Sarah Sherman, Our Close Friend Again

Summary

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Hollywood Handbook: "Sarah Sherman, Our Close Friend Again"

Released May 26, 2026
Hosts: Hayes, Sean (Hal Lublin), Heather Anne Campbell
Guest: Sarah Sherman

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Episode Overview

This episode of Hollywood Handbook reunites hosts Hayes, Sean (Hal Lublin), and Heather Anne Campbell with their returning guest, Saturday Night Live (SNL) cast member and comedian Sarah Sherman. The conversation revolves around the end of SNL's 51st season, Sarah's ongoing quest to break through with a recurring character, and her unique comedic style, which the hosts attempt to "elevate" with new sketch ideas. The episode also leans into Sarah's own self-deprecating humor about her body, as the group riffs through weight-related bits, inside jokes about the SNL cast, and musical parody ideas, all delivered with their signature absurd, meta-comedic banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Reflections on SNL and Sarah's Characters

• The hosts open by expressing mixed feelings about Sarah's presence, relating it to SNL's season ending ("I hate that you're here. I love seeing you. But I hate that you're here right now, Sarah, because you know what it means, Hayes? It means season 51's really over." – Hal, 01:20).
• Sarah laments another year without landing a famous recurring character:
  Sarah: "Another season has passed me by without me creating yet again a famous recurring hilarious character." (02:02)
• The trio brainstorms trying to flip the classic "straight man" character, positing a scenario where the 'normal' character is secretly the weirdest in a scene.

Comedy Process and Sketch Pitches

• The group keeps pitching sketch ideas into self-aware absurdity:
  • Sarah riffs on her "surprised woman" character, mockingly named only "The Woman."
  • Sean and Heather suggest new comedy directions, including Sarah as a "poop vampire":
    Sarah: "This could help me with this big character I've kind of wanted to actually get going on the show, which is the poop vampire. I want to suck your butt." (11:42)
  • Sean pitches a musical parody, altering "New York, New York" to "Start spreading your cheeks":
    Hal/Sean: "What if it was Start spreading your cheeks." (11:12) Sarah: “I want to be a fart in it. Poo York, yeah. I want to pee in the toilet that never sleeps.” (13:04)

Recurring Themes: Sarah's Self-Deprecating Bits

• Much of the episode’s running joke is built around Sarah’s exaggerated body image:
  • Numerous riffs about her supposed mass and gravitational pull (13:40+):
    Hal: "You're more than [the elevator capacity]... you'd have to be so tall at that point." (14:25)
  • Sarah plays along, escalating the gags (“My chair just killed itself.” – 13:40).
  • Her crying is both a literal and comedic motif:
    Sarah: "Why am I crying?" (15:34)

Reflections on Comedy Boundaries and Meta-Commentary

• The hosts regularly break the fourth wall, discussing the risks and boundaries of comedy, cancel culture, and the discomfort of repetitive self-deprecating bits.
  • Heather: "Like, we really don’t want to talk about your insane weight... the fact that you keep bringing it up is, like, is actually a problem for me as a host." (13:45)
  • Hal: "Correlation, not causation." (16:16)
  • They ironically address “cancel culture” as a double entendre (44:01+)
    Sarah: "--cancel culture, the thing my doctor did during my checkup..." (44:13) Heather: "He canceled your culture." (44:16) Hal: "He had to cancel the culture. He didn’t have the proper tool to take the sample, which was an oar." (45:48)

Parodying SNL, Rankings, and Life as a Comic

• Discussion about having to rank SNL cast members (21:03; 30:14) for a supposed segment, though it’s never played straight.
  • Heather: "We had a segment planned where you rank every single member of the [SNL] cast, including yourself." (21:24)
  • Sarah repeatedly derails this with jokes: "I would love to compliment Marcel, but I sat on him, and he died." (18:57)
• The group also parodies SNL-style musical and character sketches throughout.

Sarah's HBO Special

• Brief, tongue-in-cheek mention of Sarah’s HBO stand-up special "Hamburger Box Office" (23:38):
  • Sarah: "Hacks, which was named after what the fire department had to do to get me out of the hotel today." (24:09)
• Ongoing joke of Sarah's TV and special promotions tying back into her comedic persona.

Impressions and Standard Comedy Podcast Fare

• Improv riff: Sarah tries an Obama impression, leading to further food and body jokes
  Sarah (as Obama): "A terrible tragedy happened today. Sarah ate all the food in the world." (38:35)
• Michelle Obama impression:
  Sarah: "Folks, I would like to solve the childhood obesity epidemic." (40:27)
  • The hosts meta-comment on these impressions and the limits of topical comedy.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• "I hate that you're here. I love seeing you. But I hate that you're here right now, Sarah, because... it means season 51's really over."
  – Hal Lublin (01:20)

• "Another season has passed me by without me creating yet again a famous recurring hilarious character."
  – Sarah Sherman (02:02)

• "The woman. And that’s my character."
  – Sarah Sherman (02:57)

• "What if it was 'Start spreading your cheeks'... I mean, I'm eating your A or whatever."
  – Hal Lublin (11:12)

• "This could help me with this big character I've kind of wanted to actually get going on the show, which is the poop vampire. I want to suck your butt."
  – Sarah Sherman (11:42)

• "It’s so heavy. Yeah... Because I tried to take the elevator, but it said maximum weight is 1800 pounds."
  – Sarah Sherman (14:14)

• "We literally haven’t spoken for about four minutes of the show. This is all you do. I know that people like to say that we make women cry on the show they are choosing."
  – Hal Lublin (15:37)

• "My belt... The St. Louis Arch."
  – Sarah Sherman (38:00)

• "Comedy landscape these days? Seems to be flattened by my girth." – Sarah Sherman (46:26)

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Episode Flow & Tone

Language & Tone:
The tone is loose, absurdist, and self-aware. The comedians riff off each other's bits, poke fun at themselves, and frequently lampoon the conventions of both SNL and showbiz podcasts—often highlighting the uncomfortable or repetitive nature of comedy routines. The episode alternates between runaway riffing and the hosts’ attempts to corral the episode toward more “productive” interview structures, which Sarah (enthusiastically and deliberately) subverts.

Format:

• Extended comedic and meta-comedic bits
• Parodied attempt at "serious" SNL cast ranking
• Musical and character sketch pitches
• Self-referential asides about both the show's format and the discomfort of certain jokes

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Segment Timestamps

• [01:20] – SNL Season End Reflections & Character Talk
• [07:12] – Sketch Brainstorming: "Everyone's normal" & Poop Vampire
• [11:12] – 'New York, New York' Parody: "Start Spreading Your Cheeks"
• [13:40] – Self-Deprecating Body Humor and Riffs
• [21:03; 30:14] – SNL Cast Ranking Segment (derailed by Sarah)
• [23:38] – Sarah's HBO Special “Hamburger Box Office”
• [38:35] – Sarah's Impressions: Obama and Michelle Obama
• [44:01+] – "Cancel Culture" Riff and Meta-Commentary
• [46:26] – Meta Bit: Flattening the Comedy Landscape
• [47:54] – Episode Wrap-up

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Summary

"Sarah Sherman, Our Close Friend Again" is a rollercoaster of meta-jokes, comedic improvisation, and lampooned attempts at standard podcast segments. The episode highlights Sarah Sherman’s sharp, self-aware comedic voice—even (or especially) as she leans into the trope of the body-shaming bit, inviting, then deflecting, the hosts’ discomfort. As the hosts veer between wanting a more structured interview and indulging Sarah’s runaway bits (whether about musical parodies, SNL characters, or mock ranking segments), the result is chaotic, weirdly heartfelt, and true to Hollywood Handbook’s inside-baseball, "too-cool-for-the-room" sensibility.

Recommended for:
Fans of absurdist comedy, SNL insiders, and listeners who appreciate podcasts that are as much about subverting expectations as they are about traditional interviews.

Transcript

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Sarah, I

[Hal Lublin]

hate that you're here. I hate that you're here. I love seeing you. I'm always happy to see you. But I hate that you're here right now, Sarah, because you know what it means, Hayes? It means season 51's really over.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

51 is over. I feel a little differently about it, which is I love that you're here.

[Hal Lublin]

Oh, I hate that she's here. I love seeing you.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And I also hate that you're here.

[Sarah Sherman]

She's gonna make America not lie.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I can't believe we lost 51.

[Hal Lublin]

51.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Can we just. 251 again, guys, another season has passed

[Sarah Sherman]

me by without me creating yet again a famous recurring hilarious character.

[Hal Lublin]

Oh, come on, don't say that.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

No, no, I think it's good to talk about it.

[Hal Lublin]

No, you got such a great character.

[Sarah Sherman]

What's up?

[Hal Lublin]

She's surprised.

[Sarah Sherman]

And that's my character.

[Hal Lublin]

She's surprised.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Somebody's acting strange, but it's us a little bit.

[Sarah Sherman]

Ready? Ready. I got it. What?

[Hal Lublin]

I mean, best in the biz.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, I wish it was still season 51.

[Hal Lublin]

I hate that you're here, but I love seeing you.

[Sarah Sherman]

Dude, you're acting crazy right now.

[Hal Lublin]

Really?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Oh, yeah. That's the same character. Does she have a name in your head? I know she doesn't always have one in the show.

[Sarah Sherman]

The woman.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

The woman, the woman.

[Hal Lublin]

Okay, the woman.

[Sarah Sherman]

The woman.

[Hal Lublin]

No one does it better.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

How can we how can we help? What can we do as people that love the show and love you and want to see you get that character? Because. Oh, yeah, in my mind, we're helping. When we see a character and we're like, let's see another one, right? Let's see the next one. And like, actually, can you help me?

[Sarah Sherman]

Can you help me shape this? How about we flip it on his head? How about we flip the script? Okay. What if the surprised woman who actually you think is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird? Do you know what I'm saying?

[Hal Lublin]

Wait, so I love this. I think I'm having trouble getting my head around it, but it actually might be. If you like new, totally new comedy,

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I'd love for you to explain it to me. And also how a show, an institution like SNL is the proper receptacle for it for like a. Oh, yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

They're taking risks.

[Guest or Producer]

Oh, yeah.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Let's turn the model on its head.

[Hal Lublin]

It's been a minute.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Let's take this thing that, by the way, just turned in 51.

[Sarah Sherman]

There's no period boots, by the way. So SNL's a MILF now.

[Hal Lublin]

Oh, interesting to think about.

[Sarah Sherman]

Wait, hold up, man.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I'd like to SNL and a cougar with it.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, no.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

SNL's getting straight elf status. I always love when you discover stuff during. During the record. A screen. Last time it was a book on the table.

[Hal Lublin]

Well, first of all, anything noticed, Exploring safe space.

[Sarah Sherman]

What happened when I walked into this?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You said, there's too many lights in here.

[Sarah Sherman]

I said, what, are you guys trying to film a porno with me?

[Hal Lublin]

Yes.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You have been talking so much about

[Hal Lublin]

walking into a porno, about how Pog

[Heather Anne Campbell]

podcast feel like doing porno because you

[Hal Lublin]

drive specifically doing porno with strangers, which seem to be a distinction in your mind. It was somehow different than doing porno with.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

It's wearing. And you're wearing a sweater.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah. So, you know, I. It's not an association that's created for me by seeing lights. I do work in entertainment.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, right.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Well, he's working. I'm aspiring.

[Hal Lublin]

I'm working.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Working on it.

[Sarah Sherman]

You're working Girl, sleigh boots, the house down, mama.

[Hal Lublin]

Thank you, Hunty. Thank you, Hunty, so much.

[Sarah Sherman]

Here, picture. Okay.

[Hal Lublin]

You're looking snatched as well.

[Sarah Sherman]

Okay, we said we weren't doing body talk.

[Hal Lublin]

No, I didn't. Your outfit can be snatched or.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, it's not.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Okay, you're not looking snatched.

[Hal Lublin]

Okay.

[Sarah Sherman]

I came in here. What happened? I walked in yeah. Sound guy hit the sound cue that played what?

[CarMax Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

Then the building shook.

[Hal Lublin]

Then when you slid away from the

[Sarah Sherman]

mic, they went beep, beep, beep, beep. Yeah. And then someone said, why did you

[Heather Anne Campbell]

slide away from the mic?

[Hal Lublin]

Well, because she wanted to say things that she didn't want recorded. And she thinks being, like, a foot and a half away is gonna somehow protect her from the scandalous statements that we will be releasing later.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Right, Sarah?

[Hal Lublin]

Unless you want to pay up.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I like bunny.

[Redfin Advertiser]

Right.

[Sarah Sherman]

Don't do that to the mic, dude.

[Hal Lublin]

Gobble it up.

[Sarah Sherman]

This.

[Hal Lublin]

Actually, I do have an idea for the. For the show for you.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Oh, great.

[Sarah Sherman]

I have nothing straight man who's actually the. The surprised man that I think Hayes might be.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Oh, Sarah.

[Guest or Producer]

I do.

[Hal Lublin]

Unfortunately, I think Hayes is right. And he's a good control group. Because you and I are a little bit out on the edge. We're doing some new stuff, I think, unfortunately, it could actually break SNL.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right. And I'd like to be around for

[Hal Lublin]

season 61 and season 71.

[Sarah Sherman]

Office. Everybody's acting normal. The weird person comes in and goes, what is going on? You guys are acting really weird right now. Even though they're acting normal. Because, like, backstory, character, motivation. Like, I'm a working actor, so I know about this kind of.

[Hal Lublin]

Okay.

[Sarah Sherman]

Cause I just came from the planet.

[Hal Lublin]

From an alien planet.

[Sarah Sherman]

So everyone's normal. Is name of the planet weird, but Poly planet.

[Hal Lublin]

Butt planet.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

That's funny.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And so they're cutting back to you after people are just being normal, and then they're cutting back to you just, like, reacting, waiting for people to laugh that you're just. You're just reacting to that.

[Sarah Sherman]

Be normal. Like, in a scene, like. Like you're being normal.

[Hal Lublin]

Okay. My hardest challenge ever.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I've never actually met a normal person.

[Hal Lublin]

There is no fucking normal. Ever seen the movie Angus? Ever seen Angus?

[Sarah Sherman]

No.

[Hal Lublin]

That's sort of the realization he comes to at the end of the movie. Angus is a little bit of an awkward teen, right. He's really trying to fit in. And he finally comes to this sort of, like, epiphany where he's, like, presenting, I think, in, like, a science class. And he's like, my hypothesis, there is no normal. You know? And he's just like, it's about a teen.

[Sarah Sherman]

I don't really watch kids movies.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Okay.

[Hal Lublin]

You are dressed in a way.

[Podcast Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

For the listeners at home. Tell them how I'm dressed.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, okay. Like a children's entertainer.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right. So what are you showing your kids that this is that.

[Hal Lublin]

Well, I take your pick. I mean, sort of a Blippi is in this neighborhood.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

Now, who's that? Because again, I don't know about, like, kids stuff, because I'm a grown up.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I'd love to come back. What's going on with you?

[Hal Lublin]

Just one of our troops. Like, I know you don't like to support the troops, but it actually is kind of nice that.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Hal Lublin]

You know, while the system is imperfect, like, they, as individuals do try to keep us safe.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

He is a children's performer who, it was eventually revealed, did a video where he ate some poop one time. One single time. And he. And he's done. He's done. He's done like hundreds and hundreds of videos of other videos where he doesn't do that. Hundreds, Hundreds of videos. And he does one.

[Hal Lublin]

Literally one, like years ago. Not even in the outfit.

[Sarah Sherman]

Like Pink Flamingos.

[Hal Lublin]

Very much out of there.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

No, that's. That was like a little piece that

[Sarah Sherman]

was nothing could be a big poop, you know, it's not.

[Hal Lublin]

I like whatever he did or didn't

[Heather Anne Campbell]

do in one video, it wasn't.

[Sarah Sherman]

Is this, like, Mr. Blobby or. Who is this?

[Hal Lublin]

I actually would like to move on because it is reminding me of an idea for you for the show.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Hal Lublin]

And it's a comedy idea. I can't do anything with it, but it's good for you.

[Sarah Sherman]

You might as well throw it in the garbage.

[Nissan Rogue Advertiser]

Well,

[Hal Lublin]

I don't think of it that way. I actually think that it could be a great showcase for you. And I know that it's funny. So I'm in Los Angeles, but of course you do your show in New York. There's iconic song. New York, New York.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

And. And I think there's some room to play with the lyrics possibly for us. And you talked about a couple different gross things, but you like to sort of traffic in the, you know, the obscene, the grotesque. And also you're younger, your audience skews you. Thank you for saying that. And so I think that perhaps the opening line of the song, we all know it as Start spreading the news.

[Nissan Rogue Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

What if it was.

[Hal Lublin]

Start spreading your cheeks.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Hal Lublin]

What if it was Start spreading your cheeks.

[Sarah Sherman]

Sorry.

[Hal Lublin]

I mean, I'm eating your A or whatever. Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

But it's, you know, and then it's.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I want to. I want to be. I want to be a fart.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah. I want to be a fart in it. Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

And by the way.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

The way I've actually tried.

[Hal Lublin]

Please don't charden it or whatever. Yeah. I mean, but, yeah, it's. No, go ahead. Sorry.

[Sarah Sherman]

I've really. This could help me with this big character I've kind of wanted to actually get going on the show, which is the poop vampire. I want to suck your butt.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah.

[Nissan Rogue Advertiser]

Okay.

[Hal Lublin]

That's interesting. But this adds a musical element which I think really plays. And you've got all these pop star, you know, hosts. I mean, what if you, you know, were singing a duet, you know, sort of a New York, New York. I don't know what the new name of it would be.

[Sarah Sherman]

The Pop Stars Don't Want to Sing with Me.

[Hal Lublin]

Well, they might have. You brought in a really strong comedic premise. Start spreading your cheese. I think that that could actually go a long way towards earning their trust.

[Sarah Sherman]

And do you think I have. It's kind of like an outfit reveal. Like, I start off as, like, a hobo with a. I don't want to

[Hal Lublin]

do the whole thing. Set it work for the show. I'm not getting paid to do that in any way, but I did have an idea that I.

[Sarah Sherman]

Okay.

[Nissan Rogue Advertiser]

Oh,

[Sarah Sherman]

I don't think I could. Hi.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

We just had Cecily on. She sang to sir with Love on the podcast on snl. And on the podcast, I did both.

[Sarah Sherman]

Okay.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

To Sirs with Love.

[Sarah Sherman]

Start spreading the cheeks. I'm eating your egg. I want to be a fart in it. Poo York, Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Poo York, yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

I want to pee in the toile that never sleeps.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

And then it goes.

[Hal Lublin]

It feels a lot like your act, just with a little bit more focus. And so that's crystallizing some of these ideas that we've been dancing around and putting them in a package that people can.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And that's one side of the challenge is lifting you up, but at the

[Sarah Sherman]

same time, which is hard considering how heavy I am.

[Hal Lublin]

That's the. That's for you and Casey to work out. You know, again, I'm not gonna talk about anybody's body.

[Sarah Sherman]

My chair just killed itself.

[Hal Lublin]

Okay. It seems like you like this.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah. It's like you keep bringing it back to this. Like, we really don't want to talk about your insane weight. Like, literally the last thing we want to do, and I'm having to work so, so hard not to do it. And so the fact that you keep bringing it up is, like. Is actually a problem for me as a host.

[Sarah Sherman]

I wasn't bringing it up. I was bringing it all the way down to the center of the earth.

[Hal Lublin]

It's so heavy. Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

And it really sucks. Because I tried to take the elevator, but it said maximum weight is 1800 pounds.

[Hal Lublin]

You're more than that.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah,

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I'm worried. I'm worried. Yeah, I'm worried. I'm worried about 52. I'm worried about the rest of the cat.

[Guest or Producer]

52.

[Sarah Sherman]

Even my pants size.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

52 is your pant size.

[Hal Lublin]

She's over 1800 pounds, which means she must have very long legs. 52 is a big waist, but it's not. It's not 1900 pounds.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

No, no.

[Hal Lublin]

You'd have to be so tall at that point.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That's like real pants that they have.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, people do wear a 52.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

So the pants that you would have to wear are not like real pants that they would ever. They wouldn't like have a number for it, you know?

[Hal Lublin]

Right,

[Sarah Sherman]

right. And then Brendan Fraser would have to do the will too, about me having to shop for pan hands. The whale. Sorry To a million.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

It have to be the whale 2 billion.

[Hal Lublin]

2 million. Have to be the whale 2 million.

[Sarah Sherman]

Why am I crying?

[Hal Lublin]

We literally haven't spoken for about four minutes of the show. This is all you do. I. I just. I know that people like to say that we make women cry on the show they are choosing.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And so now, like, just watch this. Okay? Watch this and say that it was us. They come on here and they start crying. We don't do anything polite.

[Hal Lublin]

And it may. It can be healthy to have a good cry to get that out of your system. So I don't wanna even say that it is negative, but if you believe it to be negative, I think it's fine. Don't come for us as if we're causing it. You know, it's just happening near us.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Hal Lublin]

Correlation, not causation.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right. Well, nothing's near me because it's my circumference.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

No, everything is near.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Literally everything in the world is because

[Sarah Sherman]

of my gravitational orbit.

[Hal Lublin]

Something very skinny.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Well, just like the sheer mass is like it's touching.

[Hal Lublin]

Perhaps not near your center, you know, but it is. But it is near you.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You're thinking of.

[Sarah Sherman]

I think I'm so fat that I have a gravitational pull that pulls everyone near me.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Right. And they are already near you because you're so big. You're everywhere.

[Hal Lublin]

Well, and they want to be involved in the whale 2 million as well. They're near you in that way. Because it sounds like a project that could.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Who wouldn't want that role?

[Hal Lublin]

The whale 2 million. I mean, hardware.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

We're going back to Brendan Fraser that is getting hardware. Like, it's hard for her to wear clothes.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah. Oh, no. It's the roast of Sarah's fat ass, hosted by Hollywood handbook. Oh, Hollywood handbook.

[Hal Lublin]

All right. You want to eat it?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

No. We will not be doing this with you.

[Hal Lublin]

Hungry for eating it.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

What we're doing today. 51 is over. It's. We are ranking the cast on the menu. No, no, we're not doing this with you.

[Hal Lublin]

We're not. That's not.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

We're not talking about your huge body anymore. You

[Hal Lublin]

should stop steering it that way because we're not engaging with that anymore. We're gonna do what we set out to do. This is a professional show. We had a segment planned where you rank every single member of the Rank

[Heather Anne Campbell]

every cast member, including yourself.

[Hal Lublin]

Yes.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

There's 17 of you.

[Sarah Sherman]

Do you know why? It's season 51. It is 51 seasonings. Salt, pepper. I'm hungry. Okay.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Seasonings are not what's making you like this.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, that's.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Seasoning is, like, the least of your primes. Yeah. 51 seasonings.

[Hal Lublin]

Salt, pepper was as far as the list got, as well.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

There's 41. Why don't you say, like, 51 sticks of butter or something? 51 different seasonings. It's like.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, you can even just say 51 flavors made. Baskin Robbins add a few.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

So it's very behavior that we're seeing there tonight, and I'm wondering who it is that you're, like, worried about ranking.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, it seems.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Or is it that you don't want to compliment the other cast members?

[Sarah Sherman]

I would love to compliment Marcel, but I sat on him, and he died.

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[Heather Anne Campbell]

So is he.

[Hal Lublin]

I hope that's not true. He's really having a great year.

[Sarah Sherman]

Why am I crying and sweating?

[Hal Lublin]

I'm just saying the sweating is probably from the lights, which, of course, you've only seen before on a porno set.

[Sarah Sherman]

You want to know what porno is for me?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

What?

[Hal Lublin]

Food or something?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, the Food Network.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

The Food Network.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's.

[Sarah Sherman]

God, someone give me on the roast, please.

[Hal Lublin]

We can't get you on the roast because you'd eat it.

[Sarah Sherman]

I can't. Focusing. I'm focused.

[Hal Lublin]

I heard some of those roast jokes went a little too hard afterwards. They had roast beef. People were upset.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That's a good. So that's an example of. Of a joke that's not about body stuff. Like, it's food. You got food in there.

[Hal Lublin]

Food which people obviously got food in there. People will think you'll talk about it, but you at least can do it in a way that doesn't make everyone uncomfortable.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Are we're. We're banking on coming back? Is that.

[Hal Lublin]

Are we assuming we're coming back? When do those renewals come in?

[Sarah Sherman]

I guess I just have to pass my way in.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Okay.

[Hal Lublin]

I would. I would like to talk about something else. I would like to talk about something

[Heather Anne Campbell]

else, because now we are. Now we are complicit of this.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You forced us on our own show.

[Hal Lublin]

In order to do anything at all on the show, I've had to participate in this.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And we've been doing it to try to make you feel better because you have been crying so much.

[Hal Lublin]

It is that thing. Maybe if I engage for a minute, then it'll make it easier to sort of exit from this, and then you are trapped. So I'm now gonna ask us to move on to another topic. The topic we had planned was, of course, ranking every single cast member of Saturday night Live from best to worst, including yourself.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Just for season 51.

[Hal Lublin]

Just for season 51. You don't have to go back to the earlier seasons if there is someone that you want to put.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Oh, now I see. Specifically low down on the line because it's season. Season 51. That's why they call it season 51. Cause it's 51 seasonings. That's why they call it Season 51. I apologize.

[Hal Lublin]

I actually used to have a joke I would do at a restaurant where I would put the salt and pepper shake or up to my eyes, and I would say, seasonings. Greetings.

[Sarah Sherman]

And that got you a wife?

[Hal Lublin]

That got me a companion. She's asked me to stop using the term wife. Nothing bad. Just not certain that label fits anymore. And I'm supportive of that. I'm actually not supposed to have this on. She's gonna kill me if she sees this video.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You'll make her jealous. Taking a ring off.

[Hal Lublin]

That's right.

[Sarah Sherman]

Wish I could wear rings.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That's why I was. That's kind of what I was alluding to. He could take it off so easily that it would make you jealous.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah. You'd have to wear the rings of Saturn because of your. That's the only ones that would fit on you.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Because your fingers are.

[Hal Lublin]

Fingers are that big. They're the size of the planet.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, my finger's so big, I tried to finger my bitch and she exploded.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, you mentioned that prior to recording. You did mention that. And we did offer our condolences to your bitch and to her family.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And I weep for the institution.

[Hal Lublin]

I weep for do you not know who's on season 51? Do you not know the names of the cast members?

[Sarah Sherman]

I can't see them because. No, I got. I got this.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And you have a special too, that we gotta talk about. Probably tried to order it.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah,

[Sarah Sherman]

yeah, on hbo. Hamburger Box.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Hamburger Box Office.

[Sarah Sherman]

I added the Max to it when they put me on.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, that's what you did.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

You imagine that.

[Sarah Sherman]

There's a lot of good stuff on that channel. Okay. Hacks, which was named after what the fire department had to do to get me out of the hotel today.

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[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

Hex down the door. Mm.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Yep.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

They have any other. Any other stuff on there?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, Let me think. W2TF St. Louis.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

WTF St. Louis?

[Hal Lublin]

WTF?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

They have WTF St. Louis on there. Okay. What do you think of that show?

[Hal Lublin]

I thought it was called DTF St. Louis. I did think it stood for Damn Too fat.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

They got that arch there. Sarah said, oh, I found my belt.

[Sarah Sherman]

And then they have, of course, the Comeback, which is.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah, tell me about that show. I've heard of it. I don't really know much about it. Yeah, what is it?

[Sarah Sherman]

It's about. It's what I say to the waiter every time she walks away from the table. Hey, come back. I wasn't finished yet.

[Hal Lublin]

Wow, this is an away joke. But I thought you were gonna maybe say that. It's what every guy who's ever slept with you wishes they could get.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah, I kind of prefer to stay in the weight area. Yeah, me too.

[Sarah Sherman]

Why do you think I'm so fat? What do you think I'm full of?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That's why. Yeah, that's why you weigh more than 1800 pounds. If you have your own gravitational pull, it's from that much.

[Hal Lublin]

As they watch that Comeback camp.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That's. That's why if you had to wear a ring, you have to wear the rings of Saturn because you have. You got that much in you?

[Sarah Sherman]

Well.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Oh, my God.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, it's because I got it from the rooster and his.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

The rooster from the show Rooster?

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, the rooster show.

[Sarah Sherman]

Rooster and his cock a doodle do. Oh, I thought that was a cum tie back.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

A tie back?

[Hal Lublin]

Tie back.

[Sarah Sherman]

What else? What else? Sorry, that's me looking at the menu. Yeah, I was looking at the menu of HBO and a couple of other ones as well.

[Hal Lublin]

I guess they got that show the Last of Us, which I suppose is what you're going to be after you've sat on everybody else on the planet.

[Sarah Sherman]

The Last of Us is talking about the Last one fry at the bottom of the bag. I guess it's one too many fries. If I ate the whole bag, I start realizing I don't really know what other shows are on there.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Guest or Producer]

Oh, yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

I got one. Okay.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That was cool.

[Sarah Sherman]

Julio Torres presents my favorite Shape Me Round.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

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[Sarah Sherman]

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[Hal Lublin]

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[Sarah Sherman]

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[Hal Lublin]

Well, it's not too late to move on. Do some ranking.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

We could rank the SNL cast. We could talk about the special. I mean, like, you don't get a ton of these, you know, just in. You're not just like.

[Sarah Sherman]

I don't get a ton of at bats.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I mean, you're not like. Are we talking about a next one with hbo? Like, you tell me. I. I would be a little surprised. I don't think you're on an annual cycle with. Right.

[Sarah Sherman]

I got five new minutes.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I mean, this one came out in December and you're promoting it now.

[Hal Lublin]

And first I'm hearing of

[Sarah Sherman]

was called Liven in the flesh. A lot of it.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, of

[Guest or Producer]

course.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

So something about your. The, the way you fan yourself, I think is part of why.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You're sweating and you're so warm. It doesn't. Like, it's not working.

[Hal Lublin]

It looks like it's actually trapping heat.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And just your fingers are so far apart.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, I don't need a. I don't. I can't. I can't fan myself. I need an H Vac system. Huh?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You need an H Vac system?

[Hal Lublin]

H vac system.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Right.

[Hal Lublin]

Actually pretty common that people are cooled down.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Could I suggest a helicopter? The propellers of a helicopter.

[Sarah Sherman]

Thank you.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Might be sufficient.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

Perhaps a glacier, like sweating on like my mullet. But when I sweat, obviously it's a tsunami.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

It's a tsunami. Everything is huge.

[Hal Lublin]

Things are much bigger.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Everything you're doing, things are much bigger

[Hal Lublin]

than they typically would be. So when you, if you think about the size of something a typical person would use, you're gonna have to increase the size of it for when you're using something.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Actually the biggest version.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Or Niagara Falls.

[Hal Lublin]

Yep.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That could be the other possible example.

[Hal Lublin]

Mm.

[Sarah Sherman]

Mm.

[Hal Lublin]

So do you want us to say the names of some of the cast members? You can kind of put them into their position or position.

[Sarah Sherman]

Under my butt.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Under my butt.

[Hal Lublin]

Mm. That could be like an under my thumb song parody to follow up the

[Heather Anne Campbell]

sort of sometimes like, who you are. We'll get one like that and I'll think, surely she won't go back again.

[Sarah Sherman]

Surely she won't go back to the well.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That one was so pointless. There was like. There was so little reward for it.

[Hal Lublin]

Just very watery.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah. So like what?

[Sarah Sherman]

Right,

[Hal Lublin]

right.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

But to her, to her it's something completely different.

[Hal Lublin]

No, it's somehow admirable, actually. The desire to keep swinging so long past any sort of effective contact that's being made.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's almost dada est or da da da da. Wow.

[Hal Lublin]

And it is less, even less than that. That was even less than the. Under my butt.

[Sarah Sherman]

You don't like my joke about Dada or the cut up type of art form. Cut up, yeah. Got a what I do to a steak?

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, yeah. Cake. Steak, yeah, probably, yeah. Cake. Pretty good. Had already said it.

[Sarah Sherman]

Is it cake? I don't care. I'll eat it anyway.

[Hal Lublin]

Well, so that's one of your cast members is the host of that.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Hal Lublin]

I suppose you'll rank him. Number one

[Sarah Sherman]

is Mikey Day. Cake. The way I ate that ass kind of something.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And these are like people you have to. You go to work with. Like, you know him. Yeah, he's like a friend.

[Sarah Sherman]

Like he knows what I'm like.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You guys text and like. But you talk about him like this. Yeah, you talk about eating his ass. Like you like this is like you're

[Hal Lublin]

going to work just totally unprompted. Like it is. You know, we like to have fun. It's comedy. But it is a job. It's a professional environment.

[Sarah Sherman]

I can't text him because every time I go to text him, press every key at once.

[Hal Lublin]

You press every key at once. Perfect structure.

[Sarah Sherman]

I have to do voice to text. So if I go to text Mikey, I'm like, hey, Mikey, you have a

[Hal Lublin]

different voice when you do it. I've been speaking you already.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And also that's a strange way to learn that you cannot do a deep voice. You just make your mouth rowd.

[Sarah Sherman]

I can't.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

The voice, the register of the voice doesn't go down at all.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's because my balls drop. And then they killed a thousand people. Or what am I trying to say?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That was the one that tripped her up.

[Sarah Sherman]

That part.

[Hal Lublin]

She can't do a deep voice because her balls did drop.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Because her balls dropped.

[Hal Lublin]

They apparently also had. Because they also had. Now it doesn't seem like a weight thing. It just seems like you are a giant at that point. That's not really

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[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah, there are elements of that there still, but like there's. You're round Right. But you're really just a giant. I mean, a giant would eat so much food.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, they'd love it. I mean, they'd just need it as fuel for their body. Like, they just need more calories because they'd be so big. And you did say that your waist was only a 52, so.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Actually, you being a giant is starting to track beef.

[Sarah Sherman]

I foe farm. I am big. Some full of the cum from earlier.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Thank you.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

James comes on the show and, like, he does impressions and stuff.

[Hal Lublin]

Yep.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And we'll do, like, a little bit with him and, like, we'll talk about Lauren and stuff. Not too much.

[Hal Lublin]

We'll set him up for some impressions. Yeah, we'll do. Yeah, we'll make, you know, some. Some Lauren comments. But, you know, we'll kind of talk about, like, what's going on over there, and it's fun. And if he has a special or something or a live show he's promoting, you know, we'll promote that as well.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

Sort of.

[Hal Lublin]

Normal people seem to like it. You know, it's funny.

[Sarah Sherman]

Team me up.

[Hal Lublin]

Do an impression of a decent podcast guest so we can release the episode. Wouldn't hate that we can get even a few minutes of it.

[Sarah Sherman]

Team me up. Team me up, Coach.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Okay. And I think. I think you think now that this is what people want from you, that this is what they like, that you. I don't think you want to be doing this.

[Hal Lublin]

No.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And I think that's why you're crying

[Hal Lublin]

the same way you made yourself cry. You've created this prison for yourself.

[Sarah Sherman]

You know? Who said I don't want to be doing this? My belt.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Your belt? The St. Louis Arch. Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Much bigger than a normal belt.

[Sarah Sherman]

Tee me up. Team me up.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I'd love to tee you down.

[Sarah Sherman]

Mm.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I'd love tear up.

[Hal Lublin]

We're tearing up for an impression.

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[Hal Lublin]

Okay. Obama,

[Sarah Sherman]

Folks. Folks, a terrible tragedy happened today. Sarah ate all the food in the world.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

First name only at this. At this point. Why would. With everything that's going on with you, I think people would just call you Sarah at this point. There's. We're certainly not naming anyone else that.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, I wish I had a last name.

[Hal Lublin]

No, it would be.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, but I ate it.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Thought it said sherbert.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Does Obama. Did Obama say, folks, that much? That wasn't my entry point necessarily.

[Sarah Sherman]

That's just what I say.

[Hal Lublin]

Just your key phrase.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

Anytime soon, we get into character. Folks, man. Folks, man. Do you want a cheesecake? Sure, man.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Sure, man.

[Sarah Sherman]

See me up. See me up, bro.

[Hal Lublin]

I don't know if we're gonna top that Obama.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, I topped Obama. Exploded.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Exploded. You tried to finger your bitch, but it sounds like you successfully did top Obama.

[Guest or Producer]

That.

[Hal Lublin]

That came through. I guess maybe you could do an impression of Michelle Obama as well. Long as we're here,

[Sarah Sherman]

folks, I would like to solve the childhood obesity epidemic.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah, that was actually an unfortunate assignment, looking back on it.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

Guess I'm gonna have to solve the adulthood obesity epidemic. Wow.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah. She's taking a decently long walk, but we're getting to where we need to

[Sarah Sherman]

go, I'll tell you. A long walk. Mm.

[Hal Lublin]

Get from one end of Sarah to the other or something.

[Sarah Sherman]

Something like this. Something. Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Quite a distance. She's so large.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I almost wanted to go, like, do you want to have any more HBO shows? You ought to do this with, like.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Maybe another service. Is there another Next special? Maybe would be on Netflix or something if there's something there you want to do, you know?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

Netflix is a joke.

[Sarah Sherman]

More like Netflix is a poke bowl to you.

[Hal Lublin]

It would be. You'd like to eat it.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Some kind of big person would eat.

[Hal Lublin]

Yep.

[Sarah Sherman]

No matter. I'll eat anything.

[Hal Lublin]

Back for another Poke Bowl. Netflix is a pokeball.

[Sarah Sherman]

Netflix's tires. You mean my belt?

[Hal Lublin]

Your belt. Well, your belt was the same.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And your belt also said, I don't want to be doing this.

[Sarah Sherman]

I guess my. My bracelet.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Your bracelet?

[Sarah Sherman]

Didn't know my bracelet had a TV show.

[Hal Lublin]

Your ring was the rings of Saturn, but then your bracelet is a tire.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I didn't know my bracelet had a TV show.

[Sarah Sherman]

I love la. I would, too, if I didn't knock it into the ocean with my badass

[Hal Lublin]

back to HBO now. Yeah. Which is great.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You would have loved it.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah. He would love it, too, if you.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah, you would also love it.

[Hal Lublin]

Knock it in the ocean.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

If you hadn't already knocked it into the ocean with your fat.

[Hal Lublin]

Hard to love it now. Just in the ocean. Result of her fat ass knocking into it. Not gonna love it.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Just thinking of, like, your team.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

To be. To be or not to be so fat.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I would.

[Sarah Sherman]

That is the tubby or something.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Pronounced it tubby. No, but to be or not to be. So fat.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, that's right.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Wow. I don't think we've ever done a fat joke on the show before.

[Hal Lublin]

No.

[Sarah Sherman]

No. Right.

[Hal Lublin]

Kind of stayed away from it, and

[Heather Anne Campbell]

I kind of like. It feels like so long ago now, but I do kind of remember the first one. Kind of feeling like I Don't know if we want to be doing fat jokes.

[Hal Lublin]

No, I definitely, on the show, want that to be the episode with the.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Like, just. Just before that memory disappears forever, I'm remembering thinking, well, at least that one is over.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right? Because you're afraid of cancel culture. Cancel culture? The thing that my doctor did during He. He. During my. My. My checkup.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

He canceled your culture. He was gonna take a.

[Hal Lublin]

The thing my doctor did during my checkup, okay, is cancel.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Cancel culture might be like my doordash driver canceling my order. Something like that. But no, wait, let's finish this one.

[Hal Lublin]

Let's finish this one, and we'll see if there's another one as well.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Your doctor.

[Sarah Sherman]

DoorDash. I'm going Door run faster. Can't come soon enough.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Instead of dash, Dash is already fast. Door run faster.

[Sarah Sherman]

And that ain't no door. That's a portal to another dimension. The way I have to be.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

That's not even really size related.

[Hal Lublin]

No, it's science fiction.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

It's just not. It has nothing. It's not conditional to size at all.

[Sarah Sherman]

So hot.

[Hal Lublin]

I would not mind a portal to another dimension.

[Sarah Sherman]

What else? What else?

[Hal Lublin]

What else is in the news? What else is in the news?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Can we finish the cancel culture?

[Hal Lublin]

I just like, yeah, cancel culture. That's what my doctor did at my checkup is where we were.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Like, they were gonna take a. Like a culture. Like a swab.

[Sarah Sherman]

Swab. But he had to use an ore.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

He had to use it in a whore.

[Sarah Sherman]

He had to use an oar.

[Hal Lublin]

An oar. Like a ship ore.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm sorry.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

And he didn't have one, so he had to cancel it.

[Hal Lublin]

He had to cancel the culture. He didn't have the proper tool to take the sample, which was an ore. It would have been an ore.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Are you insulted by the fact that I thought you said use it in a whore and it was just like. Just something you would say?

[Sarah Sherman]

Nope. Cause I just keep it moving.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, that's good philosophy.

[Sarah Sherman]

I keep rolling.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Like when you encounter a hill.

[Sarah Sherman]

Comedy landscape these days. Yeah. Seems to be flattened by my

[Hal Lublin]

girth.

[Sarah Sherman]

By your girth.

[Hal Lublin]

The comedy landscapes flattened by your

[Heather Anne Campbell]

girth.

[Sarah Sherman]

Anyways, what else?

[Hal Lublin]

What else?

[Sarah Sherman]

What else?

[Heather Anne Campbell]

So the special is. It's been out for

[Sarah Sherman]

almost.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Almost a year,

[Sarah Sherman]

which is what flashes on the scale when I step onto it.

[Hal Lublin]

A year flashes on the scale.

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[Heather Anne Campbell]

Well, like, yeah. 20, 26, 1978.

[Sarah Sherman]

Okay.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Almost any year.

[Hal Lublin]

I mean, like, I guess everybody lies. Even at that size. You shave it down a little bit, you know

[Sarah Sherman]

Shaving. Something I wish I can do. I haven't been able.

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[Sarah Sherman]

Can't read.

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It's too much of a challenge.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Yeah.

[Hal Lublin]

And what would you use for like a razor? Yeah, like a big. Like an. Or perhaps a sharpened ore.

[Sarah Sherman]

But seriously, it's really great to be back.

[Hal Lublin]

Yeah, it's good to have you back.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

You're mostly back at this point.

[Sarah Sherman]

Great to be back in the saddle.

[Heather Anne Campbell]

Bye.

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Why is it always chaos when we link up?

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