command Performance mixes up another concoction of music and laughter with a dash of bitters, of course.” (45:29)

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4. Host Commentary: Legacy and Nostalgia

(46:35 – 47:00)

• Carl enlightens listeners: “For those of you who recognize that voice but just can’t place him, that’s Frank Morgan, he was the great and wonderful Oz in The Wizard of Oz.” (46:35)
• Lisa and Carl share appreciation for “classic” music and radio.

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5. This Month in Music History

(46:54 – 47:29)

• Lisa plays “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd as music history trivia.
  • Carl: “I like 1974 music.” (47:29)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Carl to Lisa, about the classic rock game:

  • “I have no chance here, I don’t think, against Bill.” (05:37)
  • “If I get one, it'll be like a victory for me.” (05:42)

• Bill, on seeing Kansas live:

  • “It’s a great song. I saw them live twice. Very good.” (04:39)

• Lisa, on “We Will Rock You”:

  • “And Rolling Stone ranked it 330 out of the 500 greatest songs of all time. And I have to agree.” (07:00)

• Frank Morgan’s signature self-deprecating wit (as MC):

  • “I have more vim, vigor and vitality in my little finger than you have in your whole body.” (21:13)

• Sinatra’s self-aware charm:

  • “Well, can I try for 64?” (21:10, joking about Frank Morgan’s age)

• Carl, explaining Morgan’s fame:

  • “That Frank Morgan, he was the great and wonderful Oz…” (46:35)

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Episode Structure & Flow

• Brief host banter and nostalgia
• High-energy interactive games (“Name That Tune”)
• Presentation and introduction of an uncut classic radio show
• Classic radio show excerpt: musical acts, sketch comedy, star appearances
• Educative and entertaining asides on music and radio history
• Segue into further classic entertainment (e.g., preview of next radio show)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp (MM:SS) | |---|---| | “Name That Tune” Begins | 02:25 | | Bill Wins at Trivia | 03:38–07:48 | | “Command Performance” Introduction | 10:55 | | “Command Performance” Airs | 12:23–46:35 | | Sinatra’s “Saturday Night…” | 28:31–33:15 | | Host Wrap-up & This Month in Music | 46:35–47:29 |

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Summary

This Hollywood 360 episode masterfully blends old and new. Listeners are treated to energetic music trivia, engaging host-guest dynamics, and the genuine joy of rediscovering entertainment from the golden age of radio. The 1945 broadcast of “Command Performance” serves as a heartfelt tribute to veterans and a showcase of classic comedic and musical talent, capped by playful host commentary and a dash of rock-and-roll nostalgia.

Whether you’re a classic radio fan or just love showbiz camaraderie, this episode brims with charm, wit, and history—a genuine celebration of entertainment across generations.

Transcript

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[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Foreign.

[Carl Amari]

Reflecting on Classic Radio Hollywood 360 with your host Carl Amari.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

He was like a God walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine.

[Carl Amari]

They made Sinatra look like a hobo.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

This your place called? What do you think? Really? It's really awful, but I have a lot of things that are on order. You know, credit trouble, pay more attention.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

To your schoolwork and listen to the radio. You always listen to the radio. It's different. Our lives are ruined already.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

The Whistler this tape will self destruct in five seconds.

[Carl Amari]

Hello everyone, I'm Carl Amari and this is Hollywood360, the radio show that presents all things entertainment including trivia, contests and games, movie reviews, celebrity interviews, showbiz news and classic radio shows. My co host is the imminent Lisa Wolf. In this hour, MC Frank Morgan welcomes Frank Sinatra, the Andrew Sisters, Nelson Eddy and a host of others to command performance from 1945. But first it's named that tune. Lisa Wolf Cullen will play short clips from popular classic rock songs and a Hollywood360 listener contestant named Bill and I will try to name that tune. Right, Lisa?

[Lisa Wolf]

That's right, Carl. You can't complain tonight because classic rock is one of the categories that you like.

[Carl Amari]

Yeah, it's true. And I also like Bill.

[Lisa Wolf]

And I like Bill too. We've got Bill on the phone from Norwich, Illinois. Bill, it's good to hear from you.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Yes, I'm glad to finally get through.

[Lisa Wolf]

And well, I mean it's tough. There's millions out there calling.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

So you know Wild Bill.

[Lisa Wolf]

Yes, that's right.

[Carl Amari]

What's up Bill? Good to hear your voice.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

I had pizza today.

[Carl Amari]

Good man.

[Lisa Wolf]

It's so funny because as soon as Mike said you were on the phone, what did I just say to you, Carl? I said I. He doesn't listen I said I have a taste for pizza.

[Carl Amari]

Well, happy Veterans Day coming up here, Belle. And we're going to play Name that Tune.

[Lisa Wolf]

That's right. These are classic rock songs. I'm going to play a clip. As soon as you know the title, not the artist, Carl. As soon as. Now the title shouted out. Here is the first song. Sound familiar? Yep.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Child of Mine.

[Lisa Wolf]

Yes, I will take that, Sweet. Child of Mine is absolutely right. Yay, Bill. This is Guns N Roses. And this was on their debut album called Appetite for Destruction, released in 1988, and it was the band's only number one single.

[Carl Amari]

I have an Appetite for Pizza.

[Lisa Wolf]

Well, I said that already, so you can't say it.

[Carl Amari]

Bill is on the board. Wild Bill.

[Lisa Wolf]

There you go.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Wild Bill.

[Lisa Wolf]

You like that song, Bill?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Oh, I'm not a big fan, but all right.

[Lisa Wolf]

Maybe the next is. I like the Voice. All right, let's see how you do on the next one.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Carry On Wayward Son. Wow. Bill.

[Lisa Wolf]

That is right. This is Kansas. Carry on my wayward son, 1977. The song peaked at number 11.

[Carl Amari]

Man, you're good. I'm getting smoked over here.

[Lisa Wolf]

What do you think of this song? Do you like it any better, Bill?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

It's a great song. I saw them live twice. Very good.

[Lisa Wolf]

All right.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Wow.

[Lisa Wolf]

I mean, obviously, I'm choosing songs that I appreciate, so.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Wow. Bill.

[Lisa Wolf]

All right, we're on a strong start.

[Carl Amari]

I'm getting creamed over here.

[Lisa Wolf]

Okay. As usual. Here's the next song.

[Carl Amari]

Time Weaver or something like that.

[Lisa Wolf]

Time Weaver.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Now, Dream On.

[Lisa Wolf]

Dream On. You were thinking of Dreamweaver and Dream on and I don't know. This is Dream On. Aerosmith is absolutely right. I feel like Bill. Bill could be doing this. Bill, who wrote the song?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Oh, gosh. Steve Tyler.

[Lisa Wolf]

Steven Tyler, exactly right. This was their first major hit, and this truly became a classic rock radio staple. Released in 73. I mean, this is good.

[Carl Amari]

Who do you think sings better, me or Steven Tyler?

[Lisa Wolf]

I was going to say Bill, but okay.

[Carl Amari]

I have no chance here. I don't think against Phil.

[Lisa Wolf]

That's true. That seems to be the way the night's going.

[Carl Amari]

Maybe. If I get it, I think I'll. If I get one, it'll be like a victory for me. So let's see.

[Lisa Wolf]

That's right. All right, well, don't give it to him, Bill. Okay. He's got to work for it.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Trying my best.

[Lisa Wolf]

Okay, here's the next one.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Stairway to Heaven.

[Lisa Wolf]

That is correct by.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Oh, that's Zeppelin.

[Lisa Wolf]

That's Led Zeppelin released. When was it Released.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Bill. Oh, gosh. I'm not good on the years.

[Lisa Wolf]

That's all right. What do you think?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

76?

[Carl Amari]

I'd say 7. I say 74.

[Lisa Wolf]

71.

[Carl Amari]

71.

[Lisa Wolf]

And written by the band's guitarist, Jimmy Page and vocalist Robert Plant.

[Carl Amari]

Who sings better, me or Robert Plant?

[Lisa Wolf]

Bill.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

I don't know about that.

[Lisa Wolf]

This is really often regarded popular rock songs.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

No.

[Lisa Wolf]

Well, I'm not expecting no victories for Carl tonight.

[Carl Amari]

How many left?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Two.

[Carl Amari]

Okay. I got two chances.

[Lisa Wolf]

All right. Come on, Bill, let's go. We got to have a clean sweep here. Okay.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

We will rock you.

[Carl Amari]

Wow.

[Lisa Wolf]

That is correct.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Bye.

[Lisa Wolf]

Bye.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Oh, that's Queen.

[Lisa Wolf]

That's right. For the year was 19. What?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Oh, man.

[Lisa Wolf]

1970. What?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

4.

[Lisa Wolf]

77. The album was News of the World. And Rolling stone ranked it 330 out of the 500 greatest songs of all time. And I have to agree. All right, we've got one more to go.

[Carl Amari]

All right.

[Lisa Wolf]

Come on, Bill. Here we go.

[Carl Amari]

I don't know.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Oh, no. I don't know.

[Lisa Wolf]

Yes, you do.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

You.

[Lisa Wolf]

You like this.

[Carl Amari]

I don't know.

[Lisa Wolf]

You do. I promise you.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

I don't know.

[Lisa Wolf]

So close.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

I don't know.

[Lisa Wolf]

You know, Bill.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

It's hard.

[Lisa Wolf]

No, it's tough. All right, I'll give it to you guys. This is Bon Jovi.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Yeah.

[Lisa Wolf]

Living on a Prayer. It was written by us.

[Carl Amari]

That's Living on a Prayer.

[Lisa Wolf]

Yes. Released in 1986. The band signature song.

[Carl Amari]

Here's what I have to say. Phil is wild. He is wild.

[Lisa Wolf]

That is absolutely right.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

You weren't as quick tonight.

[Carl Amari]

Carl, mop the floor with me.

[Lisa Wolf]

He's slowing down. Bill, what can you do?

[Carl Amari]

Bill, you're amazing.

[Lisa Wolf]

Bill, you're on your aame. And thanks for calling in and thanks for that little pizza tip. Now we're all about it.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

I'm gonna send you talk with you all. And I enjoyed your choices tonight. Lisa.

[Lisa Wolf]

Very well, buddy. I'll try to keep up the good work.

[Carl Amari]

Have a great one. I'm gonna send you some fun CDs. And happy veterans Day, buddy.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Thank you much.

[Carl Amari]

Appreciate it. Take care.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Take care.

[Carl Amari]

You, too.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

All right.

[Carl Amari]

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[Bill (Listener Caller)]

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[Carl Amari]

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[Lisa Wolf]

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[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

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[Carl Amari]

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[Lisa Wolf]

Do all the time.

[Carl Amari]

Yeah, me too. All right, Command Performance, it was a variety show created to entertain our troops fighting until it's over over there. It premiered in March of 1942, ended in 1946, and it really and truly had the biggest entertainers in Hollywood. It was produced by the War Department and CBS and NBC donated their studios and celebrities donated their time. This was quite the effort for our boys and girls fighting overseas. This is a broadcast from January 25, 1945 and Frank Sinatra is on this show. Frank Morgan is the emcee. You also have the Andrew Sisters. You have Nelson Eddy, the Sons of the Pioneers. Tons of great, great stars. Lot of fun, lot of laughs and a lot of music. Here's part one of Command.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Command Performance usa, the greatest entertainers in America, as requested by you, the men and women in the United States armed forces throughout the world. Command Performance presented this week and every week till it's over over there. Hi there, gang. This is Ken Carpenter swinging open the door on another session of the mostest, the bestest and the loudest. As per your request to Command Performance, Armed Forces Radio, Los Angeles, usa. Tonight, we thought we were really going to pull something out of the bag for you. And present as your mistress of ceremonies, the one and only Greta Garbo. So Command Performance scouts went out to Greta Garbo's house. And when they rang the bell, received no answer. However, they did notice a gentleman standing atop a step ladder peeking into her window. And here he is in person, Frank Morgan. Well, thank you, fellows. And just hold on there, Ken Karpenist. I want to settle something right now. Why, the idea of accusing me of peeking into Greta Garbo's window. That's an outrage. A lie. A fabrication of the most vicious kind. Well, Frank, I'm sorry, but I understand. I've never been so humiliated. What a libelous statement. What preposterous prevarication. What big feature she had.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Where am I?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Where are you? Well, you're still up on that ladder. Well, help me down. I gotta go to a broadcast. Command Performance, USA Frank, you are at the broadcast. You still haven't explained what you were doing up on that ladder. Well, what's wrong with washing the windows in my own house? Oh, but the ladder was up against Greta Garbo's house. Well, I've seen everything in my house. Besides, if my wife caught me looking in the window, she'd probably steal my ladder, and then where would I be anyhow, Carmen, I don't see where this is any of your business. No, just because I like to help out my neighbors. Trim a hedge for this one, mow a lawn for that one. Spray an orange tree here and pick up a tomato there. What do you mean? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Pick up a tomato? You mean, pick a tomato? Are you gonna tell me how to get my tomatoes anyhow? Ken, I wish you'd stop asking me all these silly questions. And don't be so worried about Greta Garbo. I often drop over to Greta Garbo's house for a cup of coffee and a go at her smorgasbord. But enough of this. Who is that charming young lady standing in the wing? That isn't a young lady, Frank. Those are the Andrews Sisters. Oh, there's two of them. No, no, there's three of them. Oh, well, I Don't see very well without my ladder. I mean, my grand. Come on out, girls. The End Sister Jane.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Hiya, fellas. This is Patty, this is Maxine, and this is laverne. Say, Ken, can I ask you a question?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Why, sure, Patty.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Where's Dick Tracy?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Dick Tracy? I don't know. Why?

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Well, that fella standing there, isn't he Vitamin Flint Heart?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

No, no, Penny, no. That's not Vitamin Flint Heart. That's bourbon and bitters. Morgan. Sometimes known as Frank Morgan.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Well, you know, I've seen him someplace before. Me too. Oh, now, I know. He's the nice man who washed our windows the other day. And he brought his own squeegee.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Windows. Windows. Oh, yes. Hello there, girls. I'm glad to. You see. See you again.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

By the way, Mr. Morgan, how much do we owe you for washing our windows?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Oh, nothing. The pleasure was all mine. Now, children, tell me, what are you going to sing?

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Well, I tell you what we'd like to do. We'd like to serve you a musical platter of one meatball with a dash of seasoning for Lanham, Beckett, Stein, Mimi g Ello and First Stone at Apo 827. Charlie's Hot Bombers, 52 0, Dave Grenzinger and the gang at 24 1. Homesick, Dirty Danny and the Lover at 464. The snoot is out of town for a moment right here, but Dan Lundy at 23 0. PFC Bob Landers and his Marine Medic Associates. Ed Gunney, 520 and the whole gang and Frog Manger with the Burma Metropolitan Opera and a flock of sports CBs at Navy 3250 Chowhound, Brown Bay Window Williams, Swamp Water Huggins, Tanker Willis, Wampus Cat Williams, Timber Wolf, Weaver and the Wolf. Wow. Thought I'd never get that out. So come on, Meredith, let's bounce the old meatball, huh? A little man walked up and down and found an eating place in town. He looked the menu through and through to see what 15 cents could do. One meatball, one meatball. He could afford but one meatball. He told a waiter near at hand the simple dinner he had planned. The folks were startled one and all to hear that waiter loudly call one. One meatball. One meatball. Hey, this dear gen wants one meatball. The little man felt ill at ease and said, some bread, sir, if you please. The waiter's voice right down the hall. You get snow bread with one meatball. One meatball, One meatball. You get snow bread with one meatball What a way to make a living. Honestly, the little man felt very bad. But one meatball was all he had. Now in his dreams, he hears that call. You get no bread with one.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

One meatball.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

One meatball. I hear me crying. One meatball. You get no bread with one meatball. One meatball. One meatball. You get no bread with one meatball.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

That. That was swell, girls. Thank you.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Well, thank you, Mr. Morgan. Who are you going to introduce now?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Well, now, let me see. It says here Frank Sinatra.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

You mean Frankie?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Yes.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Gee, I'm thrilled. I'm excited. I'm the firm.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Well, girls, if you'll pardon me, we'll go right ahead with the show. Gentlemen of the aef, by your request, Frank Sinata. Well, thank you a lot, Mr. Morgan. Well, Frankie, my boy, I'm sure glad you dropped in. I'd like to get some pointers. I mean, I'd like to talk things over with you. I'd like to talk to you too, Mr. Morgan. You see, I hear you're quite a ladies man. Oh, really, Frankie. To tell the truth, when I was a young man, I was a bear cat. I'm in a bearcat with a lady. I tell you, I used to be go out with the girls and dance all night. Of course, now I'm a little older and I don't dance so much. Now, Mr. Morgan, I don't think you're very old. Oh, thank you. How. How old would you say I was? Well, let me see. I'll give you a hint. Don't go over 32. Well, can I try for 64? None of that, young man. I'll have you know that I have more vim, vigor and vitality in my little finger than you have in your whole body. Well, it figures your little finger is bigger than I am. Yes, so it is. Anyway, Frankie, getting back to Morgan, the ladies man, I'll let you in on a little secret. I was the Frank Sinatra of my day. That's so. Well, I know just what you went through, Daddy. What's the claim and what tribute they used to pay me? Why, after crowds of girls would get me in a corner, tear off bits of my clothing, pluck buttons off my shoes and hold up their bustles for autographs. What's a bustle? What's that? That's the calico version of Don't Fence Me In.

[Carl Amari]

All right, that's the first portion of Command Performance going back to January 25, 1945. That is Frank Morgan as MC with Frank Sinatra bantering with him there. And Frank's about to sing. Saturday night is the loneliest night of the week when we come back from the break. Hope you're enjoying this. It's our Veterans Day show. We want to salute our veterans. And we're playing shows that I think that they would like the most, including command performance. Lisa was just talking to one of our listeners ordering 120 for 120.

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[Carl Amari]

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[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Yes, Frankie, the fair sex really pursued me. After I had done the show. I dashed my hotel, sneak up to my room, lock the door, slide the bolt and put a chair under the doorknob, afraid the girls would break in, huh? No. Break out. My goodness. Frankie, follow the story. No, kid. Mr. Morgan, were you really a singer like me? Was I a singer? Was I a singer? Was I a singer? Certainly I was a singer. Just listen. I'd climbed the highest mountain. If I knew that. When I climbed that mountain, I knew. You know, I think you're having a little. Frank, I think you're having a little trouble with that mountain. You better stick to your ladder, kid. Yeah, ladder. Now, hold on. Just treat me with a little respect there, half pint. Well, you don't object to half pints, do you? I should say not pints either. Quarks. Bottoms up. What are you singing, Frankie? Well, here's a tune called Saturday Night. Yeah? Well, that's a clever title. How do they think up those things? Go ahead, Frankie. Saturday night is a long loneliest night of the week. Cause that's the night. That my sweetie and I. Used to dance cheek to cheek. I don't mind Sunday night at all. Cause that's the night friends come to call. And Monday to Friday go fast. And another week is bad. But Saturday night is the loneliest night of the week. I sing a song that I sang. For the memories I usually seek. Until I hear you at the door. And said you're in my arms once more. Saturday night is the loneliest night of the week. Get it? Saturday night is the loneliest night of the week. I sing the song that I sang. For the memories I usually see. Until I hear you at the door. Until you're in my arms once more. Saturday night is the loneliest night of the week. That's dirty. Until I hear you at the door. Until you're in my arms once more Saturday night. This is the loneliest night of the week. That was fine, Frankie. Now, gang, Command Performance brings you a real treat as we present two radio stars whom you haven't heard from for some time. Before introducing them, I'll give you a little hint. First of all, they're both females. And inasmuch as they're a little man crazy. I've locked Frank Sinatra in the safe. I've sent Ken Carpenter and the orchestra boys to the hills. And if you'll excuse me, I'll run for cover because here comes Brenda.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

What is it, Kobena? Oh, isn't this a thrill, broadcasting to the men in the armed forces? I'll say. And you know what? I got a special honor. Yes. Yeah. A lot of fellas in the South Pacific elected me Miss Sad Sack of 1945. Miss Sad Sack? How come I Don't know. It must be that flower bag I wear for bloomers. You know, Kabinah, I can still remember the first date I had with a man. Your first date? Oh, were you young and shy? No, 42 and eager. Well? Well, I have a boyfriend right now. He works with me out at Lockheed. Oh, he's just crazy about me. Yeah? How can you tell? Well, yesterday when I passed by him, he pinched me. He pinched you? Hide. Sure. He used a pair of pliers. And you know something? I put on my new three piece bathing suit for him, but he didn't like it. Why not? There was still a piece of me showing. Well, anyway, Kavina, I'm glad we're old fashioned. I read in the papers where girls all over the country are smoking pipes because they can't get cigarettes. Smoking pipes? Oh, how horrible.

[Lisa Wolf]

Yeah.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Pass me that plug of tobacco, will ya? Oh, well, don't take it all, Brenda. I want to save a piece for Frank Sinatra. You know, I just saw him for the first time. Me too. Gosh, there's so little meat on him. Looks like a couple of other old buzzards beat us to him. Well, I gotta run along now, Brenda. I have an appointment with Admiral Byrd. Yeah, he wants me to go to the North Pole with him on his next expedition. Wants you on his next expedition?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Yes.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

I'm so thrilled. What's a lead dog?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

And now Command Performance lets you in on some of his private correspondence. Here's a letter from two guys in Paris. Paris? They could at least have sent a postcard. Anyhow, it says, dear Command Performance, I'm from New York City and my buddy is from San Antonio, Texas. We'd like a song dedicated to us. Sign 42nd Street, Bill and Longhorn Louie. Very simple, my lads. Here's a grand western combination who usually dish out bunkhouse ballads.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Cool water.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

All day I faced a barren waste without the taste of water Cool water Old Anne and I with throats burned dry and souls that cry for water Cool water clear water, water, water Keep a movin then. Don't you listen to him then He's a devil, not a man and he spreads the burning sand with water, water and can you see that big green tree where the water's running free and it's waiting there for you and me the nights are cool and I'm a cool spirit Stars a pool of water Cool water But with the dawn I'll wake and yawn and carry on to water water Clear water Water, water Keep a moving, Dan. Don't you listen to him. Dan, he's a devil, not a man. And he spreads the burning sand with water. Then can you see that big green tree where the water's running free and it's waiting there for you and me, Cool water boy. And thank you, riders. Now, gentlemen of the AEF by popular request is one of the all time favorites in your baritone ballot box. You fellas who saw him overseas have commanded this appearance of Nelson Eddie. Out of the night that compassed me black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever the gods may be for my unconquerable soul. In the felt lurch of Sagittarius circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody. But beyond this place of wrath and tears looms but the heart of the shade. And yet the menace of the year winds and shall find me on a flower threat. It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishment the scroll. I am the master of my faith. What happen of my soul. Thanks. Thanks very much. Nelson Eddie. Gee whiz, what a voice. Yeah, look at the chest on that guy. Will you look at the chest on that guy? And he sings without holding on anything too. He's wonderful, isn't he? Yeah. Well, thank you, young man. Are. Are you interested in singing? Well, yes, in a way. Oh, pardon me, fellows. I forgot to introduce you. Nelson Eddy, shake hands with Frank Sinatra. Put her there, Nelson.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Ouch.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Watch it, Frank. Gosh, my hand. Oh, I'm sorry, Nelson. Honestly am I? Guess I was too enthusiastic. That's all right, Franken. Say, as long as we're here, I'd like to ask you a rather personal question. Go right ahead, sir. Well, a lot of comedians and vocalists have ribbed you about the way you sing a number. Does that bother you? Here comes the plot of our plague. Why, yes, Nelson. To tell the truth, it does bother me. Which all brings us to Hollywood's latest mystery melodrama with music in Sir Sanctum in B flat or who dropped the bobby sock in Nelson Eddy's shortening bread. We take you now to Nelson Eddy's dressing room. The star himself is singing. That's not me, folks. Here I go. Nothing. Who plugged Nelson Eddy? Who shot him between his all and is nothing at all? I'll find out. I'm District Attorney Morgan, defender of the truth, guardian of our fundamental rights. Also wash windows. Now just a minute. Who are you? I'm Ken Carpner, radio announcer. I see. And who's this guy? I'm just a dolly with a hole in my head. Hole in my head. I'm full of lad, you certainly are kidding. And I'm here to get the lead out. I said head. I'll pack down some clues and I'll open this closet door.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

I'm innocent. I'm innocent. I'm Laverne.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Are you in this closet alone?

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Oh, no, no. You see that moth flying around?

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Yes.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Well, look who's riding on his back.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Aha, the voice. Come on down there from there, Sinatra. Well, here I am. Okay. Okay, Lieutenant. Pick me up later.

[Various Classic Radio Characters (e.g., Brenda, Laverne, Patty)]

Okay, Frankie.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Now listen, Sinatra, do you shoot Nelson? Eddie, don't be silly. Nelson Eddy is my friend. He is, eh? Sure. Mammy's little Frankie loves shortening, shortening Mammy's little Frankie loves Nelson Eddy well, lay down there with the victim, Sinatra. I don't want you to get away. Say, Mr. DA, I don't like to be a stool pigeon. Who are you? A stool pigeon. Well, what's up, pigeon? Well, I got a hunch that foyer winning and the riders of the Purple Sage are in that closet. Two they are, eh? Dismount. You bowlegged hombres. What do you know about the shooting? Nothing. And a cowboy never tells a lie. Well, if a cowboy won't tell a lie, neither will I. I did it. But Frankie, why did you shoot Nelson Eddy? Well, anytime I hear anyone sing all or nothing at all the way I do it, it makes my blood boil that I gotta. Anyway, I didn't use a real bullet. My gun is loaded with vitamin pills. Vitamin pills, vitamin pills no wonder I feel so good Me, me, me, me, me all on nothing at all. I don't like it. Well, man, it looks like that did it. Try and be around same time next week when Command Performance mixes up another concoction of music and laughter with a dash of bitters, of course. In answer to your letters to Armed Forces Radio Los Angeles, usa. Where else? Meantime, this is Frank Morgan saying the best of the best to you all. So long. Now, let's see. Where did I leave my ladder? This is the Armed Forces Radio Service.

[Carl Amari]

For those of you who recognize that voice but just can't place place him. That Frank Morgan, he was the great and wonderful Oz in the wizard of Oz. And that is command performance. January 25, 1945. Time for this month in music history.

[Lisa Wolf]

All right, going back to 1974 with some great songs.

[Carl Amari]

Sweet Home Alabama.

[Lisa Wolf]

There it is. So recognizable.

[Carl Amari]

Steve Miller Band or something.

[Lisa Wolf]

This is Leonard Skinner.

[Carl Amari]

Oh, yeah, Leonard Skinner.

[Lisa Wolf]

1974 album called Second Helping. Something that we like a lot.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

Oh, yeah.

[Lisa Wolf]

Second helpings are better than first helping sometimes. Yeah. Reach number eight on the charts.

[Carl Amari]

Nice. Lisa Wolf.

[Lisa Wolf]

Yep.

[Carl Amari]

I like 1974 music.

[Lisa Wolf]

Me too.

[Carl Amari]

All right, more of Hollywood 360 after this short break. More Hollywood 360 after these important messages.

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[Carl Amari]

And now back to Hollywood 360 with Carl Amari. All right, in our next hour, it's the Burns and Allen show from 1944. Plus Hollywood factor fiction.

[Lisa Wolf]

That's right, we've got weird celebrity trivia because as you always tell me, I'm a little weird. And I. I go for weird in.

[Carl Amari]

A good way though.

[Lisa Wolf]

I think so.

[Carl Amari]

You know, there's weird in a bad way.

[Lisa Wolf]

True.

[Carl Amari]

Like, you know, like what? Serial killer. And then there's you.

[Bill (Listener Caller)]

That's you.

[Lisa Wolf]

I won't. I won't. Yep.

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