01-07-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: January 7, 2025

Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo

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1. Tommy Emanuel's Extraordinary Performance

Timestamp: 02:09 - 05:21

The episode centers around Brady Bogan's awe-inspiring experience watching Tommy Emanuel perform at the Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) in Scottsdale, Arizona. Brady describes Emanuel's guitar mastery as unparalleled, likening his performance to "human achievement on display."

• Brady Bogan shares his emotional turmoil after witnessing Emanuel's skills:

  "I don't know what you’re gonna play here... What is he gonna do here. Brett, you just found something." [02:44]

• Bogan emphasizes Emanuel's dedication and talent:

  "He has been playing guitar since he was six years old, and I've never seen anything like it. He was a drummer for a while and used his guitar as an entire drum set." [03:27]

• The co-hosts express admiration for Emanuel, acknowledging his impact and the inspiration he provides:

  "He’s a legend in the world of guitar, guitarists. He’s the Mount Rushmore guitar player." [04:00]

2. Impact on Personal and Community Perceptions

Timestamp: 05:21 - 09:03

Brady Bogan delves deeper into how witnessing Emanuel's talent has led him to reflect on his own life and achievements, extending his self-deprecating remarks to his co-hosts and listeners.

• Brady Bogan questions personal worth and communal achievements:

  "I saw something last night that made me realize I've been wasting my time on this planet. I have achieved nothing. I am talentless. I am absolutely worthless." [02:44]

• The discussion shifts to broader themes of mediocrity and striving for greatness, with Bogan urging listeners to recognize and appreciate exceptional talents like Emanuel's:

  "Whatever is going on up there at the Mim... do something extraordinary, instead of being mediocre." [07:12]

3. Debate on Tattoos for Children

Timestamp: 24:20 - 32:58

The conversation transitions to a heated debate about the appropriateness of allowing nine-year-olds to receive tattoos, sparked by a news story about a young girl getting a Donald Trump tattoo.

• Brady Bogan vehemently opposes the idea, labeling it as irresponsible parenting:

  "You shouldn't let a nine-year-old make that decision. It’s a lifetime commitment that they don’t understand." [24:20]

• The co-hosts engage in a back-and-forth, reinforcing the stance that tattoos are unsuitable for young children and highlighting potential regrets:

  "If a nine-year-old wants a Biden tattoo, that might be child abuse." [32:25]

• Dick Toledo and Brett Vesely support Bogan’s viewpoint, emphasizing the ethical implications and the permanence of such decisions:

  "Greatness doesn’t fade... It's about commitment and responsibility." [26:13]

4. Offensive Discussions and Humorous Remarks

Timestamp: 10:10 - 20:35

The hosts engage in a series of vulgar and offensive exchanges, particularly focusing on Janis Joplin, which dominate much of the latter half of the episode.

• Brady Bogan expresses disdain for Janis Joplin, making derogatory comments about her legacy:

  "Janis Joplin is the most overrated thing in American history, musically or otherwise." [44:47]

• The conversation includes twisted humor, blending it with disrespect and crude jokes:

  "I'd rather bang Janis Joplin’s corpse before I bang her alive because it probably smells better now." [73:56]

• John Holmberg and Dick Toledo participate in the offensive banter, further escalating the inappropriate tone:

  "You need to get a big name... like Taylor Swift for classy dedication." [94:51]

5. Support for the Humane Society and Local Charity Efforts

Timestamp: 30:14 - 75:10

Amidst the chaotic discussions, the hosts pivot to promote their support for the Humane Society, acknowledging the struggles shelters face during the holiday season and emphasizing the importance of responsible pet ownership.

• Brett Vesely highlights the challenges animals face post-holidays:

  "A lot of people got dogs during COVID and then had to surrender them when life got busy." [30:14]

• Brady Bogan underscores the necessity of supporting local shelters and discourages impulse pet adoption:

  "If you got a stupid kid and came up with a tattoo or variable, you shouldn't have gotten the pet or the animal." [30:33]

• The hosts promote their upcoming event at Four Peaks Brewery, linking it to their charitable efforts:

  "We're going to do our best to help the Humane Society by drinking and goofing off, because that's what we do best." [75:10]

6. Entertainment and Media Promotions

Timestamp: 75:10 - 115:24

The latter segments feature discussions about new music releases, TV shows, and upcoming events, interspersed with ongoing banter and humorous takes on various topics.

• Jackson’s Commentary on new TV series and music releases reflects the show's typical irreverent humor:

  "American Primeval is out on Netflix... It involves Native Americans, prospectors, the Mormons... expect shootings, stabbings, and scalpings." [151:32]

• The hosts share opinions on recent music releases and media content, often intertwining personal dislikes with pop culture references:

  "Janis Joplin’s entire existence turns into a mocking point for today’s music." [141:12]

7. Notable Quotes

Throughout the episode, several memorable and provocative quotes stand out:

• Brady Bogan on witnessing greatness:

  "I am a lesser human being than that man's achievements. It was... just remarkable." [04:23]

• Brady Bogan on child tattoos:

  "If we're saying nine-year-olds can't make tattoos because that decision is too big for them, we need to just shut down that whole genital operation thing completely." [62:31]

• Speculative remarks linking Janis Joplin to various absurd scenarios:

  "I’d rather marry the Doors because they don't have a settlement... Janis Joplin's vagina will do that to you." [143:37]

8. Concluding Remarks and Closing Advertisements

Timestamp: 115:24 - End

The show wraps up with final thoughts, including promotions for their own products and services, while maintaining the irreverent and offensive tone characteristic of the episode.

• Promotional Segment:

  "ReactDefense.com is the home of Tactical Black Self Defense Training... 199 dollars special for two months personal training." [138:30]

• Final Banter:

  "F this day, we'll try again tomorrow. That's a great closer." [170:48]

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Overall Tone and Content:

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" is marked by a mix of genuine admiration for exceptional talent, in this case, Tommy Emanuel, alongside a pervasive thread of vulgar humor and offensive remarks. The hosts balance between promoting community events and charitable causes while engaging in inappropriate and disrespectful discussions, particularly targeting historical figures like Janis Joplin. The conversation also touches on socially relevant topics such as responsible pet ownership and the controversy surrounding children receiving tattoos, albeit through a lens of humor that may be considered distasteful by many listeners.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brady Bogan]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. It is 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. How are you? There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. And a quick reminder to you, Brett, you Brady Toledo knows this in the other room. And include myself in this. We are. We are. Sucks. We have wasted our lives.

[John Holmberg]

What do we do now?

[Brady Bogan]

We are nothing. You will never amount to anything. Human achievement. You've done nothing. Enjoy however many years you've put together. You're worthless and I know it. And there you go. Enjoy that. I saw something last night that made me realize I've been wasting my time on planet. I have achieved nothing. I am talentless. I am absolutely worthless. And everyone I hang out with is the same. And most of you listening also. I don't know you all, but I'm gonna make that broad sweeping generalization to all of you. Because I saw a man named Tommy Emanuel last night play his guitar. Have you ever seen him?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Does he play with his feet?

[Brady Bogan]

Brady, don't make fun of him or I'll punch you square in the balls. I swear to God. This is. He's a God. It is. It is the most.

[Brett Vesely]

Just ask the question.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't care your question, bro.

[John Holmberg]

There is no question.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, bro. Your question was out of line, you talentless, absolute piece of worthless knob. Me too, by the way. I look into the mirror saying the exact same thing. I'm not just attacking you. I'm attacking your insane sloth. Like life you've lived of achieving nothing. You're bad at everything. I am too. And so are you, Brett. What I saw was human achievement on display last night. What I saw was perfection. I've never seen it before. I watched. I witnessed it last night. I witnessed what is the greatest performance without being. Fire, flames, explosions. Tommy Emanuel. YouTube him if you've never heard of him. He's an Australian guy. He's been playing guitar since he's six years old and I've never seen anything like it. He was a drummer for a while and he used his guitar as an entire drum set. He plays by himself. And it is the human achievement, the ability. If you ever put your mind to anything. If you ever hyper focused on something, it just proves how good you can be at stuff. It made me mad. It was the same. I walked out feeling the same as I felt when I left the show. Book of Mormon, when I said nothing I could ever do would be anywhere near as good as what I just witnessed. I am. I am a lesser human being than that man's achievements. It was. And just remarkable. Everything, just the heights of achievement and perseverance and ambition and everything else was on display. Saw it at the mim, which, by the way, if you've not been to the museum, the Musical Instrument Museum up there in Scottsdale, the sound in that room is insanity. This dude. I don't know what you're gonna play here. Brett, you just found something.

[John Holmberg]

Beatles melody.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the Beatles. And what he does to build to this is. It's so remarkable. What he did was incredible. And you know what? He's so good at it that on a video, you might not even be able to grasp how amazing he is. His touch, his everything. It's just. It's remarkable. By Tommy Emanuel. Just YouTube it. Get into that and you can't. Guitar players. I went with Jay Ackerman, who runs the react defense.

[Brett Vesely]

He was the one that's like, you got to see this.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he told me about him years ago. I knew about him through other people who play guitar. He's the legend in the world of guitar guitarists. He's a legend in the world of music, period, End of story. But he's not a guy who's, you know, going out there, you know, trying to write hit music. He's just. He's Hoyt Axton, Jerry Reed, all the guys that. Jerry Reed's probably one of the most underrated guitar players of all time. He's known for Eastbound and Down and stuff like that, but the dude is a legend.

[Brett Vesely]

Glenn Campbell.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, Glenn Campbell was really good. Nothing on this. I mean, Glenn Campbell was good. Chet, you know, you get. You get into Roy Clark, Jerry Reeds of the world that would look at Glenn and say, you're decent. This is a different animal. It's. He. It's like he had 35 fingers at certain points.

[Brett Vesely]

There you are.

[Brady Bogan]

I've never. That might be me. That might be me. There I am. But Jay talked about it. He's. He's up there. He's a member of the mim. And you know those things you go to where you're like, you stand. You do a standing ovation at the end. Like, there are certain times when something Happens on a stage and you just get up. Your body just says get up. Just clap for that human being that's doing something you've never seen you didn't think humanly possible. And it's just beautiful. I wrote the songs he wrote himself. He made the guitar speak. An acoustic guitar was just instrumental then.

[John Holmberg]

Or is he singing too?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he does a little singing, but it's mostly. It's almost 90% instrumental. It's the most amazing musical achievement I've ever witnessed. I honestly, I've said it at the end, I'm like, this might be the best show I've ever seen in my life of anything. And Jay even said. And Jay's a guitar player and has been for years, and he's excellent. And he said, I just. All this guy makes me want to do is go home and break my guitars because it'll never be like this. It was amazing. So if you ever. And you're a music fan, get a chance to see Tommy Emanuel. I've known about him for a long time. The guitar player in the band I goof around with. Marty's like, oh, legend. My friend Colin, who's a guitar player, always talks about him. And it's like he's just remark. And it's almost like he's almost a hidden secret of guitarists when you kind of. When you say, yeah, what did he do?

[Brett Vesely]

I'm saying he would make him. So, you know, it's amazing that when I guess he's got his following.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. It's worldwide. He's been doing this since he's six and like, his story is kind of remarkable. His parents sort of forced him.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, what I'm thinking is, like, man, he's. You think he'd be doing bigger venues?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he does bigger venues. And in the musical, the mim is a. It's an honor. It's one of those things. You play that thing and you're like, this is it. And then you see it in the man. If you've ever been in the room. Have you ever been to the auditorium there? Yeah. Oh, the sound. And that's amazing. It's unreal. Like, we've got such a special thing. That building is a special. Like, it's unique to only us. And there's. It's. It was mind blown. And it's hard for me. My cynical way to see something that great and walk away trying to tell you how great it was. Yeah. Just made me feel like I've done nothing. And then I thought of you guys. I'm like, they've done nothing. I thought of other people. I know. I'm like, well, they've accomplished nothing. What a bunch of losers. I'm saying, our accomplishments.

[John Holmberg]

Getting up on time here, just waking.

[Brady Bogan]

Up and showing up and skating through another day. But Tommy Emanuel was. I mean, it's. I even told my friend Colin last night. I'm like, have you ever seen Tommy Emanuel? And then he had to remind himself. He goes, how do you know about him? And I'm like, just haven't hung out with you. You've told me and other guitar players that, you know, take it seriously, that aren't just, you know, strumming chords and goofing around. Most guitar players that have any interest in the instrument know Tommy Emanuel as if he is, you know, he's on top of Mount Olympus. It is. He's. He's the Mount Rushmore guitar player. I never seen anything like it. He broke into some stuff with that guitar when he was drumming it, and it was a full Neil Peart Rush drum thing. It's not strumming. It's not using the strings for anything. He's. He's making. He's got 35 drums on his guitar with just the way he. He knows every single square inch of that thing. To make a different noise on it was amazing. Amazing. So I was lucky to see it in my lifetime, and now I just get to look at you idiots and say, jesus, I've wasted it all. I've wasted it all.

[Brett Vesely]

Makes you feel good.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it doesn't. Makes you feel terrible. Yeah. You go out there and you hit a good shot golfing, and then you watch, you know, somebody who's actually good at the game, and you're like, I'm wasting my time. It's stupid. It's stupid to be. I witnessed perfection. I witnessed somebody just say, hey, I just perfected this thing. You want to see it? It's like, yeah, I dabble. I dabble in that, you know? No, you don't. Put your guitars down, all of you. You're failing. You're terrible at it. Just let him do it on his own. And then you realize what perfection is like. He said, it's like, you know, you have to be. To get this good at something. You have to be 12 to 15 hours a day, get on sleep, constant. He kind of said that. He's like, I knew that what I was gonna do was my little performances and then go get better at it again. You know, go work on something else. You know, since I was a little Kid, I would hear something. He can't read music. He's picked guitars up and started to play with them and then he's doing his own thing. It is unreal. Just. If you get time today, just go down the. Go down the hole. Tom Emanuel videos and his brother who passed away was evidently even better than him. His dad was kind of like a Jackson 5. Like, you kids are going to do this and I'm taking you on the road. And started. Just jammed them out onto stages when they were young and lucky for him, they took to it rather than, you know, the heroin that most people when their parents forced them to do stuff that they do. But it was remarkable.

[John Holmberg]

Just did a plane last night. You know, you don't sleep anymore. That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, and we're on day one of that, which is fantastic.

[John Holmberg]

How's that going, by the way?

[Brady Bogan]

It was good. You know, I got home last night, I'm like, I was. Brady tried to tell me that it was bedtime at 8:00 because he was heading to bed about 7:45. He had just finished a pork roast and he's like, billy, full time for sleepies. So I got the 8:00 thing. Nope. Like, nope. Just walking into a concert and wandered into that thing and remarkable. And then went home and watched the movie that won best Animated film in the Golden Globes, which was Flo. I'll tell you, coming off of the Tommy Emanuel thing. Flow is just a anxiety. If you love animals, it's just an anxiety ridden third hour and 30 minutes of a cat, a dog and a couple other animals trapped on a boat. And they just keep having this perilous adventure. And then it just ends. It just makes you anxious. Like, is it gonna. Which one's gonna die? Which one's gonna die? And then at the end, it just. It just ends. You just go through all these. You get attached to the characters. I don't. How did this thing win Best Animated Feature? They're supposed to be fun and it was cute. And you're like, oh, I fell for all the animals in this thing. And then all they do is almost die, like eight or nine times each. And then the ending happens and you're like, well, that wasn't satisfying at all.

[John Holmberg]

So there's no ending. Is it like Lord of the Rings or something? It just keeps going.

[Brady Bogan]

It just puts, you know, it just. It's not even that. It just puts you through so much of peril. And like, all the things that it's like, oh, God, you See? Oh, he just barely made it out of that one thing. And then he's back into this next thing that might kill him. And then his little animal friends and him get separated and then their goal to get back and there's no talking. It's, it's. You're just invested in this feature. And then at the end you're like, what did I just watch? You just put me through hell for an hour and a half making sure that this cat I fell in love with and his and his animal friends and the dog all make it out alive and then they're just staring at a puddle and. What? I don't need metaphors at this point. You put that cat underwater eight times on ass. If cats have nine lives, I have one less for watching that because I was. I had three heart attacks during this day. It was terrifying. So I was up, I stayed up till about. I was about 2:30 and I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna shut down for a few minutes. I dropped out until about four and then hung out with the dogs for a bit. So I had, you know, I had a nap. I'm feeling really good about that. I go home today as I reverse my entire life and it's a world of no alarms and so far so good. And it makes me happier and I've got more energy. I'm a night person and I faked it for quarter of a century.

[Brett Vesely]

You're tired of faking it.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm done faking it. I'm done with bedtimes and I'm done with alarms. I'm a grown up, for crying out loud. Bedtime is for children. I've got a bedtime. No, I'm getting my rest when I get my rest. Huh?

[John Holmberg]

Tweaker.

[Brady Bogan]

It does feel a little tweaker. There's a certain part when you're sitting up in the middle of the night all by yourself and you're like, what am I gonna do now? It's like, there's math. I guess that's the only, the only real. Like your body just immediately goes. We're, we're kind of living the life of a drug addict now. We're sitting alone in a living room watching old game shows. This is what meth heads do. But oh, you know what I could have done? I could have picked up a guitar and start. But I got no skill or ambition or any sort of drive in my life. I'm worthless. Tommy Emanuel taught me that. Yeah, when I saw, when I saw Book of Mormon, I laughed so Hard. I enjoyed it so much. I left angry because I. You know, you think of yourself as somebody who, you know, sees the humor in things, finds the angle of funny, and can weave a story and tell a tale and whatever. And then you watch something like that, and you're like, it's perfect. It's funny everywhere. The story works. It's smart. It's just capable in every direction. You push it. And I left kind of angry. Like, I'll never be associated with anything remotely close to that good. And, you know, and there's people out there right now. Maybe you feel like you're the best roofer in the world, and then you go up next to the Tommy Emanuel of roofing, and you're like, what am I doing? Just break this nail gun. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't have a clue. In life. I'm an idiot. I'm just one of the worker bees. I'm not special. Last night taught me that I'm not special. And I've never met anyone who is. Go yourselves. You're all just miserable worker bees, too. It's like Tiger Woods. It's like, you know, when you're. I can't even. There's a handful of people who are.

[Brett Vesely]

There's always another John.

[Brady Bogan]

No, there's not. No, there's not. Brady. There's not. And don't say that. Don't say that as if you've got ambition. You are worthless. You will never achieve anything great. And it's true, and so am I. There's greatness. And when you see it, you realize you've never been around it. It glows. It's different. It's just different. I was in a room with Muhammad Ali once, and I knew he was there. I didn't know it was Muhammad Ali, but I knew something in the room had changed, and it wasn't people's behavior. I'm like, there's a disturbance in the force. And I turn around and I'm like, there's the greatest and also the world famous. Like, there wasn't a corner of this planet that didn't know who he was. And I'm standing next to him. There's something different about that dude. Like, that dude's got a little something different. It isn't celebrity. It's his ability. He's the best at what he did of all time. And then, you know, you see Michael Jordan, the best of all time. And there's just that. That human greatness that kind of turns into stuff. Tommy Emanuel last night, when I watch him, like, there's. Nobody's gonna be better than this. It was incredible. There's not enough superlatives to describe what I saw. Go see it. Travel immediately.

[Brett Vesely]

Be a road trip, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

Do it. Go get him. He plays big arenas, but, yeah, he's all over the world. He's Asia, all of it. Everybody who's ever heard guitars like I am, there's that guy that does only what he can do. It's incredible. So maybe just let that. And then he kept. And they kept trying to. It was pissed me off a little bit. He kept trying to give, like, messages that, you know, there's always tomorrow. Tomorrow's a gift to all of us. And then he. And then he'd kind of almost in a passive aggressive way, start to show you what he was doing. Like, you could go home and work on that. He's like, here's what I do. My thumb's doing this, and these fingers are this. And my thumb's basically a bass guitar. My pinky's doing the drums. The other three fingers are the melody. And he goes. And then this hand is. And I'm like, okay, you're already pissing me off, because you're the only one that can do what you're doing. It was incredible. So, you know, enjoy your mundane life. We all should just go get ropes today. Let these great humans handle the Earth, because we're. You're not special. And your kids, by the way, none of your kids are special, like, already. If they're six and they haven't accomplished anything yet, they're not gonna. That's basically how it. I witnessed a guy who had already destroyed all of us by the time he was 7 years old at Human Achievement. Your kids wandered around. You're like, gosh, I hope they get a job someday. You've got one of us. It's just put it on the pile with the rest of us. Of us worker bees. I hope I'm making you feel better. Happy New Year, everybody. It's just a great feeling. And sure, you can be good at stuff, but it's the old. It's the movie Whiplash. When it's like, is that good enough? Then I've always agreed with the movie Whiplash and the great phrase my dad used to say it. The two most dangerous words in the English language are good job. I totally agree with that. Because when you tell somebody, hey, good job. And it was okay. They did okay. You're not encouraging them to go further. You're not. You're saying that was enough. You've achieved all you're needing to achieve. You want to go further, that's on you. The 15 pieces of flair. It's ambition. It's amazing to see when you witnessed it. Basically what I'm saying is I'd have blown the guy at the end of the show.

[John Holmberg]

Damn.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. He deserved it from all of us in the audience.

[John Holmberg]

What's up, Tommy?

[Brady Bogan]

Go up and give a little to the end of his tip and just say, you're special. You're a special human being. It's not gay, it's not straight, it's not sexual. It's touching greatness. It's a part of it. It's very rare to see. So I woke up a little after my hour and 19 minutes of sleep, I woke up a little bit like, all right, well, you've done nothing with your life. Go tell your fart jokes and act like you've accomplished something, because you haven't.

[John Holmberg]

That's the meth talking.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what? And meth would probably make me a little more ambitious, so maybe I will take it up. I've got a piano in my house. I dabbled with, you know, it was too hard for me and started to push me back a little bit. Scales. Remembering them scales is hard. Like learning scales. Like I was getting it together and I'm like, nah, this is hard. I don't want to do this. I want to be good at it now. And that's what most of us do. We want to. We see something and we're like, I want to be good at this today. And they're like, ah, I'm not going to put the time in to be great at this. What am I doing? I'm wasting it. And I got to where I could dabble in the piano.

[Brett Vesely]

The greatness fades when you realize, well.

[Brady Bogan]

There'S a certain aspect of people who are, you know, when you realize, I'm never going to be great at this. So is it going to make me more frustrated than it is happy? If I'm not going to be great at something, I don't like doing it, which stops me from being good at a lot of things. I don't want to be. I don't want to go out there and be like, crap at stuff. It's crazy. And then you see that dude and you're like, oh, you were better at life than me at six. Granted, his parents forced him into it, and who knows if he was a. If he's miserable inside. My God, just remarkable. Tonight's story, Tonight's evening news. 35 people commit suicide after listening to Holmberg's opening monologue. It's true. And you know what? That's 35 less losers. I agree with that decision that 35 of them made. Yeah. If you're contemplating it and things just don't seem right, you're probably better off. You're never gonna be as good as Tommy Emanuel at anything. Yeah. And you see people who are like, you know, like, I've seen that too. When I was watching a guy was a late night TV show a few years ago, and he's just this dude that sits in the corner and beats the hell out of everybody at foosball in the world. Like, there isn't a single person he's afraid of on the planet. As the guy comes in, goes, I'm pretty much the greatest foosball player in the world. And this guy stands up and goes, I'm right here. And then he just beats the lip it. Like, it can't be fun for him to play anyone. He. He sits in bars and they pay him. And then like, you bring in the world champions of foosball and like, I. I can't lose this game. This was years ago. I don't know if he's dead or not. He's probably in his late 60s, and the dude would just beat the living crap out of everyone. Our old boss used to make the claim that there were five people on the planet that could beat him up. And that was it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

[Brady Bogan]

And he'd start laughing at that. And I'd never seen him in action or anything. I still think it was crap.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody has seen him in action.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Right.

[John Holmberg]

Seriously, I mean.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. And that was the thing. That's a pretty bold claim. You don't want to find out he's right. You don't want to try to scalp him and say, all right, let's see what you got and find chief. Yeah, I could see that maybe 5 people out of the 7 billion are maybe going to beat you up. I think he was full of it. But if Tommy Emanuel came in here and said, there isn't anyone on the planet better than me at guitar at all, you'd be like this. And then he breaks out the guitar and proves himself. Right. You're like, oh, Jesus, I'm the idiot. Phenomenal. And it was. It was a. It's a gift. It's one of those things when you just say, I'm just happy I got to see that in my lifetime. It Was pretty amazing. Meanwhile, all we're trying to do is stop people from saying bro in 2025. And, you know, guess what? We're gonna fail at it. It's not gonna. No way.

[John Holmberg]

We're taking it back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You know, we got this. That's our big. That's our big movement for the.

[John Holmberg]

That's our chief movement.

[Brady Bogan]

We decided on the sixth day of the year that our big contribution to society was good, and we're gonna make it. So we're gonna ask you guys to stop saying bro. And so far, by the way, all you've done is say bro. More like my emails are just loaded with the word bro. It was amazing. So. And I. Thanks to the Ackermans. They. Jay told me about this probably back at the end of November. He said, hey, I just. We've talked about enough. And Tommy Emanuel will be at the mim. I got tickets if you're interested. I'm like, that's great. Thank you. And then it kind of snuck up on us that January 6th rolled around, and there it was. And again, if you ever have the opportunity to. Whatever's going on up there at the Mim, if you ever get the opportunity to go see something there, do it. And what did you see there?

[John Holmberg]

I can't remember what it was, but we were there. It was. I don't think it was anything big, but it was just. We were there checking out the museum itself.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that room.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's maybe 1500 people, tops. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And the sound is just on.

[Brady Bogan]

Phenomenal. I've never heard anything like it. It was like. It just.

[John Holmberg]

But even the exhibits themselves, I don't know if you got a chance to walk through.

[Brady Bogan]

They were. They're great, too. No, no, it was. Yeah, I know. I know that building special. And I know that we've got, you know, like, it's world renown with. For musicians and music and stuff, but, man, oh, man, do yourself a favor and explore the valley a little bit. And the people who go, there's nothing to do here that I've been guilty of that. That is a place that needs to be embraced by the community even more. It's kind of like just slapped down in the middle of a desert field across from Desert Ridge in the middle of nowhere almost. I mean, you know, most of us would drive by it and go, I'm gonna go get fat at the keg or at some bar, Desert Ridge, and do more mundane fat loser stuff. Like most of us, instead of going in there and, like, really embracing how amazing this.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it sounds like after seeing that, you want to go do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Just go to the bar. There's a Home Depot nearby. I'm just gonna go get a bucket and a rope. Yeah. People are like, you finally saw it. Like, the Tommy Emanuel thing, it's. It's life changing. And it may be. It literally may be just one of those deals. You're like, you know, it's life changing in this way. Stop trying, John. You can't achieve anything. You're worthless. Let the greats be great. You just keep hammering and nailing. The world needs ditch diggers. I'm one of them.

[Dick Toledo]

And I would counter that greatness doesn't fade, Brady. It's been around forever. We always remember what happened.

[Brady Bogan]

Did he say greatness fades? Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

When did you say that?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he probably did. I'm not gonna go.

[Brett Vesely]

Greatness fades. I would never say that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, see, I'm not gonna go to you for the. I would never say that because we went to the tape yesterday, and everything you said, you didn't say. You said so. I don't know if you said it. Did he say that?

[Dick Toledo]

He did.

[Brady Bogan]

When did he say that?

[Dick Toledo]

He was trying to make another point. He says, you know, greatness fades over time.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, what that could be. Well, don't get angry at him.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, second show in.

[Brady Bogan]

There we go. I'm not going for your.

[Brett Vesely]

And I killed Kennedy.

[Brady Bogan]

Know how that could be? That could be. I wouldn't doubt that. And that was, you know, very flawed attempt, too. You were bad at that. I mean, it's just not. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Now we go to the tape, and.

[Brady Bogan]

We have that also. Oh, that. I'm going to isolate and play to any lawyer that'll listen. Yeah, it was.

[John Holmberg]

We can fly out tomorrow and catch him in Irvine. He's playing tomorrow.

[Brady Bogan]

Is he playing Irvine tomorrow? Yeah, the dude's amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Malibu.

[Brady Bogan]

The following day, this guy said. It said, holmberg speak. Who wants to wake up and be the second best radio show in the valley? That's true. Like, I. That's where. That's where our. But again, this is. I've looked at the competition. It's not hard. We. I went to jump over retards and succeeded. And I'm all proud of myself. That's ridiculous. Have you met other radio people? I keep in. This isn't special. It's just. We're beating the crap out of the dummies. I'm winning gold medal after gold medal in the Special Olympics. And I. I mean, I. In the building alone, you meet the other Radio shows. And you're like, jesus Christ. This is the ilk I hang with. This is. This is the. The group. Yeah. It's. This industry we've chosen was a. Basically the safety school of employment. I better just take that. Yeah, this dude. I don't even. I don't even want to watch it right now. You're pulling it up. I know who it is.

[Dick Toledo]

This is him doing Classical Gas. I just.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the classical casting. And he does it different every time.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's so great at it.

[Dick Toledo]

The changes on it are what's amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't appreciate what he's actually accomplishing so much more than what normally gets played. And on a video. It doesn't capture the performance, I'm sure.

[Dick Toledo]

Like, song especially.

[Brady Bogan]

There'S just ridiculous amounts of changes.

[Dick Toledo]

So he tells you stories in between all this grace.

[Brady Bogan]

A whole song of harmonics, which, if you're a guitar player and you sit and realize how hard it is to even just do it once he did.

[Dick Toledo]

It, he did Somewhere over the Rainbow where he did harmonics.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what. What Jay said. He said he didn't do Somewhere of the Rainbow. He goes, that might make you cry. That's crazy. I'm angry at Jay for taking me to that and showing me what. What could have been in life had I ever tried. Worthless John.

[John Holmberg]

Now you've been in the room with three of the greatest of all time. Muhammad Ali, Tommy EMANUEL, and Beth McDonald's.

[Brady Bogan]

It's very true. Yeah, it's hard to. Well, when we're talking about physical achievements. I don't know if radio is where she's the best of all time, but she beat up our old boss when he said only five people on the planet could beat him up. And we realized that Beth McDonald was one of the five.

[John Holmberg]

Was it a crank swinging contest or what?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you're not gonna win that with Beth either. Yeah, she's gonna go, how much dick do you need to see before we stop this contest? I'm like, beth, I don't want to play with you, John.

[Dick Toledo]

Doesn't Mim only hold, like, 200 people? It must have been amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

It was amazing. And, yeah, I thought it was bigger than 200. It's bigger than that. It's probably 15 rows of 20.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

So maybe it was. It's just a remarkable place. And I. Yeah, I just. I woke up like, well, go do your. You go be the ringer of, you know, the. The king of the John. And take pride in that. Every time the Ratings come out. Pat yourself on the back for being the best in the radio, right? Yeah. Yay. Yay. I'm tired. At 11, I go home and watch old match games waste away. Meanwhile, Tommy Emanuel, who's already the best of all time, is probably just cranking out some new idea.

[Dick Toledo]

This will prove your point a little bit. Hey, John, is it Tommy, or are you saying Emmanuel with a hard E? So is it Tom Emanuel?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Don't even look, Tommy Manual. If you can't get the name right, you don't even. You're already failing at typing.

[Dick Toledo]

I can't type Both. Tell me which one it is.

[Brady Bogan]

Work them out. If you're guessing which of the three it is, one of them's gonna knock it out of the yard. Tom Emanuel. Tommy Manuel or Tommy Emanuel? It's Tommy Emanuel. You'll figure it out. If you don't, there's a rope store close to you. I wanted to check out what Homer was talking about, but the name was so foreign and crazy. You're. You're stupid. You know that's Australian. We don't even try anymore. Phones just go. I know what you meant. And it fixes it like it'll. I know. Whatever you were trying to spell, I fixed it.

[John Holmberg]

Now Billy Gibbons is playing, and Billy.

[Brady Bogan]

Gibbons is gonna be in a couple weeks. And that's another one where you're like, okay. And that's just mostly for the stories and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That's amazing. So, Brady, this, to you, would have been like going to the greatest restaurant of all time and eating food that made you go, it can't get better than this. Like, I've been wasting my time pretending to know what I'm doing can't be done. And then you realize, I could have achieved this. This wasn't. He's not a special human. Just a guy who put his. His energy and effort into something to be great and never had it. Son of a. Prior to that, I'm having conversations.

[Brett Vesely]

I think the guy has definite gifts. I don't think anyone can do what this guy's doing.

[Brady Bogan]

Well. They can't just pick up into it. You're absolutely right.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So what this guy done, he's special. I mean, it's.

[Brady Bogan]

It's because of his ambition.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but it doesn't have anything like, well, I could have done this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, you could have. Basically, when you put. When you have the ambition.

[Brett Vesely]

So this is good. It has changed your paradigm a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

How so?

[Brett Vesely]

Follow your dreams.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, shit.

[Brett Vesely]

Can accomplish whatever you want.

[Brady Bogan]

Go get the Rope for him first.

[Dick Toledo]

Pollyanna.

[Brady Bogan]

Follow your dreams. I didn't say anything about that. I said, kill yourself. You'll never be. I didn't say that. I said, kill yourself. It's already too late. Unless you're five, it's over. We're all pushing Robbins. The opposite of Tony Robbins. Tony Robbins tries to encourage you because basically, Tony Robbins looks at a room the way I see everybody and says, you've all wasted your lives. Go get them. And you know what you're doing? Giving Tony Robbins 32 bucks so he can achieve his dreams. That's all.

[Brett Vesely]

That's why I'm different with you on that. This guy's an amazing dude. Not everyone can do that, even if you're a kid.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the excuse of a loser. Hard on.

[Brett Vesely]

That you're not going to accomplish with this guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Excuse of a loser. Oh, he turned on the kids. Yes, that's right. Whoa. It's the excuse of a loser to say, you can never achieve that. You weren't given his gifts. And what I'm saying is, yeah, you were. You just didn't take advantage of your time the way he did. Now, is he special in the way he thinks? In that I will take 14 hours of my day to work on one thing constantly. None of us have that. Yeah, but we have the ability to do it. We just don't. And that's where. That's the difference between greatness and everyone in this room is that greatness can be achieved by all of us, whether or not we have the patience wherewithal and ability to fail. That often. You have to fail 98% of the time to get to where he is.

[John Holmberg]

As too much work.

[Brady Bogan]

And most of us quit because it's too much work. That's exactly right. Because why Brett? We're sort of lazy losers or. Lazy. Yeah. And we look at other people and you say things like, oh, he was given a gift. He's been blessed. He's been touched by God. No, he hasn't. You just didn't do anything. And you're looking at him like, well, that's unachievable. No, it's not. He's. No, he put. Again, he puts his pants on just like you do. It's those. Those jackasses that you see that you hate so much when they lose their arms and stuff and they start fiddling around with instruments and start to play piano with their toes. Come on. That's possible. I'm not doing it. But it's. It's. What they did was by necessity, learn how their toes can play a guitar. And you're like, well, that's because he doesn't have arms. I'm like, you do have arms and you can't play guitar. He's got two feet. And the dude's rocking Classical Gas. It's pretty. Greatness is different, but it doesn't mean. It just means we wasted it. This guy says, morning, Jewburg. I don't know about you guys, but I've achieved greatness. Just this morning, it's pretty impressive because it's 18 minutes after 6, I got the back door, a smoking hot 22 year old. And you know. And you best know, I finished in the old chocolate fish. Okay, that's not. He said, I'm not gloating, but I'm gonna gloat a little bit. Had to let the chancellor know greatness can be achieved just depends on what your bar is. That's very true. Personal greatness, good for you. But it really is. It's a moment where you kind of look around, you realize, all right, it's all. It was all in front of you. You can do this stuff. It's just you didn't put the time and energy and effort in. In to be great. And that's what you have to do.

[Brett Vesely]

And you're always told that growing up, more or less, hey, put the work in.

[Brady Bogan]

Very true. And then you see somebody who did and you're like, oh, that's what it looks. But that's the difference between greatness and everyone else is that they did that. But it doesn't mean he's different or special. He's not got five. Five fingers on each hand. A brain just like you and everything else, you decide to use it different. Michael Jordan would, You know, like he always said, I skipped prom. I skipped all the social events, I skipped that. I became obsessed with one thing, and it made him the greatest of all time. Is he socially prepared for the world? Probably not. Probably only thinking about basketball. I mean, Tiger woods golfing since he's 4. Can't put the sticks down you, but he's like a dog with a tennis ball. If you just laid out some golf clubs, he'd pick him up like, I want to touch that. Like, it's like, aren't you tired of this by now? No.

[John Holmberg]

All those hours I spent on Nintendo sure paid off. I mean, look at me now, Mom.

[Brady Bogan]

All those hours of me with a puddle of my own filth on my stomach and a Nintendo thing in my hand going, I hate John Madden. This game Sucks. It was. That was what I was doing while that guy's just sweating in another room going, I've got to be the greatest at some something now there's esports. Yeah. And then I quit because I felt pretty good about how good I got at Madden until it. You were allowed to play online. And I had a 12 year old that called me the N word a thousand times. Beat the living life out of me. And I'm like, I'm never playing this game again. I quit when things got too hard. This is hard. And evidently I'm not even close to good at it. So this just made me sad. Yeah, pick something up today and. And then break it because you're never gonna be very good at that. No, no, I'm not encouraging anyone. Just pick something up today and then destroy it. And then realize you're really good at it. Yeah. Look at it and go, I'll never be good at this. And then throw it away. Don't go buy anything. Or you have to tell Kirby to.

[Dick Toledo]

Throw away the viola as well.

[Brady Bogan]

We should have told her that years ago.

[Brett Vesely]

She's got a sweet guitar in her room, right? Just sitting there.

[Brady Bogan]

Like what you said, though. She was just sitting there. She was willing to put an hour a day in. That was a little too much to ask. Remember when you said she's got a practice? She's been doing 30 trainings she's been doing, but she was forced to do it. And then the second she didn't have to, she quit. Like hell of a drug, like most of us. Yes. Her passion, keyboards, is growing the greatest hydro in Gilbert. Yeah. Everybody goes out and gets something. And I ran into scales on the piano. I was feeling pretty good about myself, I guess. All right, let's learn something about this instrument. And I started to work scales and then I'm like, tone, semitone tone, tone. What am I doing? I don't understand any of this. And then I had to write with nail polish on the piano the notes because I couldn't remember them. There's like 10. I couldn't remember. I just threw out the word. I know what they're. I know there's not 10. I'm just like a B. I don't know. I don't know where any of these go. Where's my thumb go? This dude just looked at it and said, oh, I figured it out just by hearing it. God damn it. Anyway, Tommy Manuel, you. You changed my life. You really set me back years and years and years. But in a couple hours, we'll be doing this show for a little while longer, feeling good about myself again. And the ratings will come out and be like, take that, local radio stupid. You know, Barely get through a sentence, let alone achievements. Anyway, enjoy your day. I'm done. I quit. That's enough. Yeah, we'll get into the fart stuff in a little while, but, man, be.

[Dick Toledo]

The best at that.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not gonna be proud of whatever it is you got. Just be happy you didn't die today.

[Dick Toledo]

I made it to work.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Be happy that you didn't kill anybody or yourself along the way. That everyone you're responsible for made it through another day. You got food and you're fine.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a perfect day. It's national pass Gas day day.

[Brady Bogan]

See, there you go. It's fart day. See, this is what I'm dealing with. I just watched the greatest guitar player of all time, and I got to sit across from this idiot, and he's got. In fairness, he's got to sit across from me. He's seeing nothing. Great.

[Dick Toledo]

The greatest idiot in Phoenix.

[Brady Bogan]

If you want to put him up there. I'm. You know, that's.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

Much like jj, maybe four or five guys could beat him on the planet. Maybe. Then Brady started making that claim. You know, I can out idiot about every. On the other side of it. I'm telling you. Like, what's this guy talking about? Oh, he thinks he's the fifth biggest idiot in the world.

[Dick Toledo]

Him and Bill Cower have been hanging.

[Brady Bogan]

Out, you know, do you. In half a sentence. I might be the bet. I'm old in the world of half sentences. Top five. You proved it.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm the best.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I'm gonna. I'm going to enter you in that. I'm going to enter you in that contest. Yeah. The cogent point made quickly and succinctly. Contest. Maybe in the top five.

[Dick Toledo]

John, it really does sound like you're becoming a Gilbert mom.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Every child can achieve anything.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I didn't say that.

[Dick Toledo]

And everyone is special.

[Brady Bogan]

I never said that. No, I said the opposite of that. I'm a Maryvale mom. These kids are idiots. Put them in jail. I watched greatness. None of your kids have it. That's what I'm saying. And you can't just pick it up and do it. Everybody's capable of it. You won't. I know that already. I'm not talking to anybody. Great. That's the facts, John.

[Dick Toledo]

I agree. When will people realize there is one mj. One tiger.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

You cannot Just practice as much as them. Yeah, even Kobe. You'll never be them. You'll never. You have to have been blessed.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't believe that. I think you had to start heart and be obsessed when you were like, three. I don't think being. I think being blessed is the excuse of the loser. I think, oh, I wasn't touched by it. No, you just didn't put the time in. And there are people that are going to be as good or great now. There's good. There's the people who are really good at stuff. But when you see greatness shows you greatness, it's like, holy Christ.

[Brett Vesely]

And there's some that are really, you know, pick something up, and they're so far ahead of anyone else that's making it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Like Simone Biles. When you watch that, you're like, that's just different than anything I've ever seen in my life. And it. Not because she's just blessed. She puts the time in. And we have to stop saying that about people. It's like, that's an excuse for us. Michael. Magic Johnson said that years ago. It used to piss him off all the time because they said he was blessed, he was gifted, it was natural. And he goes, I'm 10 hours a day at this. And everybody said, oh, Larry Bird had to work so hard. And he's like, it was racist. And it was the black guy, basketball, he was born with it. The white guy, he worked outside. He had, you know, he's in French Lick, shooting into everything he could find because he just. He didn't have the natural skills. He had to work so hard. And Magic's like, that offended me. I worked as hard as anybody else at this game to be great at it. And he's right. We always use that blessed excuse. It's garbage.

[Dick Toledo]

John, you'll remember this from the Simpsons. Homer told Bart in an episode that he gets a guitar that if you aren't immediately good at something, quit, Quit.

[Brady Bogan]

I remember. Remember this? Boy, I remember that if you're not great, and that's how most of us feel, it's like, I'm never gonna get this. Chuck it. Because, like, Brett said, lazy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Never put it in there. It's amazing. And I just like seeing it, because when you're around it, it changes. But I get angry at it. And it's so. Because it's so rare. God, it's rare to see something that good. So we're so incredibly rare.

[Dick Toledo]

And I don't know about this, but. But can somebody please in that room. Give this man a hand job. You're killing me, Jewburg.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's the other thing. You want to know another one I saw that did this to me. Michael Flatley's Lord of the dance.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, right.

[Brady Bogan]

I went to that, going, ah, you know, I'm not gay. And wandered into the room, and I was. I was screaming at the stage like, I lost my mind. It was the most amazing human achievement I'd ever watched. All the other people up there doing that crazy Irish dancing. And you're like, this is pretty amazing stuff. Stuff. Flanny comes out. The mother can fly. He's like. And he's the air. Like a fish out of water for like 10 seconds. I'm like, what? And then he comes up and he goes like, thank you all for coming to the lord of the dance. I just celebrated my 73rd birthday. I'm like, oh, go f yourself. At the time, I was like, 28. Like, I can do this. I'm never gonna put that kind of time in, John. And better than all the great people that were already on the stage. You saw greatness, and it made me stand up. It's incredible.

[Dick Toledo]

John. Another great Simpsons quote. Trying is the first step towards failure.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. You never, ever, ever fail if you don't try. So true. Anyway, when you get a chance to see great, you see it. I didn't recognize what a waste you've been, you puddle of nothing. You carbon massive, absolute filth. Meanwhile, there's a guy out there going homeward's driving me nuts. While he towels off his yummy, off his tummy to climb maybe. Or maybe not. Climb in the shower, Looks in the mirror and go, I don't need to shave today. Yeah, screw it.

[John Holmberg]

That's every morning.

[Brady Bogan]

That's every night. Talking about, gotta drag through another 10 minutes. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? A good one. And we'll scream it together. 5, 8, 5, 9. 800. That's the number. It's 98. KUPD. Wake up.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Dick Toledo]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Can you repeat him? There it is. Yeah, that's good. I like that. Brett. Actually, this is a great phrase that only happens in this room. Right in the middle of that song, Brett goes, should have said chew Nose. And I was like, you're right.

[John Holmberg]

He said, huge nose. It would've rhyme too.

[Brady Bogan]

I know what you're saying, but maybe.

[John Holmberg]

They'Ll do the remix for us.

[Brady Bogan]

In the remix, please, you had the courage to say, make your cock rise with the sun and then throw the rooster in. Which is a great line. But Miles to nowhere. Well done. Our new wake up theme song for 2025 by our pal Miles to Noah, Katie and the Hobbs.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

And I love that in the middle of that, they slow it way down and Miles to no. They throw their own name in there. It's brilliant. And one of the reasons they won is because on stage during the Palladio thing, when she said, well, all I can say is thanks for the spins, mother. And then they just went right into the song. Because we all remember Katie and the Hobbs introduction to us was maybe the most horrifying thing we've all heard and became what it is. I don't even know if I still have it in there, but it's good stuff. Nice job. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. Excellent job. Debate raging on this morning. Yeah. Ian Schwartz even said, oh, my God, that new open is awesome. See, everybody loves it. If you don't, I don't want to hear from you. Debate raging. And this one's kind of an interesting thing to me. There's a nine year old girl in Arizona, down in southwestern Arizona that went into a tattoo parlor to get her tattoo touched up.

[Brett Vesely]

Already had it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Here's the thing. A year ago, what she wanted at age 8 and a half, 9, was a tattoo of Donald Trump on her neck. So I'm saying that the parents have some influence on this kid's thinking. There's no nine year old is that big a fan of Donald Trump. Trump without some help from mom and dad. My guess is they weren't Biden Harris people. And the kid decided on her own to be a Trump fan because she's, you know, learned the subtle nuances of politics to a point of making her own decisions at age 8, 9 years old, they're idiots.

[John Holmberg]

She's a big fan of the Apprentice growing up. I mean, what are you gonna do, right?

[Brady Bogan]

So growing up, she was like, that was 18 years ago.

[Brett Vesely]

She was, she was a negative.

[Brady Bogan]

She was a twinkle in her dad's underwear. She wasn't even a thing yet. So she goes in there. So it went to a black onyx Empire tattoo in Yuma and said that he tattooed an American flag on her. Her parents were there. It wasn't that she Wouldn't wander in by herself. The parents said it was okay. And the video posted, the artist shows the girl getting her tattooed, touched up at the shop. And then everybody lost their minds. Well, the parents said it was a thing. The girl originally wanted the Donald Trump on her neck, but the artist said in the post I convinced her to get something more patriotic, you know, And I agree. I agree with the tattoo artist on that. A little longer lasting. Plus, you don't want to get somebody's face on you that may screw up. Still, having a human being like, you know, Dom used to work here, had Corey Taylor's face on his leg, busting.

[Brett Vesely]

Out of the cast, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it wasn't even, like, cool, like he was like breaking out.

[John Holmberg]

It was just there. It was just portrait.

[Brett Vesely]

I was thinking of something else.

[Brady Bogan]

I wanted one I showed you years ago of the Shining where Jack Nicholson is coming through the door. But I wanted that in my calf. And I remember it's something you can find. It's not like a. And then people have done it, so it looks like he's crawling out of your leg. And it's really cool. But then I was talked out of it because now I would have regretted having that on my leg in a huge way. You don't want somebody's face on there. And I used to tell Dom that. I'm like, yeah, Corey Taylor's awesome. So was Bill Cosby. Do you. Do you want that? You don't want somebody's face unless they're dead, right? It's like buying a jersey for a football team. It's pointless nowadays to buy a current player. Only purchase jerseys of your team's great players. If I'm a Cardinal, I'm only getting, you know, Larry Fitzgerald, maybe Kurt Warner. That's acceptable because, you know, he took you to the heights you've never reached before, which was losing to the Steelers in the Super Bowl. But still, it was the best.

[John Holmberg]

Neil Lomax.

[Brady Bogan]

Neil Lomax would be a nice throwback, but he's.

[Brett Vesely]

He's alive.

[Brady Bogan]

Always associated with. I'm not getting a tattoo of his retired, though. But I'm getting a jersey. I'm getting a jersey. I'm not going to tattoo a forever because I can throw the jersey away and act like I never had it. I'm not getting anything permanent. But. Yeah, like, what I'm saying is you don't want to get a new one like you. You know, I've got two Najee Harris jerseys. These are guys not going to be a steeler next year. 90% chance. So I got. I've got a closet full of jerseys of dudes who have moved on, and that's just because I'm collecting. But I'm smart enough to know that the real ones are, you know, for me, Jerome Bettis, Bradshaw, Roethlisberg, I got a lot to choose from. I've got Joe Green, I've got Franco Harris, Rocky Blyer. I've got loads and loads and loads of Frenchie of. I would get a Frenchie Fuqua. I'd have to explain it to a lot of people, but I'm like, look, the Immaculate Reception doesn't happen if he doesn't cheat. And I've admitted that Tatum probably touched it first. Shouldn't happen, but, oh, well, didn't win the super bowl that year anyway. I don't know why that's such a big deal to the Raiders. So, yeah, so you get into that kind of thing. But if you get a tattoo of somebody on you. So I agree with the tattoo artist, especially on a nine year old.

[Brett Vesely]

So the president's a dead president. Like, you get Jimmy Carter on now or.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, now you can. Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Abe Lincoln would be a pretty cool tattoo. I'm not gonna lie. It's like he's accomplished all he's gonna accomplish. Controversy. Probably out of the woods there, but if they dig up anything new on him, it's debatable.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sure we're gonna see an uptick of Jimmy Carter tattoos at Club Tattoo today.

[Brady Bogan]

Jimmy tattoos would be pretty sweet. By the way, Tommy Emanuel looks like a living version of the Simpsons drawing of Jimmy Carter, which was really kind of strange on stage. That was hard for me to see past that. But yeah, so you go down, you get the Donald Trump thing. So back to the nine year old girl. So the video says that people online started to lose their mind. They petitioned the tattoo shop and they did all that stuff, but they say according to Arizona law, and I didn't know this, it's legal to tattoo a child as long as the parents are there and at any age. So 4, 5, I guess if you.

[John Holmberg]

Wanted to be in like in Arkansas or Alabama or something. But yeah, I think the rest.

[Brady Bogan]

And you think it. Well, and then. And then. But then you go back to like Hawaiians or Samoans or Pacific Islanders and they throw those things on kids.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a rite of passage. Like when you become teenagers.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't Moana have like, you know, Boner Garage or something? Like, isn't Moana have tattoos?

[John Holmberg]

I think that's Patchy Junction.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm a man, so I haven't watched Moana, but haven't you like, I think, I think she does probably Pacific island or some sort of market. So in a way it becomes like this racist. Oh, those savages will do it to their kids.

[Brett Vesely]

But yeah, I forget the girl's name.

[Brady Bogan]

Ben Shaw with the alliance of Professional Tattoos said Arizona is one of the least regulated states for tattoo artists. That where you don't even need a license to practice doing tattoos in this state. I didn't know that. But where do you get a license for it if you're good at art and you can do it?

[Brett Vesely]

You draw the turtle and then the sketches.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I saw those commercials late at night, the pirate. And then you say, yeah, you draw a pirate and a turtle and then you're like, I can do that this. And then they send you needles and like AIDS kits. I don't know. That's the only thing I want regulated at a tattoo parlor is cleanliness. I don't care if you're licensed to do it. I'll take a look at some of your old work and know that you're not going to shoot, you know, hep c into me because you don't clean the, the materials. I said, just because something is legal doesn't mean it's ethical. That's the argument people are making. I can give professional. It can give all professionals a bad reputation. If you see a 10 year old with a professional tattoo and they say they got it at that particular tattoo shop, it degrades the entire group. And he is the alliance of Professional Tattooists leader. He said, in these cases where it's legal to tattoo a kid in the presence of a parent, it's really up to the individual tattoo artist to make the call. Which, by the way, when I went in to get two tattoos on my body drunk with a former Pittsburgh Steeler named, named Troy Stedman. Years ago he was a special teamer for Played for Knoll and then the first couple years of cower and then he bought like Gallagher's in town and I happened to work at The Gallagher's for 10 minutes that he owned and we went out drinking and because I was just like, look. And we went to his house and he has pictures of him as a stealer and like, oh my God. And then we got really drunk and walked into a tattoo parlor in Tempe and I'm like, we're doing this. I'm getting a Steeler logo on my leg. And the guy goes, you're too drunk. I'm like, what? Because I'm not doing it. You're drunk. And I'm like, you do it. I will pay you. And I got belligerent. And then I realized, he's probably right. This is probably something I'm not thinking through. But it goes to the question, can a kid get a tattoo if the parents say it's okay? And does it make the tattoo artist a bad guy? No, I think all tattoos at a certain. I don't think, like, it's of all ages. Like, if you're. When is the proper age to get a tattoo? And then it begs the question, does the tattoo artist have the right to say, this is the dumbest tattoo ever. I'm not doing this. Which they could do. And they save you from yourself at age 8 or 9, you're not making that decision. But here's the thing that I. When I saw the story on the news, I was kind of like. Like, that's funny. There's a big, huge debate beginning about this, and yet there are people out there who think that that's a bad idea for kids to get tattooed. And it's abusive, but yet there's an entire group of people that think a child is capable of making a decision on whether or not it wants its own genitals. Tattoo is nothing. Tattoo is nothing compared to that. Either they're allowed to make decisions on their own or they're not. And I say they're not. I personally think that any nine year old making a decision that is forever can't do it if we don't let them vote for anything until they're 18. And even then we're like, still stupid. There's no possible way they're going to make a decision that lasts their entire life. That's quality. End of story. You know what I mean? Like, an 8 and 9 year old can't just go, I want that on my body forever. And the reason I didn't do my Steelers tattoo is because the Browns moved. That's.

[John Holmberg]

That's why.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, it was 100%. Why? Because nobody in 19. This was 1996. It was right around the time the Browns were moving. And somebody said, what if the Steelers move or you stop liking them? I'm like, impossible. And I'm like, but it isn't. The Browns moved, and at the time, there were no more Cleveland Browns. It wasn't sure that they were ever going to come back. Back. And I'm like, you know, that's a pretty quality point right there. Then I'M then I've got this. I hate the Steelers and I've got this stuck to my leg for. I was picking a big Steeler logo on my calf. It would have been tough to cover. And this is a bad idea because it's like putting, you know, Enron on your body. It's just a business. Just because I happen to have a personal feeling for it. It's nothing more than a business. And that business can let me down. I mean, there might be a dude out there with the Enron E on his leg somewhere going, I really thought this was going to take. I thought this was the next big thing, you know, so tattoos to me are a decision of, like, you don't want to commit to anybody's face name, just in case. Or a business logo.

[Brett Vesely]

Some of that. The business side of it, or, you know, could be historical after a while.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, this was an energy company back then. Sure, I got it.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're doing retroactive stuff, put, I.

[Brett Vesely]

Think, tattoos on there sometimes to. And want people to inquire, what's this?

[Brady Bogan]

What's that story behind it? Something that's already established and done that's.

[Brett Vesely]

Different and it goes away. Like, you know, if you have. Or some Oilers and they now.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. And that's disappointing. And a lot of Houston Oiler fans hate. Hate that they left. And a lot of Cleveland Brown fans became Steeler fans. They would never root for the Ravens. Had the Browns never come back, most Browns fans would have been Bengals or Steelers fans. Just to be angry at the Ravens.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So the Browns came back and made it easier. But there's a lot of Oilers fans. They didn't just take to the idea they're the Tennessee Titans now. That wasn't a good thing. And then you got this embarrassment on your leg. So, you know, yeah, you can put a business on your leg. But what if it. You know, if you're like, I was a big fan of Exxon. My grandpa worked. Worked for Exxon DeLorean. And then they spilled and killed all those animals. And like, well, I gotta change it. I was a big Papa John's fan when they opened. Whoops. So I look at tattoos as. I don't look at them as like, oh, that's really cool. I look at him as like, is this something that will eventually be. Somebody out there has a puff daddy tattoo? I guarantee you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, sure.

[Brady Bogan]

I guarantee you somebody was puffy enough to get one. And now what? That's embarrassing. So, you know, when it comes down to that, for me, people's faces, girlfriends or boyfriends names. Ask Flip Orley, who was convinced that his fifth relations, fifth wife, was going to be the one that stuck. And he had Stacia's name tattooed to five different parts of his body, including his penis shaft. And now he has the word pistachio all over his body because that was the only way to fix a couple of him.

[John Holmberg]

I love Flip, but flip an idiot.

[Brady Bogan]

We told him, I'm like, you're bad at relationships, and, no, this one's going to stick. I'm like, no, it's not Flip. And next time we saw him, I'm like, where's that lady? Who's the new girl? Well, I was looking at a security camera, and she was having sex with a man in my backyard. Like, what? So he had everywhere. He made a. He tied them all together with, like, a cowboy rope. He was so sure.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it was a snake, wasn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he had the snake, too, but the one was like a lasso, and the back had. It was crazy. They were all kind of linked together's whole body was covered in her name. And the one thing spelled her name on the way to the next thing. So it just had. It had her name everywhere. I love him, but that's a dumb idea.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You don't want to do that. You know, somewhere along the lines, you have to remember, I watch a lot of murder shows. Remember that. Is that the person you love might turn into Scott Peterson. There was a talk, I guarantee you, that Scott and Lacy had in their little house up there in Northern California at one point going, you know what? Now that you're pregnant, we should get your name and my name and the baby's name tattooed to our arms. Oh, my God, Scott, that's so romantic. I agree. And then Scott Peterson lobbed her head off. And, you know, that's the only identifying features and stuff. And then you don't want that with.

[Brett Vesely]

A fish underneath it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. A little Jesus fish is what we'll call it. We're not religious that. You'll see. You're gonna sleep with those. Why are you getting the tattoo? Just get. Just do it. They have to identify you somehow, and that'll be guarantees. But there's talk of, you know, getting somebody's name tattooed to you, and it's always bad. Terrible idea. You never know. You know, John Wayne Gacy dated someone and thought, you know, this is love. They're very charming. The serial killers and terrible people are charming because that's what they have to be to get away with what they're doing. Very rarely is the serial killer other than Dahmer like the creepiest dude in the world. But by the way, Dahmer pretty gay, charming. That dude went down there and swung a lot of dick. He did a lot of that guy Larry struggles getting ladies. Dahmer did not have a problem with what he was interested in following him back to the house. So tattoos to me, you know, artwork, a flower, dragons. Big into dragons, castles, movies. You like skulls. Skulls are cool stuff that can't, like, come back and, you know, like rape later. Somebody's got a Bill Cosby tattoo. Probably big fan of comedy, you know, maybe changed his life. It's like, man one for Bill Cosby, I'd have never written that movie. And he's got a Cosby tattoo on him. And the next thing you know, you're like, oh, no. So I. But a nine year old making a decision, Donald Trump is still too. And I know there's a lot of people out there, you know, you see him as a demigod and all that stuff, but he's, he's, he walks the line every once in a while. And the next thing you know, you're like, you got a tattoo of somebody.

[Brett Vesely]

Or you know, it could turn into a tough time.

[Brady Bogan]

He isn't reliable enough to stamp on my body. Body wait for this to play out is what I'm saying. And as far as nine year olds getting tattoos, that's that to me, that's 100% on the parents. But if we're saying nine year olds can't make tattoos because that decision is too big for them, we need to just shut down that whole genital operation thing completely.

[John Holmberg]

Got to get that Harvey Weinstein tattoo covered up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Harvey probably made a few people do it in Hollywood. If you want to be in my good graces, you get a tattoo of my big fat ugly face on your body with the words, I love Harvey, I'll do it. All right, Charlize Theron, you're going to.

[John Holmberg]

Be a star on your knees.

[Brady Bogan]

But yeah, I just, you know, talk.

[Brett Vesely]

About company logo that W on the Weinstein. Oh, a lot of good pictures.

[Brady Bogan]

Very possibly somebody's got that on there. I don't know. But yeah, you get a tattoo or something like that and you know, Donald, you got to let it play out. Let Donald Trump play out, because you don't know how that's going to end yet. So. But again, look, if we're even having a debate over whether kids can. Are smart enough to make decisions on tattoos, if that's even a debate. Still, let's just throw away the idea that they can't decide what gender they are until they're 18. Is that fair? And I know there's people out there going, oh, but my child is all right. Let it remain confused till it's all screwed up, till you're going to screw it up anyway. All parents screw their kids up, especially if by 9 they're not sure if they're a girl or a boy. Send it to therapy, make sure it's kind of going. But it's going to have a tough teenage years. Yep, that's going to happen. You know what, it's going to have a tough set of teenage years if you swap out its Jennies too. So either way, let's just make that an 18 and older decision. If tattoos are still in the, you know, we're not so sure box, certainly cutting off their genitals is off the table until we. Let's sort out the tattoo.

[John Holmberg]

Steve makes a good point. You can get a tattoo removed, but you can't grow back your dong.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly Steve. Truer words have never been spoken. And I've tried to grow my dong a little more.

[John Holmberg]

Haven't we all?

[Brady Bogan]

Look, every pornhub video is a 1/3 chance that it's going to tell me my dick's small. And there's something that can fix that. And I have thought about it. You might have a good one. Do you want it to be 8 inches or more? Well, yeah. Then order this.

[John Holmberg]

Click, click, click, click.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna try it out. Yeah, I'm just rubbing this, you know, root on my root.

[Brett Vesely]

It burns.

[Brady Bogan]

That means it's working. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Salt and two other ingredients will make you hard. Click here for the other two.

[Brady Bogan]

A rope and a 25 pound weight. I've been duped. But yeah, if you're tattooing your kid and it's a thing. Look, if you're tattooing your kid, there's something wrong with you tattoo to if you're not a Pacific Islander. That's the only thing. Like for some reason and I don't understand it and I think like the Indians don't do it. They're like, like certain tribes and stuff. And.

[Brett Vesely]

What about the ones that do the scarring thing where they do the pattern?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the, the taps, the original. I watched that happen. I watched the. When I was at that tattoo festival, I watched the how it originally got done and the way that they do it ceremonially in some of the Islands down in the South Pacific, which was a nail and a stick, and they just tap you. And those dudes make some amazing art. And it looks like they're just hitting you with a hammer. Yeah. Next thing you know, it's beautiful.

[John Holmberg]

Thank God for technology.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing that. Nonsense. I don't love my elders.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. With a Stanley hammer over there, banging away.

[Brady Bogan]

We do it the way the elders have done it. The elders were wrong. You know, we used to ride around in wagons with the elders, but we invented cars. It got better. There was dumb ways that we fixed, and that's one of them. Grab a needle and the buzzy noise and make it happen. But yeah. So, you know, tattoo for a kid. Okay. I really don't think you're being a good parent. That's my judgment of you. Especially if it's of Donald Trump. Now, the argument that's coming at me through the airwaves, and I can feel it. You guys saw. What did you just hit? Trump? You can't get a ch. All right. How would you feel if this was a Kamala Harris tattoo? Do you still think it's a good idea?

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody wants a loser on him.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right, Fred. That's why you shouldn't have that bears tattoo. I don't, but that's the thing. And you should not do it. That's a dumb tattoo. But that's my point. It's like, it's. Now you've politicized, like it's your right to do it. And you're right. She should be able to. But is it a good idea for a nine year old to make that decision? And would you be saying the exact same thing if it was Joe Biden? If a 9 year old wanted a Joe Biden tattoo, wouldn't you think that might be child abuse just because you like one guy? Look, I'll be honest with you. You've got the most hysterical family of all time. If your kid wants a Biden tattoo on his neck, I'm doing that.

[John Holmberg]

Now get the rope and bucket.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm paying extra for that. If I had a nine year old, it's like, daddy, what is it, kid? Yuck. Why you always see yuck when you see me? I don't know the hanger marks. Go on.

[Brett Vesely]

It's Biden. In the name of quote. I'm serious.

[Brady Bogan]

I want a Biden tattoo on my neck. Let's go. Get in the car. We're doing that. That's hilarious. I've got the funniest Kid in the world.

[Brett Vesely]

They've got the Biden on the neck and it's Biden smelling her hair.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Whiffing her is my daughter, Sabrina. Move your hair, honey. Show her your Biden tattoo. Like, what'd you do that for? My daughter's hilarious. That's all she's good for is this Biden tattoo. I wander around like a toy. Anyway, you want her. I don't. By the way, did you see Biden yesterday? He's lost his mind even more.

[John Holmberg]

Did you hear the thing?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. When he goes, I know more God damn leaders in this world than any of you. No joke. I was like, not even an impression. It was just like, what? He got mad that somebody said, well, you know the world. I know more God damn leaders than. And he wasn't mad. It just started to pour out of the angry old man's voice. Somebody asked him a simple question like, oh, boy, Biden's. We're about to lose him. I'm surprised, Carter, you didn't take him with.

[John Holmberg]

He's turning into Walt Walsky now.

[Brady Bogan]

He's Walt.

[John Holmberg]

He is.

[Brady Bogan]

Absolutely. That was my original impression of him four years ago. I didn't realize it was going to actually come true. These nips I got staring at me here. We got questions for me or something? Tell me about your time. And I know more God damn leaders in the world than all you put together. You're a bunch of pigs. Next question. Like, when did you get so angry? Hey, you kraut. He's lost it. And then he ends it with, no joke. Like, I know more leaders than all of you combined. He made quantified that in his head. He's like, I met more. And probably true. Over his 800 years on the planet, Methuselah has met a lot of leaders. But if you got a tattoo of that dude, I think you might be the funniest person alive.

[John Holmberg]

You're getting a long coat, y'all.

[Brady Bogan]

You're nuts. But you might be somebody I want to hang out with for a little while. For a whole lot. Now, if you got a tattoo because you think he's so great, you're not funny. You're crazy. But if you're doing it for the novelty, that's a pretty funny tattoo. And like, you put Frankenstein next to him and, like, funny, you just. You keep it like the Mount Rushmore of weird airline steps, right? Yeah. You have your arm like him and then him tumbling down. And then another tattoo of him on your hand, like, giving you a thumbs up. Like he made it all the way down the arm. That's funny. But when you start saying that, oh, the nine year old got a tattoo of Trump and you say, shouldn't do that, that's crazy. People start getting political like, well, Trump, why is that so bad? I'm like, because it would be any other. Like, if it was Barack Obama, you would be saying it's child abuse, it's political. I just think it's crazy for a kid to make a changing a life changing. I think there maybe. I don't know if there should be a law, but I think it should definitely be frowned upon.

[John Holmberg]

She got a Pelosi woman power.

[Brady Bogan]

A nine year old that wants a Pelosi tattoo has been brainwashed. I'm more looking into, sure, the tattoo's fine. I'm more looking into what the parents are doing to make this kid think Nancy Pelosi is worth a lifetime commitment.

[John Holmberg]

Or Hillary.

[Brett Vesely]

The picture I saw yesterday of Pelosi would look like a McDonald's look, I'll.

[Brady Bogan]

Tell you, even her husband didn't want to make a lifetime commitment. And that's why he was. Dudes sometimes. Don't get mad at me. Pelosi lovers. That guy was banging that other guy that hit him in the head with a hand. I don't remember his name, but Mr. Pelosi.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Paul Twink Pelosi.

[Brady Bogan]

Twink. He was Twink. You don't have friends in underwear over ever. I know it went sideways on him and I think the guy that did it was crazy. But you don't answer the door in underwear with a dude hanging at your house. What do you want? Why are you guys. Why are the police here?

[John Holmberg]

Megan never came home to you and Stebbings there in your underwear or what?

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe it's not even. And the police never showed up with Mark and I in our underpants. And I act shocked when they're. What are you guys doing here? Well, there's a disturbance. Is there a guy with a hammer in here? Of course there is. I'm in my underwear.

[John Holmberg]

Why wouldn't there be?

[Brady Bogan]

Is my wife. Are you guys warning me that my wife's on her way home? I thought she was in Washington. Yeah, when your wife's out of town all the way across country and you're in the house in your underwear with anybody and the cops come and you're not like, get him. You're immediately like, hey, guys, what's up? Like, you're still pretty calm. Something was going on that we didn't know. So again, A tattoo of Nancy Pelosi. Even her husband didn't want her that badly. If Melania doesn't have a tattoo of Donald, neither should your nine year old. You shouldn't love your politician that much. Ever. You shouldn't love anybody that much.

[Dick Toledo]

Much.

[Brady Bogan]

Things can turn on a dime. How many friends do we have that have. Imagine if Dick Middaugh, our friend Mangop. Imagine if our friend Mango, married nine times now and engaged again.

[Brett Vesely]

He'd have the Brady Bunch on the, on his back.

[Brady Bogan]

His back would look like. Yeah, it would look like a goddamn bottom of the. The. The Declaration of Independence. The signature after signature. He'd look like he got 20 co signers for a car. And as many times as he said, nope, this one's different. She's the one. I'll tattoo it on you. And then you, then you realize that, oh, maybe I shouldn't tell your. That's actually a good litmus test for whether or not you're ready to get married. You want to spend the rest of your life with her? I absolutely do. It's just amazing. Let's get her name tattooed to your back real big. I don't know if I'm ready for that. Then you shouldn't do this.

[Brett Vesely]

It looks like a concert T shirt tour.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's like the tours of like Mid Oz tour stops. Angela, Tina, Big Head, Fat Ass. I'm not sure all their names, this is what I was calling them, but yeah. If Mangoop started to say that if you're not ready to tattoo that person's name on your body, you probably aren't ready to make the lifetime commitment. And you shouldn't be making lifetime commitments at the age of nine. That's just, that's my rule. You have kids, you do what you want. And I know what people. You don't have kids. You don't understand. Okay, if you want to get your kid a tattoo, go ahead, but I don't think it's a good idea. I think they might regret that. Cuz when I was nine years old, if you'd asked me what tattoo do you want? It would have been of Dave Kingman. I'm 52. I wouldn't want that anymore.

[John Holmberg]

By the.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and it would still be there, there, and it would be faded and I'd probably have a picture of him, you know, in mid swing, number 10 in the powder blue Cub uniform that says King Kong underneath it. Now I just look gay. What's this? It's a guy I'm a big fan of back in the 70s. Who is it?

[John Holmberg]

Don't ask.

[Brady Bogan]

Dave Kingman. Never heard of him. Tell me, tell me.

[John Holmberg]

Go after myself.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, I wasn't. Right? I was nine and some. Who allowed that? I'm like, I agree. Dan Holmberg is the guy who allowed that you'd blame your parents. Your parents already do enough damage on you, let alone letting you get a lifetime. Would you ever let Kirby get her idol, Bob Marley tattooed to her?

[Brett Vesely]

I said no to her.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Stupid. I mean, she's gonna have a joint on her arm that's smoking a blunt there. Yeah, there's gonna be a blunt on her arm.

[Brett Vesely]

Came back and said, oh, how about Viggy?

[Brady Bogan]

Or, you know. No, she wants one of the Marley's in there. I said, no, Dan.

[John Holmberg]

That's the only one real from Cypress Hill.

[Brady Bogan]

She's allowed Dan Marley. That's as far as Brady will take it. In Gilbert. You're not getting a Jamaican tattooed to Kirby's arm. They'll get kicked out of Gilbert. We can't get into the Buck and Rider over on Gilbert Avenue if you have a Negro tattooed to your body.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. When you said nine, I'm like, I don't know. Me with the Archie Griffin on the back.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you know, in hindsight, but he. Is he still alive? Yeah, man, don't do it. You never know when Archie's gonna lose his mind and shoot up a mall because. Especially with a football player in that cte.

[Brett Vesely]

Sleaster.

[Brady Bogan]

Arch Sleaster has a story. But again, you look pretty gay when you just have a dude named Art on your arm. Yeah. Just chucking a football. Like, who's that? Oh, it's a long. If you have to tell a story to everybody else of who it is, like Derek Zellner, it's the wrong.

[John Holmberg]

It's the wrong tatt. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's not legendary.

[Brett Vesely]

That's Rex Kern.

[Brady Bogan]

If you could get a president, if you. I like your Abe Lincoln one. I think Abe Lincoln's a solid president. To get Washington solid. You know, I'm sure there's a ton of rappers that have Washington or, you know, on a dollar bill or something.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah, he's not a president, but Ben Franklin.

[Brady Bogan]

You think you get a Ben Franklin tattoo?

[John Holmberg]

That's a hundred dollars.

[Brady Bogan]

One hundred dollars.

[Brett Vesely]

Einstein.

[Brady Bogan]

Einstein's a pretty interesting tattoo. If you're getting a dude tattooed to your body, I suppose that's a good one.

[John Holmberg]

Furious Styles Laurence Fishburne could still kill people.

[Brady Bogan]

And the last thing you want is that last little. All right, we're all done. And then you look up at the news, Laurence Fishburne just raped eight people. God damn it. Should have waited till he was dead. I just don't agree with it. So you can get something. It has to be novelty. Funny. Like AOC has to have her top off for you to get an aoc.

[John Holmberg]

That's a good one.

[Brady Bogan]

But if you're. If you're serious about making a political statement. But again, we're talking about a nine year old, so. And we're also talking about Yuma, so let's be honest about that too. This kid's going nowhere. He's got parents that allow tattoos when she's at 9.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm surprised they waited that long. It's Yuma, for God's sakes.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, we all know what's gonna happen to that kid. Raised in that prison culture of Yuma. It's Getting tattoos at 9. See you in Florence, kid. I don't know where the girl. Wherever Toledo's wife was hemmed up for a little while. Probably gonna be in that cell. If you've got nine. If your parents are allowing tattoos at nine, you're not changing the world. Especially if it's of Trump. You'll just never be more. You're not going to be the CEO of anything with that. When did you get that? I was nine years old. Like, man, you made some life altering choices. At 9. I knew what I wanted. I knew what I was.

[Brett Vesely]

I need that orange to pop.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I need to touch up the head, make it more orange. Could you make the lips fishier? Anyway, the debate rages on. Oh, I got something.

[John Holmberg]

You got one over there. But this one said Toledo should get a question mark with ears for a tattoo for his dad on his arm.

[Brady Bogan]

I like that. This one says, At 14, I wanted death before dishonor across my chest with flags on the sides. I would have looked like the biggest douche ever. Might as well have had bro written on my body. I don't know. At 14, you just shouldn't be making those choices. Especially because if you didn't get into like military stuff or anything like that, and you ended up being like a janitor at the high school. And you've got death before. Decided that's almost like stolen valor. It's like now. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What about getting a tattoo of Obama? And Big Mike was in the Barry Wood pose.

[Brady Bogan]

Again, if you're going Nazi funny. That's hilarious. If you guys got. Because I have our artist, J. Todd Himes could probably conjure up an Obama As Barry Wood.

[John Holmberg]

That's pretty good.

[Brady Bogan]

Which is a pretty good one. And if you got that tattooed to your body, that's. It's funny. And that way, if they go off and start killing or raping. Yours was funny to begin with. Like edge. I think it's hilarious. It's too much to explain, though. Anyway, and also the other thing yesterday that I absolutely loved every second of is. And I wanted to talk about this yesterday, but I did. And Liquid Death, did you see what they're up to? Liquid Death, the water company. Fantastic. And they're very funny. And they've got a great marketing team. They came up with mosh pit nappies. They call them in England. Mosh pit nappies for people who cause these giant Hyde park concerts. It's hard to leave your space when in Hyde park you get like 60 or 70,000 people in a flat space to watch a concert. And it's hard to find the bathroom.

[Brett Vesely]

You gotta go.

[Brady Bogan]

So they built these mosh pit Liquid Death diapers. They got in touch with the people at Depends and they sold out so fast that they're going to start doing them for all concerts now. Liquid Death is selling and you can get it online. They're mosh pit diapers for, you know, standing up at. You know, we saw the picture of people.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't lose your space.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, on the Strip, in Vegas.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, when you're in that pile on New Year's Eve.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the idiots in New York, New.

[Brady Bogan]

York City, they wear diapers today. You can't go to the bathroom. It's like nine, 10 hours of holding your space.

[John Holmberg]

Idiots.

[Brady Bogan]

Imagine a girl. Now, I don't want two or three times. I don't want frozen pee. Like, it can get down into the teens and twenties. So when you wet your pants. I don't know what happens to the adult diaper in cold climate, but I assume it freezes. Right. Or you're.

[John Holmberg]

I would think, I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

While you're doing it, your balls start to steam.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's just warm for a split.

[Brady Bogan]

Second for a little bit, and then steam runs off of your midsection. Everybody knows what you just did, but, yeah, pissing yourself is now the next lazy step for people who don't want to miss one drum hit all the way through the mosh pit at a Hate Breed show. So they'd rather piss themselves than be adults. They sold out. Even the guy from Liquid Death was kind of like, we were kind of kidding. But I guess there's a call for this and people just got them all. They are kind of neat. They're black. They've got a skull and crossbones and the Liquid Death logo right there on the front. And you just piss yourself instead of wandering all the way over to the bathroom. I mean, we all have been over to Cricket, Desert Sky Pavilion. Ashley Home Furniture Store Pavilion. Yeah, that walk all the way from the stage to the bathroom. That might take a minute. I don't have that kind of time.

[Brett Vesely]

Wonder if our guy Pete got a pair.

[John Holmberg]

We ain't got time for that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, Pete. Yeah, that could be. I don't know. We'll ask him about him. Yeah, I don't have time for that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

And I don't want to stand in line. And now I'm going to do it at Suns games. I don't want to go all the way down to the bathrooms. Oh, no. Somebody got. That's a woman's legs.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Got the Golden Girls tattooed. Two per thigh all the way across her legs. On her lap. It says, stay Golden.

[John Holmberg]

Like portraits.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, yeah, pretty good artistic portraits of the four Golden Girls. And it looks to be her only tattoo.

[John Holmberg]

And then this one came in for Toledo.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a text that says, dad, I miss you. And underneath it says, not Delivered. It's got the red exclamation point because there's no. It didn't get through. Richard, I will pay for that. Richard, for God's sakes, please get that tattoo. Please. Hi, Richard. Please. There's a Payday Stuntman right there. It's got a date on it, and it's January 20th. Yours would be July 20th, so you get a pretty good idea of what it's like. That might be the new Payday Stuntman. Although there is no stunt you need to do. The stunt was already done by your dad. You just need to acknowledge it. That's awesome.

[John Holmberg]

Hip.

[Brady Bogan]

Where is that?

[John Holmberg]

I think it's his arm. Isn't it right around the elbow?

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Yeah, yeah. It's right up above his bicep, I guess. I don't know. Either way, wherever you put it, I don't care. But that needs to be on your body. That's too good. And again, in current times, we all understand it in a few years when texting doesn't exist and we just imagine things and send it. What's that thing? You got a lot of explaining. It's time. It's too much to a certain era. But, Dad, I miss you. Not Delivered is great. Hilarious. In fact, the little red exclamation point over the top on how good that is. Anyway, buy your diapers, piss yourself at concerts and events as the world gets lazier and fatter. Walk into the bathroom evidently is too much. And Liquid Death saw the opening in the market. It made a joke and sold out of diapers for adults. So we could go to show. Who knew? Is there a show? You see, I just, I don't think I like crowds that much that there's nothing that I don't want to miss a second. There's nothing that good that I wouldn't just go, well, I. I gotta piss myself to enjoy this. I think I'm pretty much willing to like Woodstock.

[Dick Toledo]

What? 99.

[Brady Bogan]

Woodstock, 99 people just whipped out and pissed on the ground and then, and then had babies in it again.

[John Holmberg]

It's always the case of. Here's our new one from our new album. All right, time to pass.

[Brady Bogan]

Time to go take a leak. They're doing that for you. That's a favor to you also, by the way, and I've said this before, I'll say it again any chance I get. I will reiterate this. Woodstock is America's most exaggerated and biggest disgusting failure of all time.

[John Holmberg]

Both of them.

[Brady Bogan]

The second one was better than the first. I'll say that a. The lineup, ramp it. Number two was better. The first one was just gross. 100%. I would rather be in a potential life threatening fire than hippies, than hippies giving birth in their poop water. Yeah, three days worth of water and a child is floating in it attached to an umbilical cord that. I'll take the fire over that a thousand times over. Why we romanticize Woodstock is beyond me. Me. Every video I've ever seen, it's grosser and grosser. Every angle you look, the people are dirty and gross. Like literally. I don't care. I want a restaurant to shut down. If a live birth happens in it and people celebrate it, that restaurant can't be open to me anymore. That's not. That's something you need to like go. Ah, we, we needed to get that out of the dining room. Murders, live births. There were murders and rapes at Woodstock.

[Dick Toledo]

And you've seen baby buttholes in.

[Brady Bogan]

I have seen baby and adult buttholes in restaurants.

[Dick Toledo]

Wait, an adult?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't. Oh, yeah, no, the baby, she.

[Dick Toledo]

It wasn't a baby either.

[Brady Bogan]

The thing was like 7 or 8 years old while she wiped its ass in the lobby or in the little waiting area. And then when she bent down, her pants fell off and I Saw a second butthole. I saw Double Gypsy Butthole. Double double gypsy butthole. First band name of 2025. Write that down. Double Gypsy Butthole is. That's the winner for the year already. You know, even better, it would be Outback Double Gypsy Butthole. Because that's where I saw it at the outback.

[Brett Vesely]

And the giant moose knuckle at ztajas.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that was just somebody with their legs open too far. That wasn't pretty. Brady and I had front row seats. Billboard, some ladies gynecologists, worst nightmare.

[Dick Toledo]

Yikes.

[Brady Bogan]

Either way, Woodstock is the most overrated thing in American history, musically or otherwise. Wavy Gravy, Really? You wanna look at the lineup of Woodstock and then you're like three good ones. Maybe like the most epic one or.

[Brett Vesely]

One of them was Jimi Hendrix.

[Brady Bogan]

And that was like he played a.

[Brett Vesely]

Song six in the morning and there was like 100 people there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And between songs, all you hear is of another live.

[Brett Vesely]

What's that noise, man?

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody just gave birth to another beautiful little child in this puddle. Oh, great.

[Dick Toledo]

John, I don't know what you're watching, but the second Woodstock was just as gross. Watch that documentary.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's gross. But I'll take that one over the first one because just musically.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, musically and events. I'll take all that went on at Woodstock two way before Woodstock one. If I got to listen to Wavy Gravy and watch a child get born, I'm killing myself. Now. I might be able to tolerate followed.

[Brett Vesely]

Up by Country Joe and the Fish.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, come on. Why am I there? I'm looking. I'm itching a ride home. Or Arlo Guthrie. Jesus, if I listen to Janis Joplin.

[Dick Toledo]

The world's most like 12 minute songs.

[John Holmberg]

Hell yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then Janice Joplin goes out there and screeches like a cat under a car tire for five minutes. World's. I'll put Janis Joplin on the list of most overrated singer of all time. I don't know what happened to people who thought Janis Joplin was good. She's terrible. Horrible.

[Dick Toledo]

John, I swear to God, if people start pissing and cutting logs at damn concerts when I'm standing right next to them, I'm done with society.

[Brady Bogan]

And see there, that guy's right. Because you Liquid Death is probably like, they're just for peeing. Somebody's gonna poop in that diaper. Because they're like, well, why not Brady? Why wouldn't I? I'm just standing here. I don't know. Why would I Walk all the way up there. I've got to take my fourth poo of the day.

[Brett Vesely]

Bought the diaper.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm in a diaper. I smell. Abused it. I didn't see the poop coming, but now that it's here, I'm just going to let it knock down the door.

[John Holmberg]

You're taking poop over Joplin?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I'd rather bathe and poop than listen to Jon Shot. And I'm talking about on a record. If somebody played a record and said, the only way to make this stop is to get into this. Oh, he's already in it. He's swimming in poop, I would be. Oh, she's horrible. Oh, the worst singer ever. Where's the. Where's the tub of feces I can get into? Yuck. And then you see her and you're like, worse. Get her out.

[John Holmberg]

At least the voice matches the face.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. The voice and the face are like. When you hear for the first time, you're like, wow, I'm picturing, like, a trollish lesbian in, like, a. Like, a curtain dress. Yep. You nailed it, John.

[Dick Toledo]

Throwing the word adult in front of it does not make it any better. It's still a freaking diaper. I don't care who's in it.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. You're incontinent, right? Or willing to be Woodstock when you're trying to bring that back. I will say that it's Woodstock. At least had the decency to just pee on the ground. Even those dirty hippies didn't wet themselves. Sold out. Lazy world said, you know what? Good idea. Liquid death. And they're like, what, you think it's a. We were kidding. Like, nope, good idea. And they're, all right. We'll sell them. And they sold, like, 80,000 of them. Had no idea that they probably just had one prototype. Isn't this hilarious? You could wear these instead of running to the bathroom. And the world said, we'll take it. Janice Jopp, Wavy Gravy, Country Joe and the Fish. Woodstock. It's time we all said it as Americans. Woodstock sucked 1 and 2. And if they ever tried to do it again, it would suck again. But the lineup at 2, so much better. Oh, what are you looking at?

[John Holmberg]

Country Joan the Fish.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you're listening to this, and then you're like, this sucks. Hey, Brett, this sucks. Oh, by the way, the lady next to you is giving birth into a pile of feces she just dropped.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'll watch that instead.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody's like, it's the Summer of Love. Like, it looks like the summer of. To me. This is the summer of love. Who's got a Volkswagen bus that'll get me out of here? Come on, General. Let's move fast. Your big chance has come at. You have to be high like this. Get those reds. The only good comm is one staircase. Yahoo. I'll tell you this. Oh, boy. Going out on a limb on this one. I'd go to Country Thunder before I. I'd get a time machine and go back to Woodstock.

[John Holmberg]

This would be hot chicks there if.

[Brady Bogan]

I went back to wood, too. But, you know, to be a perfect combo.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett chicks, better accommodations.

[Brady Bogan]

Even the idiots at Country Thunder and given birth, they know better to go to a hospital.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, if you can get there on day one before they get, like, day three is probably bad.

[Brett Vesely]

I wonder how many thunder babies there are.

[Brady Bogan]

Zero.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, there's thunder conceptions.

[Brady Bogan]

The baby, tons of. Oh, there's. There's definitely some portage on conception, but that happens at the Phoenix Open, too. So let's not. Let's not act like that's just unique to concerts, but with your dude that.

[Dick Toledo]

Looked like Jason Day or whatever, the guy that.

[Brady Bogan]

He was killing it. He looked like one of the golfers and was fooling dummies like he dropped some seed. The one girl even said, shouldn't you be playing? I didn't make the cut. And right there on the thing, it said, it's Australian. Didn't even try an accent, but he just looked enough like, fooled him.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't even try his best Paul Hogan or anything.

[Brady Bogan]

No, didn't even do it. And he didn't know his first name. He just called himself J. Day because in the program, it said J, period. Day, missed cut, and then had a picture of him, and he looked just like him. Like, I'm telling all these broads, I'm J. Day. I'm like. And at the time, I didn't know his name either. He turned out to be a pretty good golfer, but this was like, his first couple years. This guy's wandering around, telling him, what do you do? I'm a professional golfer. I actually missed the cut this weekend. Oh, my God. These chicks couldn't get enough of the guy, because that's what they're there to do. Nail an athlete. I'd rather give birth myself than listen to Janis Joplin live. I was a little kid, and the day she died, I asked my dad, can I get a tattoo of her dying on me? He's like, not a decision you want to make. I would keep that she's horrible. Woodstock was the worst. There's a thing. Alex makes a good point. It's my Taylor Swift argument. He says, you know why ladies in the 60s love Janis Joplin? She wasn't intimidating. She looked just like them chain smoking alcoholic that would blow a guy for whiskey and coke. Yeah. She represented the people that liked her. Same way Taylor Swift's incredibly average ass makes girls feel unintimidated for not being that hot.

[John Holmberg]

I'd take Taylor Swift, though, before Janice.

[Brady Bogan]

That's. Yeah, look, I'd take you before Janice. Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

I really stepped it up.

[Brady Bogan]

I would give you a blumpkin before I would even smell Janis Joplin's pants. Yeah. If somebody said, here's Janis Joplin's panties. Smell these for a thousand dollars. Or blow Brett while he takes a dump. I'm like, where's Brett?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my.

[Brady Bogan]

There isn't a second of my life that I'm like, smell Janis Joplin's panties. What are you, Oppenheimer? I'll be in the bathroom with Brett. Oh, I got a pair of Janet Joplin sweet, sweet Woodstock panties. I'm like, burn those. Those are toxic. Hiroshima was. Yeah. I'd rather live in Chernobyl than walk on carpet that woman was once on. Oh, you want to buy this house? Janis Joplin was in it once. Nope. Moving to Chernobyl. Bye.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm in the bubble.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm going to eat one of those green glowing dogs. Ugh. Yuck. You made me sick this morning. I had the grace and glory of watching Tommy Emanuel last night. You bring Janis Joplin to the party?

[John Holmberg]

Musical genius. That sweet voice.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think anybody made her pregnant and she had offspring or anything. Cause yuck. If there is a God, he didn't give her ovaries just in case. But I wouldn't even want to meet her grandkids. Too close to the honey hole. Wait, you come from the thing that came out of Janice jopping Joplin. Where's Brett? Is he taking a dump? That would be my makeup. Make a wish. You can meet Janis Joplin. Or you can have Brett poop in your mouth and do one of those videos. I'm like, why is your mouth wide open? Huh? Oh, I thought you said Brett was here.

[John Holmberg]

But she's even worse.

[Brady Bogan]

Live Joplin. She's terrible at night.

[John Holmberg]

She's not even going along with the song. It'.

[Brady Bogan]

That'S what every man wants is an ugly woman who brags about being strong. I'm tough. I'll kick your ass. Like I believe it. You know how you knock me out? You'll take your panties off. You don't even need to use your fisticuffs. Watch this Janis Joplin knockout punch. I'm like, you sound like James Brown. Oh, got her pants are down, Rod.

[John Holmberg]

She's probably got a Nola Gay tattoo right across her belly button button.

[Brady Bogan]

Going in there with the arrow down. Silkwood suit on with that measuring the air. It's like, Janice Joplin's been in here.

[Brett Vesely]

Little boy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Or fat man. A little boy. What other? I don't know. Either way, yuck. I'd have rather been. If Oppenheimer said, you want to smell Janis Joplin's panties or stand out there and see what this thing does to human skin. I'd be like, I'll be out in the field in Nevada. Data drop it on me, Bobby. You sorry. Started thinking about Woodstock and how gross it is and if woods, like, yeah. If Woodstock is. It's. It's the most overrated thing. Those hippies, those weirdo hippies that just celebrate it like it was something and yuck. Yuck.

[John Holmberg]

You have to go to one Joplin doors or 311 in that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's my Mary F. Kill.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, all right. Mary F. Kill. That's even better.

[Brady Bogan]

Joplin Doors. I killed Janis Joplin immediately. Couldn't do it fast enough. I would marry Jimmy Buffett before I would listen to her say hello. Kill Joplin. And now we're in a. Now we're in a pickle. Doors and 3 11, and all I have left is Mary and F. I.

[John Holmberg]

Want to marry the Doors because at least he'll die by 27.

[Dick Toledo]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Marry the Doors because they don't have a settlement. Except for that one dude with that awful moog that won't stop touring.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he finally died.

[Brady Bogan]

Is he dead?

[John Holmberg]

He finally died.

[Brady Bogan]

Are they all dead yet?

[John Holmberg]

Robbie's still alive. Drummer's still alive.

[Brady Bogan]

Then it's not really worth it to marry them. That's they're lasting two long. A whirlwind romance with the Doors is what I'm looking for. I don't even think I get hard for the Doors. So I'd have to say, marry the doors in F311, so at least I can get hard. I could get hard for them. You know why? Because of all the hate I have for that little guy that watching him bleed from the anus might make me. I think I found my happy place there. Thanks, Brett, but Joplin's laying dead on the floor. I'm losing her blood as lube. I can't stand her. Wow. Yeah. It's a good thing she's dead, because I might take care of that for everybody. Do the world a favor. Yuck. To Janis Joplin.

[Dick Toledo]

John, you think Janis Joplin is bad, check out her spread. No Playboy.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. What?

[Dick Toledo]

Good Lord Almighty. And I responded back. They didn't put her in Playboy, did they?

[Brady Bogan]

The camera didn't melt.

[Dick Toledo]

There's no way they put her in play.

[Brady Bogan]

She had her pants off and lived.

[Dick Toledo]

By the way, I just replayed our pubic maintenance conversation over the best of. Yeah, that is a conversation I don't want to think about looking at Janice Joplin.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that was unmaintained. I think that's the definition of unkempt.

[Brett Vesely]

Janice Dickinson.

[John Holmberg]

That can't be.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not confusing those two. Oh, Brett might have found naked stuff. And I swear to God, if you show me this. Oh, it's worse than I thought. She looks like the lead singer of the Black Crows. I'd rather be Chris Robinson in the seconds. He's got more talent.

[Dick Toledo]

Might be Shannon Hoon.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, how did she get worse than what I pictured? Oh, she's disgusting. Thank God for drugs and alcohol that took her out.

[John Holmberg]

That is just.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, Terrible. If I was on that beach, I'd leave like kids. You can't see this. Oh. Oh, there she is with. Oh, I'd rather. I'd rather roll around with Brady in a lubed up rubber bed. This guy says, can you imagine that thing screaming while you're sticking it to her? No, because I have to imagine sticking it to her.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank you, Chancellor, for the validation. I had been under the impression for all these years that I alone found Janis Joplin to be completely unbearable.

[Brady Bogan]

Wildly unbearable. The worst that's ever lived. I like that. The her topless photo is on the COVID of RIP magazine. Anybody who opens it isn't going to last long. Sorry, I've gone on and on too long. There's more. I don't want to see any. Screw Ozempic, man. Just look at these pictures. You'll never eat again. Again.

[John Holmberg]

That's just disgusting.

[Brady Bogan]

And you can't even hear her talking, which makes her even worse. We can say thanks to Brady's God for hard drugs and alcohol that took her out. I think, finally, thank you very much, drugs and alcohol, for doing your job on that one. I'd rather ladle out a Porta John. Ladle a porta John. Number two band name of 2025, John.

[Dick Toledo]

Please tell Katie and the Hobbs that I've been very disrespectful to them. Miles to nowhere. They are Led Zeppelin compared to Janice Joplin.

[Brady Bogan]

Charlie Creedle's Led Zeppelin compared to that. We're not even talking about, like, the look, just the off audio. Anyway, sorry. Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Tree Play by.

[John Holmberg]

Play of James Joplin nudes. You're flaming out, bros. Flaming out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No, you're not wrong. That is flaming out, bro.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop and.

[Brady Bogan]

Her. I can't even get through this. The guy said second show of the year and already have the best random quote of 2025. Janice Joplin panties. Hiroshima was safer. That just rolled off the tongue too, so you know it's true.

[John Holmberg]

According to Josh, he threw us an email yesterday. Sunrise and Snowball are open right now. It's the fake snow, but they're. They're gonna go. And so now's a good time to get in there and get all the rental gear you need and head on up north and hit the snow. And don't forget the new store. Second store will be opening up on Power and McDowell sometime around the 1st of February, so right there by the Hawes Trailhead.

[Brady Bogan]

So shot. We weren't saying there's no snow, right? It's been a disappointing season so far. I say get a bike. I do, too. Go buy a bike. Skip the season of skiing this year and just start thinking about spring. Right? I still want to do one of those ski bikes. Did you ever talk to him about that? Does he have those?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if he ordered them. I don't know if they came in yet. So I'll. I'll talk.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll do that on dirt. I'll just push me down a hill. That thing looks fun.

[John Holmberg]

So go check out Action Ride Shop over there on Gilbert Road and Southern. Soon to be on Power Road and McDowell as well. Or just go to the website ActionRideshop.

[Brady Bogan]

This guy says, john, you know damn well Janice Joplin didn't have panties. They wouldn't fit over that giant bush anyway. That's true. Or panties, probably. Well, also, they would probably melt from the toxins and sewage that was leaking out of it.

[John Holmberg]

On the list from our earlier conversation. Johnny Paycheck, take this job and shove it for Tommy Emanuel. Lamb of God. Mediocre minds for all of us going to work today from Bad Religion Slayer. Mandatory mandatory suicide after Seeing Tommy.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Offspring, Rat. Breaking Point, Skid Row, Motley Crue Tool. Danko Jones. Full of regret for that broad. Wither tats.

[Brady Bogan]

He's nine.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. System of A Down and Nickelback again.

[Brady Bogan]

We're having a debate on whether or not nine year olds should get tattoos and saying it's full of regret. Meanwhile, people are like, I also think they should be able to cut off their own balls if they want. I just don't see where our brains work anymore. You put Monkey business on any list. I'm playing it.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

I haven't heard it for a long time. Good run. Now, this is a band that didn't get the credit it deserved. Meanwhile, Janis Joplin's in, like, the hall of fame and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

I had to definitely bang Sebastian Bach before Janice Joplin.

[Brady Bogan]

I. Gorgeous. Yep. I would bang Janis Joplin's corpse before I bang her alive. Because it probably smells better now, man. Yeah, her being dead this long probably smells a lot better than her milling around Wood Stick Doc. There was no way she snuck up on anybody ever. There's Jimmy Hendrix. I'm gonna go speak to him. And then Jimmy Black. Jenna's coming close, isn't she? I can. There she is. She coming. She's like 50ft away. Trust me. Ignore Jenna smells the. On her way. Tell her I'm not home. Another dude with an Afro. W start. Wasn't me. Wasn't me. Yuck.

[John Holmberg]

We all look alike. Don't worry about it.

[Brady Bogan]

And I don't think Jimi Hendrix died of any drug overdose. I think he smelled Janis Joplin and killed himself. He was around Janice, man. This I was. I love guitar, I'll tell you that. But if I have to see Janis Joplin again, I'm gonna hang myself. I'm gonna kill myself. And then that knock on the door. Janet opened up. I'm gonna shoot up. I'm gonna shoot up all the drugs. Yeah. Nobody ever talks about that. That Janice job was on the other side of the door of every great singer that ever died.

[Brett Vesely]

Purple Haze came from I'll Kill Myself.

[Brady Bogan]

She's back. I smelled Janice in the hallway. I'm gonna.

[John Holmberg]

Definitely wasn't Foxy Lady.

[Brady Bogan]

No. No. Didn't write Foxy lady about that. No. Does he have a song that's like. What's that pissy ammonia smell? That's Jimi Hendrix one. It's the uncut pissy ammonia smell.

[John Holmberg]

It was Leonard Skynyrd with that smell.

[Brady Bogan]

And all of them died too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because Janice was on the other side of the door. Open up, little skinny. All right, guys, let's crash the plane.

[John Holmberg]

I know you in there, Ronnie Van Zant.

[Brady Bogan]

It's skid row. It's monkey business. This is a great one. It's 98k up. Wake him up.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. Himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. We talked so much about Janis Joplin's body parts and blumpkins for Brett that we are way behind now. Way behind.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man, we are.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. Way behind. Janis Joplin's vagina will do that to you. Put you behind. And look life for sure. I'm just. I'm just sorry that Tommy Emanuel is waking up in a town where this is across the airways. We have greatness in town and we need to recognize that. And we're ruining it.

[Brett Vesely]

Might think of a new song.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he won't. It'll make him break his guitars and quit life like it did Jimi Hendrix just for knowing her. Just don't do it. That's all I'm asking. Mr. Emanuel, please don't let the existence of Janis Joplin stop you from your greatness like it did Jimi Hendrix. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. So then we say Brady reported.

[Brett Vesely]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. Happy National Past gas day.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

And National I'm not going to take it anymore day.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, what does that mean?

[John Holmberg]

Is it D. Snyder day or what?

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's dangerous in this day and age. Age. Because that's like. That's a shoot em up to a lot of people. I won't take it. And everybody's going to pay their price. Let's just stick to the first thing Brady is talking about.

[Brett Vesely]

Much better. A couple of basis fun facts. The sixth commandment literally translates from Hebrew as Thou shall not murder not. Thou shall not kill.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay?

[Brett Vesely]

Because it took into account that people might face situations like war. War or self defense when killing was necessary. The three most valuable film industries in the world.

[Brady Bogan]

And again, killing necessary is an arguable point.

[Brett Vesely]

Bollywood, United States. Hollywood Number two is India's. Bollywood. Number three. Nigeria. Nollywood.

[Dick Toledo]

Noli.

[Brady Bogan]

Why is it called Nala? Like the. You know, like the girl that. Like Mufasa's son.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, gotcha.

[Brett Vesely]

The script for E.T. was a horror movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Horror.

[Brett Vesely]

Horror movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you. Just want to clear that up for the kids.

[Brett Vesely]

Steven Spielberg decided he liked it better as a family movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Brett Vesely]

And the horror script.

[Brady Bogan]

Very good.

[Brett Vesely]

Was written to become poltergeist.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, so E.T. was going to crawl out of the pool.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know about crawling out of the pool. But he was just going to be an er. Evil alien.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I knew that he was supposed to be a bad guy initially. And then gremlins kind of crept out of that as well as if that was the. They wanted ET and as the people who came to get him to be bad. But you can't do that. That was interesting.

[Brett Vesely]

Both dealt with kind of a light deal. His finger lit up and then Poltergeist.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, the light TV follow. Well, that was. Yeah, but his heart light was the important thing. So much so that Neil diamond had to pen a song about it.

[Brett Vesely]

Turn on your hot light Wallet Hub just ranked there. The 182 of the biggest cities from the country. The best places to keep your New Year's resolutions to the worst. The rankings are based on various factors that tie in with common. Resolutions means things like gyms, per capita average credit card debt, local job opportunities, binge drinking, percentage of smokers. The 10 best cities for sticking to your New Year's resolutions are Seattle, San Francisco, Scottsdale, Austin, Texas, Scottsdale, Atlanta.

[Brady Bogan]

Your resolution's not drinking and you got Scottsdale.

[Brett Vesely]

Evidently.

[Brady Bogan]

That's silly.

[Brett Vesely]

The worst city rehab.

[John Holmberg]

Fake news.

[Brady Bogan]

That's fake news. Like Seattle and San Francisco. I can see because they're a bunch of Camacho bunch of weirdos. What's that stuff called?

[Dick Toledo]

I'm like Camacho.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what it is. Hector Macho. Yeah. Shanahan Juice. We'll call it Bunch of Tea. Totaling weirdos. That. But if you're. If your goal is to stop smoking pot and crapping in the streets, San Francisco is terrible for you.

[Dick Toledo]

Seattle's getting there too.

[Brady Bogan]

San Francisco is the Janis Joplin of major metropolitan cities. Yes. Overrated.

[Dick Toledo]

Giant bush.

[Brady Bogan]

At least it looks good from a distance. Janet didn't have that for. Yes. But you take San Francisco's panties off.

[Brett Vesely]

Nearly 8. A little over 8% of adults in the United States have gone through an episode of major depression, according to the National Institute of Mental Health. But they just did a study and found that walking five to 7,000 steps a day drops depression and risk of depression a lot. 42% if you do seven, 500 steps. But starting with 5,000.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It reduces it, you know, over 20%.

[Brady Bogan]

So being sedentary, lazy, and miserable, it leads to depression. How about that? Yeah, sorry. So getting up and doing stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

So they said if you start out, you know, it's a tall order for some people to do 5,000 off the bat, but you do a 20 minute walk three times a week and then build your way up. Even that 20 minute walk.

[Brady Bogan]

20 minutes isn't 5,000 steps, I'll tell you that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, so that doesn't count like us walking around the building here. Right. You got to get up and like walk with purpose.

[Brett Vesely]

You mean like in all one. Basically do the 5000 row.

[Brady Bogan]

I have my phone over the break. I would take my dogs around Granada Park a couple times, and it was about two miles. I'm looking at it right now. 7,200 steps. Hey, that's too much. No, no, yeah, I'm fine. I was until I started.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

But like, it's a lot to think that you're seven, 200 steps. Two miles is. And that was a casual kind of thing. Yeah, but it was, you know, actually, seven, 200 steps was the whole day. That was three miles. Two miles was the walk.

[Brett Vesely]

They're saying 7,000 is close to three miles.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So that's three miles at 72. So it's about five to go two miles. Miles. That's, you know, it's not a ton. But for somebody who 5000 steps is too much for you, you're way behind. Because a mile there and a mile back is not that bad.

[Dick Toledo]

So you're talking start out with what, 2400?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm saying get off your ass and walk a couple miles. It shouldn't be that hard for you.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, baby steps, right?

[Brady Bogan]

No, there's two miles is baby steps. You go a mile, you got to go a mile back.

[Dick Toledo]

Go back to your Tommy Emanuel conversation. You got to start somewhere.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you don't just walk two miles. That's the start. If you can't do that, get the rope. Unless you're injured. Otherwise, if you're capable and you're just lazy and 2 miles is too much. I'm blown away. Here we are in a two story building, and I am blown away at how many times people from downstairs come up to talk to me and they're out of breath. I mean, it's regular. Heather came up the other day. Are you gonna do the Core Institutes back on January? Like, did you run here? No, I just climbed the stairs, stairs. All 12 of them. And Heather's in good shape. It kicked her ass, those stairs.

[John Holmberg]

Well, our old morning show guy, he used to take the elevator up and down every day.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's that?

[John Holmberg]

Paul.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I thought you meant Pratt.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

What was he doing here? Oh, yeah. No, Paul. And it showed.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And now it's time for some pee pee poo poo news.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought you were gonna do smugglers.

[Brady Bogan]

Clearly not gonna do that on national farts day. You got it. Oh, for crying out loud. You two communicate better.

[Dick Toledo]

He did.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a new year. I know, I know. You need to be.

[Brett Vesely]

Hello, my friends. Brady Bogan here with your pee pee poo poo news. According to a survey, nearly half of Americans carry backup underwear with them in case they have an accident.

[Brady Bogan]

Starting to hate this.

[Brett Vesely]

Or because they plan to change clothes, like after going to the gym.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, that's better.

[Brady Bogan]

But that's not backup underwear.

[Brett Vesely]

70% of people who carry spare underwear say they have had it come in handy at least once.

[Brady Bogan]

That is not.

[Dick Toledo]

That means there's like six downstairs right now that have backup underwear.

[Brady Bogan]

Spare underwear to me is break glass in case of emergency underwear. Not I'm going to the gym, I'm going to sweat in this. And I want to be nice to people that's just changing your clothes. Spare underwear is at any given time. Now, I might leave 60% or you're a I. If you're a woman and you're stuffing another thong in your purse because you might wreck this one.

[Dick Toledo]

It's been a good solid about 14 months. Answer to most everything or you're all.

[Brady Bogan]

And you know what? It almost always gets me because it makes a ton of sense.

[Brett Vesely]

It's more common among yellow young younger generations. 60% of Gen Zers and 57% of millennials say they have in in case of emergency underwear this lens.

[Brady Bogan]

And again, Brett's right. Very rarely are you with with what women wear now as underwear. Yeah, you're not turd. And they're not absorbing much. Yeah. So the backup underwear is for purposes.

[John Holmberg]

Of whoring, how many broad. If you check their purses in old town Scottsdale, how many broads got an extra two to three?

[Brady Bogan]

So here's the fun thing. At 8:00 at night. No, 8:00, 8:00, you check it and it's a brand new fresh pair. And at 11:30 after the swap out, one looks like melted Little Debbie's.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Smells got her back.

[Brady Bogan]

She's got her backup panties on. If you're carrying around backup panties.

[John Holmberg]

You're a whore.

[Brady Bogan]

You're a whore. That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

They also found that people who carry backup underwear are more likely to replace. Replace their undergarments sooner. 82%, well, they lose of them, say they should replace your underwear after two years. Among the people who don't carry spares, 83% say they keep their underwear for at least three years.

[Brady Bogan]

How about wash your ass and stop pooping your pants. How about that? Instead of thinking, wow, I am definitely going to be out for four hours. That means I'm wrecking this underwear. I better bring backup. I don't wear underwear. And you know what? I've never worried about wrecking my pants. Not once do I have a backup pair of pants in case these go sideways. If I crap myself, I'm going home. I'm not changing and coming back to you guys. Good thing I brought my backup pants, because I just myself. So I brought backup pants because I knew that was a possibility When I started the day. When I started today. They're pack up these because you never know when you're going to take a dump in your drawers.

[Dick Toledo]

So wallet, keys, purse, wallet, backup pants, everything. Backup underwear.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I'll give it to you. If you had a colostomy or like, something opened you up pouring. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

The bag takes care of everything. What do you need? The backup undies?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, sure, I suppose. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Doesn't the bag take care of everything?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's on the side.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, if you had that, I guess. Yeah, you don't even need that if you've got a port, you should be.

[Dick Toledo]

Pristine if you've got the bag.

[Brady Bogan]

So we go back to Brett's argument, Or you're just little debbie and up your first roast with your bag on the side. Yeah. You got a sack on the side and a pant full of little Debbies. Back.

[Brett Vesely]

On December 27th, Jerome Gutierrez was traveling a business class on United Airlines 189from San Francisco to manila, philippines. According to his stepdaughter, he said a man got up from his seat and began to piss on my dad.

[Brady Bogan]

Whoa.

[Brett Vesely]

My dad was asleep. He tells the story. He said, I was sleeping, and I thought it was part of my dream. Yeah, I looked up, and then I realized I'm soaked from my stomach down in the man's urine.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God.

[Brett Vesely]

United flight attendants ask Gutierrez not to approach the man in fear that could get worse Two hours into the flight.

[Brady Bogan]

If that's his first move. What are you going to do when you start talking to him?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And so he's upset at the airlines for not handling this because he said, you should turn this flight around and let me.

[Brady Bogan]

I think stewardesses should take care of.

[Brett Vesely]

The man, get him off the flight.

[Brady Bogan]

They should be armed with those little souvenir bats you get at baseball games at any given time and just beat you about the face and head if you start pissing on people. Yeah. A little baton.

[Brett Vesely]

Those little ones that extend.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And it can't be stripped from them. Somehow or another, it's always attached like it's part of their uniform.

[Dick Toledo]

The one thing that they have is like miles of duct tape. Haven't we seen some of those where they duct tape the people to the chair until the.

[Brady Bogan]

They got that. Here's a better idea. Make from their elbows down in their suits steel. Oh. That way nobody can steal it. And then you just start clubbing people with your forearm when they start peeing on other packs. Passenger.

[Brett Vesely]

So they dealt with the guy when the flight landed. He's been banned from United Airlines permanently. But during the flight, the crew provided Gutierrez with some replacement pajamas to work.

[Brady Bogan]

Backup jammies.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

So. Because in case there were some horrors on the flight, so they knew that whoring was possible on this United flight, they had some backup pants. If, you know, if I was at. If I was here and Brady came in like left and then came back in different pants, I'd send you home. I'm still upset about this. Oh, me and Al Franken from the other show, we're doing a little butt play in the bathroom. I got sloppy. We made a chocolate lebaron. Good thing I brought my backup pants.

[Dick Toledo]

What's the bathroom look like, Brady?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's ugly. It's looks a little bit like somebody spilled a bunch of Guinness.

[Brett Vesely]

Augustus Glum put up.

[Brady Bogan]

It was not good. It was bad. You should see Frank. And he's laying in it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that's your pee.

[Brady Bogan]

Pee poo poo.

[Brett Vesely]

News.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn'T work. Had to push that one out.

[Brett Vesely]

According to this police report, two Florida men got tangled up while having sex. The One guy was 61 years old. His lover was 33 years old. And he told his lover to stop. He likes it rough. The guy's name was James Newland.

[Brady Bogan]

The 60 year old. Like the 30, 61 year old. Give it to him.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, give it to me.

[Brady Bogan]

Rough.

[Brett Vesely]

So the guy smacked him on the butt, left a handprint, and he said, knock it off. That hurt me.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's child.

[John Holmberg]

Stood up. You want to rough?

[Brett Vesely]

Put on his underwear.

[Brady Bogan]

Back up.

[Brett Vesely]

Walked over There.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he's horrible.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it was the original pair.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Walked over to the nightstand, grabbed a revolver.

[Brady Bogan]

It says, this is rough.

[Brett Vesely]

I meant you want to try me? You want to f. With me?

[Brady Bogan]

Whoa.

[Brett Vesely]

And then pumped around into the front porch.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he loaded. Oh, that's the guy.

[Brett Vesely]

The guy who's leaving and pumped her out. He got arrested.

[Brady Bogan]

We're saying goodbye to that one.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Bradlen is not going to be with us much longer and she's.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no. She's got the card.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm seeing. I gave her a card. You didn't see that.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought she was taking it permanently.

[Brady Bogan]

My card.

[Brett Vesely]

Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. Yeah, that's not American Express card. You're a giver, man. Credit cards work. We're out of coke.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, sorry.

[Brady Bogan]

She's the only one. She's our only personal assistant. We haven't used her in months. I text her, I said, please, we need Coke Zero and you're our only hope. You know, it's my last week. I probably won't be able to do this much longer.

[Dick Toledo]

We'll load up today so you don't have.

[Brady Bogan]

As far as I understand, she's going to work for Dick.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Good story yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you get her a job?

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't do any of that.

[Brett Vesely]

She's heading south.

[Brady Bogan]

The one job I gave her is to go get us sodas.

[John Holmberg]

Better have her load up because she ain't gonna be here much longer.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. She's got to make up for a whole year of not being here. She announced it the other day. We're losing Brad. Adeline, I don't like it here anymore. The women are.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll end it with a quick. Smugglers news.

[Brady Bogan]

She didn't really say that.

[Brett Vesely]

Hello, my friends. Brady Bogan here with stories about people getting busted with drugs, getting arrested. They would call it the Smugglers news. This. This 43 year old inmate in Georgia was caught trying to smuggle multiple items in his rectum. This is quite, quite the hall. Vape canisters, syringes, vape cartridges, batteries, and a cigarette lighter all up the sphincter. His name's Kenneth Gibbs. I got a mug shot of Kenny Gibbs. That's what I'm trying to bring in. Kind of looks like our boy Kevin. Meathead.

[Brady Bogan]

Little bit. I didn't shave all through the break and my hair got a little like that. It was pretty close to this. The guy's got. He's got the male pattern baldness. And then the sides just grow straight out. By the way, I got an email that says I'm offended. Brett. What? It's not whoring. I carry backup panties all the time. And since I started dipping my chicken nuggets in Brady's giraffe sauce, I'm Christy Hayden. He goes. It's too delicious. But explosive diarrhea is hard to ignore.

[Brett Vesely]

That's your smuggler's news. Got a couple of quick radio videos. First one's a dude going up on a dirt bike going uphill.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Pretty steep hill. Doesn't quite make it.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Eventually, the screen will show this.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it. Is he gonna do backflips? Is that.

[Brett Vesely]

No, the bike kind of turns on him.

[Brady Bogan]

I remember when the guy was trying to tell me, sell me my. A Jeep. And I've had Jeeps a lot, but years ago, he tried to sell to me. You know, they torqued these things down where they could climb a 90 degree building. It's just gravity that stops them. And they're like. Then they don't. If gravity's the biggest, we're gonna deal with gravity. Unless you're taking this Jeep to another planet. You just lied to me, Satan guy. It could climb a straight wall, but unfortunately, gravity is involved, so it can't today. Yeah, it's got that power, though, scientifically. Oh, he lost it early. Oh, this is a big hill. It looks a little flat.

[Brett Vesely]

Here comes the bike.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah, the bike got up and rode over by itself. Oh, my God. It's Nick Cage's. It's that ghost bike coming to get you, baby girl. I'm on ghost bike. Die. It's revving its own engine.

[John Holmberg]

It's Christine.

[Brady Bogan]

Why is the bike revving its engine?

[Dick Toledo]

It's got to be somebody else, right?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think so.

[Brett Vesely]

It did sound like it was revving.

[Brady Bogan]

It's alive.

[Brett Vesely]

It is Christine.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Next one's a guy doing the.

[Brady Bogan]

That bike was on its side and got up on its own and turned around.

[John Holmberg]

I told you, it's Christine.

[Brady Bogan]

That bike is a lot five. Wow. All right, go ahead.

[Brett Vesely]

Acrobats ending pretty quick.

[Brady Bogan]

Always doing backflip three. Oh. Into the back of a truck. You. You don't do that.

[John Holmberg]

What a jerk.

[Brady Bogan]

Backflip. What a jerk is not the headline. Yeah, it is. Look at him. What a jerk is the absolute opposite of what you should feel about.

[Brett Vesely]

You're either a jerk or a.

[Brady Bogan]

What a jerk. That was what Homer Simpson would have said, what a jerk. Boy.

[Brett Vesely]

Last one's military parachuting. Drill that they're doing that to.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

Goes wrong for one paratrooper.

[Brady Bogan]

He's in the air. Coming to. Coming in hot.

[Brett Vesely]

Helicopter drop.

[Brady Bogan]

He's coming in hot. There's four. The first guy looks good. Second guy looks good. Third guy's shaky. Fourth guy's good. Fifth guy. Here's a guy. Just a cigarette going a thousand miles an hour. Oh, it never really opened, did it? Oh, my. Oh, my. And the other guys have another 10 seconds to just really.

[John Holmberg]

They're going.

[Brett Vesely]

The guy runs over there to the dude.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what happened right before? He had Janis Joplin on, and he just. He didn't even open his chute. Why would you. Oh, they're running over to him.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

We're gonna take a look at the carnage.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he's in the. He's. He made a big dent on the planet. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Mud angel.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice. He's in there a good couple feet. All right, thanks, man. Brett. All right. What a jerk.

[John Holmberg]

We'll start off here.

[Brady Bogan]

That got me some Asian doing backflips in the Home Depot parking lot. Hits his head. And Brett called him a jerk.

[Brett Vesely]

He was.

[Brady Bogan]

What a jerk.

[John Holmberg]

All right, this is just telling you.

[Brady Bogan]

To always back up before you hit play. And you and I are the only ones that'll appreciate this. I was watching porn over the break, okay? And they've taken the girl stuck in the dryer to another level. So stepsister goes in and puts her head in the dryer, and I'm like, oh, this old chestnut.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

And I'm like, all right. And the guy starts pushing her instead of pulling her, and then she goes all the way in, and it's another dimension. It sucked her into another porn world where being stuck in the dryer meant, like, the greatest thing ever. I was like, oh, you gotta send me that link. What a creative twist I did not expect in Girls Stuck in the Dryer. The stepbrother tried to put his finger in her bottom. And then she goes, stop. Just pulling. And he goes. He shoves her. And she goes and goes like Mike. TV shoots into the dryer. And then she's standing in this room going, what is it? And this guy, like, this wizard comes like, you're in a new dimension of pornography. What? And then they just took her.

[John Holmberg]

Like, I gotta see this.

[Brady Bogan]

Awesome.

[John Holmberg]

What's the search we gotta go through?

[Brady Bogan]

I. I was stumbled. I was fumbling and stumbling and found one. Chris Berman. My to that one. Oh. Stuck in a drive. Seen this before what's going to happen?

[John Holmberg]

All right, this one basically reminds you always back up your iPhone to the.

[Brady Bogan]

Cloud because she's going into a porton for her iPhone. Oh, she's deep. Oh, she's an elbow deep in a porton.

[John Holmberg]

Or pay your insurance and don't worry about it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, God.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Never reach into a Porta John toilet.

[Dick Toledo]

She's got backup underwear.

[Brett Vesely]

A year.

[John Holmberg]

You can lose your insurance. You can just get a new phone.

[Brady Bogan]

You can lose your baby in that. And just know that you're equipped to make another. It's gone. Yeah. Nothing. I love nothing. Enough to reach in the good thing. Like, if a dog fell in, they can swim around. They'll figure it out. I'm not reaching in and getting them.

[John Holmberg]

Just hope you don't lose your iPhone in Janice Joplin.

[Brady Bogan]

And now here's the other. I would reach in for an iPhone to report. I would. You know what I would do? Somebody would say, okay, John, you can smell Janis Joplin's panties. Or dig around in this Porta John that we haven't cleaned for four months on a construction site. There's something good in the bottom. We don't know what a treasure. And until you get. And I would dig in that Porta John for months before I'd ever smell Janis Joplin's painting for months. It could come up like. It could come up like one of those claw machines at the Village Inn. It could be a cruddy prize. It's still. I got my prize, and it's better than what I was gonna do.

[John Holmberg]

Here's some tactical black moves for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, where are we? Some crappy country meat market or wet market or something? There's a fight going on. A lot of tiny Asians. Like Indonesia. Oh, they're fighting on a second floor with no balconies. There's this guy hits his face on the top bar of the only balcony that existed on this walkway. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

One drops.

[Brady Bogan]

And to a. To a Taiwanese man, that 10 foot drop is a thousand feet because they're so small. That was a dull thud. He only fell 10ft, but it killed him.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. It was straight, face down. And then this guy right in a bar with his face.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You know why that turned into a gang fight? Because you can't tell who you're mad at. You just swing at everybody in case you're getting to the right guy.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll just call this one no Legs. No problem.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Having sex with no legs. And he's on top.

[John Holmberg]

He's going to town.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that a fella under him?

[Brett Vesely]

It is.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you sure?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you sure? Wow. He has no legs from the ass cheeks down, like he's getting it done.

[John Holmberg]

No, I think that's a girl.

[Brady Bogan]

A girl.

[Dick Toledo]

You're just amazing. Steady pace.

[Brady Bogan]

He is in a.

[John Holmberg]

He's got some coarse. He's got some core strength.

[Brady Bogan]

That's an upper body plank. He's got his core and you get tired in the middle leg Haver. This dude's lower end is hovering.

[John Holmberg]

And this one we'll just have.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like a bee stinging a lady. That's what it looks like.

[John Holmberg]

They found a video of you in the future.

[Brady Bogan]

Me? Yes. Okay, future John. That's an old man masturbating to a very old woman. Oh, my God. Why is that the future? Look at the abs on that 90 year old corpse. That's you. It is me.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that Chuck?

[Brady Bogan]

What the.

[Brett Vesely]

What the.

[Brady Bogan]

This dude.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Is this Dave Ellison? What am I looking at?

[Dick Toledo]

This is your other porn dimension.

[Brady Bogan]

There's two girls. Yeah. I don't want to go to that dude dimension. It's a. They're zooming. Masturbating towards each other. What's happening? That isn't me. That dude's got good abs for a hundred. I mean, he's alive, so I guess all his muscles are working. That makes it good. But can I see that again? Sure. Oh, no. I want to see what she's doing. I was focused in on the dude. It's a split screen.

[Brett Vesely]

Our old boss.

[Brady Bogan]

It does look like our teague. And it might be. It's a split screen and he's in the middle of it while she's setting up. What is. Oh, that's his oxygen tube.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man. Hey, look, his prostate's pretty healthy. The old man said something terrible. Oh, did she just give birth? What's going on over there? Oh, thank you. Thank you. I didn't catch any of the words. Thank you.

[Dick Toledo]

Come again.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd rather be the videographer and editor of that. No. Than Janis Joplin's Panic.

[John Holmberg]

We'll save that one.

[Brady Bogan]

And also, janitor, I'd like to clean up. And I don't have any Clorox wipes. I gotta use my shirt and my hands. I'll just mop up that guy's floor. Thank you. Wax on, wax off. Takes on a whole new meeting when Miyagi's doing that. Wow. Thanks, Brett. Good job. Well, there you go, everybody. Those videos and stories Are all part of your Brady report. It's 98 KUPD.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Dick Toledo]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He thinks sitting right here.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. It is time now. You guys ready? Everything's good or ready to go?

[John Holmberg]

Sure, why not?

[Brady Bogan]

A couple Tommy Emanuels on my hands here. Really putting out the effort, boys. Putting in the 12 hours a day. It's time now for the hot releases. All the stuff that comes out this week in music, movies, and more. And it's brought to you by our [e-mail] I've been telling you about this deal that they've got just for knowing my name. You put Holmberg in the promo code. Still, it's had such a great response with the proactive stuff. Not proactive for your skin. Being proactive is $1,000 off if you decide to put my name in there just to kick it all off. You get a thousand dollars off whatever your price is going to be for whatever your needs are right off the bat that when you go to new acunit.com, use my name and the promo code, and you're already saving $1,000. You were going to save thousands on top of it all anyway. It's not. What? Unreasonable to think that we're about 60 days away from your air kicking back on march. Stop. I know. Brutal, right? 60, 68 days. You might have that first 90 degree day in the middle of March and you're like, I'm going to kill the air. If your air conditioner is not ready to go, neither are you for the rest of this year. New ac unit.com. save thousands, save time. Buy online. New ac unit.com. who would like to go first today? Brett.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start off here with new music from stick to your guns. This is keep planting flowers Now a lot. Some of the stuff like later on is just one off releases on YouTube right now because the albums aren't coming out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So this is stick to your guns. Keep planting flowers.

[Brady Bogan]

What kind of band is stick to your gun? Oh, this.

[Brett Vesely]

This first time for me.

[Brady Bogan]

He keeps it up, it's not gonna be your last. Is he really matching the tone of the music or is it just my imagination?

[John Holmberg]

Different songs.

[Brady Bogan]

He might be over the top for what they're playing. Riley, you're coming a little hot on this one maybe pull back a touch on the screen. Hey, we worked real hard on the music. Would you. Would you quit ruining it? We thought we had a nice little riff going and kind of a cool vibe here. And you're pulling a Sam Kinison on top of it. I am curious though, if they ever make it catchy. That's their ballad. Yeah, that dude is ruining it.

[John Holmberg]

That's their 18 in life.

[Brady Bogan]

Dude. Dude ruined what actually had kind of a nice little tone to it.

[John Holmberg]

Tremonti, Mark Tremani from Creed and everything else. He put out his solo album and this is the End will show us how. And his solo stuff's pretty good.

[Brady Bogan]

This guy writes hits. Yeah, I like his stuff. I always forget about Tremone. That's guilty of not thinking of him, but I'm never disappointed. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, look at all the stuff from Creed. Ultra Bridge, it's.

[Brady Bogan]

Ultra Bridge is fantastic. And mainly his parts. Like, I love what he does and.

[John Holmberg]

You heard him singing the. The Crooners and all that kind of stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that too. He did that whole album of standards. Yeah. I always wonder how that works in bands when the singer basically goes, these are mine. And you know, they'd be huge hits for Alter Bridge. Yeah, it's almost.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, it's like the. The new Scott Sta song is great. Yeah, that Black Butterfly man.

[Brady Bogan]

Why don't you give it to the other guys?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Cuz you want it all. I find that odd when you've got. You've worked so hard with a band, you're like, I wrote these for just me. But they sound just like our songs. I mean, we could all nail. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Franz Ferdinand. They're back again.

[Brady Bogan]

This is called Hooked Forever associated with Madden football. And they're 50. 50.

[John Holmberg]

Also, I like the songs I hear from them, but I would never buy an album.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. I've never listened to what you don't hear when you. It's terrible. Oh, really? The cool stuff's cool. The terrible stuff's terrible. Everybody here. This is very Queens and stomach. It's not bad. Kind of Bowieish.

[John Holmberg]

Ringo stars putting the country album out.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no. Ringo is too old to do time.

[John Holmberg]

On my hands Love and peace have.

[Brady Bogan]

A true love Everything was fine. He's like 90. His voice never changed. But now she's found a new love.

[John Holmberg]

But there was a reason why Paul and John.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't let him say. I've written a couple of others. Boys like that. Why don't you just take that out on your solo career? Ringer I thought I'd bring it to the band.

[Brett Vesely]

Eric Clapton got his girlfriend too. It sounds like in this.

[Brady Bogan]

No, kid Clapton just bang all the beers Beatles wise.

[John Holmberg]

So that's, that's what you're gonna. Hey, if Beyonce could do country, so can Ringo.

[Brady Bogan]

He's capitalizing. Beyonce not only did country, she made it good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Although I did watch over the.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you watch the halftime.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the halftime show, which to me was just a Diddy party that she was like, it was all white. It looked like one of those white parties that Diddy has. I'm like, this is a true tribute. She's getting her husband off. That's good. That's my prediction for 2025. I didn't mean to finish. Didn't mean to finish that. She's not the only one that's coming out this year. Diddy and Jay Z were diddying. You don't want to believe it because you don't like there was a lot of ass play going on.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I know. No, what I'm saying is I don't know if it'll come out this year.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's coming out. That one's good. We're like, we're leaking that this year. That's. That's going to be the biggest reveal because the rest of it's criminal. And I don't think they want to pull that sweater yarn because so much falls. So I think they're sacrificing the j. JZ empire. He's already got a billion dollars, so it's going to be one of those deals like, dude, sorry, he sold title. You're taking this arrow to save the rest of the music industry. That. And, and Hollywood and entertainment. We're just going to have to tell.

[John Holmberg]

You need a big name.

[Brady Bogan]

And. And then he'll be like, man, how can you do this to me? He's like, well, you shouldn't have been, you know, having butt sex with P. Diddy in those parties. I guess we have to do something. They got to take him down. Somebody big has to fall for everybody to go, oh, that's it. And then kind of take our eye off the rest of it. Because if Jay Z drops, that's a billionaire. Yeah, that's a. And that's, you know, Beyonce. That's the queen bee's hubby there. He's gonna. I have a feeling he's gonna be the one they pin all this mess on. And then Diddy goes away to jail. And Jay Z, yeah, he's getting pinned already.

[Brett Vesely]

It's Blue Ivy's birthday today.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy birthday, Blue Ivy. Unfortunately, you look a lot like your father.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Queen of the Fastbacks. Taylor Swift is out with a new song, Sanctuary.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that the name of the album?

[John Holmberg]

Queen of the Fastbacks?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And again, people think I hate her. She's very good at what she does. It's just boring. I don't see it so monumentally memorable and great. And I know it's generational, but I just don't see her as amazing. It's a fast pack. She's good. She's Kylie Minot. She's good. She's not ugly. She's pretty, but she's not spectacular at anything. That's fine for what it is. I don't understand the big, you know, greatest artist of all time stuff, all right?

[John Holmberg]

It's giving some. Some horrors here. This is Tate McRae.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No, this girl, she carries two pairs of panties.

[Brady Bogan]

Three. Three. This is two hands, man. Two hands. All right? Tate McCray just wants everyone to notice her. She'll do anything for attention. Hey, hey, watch your mouth. Watch your mouth there. She's guzzling milk. That's kind of hot. Pretty soon she's gonna be in nothing. Here comes.

[Dick Toledo]

Take advantage of what you can.

[Brady Bogan]

Here comes. Scoot it up, Brett. Let's get her in her panties because it's Gary. Guaranteed using too many clothes for this one. Yeah, I'm done. The only reason. The only reason you're famous, Tate McRae, is because you were willing to show us everything at first.

[John Holmberg]

Let's go for one extreme to the other. There's the darkness.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that Justin?

[John Holmberg]

I think so.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my.

[John Holmberg]

This is. I hate myself.

[Brady Bogan]

That's like Paul Stanley AI version of a 80s rock star. I could sing high so high with a darkness that goes. The best thing that ever happened to anyone.

[John Holmberg]

He's really into this song.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Poking his little mores.

[Brady Bogan]

Do the high notes. You know, I hated their first song. And since then, I've started to like him quite a bit as a person. He does that podcast and I'll catch little clips. And then his music got better because I liked him. Yeah. But I still hate that. I believe it as a go off. Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.

[John Holmberg]

All right. And that'll bring us to the first episode of N Word or f word for 2025.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

The game that is sweeping the nation.

[Brady Bogan]

This is Glorilla. All right.

[John Holmberg]

Tgif. I don't remember who won last.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm pretty sure Toledo was the winner of last Year. So we'll keep track of it. Yeah, we should. Yeah, we should have handle on that. All right, Glorilla.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm gonna go TGI Gonna go N word. But it's more of a sexual partner. N word.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Variation we haven't had before.

[Brady Bogan]

That's new. I don't even know how to do that. Yeah. And I'm pretty proficient. I'm a wordsmith when it comes to these things. And I'm not real sure what you mean, but if I hear it, I'll know. You'll know. That's kind of where it's like pornography. When this. The. When the Supreme Court said. When you see it, you'll know. Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll go angry. N word.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. It's TGIF there's an F in the title. I can't imagine that's actually Friday. All right, I'm going F word.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Brady Bogan]

It's 7pm Friday. It's 95 degrees. I ain't got no. And no. It was kind of right. Well, here's the.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the lyrics here. I'll pull the liquor out. Or the.

[Brady Bogan]

The I said lyric. That was close to terror. It was.

[John Holmberg]

It was at 7pm Friday. Yep. It's 95 degrees. Who.

[Brady Bogan]

I ain't got no beep and no.

[John Holmberg]

End ain't got me.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that was. I think Toledo might have nailed that. This is a sexual rendezvous with a slur.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not studying outside of the show.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not sure. Maybe. Hey, look, nobody said that was against the rules. I agree.

[Brett Vesely]

Tell you, it's good research.

[Brady Bogan]

That's some amazing reading the room artwork to basically make that terrible, terrible word romantic. Look at the chorus. No, I think it makes me worse. I think it makes me a worse person. Oh, my God. That's turned up. Yeah, it is. I believe that's the definition of turnt up.

[John Holmberg]

All right, so Toledo.

[Brady Bogan]

Is Phoenix turned up in this? All right. Nice job, Toledo. I don't. You know what? I was right.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I didn't.

[Brady Bogan]

It was right, and I didn't believe it was possible. Yeah. They made it a love. Nice love word. Yeah. How about that? Whoa.

[John Holmberg]

Nice pause.

[Brett Vesely]

Does she reference Friday at all in the lyrics?

[Brady Bogan]

Is the fish. We have no reason to dive any deeper. Making Brett swear accidentally. It's not a good. All right, you're next. Go ahead.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, so out for games right now. There. There isn't anything coming out in the first half of January. Some of it's coming out later, but there is a big announcement for 2025, according to the video game website that I follow is going to be a very busy time to stay on top of your backlog of your games because there's some big releases this year with GTA 6 due to be arriving. The ninja switch to. There's no dates yet, but it's supposedly going to be happening in 2025. PS5 Pro has enhanced games that are coming exclusively for the PS5 Pro as well as Xbox series X games that are going to be just for that platform. So plenty to keep track of as we, as we get going into the year. But for streaming, we've got all the new shows are coming out because it's the winter season and now that football's over, everybody's giving you something to watch. Aside from, from football. Yeah, for me it's over.

[Brady Bogan]

Not over for everybody, it's over for Brady, it's over. It's over for you guys.

[Dick Toledo]

It's over for you too.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you this. Steelers are going to beat the Ravens. Happy birthday, Lamar Jackson.

[Dick Toledo]

Nice.

[Brady Bogan]

They're going to beat the Ravens.

[Dick Toledo]

Crush that mvp.

[Brady Bogan]

They're going to beat the Ravens.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, so Noah Wiley is back.

[Brady Bogan]

In another trust going down and then the Steelers are going to get bounced out of the playoffs because they're not good enough, but they're going to beat the Ravens. The worst nightmare for the Ravens to have that team coming in on a four game losing streak. Oh, they're going to win this game.

[Dick Toledo]

And it's the third matchup so they've.

[Brady Bogan]

Got, they're going to win the game.

[Dick Toledo]

So Noah Wy is back with another medical drama on HBO Max. It's called the Pit. It's based in Pittsburgh. So this is for you, John. Well, I don't know why, but I.

[Brady Bogan]

Don'T really care about their hospitals so much. I'm not such a huge fan of their medical medical community. Although it is big.

[Dick Toledo]

It says.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Yin's get ready for an ER reunion in Pittsburgh. John Wells, longtime showrunner. The hit medical drama is teaming up with no Wiley for a new series following healthcare workers at a Pittsburgh hospital.

[Brady Bogan]

Never one of your patients. Makes two of us, my friend. So it's inaccurate. Unless every single patient comes in bleeding from the neck wearing a Steelers jersey or Steeler pajama pants. Always working the shift, by the way. I don't like it already.

[Dick Toledo]

Nobody can get injured in Pirate Scared.

[Brady Bogan]

They just showed the entire ER waiting room and nobody's in Steelers sweats or anything. It's, it's inaccurate. You can't get to a. You can't go through one building in Pittsburgh without somebody in some sort of terry cloth Steelers.

[Dick Toledo]

Granted, most of the time I spent there was on game days, so.

[Brady Bogan]

But there is a lot all year long. There's something black and gold in front of you at all times in Pittsburgh.

[Dick Toledo]

I think first when you cross the Ohio border right there.

[Brady Bogan]

It doesn't matter.

[Dick Toledo]

In Pittsburgh, property is. Is blue and gold.

[Brady Bogan]

Black and gold, black and gold. This guy. Don't act like you're part of it. You're not. Get out. Take your Seattle nonsense and go somewhere else.

[Dick Toledo]

Alan Cummings is back with a game show on Peacock. It's called the Traitors.

[Brady Bogan]

Where the faithful reside. There goes win a quarter of a million dollars. But hidden amongst them, three traitors. Exciting, isn't it, man? He is embraced gay. Did you see that? You will need the strength of a lion and the stealth of a fox. Oh, man. Fox. You might know me from the Bachelor.

[John Holmberg]

I am from Survivor.

[Brady Bogan]

Big brother Allstar. That's that ari Lion D Jr guy. I used to race with him over. Right now I would be. I'll say. I was on the track at the same time he was. I was not racing.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, he's talking about skills earlier.

[Brady Bogan]

He's.

[Dick Toledo]

He was born with skills.

[Brady Bogan]

So these are just more reality celebrities trying to mix, man. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

American Primeval is out on Netflix.

[Brady Bogan]

Netflix.

[Dick Toledo]

Macho director Peter Berg brings his macho sensibility to the wild west with the incredibly macho American Primeval. A western showcasing how dismal the old American west was.

[Brady Bogan]

That was horrible.

[Dick Toledo]

I had to find. There's a bunch of dirty clip or trailers.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

So I had to find the clean.

[Brady Bogan]

One in this territory.

[Brett Vesely]

Apparently.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a very show.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Brigham Young trying to make his kingdom prison trust stomp it out.

[Dick Toledo]

It involves native Americans, prospectors, the Mormons.

[Brady Bogan]

Great.

[Dick Toledo]

And even some naughty children all trying to get their piece of the pie.

[Brady Bogan]

This is what my dad.

[Brett Vesely]

1983 was like.

[Brady Bogan]

This was it. Deadwood was the first one that really showed you that civilization. I mean, there were people who believed that cussing really didn't start happening until the 40s.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, and the. The thing about the 1883. And this is the. So many people didn't even know English traveling west.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Because they were the Dutch.

[Brett Vesely]

You had the. You know, and they're trying to communicate amongst each other.

[Dick Toledo]

The last line of this blurb says expect shootings, stabbings and scalpings. Sometimes all at once.

[Brady Bogan]

Red Dead Redemption. It's Red Dead Redemption show. I'm in.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Also, if you missed it last night, WWE Raw debut debuted on Netflix. Apparently, John Cena was part of it. It's part of his going away tours. Is that also on Netflix? Don't have a trailer for it. Jerry Springer fights Camera Action. The Netflix documentary is out as well as I am a Killer Season 6 on Netflix.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna watch that Springer thing.

[Brett Vesely]

I read a little bit about the Springer thing. That producer talked to, talking about the documentary, how he left one day because he was in charge of casting.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And the pressure and the story he told. He recruited a father and a daughter that had a sexual relationship.

[Brady Bogan]

Go on.

[Brett Vesely]

And he goes to go get the.

[Brady Bogan]

Father and daughter, opens the door, and they're doing it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Left.

[Brett Vesely]

He's like, I'm done. Done with this.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds like a partner video.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the. Remember the movie they made? Ringmaster? The Jerry Springer movie? Oh, yeah. That he was in with Jamie Preston. Wesley, man, I don't. And I've seen it. But Jerry Springer got to do a backstage bang scene. It's weird. It's hard to watch because it's the real Jerry Springer and he's in a dressing room with some lady doing it. One of his guests.

[Dick Toledo]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Jerry Springer was a pig. Oh, yeah. He was the mayor of Cincinnati and got caught, what, writing checks to hookers, Right?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Dick Toledo]

Also out on hbo.

[Brett Vesely]

Max. I think he ran, or maybe he.

[John Holmberg]

Was, or I don't know if he.

[Brady Bogan]

Won, but he was political in the Cincinnati area. Yeah. Smartest man in Cincinnati, though, still, because the IQ is average about 4.

[Dick Toledo]

Out on HBO. Max. Former footballer turned actor Vinnie Jones has his show Vinnie Jones in the country.

[Brady Bogan]

This is that British lunatic walking through a flower field.

[Brett Vesely]

Juggernaut.

[Dick Toledo]

He takes on 2,000 acres of West Sussex countryside as a host of over, over ambitious farmyard build projects. Over a hectic summer, Vinnie's gang bicker, banter and Bond revealing a side of his character never seen before.

[Brady Bogan]

They're trying to stop progress.

[Dick Toledo]

I think it's like a fixer upper for. For the Brits.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's all on trouble and stuff. All right. I don't want to watch Vinnie Jones being sad.

[Brett Vesely]

Vinny's house.

[Dick Toledo]

You want to see him?

[Brady Bogan]

I want to see him throw his head through a door.

[Dick Toledo]

Out on Disney and Hulu is goosebumps. The vanishing David Schwimmer is in.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope, I'm out. Next.

[Dick Toledo]

Next. That's it for you.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Care for Schwimmer. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

On Fox is the debut of Doc A new drama, another medical drama. This doctor has low grade amnesia.

[Brady Bogan]

This is the worst concept for a thing ever. She's. She gets in a car wreck and loses her memory of her family and everything else, but she remains an amazing doctor like you would trust.

[Brett Vesely]

Does she decide to go to medical school?

[Dick Toledo]

No, she just remembers it already.

[Brady Bogan]

A doctor can't remember her family, and she's bad at basics, but she knows doctoring.

[Dick Toledo]

For eight years, she lost her memory.

[Brady Bogan]

She has no recollection of the last eight years. But we're gonna still let her be a doctor just in case. What are the odds I get my memories back if the brain. Nobody knows we're doctors. No one's ever studied the brain. Babe, what's wrong? We're not together anymore. We got divorced. What? She looks at me like she used to, you know, before everything happened. I always like amnesia movies because the person understands they have amnesia and it's confusing for them and stuff, but when they bring the daughter out that the last time they saw him was three.

[Dick Toledo]

Another 12 I'm sorry is my only amnesia.

[Brady Bogan]

They probably would shake. Yeah, I know. I'm with you. But they probably shake their head. Well, they do it a lot on those medical. Medical dramas and stuff. But then they're always shocked to see their kids 12, even though they just had it explained to them that you missed the last eight years. And I know that would be a lot.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

But then they always do that shot of them looking like, what? Like they just told you what happened. You're smart enough to expect that if you can still know you have amnesia and then you don't recognize anybody. But, like, if your doctor said, I'm sorry, I got hit in the head pretty hard, and I don't remember a lot of the 90s, but I'd like to operate on you, you'd be like, give me another person. This is ridiculous. No.

[Dick Toledo]

So I'm still gonna be in a.

[Brady Bogan]

Doctor, but I can't remember, like, middle names or how nervous.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, me too.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't have trailers, actually.

[Brady Bogan]

I slept in a Holiday Inn Express. I get it. Get the amnesia. Get the mentally retarded one. That's the good doctor. He's gone. Anybody comes in with that kind of disease, and he's, like, ticking and stuff, I'm like, you're not doing the gallbladder. I'm getting someone else for this.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't have trailers for these, but HBO is apparently snatching up a bunch of podcasters as well, and a lot of them are our famous guys. Cleats and Combos with Debo Samuel that is now airing on HBO Max, along with the Steam Room with EJ and Chuck from NBA on tnt.

[Brady Bogan]

That's Charles and Ernie.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they're doing a podcast there as well.

[Brady Bogan]

And they do it in a steam room. Chuck, what do you think of that? Ernie? This is hot in here. You're sweating. This is crazy. I don't know why we're doing this. Let's talk NBA basketball.

[Dick Toledo]

Why is somebody filming this?

[Brady Bogan]

Chuck, Where's Kenny the jet? Didn't want to get in here with a hot old man, man. I don't either. I don't know how they pay. How much do I get paid for this? That's crazy.

[Dick Toledo]

And then another football one they have is the Edge with Micah Parsons. And the last thing I have is if you missed the Brutalist. And you're wondering why it won all the Golden Globe awards. It's out in theaters today.

[Brady Bogan]

I've never heard of it. Oh, that's why. Because it wasn't even out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I don't know why, but I'm now going to watch Ernie and Chuck in a steam.

[Dick Toledo]

I will watch that one.

[Brady Bogan]

Welcome to the Steam Room. I'm Ernie Johnson along with Chuck Barkley. Charles, what do you think of the heat? Too much. We'll be right back.

[Brett Vesely]

You're Shaq. Can you steam it?

[Brady Bogan]

They're just peeking in the window. Look at when they're sweating. That's stupid. Get out of his sack. He got your own show. I get in that room with you, Ernie's gonna melt.

[Brett Vesely]

He's throwing gold Bond.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you need a lot more of this. Get some powder on that ass, Chuck.

[Dick Toledo]

Chuck's takedown of JJ Redick over the holidays.

[Brady Bogan]

Phenomenal. Pretty awesome. Yeah, that was pretty great. There is a guy, and I don't know his name. I'd have to look who's doing impressions of all four guys. And they're decent. Pretty good impressions of the inside the NBA team on. But they're doing historic figures. No, no, no. Like, moments in history. Like tonight, it's black and white. Tonight we take a look at what has just happened. Archduke Ferdinand has been shot. Chuckster, what do you think of that? I always thought that that guy deserved. And he goes through like if those four broke down as it's happening now. This breaking news just in. It happened in Vienna, I think. I'm not sure. Kenny. Kenny's just throwing it to those three idiots. And they make comments on 9 11. And he's. It's very Good. I gotta find his name. That guy's. He deserves the credit. The impressions are good enough, but the concept is right. He does a bunch of that annoying Bill Simmons podcast stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

About like, who's a better shooter, Bob Koozie or Lee Harvey Oswald, as they just find out about the Kenny assassination. I don't know, because Koozie shot 40% from like. Yeah, Oswald was three for three. Anyway, there you go, everybody. Those are your hot releases. Brought to you by new ac unit.com.

[Dick Toledo]

It'S not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. There you go. That one's holding up for a long, long time. Alien ant farm. Nice job. We'll keep those guys in some high cotton for a little while with their song. It really is 25 years old and it's the only one we got of them. And it hangs on. It stays. I told you about this yesterday and I'm wanting to do it again. Is this paper in here? We've got our. Our. Our Homeburg Bound is out. It's coming out this week. You can start getting it over at Four Peaks on Thursday, I believe. So it's Uno Wednesday. Is it Wednesday? 8th or 9th? Wednesday, Wednesday, tomorrow. That's right, it is the 8th. So you get that over there. Four Peak's going to do the homework Bound this year. And once again, so we ran a little late. Normally we would do it around the time of our comedy show, but it was running a little behind. But that's fine. We can just totally isolate on it now. You can start ordering your. Your six packs, get your pre orders ready to go, I believe, starting tomorrow. And then you can pick them up on the 28th when we go down there to Four Peaks and do the party over in Tempe and get together as we do, have our little bar parties, hang out together a couple times a year. And it's not just to say hi and be buddies with each other, which is the nice thing. It is to help the Humane Society, which, by the way, had a horrible New Year's week, and they always do. That's. That's not new. New Year's is the roughest time in the world for shelters, and it doesn't get better. First off, the jackasses with the fireworks that I talked about yesterday, that Cause a massive influx of missing and lost dogs. Owners try to find them, do whatever they can, but they get an influx. The pound does, the Humane Society does. Shelters do. Because dogs run away when they hear loud sounds. Then the other issue that nobody talks about that is a big problem with the animal kingdom is the, hey, I bought my kids a pet, and we didn't realize it was work. Got them a little Christmas present, and then the novelty wears off about January 20, where the kid isn't cleaning up the poop. They didn't realize you got to train puppies, you got to train dogs, and then they just take them back like they're a sweater that they didn't want anymore. And now you got that going on.

[John Holmberg]

It was big during COVID a lot of people got dogs, and then all of a sudden, well, I gotta go back to work.

[Brady Bogan]

So they emptied the shelters a couple times during COVID There was a time where the Humane Society took a picture and said, every cage is empty. And that was up at the. When they used to have the Sunny Slope location. Like, oh, this is amazing. And then people are going to. You're right. I didn't realize it was going to be an effort.

[John Holmberg]

I have to feed this thing and pay attention to it.

[Brady Bogan]

And the worst part is, and get into my kitchen here is breeders. People buy from breeders, and you know who they leave them with. A lot of times the breeders hate this, and I don't. I'm not a big fan of breeders anyway, anyway. But then they take it over the Humane Society and say, we changed our minds. And it's like, wait a second. You went bougie and you didn't stay with it. There's a ton of rescue dogs, and you just added another one to the pile because you're, you know, you didn't realize the responsibility. So we try to help the humane side as often as possible because humanity won't. The people who just are irresponsible with pets. And it's rough. It's a rough one. Pardon the pun. So we love to help the Humane Society, and what better way to do it than to pile on some beer? Some delicious beer. This is the best beer. We make this the Homburg Bound. To me, I love Cha Ching Chavez for summer brew, but I look forward to Homeburg Bound. It's like a meal. It's the chunky soup of beer. It is a full meal. It's so good. And it's ready to go. Starting on the. Well, it's starting tomorrow. You can order, and then you can go over there and get it on tap starting this week. But you can get your bottles and your commemorative stuff off if you order it. And then head out with us on the 28th. First 98 people will get themselves the commemorative glass once again with the new design on the front. So it's pretty cool. If you've been collecting all those glasses, you're gonna have a full set at this point. We got you loaded up, so we thank you in advance and get ready for it because we're very excited about that once again. And the Humane Society needs your help on top of all this, the beer parties and the things like that, if you can. You know what they want, like money and volunteers and they put out their, you know, their social media stuff like, we need food, we need this. Loster home does the same thing. I'm all for helping any charity that's that's into it right now because, boy, the holidays don't do any favors to the dog and cat and the furry thing community. None. If you got your stupid kid the pet for Christmas, you're responsible for that. If you were expecting your kid to suddenly become, you know, nurturing and loving and do all that, spending all that time, yeah. You are as responsible as the kid's if the kid's not cleaning up after it. Dropping it off and making it someone else's problem is not good. So don't you take over the responsibility if you don't want that. If you were relying on your 8 year old to be so responsible that you were gonna leave 100% of the work up to them, you shouldn't have gotten it a dog or a cat, end of story. So I love you, man. Society, they do such great work and man, oh man, looking at a couple of their stories is rough couple weeks. Those fireworks do nobody any favors at all with those. You don't even see the aftermath of that. It is not good. So we're going to do our our best to help them out by drinking and goofing off, because that's what we do best. So we'll see you guys at four. Feast, the 28th. Ordered up tomorrow, we got ourselves some hot releases coming your way. Next it's 98. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness can't do that. You're gonna sing that out loud? I'm whatever. Brett just found some AI songs. Well, no, the Internet found them for you and sent them your way. I think it's because we play N word or F word. And then it started to do these 70s soul and 60s soul songs and 80s too.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Of AI performers like Quarter Brown and the Dollar Thrills.

[John Holmberg]

I can't wait to hear this one. It mother effort. I'm broke is the name of that song.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And it's on itunes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

The best one was I'm calling in.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm calling in sick of your ass.

[John Holmberg]

Great.

[Brady Bogan]

AI wrote this. Like you can't. It doesn't. My head still doesn't wrap around the idea that no one's behind that.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

That no one is like writing that. It was brilliant. Brilliant. I'm calling in. I'm calling in. Sick of your is just a great phrase. And I know it's a T shirt and stuff, but this song is phenomenal. It's like.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that the name of the artist?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, almost. Vinyl, Spotify, Apple Music, whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's all AI.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what it says. I don't know. I've just. Man, I'm just learning about it.

[Brady Bogan]

Phenomenal.

[Dick Toledo]

Putting it on Apple Music right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Phenomenal. Anyway, it's time now for this day.

[John Holmberg]

We'll try again tomorrow. We should end the show with that one.

[Brady Bogan]

F this day, we'll try again tomorrow should be our closer every day. Give it a peek and see if it's worth it.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Don't pop me up.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not putting up. Anyway, you've been playing. I haven't heard that many curses in a long time, but it's been soulful, so I've enjoyed it. In the meantime, I'll let you know the entertainment drill is upon you and it's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. And if you want, I got to say thanks to Jay and Joy for taking us last night out to go see Tommy Emanuel and changing my life into realizing that I'm a lump of nothingness. And I'm surrounded by that with each of my friends, family members and everyone I've ever met. Tommy Emanuel, you ever seen him? John? You play guitar. You know him. You're going to sit in the room with me for a little while and we're going to learn you some stuff. It's phenomenal. So thanks to the gang up there for getting those tickets taking us out there. They had have a special they're running at React defense right now. 199 special. $199 special for two months. They're going to still run that for a little while longer to get the year started. For all you people who Want to get your year going properly and learn some good stuff, get in shape while you do it and just become that sheepdog you know lives inside you. Instead of being the sheep that you present to the world each and every day, reactdefense.com is the one that will teach you exactly what you need to know. And it is a brilliant way to get in shape. I know a lot of you are saying that. It's January. Here we go again again. Find a new path on how you're doing this. If this is the third or fourth straight year in a row you're like, I gotta get in shape. Stop it. 199 bucks for two months personal training. That's unbelievable. It's a hundred dollars a month. You're not getting that anywhere else. And react defense.com is the place you shall get it. So hop on there right now. Reactdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brett Vesely]

Zendaya and Tom Holland are engaged.

[Brady Bogan]

I saw that he's.

[Brett Vesely]

People notice the ring at the sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Because it's bigger than him. He's the same size as the guy that's going to be on their wedding cake. Whenever they stand next to each other, I get upset. That shouldn't happen. That's like when Dudley Moore dated Susan Anton back in the 80s. Just dudes under 58 shouldn't be allowed to have girlfriends.

[Brett Vesely]

He asked Zendaya's dad for permission months ago. But he's waiting for the right moment to propose. So he did it. Christian Christmas. People says the or they say the ring is five carats. It's a west east west cushion diamond button back ring made by Jessica McCormick.

[Brady Bogan]

Very sexy. Is it good? Is it cussy? Can't play it.

[John Holmberg]

I mean the chorus.

[Dick Toledo]

The chorus is three of the titles from their collection on Apple iTunes.

[Brady Bogan]

That's an effing ugly bass. Maybe F off. That's not my job. I'm back on my bs. I'm. I'm gonna be all over this. It's not. We can't play it. I can tell by your face it's not.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That.

[John Holmberg]

That it doesn't cuss right away. But be careful with the button.

[Brady Bogan]

So just. This is all AI. Have you. You ever had a day.

[John Holmberg]

It's like Siliconic.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. When nothing seem to go your way. You piss someone off. That's hot as hell. All the bills are due and it feels like it's been years but you're only halfway through and. Oh damn it. I knew it. And I knew I was going to get right on that. Damn it. I missed the bottom.

[John Holmberg]

Or I'll save it for wingless after the show.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll edit it. Yes, but it's called F. What is it?

[John Holmberg]

F this day. We'll try again tomorrow.

[Brady Bogan]

I think that's a great.

[John Holmberg]

That's a great closer.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a great closer.

[Brett Vesely]

There's a weird trend in movies that's been developing over the past 50 years. There's an uptick in characters talking about murder and killing even when the plot has nothing to do with the actual crime. Researchers from University of Maryland, University of Pennsylvania and the Ohio State university studied over 160,000 English language films from 1970 to 2020. They said the characters in non crime movies are talking more about killing and murdering today than they did 50 years ago.

[Brady Bogan]

And movies that don't have anything to do with that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they're just trying to relate to the audience. We talk about killing stuff all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

Ranker.com are doing voting and for the greatest boy bands of all time.

[Brady Bogan]

How far. How far back do you go?

[Brett Vesely]

Jackson's.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, that's number one. That was what I was going to go with number one. And then you got like temptations and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Got to be in that.

[Brady Bogan]

Are they boy bands?

[Brett Vesely]

Not considered boy bands. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Menudo.

[Brett Vesely]

Menudo not.

[Brady Bogan]

They got in sync. Has to be up there. Backstreet boys are number two. Probably.

[Brett Vesely]

Kids 1d d boys to men 1d.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't refer to it.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what they're called.

[Brett Vesely]

Jonas Bros. Stop it.

[Dick Toledo]

Are they Jonas Bro 1D.

[John Holmberg]

New edition.

[Brady Bogan]

New edition. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the wanted.

[Dick Toledo]

The Wanted.

[Brady Bogan]

The Wanted. That's a girl band.

[Dick Toledo]

Not familiar with.

[John Holmberg]

No, those guys. Oh, that. That's on Glad you came.

[Brady Bogan]

Excuse me.

[Brett Vesely]

Hanson all for one.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you play that at weddings?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Like the shotgun weddings. That should be the theme song for all shotgun weddings that you do. D.J. glad you came.

[Brett Vesely]

Your favorite boy zone.

[Brady Bogan]

I love boy.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, town right after o town.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Wasn't her uto or you Big bang or something.

[Brady Bogan]

What was the Abercrombie and Fitch guys. Yeah, I like my girls in Abercrombie and Fitch. That was such a terrible song. And the one dude's dead. The lead singer died like his. Like his liver exploded or something. Uf it was something like that. Yeah. Oh my God. They were.

[Brett Vesely]

Lady Gaga joins Janet and Michael Jackson become the third artist to have multiple number one hits in three decades on Billboard Hot 100. Her song with Bruno Mars, die with a smile, just reached the Top of.

[Brady Bogan]

The chart, but she's like 2009 and 2020. I guess that's. It's 16 years, but three decades. You were one year of the first one, so it's kind of misleading. You just kind of snuck in, which I get. Works.

[Brett Vesely]

But yeah, 2009, 2011.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's the new 2019. So right there, that's two decades. And it's. Oh, she's only been around for 10 years, but it's technically two decades. So it's when you sneak in.

[Brett Vesely]

That's it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you're done. All right.

[John Holmberg]

Lfo.

[Brady Bogan]

Lfo.

[John Holmberg]

Summer Girls was.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you have that?

[John Holmberg]

I can pull it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that was.

[John Holmberg]

Might get a commercial, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Interested in that. I just remember being in my friend Joe Ro's house and that song came on, and the guys on it were all, maybe it wasn't Joe's house. Where was I? But these dudes were all like little male models, but they were. Sorry, Brett. They were so guido. It was like Jersey Shore before we knew about it. Oh, the song was so annoying.

[Brett Vesely]

You're hot.

[Brady Bogan]

They were douchebags. Like, immediately that summer, New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.

[John Holmberg]

My broads were so stupid then.

[Brett Vesely]

They're outside of beers and clams.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but the ones who's like five, four, I don't know which one of them died. It's a sad story, but one of them's dead. I think it was the tiny one. I think he died of sadness from being five. Five wouldn't be easy. And then his smile was like. Somebody took white out to his.

[John Holmberg]

Glenn Danzig's son, Glenn Dansk.

[Brady Bogan]

This was a hit, as. You're right, girls in the 90s were D. Wasn't home alone. It's like an Adam Sandler song. It's terrible. Anyway, it is an SNL ski, but I'd still bang all three of them before I'd smell Janice Joplin's panties to make it full circle. Well, f this day, we'll try again tomorrow. That's enough of us. Larry's coming up next, and he's got all sorts of fun stuff for you guys, including information, more so than I even have about what's going on over at Four Peaks starting on tomorrow. And our website, 98K video dot com. That's it. We're done. Have your yourselves a glorious Tuesday, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this.