Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: January 6, 2025

Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: January 6, 2025

1. Introduction

In the January 6, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo dive into a lively mix of humor, current events, and offbeat discussions. The episode, aptly titled "Happy Divorce Day And Take Down Tree Day - Most Common County Name Is Not Hazard - Man Gets Stuck In LAX Waymo - List Of Healthiest Diets Does Not Include Brady's," promises a blend of entertainment and insightful banter tailored to engage and amuse their diverse listener base.

2. Comedy Show Promotions

John Holmberg kicks off the episode by promoting local comedy events, highlighting performances at various Improv venues across the Valley.

• Tempe Improv: Featuring Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling from Friday to Sunday.
• Desert Ridge Improv: Showcasing Sarah Weinschenk on Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday.
• Stand Up Live Downtown: Hosting Lil Rel on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

"Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday, and Sunday." [00:00]

For more details, visit standuplive.com, desertridgeimprov.com, and tempeimprov.com.

3. Disturbed's 25th Anniversary Celebration

Brady Bogen leads a discussion on the upcoming 25th anniversary of Disturbed's iconic album "Down with the Sickness."

"It's like the 25th anniversary of the 6th." [01:29]

The hosts reminisce about the band's influence, contrasting the passage of time with the enduring legacy of music from the 1970s versus the early 2000s. They humorously debate the impact of celebrating such milestones and reflect on the changes in musical tastes over the decades.

4. Missing Hooters Sponsorship

A segment unfolds where the team addresses the absence of Hooters as a sponsor for the new year.

"Normally I say it's brought to you by Hooters. I'll say it. I don't mean it today." [02:50]

Brady apologizes for the missing sponsorship, attributing it to a probable sales oversight. The conversation lightheartedly speculates on the reasons behind the lapse and the potential for future sponsorship negotiations.

5. The Brady Report

Brady introduces "The Brady Report," a segment delivering unique news and quirky insights.

a. Happy Divorce Day

The team discusses the phenomenon of "Divorce Day," identified as the first working Monday of the year.

"Happy Divorce Day. The number one day of the year for breakups." [03:51]

They analyze statistics indicating a surge in divorce filings post-holidays, attributing it to the stresses and prolonged family interactions during the festive season.

b. Take Down Tree Day

Following Divorce Day, they highlight "Take Down Your Christmas Tree Day," emphasizing the swift post-holiday clean-up.

"If you're going to pull the trigger... You should have gotten rid of that two months ago." [05:02]

c. Most Common County Name & Hazard County Proposal

A humorous debate ensues over county naming conventions, focusing on Washington County's prevalence.

"The most common name for counties in the US is Washington county with 31. Jefferson county is second with 26." [06:36]

Brady proposes renaming Arizona's Pinal County to "Hazard County," envisioning it as a hub for car-jumping enthusiasts with exaggerated safety consequences.

"I guarantee you the day they announced that Pinal county changes to Hazard County, 14 people died trying to jump their cars." [07:00]

The hosts creatively speculate on the cultural and economic impacts of such a name change, blending satire with local insights.

6. Health and Diet Segment

The discussion shifts to a critique of the latest U.S. News and World Report list of the healthiest diets, humorously noting the absence of "Brady's Diet."

"Where was yours not on the list." [18:33]

They review top diets like the Mediterranean Diet, Flexitarian Diet, and Mayo Clinic Diet, poking fun at their own unconventional eating habits and societal diet trends.

"Too many omelets, lots of fruits, veggies, too many olives... You get rid of that fellow you don't like." [18:45]

7. Radio Videos Segments

The hosts review and react to various viral radio videos submitted by listeners, blending humor with critical commentary.

a. AI-Generated UFO Video

A discussion on a realistic-looking UFO video generated by AI sparks skepticism and humor.

"You can't get hands right. That's crazy. Real." [22:30]

Brady and the team dissect the video's authenticity, highlighting the limitations of AI in replicating intricate human features.

b. Car Accidents Compilation

A series of car accident videos are analyzed, with the hosts expressing a mix of concern and dark humor over the depicted mishaps.

"He just t boned a truck in front of everybody. Well, that's not good." [23:50]

The segment underscores the unpredictable nature of on-the-road dangers, albeit presented in an exaggeratedly comedic light.

8. Predictions for 2025

Brady and Toledo engage in a playful forecasting session, speculating on bizarre and humorous trends for the year.

"I'm gonna tell you exactly what it is. Oh, we're gonna combo the snorting we... the homework don't." [25:19]

Their predictions range from outrageous drug use trends to implausible stunts, including:

• Snorting Innovations: Expectation of new, odd drug consumption methods.
• Tree Trimming Accidents: Envisioning hazardous outcomes from routine maintenance tasks.
• Suicidal Goat Incidents: Imagining animals engaging in self-destructive behaviors.
• Extreme Stunts: Describing elaborate and risky physical feats, such as a Spider-Man costume backflip landing.

"That's Troy and Michael on Halloween. And I am happy to say Happy New Year, everybody." [28:03]

The segment concludes with laughter and camaraderie, highlighting the hosts' rapport and creative thinking.

9. Closing Remarks

As the episode draws to a close, John Holmberg transitions to a promotional segment featuring Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body, emphasizing quality service and community trust.

"We've been in the valley here for over 34 years. We do a quality job." [20:02]

Additionally, brief mentions of ongoing promotions and listener spotlights wrap up the show, leaving listeners entertained and informed.

Notable Quotes

• Brady Bogen on Divorce Day:
  "January 6th... you just spent two weeks with your beloved and money and time." [03:57]

• Dick Toledo on County Naming:
  "Maybe we should make a deal that Brady gets in the calendar for change this year." [03:34]

• Brady Bogen on Hooters Sponsorship:
  "We love you, Hooters... Somebody dropped the ball down in sales." [02:50]

• Brady Bogen on Waymo Incident:
  "I trust Waymos more than I trust the human mind." [17:53]

• Brady Bogen on AI UFO Video:
  "You can't get hands right. That's crazy." [22:30]

• Brady Bogen on Extreme Stunts:
  "That's the most amazing sex act I've ever seen in my life." [27:41]

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully weaves together humor, local happenings, and quirky discussions, offering listeners a vibrant start to the new year. From promoting stand-up comedy to dissecting dietary trends and forecasting absurd future events, John Holmberg and his team deliver an engaging and entertaining broadcast that resonates with Arizona's diverse morning audience.