01-01-26 - Trump's Star Wars Sounds Game - 2015 - BO

Summary

Podcast Episode Summary

Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 01-01-26 – Trump’s Star Wars Sounds Game – 2015 – BO
Date: January 1, 2026
Host(s): John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Special Guest: Donald Trump (as a comedic character/impersonation; possible satirical segment)

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Episode Overview

This episode centers on a rapid-fire, satirical appearance of “Donald Trump,” where he riffs on Star Wars, the presidential campaign, his rivals, and his own exaggerated persona. The hosts, joined by listeners and “Trump,” use the Star Wars universe to lampoon political figures and pop culture, with irreverent humor and frequent sound games. The tone is comedic, outrageous, and intentionally provocative.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Trump’s Exaggerated Campaign Persona & Self-Promotion

• “Trump” claims he's already as good as president and mocks President Obama.
• Considers himself the healthiest president:

  "I'm gonna be the healthiest president of all time. There's no doubt about it, Brady." (02:01)

• Boasts about outmaneuvering ex-wives and world leaders using “boob pics” as leverage:

  "You can't go through a divorce without a few nudie pictures..." (02:16)

• Claims to have compromising photos of Angela Merkel and other leaders for potential “leverage”.
• Plays up being gold under his skin, “mined by albinos on a special planet” (06:28).

2. Star Wars Comparisons to Politics

• Trump compares himself to Darth Vader and other figures to rival candidates:

  "Jeb Bush would be...the dumb friend who doesn't have a brain...Whereas I feel more like I would be Darth Vader..." (04:39)

• Ben Carson gets compared to the “black Stormtrooper” (05:22), making an awkward racial joke.
• Ted Cruz likened to a “mynock” (a Star Wars parasite):

  "Ted Cruz would be a mynock. Just attached to something and sucking the life out of it.” (06:36)

• Chris Christie as “Jabba,” Salacious Crumb as his VP:

  "Christie’s Vice President will be Salacious Crumb. The little rat." (08:01)

• Extends “Make America Great Again” to a planetary level:

  “Let’s make this planet great again.” (08:20)

• Continues the Star Wars/planetary theme with comedic riffs on building a planetary fence and moon plans.

3. Edgy, Irreverent Humor—Politics & Social Commentary

• Continual references to compromising photos, “boob pics,” and “honey holes,” especially regarding women in politics.
• Plays with xenophobic and exclusionary ideas under the guise of over-the-top satire:

  “Imagine no Muslims. I mean, already we’re off to a great start. Mexico is walled in.” (09:00)

• Makes fun of immigration with surreal suggestions (“building a jet that seats 12 million people,” “Triptopia”).
• Provoking ethnic stereotypes with Mexican callers, making jokes about family size and legal status.
• Regular callbacks to using personal pictures in divorces and as “leverage”—distastefully extended to world leaders and candidates.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Presidency:

• “Let’s just drop possibly right now and put me right in the White House. I’ll put President Obama on one of my many golf courses.” (01:34, Donald Trump impersonation)

On Star Wars as Business Parallel:

• "He’s a billionaire. And then it collapsed around...He didn’t quit. And he rebuilt...And you lose one, you can’t quit. I admire that about him." (03:38)

On Using Photos as Leverage:

• “You can't go through a divorce without a few nudie pictures to threaten your wife with..." (02:16, Trump impersonation)

On Star Wars Enemies as Political Rivals:

• "Jeb Bush would be...Watto...a seedy street vendor. Whereas I feel more like Darth Vader." (04:39)
• "Ted Cruz would be a mynock. Just attached to something and sucking the life out of it.” (06:36)
• “Chris Christie...somewhere in his mansion, there’s a woman in a gold bikini chained to something...” (07:54)

On Immigration and Planetary Fencing:

• “A fence around the planet? I can’t see any downsides. It keeps us in, and it keeps them out.” (11:23)
• “Build a fence around every alien. They can’t even come out of their own little fence.” (13:26)

On Sound Game:

• "Today will be the greatest this game has ever been played." (10:26, transition to game segment)

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Sound Game Segment (10:13–18:10)

Format:
Contestants call in to guess which Star Wars character and sound effect are being played, with "Trump" giving running color commentary and snarky asides.

Sample Exchange:

• "Are you gonna come see my speech later, Mark, are you a loser?" (10:55, Trump impersonation)
• Sound guesses vary from Star Wars characters (Han Solo, Sebulba’s Podracer) to Trump’s own wild, off-color inventions, with running jokes about divorce, sex, and rivals.

Memorable Moments and Gags:

• Sound identified as "Chris Christie taking a ... and my doorbell." (14:15)
• "You know, you're getting a lot [of photos], though. So evidently your hog works. How many kids do you have as a Mexican? I'm guessing nine. You have 10 children." (12:59, Trump impersonation, to caller)
• Several rounds end with Trump dismissing callers as “losers.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:33] – Trump on why he’ll be president & Obama golf course joke
• [02:01] – "Healthiest president" claim
• [03:10] – Trump on new Star Wars and comparing himself to Star Wars businessmen
• [04:39] – Assigns Star Wars roles to Republican candidates
• [06:36] – Extended “gold man” joke and more candidate-Star Wars comparisons
• [10:13] – Transition to Star Wars character/sound game
• [11:03] – “Planet fence” joke – fence around the Earth to keep aliens out
• [14:15] – First sound game round conclusion, riotous answers
• [16:23] – Caller correctly guesses Sebulba’s Podracer, Trump’s lewd Fiorina riff
• [17:21] – Caller challenges Trump on polls, more jokes about rivals

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Overall Tone

The style is brash, fast-paced, and deliberately outrageous—satirizing Trump’s persona and political rhetoric through Star Wars and shock humor. Listener involvement keeps it lively, and the segment relies heavily on impersonation and intentionally offensive punchlines, true to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness’s tradition of provocative morning radio.

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Summary:
If you haven’t listened, this episode is a parade of bonkers Star Wars/political mashups, “Trumpian” one-liners, and shock-jock radio antics. It’s irreverent, occasionally crass, and constantly skirting the edge of satire in its takedown of both pop culture and the 2016 (as-remembered-in-2026) campaign trail.

Transcript

[Donald Trump]

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[Donald Trump]

The best of homework's morning sickness. I'm Maddie Akupd.

[Caller]

Oh, look who's here. No security at all. None. Ladies and gentlemen, he is here. He is the leader of almost the world at this point. It's very close. All right, ladies and gentlemen, Republican frontrunner and possibly the next president of the United States, Mr. Donald Trump is here.

[Donald Trump]

Come on in, Donald.

[Caller]

Oh, my goodness.

[Donald Trump]

Look at this.

[Brady]

Trump Vader.

[Donald Trump]

Excuse me. You just said possibly the next president of the United States of America. Let's just drop possibly right now and put me right in the White House. I'll put President Obama on one of my many golf courses. I've got one right there and the Potomac in Washington. It's a little snowy. Of course, the weather's been pretty good lately. We'll stick him on there. If he'd just leave his job early like most executives and go golfing, I think we'd all be happier. And I'll just take over from there. Don't you think?

[Brady]

I'll be better. The healthiest president.

[Donald Trump]

I'm gonna be the healthiest president of all time. There's no doubt about it, Brady. Okay? I'll be the most healthy president there ever has been. If they want to have a presidential like relay race, I'd kill all of them. None of these guys can keep up with me. I'm the healthiest president of all time. I'm the healthiest man of all time. Brady, you need to get boob pics sent to you immediately. I've had all of my wives, every single one of them send me boob pics at one time or another. And it's worked out every single time as some sort of a leverage in the divorce settlement. It's been fantastic. You can't go through a divorce without a few nudie pictures to threaten your wife with. So she bats off stealing a lot of your stuff. If you've got a bunch of honey hole shots or disgusting beef shots that have been deleted, she thinks when they have it, you bring those up in court, and the next thing you know, she isn't as vicious as she was a couple hours earlier. Brilliant, okay? That's what kind of leader I am. I have naked pictures of every leader. Angela Merkel. I have tons of naked pictures of her. If she wants to get froggy, I will show them to America.

[Brady]

Making a better America.

[Donald Trump]

You want to see her German bunker? I'll give it to you. I'll show it to you. Because if she wants to threaten me, I've got evidence against them all. Always get naked pictures and hold them over other people. It's brilliant.

[Brady]

How was the new Star Wars?

[Donald Trump]

I was. I was. I thought it was one thing missing me, and otherwise it would have been the greatest movie of all time. I think the one thing that was. I felt really good about thinking about Star Wars. I went back and watched all the old ones and thought, you know, the starfighter's onto something. He's a billionaire. He's got all sorts of his own properties. People keep trying to tear him down. He just keeps rebuilding. He's been through some turmoil. Sure. You know, what great businessman has it, Multiple death stars, you know, you've had. Yeah, exactly. You know, he's a billionaire. And then it kind of collapsed around. He didn't quit. He built his billions back up and built his Trump Towers. I mean, his death stars again. And you lose one, you can't quit. And he never did. And I admire that about him. You know what? I really do. And he kept going until he won. And a lot of the time that means you're right. If you just keep plowing over the opposition until they quit, that means you were right.

[Eric]

You don't have a big weapon on the top of the Trump Tower.

[Donald Trump]

You know, we've worked on a giant laser. Yes, we have it aimed firmly at Carly Fiorina's honeyhole. You got people working on it nobody wants in there. Not even a laser that Tractor beam around that thing is tough to break down. Can't even fire a laser, and it just turns at the last minute, hits her in the leg.

[Eric]

Was she even in the debate last time?

[Donald Trump]

Don't know. I don't even know who else was there. Rand Paul was there. There's so many people so far away almost falling off the stage. Because when you're in last place, you're closest to the end. Yeah, Carly could have been sitting in the audience somewhere. It's like a.003 percenter. I don't know what that is. I'm a 42 percenter, okay? So that's how I roll.

[Brady]

What character would Jeb Bush be in Star Wars?

[Donald Trump]

Jeb Bush would be Wa Jet. Bush would be the dumb friend of a friend of a friend who doesn't have a brain. You can't talk to him. You try to Jedi. Mind you, he's too stupid. All he does is sell junk to kids. That's Watto. That's Jeff. Besides. Yeah, look, Guaca bowl is exactly Bernie, you understand? Bad business. He's got a crappy store, he's got crappy goods. And he tries to lie to you to get shady. Seedy street street vendor. That's all he is. Whereas I feel more like I would be Darth Vader. You know, Everybody thinks I'm evil, I'm running a huge corporation, I'm getting things done. And in the end, you find out, you know what? He's a pretty nice guy. He's a pretty nice guy. You take the mask off, you get behind the businessman, you know, I get along with people. I'm a really good guy.

[Brady]

What about Ben Carson?

[Donald Trump]

Ben Carson would be the black Stormtrooper. Cause he's the only one I've ever seen up there that's black.

[Eric]

They're the pilots, though. They're pretty badass.

[Donald Trump]

Well, sort of, some of them, yeah. I guess so. Put them up like. I think you're confusing them for that Tuskegee group. I don't think they're in Star Wars.

[Eric]

Yeah, maybe.

[Donald Trump]

I think you're thinking of the Tuskegee Airmen. Ben Carson reminds me. Is that what you were asking?

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah.

[Donald Trump]

I think he's Wally from the Tuskegee Airmen. I think that's the one you're thinking of. I don't know that there's a Star wars comparison.

[Eric]

Are you gonna meet Jan Brewer today?

[Donald Trump]

I'm gonna try to meet Jan Brewer today. It's not very hot, so she won't melt, so it's good.

[Brady]

Stay solid.

[Donald Trump]

She'll stay solid. It's good to have her out today. Get out in the sunshine. She could be out there. It doesn't really matter who I meet, Actually, the important question is, is Jan Brewer gonna meet me today? I mean, that's really what we're looking at. Will I remember Jan Brewer in four hours? No, but Will, more than likely all of it. If she ever gets to touch my head. My glorious gold encrusted paw, which I keep hidden under this ugly skin. That's right. I'm gold under the skin. You didn't know that?

[Brady]

It's amazing.

[Donald Trump]

Yeah, where you're pink and fleshy. I'm solid. 24 karat gold mined by albinos on a special planet.

[Eric]

What makes you so healthy?

[Donald Trump]

Exactly. Albino hands touch my gold, leaving no fingerprints, and then painted a golden skin over my gold, placed this glorious head of hair on my head, and made me the man I am today. Goldman. Not the Jew, just a gold man, not a Goldman. I'm not, like, related to the guy OJ Killed, is what I'm saying. Ted Cruz would be a mynock. Star wars totally mynach. Just attached to something and sucking the life out of it, like he's doing to every debate. What's wrong with that guy? He looks so creepy.

[Eric]

He's creepy? I thought you were weird looking.

[Donald Trump]

He's making me look great.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Donald Trump]

You know, I shouldn't say anything in these debates and just turn it over. Ted, what do you think? That should be the answer to every question? Mr. Trump, do you. Blah, blah, blah. You know what? Let me ask Ted Cruz what he thinks, then he'll say something and my numbers will go up in the polls because Ted Cruz is that neighbor. You won't let your kids talk to Grandpa Munster. It's young Grandpa Munster. Grandpa would be wicked. Grandpa would be wicked to Ewok that first befriends Princess Leia. Adorable, small, and in the end, useless. Wicket. The Ewok is Rand Paul. And that's, of course, we all know Chris Christie.

[Brady]

Come on, Ciaba.

[Donald Trump]

You know, somewhere at Christie's New Jersey mansion, there's a woman in a gold bikini chained to something. Let's just say that I'm guessing.

[Eric]

I don't know if he should go there.

[Donald Trump]

I'm guessing his vice president will be Salacious Crumb. The little rat that hangs around that guy right there. Brady, well done. Thanks, D.T. very excited about Star Wars. We're gonna get some good ideas on how to a planet because essentially being President of the United States is Running a planet. And that's what I'm gonna do. Run the planet.

[Brady]

Best planet ever.

[Donald Trump]

It'll be the greatest. We're gonna bring. We're gonna bring greatness back to the planet. Let's make this planet great again.

[Eric]

Has your wife sent you any boob pics lately?

[Donald Trump]

Yeah, all three of them. Do it all the time. I was explaining it earlier.

[Eric]

You got three wives.

[Donald Trump]

I've had three wives. It's a great gap. Each boob pick has been used in a courtroom against them in the divorce and proceedings. Eric. It's something I'm very proud of.

[Eric]

Oh, sorry. I was putting the stuff together.

[Donald Trump]

That's right. You were doing things together. But I'm just reiterating, for those slower Americans things we've already talked about, we could make this planet great again. Imagine no Muslims. I mean, already we're off to a great start. Mexico is walled in. Two for two. Canada is a wasteland of gas pipes and oil. Three for three.

[Eric]

So you just want to keep all the white people here?

[Donald Trump]

That's anything about white people. I'll take people of different colors. Yeah, but just the ones that have already checked in and signed the guestbook. No more newbies, okay? The newbies have to stay where they live and eat our fiery bombs. I'm building a jet that seats 12 million people, and we're gonna fire it off to Triptopia, a planet very few people know about. Where I come from, made of gold, almost done mined by albinos. Merry effing holidays from the big red radio. Holmberg's morning sickness. Take the 12 million good ones. I don't even know if I can find anybody, to be honest with you. I think it's gonna be to find 12 million good people to put on the plane. You know, we'll get 6 million and everybody get two seats. It'll be nice. It's a great day whenever you get on a plane. Two seats. Of course, I don't have to deal with that because I have my own prep Trump steaks. I know you people, you probably hop on one of those Southwest planes, hope that most people look at you, Brady, and hope that nobody like you're not gonna sit next to them.

[Brady]

Look out.

[Donald Trump]

Yeah. Here comes. Oh, no, we've only got a middle. Here comes a. Oh, a chatty big fella. Are we ready to play the game?

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Donald Trump]

Sounds pretty much the same game as yesterday that I really enjoyed listening to. I thought it was one of the greatest games I've ever heard. Maybe the greatest game. No. Well, no. You know what? It was a good game.

[Eric]

Okay.

[Donald Trump]

Today will be the greatest this game has ever been played.

[Eric]

You're here.

[Donald Trump]

Yeah. Because, you know, it's really gonna add a lot to this. A good game where we play a character and a sound effect and then you name it, or I name it first, or whoever. I'll probably get it right before you. That's okay. Cause you're a loser, man. But that happens.

[Eric]

I like it.

[Donald Trump]

We all can be winners. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Right. You should be all for my presidency.

[Eric]

I am, actually.

[Donald Trump]

Much garbage spills out of your mouth. This is fantastic stuff. All right, let's go to the phones. Get a guy named Mark on Lammer. Mark, are you there? Yeah. Are you gonna come see my speech later? Mark, are you a loser?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm there. I already got my one ticket.

[Donald Trump]

You got a ticket to go see my speech? What do you hope that I say today?

[Caller]

That you're gonna block. You're gonna put a fence around Mexico to keep the aliens out.

[Donald Trump]

Oh, that's a good idea. The illegal. Illegal aliens. Really? You know, that's a good idea. You know who could build it? The Mexicans fence.

[Eric]

You think that'll be 100% effective?

[Donald Trump]

A fence around the planet?

[Brady]

Flawless?

[Donald Trump]

I can't see any downsides. I mean, it keeps us in. Yeah, and it keeps them out.

[Eric]

I guess Neil Armstrong might be pissed.

[Donald Trump]

He'd be the only one. And he's already seen it. I don't really see anybody being too ambitious about leaving.

[Brady]

What are your plans?

[Donald Trump]

I like this fence idea you've got, Mark. That style. Planet fence. Putting every planet fence. What could that cost?

[Eric]

Might cost a few bucks.

[Donald Trump]

Couple hundred billion, big deal. I got that. What'd you ask me, Brady?

[Brady]

The plans with the moon.

[Donald Trump]

I have no plans with the moon, Brady. I'm gonna keep it where it is, okay?

[Eric]

You're not gonna steal it.

[Donald Trump]

I. You know, I never knew we could. Is that possible? If. I'll look into it. I'll get a committee.

[Caller]

We can put a trump tower.

[Donald Trump]

You know what we'll do? We'll build the fence around us, but we'll pull the moon in so the moon will be inside the fence line.

[Brady]

Lasso the moon. Pour it in.

[Donald Trump]

Well, that's ridiculous. Oh, lasso the moon. Actually, have a team of people move it without a lasso. I love the Wild West. I love coming to Arizona. Very excited about lassoes and spurs and such.

[Eric]

He's having romantic thoughts.

[Donald Trump]

We'll tow it. We'll toad it. I know you're lassoing things you're thinking about ropes. Which you should think about. If your wife doesn't want to send you pictures of her boobs, maybe it's time to end it all. Good point.

[Eric]

Mark.

[Donald Trump]

When's the last time a woman sent you naked pictures? Yesterday. Yesterday. When's the last time you sent a picture of that sweet, sweet hog you're carrying around your drawers?

[Caller]

Never.

[Donald Trump]

You've never sent a picture of your dick to Subway? No. Micro penis is a problem with 1 in 25Americans.

[Eric]

I guess it's okay.

[Donald Trump]

You are Mexican. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know you're Mexican.

[Eric]

He's getting a lot of photos. It's.

[Donald Trump]

You know, you're getting a lot, though. So evidently your hog works. How many kids do you have as a Mexican? I'm guessing nine. You have 10 children. That's pretty nice. Okay, Good work. Are they all here legally? Are they anchored in, so to speak?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Donald Trump]

All right. Good for you. What year did your parents swim here?

[Caller]

65.

[Donald Trump]

In 65 they made the trek, huh?

[Caller]

Yep.

[Donald Trump]

Did they sign the guest book or are they just wandering around?

[Caller]

No, they're still wandering around.

[Donald Trump]

So they're illegal? Yep. You know what might be easier? Build a fence around every alien. There you go. Build a fence around each one of them. They can't even come out of their own little fence. That's a good idea. Where do your parents live?

[Caller]

Here in Arizona.

[Donald Trump]

Right here in Arizona. Imagine that. Not real specific about that one. Are you?

[Caller]

Somewhere.

[Donald Trump]

But I don't know. All right, let me.

[Caller]

There's that around here somewhere.

[Brady]

Parts unknown.

[Donald Trump]

Plug your computer in, Eric. Don't forget to do that. We're all ready to go. Here's your character and your sound buzzing with your name. I'll try to guess it before you. Brady can try to, but it'll probably be me. But go ahead, Mark. Good luck to you, Donald. Okay, it's Chris Christie taking a. And of course the last thing was my doorbell.

[Eric]

No, I'm sorry.

[Donald Trump]

No, that's incorrect. Unbelievable. Ready to have a guess?

[Brady]

Is first one. Han Solo being tortured. Prison when he was held captive.

[Donald Trump]

I swear to God, that is Chris. Chris getting my doorbell.

[Brady]

It is close.

[Caller]

It sounds like all of them having an orgasm.

[Donald Trump]

Yeah, it sounds like the whole cast getting it on. Nobody knows. Anyone have any idea? I don't. No. Nothing. Keep it. We'll do it again later. Go ahead. I got a couple new ideas. All right. Go ahead.

[Eric]

He loses, doesn't he?

[Donald Trump]

Yeah. You're out. So long. Sorry about that, Mark. Who are you gonna vote for?

[Caller]

Trump, of course.

[Donald Trump]

Exactly. Thank you, all Mexicans. Will I be 100% with the. With the Brown Town? All right, line two is Kenneth. Kenneth, are you there? Yep. How are you, Kenneth? Good. Are you coming? Are you coming to my speech today? Out there? May say, are you a loser?

[Caller]

I got work.

[Donald Trump]

Gotta work. Well, that's good. Most people under the Obama administration can't say that, so at least consider yourself lucky. All right, Kenneth, good luck to you. Here's your sound and your character. Go. Yes. Okay, Donald, I got the first one. Can I hear it one more time?

[Eric]

Anything for you.

[Donald Trump]

All right. The yes is President Obama every time Kenya calls. And that second noise is Carly Fiorina's washing machine on a Saturday night with her vagina placed firmly in the corner. Correct. I think that's right. Am I right? You can't prove me wrong on that. All right, Brady, have a guess. Kenneth, you buzzed in. You try.

[Eric]

Yeah, go ahead, Kenneth. What do you got?

[Caller]

Can I hear him again?

[Donald Trump]

Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Kenya on the Carla Fiorina pleasing herself on a Maytag. There's the second one.

[Caller]

A pod right there.

[Donald Trump]

We don't know. We can't tell you yet. You have to guess them both.

[Eric]

Yeah, guess them both.

[Caller]

The first one is Emperor Falcon.

[Eric]

And what do you think the second one is again?

[Caller]

Pod racer.

[Eric]

Which one?

[Donald Trump]

Oh, I know which one it is. Whose is it?

[Caller]

Figure out who I want to say. I want to say Anakin.

[Donald Trump]

No, it was Seboba's Pod Racers. I got that, but sorry about that. We got to let you go because you're a loser. Goodbye.

[Eric]

That was solid, Donald.

[Donald Trump]

Yeah, I knew Sebova's thing. I tried to give the guy a shot. It's also Carly Fiorina's favorite way to please himself, because no one will touch that honey hole. I guarantee it. If you got a picture of Carly Fiorina's honey hole, you'd think someone left a hot ham and cheese out in the rain.

[Eric]

You can't say these things.

[Donald Trump]

Why not?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Donald Trump]

You know, you'd think so. You'd think so. Speaking of a lunch, check that.

[Brady]

It's true.

[Donald Trump]

Oh, it's true.

[Eric]

Well, if it's true, I just.

[Donald Trump]

It's a weird hot ham and cheese on pumpernickel or some sort of darkened bread, and there it sits out there in a rainstorm and no one will pick it up. That's Carla Fiorina's honey hole. We've got John on line three. John, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Donald Trump]

How are you, John?

[Caller]

I'm doing well. How are you doing, Trump?

[Donald Trump]

Doing really good. You know, people like me, I feel a bird of 42% of the polls right now. I'm feeling good. You're voting for me?

[Caller]

No, I'm thinking that your polls will probably go down.

[Donald Trump]

Yeah. You know what's not going to go down? Everyone on Carly Fiorina, that's for sure. I guarantee you. Have you seen that thing?

[Eric]

I'm picking on her.

[Donald Trump]

Tell you what. It's easy to pick on her. You know what should be picking on her? Her ob. GYN and getting all those bumps off. All right, good luck to you, John. Here's your sound and your character. Go, Donald.

[Eric]

Donald's in.

[Donald Trump]

That's what I. The first song is me. When I wake up in the morning, realize President Obama is still the president. And the second sound is President Obama practicing for a steel drum band when he moves back to Kenya. No, I'm sorry.

[Caller]

No.

[Donald Trump]

Incorrect. It feels right. It feels good effort, though. It feels right, though. Okay. That's what I think's better. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.