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Sean
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Casey
Jolo episode Jolo. Every single time I say we're not, that's the last one. We're not having him back. I mean, I love you.
Joe
I know.
Sean
Yeah.
Casey
But how many, how many, how many
Sean
times have we tried to get a releasable episode out of you?
Joe
Well, first of all, you know how much I hate Jho Low. I mean, it's a very simple. It's Joe, who do you know that's named Jolo.
Casey
I know this immediately. This again.
Joe
Under again.
Sean
This is why he's doing it again. At this point, it's on me. No, at this point, it's on me.
Joe
No, it's on me. And I said that I'd try harder. And let's start over.
Casey
The lone himself of the 11 Timers Club, Joe Otrulio is back.
Sean
Thank you.
Joe
It's so good to be here.
Sean
Trulio Madlio. Deep Leo. I like to call you that one.
Casey
I like what. When did we first start? Was it you and Terry came on?
Sean
Were you.
Joe
It was either Terry and Terrence or Bill and William, because that was the whole theme. Like let's get the long name and the short name. Guess Terry Terrence.
Casey
You came on with Terry Terrence and you were trying to get Brooklyn 100 off the ground at that time.
Sean
I do remember being very excited about the prospect of Brooklyn 100.
Joe
Well, I was excited too, in hindsight, I think doing it two days after our show officially ended, I think wasn't great timing on my part.
Sean
A little bit. Yeah.
Casey
And not Terry Crews. Terry Terrence. I think that was like. Right.
Joe
I just wanted.
Casey
Terry. Terrence was not someone that people really remember from the show.
Joe
He can do anything with his pecs and he just. He was winded easily.
Sean
And I'll take it on the chin a little bit. I had a misunderstanding of what the number meant in Brooklyn. Nine. Nine.
Joe
Oh, yeah.
Sean
And I thought it was just like the percentage of comed that we were going to do. And it actually was something about a. It was the precinct Code or something. Yes. And so that precinct.
Casey
Y.
Joe
Yes.
Sean
So the Brooklyn 100 title, I think, was not really playing off of that.
Joe
No, no. And didn't exist. There was no 100th precinct.
Casey
Yes. We did raise a lot of money, as I recall, for the. For the show. Did that. Like, what?
Joe
$2,700 is a lot of money.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
And, you know, nothing to sneeze at. What's that?
Sean
Nothing to sneeze at.
Casey
No.
Joe
You're not gonna kick that out of bed. Yeah, 2700.
Casey
And what ended up happening with that?
Joe
It ended up going into kind of a. A good charity. A good charity for, say, the Herm crabs, because a lot of them kind of leave the shell. And then I'm a big. I grew up in Florida, had a lot of pets. Hermit crabs was one of them. They died. And so that it went. It went towards that.
Casey
Okay.
Joe
I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't that smart of a thing. I think I could have raised more money if it was for kind of a bigger, if more altruistic charity, but.
Casey
Right. Well, I mean, you didn't say it was for a charity at all.
Sean
Yeah, at the time it was for the show.
Casey
And not even using Kickstarter. The platform is a cash app.
Sean
Yeah, just a cash app code.
Casey
And then the.
Sean
The hermit crab thing kind of came later, which I am now. I'm relieved to hear that it went to a cause at all.
Joe
It did.
Casey
Huh.
Joe
But we didn't save a lot of those guys.
Casey
You didn't save very many hermit crabs with that $2,700, do you? Is there a number?
Joe
Yeah, I mean, I would say about a dozen.
Casey
Wow. Okay.
Sean
You know, so back in the napkin math.
Casey
Eight. Okay.
Sean
Okay.
Joe
I saw that look. It kind of squinted and. All right, fair enough. Caught. Caught red handed.
Sean
Okay, so what are we working with, like, three, five hundred dollars? A hermit crab or something?
Casey
No, it's only 2700 total. So, yeah, so it's about. I think it's like 6, $800. A hermit crab.
Joe
Okay.
Sean
Yeah.
Joe
So, yeah.
Sean
So, yeah, so that charity. I also would kind of want to get under the hood, under the shell, as it were, and look at some of what they're processing. Ah, got.
Casey
Sorry.
Joe
I mean, that's kind of how I'm feeling right now. Crickets.
Sean
Hey, Grace, you're on Hollywood Handbook.
Joe
I didn't know you don't treat your guests very well. I mean, if they're calling in, they're making the effort to call in.
Sean
Well, I don't. I don't I don't necessarily think. Oh.
Casey
All he said was, you're on Hollywood Handbook.
Joe
Well, you're right.
Sean
You did. I thought that was actually really nice. If I had not said that, it probably would have been a much bigger problem, especially from how quickly the hang up happened.
Casey
And then we brought you back with. With Randy Johnson, I think. Was it you and Randy Johnson? Yeah, yeah.
Sean
Big unit.
Joe
Well, you remember, I. Yeah, it was. This was just after he nailed that bird with the fastball.
Casey
Yes.
Joe
So I didn't want to set him too.
Casey
This is like a stage show where
Sean
you were dressed up as the bird.
Joe
I would dress up as a bird. Exact. And I'd kind of. Kind of hustle across the stage and he. He would just. He'd be me with the ball. And this guy.
Sean
Yeah.
Joe
There's not a. You know, there's. There's a reason he's MVP of the 2001 World Series.
Sean
There's not a reason he's not MVP.
Casey
Yeah, he. The. The size of the studio, I think with his re. I mean, he just end up. Would end up just like wailing on you with his hand. Because to get a full pitch off
Joe
with his extension, I mean, he was like Freddy Krueger. I mean, with the like, you know, the nightmare. He's just the long arms.
Casey
He's just Freddy Krueger's famous scene where
Joe
like, you know, he has that long. Yeah, I felt like that's what he was just.
Sean
He wasn't like traditional Freddy Krueger that if you just say he was like Freddy Krueger. I don't think people necessarily picture the long arms. You're right. But he was like the long armed version. From the one scene.
Joe
From the one scene which everyone remembers. Yeah, that's the.
Sean
You got me thinking about it again.
Casey
Yeah. That'20 or 30 scariest Freddy Kruegers. Yeah.
Sean
Okay, great. And I was hoping to get some sleep tonight. Thank you, Jolo, for undoing that wish.
Joe
This is what happened on episode 10. It began with the whole Nightmare on Elm street talk.
Sean
Yeah. Which I swore we wouldn't get into again. But there's some themes that are so universal and that are, you know, water finds its level, as it were, and our brain just seeks purchase on these. These ideas. They're not comforting necessarily, but they're fascinating and we crave exploration of Freddy Krueger dreams. What do they mean? How long our arms. A bird getting hit with a baseball.
Joe
Since we're talking about the dreams, I had a recurring nightmare as a kid where I Came.
Casey
I like having you on the show. Sorry.
Joe
I get.
Casey
Sorry. It's a recurring nightmare. Like, we've had you so many times.
Joe
Are you gonna start with Jholo again or. You know, I'm doing my. I'm doing my best here. It's like, minute eight. Minute eight. It always turns out like clockwork.
Sean
I do have a fear that this is your best.
Casey
But.
Sean
But go ahead, because you were gonna tell us about this.
Joe
No, I mean, like, you know, look, whatever. Like, I fly towards this, the man in the moon. And he's going, you. And then like,
Sean
man in the moon's got fingers and he's pointing his little crater.
Joe
Crater fingers.
Casey
It starts out. And you're flying like you're.
Joe
No, it starts out, I'm walking and I'm. I'm picked up and rush towards the man in the moon. He's very angry and he's shaking his crater fingers at me.
Sean
Crater fingers.
Joe
Figure. What does it mean, crater fingers?
Casey
I'm having trouble picturing it as well. I mean, the. The craters are holes.
Joe
I know, but it's dream logic.
Casey
Okay.
Joe
You know.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
It's tree. It's. Yeah. Are you drunk?
Sean
No, I'm just looking at. I'm looking at my fingers and I'm trying to think how they could be craters. Well, you give me a lot to chew on, Joe. I think we could get to the bottom of that today.
Casey
The sunglasses are like. They're meant to be worn in kind of a drunk way so you can get pulled over by police. They treat you a certain way. You're filming them.
Sean
I'm filming them.
Casey
Like, now you've got a case and content.
Sean
Yeah, I'm a victim. Which is my favorite thing to be is actually incredible. The sympathy that you can get when
Casey
you are a victim and rich.
Sean
Yes. Your second favorite thing and a little bit of money. Yeah. You can never be too rich or too thin or too victimized is what I always say.
Joe
I mean, you're not wrong, I suppose.
Casey
And then what was the neck? So the Mir on Elm street was number 10. You had Randy on.
Sean
I don't think he was.
Casey
I think he thought that was a game.
Joe
Yeah, he might have thought it was
Casey
like, you know, you told him it was a game. He seemed to think that Sean was.
Joe
I wanted to get him. You thought Sean was what?
Casey
Matt Stairs. Oh, who was. Were they.
Joe
Who's Matt Stairs again?
Casey
Well, now that I think about it, I feel like maybe they were on the Diamondbacks together at the time. I don't know. So, like, I Don't know. But he was not.
Joe
He wasn't happy. That wasn't a long episode.
Casey
Leaning over, really short.
Sean
Hey, we got this. Hey, we got this, man.
Casey
Right? Okay, so that's.
Sean
Hang in there.
Joe
Yeah. I had forgotten the bird outfit. That episode two, which made it awkward because I was walking across room and he's throwing me, throwing a ball at me.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
No one understood why that was happening.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
Without the bird, that.
Sean
Yeah. That episode was not a success.
Joe
Certainly compared to this one. Where would you say it is?
Sean
Scale of one visually interesting.
Joe
Yeah.
Sean
Which I don't think we have.
Joe
No, there's no.
Casey
You brought no visual element today at all. He has his sunglasses, his funny sunglasses,
Sean
and they can go on.
Casey
My drink is at least bringing a pop of color. Okay.
Joe
What about a Home Depot receipt?
Casey
All right.
Sean
Okay. Shopping.
Casey
Not a very long receipt.
Joe
Well, it's actually a refund receipt. Do you want to know. Do you want to read how much that refund was for?
Sean
Can I get a look at that?
Joe
Sure.
Sean
I think you're answering 12:06pm 12:06pm no,
Joe
but look how much I got back.
Sean
The money.
Joe
Yeah. Look how much I got back.
Sean
Okay. And the sales tax came back as well. Initial purchase. And you're going to like the beginning of this. 69698. It was 6.98. Sales tax was 73 cents. We got 60771 back. And this was for an adapter with plug. An ABS clean out adapter.
Casey
Yeah.
Sean
Okay, so it looks like you took them for a bit of a ride. And, and you know, we did do the episode where you talked about, you know, all your greatest life hacks.
Joe
Yep.
Sean
And one of them is Home Depot will let you make a return without a receipt. And so you'll go in there and just boost every which way you boost.
Joe
I'll, I'll like, you know, pay for it and then, you know, then go out and like maybe see if it fits the pipe, maybe not. Maybe it does hammer the nail, maybe it doesn't. Maybe I use the nail, maybe I don't. But I just take it right on
Sean
back and walk around the smart Charge
Casey
your phone for free at the end of the day.
Joe
Yeah.
Casey
Yeah. Okay.
Sean
Hey, guys, you know, there wasn't the right charger for me. Meanwhile, your phone's full of battery.
Joe
Full battery.
Sean
And then you got 771 in your pocket.
Joe
I go, I walk out. I go suck.
Casey
You call them. It's coming through. So clear on the phone because it's fully charged.
Joe
I got a full Bat. A full bat.
Sean
Yeah. The life Hack episode, I would say it was probably our best one. There was that and then there was some trick with parking meters that I'm not going to be able to remember.
Joe
Oh,
Sean
it was your hack, right?
Joe
It was.
Casey
Oh, it was something like tying a string to the quarter when you drop it in the slot.
Sean
I think so.
Joe
Yeah.
Sean
Which a lot of them don't take quarters now, so. It was a long time ago that we did the episode.
Joe
Yeah, yeah. Mostly they just. It's a credit card now, but. Yeah, the quarter.
Casey
That's what it. No, that's when it became tying a string to the credit card. When you pull it in. So you can pull it back out.
Sean
Pull it back out.
Casey
But you're supposed to pull it back out.
Joe
That's right.
Sean
And as we actually realized that you had been leaving a lot of credit cards in parking meters, all the parking meters you might have. Learning the string trick.
Joe
My rating went way down. Cuz I had, you know, I had about 15 credit cards. I had new credit cards. I had to get a month.
Sean
Got to open a new one every time you park. Yeah.
Casey
And it keeps paying that meter.
Joe
Yeah. Over and over.
Casey
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe
So.
Sean
Which also is illegal. Like if somebody else is parked there and you pay their meter.
Casey
Yeah, that's illegal.
Sean
You go to jail, brother.
Joe
I don't like that. I don't like that.
Casey
That does seem a little.
Joe
You can't be kind, like suddenly you can't be kind like, hey, this person may have a bad day. Maybe, you know, maybe a sat on attack, you know, maybe he stepped in gum, you know, and he didn't, you know, he's upset. He can't get his coins out of his pocket and he's just like, I'm out of here. And then he comes back to see.
Sean
When did it become illegal to be kind? When did that happen in this country? Exactly.
Joe
Yeah.
Sean
And I think we can pinpoint it. It was somewhere around your fourth appearance on the show. And I don't know if it was related or not.
Joe
Maybe, maybe not.
Sean
There was some shift.
Joe
There's a shift, A seismic shift.
Sean
This whole entire concept of a Good Samaritan somehow became weak or frowned upon. Yes.
Joe
Frowned upon or just.
Sean
Just a negative. A negative thing. It ruffled people's feathers.
Casey
It was.
Sean
Yes. So that's why I don't understand. Richie's here.
Casey
This is Richie. Hey, how's it going? Richie wasn't here last time. For your last episode. Were you here for the last one? No, I wasn't.
Sean
Oh, dude, you'll be able to bail us out, man.
Joe
Was he. Was he working here during the fourth episode? The illegal. When is it illegal?
Casey
He just said that he wasn't. That he's new. He's never.
Joe
I don't listen to people.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
Off camera normally.
Casey
Yeah. No. So. But that's. That is what he was saying over there was that he was not there for that episode.
Joe
Okay.
Casey
Ricky or any of the other ones. He's right there.
Joe
All right?
Casey
You're not. You keep looking at the sea like he's not on sea. Like he's not.
Sean
Like he's not behind anything. He is there. He's right across from you in the corner.
Joe
One day I'll. One day I'll meet Richie.
Casey
He loves movie.
Sean
The guy's a movie freak.
Joe
Who's this guy over here?
Casey
That's Richie.
Sean
So that is Richie. That's actually. Yes, we're making that forward progress. So that's Richie. Oh, he's a movie holic. He always comes in. Every time I see him, he goes, oh, I was at cinema last night.
Joe
Oh, wow.
Sean
Cinema.
Joe
What's your favorite seafaring movie?
Sean
Seafaring movie. Ooh, Life Aquatic with Steve Swizo.
Casey
Okay.
Sean
Steve Swizo. Such a memorable character. My son was talking during, so I couldn't hear most of the time.
Casey
Sud was talking over some of the names.
Sean
Oh, man.
Joe
You get that? That happens.
Sean
Richie does watch the. He does watch the films. All with the soundtrack for the visually impaired. So they are constantly describing the scenes too. So I think it sometimes leads you to, on one level, miss dialogue, but also to understand the plot, I think, better than others because it is being dictated to.
Joe
I also went to lausd, so, you know,
Sean
teachings there.
Casey
So the whole thing is just kind of just leaking out. Yeah. Yeah. That's really tough. But he loves movie.
Sean
The guy's a movie maniac. And then meanwhile, we got someone here who's in a movie.
Casey
Yeah.
Sean
And I'm thinking, is this a pairing that could actually work? Because it doesn't feel like there's been any connection in the 11 appearances with the three of us. And so having this new spoke.
Casey
Yeah.
Sean
To sort of focus. I like this bike and just. Just to. To sort of explore movies.
Joe
Yeah. Okay.
Sean
Through the lens of Richie and you reflected off of him could actually be maybe rewarding.
Joe
I. I mean, I do feel it. I do feel something now. Now that, like, we are kind of engaged. Now that I am seeing you, I'm seeing that soul behind that. I'm seeing that window. I'm looking through that window and, you
Sean
know, for me to see it.
Joe
Yeah, well, you know, I think it could work, though. I think this. Our love for cinema can work together, you know, so.
Sean
So Richie, he's in a movie. So are you gonna watch that?
Casey
Oh, yeah.
Sean
Yes, definitely watch it.
Joe
Yes, it's. It has the captions and everything, if you want it. So, yeah, it's.
Sean
And talk about the movie.
Joe
Well, I mean, in the movie, Richie, the movie's called Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass. And about this. About this girl who. She's gonna get married.
Casey
The name thing. Like, you might want to simplify it for him a little bit because you just heard. Yeah, I'm so bad with names.
Sean
I think that's.
Joe
Pass. Yeah. Sex pass.
Sean
Yeah. I think what you're gonna find is that Gail Daughtry gets pretty butchered in the retelling if you leave any. What we see. Is there a name in the title? He has an issue. Steve Sweezo.
Joe
Yeah, it's Gail Suizo and the Delivery Sex Pass. Yeah. You know, Chris Daughtry.
Casey
This.
Joe
This Gail gets. She gets cheated on by her fiance, sleeps with very famous big shot big shot. You gotta go see it. And so she wants to sleep with a big shot, Jon Hamm.
Sean
She goes a little bit of a revenge. Revenge story.
Casey
And now, I mean, I'll just skip ahead.
Sean
John Dick. Am I right?
Casey
John. John Penis.
Sean
John Penis.
Joe
Right.
Sean
Because it's. It's a revenge tale, right?
Joe
That's right.
Casey
I know we're gonna have this conversation sooner or later. You always say that in all of your movies and shows that you do. Your only requirement in your contract is that your character is getting it in at the movie. Do you want.
Joe
That's his.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
I
Casey
never really, like. Does that mean, like, having sex? Like, I guess I've never really. This is a movie about having sex.
Sean
Well, yeah. The other characters, if that's what getting it in is, they're doing it in a way where I feel like another character doing it would actually be distracting
Joe
it to me. Maybe.
Sean
I don't know.
Joe
I mean, I say, like, getting it in. I could be getting it in or I could be getting into me. So it goes either way.
Casey
And that is happening in this one as well.
Joe
It's happened in this one. It's happened in most projects that I.
Casey
Okay, so sometimes they have broken the contract.
Sean
So what makes you decide to sign on for a project that's not honoring that? Is it just a dream director to work with? Is it the script?
Joe
Well, look, there's four questions. Is it that I have to answer? There's four questions.
Sean
Feeling I'm at Passover.
Joe
You know, there's like, is this scary? All right. Am I gonna make money?
Casey
Right. Yes.
Joe
Or is it gonna be fun? And the last is, will I get sick? So. But one I didn't take was. I was scared.
Casey
Well, let's go. Let's do. We're promoting Gail Doctrine, so let's go through the process.
Sean
Well, hang on. I want to hear this.
Casey
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Joe
Well, the one you were scared it was gonna be funny. Yeah. That. That I didn't do. That did have. We'll get them in. We'll get something in them.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
I was gonna get sick on it.
Casey
Oh.
Joe
And so, you know, I was like, you know, because you would think not getting sick is a plus. No, I want to get sick.
Casey
Right.
Joe
It's got. I need a yes.
Sean
So it was gonna be scary. It was gonna be funny, fun. You were gonna have fun.
Joe
I was gonna have fun.
Casey
You were gonna make money and you
Sean
were gonna get sick.
Joe
Yeah.
Sean
And so it hit all that criteria. So you were willing to not get it in or get it into you.
Joe
Yes. Correct.
Casey
Okay.
Joe
Correct.
Sean
But you want to talk about Gil Daughter.
Casey
Well, I was just. I wanted to go down the checklist for that movie because you must have answered. You must have asked yourself the four questions going into that process.
Joe
You got it again. You got it.
Casey
And specific elements of the production that satisfied each of the four questions.
Joe
Okay. Well, you know, I. I did have fun.
Casey
Okay.
Joe
Because I. I worked with one of my heroes, the Fonz. Henry Winkler.
Casey
Yeah. So you knew that was gonna be fun.
Joe
I knew that was gonna be fun.
Casey
And free soda.
Joe
I was scared. It did scare me because there is a scene. I'm not gonna blow it. I'm not gonna spoil it.
Sean
But it doesn't know. You gotta shell out the money.
Joe
But there is soup. And that was involved in this thing, and that was scary.
Casey
And you read the script and it made part.
Joe
Yeah. He gave me the willies.
Casey
Okay.
Joe
And then fun, scared. Oh, and the money.
Casey
Money.
Joe
And I wasn't going to make the money.
Casey
Okay. You were not compensated for this particular.
Joe
I wasn't going to make the project. I was compensated enough, but I wasn't going to make the money. But I.
Casey
You were going to make the money? Yeah, I was. Yeah.
Joe
I was going to make a money, but not the. The money. And then I. I was. It was gonna make me sick, and it did get me sick.
Sean
Oh, well, congratulations on getting that taken care of?
Joe
4. Three out of the four was a yes.
Sean
Yeah. And then you. And you got it in as well.
Joe
And I got it in.
Sean
I mean, possibly into the soup.
Joe
Anybody make your money?
Casey
No.
Joe
Free lunch is here.
Sean
Come on.
Casey
To do it all at once like that. To be scared, get it in, have fun and make money at the same time and get sick.
Joe
Well, I didn't make. Well, but he didn't make. I didn't make.
Sean
He was paid.
Joe
It was a slave.
Casey
Made a money.
Joe
Slave work.
Sean
But he paid a fair rate.
Casey
Right.
Sean
But he. But he didn't make the money.
Casey
Right, right, right.
Joe
Yeah.
Casey
And what kind of sick. What kind of sick did you got?
Joe
Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't like a neurovirus. It was. It was more kind of like a scratchy throat that turned into, like a stuffy nose. So it was. It was a moderate. But again, that's okay. Yeah, that is okay.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
I don't kind of differentiate between, you know, leprosy and like, you know, a common cold. One of the two is fine.
Casey
Yeah.
Sean
When leprosy would be preferable.
Joe
But, I mean, I would be sick.
Sean
Yeah, that's sick. That's very sick.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
You know, but I would have my own island. Oh, that's where they put them.
Sean
Right.
Casey
At that point. Yeah, I guess. You would have your own island.
Joe
Yeah. Yeah, that's where. That's what I'm told.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
Growing up, all the stories I read, they had their whole island. Yeah. So is that so bad? I don't think so.
Sean
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I guess that's nice to be on an island like that. Hollywood Handbook. Hey, guys, it's Sean from Hollywood Handbook. You heard it, now see it. Hollywood Handbook is now available with video episodes, free in the iHeart app. Watch your favorite podcasts, full episodes from start to finish, all in the free iHeart app. You can also watch lots of your other favorite podcasts like hey, Jonas, Las culturistas, Post Run high and more. Hear the voices you know. Now see the moments you missed. Open the iHeartRadio app, search video podcast or Search Hollywood Handbook and tap Watch
Joe
Hollywood Handbook.
Casey
Is Casey in there? I'm here. This is Casey.
Joe
Hi, Casey.
Casey
He loves movie.
Sean
Casey's a movie. Casey just made a movie, actually.
Joe
Oh, yeah.
Sean
You should have been in that one because I definitely think it would have been sickening to you. And it's. It's certainly scary. It's about like, Casey's having sex with a devil or something. It's like. Yeah.
Joe
Oh, so someone went in Him.
Casey
Yeah.
Sean
It's like. Yeah, it's called the Devil Loves Me so Long. That's close enough. Yeah. Okay.
Casey
It changes every time.
Joe
Is it 90 minute, or do you go past the 90? Because that's the ideal time. Is it one minute? 121.
Casey
The actual runtime is 96 minutes.
Joe
Okay. Okay.
Sean
So both those numbers appear on the receipt.
Joe
That's where I get my ideas. Yeah. Most ideas come from this receipt.
Sean
It is funny when people do say, like, God, you know, you work in Hollywood. Where do you get all your crazy ideas? And they don't understand that, like, when you have a mind like ours, the ideas are right there on your Home Depot receipt all day. You return the charger. You know, you get a fully charged phone. You just look at that thing until you get a movie idea.
Joe
That's right.
Sean
Have sex with Jon Hamm. You know what I mean? Like, that's in there. That's in the barcode.
Joe
You have to have an open mind. Right? Like, you know, all these riders, magic
Sean
parachutes, they only function when open. They only function when open. Go ahead.
Joe
You float down in that parachute, dude.
Sean
Yes. Right?
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
I like how zigzag. I like how this is going.
Sean
I hope so.
Joe
Yeah. The thing is, like, if you really are worried about someone stealing your idea, listen, pal, writing's not for you. The good writers, the. The ideas just come out.
Casey
You're supposed to have so many. At least three more in there. Yeah.
Sean
No, four total ideas. Every great writer has four ideas total. And some of them, they do twice.
Joe
And if you still are stuck, you still are just in a big old writer's block. Go to Home Depot.
Casey
Go live your life. Go have an experience, Right?
Sean
Oh, yeah, sure. Go to the. Yeah. Go to the zoo and then take, you know, and then go to Home Depot and then bring, you know, one of the. A tool to the zoo and try to open the cages.
Joe
Yeah. You know, get to know the tiger, get to know the platypus, get to know the rhino, know your fellow sentient beings on Earth. Even if they're a fence around them to protect you from them, you can still commune. You can still.
Sean
Them, you know.
Joe
That's right.
Casey
And your friends. Madagascar of them.
Joe
I know a few of them. I can't. I can't.
Casey
The. The group is not still, like, really, like, the whole Madagascar group is not.
Joe
That whole group.
Casey
Yeah.
Joe
I don't think they're still together. I think. Okay. Yeah. I think after that, you kind of had to.
Sean
That sucks.
Joe
Yeah, they had.
Sean
That sucks, man. Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.
Joe
That's all right. Success got to their head or their horn or their long neck or their.
Casey
Success got to their long neck, you know?
Sean
Sucks, dude.
Joe
All of it. No, it does. It sucks. You know, it was a good. It was a good group. It was a good group. They worked hard. They did so funny, funny stuff.
Sean
What's going on in the Madagascar group chat at this point? It's just crickets.
Joe
I removed myself from the con you had. I had to. I mean, it was getting. First of all, I didn't understand any of the text. Yeah, most of them can't, you know, type, so. Yeah, it was a lot of just ellipses and then nothing would appear. Right.
Sean
Yeah.
Joe
You know, they're trying to. However, with their snouter. It was just a stupid idea signature.
Casey
It takes. And the hoof is not giving that. Yeah,
Joe
but so that was that. That was sayonara. See you later, Madagascar. That was.
Casey
They don't speak Japanese.
Joe
They're. Oh, the animals. Well, you're right. Yeah, I guess they don't. Well, panda did.
Casey
No,
Joe
panda didn't.
Casey
No, it didn't.
Sean
Yeah, unfortunately, no, the panda did not speak Japanese.
Joe
He always said he did, but he always was a black and white liar anyway.
Casey
Okay.
Sean
Yeah. So it feels like you're kind of digging the hole a little deeper at this point. Hayes is really trying to bail you out.
Casey
This is why. This is why after the last one,
Sean
I always think, like, I don't want to talk about Freddy Krueger again. But then I go, well, that's just a safe area where I know that Joe's not gonna be the first area.
Joe
I don't understand why you wouldn't want to talk.
Sean
Yeah, just. No one's really offended when you, you know, mischaracterize what languages he speaks and
Casey
things like that, because he's like. Like he's such a bad guy. Like, you can kind of put whatever you want.
Sean
Yeah, well, yes. And so there's a freedom discussing Freddy Krueger with you. I'm just saying it's safe. And that when we do, you know, and it's our fault for getting into the whole Madagascar concept, but, you know, I could feel that we were about to touch the third rail. And with the Sayonara, we certainly went in there and then doubling and tripling down. I just. I think, like, let's. I can't believe we're doing this again in this episode. I know.
Joe
I mean, what do we do to Reset now?
Casey
And I'm sort of.
Sean
We're going to rank the most iconic times that Freddy Krueger said the word bitch, you know, and it's not what I wanted the episode to be about and certainly isn't something I'm comfortable saying this many times.
Joe
No, you're right.
Sean
But I think we do have to do the top 12 times that Freddy Krueger said the word bitch, because we are. We are quoting Freddy Krueger, which I think makes it okay.
Casey
I don't want to be. I don't want it to be interrupted.
Joe
Do that.
Casey
Well, if we're starting, I want us to be able to finish it. And you did say when we were booking this that you were going to need to have dinner during the show and that you were going to bring your dinner and that you were going to be eating it in such a way that you could return it
Joe
so that it would look like I can get the refund.
Casey
You could get the full refund on the dinner. So you would kind of be eating somehow the inside of the dinner.
Sean
It's like the center of the burger patty, but you leave the rim so that it still holds up the bun.
Joe
It's kind of like how they hide, like, cash in those books. They just dig out a little hole. That's what you're talking about?
Sean
Yeah. Well done it with a burger. That's what I guess you were talking about. But yeah, now I'm talking about it
Joe
because we got you and you.
Sean
That's getting me.
Casey
And I don't understand. If you're leaving cash in the hollow dinner when you're returning it, it seems like you're losing money.
Joe
Oh, no, no, I'm not doing that. I was just saying, like those things you see in the movie, like the cash.
Sean
No, I just.
Casey
What do you put in. Do you put something in the hollow.
Joe
Oh, crumple up some paper or, you know, put some mulch or something in there.
Casey
Mulch.
Joe
Yeah.
Casey
Okay.
Sean
Seems like then they would take.
Casey
When they would take it back just
Joe
for the weight of it.
Casey
Maybe you wet the mulch a lot. Like, to get heavy enough to be.
Sean
Well, mulch is often free.
Casey
No, I know, but just so they don't suspect when they're holding up the
Sean
texture of the returned burger.
Casey
The weight. The weight when they hold in there. Because, like, it all hinges on when you hand the. The uneaten dinner back to them and
Joe
say, I don't eat this at all. So, like, you know. You know, it's in the kind of plastic.
Casey
Yeah, but with you, they're looking in the bag, Joe. You've done this so many times. I don't ever.
Joe
Not to Home Depot is too many employees that work there. They don't. But like I not at the neighborh.
Casey
Isn't the whole thing about Home Depot that you can't get the attention of the employee? There aren't enough employees.
Joe
They got a return desk. It's a return desk, and there's always someone there. But in terms of the restaurant, I never do the same burger trick more than once.
Casey
You fill it with different stuff or
Joe
you do, like, always mulch or crumpled up paper.
Casey
Okay, so then you're going to different restaurants.
Sean
Restaurant every time.
Joe
Yeah.
Casey
Okay.
Joe
Yeah.
Sean
What is it that you think happens after you give back the mulch burger that kind of burns you at that place? Maybe an employee goes back and tries to eat it, gets a big mouthful of mulch, realizes that they gave you.
Joe
No. I mean, they probably just throw it out and they never find out about it. And they're like, yeah, sure, here's your refund back. But, yeah, where's the fun at that point?
Casey
I guess?
Sean
Yeah. How many times are you gonna order and return a burger?
Joe
Well, a couple times I've waited in the car. I've gone out to my car and sat in it and kind of just watched the front do. Just clocked it, waiting for them to run out. And they never. They never do.
Casey
So I'm assuming they're Scorpion jacket with your gloves.
Joe
Yeah, I do have driving gloves.
Casey
Just sitting at the wheel.
Joe
Right. And. And the car's running. One time, one guy came out and I just, you know, flipped them off and like, tore out of the parking
Sean
lot and got him.
Joe
That felt pretty good. But that was only one time.
Casey
And you don't think. It sounds like you're not sure he was coming out to. It might not.
Sean
Or that he recognized you.
Joe
Yeah, I don't even know if he noticed me.
Casey
He might have been a patron rather than.
Joe
He wasn't wearing an appointee.
Casey
He's not the person that you.
Joe
No, no, no. Yeah.
Casey
Wasn't wearing an employee.
Sean
Just uniform out of the same building.
Joe
Maybe that's what it was.
Casey
Yeah. Okay.
Sean
Okay. And is it ever not a burger? Is there any other food that you replace the middle of with mulch?
Casey
Where do you get the mulch? Is my. You answer his question first. But.
Joe
Well, it's mainly burgers because that's the easiest thing to hollow out. Maybe a sub. It's always a sandwich of some sort. In terms of the mulch question, I would say that the Glendale public Works has a pile of mulch right behind the library there in Brant park. And that's all free.
Casey
Okay. And that's. They're replacing that. Yeah, they dump.
Joe
They dump fresh mulch all the time there. Yeah.
Casey
Okay. Because you are.
Joe
I don't know if they know what.
Casey
Like they don't know who is taking it, but they know it's gone. They have to replace.
Joe
No, it is for everyone. It's. If you live in Glendale.
Casey
Oh, it's for everyone.
Joe
Oh, yeah. So that's why I'm never caught. Like, you know, I just. They think I'm going to, you know, throw some mulch down on the garden, but.
Casey
Yeah.
Sean
Who's faster, Sonic the Hedgehog or the Roadrunner?
Joe
I like that. I like that Switch up. I like that Segue way. I'm going to go with Roadrunner.
Sean
It's faster.
Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what? I'm old school. Yeah.
Sean
And this is what I like about you. We took task on the sayonara comments, but it is like you're from a different time.
Casey
We used to. These zoomers who named themselves after Sonic, by the way.
Joe
Get it. Give me a break. You know, we're latchkey kids.
Casey
We used to go outside. We used to drink out of the
Joe
hole and when would you go home? When the.
Casey
When the light went off.
Joe
That's right. That was time.
Sean
Literally. Raised by tv. I was a kid. I watched the movie Back to the Future. Kids don't know about this, but the style and the car and that movie, I mean, that was part of my childhood.
Joe
What was great is that you felt you were transported. You felt you. Like you were transported to another time.
Sean
To a different time. Different time. Yes. Yeah, yeah. No, it was so cool. Martin the Fly.
Casey
Mr. Brown.
Joe
Mr. Brown.
Sean
Mr. Brown was there.
Casey
Yes.
Sean
And Biv.
Joe
Biv and Mr. Brown and.
Sean
And Bib is kicking everyone underwear and. Yes, yes, yes.
Joe
It was that movie.
Sean
So incredible. They don't do that anymore. But yeah, when. When we were kids, that was. That was the thing. And I'll be unreal.
Joe
But anyway, that's the time I'm from. Like, that's. You know, so you get it.
Sean
Like, yeah, kids. Yeah.
Joe
All the pranks. I do. And then my obsession with. To be. Not to be named again and you know, all the. Because I'm from then. I'm from the 70s and the early 80s.
Sean
Yes, yes, yes. And the. And that at that time, people need to understand it was just different. We didn't. We weren't.
Casey
This
Sean
part robot living in my phone it was literally what you were looking at was you were looking someone in the eye and you were calling them some sort of slur or you. Or you were.
Joe
Or some, you know, misogyny type of something.
Casey
Something.
Joe
Yeah, that.
Sean
Some part of it that awful. That. Yes. And you. Yeah. And then you would go and throw crab apples at each other until somebody ended up in the hospital.
Joe
Y.
Sean
It was just a different. It was a different time in the world. Was so alive then. It wasn't technology, you know, it was
Joe
real famous interaction, you know, like, work it out, work it out, you know, with your words, you know, not. Not online, you know.
Sean
Yeah, no, it was. It was real. It was real back then. So the movie's Gail Daughtry and the celebrity sex tape. And so, Casey, do you have any questions about the movie? I know you're a movie maniac. You just made your movie. Yeah, I got a question about the movie.
Casey
What is your favorite part of the movie?
Sean
And I was ready to not like the question, Casey. And it was grand slam home run. You hit it out of the park because. And the way lit up and I don't know if you can see him, but Joe's eyes lit up.
Joe
Sparkle.
Sean
This. This man, he just got a four course burger dinner put down in front of him to hollow out because he's going to dig into this question with relish.
Joe
My favorite part. I mean, I, you know, I touched upon it, but like the relish is your favorite part.
Casey
Part.
Joe
No, no, no.
Casey
Oh, your favorite part of the movie. Oh, okay. That was the question he asked. Yes, that's right. Okay. Favorite part of the movie.
Joe
I'm telling you, it was. It was meeting the font. It was meeting like you said before.
Casey
Yeah. So Casey, if you remember, he actually did answer the question.
Joe
My second favorite part. Because, you know, let's, you know, I'm. I'm a game student.
Casey
Yeah.
Sean
Let's get something.
Casey
Was.
Joe
Was a fight scene that I did. I did a fight scene.
Sean
Yeah, yeah, I did.
Joe
Like, it's all choreographed. It was pretty fun.
Casey
And you kind of talk about your approach. Like they're all fight scenes, right? It's all stage combat. It can be a scene.
Sean
Every scene has a winner and a loser.
Casey
Yes, that's right.
Sean
And you ain't gonna lose.
Joe
I ain't gonna lose. I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take this person down. Whether it's mentally, physically, I just wanna, you know, it's about make sure I could. I could succeed and I'm good in this.
Casey
There's a lot of setting up the
Sean
continuity in their coverage.
Casey
As long as they know they lost.
Joe
Yes. Yeah. Just say like, like tap out. If they tap out again, even if we're not physical, like we'll be in a scene and then they'll see and they'll go. I'll be like, yeah, you know, give them a nod. I won't do extra dialogue. I don't want to ruin the writer's vision. But just so they know that I saw the tap out, you know, they
Casey
have a secret code with the director, as all actors do, for when they need to go home. Like they're. For when they're done.
Joe
That's right. That's right.
Casey
When they feel like they're gonna feel
Joe
like they've done, they've given it their all and they can give no more.
Sean
That's such a disrespected art. And people think they have this cushy, you know, sort of like just make believe existence where they're totally coddled and in fact, you know, it's constant combat and you do often need to signal the director that it's just time to go home.
Casey
And who was this fight scene with?
Joe
Who was it with? It was with. It was with John Slattery. And Slattery will get you every. Everywhere it. Well, this, this flattery did this latter. He did. And some extras. And some extra slattering. Some extras.
Casey
Oh, wow.
Sean
Background artists.
Joe
Yes, background artists.
Sean
Yeah.
Joe
I mean, a lot of people, you were talking about acting. A lot of people don't understand that it can really save the world.
Sean
Thank you.
Joe
It can. It's. It's maybe the most powerful art form.
Casey
Well, it's getting ready to do it.
Sean
I think the money that's been going into science and this other stuff that has yet to reap any kind of dividend for.
Joe
Show me results. Science. Show me facts.
Sean
Science. And meanwhile, we've basically not supported the arts at all in this country. And some of that acting that's being done, I think has been much more impactful. What was the movie I just saw
Joe
that almost saved the world?
Sean
I was, I. I was re watching Back to the Future. The acting in this movie, it really makes you think about where do we come from? Right. And what we do in, in this, in this life. Does it matter? Like, how do we affect those around us?
Joe
I mean, advance y family. What happened before? That's an important hoverboard.
Sean
Work on water. Yep. Can it work on water or do
Casey
you need to have. And what's going to happen later?
Joe
Yeah. And what's going to happen later.
Casey
And what happened even before that?
Sean
What was before that? And how did that affect what happens?
Joe
And we're at this moment. This moment. This moment.
Sean
We can expect what happens later.
Casey
Yeah.
Sean
And we can go back to before.
Joe
Yeah.
Casey
And of course, one of them, starring our friend Mary Steenberg, which must have gotten you a little excited.
Joe
It was harder to hollow her out.
Casey
A steamed burger like that. Yep.
Joe
I was gonna see if there was any more ideas on here.
Sean
Hollywood Handbook.
Joe
This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.
Podcast: Hollywood Handbook
Host: iHeartPodcasts
Guests: Joe Lo Truglio, Casey, Sean, and Richie
Theme: A comedic, meta reunion with frequent guest Joe Lo Truglio, riffing on failed bits, fake project pitches, acting philosophies, and the absurdities of showbiz.
This episode brings back Joe Lo Truglio—a member of the unofficial "11 Timers Club" on Hollywood Handbook—for a raucous, freewheeling conversation with hosts Sean and Casey, joined by staffer Richie. The crew reminisces about past appearances, pokes fun at failed bits, and mines Joe's new film (the fictional "Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass") for comedy, all while spiraling through running jokes, faux life hacks, and Hollywood satire.
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Joe Lo Truglio’s 11th visit delivers the signature Hollywood Handbook blend of in-jokes, meta-satire, and improv chaos. From hermit crab charity scams to comedic dissections of acting contracts, the episode leans into recurring bits and running gags, while lampooning the mechanics of Hollywood storytelling. The addition of Richie as a “movie freak” creates an amusing echo chamber for their love-hate relationship with cinema—and the heights (or depths) showbiz can inspire.
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This is Joe Lo Truglio in his element: riffing, revisiting (and botching) bits, all while amplifying the show's blend of Hollywood parody and high-concept absurdity. There's no need for context—just bring your sense of humor and willingness to follow a zigzagging comedic path.