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Yeah, it goes in the air and then it kind of just kind of blows itself up if it misses and then there's no chance of it coming down like a bullet and taking out some little girl eating birthday cake. These are the ideas I have, but I'm not smart enough to ever figure out how they work. I don't know how heat seeking anything works. Somebody out there does build one. They've been using them for gender reveals for years. Yes, they have all those things. You can take some of the gender reveal technology and use it for shooting down drones. That's true. I've seen that at like parties. It goes up 100ft and blows up a big powder blue thing. That's a good idea, Brady. Combine those technologies. It's like the flack. Yeah. At least one's useful. Gender reveal party's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Steeler game the other night, this couple standing there going, oh, it wasn't the Steeler. It was the Steeler game. But it was at. No, it was the Ravens. And they did it. They asked the pre game show that's sitting on the side of the thing to reveal it was the Monday night game. Can you help us with the. You have the paper that will reveal whether having a girl or a boy. They're two ugly ass Raven fans and they're making some ugly ass baby that I hope isn't our water. Oh, I hope that thing's all crooked with Lamar eyes and like six fingers on each hand and 20, 25 nipples and like it'll never be able to read. Yeah, it's from Baltimore. So the chances are that would be the most attractive thing in Baltimore. Hooved babies, Little cloven hoof devil babies. But they had their Ravens gear on, so they were retarded. I'm like, please, Scott Van Pelt read the reveal. And he goes, what an honor it is. And they're sitting there like, waiting, and Scott Van Pelt opens up the thing and he goes, all right, boys. And he gives the rest of the people on the panel a signal to pick up whatever color it was. Yeah. And they all picked up something blue. You're having a boy. And they're like, oh, they got excited. And I'm like, that's what I hate about gender reveals. No matter what was said next, they were going to be happy. I don't love doing. Seeing them just do more. And you are not the father. It's not. You're having. You're having a Mexican boy. Hey, Yeah. I just don't. If I only want that. It's like, you're having a girl. And they're like, oh, Then Scott Van Pelt would have to say, oh, you're not happy with that? No, we're gonna abort it now. It was boy or nothing. Boy or bust is what we say. Or your Graham crackers a sprite. That's the only way a reveal is interesting to me. If you're happy about either answer, then what's the big reveal for? Oh, boy. Good for you. It's a girl. Oh, boy. It's the same reaction. They do it at every home game at Miami for Tyreek H. Yeah. Every touchdown results In a child. It's on the board instead of the kiss cam. That touchdown is for the newborn hill. Tyreek 8. Yeah. It's just. Yeah. Kiss cam is just all the pregnant ladies in the thing giving birth. Yeah. Gender reveal. Take that technology and use it for good by shooting down stuff. And we as men have got to stop the gender reveal. Freight train. I did you think it's picking up? Yeah. Well, both of us. Look, it's. It's still too much. Did my part. If. If it's. It's the fact it happened at all was dumb and just a fleecing of friends and just stupidity. And you know what it was was the Instagram look at me. Like another reason to film yourself doing a thing that nobody cares about. And they get dressed up and it's like, everybody knows. I think it's dangerous to ever announce your pregnancy, like, on Instagram and stuff like that. I think that, you know, when they have those big parties where, like, we're pregnant and they lose their minds, and then a few weeks later, it's like, wasn't she pregnant? But something terrible happened. Tough enough when we. You figure it out on the radio with Kirby. Oh, yeah. You don't listen to years ago. All of a sudden, it was like, you know, 12 weeks into it. Yeah, shut up. Because you never know when that thing can go sideways. The next thing now everybody knows and you got to share that deal. I'd keep that down until about month seven. I'd just be saying that my wife would bloat it. But my wife, it would not happen. Not be a month seven either. She's alone on Instagram by herself, looking to reveal gender. And like a new daddy. All it is, is designed for the. The gifting. That's it. It's just to get more stuff. It's. It's a more. It's another princess party. And dudes have to stop it because nobody really cares what the gender of their kid is. You might be rooting one way or the other, but you got to be happy no matter what comes out. Yeah. Men be men, for God be men and sake. We're not doing a gender. But we have to. I found my friends. No, you don't. And all the planning. I got to have that room ready. Well, you can do that. The doctor will tell you. Then you talk about, you know. Yeah, my friend, the first couple of months, you don't need a party to find out. He's not gonna know. Yeah. No, you don't need a party to find out what your kid Is the doctor will just flat tell you it's gonna be a boy. All right, cool. We'll go paint blue. You don't need a guy. It's anticlimactic. It has to be a celebration. Paint the room white, some neutral color, and you're fine. You know what? Paint it tan. Yeah, because in a couple years, you're gonna be painting it anyway. Nobody goes into a house and sees a blue room and thinks that it looks good. Stupid gender. And I feel bad for dudes. I had a friend years. It was a while ago when these things first kind of got going. When I can't go, my wife's best friend's having a gender reveal party. I'm like, why do you have to go to that? Isn't that like a girl shower? He goes, no, it's a whole couple's thing. Waste a whole. No, it's Saturday. I just say no. Men need to say no to those. That's like, co ed baby showers and stuff. And it's like, no. No. The answer's no. You won't go with me? No. It's dumb. It's dumb. We're not buying them a present because they made it look. We're all people. Everybody's been through pregnancy. No, no. It's not special. And neither are they. She really wants this. She wants free stuff. She's heaping us to death over here. We're not doing this. And in a few weeks, I gotta do another mommy shower, baby shower. Then I gotta get them a gift when it's born. Gender reveal. That's enough. That's enough. They get one present. You're a jerk. Okay, you can go. Nobody's stopping you. Why do I have to sit through it? What's coming out of your money to Columbus? They want my mom want to have a baby shower. Not a reveal, though. Showers reveal. We basically. You already knew it. But imagine. You didn't have to go, did you? No, I sent her. Can you imagine flying out there to reveal it? No, it wasn't revealed. I know. That's what I'm saying. But flying home, Then flying out there for the baby shower and flying home. Flying out there to show him the baby. Flying. This thing's costing you a college tuition before it even breathes. Yep. High five. Brett. I will never. You just saved yourself a couple of Vegas vacations. The only thing I've ever said about gender reveals that would be interesting is my plan. And I want to put that service out there. The doctor that finds out that this thing's Gonna be special. And you want a gender reveal. I'm throwing in my gray smoke program. For an extra hundred dollars. It'll pop up blue and then followed by some weird gray. What's that like? Well, I'm gonna reveal something else. Oh, no. I know. You're not so happy about it anymore. You wanted the perfect baby. Sorry, this one's missing a limb. The little announcement smoke that comes out, it's not all. But wait, there's more. It's a boy. What's the gray stuff? Come here for a second. I want to tell you. It's stillborn. It's technically a boy, but look for the codes on the book, the readings. There's your dice. Get a manual at the end. Gray means it's not gonna live. Oh, no. So my name's John. I make baby caskets. Oh, God. What's this color? It's not his. Hey, you don't want this baby. Trust me. This is gonna end your marriage. Why? Trust me. Dude, we found something else. We thought the. We thought the baby looked a little different on the sonogram. And we had. Let's just say we had to. You know that thing on your iPhone where you have to pull the screen down and then lift the brightness when we looked at the sonogram? That's what we had to do to yours. What do you. What are you saying? Baby didn't show up on the initial thing. He's pretty dark in there. That's all I'm saying. That's all. I'm just letting you know. Oh, my God. And my guess is here, at your gender reveal, that dude over there by the punch, you know Keyshawn? He's a co worker. You're gonna be seeing a lot of him. He did some work. You're gonna see a lot of Keyshawn. He put in the overtime. Let's just say that he gives my wife massages. Yeah, okay, well, that's not all. Yes, he does. So anyway, you should get to know him, because if you plan on sticking around this relationship, he's gonna definitely be part of it. Keep an eye on him. Cause when he finds out, I'm guessing you're not gonna be friends with Keyshawn. He's gonna be in another state. It's Tyreek Hill. He's a superstar. Yeah, you should have not made your wife friends with him. He's very fertile having lunch with Tyreek. Yeah. Very fertile. Yeah. If your wife ever says that phrase, you'd call Tyree. Called Cordell. And Cordell immediately going to lunch with Tyreek. Is that okay? No, it's not. They're gonna come back super duper pregnant. You're racing him. Tyreek could get. You know, I could say that, but Tyreek would get like one of those half a women just walking by him. He gets women pregnant. What's the stat? Five babies this year. Five touchdowns. He tied it last week. He tied it last week? He's had five babies. I don't know with how many moms and had to be five, right? You can't have five. You can't have two in a football season with the same girl at gestation period. Whatever happened to one that was injured at his place? Weren't they the woman? Like it was a foot race or something they were doing and she got injured. And she was probably running away from him because he was gonna put a baby in. Five babies in one year. Five touchdowns, same season. And he's happy to do it. You see him in pictures holding the new babies. How many has he got now? A lot. I mean, is he in Nick Cannon numbers yet? He's out there yet. Okay, but the moms don't seem upset at all. We're getting paid. No more baby showers. No more gender reveals for men. It's a woman thing. Don't drag your husband. And it's up to you. Men. It's not the lady's fault. It's because you keep going. And no co bachelor party together. You'd see Bill Belichick at one of those right now. She asked me if I'd want to go. And since I'm dating a succubus, I said yes. He's just going to look at the young pea. There. We're off to the gender reveal party. No, I'm worried he's been. He's been brainwashed. Something bad's happening. Merry effing holidays from the Big Red Radio. Hey, it's Brett Vesely and I'm here with Byron from MMP Guns. Look, Byron, I have a friend wanting to sell some guns he inherited. What's the best way for him to do that? Brett, the last thing you want to do is sell the gun to someone who can't legally own one. Tell him not to put himself at risk and come into MP gun where he'll get a fair offer and he can rest easy knowing it's not getting into the wrong hands. Okay, but what if he lives out of state? Easy. Legalgunbuyer.com and he can do it all online. It's really that simple. There you have it MMP guns or legalgunbuyer.com the safe and legal way to sell your firearms. 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Any of you ever want to move into this area? Chuck has a beautiful home for now. He's gonna have to move out after this, so. Whoop, whoop. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. This neighborhood of mine, we can't have this kind of crap here. This is that last damn mistake you'll ever make. What the hell is wrong with you guys? Get that goddamn thing out of here. Come here, home bird. John, turn that damn thing off. Don't record this. I got. I'm just beside myself. We're dead. We're dead. We're done. You're done. You're under contract, though. We're done. All right, so there it was. Monster Chuck 2004 and probably the last thing we'll ever do at. Great idea, Randall. Great idea. Well done, boys. Nice job. Oh, God. Did the radio do the truck justice, though. I don't know, but car alarms. Oh, that was pretty loud. Such a terrible, terrible idea. I don't know what we were thinking there, boys. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. 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