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John Holmberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here for.
Brett Vesely
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Larry McFeely
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Brett Vesely
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Brady
You'Ve been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.
John Holmberg
He's evil sitting right here.
Brett Vesely
Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98 to you, PT before we get to the other stuff, just to let you know, 2025 starting. No better time to start the year or start helping this year than now. So we're going to start. Homburg Bound is coming out. We're a little late with it this year, but we're coming out this week and we're going to have our this month. You can start ordering your six packs from Four Peaks now. I think it's this week. Well, more information a little bit. I think it starts today, though, actually. Check it out. Go to our website, 98kupd.com if it's not there. It will be in a little while. Everybody's getting back on board, but I know that. And it's all going to go help out the Humane Society, which, by the way, fireworks pricks had record numbers once again of Escape dogs and everything else. Running into the Humane Society trying to do their best to get all those dogs back home. It was Gaza Strip by my house on New year's Eve from 4:00 until about 3 in the morning, non stop. I don't understand it.
Larry McFeely
Our ceasefire was official last night.
Brett Vesely
It's still going.
Larry McFeely
Last night there was stuff going on.
Brett Vesely
Bunch of morons. Knock it off. Do you have any respect for veterans at all? Nobody ever knocks on the doors and says they were gonna blow a bunch of stuff up. Are there any veterans? His grandpa in town? Cause once again there's a 90 year old man across the street from me. They have to move out every year New Year's Eve because he loses his mind when that happens. Because it's non stop. And nobody ever says, hey, let's not do that. I understand a little bit. And New Year's Eve I get but like the first, second, third. Why are you still doing it?
Larry McFeely
They had, you know, idiots test runs around Christmas.
Brett Vesely
Oh, it was constant. Yeah. But the New Year's Eve was nuts. Just nuts. And Humane Society got flooded once again with all the dogs. Number one day of the year. That and July 4th for a dog, heart attacks and death. Did you see the Chihuahua that was. They have a support or a. A rescue that put it out there. And a guy filmed his dog die. He's like, well, here's what you're doing. He's having a heart attack. Oh man. Because the sounds were so bad and it wouldn't stop. And he asked his neighbors to stop, take care of your dog. He's like, I'm doing that. And you killed him. So. And I hope you're out of that. And he filmed it and it's on a. His picture of me goes, this is what happens. And he said, this is happening a lot. And it does. I'm not saying you have to eliminate all fireworks, but be responsible. It doesn't need to happen for days and days and days. And sometimes those pricks go to three in the morning, four in the morning. There needs to be some sort of moratorium on it. It's ridiculous. So the humane study got. They need help again as usual because nobody listens or does anything right. So we're doing our best to get you some beer in the meantime. Holmberg bound, that's where we're at. So we're going to get you together with our friends over there at Four Peaks and we'll tell you about it later. And the party I think is the 28th, so we'll get that together. But you can get it on tap. I Think starting this week, which is pretty great. So it is. I think it's the 9th, right? 8th or 9th?
Larry McFeely
8Th.
Brett Vesely
8Th. Okay. 8th or 9th. Yeah, it's this week. No, she's bringing. All right. She's bringing the bottles. All right, Beautiful. So we're going to get some more this week. Beautiful. So get ready to help us out and. And order up. You can pre order starting this week. Very excited about that. We got the entertainment drill coming up next.
Brady
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Larry McFeely
Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with Wayne from Amco and Wayne, now that it's getting warmer, I turned on the AC in my car and the air's blowing kind of cool, but it really smells like a basement. What can I do about that, Larry?
Brett Vesely
Your car's AC system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell. Nice.
Larry McFeely
Is that a big deal to get done?
Brett Vesely
Not at all. It takes about an hour and in most cases, we can do it while you wait.
Larry McFeely
That's awesome.
Brett Vesely
I'll say. We're Amco.
Larry McFeely
Google Amco for your nearest location. That's Amco double a MCO transmissions and.
Brett Vesely
A whole lot more. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's a ghost right there. Dance macabre. John, when's ghost coming? September. What do you mean you don't know? Larry took the book. More concerts coming 20, 25. That's a slew of them heading our way. Nothing wrong with that. That's a good thing. It is time now. 10:00. Right on schedule. Once again, boys, we didn't miss a beat. Late as we've ever been. Right back on. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com, the home of tactical black self defense training. And yeah, you know how you like being outside with the others. Is this fun? Is it having a good time? We were just looking at pictures of Vegas, the strip for New Year's Eve looked nightmarish. And then of course, everybody knows what happened New Orleans and not sit and bring up things or try to piggyback off of tragedies. But soft targets, they talk about that a lot at react defense and stuff. Make yourself a soft target. You do that to yourself. I always say it and I talked about it this morning. That big pile of people that go into Suns games. And that, by the way, thanks sons. That number is going to get a lot smaller if you keep playing this way. But that pile of people that goes for the sake of security into that log jam of security to make sure nobody has a gun inside is the softest target I deal with all the time. So what I've done because of the mental training that I've had drilled into my head at react defenses, you avoid those things. You don't stand in the middle of a pile of people. You don't certainly do this. What I saw in Las Vegas there a second ago, you try to try to make it so you're not a soft target. They teach you that stuff. It's not just all physical training, constantly running around making your heart beat faster. Although they will do that. It's a learning lesson. So you sit and go, hey, put yourself in this situation. You just auditioned for a job. You're. You're actually interviewing for a job you don't want by putting yourself in spots. The biggest thing we do wrong, all of us, me included, walk around with our faces buried in our phones in general public, bad guys see that. They notice that. And keep in mind that's a thousand bucks in your hand every time you're walking around with your phone and they know you've got it. My friend was jogging once and got attacked by people because he had his Apple Iwatch and he was looking at it. He didn't see him. They're like, give us the watch. They knew it was. They're dumb because he could track it. But still you've got money all over you. You don't even realize it. Don't make yourself a soft target. It's out there on a constant basis. It's a non stop thing. So get on that. ReactDefense.com is where you go. You can check it all out. Get in great shape while you do it. It's the new year, the new you. How about that? And learn. Become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. React defense. It's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.
Larry McFeely
After an eight Year legal battle. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have settled their divorce.
Brett Vesely
Eight years.
Larry McFeely
Eight years, man. And basically it's no one pays anybody. They split whatever had assets had to be over.
Brett Vesely
About the winery. They got that together.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, they figured that out.
Brett Vesely
50. 50.
Larry McFeely
Because of course it took all these turns and twists that Brad was abusing kid. All these allegations. Shiloh saying, I don't want him to be my dad anymore.
Brett Vesely
Took away his name. Last night she was at. She was at the Golden Globes with their black kid. I don't know what its name is. I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. I don't know. I didn't pay attention. Sahara, is that that one? I don't know. Shiloh, you know, he knows a couple of their names. He's not wrong. I don't know. That's why I said what I said. I know it was the black one. And I don't know who gets what in there. They had her. They built a whole model UN of family. They have like one from everywhere. And I don't know which ones hate Brad and which ones like her, but eight years it took them. Which is good on Brad's end really because a couple of them in those eight years probably are older than 18. So it got out of, you know, kicking cash over her direction for all those adopted kids.
Larry McFeely
Over 2 million people received the Presidential Medal of Freedom just this weekend. Yeah, 2 million. No, it wasn't. But a lot of people. President buyer to hand out a bunch of.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
You get a message, here's one for you.
Brett Vesely
I got this laying all over the place. Who's manufacturing those? It's like the same people that do the Trump plates or Chia Pets. Yeah, he got a deal.
Larry McFeely
Trump two dollar bills.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
See those?
Brett Vesely
Pretty cool. He's putting himself on money, which is awesome. That's cool.
Larry McFeely
Capitalize on all the money you can make right now.
Brett Vesely
If I could put myself on money and people would use it, I would do it too. And so would you. That's a neat thing.
Larry McFeely
The owners of the Breaking Bad house in Albuquerque, New Mexico have put it on the market. They've owned it for.
Brett Vesely
This is ridiculous. I saw this.
Larry McFeely
$4 million.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's the. It's the kids of the owners.
Larry McFeely
The Zillow or estimated the value of 350,000.
Brett Vesely
The. And it's. It's a nice neighborhood in Albuquerque of middle class, but it's not surrounded by four million dollar homes. Oh, you're not getting four million dollars worth of anything. The original owners passed away. The lady and the husband and the wife that owned it passed on. So it's the kids that have it. And they just put a price up there if somebody wants to bite.
Larry McFeely
They had to put a fence up to keep fans from going too close.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
Tossing pizzas on the roof, stuff like that.
Brett Vesely
She sat outside. I was there for the tour that goes by. And she's super accommodating, but she sits outside and watches. And, like, if the bus. Cause the bus lets you out, you can take pictures in front of their house. It's weird.
Larry McFeely
They hope they make the fans get what they want. They want it to be a bnb and they have a museum.
Brett Vesely
You know who doesn't want that? The rest of the left and right, the neighbors. They can't stand it. People's chucking pizzas on the house and. And it wasn't even filmed in the house either. It's just. Yeah, okay. If they were going to Airbnb it, it would be. What should happen is, like, HGTV should buy it or Magnolia and do what they did to the Brady Bunch house, which is build the Brady Bunch house inside of there.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
And they could do that inside the house and just build the Breaking Bad house inside and then Airbnb it with some stipulations that the neighbors get to tell you, no pizzas on the house. I would float a little. People who are fans will know. Float a little pink teddy bear in the pool at all times. From the. The plane crash.
Larry McFeely
Oh, the donkey who inspired Eddie Murphy's Donkey and Shrek has passed away. Passed away last Thursday. He'd been suffering a painful hoof disease. His name was Perry. He was 30 years old. Perry had been living in a pasture in Palo Alto, California.
Brett Vesely
I don't move around so good to my Shrek.
Larry McFeely
I don't feel so good.
Brett Vesely
My foot hurts. Oh, we're gonna have to put you down, Donkey.
Larry McFeely
One of the animators.
Brett Vesely
Terrible episode of Shrek 5. Donkey must go.
Larry McFeely
How many did they have?
Brett Vesely
At least four Shreks or Donkeys.
Larry McFeely
Shrek's.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
Well, one of the animators that lived nearby during the time they were working on Shrek got the inspiration because he kept watching Perry. He's quite the character. So he brought the crew over there. They spent hours watching Perry the Funny donkey. Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Okay.
Larry McFeely
Aubrey Plaza's husband, Jeff Bayne, as the other celebrity that passed away.
Brett Vesely
Horrifying. And then last night, like, TMZ's. Like, Aubrey Plaza doesn't make it to Golden Globes. I'M like you think two days ago her husband unexpectedly killed himself. I don't think she wants to present best cinematography tonight. That's no surprise when you know you don't show up to work a couple days after Suicide in the house. She's super likable. I didn't know that she would. Because she plays that, you know, resting bitch face so well. She's like in White Lotus she was great. Yeah, Parks and Rec, she was the bitch. But stone face, super likable. Like Emily downstairs. She's got rb. She's got rbf. She knows it. So you walk by and you think Emily's mad at you all the time. But she's like our Aubrey Plaza.
Larry McFeely
Carlos Santana fell down and broke a couple of fingers. He's gonna be down for six weeks. He's supposed to have a residency in Vegas. January. That's not going to happen.
Brett Vesely
Good.
Larry McFeely
You'll be excited about this, Robert. Smith is hopeful that the new Cure album will arrive before next summer.
Brett Vesely
Before 2026, I guess so. He's got 18 months to get an album.
Larry McFeely
He's got some time to work on it.
Brett Vesely
I'm hopeful too, Robert. I think you can do this.
Larry McFeely
I just have a lot of life experience I need to get on paper.
Brett Vesely
What is he, Axel Smith. Oh boy.
Larry McFeely
It's Chinese democracy for gays.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I can't wait for the 70 year old to cure to sing about teenage angst in England.
Larry McFeely
Monday comes and I'm still gay.
Brett Vesely
Anyway, that's it. We're done. Let's get out of here, shall we? Only turn 12 more months to go. We're off and running everybody and hey everybody that's feeling today because you're all. Everybody's pretty much back in the swing of it. Martin Luther King day's two weeks. Don't worry about it. We get another one soon.
Larry McFeely
So has your bedtime changed today?
Brett Vesely
I'm gonna try tonight. Yeah, I'm no more bedtime. I'm an adult. I'm pulling the all nighters. I'm just gonna do the show and go home and sleep all day. That's my normal schedule. I can get stuff done during the day. What do I need to get done? I don't know. I just go home groggy every day anyway and just get nothing done until the sun goes down. Bills are auto pay. Yeah, I don't know. That's not a bad thing. Is there any good TV?
Larry McFeely
I guess it doesn't matter.
Brett Vesely
TV's better at night. Streaming service? No, this is all good. All Right. Plus I can get things done. Nobody's out.
Larry McFeely
I don't know if I could do it.
Brett Vesely
Well, you're not built like me.
Larry McFeely
I'm not.
Brett Vesely
I'm doing it. I'm an all nighter. That's it. Larry's coming up next. He's got you for the next couple hours. Be nice to Larry. He'll give you nice things. We're done. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. So long.
Larry McFeely
Is that weird? It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.
Brett Vesely
I have heard enough of this.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Podcast Summary
Episode: January 6, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Duration: 15:38
Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to be Arizona's premier morning radio show, blending humor, insightful discussions, and topical news to engage its listeners. In the January 6, 2025 episode, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a variety of subjects ranging from local entertainment releases to high-profile celebrity news and poignant community issues.
The episode kicks off with excitement surrounding the release of Holmberg Bound, a highly anticipated project that the show has been promoting. John Holmberg shares details about the release, encouraging listeners to support the endeavor.
John Holmberg [01:07]: "Homburg Bound is coming out. We're a little late with it this year, but we're launching this week. You can start ordering your six-packs from Four Peaks now."
Bret Vesely elaborates on the initiative's charitable aspect, highlighting its contribution to the Humane Society.
Bret Vesely [01:30]: "It's all going to help out the Humane Society, which, by the way, fireworks pricks had record numbers once again of escape dogs…"
The hosts encourage listeners to visit the show's website, 98kupd.com, for more information and to participate in supporting a worthy cause.
A significant portion of the discussion centers on the negative impact of New Year's Eve fireworks on pets and the subsequent strain on the Humane Society. Brett Vesely passionately criticizes the excessive use of fireworks, emphasizing the distress caused to dogs and the community.
Bret Vesely [02:08]: "Fireworks pricks had record numbers once again of escape dogs… running into the Humane Society trying to do their best to get all those dogs back home."
He shares a listener's story about a dog injuring a family member due to fireworks, underscoring the importance of responsible celebrations.
Bret Vesely [02:45]: "Sometimes those pricks go to three in the morning, four in the morning. There needs to be some sort of moratorium on it. It's ridiculous."
The hosts advocate for a balance between celebration and animal welfare, urging listeners to consider the broader implications of their festivities.
The podcast shifts focus to the long-publicized divorce of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, marking the conclusion of an eight-year legal battle. Brett Vesely provides insights into the settlement details and the personal struggles that accompanied the high-profile split.
Larry McFeely [08:07]: "After an eight-year legal battle, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have settled their divorce."
Brett discusses the complications arising from allegations against Brad Pitt and the impact on their family, particularly their adopted children.
Bret Vesely [08:26]: "Because of course it took all these turns and twists that Brad was abusing kid…"
The conversation reflects on the challenges of public divorces and the importance of resolving such matters amicably, especially when children are involved.
A heartfelt segment covers the passing of Perry, the real-life donkey who inspired the beloved character Donkey in the Shrek franchise. Larry McFeely mourns the loss, sharing personal emotions and the significance of Perry's contribution to animation.
Larry McFeely [12:22]: "How many did they have? At least four Shreks or Donkeys."
The hosts reflect on Perry's character and his influence on the films, celebrating his legacy and the joy he brought to fans worldwide.
The episode also touches on various other newsworthy topics:
Bret Vesely [12:45]: "Jeff Bayne, Aubrey Plaza's husband, unexpectedly killed himself."
Bret Vesely [09:34]: "Who's manufacturing those? It's like the same people that do the Trump plates or Chia Pets."
Larry McFeely [10:04]: "The owners of the Breaking Bad house in Albuquerque have put it on the market for $4 million, while Zillow estimates its value at $350,000."
Larry McFeely [13:07]: "Carlos Santana fell down and broke a couple of fingers. He's gonna be down for six weeks."
Larry McFeely [13:41]: "He's got some time to work on it. I just have a lot of life experience I need to get on paper."
Throughout the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness maintains its signature blend of humor, critical commentary, and community-focused discussions. The hosts effectively balance light-hearted segments with serious topics, providing listeners with both entertainment and valuable insights. Notable quotes and engaging dialogue ensure that even those who missed the live broadcast can stay informed and entertained.
Notable Quotes:
Bret Vesely [02:45]: "Sometimes those pricks go to three in the morning, four in the morning. There needs to be some sort of moratorium on it. It's ridiculous."
Larry McFeely [08:07]: "After an eight-year legal battle, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have settled their divorce."
Larry McFeely [12:22]: "How many did they have? At least four Shreks or Donkeys."
Bret Vesely [09:34]: "Who's manufacturing those? It's like the same people that do the Trump plates or Chia Pets."
Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to be a staple for Arizona listeners seeking a mix of local news, celebrity updates, and engaging conversations to start their day.