01-02-26 - Guess The Lyric w/Lemmy - Hugh Jackman's Villain Trivia - April/May 2014 - BO

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD) — "Guess the Lyric w/Lemmy & Hugh Jackman’s Villain Trivia"

Air Date: January 2, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" features a comedic, high-energy best-of format, taking listeners through two of their signature game segments: a rock lyric challenge with an in-studio Lemmy Kilmister impression and a superhero/villain trivia contest led by a Hugh Jackman impression in full Wolverine/X-Men mode. The banter is wild, irreverent, and self-aware—packed with zingers, raunch, and musical nostalgia. Fans of classic rock, Motorhead, and superhero movies will find pure radio chaos.

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Segment 1: Guess the Lyric w/Lemmy (01:12–16:43)

Segment Highlights

• Host Channels Lemmy (Motorhead): The hosts and their Lemmy (C) impression riff on Arizona’s heat, Lemmy’s notorious health, wild tales of blood moons, and the singer’s iconic mole.

  • “Why are you wearing short shorts and cowboy boots?” — “Because it’s Arizona. It’s very hot. It’s over a billion degrees here on the sun.” (02:10–02:17, C)

• Lemmy’s Health Humor: Classic Lemmy-styled banter—“I’ve got a baboon Tart. My dad was a great explorer and he put in a baboon’s heart.” (02:38–02:46, C)

• Game Play: Finish the Lyric

  • Fans call in to complete lyrics to classic rock hits, starting with Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades.”
  • Lemmy hosts with caustic wit, mixing good-natured insults with encouragement.

• Notable Exchange: Lemmy Asks a Caller About Sexuality

  • “Are you gay?” — “I am not.” — “If you were gay, would you consider sleeping with me, Lemmy?” (05:19–05:28, C & E)
  • “If you push back, you’re gay.” (05:33, C)

• Lyric Attempts & Blunders:

  • “Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she’s got the Mercedes Benz, she’s got a lot of pretty, pretty boys…” Challengers fumble Eagles and Queen lyrics, prompting Lemmy’s trademark impatience.
  • “Why did you turn into a woman there?” (09:13, C to E, after a Queen lyric attempt)
  • “You’re just making noises—you’re not saying words.” (09:30, C)

• Lemmy on Selling Out:

  • Satirizes commercial tie-ins: “What’s in your wallet?” “I’m sponsored by Capital Wealth...Me and Alec [Baldwin] are very close.” (10:38–10:49, C)
  • “I sponsor air, ‘cause it’s in your wallet.” (12:13, C)

• Final Rounds:

  • Listeners win Motorhead tickets for correct answers, often after some roast-worthy failed attempts.
  • Wrap-up with the classic Don McLean lyric: “And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son and Holy Ghost, they caught the last train for the coast...” (14:46–15:00)

Notable Moments & Quotes

• “Jesus is a baby. I’ve died a hundred times and come back. He did it once and gets all the credit.” (04:46, C)
• On lyric blunders: “They try and they fail, don’t they?” (10:11, C)
• On a fan’s attempts: “That one was easy. It’s like, the easiest song ever.” (06:44, C)

Key Timestamps

• 02:10 – Lemmy on Arizona attire and sun jokes
• 04:33 – Lemmy’s irreverent Easter plans
• 05:19–05:28 – Lemmy’s famously inappropriate questioning
• 10:38 – “What’s in your wallet?” Capital One parody
• 14:46 – "The day the music dies" answered

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Segment 2: Hugh Jackman’s Villain Trivia (16:43–27:06)

Segment Highlights

• Hugh Jackman In Studio (Impression): The host launches into an exuberant Australian accent, riffing on Jackman’s diverse roles from Peter Allen to Wolverine and poking fun at the X-Men franchise.

  • “I have maracas on. I brought me maracas. It’s great to be here, everyone.” (17:21–17:34, A)
  • “Wolverine’s got a vagina. It’s a marvelous day.” (18:09–18:13, A)

• Meta Commentary on Costumes, Movie Scenes, and Masculinity: Jackman describes taping and tucking for nude scenes, having a “lotion boy” on set, and trading zingers about his body and Hollywood.

  • “My ass is in it. My backside, my back door, my ample bottom, it’s like a little apple.” (17:59–18:07, A)

• Superhero/Villain Trivia Game: Callers answer riddles and cheeky descriptions of comic book villains and characters:

  • Example: “Two words. Big head. This guy rams his head into everything…” “Juggernaut.” (21:30, E)
  • “This villain absolutely hates gays...one of his powers is to blow really, really hard, like a hurricane...” “Lex Luthor.” (23:40–24:11, A, C, E)

• Multiple Attempts and Roasts: Jackman’s Hugh gives multiple choice, taunts fans, references Australian slang, trades campy flirtation, and drops pop references.

  • “Do you know what we call hurricanes in Australia? We call them cockeyed bobs. We just like saying ‘cockeyed’ a lot.” (23:47–23:53, A)

• Final Questions:

  • Poison Ivy is correctly identified after pointed clues: “Chunks of greenery grow on this girl, like mold...If you touch her, you’ll get all itchy. Batman fights her a lot.” (25:17–25:59)

Notable Quotes

• “You blokes are amazing...My ass is in it. My backside, my back door, my ample bottom, it’s like a little apple.” (17:53–18:07, A)
• “Bring a napkin; it’s a real jerker.” (On going to see X-Men) (19:05, A)
• “This villain absolutely hates gays...one of his superpowers is to blow really, really hard, like a hurricane.” (22:16, A)
• “Is there a superhero called The Gobbler?...I'd love to be part of the Goblin features.” (22:44–23:05, A)

Key Timestamps

• 17:21–18:13 – Jackman impressions, wild costume details
• 21:30 – "Juggernaut" villain trivia
• 23:40 – Lex Luthor trivia/riddle
• 25:17–25:59 – Poison Ivy clue and answer

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Memorable Moments

• The Lemmy roast: In-character over-the-top rockstar satire, pranking fans with tough lyric questions.
• Hugh Jackman’s cheeky Wolverine: A self-parodying, flamboyant version of Hugh Jackman, complete with musical numbers, “miracle” maracas, and wild X-Men behind-the-scenes anecdotes.
• Fans winning (and losing) tickets: The tension and hilarity as would-be winners stumble or succeed through musical and comic book trivia.
• Non-stop, irreverent humor: Banter loaded with innuendo, meta-references, and crowd work that pokes fun at listeners and characters alike.

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Final Notes

This "best of" episode showcases Holmberg's Morning Sickness at its most unfiltered, playing gleefully with parody impressions, classic rock, and comic book icons. Both featured segments—lyric guessing with Lemmy and superhero villain trivia with Hugh Jackman—display the hosts' quick wit, love of music and pop culture, and their willingness to take every joke as far as it can be pushed.

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For Listeners Who Missed It:
If you love Motorhead, classic rock trivia, comedic impressions, or the camp of superhero movies, this episode is a fast-paced, raucous ride—and a perfect sampler of Holmberg’s over-the-top radio style.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

The best of the morning sickness is on the air.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen. One of our favorite people ever is standing in our hallways, knocking on our door. He is the lead singer of a band that should be the most popular band of all time. He is the rock stars rock star. He is the one that everybody says influenced them. And you only know one or two of his songs if you're familiar with him at all. And Motorhead's been around for what, 50 years.

[D]

Roadie for Jimi Hendrix.

[C]

That's right.

[A]

He's done it all. Are you ready? Play the music. God damn it. We haven't let him in.

[E]

Oh, there it is.

[C]

There it is.

[E]

There it is. Help it out. Lemming. On your.

[F]

Let's fire it up.

[E]

Hey, me spin.

[A]

You.

[C]

Ain't spinning me around, man. What are you doing?

[F]

Why are you wearing short shorts and cowboy boots?

[C]

Because it's Arizona. It's very hot outside.

[D]

Looks good. That is a good look.

[C]

Why wouldn't I wear short shorts and cowboy boots?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

It's over a billion degrees here on the sun. Did you see the blood moon last night, mate?

[D]

It was beautiful.

[C]

And the sun. The Crips killed it. I've got jokes, mates. It's great to be here. Brady, how are you?

[D]

Good to see you.

[F]

How's your health?

[C]

It's terrible.

[F]

I heard it was. I heard you were doing.

[C]

I've got a baboon Tart.

[F]

Yeah, all right.

[C]

My dad was a great explorer and he put in a baboon's heart.

[D]

What are you feeding the. The mole?

[C]

Snakes.

[D]

It looks like it's been eating pretty good.

[C]

That's right. Snakes eat molds normally, but my mole eats snakes. Take that, snakes.

[F]

You ever have a problem shaving for that mole there, like.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So I've taught the mole to shave. It actually shaves itself so I don't have to listen to that music.

[D]

Oh, it's saying to me, you excited for tonight, Lemmy?

[C]

No.

[F]

You're at the casino.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

No, that's why I'm not excited about the show, mate.

[D]

How you doing? Are you up?

[C]

What are you talking? Talking about? Look at me. You can pinch me and touch me.

[D]

Money, money.

[C]

Oh, right. No, I'm way up. This song has made it so I'll always be up, never down. Let's sing with the ghoul. Are you boys ready? What? Are you guys coming to the show tonight?

[D]

Oh, we'll be there. Lemme.

[C]

You're lying.

[F]

Flippers up.

[C]

You're going.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You'll go ashore. Pretty big bunny.

[D]

For sure.

[C]

That's the reason I'm here. She's following me around. I'm like her Grateful Dead.

[D]

It came out from Columbus, Ohio, to see me.

[C]

She's going to fly over to San Berdu to watch Motorhead again. It's Bunny lingus all week long.

[F]

If John Holmberg tried to be your friend, have you met her friend?

[C]

Yes, he's a good friend. He's outside watching my car. I love that guy. He's perfect. Uses his head as a shammy.

[F]

He befriends all the artists that come into town.

[C]

He's good like that. He's made me an egg sandwich.

[D]

Oh, that's what I smelled.

[C]

That's it. He's good with eggs and noodles.

[D]

What are you doing for Easter, Lemmy?

[C]

I'm going to hang myself on a cross, go underground for three days, then come back alive and well and no one will notice I've done it.

[F]

Followed Jack Daniels, and he won't even be able to feel the pain.

[C]

Jesus is a baby. I've died a hundred times and come back. He did it once. He gets all the credit.

[D]

So you're not gonna hide the eggs for your son?

[C]

I have a son?

[D]

Yeah, you met him a couple years ago.

[C]

It's all news to me. I didn't know that. Is he gay?

[D]

No, he's not.

[C]

Good. I've raised him properly, then. This boy. I don't know. Nathan, are you there?

[E]

Yeah, I'm here.

[C]

Hi, Nathan. How are you?

[E]

I'm doing good. How about you, man?

[C]

I'm great. Are you gay?

[E]

I am not.

[C]

If you were gay, would you consider sleeping with me? Lemmy.

[F]

Lemmy, come on.

[A]

Depends.

[E]

Am I giving or receiving?

[C]

If you push back, you're gay.

[E]

I would be pushing back pretty hard.

[C]

You'd be all right. And we're on, mate. You and me, tonight.

[D]

That sounds like a camping trip there.

[C]

Finish this lyric. If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man Win some, lose some, go.

[E]

It's all the same to me Nicely done.

[C]

What's the song?

[E]

Ace of Spades.

[C]

All right.

[F]

Two for the win or three?

[C]

Two.

[A]

Two.

[F]

All right.

[D]

How many have you gotten so far, Lemmy?

[C]

Two. Congratulations, you're a champion.

[D]

He wins.

[E]

Hey, I win.

[F]

Wait a minute.

[C]

All right, here we go. Her mind is Tiffany twisted She's got the Mercedes Benz she's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys Go.

[A]

Crap.

[E]

She's got the Mercedes Benz oh, I know this one. This one's Christine. Can't remember.

[C]

Sorry. I heard my own. You're out. No. Good for you, mate. Sorry. That one was easy. It's, like, the easiest song ever.

[D]

I'm horrible with lyrics. Lemmy. I don't know if you knew that.

[C]

Are you? Let's see if Brady can get one, then you can phone a friend with Brady. Chris, are you there?

[D]

You're in trouble.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

How are you?

[E]

Bg?

[C]

Bee Gees.

[F]

She loves a Bee Gees Sing me.

[C]

A Bee Gees song. Go.

[A]

No, I said peachy.

[C]

I don't care what you said. I said, sing me a Bee Gees song.

[E]

Oh, good Lord. I can't hit those notes.

[C]

I didn't ask you to sing it. Well.

[E]

Staying alive. Staying alive.

[C]

That's. That's a little bit. Keep going.

[E]

Yeah, I don't know any lyrics. Not for BGS.

[C]

You're for BJ?

[E]

No, not for the BGS.

[C]

Oh, BGS. What's a BG? I only know BJ's. You're talking about that little gay Australian band, aren't you? Chris, can you hear me?

[E]

I didn't hear that. I'm sorry.

[C]

Oh, you gotta pay attention, love, or you'll end up with stuff inside you don't want.

[E]

Oh, Lord.

[C]

That's right.

[F]

I think she likes you.

[C]

I know she does.

[D]

A little bit of a chemistry.

[E]

Lemmy's God.

[C]

Lemmy is God. Guess who's got tickets for that? Good job, Chris.

[F]

She laughs like a dolphin, though.

[C]

That means she's got an extra hoe. A blowhole will be penetrated tonight at the casino. Travis, are you there?

[E]

I'm here, brother.

[C]

Are you ready, Travis?

[E]

I'm ready.

[C]

What's your job?

[E]

I install security systems.

[C]

Install security, Keep out what?

[E]

People like you.

[C]

Is that right? Oh, yeah, that's right. He's right. That's true. All right, here we go. Good luck. See if you can get this one. The guy couldn't get her. Mind is Tiffany twisted She's got the Mercedes Benz she's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends she calls Benz it's the Eagles, isn't it, mate?

[E]

Absolutely.

[F]

One more for the win.

[C]

Good luck. I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me he's just a poor boy from it Poor family.

[E]

I don't know the word.

[C]

Why did you turn into a woman there?

[E]

For a minute I was trying to figure it.

[F]

Oh, oh, there's Queen. I mean, come on.

[C]

Yeah, but you don't have to be one to sing it. You can still have a set of balls, mate.

[E]

Couldn't you have picked a different chorus?

[C]

What's the matter with you? You're making noises. You're not saying words.

[D]

Stroking.

[C]

I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me he's just a poor boy From a poor family.

[E]

I don't know the words. Right there. I yelled at. Sorry. I just don't know the line. Right there.

[C]

Come on, say it. Say something. Is it. Is the next line. Easy come, easy go. Spending his life with a monstrosity Paying his dues in this cold, cold city.

[E]

Easy come, easy go Incorrect.

[C]

Sorry, mate.

[A]

Miserable.

[C]

They try and they fail, don't they?

[D]

Might have been tough for him. Obviously was.

[C]

What's your name? Mark. Mark, how are you today?

[E]

I'm doing great.

[C]

Sing a little Ace of Spades. Go.

[E]

If you like a gamble. I'll tell you how. You win some, lose some it's all the same to me.

[C]

That's very good. I do not want you close to the stage, though, all right? What's in your wallet?

[F]

Why did you just yell that?

[C]

Because I'm sponsored by Capital Wealth. He's just mumbling. This man's crazy.

[F]

You sold out to Capital One.

[C]

What's in your wallet?

[F]

I can't picture you in a capital one.

[C]

Of course you can. Me and Alec Baldwin are very close. All right.

[E]

No Motorhead tickets.

[C]

Good luck for Motorhead Tickets, friend.

[A]

Ready?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

And the three men I admire most the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost Caught the last train for the coast.

[E]

Oh, Man, I don't. I love the Motorhead time. Can you say it again?

[C]

And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost. They caught the last train for the coast.

[E]

Oh, man, I have what.

[C]

We started singing.

[A]

I have.

[E]

No, I can't even. I have a brain fart right now.

[C]

Oh, well, I guess you're gonna have to go to the bathroom then and drain your body. Don't have a wet brain fart. You'll die.

[E]

Yes, it will.

[C]

Go ahead so along. By the way, I'm also Trojan Man. What's in your wallet?

[F]

I don't like this selling out, Trojan man. Can't do this, Lemmy.

[C]

If it's in your wallet, I sponsor it. Eric, what have you had? Air. I sponsor air cuz it's in your wallet. Nothing.

[F]

This is not the Lemmy I know. Come on, what happened to you?

[C]

I need to pay for that child I just found out about. How old is this?

[A]

He's old.

[F]

Yeah, he's like in his 20s.

[C]

I. Oh, then backwards money. I'm gonna try one more, see if anybody can get through this gauntlet of.

[E]

Oh, yeah, I'm calling to talk to Lemmy.

[C]

Well, you are, mate. How are you?

[E]

How you doing, Lemmy?

[C]

I'm doing well. Where did we meet?

[E]

What was that?

[C]

Where did we meet? You know me so well.

[E]

Elliptic Auditorium.

[C]

The Elliptic Auditorium?

[E]

Was that with Angela, like 1986?

[C]

In 86, you remember that? Was I alive? In 86? You were unbelievable.

[F]

This is a good friend of yours, your mate?

[C]

You're my friend then I'm your friend. What did we do that night?

[E]

Oh, we drank Jack, of course.

[C]

So it was every night since 86 has been the same?

[E]

Pretty much.

[C]

Great, man. What's your name?

[E]

Renee.

[C]

Renee? That's a girl's name. Did we ever hammer each other?

[F]

You said Ray. Ray.

[C]

Is it Renee or Ray?

[E]

Go with Ray.

[C]

Can I call you Renee while we do it? Any port in a storm. Do you like the smell of Fritos and species?

[E]

Free to only in the morning.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I smell like every morning, so get used to it. When we get gay married. Merry effing holidays from the Big Red Radio 98 Kupda.

[A]

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[D]

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[A]

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[D]

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[A]

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[D]

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[C]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Are you ready? And the three men I admire most. Father, son, and holy ghost. They caught the last train for the coast.

[E]

The day the music dies.

[C]

Exactly right. Well done.

[A]

One more for the way buddy.

[D]

Don McLean.

[C]

We were very close. Being done.

[D]

Get a lot of acid with him.

[C]

Then you land tons, man. Let's throw one of these. Get up. Everybody's gonna move their feet get down.

[E]

It's destroy rock city. But listen. Get out.

[C]

He's got the song. Everybody's going to move their feet get down.

[E]

Lose their seat.

[C]

What?

[F]

Gonna lose their feet.

[C]

Everyone's gonna lose their feet Won't we soddy already? Why are we losing our feet, mate?

[A]

Who would write that?

[C]

Why would Gene be doing that? Everybody's gonna move their feet Jump down.

[E]

Everybody's gonna lose their seat Everybody's gonna.

[C]

Lose their seat Final answer.

[E]

I'm gonna go with that.

[C]

Incorrect. So close, though.

[D]

Everybody's gonna pick their seats.

[C]

Why would you lose your seat?

[E]

I don't know. I'm rocking out. I'm rocking out to Lemmy tonight at Wild Horse pass, right?

[A]

You're going.

[F]

You're already going.

[C]

You have tickets and what you call for?

[E]

No, I was hoping to win tickets.

[C]

All right, close enough. You win. Hold on.

[F]

You're gonna give him tickets? Yeah.

[C]

I like that. He wanted to go.

[D]

He wants to be there.

[F]

Well, a lot of people want to go. We can't get them all tickets, Larry.

[C]

Everybody's gonna move their feet get down not that. No, no. Every time you scream. Every time you scream get down to a Jew, they go to war. It's the best of Homburg's morning sickness.

[A]

We're very excited. You have music for him right here. He's standing outside his premiere tonight here in Phoenix and all over the world. The X Men movies are out and. Oh, listen to that. Does he have his theme music, though? He's gonna get mad otherwise.

[D]

Yeah, not blowing him off.

[A]

Yeah, this is. He's not coming in unless you play his stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, he plays Wolverine. He is here right now and he is right with us. Let's welcome the man who won 52 Tonys for playing the very gay Peter Allen. Mr. Hugh Jackman is here.

[C]

Wow, look at those pants.

[F]

How are you color is that.

[A]

Pardon me. I didn't hear you. I was ensconced in Peter Allen's voice. So I have to win my piano bench. I want my miracles. I have maracas on. I brought me maracas. It's great.

[C]

It's great to be here, everyone.

[A]

How are you? Oh, my raffles. You noticed my ruffles? Wolverine's new outfit has ruffles and, like, my knee boots. How about these knee boots over here?

[F]

They're supposed to be promoting X Men.

[A]

Your pockets.

[D]

Your pockets are missing on the back of your pants.

[A]

It's great to be back here in Arizona. I like seeing you boys.

[F]

You're so anti Wolverine.

[A]

You blokes are amazing. You're gonna see my film. My ass is in it. My backside, my back door, my ample bottom. It's like a little apple.

[D]

How'd you cover up the front side?

[A]

It was very difficult. I put a gaffer's tape on it and taped it between my legs. Made myself a little vagina. Little gutted rabbit was fabulous. Wolverine's got a vagina. It's a marvelous day. Filming that there was fun. I messed up my lines on purpose so I could keep my pants off longer.

[D]

Took a week.

[A]

I got 52 phone numbers. It was great. All the crew wanted to come over and I had to have a lotion boy keep the buttocks glowing for the screen. It was marvelous.

[C]

Wolverine.

[D]

How's the miss?

[A]

I understand she's doing well. We correspond through mail.

[D]

Wow. Because you're so busy, what was the.

[A]

Last time I emailed her? She said, thank you for paying the bills. And I said, thank you for not saying a word. It's been a marvelous time being X Men. Eric, are you gonna go to the movies tonight? Yeah, I'm going Ah, bring a napkin. It's a real jerker.

[D]

Hey, could you do me a favor? You take my nephew Charlie out to dinner tonight.

[A]

Yeah, I've heard about that boy. Neglected by his family. Like Peter Allen. You know what's gonna happen to him next? He's gonna wear raffley pants, start learning how to play the piano. Rather awkwardly. What a great song this is, huh? I love Rio de Janeiro.

[D]

Wow, that's a high kick.

[A]

Oh, it's a big kick. I can't help it. Are you going to the movie tonight too, Brady?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Wouldn't miss.

[A]

Are you gonna wear an outfit? What do you have planned?

[D]

I have a special outfit.

[A]

I know how good you are at planning.

[D]

I've been playing them for weeks.

[A]

I bet you have. Confirm with yourself that you're going tonight.

[D]

About two months ago, I'm going to this. Book it.

[A]

Right, book it. And then today you have to text yourself to remind yourself not to make other plans. It's going to be great. Let's go to the phones and meet some of your listeners. Hugh Jackman's on the line with you.

[D]

Evan.

[A]

Who's your favorite superhero, Evan?

[E]

Definitely Wolverine. Of course.

[A]

They gotta be Wolverine, right?

[C]

Why?

[A]

Tell me why you like Wolverine so much.

[D]

Much.

[A]

Is it my nasty nails?

[E]

It's definitely the claws.

[A]

It's the claws. They come out every once in a while when I'm angry as well, because I'm adamantium. Come out and go. Very angry. You've angered Wolverine and I come after you, don't I? In this movie, my pants come down.

[E]

Not looking forward to that.

[C]

Why not?

[A]

Too exciting.

[E]

This doesn't swing that way for me.

[A]

Oh, it'll swing either way. It swings. I'll tell you, like a grandfather clock, it swings. Are you ready? I'm gonna. I'm gonna describe a superhero villain or just a regular superhero or an X Men or something. I'll describe them and you tell me who I'm talking about. All right?

[E]

All right, Sounds good.

[A]

Get your stuff, get ready. All right, here we go. You know what? I prefer it if we were XY Men. That way there'd be no judgment.

[F]

Come on.

[A]

What do you mean, come on?

[D]

Eric, It's a great idea.

[A]

I want to thank Eric for being my biggest fan. I've seen my posters still in your house. Glorious.

[F]

Kind of a letdown.

[A]

Me actually in front of me, ripping open my shirt to expose my incredible pictorials. All right. Sorry about that, Evan. Eric got distracted by me. All right, here we go. The description of this superhero, villain or Superhero. Two words. Big head. This guy rams his head into everything. And he sees it, he pounds that head right into it. And he could pound his head into my walls if he wanted to. And then I'd make him say his name and then call me a bitch.

[E]

Juggernaut.

[C]

Juggernaut is right.

[F]

Well done.

[A]

That's one. Eric, you could be a seaman. Yeah, I'm an X man. You want to be my seaman? All right, if I could be of a seaman. All right. Good one. Almost got him. He's almost signed on. All right, here we go. This guy, this, this. This villain. Absolutely hates gays. Ironically, one of his super powers, however, is to blow really, really hard, like a hurricane. His hatred of alternate lifestyles is apparent every time he tries to kill Superman and steal his boots and capes. Denial, party of one.

[E]

Dante.

[A]

No, I don't know who that one is. Sounds dirty. Banshee. No, that's not it. Sorry, mate. Sorry, I gotta let you go. Good day. Sorry you didn't get it. That's an easy one.

[D]

Should be, but I think he's focused on one.

[A]

Hi, Justin. Who's your superhero of choice? Who do you like?

[E]

Superman.

[A]

You like Superman the most? I just like.

[E]

Yeah, he's the man of Steel.

[A]

That's right. He's hard as a rock. That's why. Panting in the image. Hot as a rock.

[F]

How am I supposed to watch the movie tonight with you acting like.

[A]

I think Eric's a little distracted by Peter Allen. Give me some dark music like we're walking in an alien. We're about to be raped. What? That's a. That's the music I want. Is there a superhero called the Gobbler?

[F]

The Gobbler.

[A]

I'm going to rock that. Ooh.

[F]

What's he, Green Goblin.

[A]

Is there one called Goblin? Sure, I like that one. Sign me up for that movie. I'd love to be part of the Goblin features. Justin, would you watch me Goblin on screen? Yeah, I bet you would. All right, here we go. Good luck. I'll give you the one. The last guy got absolutely hates a gaze. One of his superpowers is to blow really, really hard, like a hurricane. His hatred of alternate lifestyles is apparent every time he tries to kill Superman and steal his boots and cape.

[E]

I don't know. Can I have multiple choice?

[A]

Superman's your favorite one.

[E]

Yeah, but that doesn't mean I watch it.

[A]

Do you know what we call. Do you know what we call hurricanes in Australia?

[E]

No, I don't.

[A]

We call them cockeyed bobs. We Just like saying cockeyed a lot given multiple choice. You recommend multiple choice? Is it Superman, Lady Superman, Lex Luthor or Kevin Spacey?

[C]

Lex.

[A]

Lex Luthor is right.

[C]

How did he do it?

[F]

Does he really try to steal his cape and his boots?

[A]

Yeah, that stuff they always cut out. The only reason he likes him so much is because of the outfit. I didn't know that. All right, here's another one. Gross. Gross, and I mean disgusting. Chunks of greenery grow on this girl, like mold. And like most girls, ivory.

[D]

What?

[F]

Ivory.

[C]

What's that, girl?

[A]

I have to let you go. I'm sorry. Premature.

[D]

Hugh.

[A]

Poor little guy. Be my way. That's what I say to him. Mikey there.

[E]

Hey, Hugh, how you doing?

[A]

Oh, I'm fine. How are you, huh?

[E]

Good.

[A]

Going to the Wolverine feature this week?

[E]

You know, I made I May.

[A]

It's called X Men Untied.

[F]

No, it's not.

[A]

I think it is. You.

[D]

You have a milk mustache.

[A]

It's untied.

[F]

Days of Future Past.

[A]

Days of Future Past. I thought it was untied. Didn't we do that one already? Untied or united? I always confused those. All right, are you ready? Here we go. Gross. Grouse.

[C]

Gross.

[A]

Chunks of greenery grow on this girl, like mold. And like most girls, if you touch her, you'll get all itchy. Batman fights her a lot because he hates her, too. All he needs, if you ask me, is a weed eater.

[E]

Hmm.

[A]

Maybe a little calamine lotion. I love lotion.

[F]

It's not ivory.

[A]

Yeah, the incorrect answer is ivory. But you're on to something alphabetically.

[E]

Can I have multiple traits? I know that.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Can I have multiple traits?

[A]

All right. Is it the Joker, Catwoman, Poison Ivy or Robin?

[E]

Poison Ivy.

[A]

Poison Ivy's right.

[C]

How did he do it?

[F]

Amazing.

[A]

All right.

[E]

Good luck.

[A]

This massive hunk of a villain had a cool vest and no shirt underneath. Something over his mouth as well, and I bet that was just to keep men from kissing him. He fought Batman, and if he'd have won, he'd have exploded his big bomb all over Gotham.

[E]

Bane.

[A]

Bane is right.

[C]

Oh, one more.

[A]

All right. This one is from the X Men. Features. She's blue, she's gross, her suit's too tight, and I hope she dies in this movie. Mystique. Mystique is correctly done.

[F]

Champion.

[A]

Hold on. Easy peasy.

[F]

Why do you think she's gross?

[A]

She kind of likes you. She makes me sick. I know. She's follows me around and tries to kiss me and do all sorts of stuff. What's wrong with that I'm married.

[F]

Yeah. Two.

[A]

No, just one.

[F]

See, this is music I can get behind. This is the kind of stuff.

[A]

Yeah, this is you have to enter.

[F]

To from now on.

[A]

This is orchestras and stuff.

[F]

Yeah, this is good.

[A]

That's right.

[E]

No.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

This is a music I love.

[D]

Let's get it on.

[A]

High kicks and love. Plie. This is Peter Allen song bicoastal. What? Which I am right now, if you consider the entire Pacific Ocean. Come on.

[F]

Where's Peter Allen?

[D]

Hi, Kick.

[F]

I don't even know who Peter Allen is.

[A]

Ah, you need to watch my feature, mate.

[C]

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