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John Holmberg
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Toledo
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John Holmberg
He's evil sitting right here.
Brady Bogan
Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude.
Brett
Homework's morning sickness Gotta get up to hear and make you laugh until you peel they might make you come undone make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John Brett and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us homs but we are not worth miles to nowhere. They speak on call controversy. Who's Bobbing Johnny Snob. They think Dua Leap was great for.
Brady Bogan
The faint of heart.
Brett
They're not. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Makes them laugh, makes them cry. In all seriousness and fun, make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. Ha ha ha. But that's a prereq. They own the mornings airing over 20 years. Like a blue pill, they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it quotes Colbert's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spiel. Wipe you off. When they are done, make your cock rise with the sun. They've got Rock wars, the Wake up song to keep you rolling. A fine Italian stallion going. And if you feel perplexed with what life has handed you, you can email Toledo. Ask him, what would Brady do? Homework's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett
Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big red radio's got you, son.
Brady Bogan
Get outta here. That's pretty damn Miles to Nowhere. That line make your cock rise with the sun is pretty great stuff right there. I can. They brought up my nose. Brady's wearing his shorts. Brady's in his underpants. Brett's the Italian Stallion. That was great. And then they got their name in there. Miles to Nowhere. It's too long. But what? I can work with that.
John Holmberg
I cut everything in there.
Dick Toledo
The rock war.
Brady Bogan
I mean everything. What would Brady do? Mike. Infatuation with Dua. Lipa's in there.
Dick Toledo
Porkopolis.
Brady Bogan
Porkopolis is shut down. They brought up Brady's failures. This is great. I'm a fan of the Miles to Nowhere Wake up song. Our theme song. I wouldn't call it the Wake Up Song. It's our theme song. Fantastic work. Ladies and gentleman, our winners for Palladio last year, Miles to Nowhere. Katie and the Hobbs getting it done.
Katie
All right, John. I, for one, am not against Katie and the Hobbs for the opener.
Brady Bogan
No. So far. Well. And again, I don't want to hear from you. Yeah, you're gonna listen to it all year and your complaining does nothing.
John Holmberg
Antonio, Love the new morning Wake Up Revenge song from Miles of Nowhere.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. This guy goes. I hate the new song. Not really. It's a lot better than I expected. I like it a lot. And then, of course, not your best choice, bro. Thanks. Like I chose that out of a pile of. There's so many theme songs. We make it a thing. It's the only thing we got was theirs. I liked it. Well done. And don't call me bro. Let's make 2025 the year bro goes away. Can we? You know what a douchebag you are for calling people bro.
Katie
Bro.
Brady Bogan
Hey, bro, that's my boss. When people. Hey, what's going on, bro? And that's why I like. Because it's a teenage boy thing. Like annoying teenage, but bruh. Yeah. Holy bubblegum.
John Holmberg
Miranda wrote in. I like it. It's not too long. Chicks like long things.
Brady Bogan
Guys. Whoa. Hey. Calm down, Miranda. Jesus Christ. Slut. All right, all right. I heard they like girthy stuff anyway. Depends on who you are. I gu. Yes.
John Holmberg
Great references to the show. Best one I've heard so far. Don't cut one second.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I. You know, seeing the time on it going 226 and usually like them last about a minute. I'm fine with that.
Katie
Covered it up pretty good.
Brady Bogan
We're going to kill the first 18 seconds, though. It's going to start right on her vocals. Okay, that's nice. Then it cuts it back down just under two minutes. That's pretty solid. Well done. Excellent work.
Katie
And no need to take shots at Mike and the Molotovs or any of the other winners.
Brady Bogan
No, no, no. Look, you can like one more than the other, but it's. And that's going to be all year long. Well, at least for this week. And then we'll find out how long it goes. But that's pretty good work. Miles to nowhere. I'm a fan and I gotta. We'll learn all the words, but I do like, make your cock rise with the sun. That should be a T shirt and a big rooster on the back. I think that's solid.
Katie
You talk about people that email these kinds of things. Well, John, it looks like I won't be turning my radio on until after the morning Wake up song now. Wow. Just. Wow, guys.
Brady Bogan
Exactly what I said not to email in. Just keep it to yourself.
Katie
What's the point of that?
Brady Bogan
And you won't, so stop it.
Dick Toledo
Wow.
Brady Bogan
Wow, dude. Wow. I mean, edit it down, bro. And I'm fine with it edited a little bit. But the references were good, the writing is solid and they're fun. It was fun. So I like it, if not more, to just annoy the people that feel like they had to email in. Nope. Not gonna tolerate that. Two minutes of my life every morning.
Katie
Too much.
Brady Bogan
Tom says Enough, bro. I'm with you on that. We're replacing it this year with Chief. I'm fine with Chief. Chief's at least new Chief will eventually wear on you. Yeah, but let's eliminate like, can we.
Katie
As a group as a war on Brady.
Brady Bogan
This is mostly the war on Brady must end. Chief. Chief's got a Chief bro. Boss is over and bro is over. Chief sucks. We all know that, champ. Let's not go crazy. Let's one at a time. This bro is just done, bruh. That's the worst. Immediately your sleeves fall off your shirt. You're an Ed Hardy. Like you're immediately not. Not to be taken seriously anymore.
John Holmberg
This guy wants to get rid of my guy. My guy. How you doing, my guy?
Brady Bogan
Who doesn't know your name. You need to be stronger.
John Holmberg
It's like my man.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, my man and my guy.
Dick Toledo
My guy's a tough one.
Brady Bogan
My guy is. My guy is Canadian. My man. My guy. If somebody's saying my guy to you, they don't know your name. What's up, my guy? That is borderline gay and also super. Don't know your name. Bro is just annoying. And it's over. It's lost it. So we'll replace it with Chief. That's a tough one. I know. Brady's been dealing with Chief a lot, but it's better than bro and it will wear Chief.
Dick Toledo
He can get in trouble.
Brady Bogan
Well, if you do it to Indians. What are you doing on the res anyway? What are you doing these turquoise and smokes or what? You just say these people.
Dick Toledo
I didn't say these people.
Brady Bogan
You ended the whole thing with these people. Who said that? I thought you did. Go to the tape. What was the last two words you said?
Dick Toledo
I said, you can get in trouble for that.
Brady Bogan
And then afterwards, I think you said these people. No, I'm pretty sure.
John Holmberg
First one of the year.
Brady Bogan
It's your inner racism coming out. You've been on break for two weeks. You've been saying that in your car. And Bunny's been thinking, nobody's list. These people looking on the side of the road there with their.
Katie
Is that you working on your maniscalco again?
Brady Bogan
These people. These people. I mean, I go, well, Sebastian, don't do it. Don't. Don't encourage it. He'll start doing it like it's a thing people want. Make your cock rise with the sun. Well done. Yeah. We'll replace bro with Chief for the time being. So long as bro goes away. We'll give you Chief. Equally annoying guy.
Dick Toledo
You've always made fun of the bro thing.
Brady Bogan
It's awful and it's time it goes away. It's condescending, it's annoying. Bro. It's just awful. And we'll replace it with something. We'll give the people who like saying it something equally as stupid as Chief and let them kind of wean themselves off of bro with Chief and then eventually give them something like mug eye, which is Canadian annoying. But how about just don't.
Katie
Don't take away bro from me. Bro.
Brady Bogan
How's it going, bro?
Katie
You're making me realize things, Bro.
Brady Bogan
Bro. Yeah. Oh, no. If you're using bro too much, you've become, you know that 45 year old dude who has a ponytail. Oh, that's what you've become. A guy who uses bro Is the.
Katie
Do the ponytail guys use bro?
Brady Bogan
No, but they're just that guy that you let. You're the ponytail guy at 45 and you're like, oh, you're still in your ponytail.
John Holmberg
This guy wants get rid of dog too. What's up, dog? How you doing, dog?
Brady Bogan
Dog's a little bit awful.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I thought that like 1990s NWA.
Brady Bogan
But I mean very Vanilla Ice. The dog. A guy Ma dog. Yeah. I don't know. Can we still say Junos? Sure, that's fine. That's great. Good luck with it. I'm going to Brady on that. These people. Bro. What are you doing? Calling everybody Juno. We got rid of bro. I got nowhere to go anyway. This one says I love the new morning song. Couldn't help but smile the whole time. It's just all sugar. It is. Yeah, it's. Yeah. Bro's gotta die for the year. Let's do that. I think that's a nice way to start 2025. The death of Bro. Unless it's condescending or funny. If you mean it. And they're like, hey, bro, let me talk to you. Like, oh no, you're trying to be like a. You're trying to be serious with somebody and you're. You're immediately a douchebag. It's. It's lost. It's. It's lost its lease. Bro Must go. And again for you, bro. People just give Chief a try. Try it on.
Katie
Put it on.
Brady Bogan
You Bro people. You bro people. Just put it on. Put that coat on for. Put the Chief coat on for a little bit. Give that a run. If you're a. My guy.
John Holmberg
My guy.
Brady Bogan
My guy, that is.
Dick Toledo
I had one friend was always. It was just Guy. Come on, Guy.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, Guy got Annoyed. We had a teacher that called everybody guy, and then we started to make fun of him for it, and then he stopped realizing, oh, I sound like an idiot.
Katie
John, if I double up, is it. Is it negate one of the bros? So if I go, bro. Bro.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. No, stop it. Eliminate all bros.
John Holmberg
Double down.
Brady Bogan
You can't double bro to get in a year of no bro. Yeah, don't double bro.
Katie
No, look, bro, don't bro.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Dick Toledo
20, 25 is the year no bro.
Brady Bogan
No bro. The year of no bro. If you catch yourself bro in somebody, just go kind of douche.
Dick Toledo
What's up, John? No, bro.
Brady Bogan
What's up, bro? That means a. The guy's a douche and he doesn't know your name. My guy. I've never had anybody say to me, I was with Lovett yesterday for a second.
Katie
He never said bro.
Brady Bogan
Well, no, he doesn't bro at all. Hey, look, bro. Oh, my God, bro. We. We. He's never been to Old Town Scottsdale. What? Why would he. So he didn't realize that it existed. And he goes. He said, are these all the original, like, buildings from the 1800s? I'm like, yeah. Gilbert Ortega, the sushi place. They've all been here since Raw.
John Holmberg
Yeah, Raw.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, all that stuff. Like this Rehab burger. It's what opened in 1840. I know. You know what I mean? Like, are the buildings the same? I'm like, I know they've updated them, but they're still, like, you know, they're walking on this wood. So we're walking. He was fascinated, like most tourists, by Gilbert Ortega's store and, like, western wear. He didn't want to buy it, but he found it hysterical. And we're walking around. We walked into a place and a rather big dude. And it was funny because nobody recognized John for a while. And then he did this thing in this facial store that he got this bag remover for. It's like Plaxiderm, only, like, expensive. It was 250 bucks an ounce. But if you come into the store and you do, I'll take care of you. I'm from Israel. And I'm like, oh, she's one of yours, John. You gotta get in there. I'm from Israel. Get off of the bags. Come off your eyes, bro. And so he's like, all right, I'll say. I'm like, in 30 seconds. And she rubbed this stuff on his eyes, and it did. And then all of a sudden, afterwards, he starts getting recognized. I'm like, it's. Cause you look like the Guy from Benchwarmers again, we walked into this weird girl cowboys. Like, he wanted to go in, what's this one? And I'm like, I think it's all for women. And it's women's western wear and their cowboy boots. And he's walking around, he's, ah. I know the guy who makes these. Somebody named Scully. His dad was friends with the guy who came up with these. And I'm like, well, thank God your doctor father saved the life of this guy so we could have his creations because they're horrible. Like those old roses on the. All those old 80s Western everything. They're terrible. Roy Rogers, Dale Evans friend that dove.
Katie
Into those shirts with the.
Brady Bogan
Oh, that was years ago when Kurt lost his mother. He had also. It was psycho. Psychopath. So anyway, we're in there, and a guy goes, don't think you can hide from us. And he's a big guy with his two kids. And he goes, I know exactly who you are. And he goes, yeah, okay. Hey, thanks. And he goes, you're John Levitz. Okay, yeah, thanks.
Katie
Isn't that the furniture guy?
Brady Bogan
And he just stood and. Yeah, he just stood and stared at John from about 8ft away with his head down like the movie smile. Just smiling at him. And Lovitz looks up and he goes, you're one of the world's most underrated humorists, sir. I'm like, that's right, John. Nobody has any respect for you at all. You're very underrated. They should and they don't. All right, thank you very much. Thank you. Walking through. And then another guy goes, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm a big fan. And I'm like, me or him? And he goes, I don't know you. And I'm like, of course you don't. And he goes, him. And Levitz goes, well, thank you. And he goes, no, I mean it. Thank you for all the hard work and energy you've put in. I'm like, hard work and energy? Have you seen him in the Adam Sandler movies? Like, he doesn't try. Like, what are you talking about? People are, like, about to cry. Hallberg's morning sickness radiate.
Katie
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Brady Bogan
From Amco and Wayne. Now that it's getting warmer, I turned on the AC in my car, and the air's blowing kind of cool, but it really smells like a basement. What can I do about that? Larry? Your car's AC system should. Should be checked and serviced every year, plus replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell. Nice.
Katie
Is that a big deal to get done?
Brady Bogan
Not at all. It takes about an hour and in most cases we can do it while you wait. That's awesome. I'll say. We're amco. Google Amco for your nearest location. That's Amco Double A, MCO transmissions and a whole lot more.
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Brady Bogan
53342 Homburg's morning sickness. I was teasing him the whole time. It was mean to me. Yeah, it was basically one of those that big dude in the western where and you'd never think that you'd be.
Dick Toledo
Of all the places, all the places.
Brady Bogan
That John Lovitz gets recognized by a dude with his sleeves cut off and a big Johnson shirt wandering around Scottsdale.
John Holmberg
Hang out at Catero's house or what?
Brady Bogan
Don't think. Yeah, don't think. I don't recognize you, sir. You can't walk around here hiding. I wasn't hiding. Hey, bro. Yeah, bro must go. 20, 25. Bro must go.
Katie
This is John. How much grace period do I have if I catch myself saying bro? Am I allowed to call myself out as I transition? Yes, you're trying to.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you're trying to transition. Yeah. Wean yourself off slowly. Recognize it to have some self awareness that when you do, bro just kind of go, sorry. Apologize to who you just brought.
Katie
And you bring them into the front.
Brady Bogan
And then just go, I'm sorry. It's the year of no, bro. Bro is done.
John Holmberg
Make sure you attend a meeting right after that. It's like, hey, you know, I mean.
Brady Bogan
You fell off the bro. Yeah, it happens sometimes.
Katie
I'm a bro.
Dick Toledo
Some bro coins.
Brady Bogan
Luis says, john, I own my own contracting company. I got six guys whose names I just don't know. Everyone there is bro. Now they're chief, that's all. You just replace it with something or my guy. And people, we need to be more educated on this. If you're a guy who's being called my guy, you need to reintroduce yourself to that person. Hey, by the way, my name's Keith. One of those deals. Oh, yeah. I don't like being called my guy. There's no harm in that. And now if the guy comes up and goes, keith, my guy, it's like, all right, he's just gay.
Dick Toledo
I know. We've been working together for about two years. I just don't know your name.
Brady Bogan
Look, I don't trust Brady. A lot of the times that I'm saying people's names right here. We've been here for 24 years. Sometimes I'm like, is that. Am I sure that's Jill? Is it Jill? Like, I question names all the time. All the time. I never introduce anybody. If you ever catch me in this, I'll tell. I'll give you my secret. I just pretend I'm not paying attention when I got a group of people. Especially with some dude and his wife. If I've forgotten your wife's name and you're standing there and I got like, Brett. I'm like, ah, crap. It's my responsibility to link this. Then I faked choking in the past to not introduce people. Like, literally, because I've forgotten names. I've sat and I start acting like I'm choking. Like, oh my God. And I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. Introduce yourselves. And then they'll go, oh man, Vanessa, how are you? Like, okay, that worked. I faked choking. I turn around, I'll spill a drink on purpose to get out of. I immediately hate the introductions if I don't know your wife's name or if I don't, if I've forgotten yours. But I'll never. My guy. Ya. I'll never. My man. Ya. Sorry, Brady. I'll just say Magic man, right? I'll just pretend I don't know and then listen carefully to the next thing. And then I still don't trust it.
John Holmberg
Especially like at you fest and stuff where we meet a ton of people. It's like, hey, man, you remember me?
Brady Bogan
No. Well, I'm fine with that. When it's like a station event, I don't remember you at all. Like, you got to understand, like at these events, like everybody starts looking alike. And I do remember some people. I just will forget your name unless.
Katie
You have a story like als, Matt.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I forget who I was with and I just did not.
Dick Toledo
Probably why I do nicknames then.
Brady Bogan
A lot of times you just don't know their names, but you'll remember their nickname. Remember the nickname, but why not just remember their name?
Dick Toledo
Because maybe I haven't heard Unique, I guess.
Brady Bogan
But see, to me it's just. I'll remember. And then I try to listen to that introduction when they introduce themselves, but I'm too busy in the midst of a cough or cleaning up the drink I threw on the ground on purpose.
Katie
John, I missed the beginning. Does no bro include Bruh?
Brady Bogan
Bruh's no good either. Yeah, 2025.
John Holmberg
That's worse.
Katie
We're ditching Bruh's worse because it's like you said earlier, it's from teenagers, so.
Brady Bogan
John, what you're doing is going to hurt the economy. If Bro goes away, every gym in Phoenix is going to close. That's probably true. You're gonna have to unbro.
Dick Toledo
There's heavy broing going on right now.
Katie
John. Can we keep grow Dozer? Because it's. It's such an appropriate term.
Brady Bogan
Well, and that's the other thing. Bro users, when you have a truck and we call it a Bro Dozer, that's not a compliment. No, you're basically in the category of that's alive Bro user. Bro Dozer's alive because that dude's not self aware enough to realize that he's in the Ed Hardy. He's got the affliction.
Katie
Oh, I saw somebody in Ed Hardy on a break.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they're a bro.
Katie
First time I'd seen it in years.
John Holmberg
Yeah, they still make that?
Dick Toledo
That's worth big.
Brady Bogan
I don't know if they make it.
Dick Toledo
Or is that just.
John Holmberg
You need to go shopping.
Katie
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
When someone describes you as a frat bro. Not a compliment. Now, you might think it is, but it's not. He's a bro.
Katie
John, how do we feel about dude? Is it still on the table? I don't know. I use it so much.
Brady Bogan
Dude's fine. What's up, dude? Like, dude's good. Dude doesn't get into the. Dude has so many different variations. Bro tried to be dude, but you know what bro is? It's the hydrox to dude's Oreo. Dude is the Oreo. Bro is the Hydrox. It's the cheap trailer trash version. It's the unaffordable dude. That's a good explanation. Wait. Yeah, thank you. We got to it eventually.
Katie
Wait, hold on. The guy who sits down to pee, drives around blasting Dua Lipa in a jeep with the top down, is canceling bro. Whatever, bro.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, exactly. You're a bro user. And that hurt you. I stung something today. It has nothing to do with my sexuality or how I pee. It's you being a douchebag in public, that's all. Plenty of people will sit down to pee to be cleaner. That doesn't mean you should be able to call people bro. I'm just telling you that the majority of humanity rolls their eyes at you when you say it.
Katie
Here comes the backlash. Are you one of those no bro pussies?
Brady Bogan
I mean, it's no bro. God, we should have come up with this. No, Brovember. We could have. Now, there's no months that rhyme with that for the longest time. But it's a. We're just done with it. That's enough. And chief can replace. Just put it on. Just put that coat on for a bit. Chief. And then you realize, oh, I call people chief, and that's kind of creepy. And then you realize what you've been making people feel like with bro for so long. My guy is on. I don't blame the guy calling somebody my guy or my man. I blame the person who doesn't go, you clearly don't know my name, because that's what he would do. And he's done it in front of me, and I'm just like, he doesn't know Your name. And I just say it. He doesn't know your name. That's why he calls her that. And then Brady can laugh that off. But what I'm doing is Brady, a favor to not embarrass him any further. Because eventually that's going to come up. Where you're standing next to that dude. And you, you're the catalyst for introduction. And you're like, ah, Magic Man. This is the shepherd of pies. I don't know your names. I like that one. Don't, though. Nobody likes nicknames either. We've tried that. Nobody. Nobody likes nicknames. Names. They're. It's insulting. Just learn my name.
John Holmberg
John. Can we make no Bro the new no Homo?
Brady Bogan
Yeah. No bro.
Dick Toledo
That's what I was saying.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. No Bro. No Homo.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, you say the person's name. What's up, John? No, no Bro.
Katie
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
No Bro. You don't even. Yeah, just. Well, you don't have to say bro at all. Just eliminate it. If nobody's using it, we're in a better world.
John Holmberg
Get rid of Bro. What am I supposed to do? Watch Step Chief porn now or what?
Brady Bogan
Well, the word brother. Step. Step brother porn. Oh, and by the way, caveat. Still good with the blacks. You can still do that with black people. What's up, bro? Like you have to. Almost. Yeah, that's a thing I still use, man. Mostly. Hey, man, what's going on? But I find myself. I'll say bro if a black guy says it to me. That's different.
Katie
I think we're from that generation where we're all old enough that man is our go to.
Brady Bogan
Man's the thing. Yeah, and even then it's a little annoying.
Katie
Generation after us was dude.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, dude is. Dude is not going anywhere. But bro is. Can we replace it with Playa? Sure, if you'd like to replace it. I'll leave it up to you to replace it with something Ralphie May can replace it with. It's a player. If people started to say that, it would be funny for a year and then it would be annoying. So if you want to replace it with player. My player, I think that's pretty great for a little while. But again, just learn someone's name.
John Holmberg
How about Brochacho? I think anything with bro in it.
Brady Bogan
Like that Bro Chacho makes me miss bro. This guy says another guy was Chachi.
Dick Toledo
I had a friend who. What's up?
Brady Bogan
Called people Chachi.
Dick Toledo
Chachi.
Brady Bogan
Was he Dennis Miller? Knock it off. You're also. This guy says it's perfect. Thank you. Holmberg, by the way, bro users, you're not Hulk Hogan. Stop calling me that. And we're not related. Yeah, it, it bothers me. 25, 2025. The year of no bro. Hashtag no bro. I like it. Try something else on. Let's move on from bro. I like that. And now it's also time to start thinking about all those. The psychics come. Come flying back out again.
Katie
Oh, the Nostradamuses for the year.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, the. The. Are we dying again this year, baby Venga or whatever. Who takes credit for. Oh yeah, Bebe Venga. I call him BEI BEI Venga. I don't know if that's the first name but Bei Bei Venga is a eyeless, weird like 300 year old thing that pops up every January with its predictions and hits a few of them. One is kind of general, which is the, the ecology is going to get worse, it's gonna get hotter.
Katie
So it's like the John Edwards gimme pull up.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's the gimme. It's the super. It's the super generic go to. To say, oh, the environment's gonna get bad. And then they glom on to like it's the hottest year the earth ever had. Which, you know, not a hard prediction at this point. It was the hottest year. I mean there's no question there's something brewing, but we don't know how to fix it. That's the thing. I think we're crazy trying to pretend like it's an SUV's fault. Something's going on. We're not clean, but it's not our fault. That's my opinion about global warming. We're not helping. But it's certainly not just because of us. And maybe it is and it's really the truth of the matter is it's overpopulation. And that's the argument that nobody likes to have is that we got to thin the herd a whole bunch by like 2 billion to get her back down to normal numbers so the earth doesn't choke itself out or kill us, shake us off like fleas. But a lot of times now, BEI Bevenga did the years ago predicted the. That thing that happened over there in Indonesia that killed all those people with the tsunami. And he said it like right around Christmas time and early in here he's like, it's going to be something nasty going on. South Pacific's going to kill, you know, scores of people, hundreds of thousands. Like, holy cow, nailed that one. So got all this credit for it this year. Says war and he's predicted. I don't know if it's a he or she, to be honest with you.
John Holmberg
It's a she. Is it what I'm looking up.
Brady Bogan
I don't know what it is. I look at that face and it's creepy. She. She kind of said, bro. She started. Hey, bro. With her prediction. Bro, listen. Whoa. Listen, bro. That. There's going to be a war in Europe that starts now that will eradicate portions of Europe. Oh, wow.
John Holmberg
That's already been going on.
Brady Bogan
And that's the thing. It's like. Well, now, though, she's saying it's going to escalate and a new one's going to pop up that's going to make this whole thing even worse. That's the one. That's the one they're really glomming on to now because I don't know. Typical bra. I don't know why you're blaming all women for that. But you know what? You're right. The minute we put them on a news desk. Yeah, but. Yeah, the. Yeah, so it was a bebe venga. Had all this stuff that was kind of. I don't know, it was sort of a weird. Yeah, we'll see moment. But the end of the world is the prediction. But it's like 22:30. It was the one thing. There were a few good ones. Yeah. There's the pictures of BEI BEI Vinga, which I think is great. I just find. I find her fascinating. Just some old, like. Looks like an. All those pictures you saw are Russian women. I don't know.
John Holmberg
I think it was Bulgaria or something. I saw.
Brady Bogan
Major European war. She thinks we'll start early this year. Like we're gonna get in the next few months that there'll be a major. The whole continent of Europe will be devastated by war. And Ukraine is not part of what's technically sort of Europe. But not. It's in there. It's going to leak over. And then she says, and then this year we start realizing that Venus has some stuff on it we can use. So we're going to switch our attention to mining on Venus. That's kind of a bold statement. We'll see if BEI BEI Benga nailed that one. And then it gets into. The ice caps will be gone by 2033. Communism will be back. But the big. The big one for this year from BEI Bevenga is that Europe will be just an absolute disaster for war. I'm gonna wreck a bunch of cool stuff. And in it, it was like, you know, a lot of the, you know, temples will fall, pillars will. Pillars of history will fall. So, you know, I'm thinking like the Coliseum will finally get blown up. And you start wondering how that didn't happen already. You know, Italy was teaming up with Germany there your peeps. And we didn't knock down any of the real important stuff.
Dick Toledo
Like the cities that were bombed and like Rome.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, a lot of got off scot free.
Dick Toledo
I think they were.
Brady Bogan
You'd think those.
Dick Toledo
They're being nice about it.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's what I mean. But you've seen Those World War II videos where they just open the bottom of a plane and shove all the bombs out by hand. And they're just like thousands of them just falling out of a plane. Like lethal.
Dick Toledo
Yeah. The accuracy was.
Brady Bogan
They didn't have any. It was a dude with a crosshair circle that he'd peek through and go, I think that's a school. Hit it. It's a school or a factory, it doesn't matter.
Dick Toledo
We want the factory.
Brady Bogan
We gotta drop them now because we're still moving. And they land where they land and then they just scooch away. They were pretty accurate with what the area, but not necessarily the building they just carpet bombed and how Rome got away with that. And you know, like all the stuff. Because if you go over to. In Burbank, in California, in Glendale and Burbank, at the Forest Lawn Cemetery, inside of some of the buildings is some of the most amazing artwork you've ever seen. And it's a lot of it is from Poland when they went and they put it on boats to get it out of there before Hitler showed up and they knew he was coming. And they got all this stuff out of there. And there's a lot of it from Revolutionary War times and things, but World War II, they've got a whole bunch of stuff. It's like this was super important. They just assumed that these guys were gonna come in and lay waste to the entire deal. And then I'm watching the thing about Italy. Aerial America does aerial world. They just fly over cities and they did Rome. And I'm like, how has that thing survived all these wars? Like, we were conscious enough to not knock down that Coliseum and piss. How pissed would Italy be?
John Holmberg
A bunch of backdoor deals there.
Brady Bogan
That's what I'm saying. War is like college football. It's rigged, it's fixed that we.
Dick Toledo
Well, they would avoid religious stuff.
Brady Bogan
What's religious about the Col Coliseum?
Dick Toledo
Not so much, but like St. Peter's and I mean, that was kind of the.
John Holmberg
The Coliseum's an earner for Italy, so.
Brady Bogan
Why are the Muslims avoiding that? That's my thing. Holberg's morning sickness.
Dick Toledo
Oh, now that.
Brady Bogan
That's what I'm saying. If you're going to blow stuff up and they've tried.
Dick Toledo
What they've done is just, you know, if you're talking about, you know, the history, the years they've taken over, they're like this. But this was. Belonged to the. The Jews.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but what's with the handshake deal not to knock down the Eiffel Tower? What's with the handshake deal not to go to Italy and go, hey, you guys are acting like pricks. We're going to take out your history. We're going to take it all out.
Dick Toledo
There definitely were some taken out, but I don't know. The big boys were there.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they never. They never talk about, like, oh, the thing that you didn't like in 1941 that got blown up.
Dick Toledo
London had to rebuild.
Brady Bogan
Well, London did, but even still, there was a bunch of stuff a lot.
John Holmberg
Of them had, but Big Ben was still there. The big Buckingham palace, the Coliseum, or.
Brady Bogan
You know, the Parthenon, Leaning Tower. Pisa. Yeah, I would go knock all those down. That's the first thing I'd have done if I was you guys team up with the Nazis again. We're knocking down your old stuff. And you're like, you like tourism, you like your money. When this all settles, you're not going to rebuild that. We're knocking it down.
Katie
Something has to.
Brady Bogan
Italy, Notre Dame. Like, you'd think that all those things would have just been the first thing.
Dick Toledo
You got two fires, although the most recent.
Brady Bogan
Well, that was not from war, though.
Dick Toledo
No, but they had to rebuild a segment of it.
Brady Bogan
This guy says, learn history, bro. Coliseum did get blown up. Coliseum didn't get blown up. Wow, bro. How did that not happen yet, bro? All right, enough. But it's true. It's like I started watching it and I'm like, that's the first thing I'd knock down. So if Europe's ravaged in war and you haven't seen all that stuff in person yet, looks like you're not gone according to BEI BEI Vinga. And she pops up every year. Every year. I got this eyeless, weird, hooded woman that looks like she's in line for bread in the 70s Russia, all those propaganda videos you see of people needing food. She looks like it, but she's got this. And a lot of them are super vague. But then she'll Hit you over the head with one that's like, we're mine, Venus for resources. And also Europe's going to go to war in like March of this year. And then she'll shoot for 21, 30 and no one will care. But she's. She's our own Nostradamus.
John Holmberg
How far out in the future did she look? Because she died in 96.
Brady Bogan
Apparently she looked deep. Like these are her 2025 predictions. Oh, yeah, yeah. Pops up every year.
John Holmberg
I just found out myself.
Brady Bogan
So here's the fun thing about her is that they always break out her year's predictions in January. Like she just did them. We got them laying around. Yeah.
Katie
Why don't we throw them all out there?
Brady Bogan
We sometimes do. And that's why in 2013. Well, in 76 years, Nostradamus, we know all his. Yeah, in 76 years, communism is going to be the worldwide choice.
Katie
From today or from when?
Brady Bogan
From, from. Yeah, from today. Okay, in 76 years. From today. So 2100. Yeah, nobody cares. I don't care. We'll start to see some hints. Evidently AOC wins all of it. That's basically what she. So in the next 50 years, AOC is going to make some real good footprints and then somebody else crazy is going to run with that, but who knows? So anyway, the predictions are out and all that. And it was. There was a mystic shop yesterday over Oldtown Scottdale has like. No, no, no, not like the Washington mystics. They weren't hanging around. But she has a tarot card reading place in Old Town Scottsdale and oh.
Dick Toledo
You got the reading.
Brady Bogan
Oh, nobody's going to do anything. That's 40 bucks for 15 minutes. To have somebody tell you 15 minutes.
Katie
Is a long time.
Brady Bogan
There's something in your life you'd like to change. All right, give me the prediction. That's not. No more vagaries.
Dick Toledo
You're going to war.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you're gonna get shot in the head on Tuesday. That's a prediction. Just stay in the house on Tuesday. And here's the other thing that's kind of paying attention. Oh, and there was another prediction that sex robots would take the place of men. And starting this year, in the next five years, that the technology of sex of take place of man. I should say not men. The technology of the sex robot starting this year and the AI and the intelligence that we can now plug into them will begin to become the preferred choice of physical activity. It will in the next five years surpass carbon based life form sex. So humans will then prefer at a 51% clip, the sex robot to the real woman or man. That's the way technology is going right now. The AI and all that stuff. I could see that happening. I can say, oh, not necessarily that it would replace relationships, but more people would use them than not.
John Holmberg
Just think about, you're going to Vegas. You don't have that. You know what time of the month it is now?
Brady Bogan
Oh, right, right again.
John Holmberg
Anytime vacation comes up.
Brady Bogan
All right. I got to say, if you had one at the house, that wasn't first off. The thing they got to do for technology, we've talked about this for years, is self cleaning. It needs to have an apparatus and a tank in its tummy that mops itself up. Like you pour an elixir in its tummy and it fills up like a dishwasher. And then you turn it on at night in the closet and it cleans itself up. And then you just go empty the.
John Holmberg
Tank, put some cascade in there, and just go to town.
Dick Toledo
Run the cycle.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. And we're all old, so we're thinking like you'd have to hook a garden hose to it or something. It's got. It's gotta have. And then once in a while, just run a clean cycle to get all the lettuce and stuff out of its. You're gonna feed it and do stuff. Things in there that you don't normally do. But all the banana, the rotten food that you shove in there, just get it some citric.
John Holmberg
Whatever that stuff you take.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, well, what is that? No, I forgot the sodium nitrate. Yeah, I don't remember if that's right or not. I don't think that's right. I think that kills you. Don't take my advice.
Katie
Yeah, don't listen to this.
Brady Bogan
But it cleans your system either way. Bleach, basically, bro. So, yeah, yeah, it's one of those deals where it sits in a closet and you like the Dyson vacuums, you hang it, it. It recharges. While you're recharging it, she starts her cleaning.
Dick Toledo
Self cleaning.
Brady Bogan
That's the first thing that technology has to do. Because right now, the only reason that sex dolls aren't in every man's house is because the crustables, that would grow off of it within a couple of weeks of. I'll clean it tomorrow. And you know how that would end. But now it just. Now it's just. Somehow or another, you gave a doll a yeast infection because you stopped cleaning it. So, yeah, it needs to be self Cleaning outside of that, I could see in the next five years. Technology. I just talked to a lawyer a few days ago and he's like, five years ago, when you talked about a contract with anybody, did it include anything about AI? And I said, no. And he goes, because in 2019, nobody knew about it. We knew it existed. We didn't know it was going to do this. And he goes, and this is just the infancy of what it's going to do. I said, so, you know, think about those types. I'm like, jesus, I didn't even think of that AI Thing was like, so as fast as it's grown, that'll happen. So that's one prediction I'd see that these psychics for 2025 saying sex robots will take. And basically what it's saying is it would take the place of porn. As we see it. It's no longer going to be videos on. On the phone. So you would Bluetooth in with your sex robot to do the motions and stuff. Because it'll move in the future. They're gonna be.
Katie
We did a story on that.
Brady Bogan
Remember the.
Katie
The little pod that you put on.
Brady Bogan
Your wang and it starts jumping around. Yeah.
Katie
And depending on what you're watching on.
Brady Bogan
Your VR headset and your VR VR controls it. And I just got those Ray Ban Bluetooth glasses. I don't have them yet.
Katie
The ones with what's her name selling them.
Brady Bogan
I see that.
Katie
Talks to him and. And it shows all of her.
Brady Bogan
All of her stuff.
Katie
And she takes photos.
Brady Bogan
Love its head. It. And he's just tapping his glasses all the time. They just look like old ravens. They're cool.
Katie
Is that when you take photo.
Brady Bogan
Or take pictures and video. And then. And it has speakers in it. I got it for mountain biking. So you just put it on and it. It has speakers so you can play your music. And it. And it's not like in your ears. It just plays so you can still hear ambient sounds around you so you're not lost in your headphones. It was cool. But that's a technology that you could eventually connect AI glasses to your sex to or whatever you want. Like, again, the first thing we think of is that replacing porn rather than like a functional thing. Like a. We're not building any maid robots. Mexicans are still gonna have jobs. We're not building anything to clean the house.
Dick Toledo
Darn it.
Brady Bogan
Which is what you'd think if we were smart, we'd tolerate porn for another 10 years and focus on these robots doing work for us.
Dick Toledo
There goes that joke. Teach it to cook and clean.
Brady Bogan
Right? Exactly. We're not teaching it to do any manual labors. Like, when can this thing bang me? Make it hot. Instead, we're like, if we were smart as a group, we'd say, okay, let's stop with the sex being the focus of the robot and make the robot do stuff for us where, like, it just walks around the house and cleans. But we couldn't live our lives with a female robot walking around doing stuff without trying to. That thing. We just. We're just. Just sick that way. Even Brady, if he had a made robot. Hello, Mr. Bogan. How is your day? I'm gonna. That thing. It would happen immediately. He couldn't help it. It's helpless to you and it can't report you. And so I guess it's probably the smart. But they say it'll replace porn. And then by 2030, it would be, you won't. I mean, it's. It's. You think about. Seems crazy, like, I'll replace porn. That's nuts. But, you know, our dads probably didn't think that we would have handheld porn in the future, and here it sits. Certainly didn't think we'd have virtual reality porn in the last 15 years. And now that's just old hat. So the next step is robots. It's not really a prediction so much as it is just the natural progression. And they're building them, the pan's getting them. So all we need to do is figure out technology to make them a little bit more functional. And if you could teach it to clean the house, forget it. Tonight, I will be wasting a little bit of time watching the third installment of the Curious Case of Natalia Grace. And. And I'm fascinated by this only because I've watched the first two docu series about her. She's the one who, if you don't know, got adopted by these lunatics a few years ago. And she showed up and had pubes and stuff. And they thought she was like 6 or 7. And then they're like, she might be 20, but she's got some disease. And so they just sent her out on her own, like, I don't want you. They made claims.
Dick Toledo
Created.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, well, they made claims that she was trying to kill him or that she was saying that she was stabby and then she'd make sex comments. And she was Ukrainian and came shooting over here with her disease.
Dick Toledo
They were attempting to adopt her first.
Brady Bogan
Right. They got her. They adopted her, but it was through kind of shady operations to pull her over and then she showed up and she had pubes and her disease was all over the place. So you couldn't tell. She's real little, but you couldn't tell. Like, you looked at her and you could see their argument. Like, she could be six, she could also be 18. And then they took her to doctors, and one doctor says, I think she's about 20. And then another doctor said, no, she's nine. Either way, they got her an apartment sentence.
Dick Toledo
They went with the 20.
Brady Bogan
They went with 20 and kicked her out. And then her neighbor at the apartment building is the best one. As old as. She just would wander in and I mean, just stunk. That's what she's sick. She doesn't clean her. She don't know what she's doing yet. And then talk about how she was trying to bang guys. I'm like, well, wait a minute, maybe she is 20. And she'd leap out of the bushes and scare the landscapers because she was creepy looking. I've noticed, though, that in this new one, she's an adult now.
Dick Toledo
They've dolled her up.
Brady Bogan
We know for sure. They comb her hair, they put a little makeup on her. And I'm starting to think to myself, I think I make a run at Natalia.
Dick Toledo
Where's it going now? It's like, now this is how she.
Brady Bogan
Now the new family that has her is this black pastor and his wife. And they were a little weird in the last one that it got a little out of hand with the way this guy was acting. And now they're saying he's a cult leader and has her under a spell and they're trying to break her out. They don't know she can't catch a break. She can't catch a break. She'd be better off staying in Ukraine. Yes. So I want to watch. But I also noticed though, the lipstick and the hair's done and got a little Dua Lipa look to her. If she like miniaturized her and smashed one foot foot. Like, if she. If Du Lipa got caught in and like eaten way too much starch and then got pushed into a hydraulic press, she's got a little bit of the thing going. There's something about her. When they're trying to sex her up. I'm like, you know what? This Natalia Grace here. So I made the mistake of searching Natalia Grace, and my phone goes, no, no, no, no, you don't want that. And sent me to someone called Natalie Grace. So I'm watching Natalie Grace in her bikini and I'M like, well, this is great. This poor girl is one letter away from being the worst looking thing on the planet that can't catch a break in it. And then so about 15 clicks in, I'm watching Natalie Grace. Her parents don't love her either. Because this girl who I've been looking at in a thong bikini and all this stuff is 16, just celebrated her 16th birthday. And I'm like, 12 pictures in what Parents allowing these photos she's on. She's just showing her ass off. And she's an Instagram influencer and she's 16 and they send her bikinis like crazy, and she just shoves her ass into the. And at first I was like, oh, this is fine. I didn't assume that she was a sophomore in high school. Trouble. So if you're searching Natalia Grace and you end up on Nettle. Gross. You're better off searching. You'll know the difference immediately. First of all, like, yeah, yeah. Well, no, no, that's obvious when I tell you. But if you see her in all her bikini shots when she's shoving her ass into the camera, you can't tell, like, these are just. That's just Instagram modeling stuff. And she's still kind of like, maybe she's 20, but when she's in her bikini shots that are just rampant all over the Internet, that one would fool you. There's a bunch of them that'll fool you. And then I saw her celebrating her 16th birthday. Oh, yeah. I'm like, you can't.
John Holmberg
I don't want to look.
Brady Bogan
That's on the parents. You can't click on those. I was about eight pictures in. Yeah. If you just go to. If you just go to.
Katie
She's not allowed to title her videos. You and Me, Hawaii.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Or she's just wandering around in her song. This is what I'm talking about. You found the videos. Holberg's morning sickness. Holberg's morning sickness. 28. Holmberg's morning sickness. Her parents let her walk around in a thong on the Internet.
John Holmberg
Damn, bro. I can't watch those, bro.
Brady Bogan
What am I supposed to do with this, bro? Yeah, it's not right, but I'm searching a crippled midget and this shows up. You know, she's got Flint 4 13.
Katie
She's not allowed to put Bible verses in her.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, she's Christian. That's the other thing I found out that her parents. No, she's not. I've seen her butthole twice.
Katie
Not.
Brady Bogan
If you go to images on her name. That's all just her butt. Yeah, Tons of it. And her parents are like, she's a good Christian girl now. Take a look at the ass cheeks on this one.
John Holmberg
How old is she again?
Brady Bogan
She. As far as I could tell, she just turned 16. And then I ran from the Internet. Jesus again. When you're looking for a squashed cripple and you want to find out some more like photographs, are they trying to doll her up? Is she getting pretty? And then you see that, you see they look, they get. No, that's no good. That's that there's. There's certain times when Natalia's just not photogenic.
Dick Toledo
Now what is she going, what age is she at now?
Brady Bogan
No, she. We know now that she's like 22.
Dick Toledo
Okay. So the first doctor was.
Brady Bogan
No, she's like, oh yeah, she was a kid.
Dick Toledo
Oh, she was nine.
Brady Bogan
Oh, no. Yeah, because that was 12 years ago. Oh, yeah. I think she's like 24 or something like that now. I don't know how she is now. It's a long time ago. This is like 2008. So she might be closer to 30.
Katie
Wait a minute. The last season of who. How many seasons is this?
Brady Bogan
Is 3. Because the first one, the first one was her original parent. Well, because stuff keeps happening and then they. And then the original parents just let her have an apartment and then they got into this big lawsuit and the mom. And season two, what was the season two was the new family house on the second floor. That put her up in a second floor apartment. She couldn't climb the stairs. And then they were neglecting her and she was starving to death up there. And then she's lumbering around the town.
Katie
What's the reveal for season three?
Brady Bogan
Somebody else swipes her and takes her in. And it's this. Now this, the guy that's got her now is this pastor of this church and he's evidently like this domineering cult leader.
Katie
Wow.
Brady Bogan
And they got to break her free of this dude. She's like been enslaved. If you're going to enslave anybody, it shouldn't be her. She can barely move. You're not getting much done. You're going to enslave somebody. Make it able bodied because what's the point? She's. You have to take break all the time because her big club foot. But I do like though that in the interviews and stuff, she's all. They've gussied her up. Like, didn't they compromise?
Dick Toledo
Like, okay, she might have been a teen when she was.
Brady Bogan
They didn't know. And the first. If you watch the Brady, you're still stuck on the first. I know when they. They wanted you to. They remained ambiguous on what is she. And then at the end, they kind of left it. Like, we don't know, but they did. The pubes are a weird thing, but her disease sometimes creates, like, all sorts of stuff. But she was, like, eight and had pubes. Just first day they had her, broke her out in the bathtub, took her pants down, and mom came running into the dad going, hey, hey, hey, hey. The new kid, you know, the one we just got, bro? He's like, yeah, what about her? Giving her a bath? She's got a bush.
John Holmberg
No way, brochacho.
Brady Bogan
And then he comes and he goes, sure, she's got a bush. Oh, should we give her back? And then they tried to give her back to the adoption agency, and I was like, hey, no take backs.
John Holmberg
Is there a lemon law in this or what?
Brady Bogan
There's no take backs. You find bush, that's on you.
Dick Toledo
That's a final buy.
Brady Bogan
That's on your. That's buyer beware.
John Holmberg
No bush, bro.
Brady Bogan
Bush beware, they call it. You adopt a kid with a bush, you should have. Should have kicked the tires. You make the purchase once it's off our lot, that's your problem. No buybacks. But now. And I'm just kind of fascinated about, like, when the makeup artist knows they're done. You look great. I think we're all done here. You shouldn't try a little harder. I've done all I could do, but, you know, like, fixing the Liberty Bell, it's just not gonna happen. You're going on TV like this. But they're making her, like, do these, like, coy face shot close ups of her, like, side eyeing you. And I'm like, are they trying to make her sexy? And is it working?
Katie
Yeah, that's the. There's the admission. Is it working?
Brady Bogan
Am I no noticing this because it's working. So that means somebody less than me would pull the trigger on this deal.
Dick Toledo
Yeah. You sent that over.
Brady Bogan
I'm like, nope, I sent a bit. I sent a thing. I think I got. I think. Got a little thing for Natalia Gray. She's growing up kind of hot. No. Brady sends a picture back, and that's a bad picture. Come on. Everybody takes a bad photo. Give me a full body shot. She looks like. Like a little smurf.
Katie
Can't be disgusted by that. You're sending over Kenny Loggin's.
Brady Bogan
Jesus.
Katie
He's just as sexy.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And between the two of what Brady sends over and what Natalia Grace has to offer, there's only one of them you're gonna. So I don't want to hear from you. Anyway, we're all back on. And that's. And this guy Devin points it out. He goes, how about the Landman show with the pedophilia? Yeah, yeah. What's going on? There's a movement to go back to the 80s for this. Like, because that Natalie Grace girl, her parents. Yeah, you're right. Bible verses. I forgot about all that part. I ski. Daddled off of her pictures so fast once I started blowing out candles. 16. And it said 2024. Like, she's 16. All I've seen are pictures of her doing adult things. And then in Landman, that girl that keeps getting naked is only supposed to be 17. And I'm supposed to act like I'm not noticing this. You're making me the bad guy tough enough.
Dick Toledo
Is that Cole Meanie or. No, it's a comb. Fiore.
Brady Bogan
I don't know.
Katie
You've known too many combs.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, the guy that is in this kitchen, looking at her ass all the time, trying not to do this. He can't work because she's. There's a hot 16 year old. Yes. I'm like, what year are we in?
John Holmberg
His name is Benny Mardones.
Brady Bogan
Is what his name? Don't do that to me to start this. No, Brad, stop it. But that's the Natalia Grace. She might be 9 or 16, but if you're gonna. If you're gonna $up, I'm gonna notice. So that's tonight on. Was that on, Max? I don't know. I. Oh, it's on the ID Channel. The Curious case of Natalia Grace, chapter three. And then right in the middle of the promo, they're like, what are you hiding? And then she goes, can we cut? And she does a little hair whip and turns her head. And I'm like, that's kind of hot because you don't see the whole part of her, like, if she stands up and starts walking away. Boner killer. But. All right, Natalia Grace, we've been waiting for you to finally reveal that you're old enough. Isn't that what we were all. It's like the Olsen twins. We were just waiting to find out. All right, how old is that angel? But if you're interested, that's on tonight. I am curious how the new family's abusing her. And again, if she's of age, what's she still living with People for. She was on her own when she was nine. She should get this figured out. And all this TV money that's rolling in. Natalia should be doing okay. She doesn't need these people, which is why they're trying to break her out.
Dick Toledo
She had three documentaries.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, your third documentary, that your name's on the title card every time. If you didn't, you just got bad management. At this point, she probably had none for the. But that's what I think they're saying about this new family, is that they're taking all her cash. She can't. And he's. He's kind of owned her. That's why I'm going to watch. There's no football tonight. And one final hardy 2024 gigantic you to your Arizona cardinals for winning their eighth game yesterday and against Josh Dobbs, beating my guaranteed bet of August of the Cardinals having a seven and a half win under over in wins this year.
Dick Toledo
Final game eight.
Brady Bogan
And they threw Josh Dobbs in his eyebrow face back at the Cardinals and.
Katie
The whole practice squad out there for the Niners.
Brady Bogan
And Kyler Murray has the greatest game of his life. Four touchdowns. It was great.
Katie
By the way, Josh DOBBS Threw for like 340 against you.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I threw five grand on that back in August. That was the safest bet of the year to me, looking at that roster. So kudos to Jonathan Gannon and the rest of the organization and who knows what you're going to do with Kyler Murray, but you won eight games when everybody thought you might win three or four. They put it at seven and a half. I'm like, safest bet in Vegas. Vegas knows everybody. Vegas knows they won. Probably.
Dick Toledo
They were sweating.
Brady Bogan
They. Oh, they won three or four games this year. They should not have won. Absolutely. That was all coaching. So you got yourself a hell of a coach there, Cardinal fans. I think you should be happy with that. Now, do you start over at quarterback? Then what?
Katie
I don't know, man.
Brady Bogan
Then what? Because now you're an eight win team. So you're like probably going to draft about 15, 16, maybe 14. There's no quarterback coming to you. What do you do? Do you throw the bank at Sam Darnold? Oh, boy. Deshawn, all I have to tell you is Kirk Cousins is available. Remember Deshawn is. What is he, 60 million and a couple rape cases. Big whoop.
Dick Toledo
Perfect candidate.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, he'd be great. Or do you just keep Kyler again? Oh, dilemma down there in Tempe. Anyway, thank you, Cardinals. You screwed me. Big loss. On that one, that would have been a monster too. There's 26, 24. At one point, I'm like, just need Josh dobs to do. And then just starts throwing picks and putting the ball on the turf. It was terrible. It's 7:46. How that that happen? Let's get to a wake up song. What do you got over there?
John Holmberg
Wake up. So I'm brought to you by action ride shop. And the snow will hit eventually up north. And Are you sure now's the time? That's what Josh told me.
Brady Bogan
Nope. Josh, he's hoping for the best. He is hoping, but let's be honest. It was three years in a row that we had winter.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And that's. That's never happened before, so.
John Holmberg
Well, just in case it does, I don't know what Action rides.
Brady Bogan
Go to Colorado. He'll take care of you. Yeah, just get a bike. It's pretty much free. Yes.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you could ride the bikes all the time. So ski, snowboard. You want to hit the bikes. You know, the Ashton ride shop is the place to be. Actionrideshop.com go visit them over on Gilbert Road in southern. They'll take care of you one way or another.
Brady Bogan
They said this weekend. They have no real snow in Flagstaff right now. It's all manufactured, which is not great for the industry. But yeah, hopefully Josh is right. And there's a late winter that rolls in. But it's 80 degrees every day. I don't know what's going on. I'm enjoying it.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Something's not right.
Dick Toledo
Oh, they got the big boner. Storm through the Midwest. There's a blizzard going through the Kansas eastern. Have you seen the map of it?
Brady Bogan
No. It's another that's shaped like a dong. Okay. It let. It let his engine get revved up. He'll be back in a couple of days. He's still on dong watch by Thursday.
Dick Toledo
It's a weather dong, by the way.
Brady Bogan
There's no such thing as a weather the child would do. He's been hanging out with Kirby. He's got a lot of those jokes coming. He's gonna have mom and Kirby Dong.
Katie
Jokes out with Kirby.
Brady Bogan
Well, she's old enough now it's mom and Kirby were at the house. There's gonna be a lot of. You've seen those ads where Dr. Rick tries to fix what goes on. Dr. Rick Brady needs Dr. Rick. The new Dr. Rick commercials. Are you. Where the lady goes out and stops the car driving by and he goes, did we really need to stop her for that, she goes, no. I'm like. And I don't know how many times I bet Brady's gone. Go around to the guy sitting in traffic, to the person he's talking to in a car, to the boys in.
Katie
The neighborhood, who's winning.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Walks by, who's champions. That's how you end up with a stranger. Teenage wrestling tournament in your front yard. When you're a single man, you won't leave the neighbors alone. But we'll get him. Back yard.
Katie
That wasn't in the basement. I thought that was in the basement.
Brady Bogan
It's been two weeks. Brady's been isolated with his mother and his daughter. And we're gonna get a lot of dawn weather patterns for a few days because that's what they've been laughing at for.
Katie
Did you see Bunny when she was here?
Brady Bogan
No, I was sick.
Katie
Oh.
Brady Bogan
I was sick while Bunny was.
Katie
Can't go near Bunny.
Brady Bogan
No. You don't want to start handing colds out. I got. They were going to come over for the Christmas Steelers game, but that got canceled because I was dead. It was a nice four days of just absolute yuck. I've never had, like. I've never just been laying there and have stuff fall out of my ears, but that was. I was so congested that my earwax was tumbling out of my ear holes. It was so gross. I was disgusting. For three, four days. Anyway. All right, what do you got on the list?
John Holmberg
Metallica Venture 7, pull. AC, DC, Slipknot, Aerosmith. For Us Returning. Back in the Saddle, Volbeat, I Prevail. Metallica, Scatterbrain. Don't call me dude. Because he wants to include that in this year's.
Brady Bogan
All right. Make your own rules. We're just starting with Bro.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
We'll get bigger and build on it.
John Holmberg
Sepultura, Slayer. And then this one seemed pretty appropriate. Pennywise, Bro Him.
Brady Bogan
All right. Say goodbye to it. Yes. I'm in on the bra. Going away. I'm fine.
Katie
Jesus, John. We're an hour and a half into 2025, and Brady's resolution seems to be. To be a bit more. Uncouth. Apparent.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Dong Weather.
Brady Bogan
I'm Ian Schwartz, and this weather's a dong. And congratulations to our friend Ian Schwartz. He got gay married over the holiday. Voluntarily. Just incredible. Always to me. Anyway, we'll do Bro him for Pennywise. I think that's a good way to say goodbye as we get rid of bro for 2025. It's time to go. No, bro. You have it.
John Holmberg
No, that chili just got it. But here's. Here's the dong. Here's the weather dong.
Brady Bogan
Brady, that doesn't look anything like a dong.
Dick Toledo
The one down there is the one I saw.
Brady Bogan
Just a pink line across the States with a rounded end. You got dong on the mind, son. Yep.
John Holmberg
You don't think Ian Schwartz is gonna be reporting on that?
Brady Bogan
Oh, Ian's gonna be staring at that for hours. Anyway, It's Pennywise. It's Bro. Him goodbye to Bro for 2025. It's 98.
Katie
Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.
Brady Bogan
I have heard enough of this.
Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: January 6, 2025
Title: "Calling For An End To The Use Of Bro This Year - Psychic Predictions For 2025 Are Out And Involve War In Europe - Season 3 Of Curious Case Of Natalia Grace Debuts Tonight
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: January 6, 2025
In this episode, the hosts passionately debate the pervasive use of the term "bro" in everyday conversations. They unanimously agree that the term has become overused, condescending, and annoying, deciding to champion the eradication of "bro" throughout the year 2025.
Brady Bogan ([05:26]): “And don't call me bro. Let's make 2025 the year bro goes away.”
Katie ([12:47]): “That's what I was saying. No, bro.”
Dick Toledo ([19:38]): “Luis says, John, I own my own contracting company. I got six guys whose names I just don't know. Everyone there is bro. Now they're chief, that's all.”
The discussion extends to potential replacements for "bro," with suggestions like "Chief" and "My Guy." However, the hosts express skepticism about these alternatives, fearing they might replicate the same issues.
Brady Bogan ([22:11]): “Bro. Yeah. Oh, no. If you're using bro too much, you've become, you know that 45-year-old dude who has a ponytail.”
Katie ([26:18]): “Generation after us was dude.”
Ultimately, the consensus leans towards encouraging listeners to adopt more personalized and respectful forms of address, emphasizing the importance of using individuals' names instead of generic terms like "bro."
The hosts delve into the latest psychic predictions for the year 2025, primarily focusing on the forecasts made by BEI BEI Venga. These predictions encompass a range of topics, from ecological decline to significant geopolitical upheavals.
One of the most alarming predictions discussed is the escalation of war in Europe, which BEI BEI Venga forecasts will devastate large portions of the continent within the year.
The hosts express a mix of skepticism and intrigue regarding these predictions, debating their plausibility and the potential impact on global stability.
Additionally, BEI BEI Venga predicts a technological revolution in personal relationships, suggesting that sex robots will surpass human interactions in preference by 2030.
The hosts humorously speculate on the practicality and ethical implications of such advancements, questioning whether society is prepared for such changes.
The third season of the documentary series "Curious Case of Natalia Grace" is a focal point in this episode. The series follows Natalia Grace, a young woman with ambiguous physical characteristics and medical conditions that blur the lines between adolescence and adulthood.
The hosts discuss the ongoing mystery surrounding Natalia's true age and the intentions of her adoptive families. Season 3 introduces a new family dynamic, portraying Natalia under the influence of a domineering pastor who is depicted as a cult leader intent on controlling her.
Brady shares his critical views on the portrayal of Natalia, highlighting concerns about her exploitation and the ethical responsibilities of those involved in her care.
The conversation underscores the show's exploration of identity, autonomy, and the complexities of adoption under questionable circumstances.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to celebrating the Arizona Cardinals' unexpected performance in the current NFL season. Against all odds, the Cardinals secured their eighth win, surpassing initial projections of three or four victories.
The hosts commend the team's coaching strategies and player performances, particularly highlighting Kyler Murray's exceptional game with four touchdowns.
Speculation arises about the team's strategic decisions moving forward, including potential changes in the quarterback position and the implications of their success on future drafts and team dynamics.
The enthusiastic discussion reflects the hosts' pride and excitement for the Arizona Cardinals, acknowledging the broader impact of their success on the local sports community.
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in lighthearted banter and personal anecdotes, adding entertainment value and showcasing their camaraderie. Topics range from technology advancements, such as Bluetooth glasses and sex robots, to humorous takes on social interactions and personal habits.
The discussion about sex robots extends into a humorous critique of their potential functionalities and societal acceptance.
These segments provide listeners with a blend of humor, critical thinking, and relatable topics, maintaining engagement throughout the episode.
As the episode concludes, the hosts reiterate their commitment to eliminating the use of "bro" and reflect on the day's discussions. They express anticipation for future developments in both their personal and professional lives, leaving listeners with a sense of continuity and ongoing dialogue.
The episode wraps up with final thoughts on the Elimination of "Bro" campaign and a nod to upcoming topics, ensuring listeners remain engaged and look forward to future episodes.
Notable Quotes:
Brady Bogan ([05:26]): “And don't call me bro. Let's make 2025 the year bro goes away.”
Brady Bogan ([29:19]): “There's going to be a war in Europe that starts now that will eradicate portions of Europe.”
Brady Bogan ([57:15]): “Jonathan Gannon and the rest of the organization… you might have to unbro.”
Katie ([62:21]): “Jesus, John. We're an hour and a half into 2025, and Brady's resolution seems to be. To be a bit more. Uncouth. Apparent.”
Conclusion:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of serious discussions on societal language norms and prophetic predictions, interwoven with lighter segments on popular culture and sports. The hosts' dynamic interactions and insightful commentary provide listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful perspectives on contemporary issues.