Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (01-07-25)

Podcast Information:

• Title: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
• Host: John Holmberg
• Co-hosts: Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
• Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
• Release Date: January 7, 2025
• Description: Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show seeks to entertain, question, and disturb listeners with a mix of humor, current events, and lively discussions.

1. Opening Banter and Comedy Recommendations [00:00 - 01:46]

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg sharing local comedy show recommendations across various venues in Arizona. He humorously transitions from promoting improv shows to sharing a personal anecdote about the Core Institute, emphasizing the importance of overcoming unexpected setbacks, such as injuries caused by pets.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [00:00]: “Life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold.”

2. The Brady Report: Diverse Topics and Lighthearted Facts [02:11 - 04:23]

Brady Bogan introduces "The Brady Report," covering a variety of topics ranging from linguistic translations of the sixth commandment to the ranking of global film industries.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan [02:40]: “The sixth commandment literally translates from Hebrew as Thou shall not murder not, thou shalt not kill.”
• Brady Bogan [03:06]: “The three most valuable film industries in the world are Bollywood, Hollywood, and Nollywood.”

3. Entertainment Insights: E.T.'s Original Script [03:27 - 04:23]

A discussion unfolds about the original concept for Spielberg's "E.T.," revealing that it was initially penned as a horror movie titled "Poltergeist." This revelation sparks humorous debate about the character's intended role and the shift to a family-friendly narrative.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogan [03:27]: “The script for E.T. was a horror movie.”
• John Holmberg [03:41]: “E.T. was going to crawl out of the pool.”

4. New Year's Resolutions and City Rankings [04:23 - 05:47]

The hosts discuss Hub's ranking of the 182 biggest U.S. cities based on their suitability for keeping New Year's resolutions. Seattle, San Francisco, Scottsdale, Austin, and Atlanta make the top spots, leading to a playful debate about the practicality of these rankings.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan [04:23]: “The rankings are based on various factors that tie in with common resolutions like gyms, credit card debt, job opportunities, binge drinking, and smoking rates.”
• John Holmberg [04:59]: “Your resolution's not drinking and you got Scottsdale, evidently. That's silly.”

5. Health Segment: Walking to Reduce Depression Risk [05:47 - 07:40]

Brady presents findings from a study by the PPPPN (Public Psychological and Physical Wellness Network) highlighting that walking 5,000 steps a day can reduce the risk of depression by over 20%, with 7,500 steps cutting it by 42%. The hosts engage in a humorous yet informative exchange about integrating walking into daily routines.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan [05:47]: “Nearly 8% of adults in the United States have gone through an episode of major depression, but walking five to 7,000 steps a day drops depression risk significantly.”
• John Holmberg [06:21]: “So being sedentary, lazy and miserable, it leads to depression. How about that? Yeah, sorry. So getting up and doing stuff.”

6. Pee Pee Poo Poo News: Backup Underwear Prevalence [09:00 - 14:56]

A comedic segment delving into the phenomenon of Americans carrying backup underwear. Reports indicate that nearly half of Americans have spare underwear for emergencies or convenience, sparking humorous debates about societal habits and personal hygiene.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan [09:03]: “According to a survey, nearly half of Americans carry backup underwear with them in case they have an accident.”
• John Holmberg [13:19]: “If you're carrying around backup panties, you're a whore.”

7. Incident Report: In-Flight Urination Abuse [14:31 - 18:40]

Brady shares a disturbing account of Jerome Gutierrez, a passenger on United Airlines flight 189, who urinated on his seated neighbor. The incident highlights issues of passenger misconduct and airline response protocols.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan [14:31]: “Two Florida men got tangled up while having sex. One guy was 61 years old and his lover was 33.”
• John Holmberg [15:13]: “The man got up and began to piss on my dad.”

8. Smuggler's News: Rectal Drug Smuggling Case [19:07 - 20:56]

A bizarre news story is presented about Kenneth Gibbs, a 43-year-old inmate in Georgia, who was arrested for attempting to smuggle multiple items in his rectum. The hosts provide comedic commentary on the absurdity of the situation.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan [19:38]: “This 43-year-old inmate in Georgia was caught trying to smuggle multiple items in his rectum.”
• John Holmberg [20:24]: “The guy's got male pattern baldness and then the sides just grow straight out.”

9. Video Reviews: Humorous and Absurd Clips [22:40 - 26:29]

The hosts review a series of humorous and absurd video clips, including a dirt bike struggling uphill, acrobats performing mishaps, and a military parachuting drill gone wrong. Their lighthearted commentary adds entertainment value to the segment.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [23:08]: “It's Nick Cage's. It's ghost bike coming to get you, baby girl.”
• Brady Bogan [26:25]: “This guy's having sex with no legs. And he's on top. He's going to town.”

10. Closing Remarks and Future Segments [26:29 - End]

The episode concludes with the hosts wrapping up the video segment, sharing personal anecdotes, and teasing upcoming content. There's a playful exchange about technical issues and the departure of a team member, adding a personal touch to the show's dynamic.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [27:25]: “I'd rather be the videographer and editor of that no. Than Janis Joplin's panty.”
• Brady Bogan [31:19]: “We're out of coke. Yeah, sorry.”

Conclusion: This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness features a blend of humorous banter, insightful discussions on health and societal behaviors, and entertaining news stories. The hosts' chemistry and comedic timing make for an engaging listen, offering both laughs and thoughtful commentary on everyday topics.