01-07-26 - Listener Did Research On John's Theory That Women Swell During Sex - In Setting This Year's Rock Wars Rules Brady Gets Salty When We Try And Help Him Get Some Wins Finally

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness — Arizona

Episode: Jan 7, 2026 - Listener Research, Swelling Debate, and Rock Wars Rules
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Main Theme:
This episode is a typical rollercoaster of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness," where the crew blends outrageous humor, listener engagement, raunchy observations, and a heated debate over the fairness of their ongoing "Rock Wars" contest. Two main themes dominate:

• A listener's research about the theory that women physically swell during sex, sparking classic HMS banter
• Contentious negotiation of the rules for this year's Rock Wars, with Brady getting increasingly "salty" as the panel discusses handicaps and fairness for him

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1. The Simpsons’ “Predictions” & Conspiracy Theories

[01:16–02:59]

• John opens reflecting humorously on the annual crop of alleged psychic predictions for the new year, including aliens and natural disasters.
• He highlights the cultural meme that “The Simpsons” have accurately predicted world events (Donald Trump’s presidency and even his possible death), but mocks taking this stuff too seriously:
  • “I don't think you can say the Simpsons predict stuff until after it happens… you can't look at it and go, oh my God.” — John [02:30]

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2. Satellites, Space Junk, and (Maybe) the Moon Landing

[03:00–04:47]

• John shares his deep-dive into Neil DeGrasse Tyson videos, amazed by the sheer amount of junk orbiting Earth:
  • “If you look at the picture of how Earth looks from space with all the satellites we've shot out there, it's just... littered, just trash everywhere. It's incredible.” — John [04:51]
• This prompts him to waver (comically) on believing the moon landing, joking that dodging debris is now a real problem — “The moon thing could end up being just a complete catastrophe if they've got to start dodging stuff.” [04:06]

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3. Listener’s Research on “Women Swelling During Sex”

[05:19–09:07]

• A listener’s email confirms John’s lighthearted theory: some women "do swell up, or appear to," during sex due to blood flow and water weight changes.
• The crew riffs on this: John admits his surprise but feels “vindicated” — “So to all you people that said my theory about women getting bigger during the porn sex, Go yourselves. I was right.” — John [08:31]
• Classic HMS raunch emerges: John jokes about only watching porn with “small women,” not “big lady porn,” finding the physical differences more pronounced. The conversation veers into body types, preferences, and personal gym anecdotes.

Notable Quote:

• “I like the little ones. And the little ones tend to start looking a little bigger. It makes sense.” — John [05:49]

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4. Gym “Pumping” and Stage Preparation

[07:14–08:52]

• The team compares sexual swelling to “getting swelled up” before events.
• They joke about guys pumping muscles before company arrives (John’s dad, musicians, etc.), noting how physiques visibly change:
  • “My dad used to do it—right before company came over, he'd do curls... and come out huge. Noticeably bigger.” — John [07:22]
  • “Bands always have stuff—they get Robert Trujillo. On stage, he's huge.” — John [08:26]

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5. Porn Conversation: Preferences, Selection, and Cleanliness

[09:07–13:13]

• The hosts get into a candid, comedic roundtable on porn preferences, what’s a turnoff (cellulite, blemishes, stains, non-manicured), and why, if anything is available instantly, you’d settle for less.
• John keeps up the relentless standards:
  • “Why would you watch a Walmart lady when you could watch something extraordinary?... No Circle K feet and bad lighting.” [09:09]
• Brady is the outlier, not deeply into porn, feeling “overwhelmed” and comparing it to a confusing video game
  • “I just don't know it well enough to—what am I looking for, you know?” — Brady [11:48]
  • “You gotta spend more time. It's like a video game to me.” — Brady [11:59]
• John encourages him to “expand the imagination,” likening it to never having seen Star Wars — “You gotta watch Star Wars!” [12:19]

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6. Porn Access, Technology, and Relationships

[13:14–17:07]

• They joke about VPN requirements on porn sites in Arizona, riffing on politicians’ roles in complicating access.
• Discussion turns to whether Brady’s wife, Ronnie, watches porn. Brady is unsure but doesn't care to ask much—John teases him for not being curious, nudging for more openness.
  • “Maybe she likes to watch it alone and not with you.” — John [15:50]
• The team also recalls an amusing VR porn experience during COVID broadcasting [16:24–17:01], with Brady admitting, “Unbelievable. So real. You can't just leap into space.” [16:36–16:51]

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7. Rock Wars 2026: Fairness, Rules, and Brady Gets “Salty”

[17:07–37:00]

Key Segments and Timestamps:

• Introduces the annual "Rock Wars" contest: Song selection challenge between hosts
• Rules, Prizes & Disputes:
  • John proposes reverting to weekly cash prizes to keep stakes high and engagement up [17:01–18:11]
  • Brady gets overwhelmed by years of losses and claims unfairness, particularly the "John Gordon" factor — the recurring tiebreaker [19:04–26:00]
  • “So you want John Gordon not to be an option.” — John [21:01]
  • The group debates remedies: removing John Gordon as tiebreaker, letting “the loser” pick next week’s category, and handling ties by random caller or trivia [24:34–32:31]
  • “That’s balancing it so I don’t win as much even though I have not won for years.” — John [29:44]
• Running Jokes & Trash Talk
  • John and the others relentlessly tease Brady for “crying” and never winning
  • Brady plays up his “victim” angle, possibly “currying sympathy” for votes
  • “You just C-word cried about how everybody makes fun of you, and you decide that that's your pattern back.” — John [37:09]
  • Group banter likens the lengthy debate to “The View” [34:33]
  • “The biggest rule to balance the scales in Brady's favor: Let him use Drowning Pool's ‘Bodies’ every week.” — Eric [33:35]
• Final Rock Wars Rules for 2026:
  • No John Gordon as tiebreaker
  • Loser picks next week's category
  • $10/week prize from the two losers to the winner
  • Ties settled by random caller or trivia
  • Ongoing trash talk is “part of the game,” but does not truly confer advantage

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8. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “To all you people that said my theory about women getting bigger during the porn sex, Go yourselves. I was right.” — John [08:31]
• “Why would you watch a Walmart lady when you could watch something extraordinary? ...No Circle K feet and bad lighting.” — John [09:09]
• “You gotta spend more time. It's like a video game to me.” — Brady [11:59]
• “You just C-word cried about how everybody makes fun of you, and you decide that that's your pattern back.” — John [37:09]
• “The biggest rule to balance the scales in Brady's favor: Let him use Drowning Pool's ‘Bodies’ every week.” — Eric [33:35]
• “You're playing the victim... but I don't know if that's working.” — Brett [35:21]

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9. Episode Structure & Tone

• The episode is a classic display of HMS: rapid-fire banter, unapologetic irreverence, and group dynamics that skew toward relentless ribbing (mainly at Brady’s expense).
• The willingness to take silly/raunchy listener prompts seriously, then spin them into long, entertaining tangents is a hallmark.
• The "Rock Wars Rules" negotiation morphs from legitimate debate into performative mock drama, with the crew (and listeners via email/calls) participating in the evolving mix of comedy and competition.

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For Listeners Who Missed It:

If you want an episode with wild tangents—sex, satellites, satire, and the most transparently competitive game show rule-making on Arizona radio—this HMS entry is a perfect ride. Brady’s plaintive “salty” streak provides an ongoing punchline, and the group’s capacity to make even the smallest issue hysterical elevates the episode.

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Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Wednesday morning, cruising through week one of 2026. And again, I'm trying to get through the whole week without trying to fall into these traps of what psychics think and where the world will be in. I went back and looked because I talked about a little this morning. They say we will have alien contact. We will have, of course, we'll have natural disasters. And it's an easy one to throw that out there. We're going to have one or two and they can lean on that. The ones I like are the ones that actually predict, you know, crazy stuff. The Simpsons have enough. So we meant to mention this earlier. Simpsons have an episode that they, that they say that they put, but it doesn't air anymore where Donald Trump and you know, the Simpsons have been accidentally predicting things for a long, long time. Like stuff that they. When they had Donald Trump on that escalator waving and it was like eight or nine years before he was thinking about being president and he announced he's going to be the president. It is weird to see actually how it happened. There's been a few things the Simpsons have accidentally said this will happen, and then it did. One is that Bart goes into the future and it has the date January 10, 2026. And Donald Trump is behind a desk with a lot of important papers and he looks stressed out and it looks like a very important desk. And then the newspaper headline reads, trump dies in sleep. So they're keeping an eye on that. I don't think you can say the Simpsons predict stuff until after it happens. And they go, oh, the Simpsons did this. You can't look at it and go, oh, my God. They. It's, you know, can't be a thing.

[Brady]

Well, we got three days.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I know, exactly. So you start looking at that and it's very strange. But yeah, the. The volcanoes are a thing and aliens are supposed to come back and touch us this year, which I am all for. I think that would be awesome. And again, being on this. In this horrible wormhole on Neil DeGrasse Tyson stuff. I watched a video last night of what it looks like. It's just a animation of what Earth looked like before 1950 from the space view. Like if you were looking at it from the moon and what it looks like now. And it did a year by year thing of how many satellites have gone up. And then you see like one go up in 1951 or whatever, and then two. And now there's like 15,000 or something like that. I don't remember what it was, but the number just goes. And the whole Earth is just. The shot would be like if you could take a picture of it from it were just littered with crap floating around. You don't realize how many things are out there. So that got me back on the fact that over the break that I think maybe I might not believe the moon landing anymore. Again, back off. It's a maybe, but it's getting stronger. Is that, you know, with all the space and stuff and they know where everything is. There's a bunch of space things that don't work anymore. They're floating out there that they worry about getting past that with rockets. So they didn't have to worry about in the 60s and now they do. So the moon thing could end up being just a complete catastrophe if they've got to start dodging Stuff so they don't really have the ability to steer. And if you look at the thing from the outside, like, there's going to be a real problem with space travel if we start getting out there. But there's. There's plenty of room. But if you look at this picture, it's just we're surrounded by satellites. They're everywhere. And it's a big enough thing that we're all right, you know, we'll figure it out. But I still don't think in the.

[Brady]

Movies where it says, I need five minutes before the satellite rotates back into the.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, another one catches up. But if you look at the picture of how Earth looks from space with all the satellites we've shot out there, it's just. We littered. It's just trash everywhere. It's incredible. And it just gets more and more and more and more. So.

[Brady]

I just remember being up in like, if you go up to Flagstaff or up north in the skyline at night, all you see a lot more stars and stuff. You can see a satellite every now and then.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. It's kind of neat to see them when they're moving around and they look easy to dodge, but you can't see them all. It's very strange. Also got somebody did a little research and said that yes, in fact, some women. Not all women, some women do swell up or apparently appear to swell up a little bit during sexual interview. Blood flow, water weight, depending on what they're. Especially small ones look bigger because their muscles are being used and swelling up. So there are times when a woman's body, you get pumped and you get pumped up a little bit and then.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And your body, like reacts by swelling. So I wasn't wrong. As many people had emailed and said, you're crazy. That's great. I wasn't wrong. Especially the smaller ones. So big ladies, I don't know if they swell up or not. I'm not watching that porn. Ew. I don't watch big lady porn. Am I gonna get bigger? I like the little ones. And the little ones tend to start looking a little bigger. It makes sense. I didn't even put it into like blood flow and water weight. I just thought that they were expanding like their skeletons just went for a few seconds. It makes sense. Your body goes through all sorts of weird changes and we. I think men shrink because our blood is going to one spot. So it takes a little muscle mass away from us.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, we could always check in with Rico Blaze and see if the big ones do get bigger.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not looking at that. I don't, I don't look. First stuff doesn't affect me. Big ones getting bigger, that's on somebody else's plate. Not gonna watch that. The little ones getting bigger makes loads of sense. But it caught me when Johnny Sins had Madison Ivy in his clutches and I noticed that his hands were wider than his body. And her, she's really tiny. So her muscles down in that area, especially where she was working real hard, we're just like getting a good pump, getting a great pump. Sometimes you work out.

[Brady]

That's a good pickup.

[John Holmberg]

You know what? It's. I'm a viewer. I'm an astute observer. Brady. Sometimes you work out and your shirt gets tighter and a little bigger.

[Brady]

Yeah. There's guys that, before they turn the cameras on, they have to get swelled up.

[John Holmberg]

Swell. My dad used to do it. We'd have company, decent looking company. Fat girls never got that treatment. And I would notice that if we had somebody. My dad's like, yeah, secretary from work's got to come over here and drop some stuff off. And then right before she got there, he'd go and do curls, like loads of them. And I start giggling at that. I'm like, that's kind of neat. And he'd come out huge. Noticeably bigger. Yeah, it's because he did it. It looks stupid. Like, you look like a lunatic.

[Brady]

You tried it one time.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I do it every once in a while before I leave, just to feel better in my clothes. Like, if I'm leaving the house, I'm like, ugh. And I'll go lift something heavy just for a little bit, just to get, like, to where it feels like you're a bit more of a human structure so you're not just some blob. See, I'll occasionally. And what I like to do is go in there and just twist weights because my shoulders will stretch and that feels great to me. And then it looks better in your shirts.

[Brady]

So that's what you call getting swell.

[John Holmberg]

I don't get swole. I don't like it.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't.

[John Holmberg]

I don't swell. I don't. I don't get swole. I wish I did. I don't do it. I have lean muscles. They don't do it.

[Brett Vesely]

I asked them do that too sometimes before they go on stage.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, bands always have stuff. They get Robert Trujillo.

[Eric]

Who?

[John Holmberg]

I always am like, guys, people. Like, he's huge. I'm like, he is five, eight.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he's he's got a little punchy belly. It's not that. But on stage, he's huge. And those guys just lift, you know, dumbbells right before they go out on stage. They swell up. It makes sense. So to all you people that said my theory about women getting bigger during the porn sex, Go yourselves. I was right. But it is something I've noticed.

[Brady]

And.

[John Holmberg]

And, you know, occasionally I watch more than participate to see if this is something I can enjoy. And I'm like, she got bigger. But if you're one of those people, because the girls that I watch don't know you're watching fat chicks. That's all. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't.

[Brett Vesely]

There's nothing wrong with that. For you.

[John Holmberg]

There's something wrong with. Not for me, but you do what you do. I mean, there's something wrong. I like drugs. There's something wrong with. You can do it if you want to, but it's bad when you have all that porn at your disposal. Why would you watch a Walmart lady when you could watch something extraordinary? I'm not into those skinny broads. I'm like, yeah, but you're fantasizing, so get something. You can't have those. Those chicks are everywhere. No circle K feet and bad lighting. I draw the line in my porn. It's cellulite or a zit. If there's like a blemish, I'm like, I don't need this. Next. Yeah. Why would I watch that? I can just in seconds find something blemish free. It's the reason I don't go to Gilbert or Glendale for food. You know how many good things I passed to get there? And then what if I'm disappointed? I'm not going to drive all the way that far for a meal. There's thousands of things I passed that are going to be just as good on my way. People say, like, you and John Gordon were looking at something out there in Queen Creek. And John Gordon's like, oh, that's good. It's in Queen Creek. It might as well be on the moon. I'm going to pass 40 barbecue restaurants to have one that's a little better.

[Brady]

Than they got one in Gilbert, too.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Okay. Not going that far. Not even close to going that far. Yeah, I don't like cellulite. What's your draw? Do you draw hair? Sometimes hair in the wrong spot.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You know what I don't like now that they've brushed this up is. How do I say this Delicately? Stains. I Guess would be the best word in the ass crack region.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You know what I mean? Yeah. You can get that fixed now if you're gonna put it on camera. Go bleach those off.

[Brett Vesely]

I. I may sound bougie. Whatever. Non manicured women. When it gets a little like, yeah, I'm out now.

[John Holmberg]

That's no good.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

When it's coming out of the. Before they take it all down and it's like coming out the side.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. If it's. If it's poking out, right.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm out. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like an arm out of window kind of thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Because if she ain't taking care of that, what isn't? What else isn't she taking care of? I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

Yep, that's exactly right. Brett Brady. You. Nothing.

[Brady]

I just don't take the chance of running into that stuff.

[John Holmberg]

So I don't check it out.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So.

[Brady]

But everyone. You know, the times that I've seen it. A handful of times.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady]

It's overwhelming.

[John Holmberg]

Overwhelming.

[Brady]

Like there's so many. Until. I mean, the only times that I've done it is like you mentioned someone. I'm like, oh, I remember that name.

[John Holmberg]

Porn is overwhelming to you.

[Brady]

I just don't know it well enough to. What am I looking for? You know?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but that's you. That's where you learn.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's where you have to go through.

[Brady]

More time with it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You got to spend more time.

[Brady]

It's like a video game to me.

[John Holmberg]

It is not like a video game. It's nothing at all.

[Brady]

I'm still trapped in the. In the snow.

[John Holmberg]

No, don't. There are no stages.

[Brady]

There is.

[John Holmberg]

You should be excellent at your part.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You should be really good at your part. It's what arouses you that you struggle with. Because you don't.

[Brady]

I don't. I still don't struggle with the imagination.

[John Holmberg]

No. No. But you can't imagine how much you're missing that makes your imagination grow true. I mean, it might be something because, I mean, if I told you Star wars is cool and you're like, I imagine space to be very interesting, I'd be like, yeah, but you gotta watch Star Wars.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

Darth Vader's name. Never seen it. Then you got recommending a show on whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Brady]

But that's.

[John Holmberg]

But again, by saying my imagination still works, I'm like, but you can get more for your imagination's banks.

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I don't know how that happens. I don't know how you get through life without ever curiously seeking that. Is it guilt you do every now and then?

[Brady]

You said you did the curiosity.

[John Holmberg]

So you do watch it.

[Brady]

Like I said, the times I've done it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Checking it out.

[John Holmberg]

But why didn't you stick with it?

[Brady]

I just don't. It just adds the. The whole process is kind of a pain.

[John Holmberg]

You're like pornhub.com yeah, pornhub.com not like this. Boom.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, now it's maybe if you don't have a vpn.

[John Holmberg]

Right. The VPN thing. I will give you that. That became kind of a pain in the ass. And again, I would run on the idea of like, give the porn back. This is dumb. Like an election year if. If whoever's running against Hobbs has to lead with look, she's the big one for making. You have to go through a verification thing just so you can enjoy your day. But there are ways around that. That's shocking. Does Ronnie Ever. Look, do you know?

[Brady]

No, I don't.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe never asked her.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You never knew if she's into it.

[Brady]

That's her thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but it could be your thing, too. Like the two of you together.

[Brady]

I'm pretty sure she doesn't.

[John Holmberg]

You don't? I think she likes porn.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Really? You're pretty sure?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta ask questions. Let's go home and go.

[Brady]

Okay, I'm sure.

[John Holmberg]

Porn? You're positive?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because you've asked questions. Yeah, but I've asked.

[Brady]

You want to, you know, watch?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but maybe not with you. Some people aren't comfortable with another person.

[Brady]

I figured if she doesn't watch. Want to watch with me?

[John Holmberg]

Would you want to watch with her?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. But you don't want to watch by yourself, right?

[Brady]

Well, if no one else wants to watch with me.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. So maybe she likes to watch it alone and not with you.

[Brady]

That could be, but she could say that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you have to ask, though, when you started this conversation.

[Brady]

Well, I've asked her if she likes. Don't like it.

[John Holmberg]

This one. We make him uncomfortable on purpose. All right, you've gotten this. 2026. That's your resolution.

[Brett Vesely]

More porn.

[John Holmberg]

A little more porn. Get that amazing, fired up Willy Wonka. Get that imagination going. If you want to view paradise, simply look around and do it.

[Brady]

Look, it was a pretty amazing one during COVID when I had the headset on and where I was broadcasting from the room and said, put them on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the VR show. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady]

Unbelievable.

[John Holmberg]

You can't jump right from nothing to that, though. You have to be pretty versed in what's going on. That'll mess up a man's mind.

[Brady]

But the day we did it, it was.

[John Holmberg]

But he went in the other room.

[Brady]

I can't put that up again.

[John Holmberg]

You can't.

[Brady]

So real.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. You can't just leap into space.

[Brady]

I just picture things like when you're talking about when you're. When you had the VR headsets on. And so I'm walking in.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. You got to get over that. You got to get over the fact that it's.

[Brady]

Hey, everyone gets God.

[John Holmberg]

You're in fantasy land. You can't realize the reality that's happening. I. Nobody wants to be seen doing what they're doing with a VR headset on. That's crazy. But you got to just blank that from your mind that it's going on anyway. You're interesting. It's the fish tank. He likes we all know that. It's nine o'. Clock. We have our first Rock wars of the year. I think we're going to have to just go back to money. I think we just have to go back to making a bet on cash. And you have to try harder because, you know, Brady having sex with us, it's money. He's going to the sex doll thing. The lawyers put a stop to that. We're still trying to make that a thing. We should just do it and then let him get mad at us later. But that was two years ago. And then last year's bet, we had recitals where the winner was supposed to go to one of the recitals. I was supposed to go to Kirby's high school recitals. Thank God I won. But that was the sex doll here. So we got. I think we just have to go back to big cash. You know, we should make it weekly prizes. That's even better. How about that Rock wars rule? Did I win or do you win last?

[Brady]

I won.

[John Holmberg]

All right, you get to set a new rule. But I. May I suggest, my liege, that we do a cash prize each week.

[Brett Vesely]

Let me think about that.

[John Holmberg]

All right. You'd be killing it. You've won, like, two years in a row. And then it doesn't matter at the end.

[Brett Vesely]

So there's no big final payoff.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe at the end we do. That's up to you.

[Brett Vesely]

See, I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

All right? I didn't think about steak 44 or Durant's dinner for the whole crew at the end, but during the week, we do like, 10 bucks to $10 every week.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Balance out. If he starts trying, we put $10 on it. This guy's gonna start studying music.

[Brady]

So it's from the. From the. So it'd be split by the two losers.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the winner gets 10 bucks from the two guys. Well, no, but end of the year, the losers. No, dead last pays Durant. You don't make the rules. Then start with. Start winning.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Start winning. This is a Bengal talking is what it is. We can't win. We don't know how.

[Brady]

That's against your policy. There can only be one winner. Super Bowl. That doesn't.

[John Holmberg]

There's only one winner and there's only one last place. Don't come in last.

[Brady]

Last place is never penalized.

[John Holmberg]

And dumbass, we do the last week where you can win 18 or 19 weeks.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's been working out pretty good the last couple years.

[John Holmberg]

Boy, the confidence level is low. So you can get an 18. You go ahead and win and hit an 18 and then you win the whole thing. And I guarantee you're not going to go. Guys, it's not fair. When you're getting your Durant meal, you'll be all. You'll be gloating and running around. I got it. I'm the winner.

[Brady]

You'd be.

[John Holmberg]

You'd be you. You will go the other way so long as you win. This works good.

[Brady]

I gotta get my John Gordon in here.

[John Holmberg]

No, you got. What do you mean he can pick you. You pick terrible songs.

[Brady]

We know how he picks.

[John Holmberg]

It's your fault. Well, then if we know, then you're in on it. You're. You have the same advantage as us.

[Brady]

You're. I gotta play better.

[John Holmberg]

You got.

[Brady]

It's even better on this thing.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. You can be mad at John Gordon.

[Brady]

No, no, no. It's a fair game.

[Brett Vesely]

Here we go.

[John Holmberg]

How's it unfair?

[Brady]

How is it unfair?

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

You get the emails.

[John Holmberg]

I don't use my emails for any of them.

[Brady]

Every time. The times that if I win.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, do you have email Texts are never picked. Brady, do you have. Do you have your. Well, that's not anybody's fault. It's random choice. Yeah. Do you have time you have email?

[Brady]

I do.

[John Holmberg]

All right. From now on bbogany akupd.com you can email your suggestions to Brady and then you can pick through those. It's just as fair as anything else because I don't even use the emails. There's times when I have somebody say the same.

[Brady]

We are limited on the. On the call. The phones are never.

[John Holmberg]

We don't use the phones. And you know how John Gordon picks. I do so cater to that.

[Brady]

It's more money.

[John Holmberg]

The only reason I'm saying that is because how. How is it unfair at all if we all have the exact same.

[Brett Vesely]

So you want John Gordon not to be an option.

[Brady]

Well, all right. I think it's even up. That's.

[John Holmberg]

How do you think it's not? Explain it to me. Talk me into it.

[Brady]

Because it's me against everyone else.

[John Holmberg]

It's me against everyone else.

[Brady]

Wants me to win.

[John Holmberg]

How is he have anything to do with it?

[Brady]

I get Toledoed.

[John Holmberg]

We've all been Toledo. I have to. Your songs are horrible almost all the time. That is not.

[Brady]

See. And here he comes.

[John Holmberg]

Not his fault.

[Brady]

I want you to not.

[Eric]

I really want you to win.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't understand.

[Brady]

No, you don't absolutely do. I never got. How do you want me to win when you go horrible and That's a good. And there's good choices.

[John Holmberg]

No, they're not. It's very rare.

[Brady]

It got to the point where it doesn't matter when I'm picking good choices.

[John Holmberg]

That's why we. Some. We got to put a little tariff on.

[Brady]

Hey, Pop. Pop. Good choice.

[John Holmberg]

Because going for the Chancellor.

[Byron]

Awful.

[John Holmberg]

I make awful choices sometimes. I admit it. You do it a lot.

[Brady]

All right, well, maybe I shouldn't play that. That's where it's unfair, then. I'm. I'm not a musicologist, like, neither you guys.

[Eric]

That's the one thing that you can hit on. Yes, but he's right.

[John Holmberg]

Play John Gordon. I'm not a musicologist. You have just as much knowledge.

[Brady]

All right, all right. Here's the thing.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not saying I'm.

[Brady]

I'm barking on the wrong parking up.

[John Holmberg]

The wrong tree, because all I asked.

[Brady]

Was, how's it evened up in this?

[John Holmberg]

All I'm saying is, how's it unfair? And you've given zero examples other than Toledo cheats you.

[Brett Vesely]

We've all been screwed with that. We've all been deleted at one point.

[Brady]

Well, you can't deny. I mean, that's fun. That's the fun of it. But John Gordon will favor you.

[John Holmberg]

No, he favors the music.

[Brady]

But the other thing is, you know, it's good because Brett most of the time will get good picks.

[John Holmberg]

Brett's won, like, the last five years. I know he doesn't cater. I'm not sitting there screaming that I won't do anything about this. I'm not saying it's uncle. He picks good songs. There you go. Get better. You're in.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

The Bengals aren't very good. And you don't say, we want to play in a different league. Nothing's. Nothing's balanced against you. It's just got to choose better. And use your emails. If you have emails, Everybody email b.bogan.com.

[Brett Vesely]

You'Re right.

[Eric]

It's clearly not your fault. We have no idea who the f. Mac the Knife is, right?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, people don't know some of his songs because you come from a different time.

[Brett Vesely]

Cody's picking it. He says Brady's right. John Gordon should not be an option because he almost always picks you.

[John Holmberg]

He does not. When it comes to the tiebreaker, Brett wins every year. I am not getting any advantage from John Gordon because last year, John Gordon picked, like, 27 of the weeks. I guarantee, if you go back and.

[Brady]

Find out someone else pick, then somebody's.

[John Holmberg]

Got to come in and do it, and we Got to rely on that. He's the only one. So we can take him off the list. If you guys think it's unfair option, that's fine. We can go to the final call and just do three options. Yeah, we'll do final call, and they'll have John Gordon pick one through whatever trivia last year. Trivia was great. You got a couple of those. And nobody said, that's not fair. Nobody knows about brisket, and it was a brisket question. Sometimes you're gonna win them. Nothing about this is balanced against you. Except for no. Except for sometimes you make random wild things that don't really tie in, and we laugh at it. Cause it's very funny. Because sometimes it doesn't make any sense.

[Brett Vesely]

There's another one wants John Gordon eliminated.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's up to you. You're the winner of last year. If you'd like to do that. If that's the new rule. He can't choose. That's fine. Then we can just. When we're running out of time, we'll just go to the last one.

[Brett Vesely]

This guy agrees with Brady.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Fair. But it isn't me. If you go back and look, statistically, I bet you he picked you more than me last year. I don't know. Damn.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady's getting sensitive, and he isn't necessarily wrong. John Gordon gotta go.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

He's no musicologist.

[John Holmberg]

We'll balance it. I'm fine with that. If you want to do that, John can pick the number between one and one less than it used to.

[Eric]

One in three or one, and those.

[John Holmberg]

Will be the ways we decide. Does that help you not feel?

[Brady]

So whatever you guys want to do, I mean, it's fair. I don't want to give any advantage.

[John Holmberg]

Discuss it again. What parts, what other parts can we change to make you feel more balanced?

[Brady]

Yeah, the John Gordon factor.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, so John Gordon Gordon's outer picks.

[John Holmberg]

What else? Makes it feel like you are in a fair fight.

[Brett Vesely]

But he picks the number. But he doesn't pick. He can't pick the song is what you're saying.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, Right. What else?

[Brady]

That's about it.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, so now we're all fair. So. All right, go ahead. With that face and a little tiny baby frown.

[Brady]

No, it's fair.

[John Holmberg]

What else is unfair? Do you want a helper? Like a government helper?

[Brady]

No, no, no.

[John Holmberg]

Do you want Larry to come in and whisper in your ear? Do you want Toledo to be your teammate?

[Brady]

No, no.

[John Holmberg]

That's good. No, don't do this. Don't. No, we're not. I can tell by your face and eyes that we're not. What else is unfair?

[Brady]

Because by the way, on the category.

[John Holmberg]

This conversation is two losers.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So I don't know. I'm not crying.

[Brady]

Yeah. So. But on the categories it's always been different. I mean I don't.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta win to pick the category.

[Brady]

It would be just in general, like sending it, but that's hard to do.

[John Holmberg]

You win, you pick your own category.

[Eric]

Go in that room and check your.

[John Holmberg]

Email during the break. The reason I can check it, the reason Brett won was cuz the categories he chooses, he's probably got something in his brain for.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's fine.

[John Holmberg]

You got a wind. All right. So is there a way you want to change the cat? You know, we're going to have to do just appease this and let him make the choices and then that way we can eliminate all this crying. There's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness [e-mail] Bloomberg's Morning Sickness. So he.

[Brett Vesely]

Every week.

[John Holmberg]

Ten bucks every week.

[Eric]

That's what we're gonna make some on the scale for you.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. How can we weigh it in your.

[Brady]

I don't know. God, if I have to pick a subject it is.

[John Holmberg]

We did, by the way, last year.

[Brady]

I mean I have no shot. Here we go, rainy one. Next week's gonna be.

[John Holmberg]

So you'd like us to stop saying we'd like us. You are people decide. Fair enough. Well, no, we can also make choices. But you would like the trash talk to stop in your terrible topic choices because you do it like two seconds before.

[Brady]

Well, it got to the point didn't matter what it does.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's something. That's a baby fit. Because that's.

[Brady]

No, because as far as everything that you're saying, it's off topic.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Clearly all of you have won with something that's not even close to the topic.

[Brett Vesely]

Huh.

[Brady]

Like a song that was just. I don't care. That's just a great song.

[John Holmberg]

But that's nothing to do with. There's usually a. That's not true. The. The topic. I'll give it to him. He's better than I am. But Brett's better than I am at finding a topic that fits the. The theme. He's very good at that. And the thing is you got to do to sell it. Otherwise we just pick like, you know, smash it. I don't care about the thing. Here's a great song. But that would. Nobody would vote for that. Doesn't make any sense. So, people, the reason it wins is because usually it makes sense.

[Eric]

John, your thumb is on the scale because you're always late, which means you always go to John Gordon because you know he's gonna pick.

[John Holmberg]

Then we will go to a random caller when we're late. And he's right, I am always late. More late right now.

[Brady]

And it's always been the policy.

[John Holmberg]

Look, you're not wrong, but maybe if all of us were men, I could have gone a break a long time ago. See what I did there?

[Brett Vesely]

And there's another one. Brady's right, homies. He always picks Juno. He does not just this is what the emails are.

[John Holmberg]

Juno's lost last year. So if I've got that. If I've got that balance, it didn't work.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on, Brady. You know the phrase nut up or shut up?

[John Holmberg]

Thank you.

[Eric]

Brady, I love you, but if you could remember the rock and rock wars, I'd vote for you personally a lot more.

[John Holmberg]

And you don't have to go rock. You just go thematically what you want or that's what pop songs. But there's no one to blame but you people.

[Brady]

I don't blame that. Oh, okay. Category of picking other stuff. I think John Gordon's a good move.

[John Holmberg]

In the right direction. And then I get the. Brady's being a little baby. Yeah, from Dave. How about all of your wins count as three?

[Brady]

No, you don't need to handicap it.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you wanted to handicap. You said it's already handicapped. You did. You said it's not in your favor. You said it's not.

[Brady]

It's not.

[John Holmberg]

Well, then it's got to be handicapped.

[Brady]

Okay, then Brett's is what? Worth what? That's up to you. 1. I don't need that. The John Gordon thing is fine.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, so that's all you need. And now it's dead fair. What's the matter with you? Is it dead fair?

[Brady]

Yeah, let's go.

[John Holmberg]

Is it dead fair?

[Brady]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

Are we square?

[Brady]

Oh, are we clear?

[John Holmberg]

Don't do that. That is not a person. Go. Yeah, we're even. That's you being a. You're being a little baby.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, that's good.

[John Holmberg]

We're 100 across the board, no complaints. Fair. Square and fair and square.

[Brady]

There's no voter fraud.

[John Holmberg]

There isn't.

[Brady]

I know this.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, well don't do that. Then fix it. Don't complain. Fix it. What can be fixed to make you comfortable?

[Brady]

It can't be fixed.

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Brady]

It's just it's way it is. It's chance by winning a lot of the factor. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Five years in a row.

[Brady]

But that fixes it a lot. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So no John Gordon, you think is. Is balancing it so I don't win as much even though I have not won for years.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And still to make sense. But if that's what you want. Okay, Brady.

[Brady]

How about am I wrong? Am I wrong on the process?

[Brett Vesely]

A lot of listeners are saying, okay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but again, we're getting buried with those. We already eliminated them. But bottom. Bottom line is if that's what you want to fix, he's still going to win because I haven't won with this massive advantage.

[Brady]

All right, then Toledo can be mums the word on sound. Hey, I Okay, I gotta say something. It's a bad sign.

[John Holmberg]

You don't make a comment another.

[Brady]

Never do that on bread.

[John Holmberg]

I do too. When he comes in there in the room.

[Eric]

Yeah, he does.

[John Holmberg]

I sell my song to him and he goes, oh, I just don't care, buddy. I don.

[Brady]

Say it on the mic.

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't find out about.

[Brady]

No chance this week.

[John Holmberg]

Yours is usually last.

[Brett Vesely]

There's no.

[Brady]

No one else has said that since.

[John Holmberg]

This is Eric back. No, that's Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

There's another one right there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, here we go. Remember the first half of the year last year Brady was in the lead because he went to the last caller and I voted for Brady four times. Remember what I said? He's crying.

[Eric]

Brett didn't pick up his first win until May 12th.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And then he just slaughtered us.

[Brett Vesely]

Tyler, just call it John Gordon wars and let's get on with it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, let's let John Gordon do it.

[Eric]

Guy says, how about this? Last place should pick the category. But then we got to pick all who's.

[John Holmberg]

Whoever came in last gets to pick this week's.

[Eric]

And then they get to pick the topic that the winner doesn't have an advantage the next.

[Brady]

That's not bad.

[John Holmberg]

So it's like the draft. The worst one of the week gets next week's topic and hopefully can come into it was a little thought.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And says, okay, I've got something here.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Eric]

And then you have the whole week.

[John Holmberg]

I like that. Who came in last? Is that fair winner of last year, Brett. With all the fair unfair advantages that I had and still lost.

[Brett Vesely]

This guy's taking Brady side. Holmberg stalls and rock wars to get Gordon to pick him instead of the listeners. Gordon picks John 90 of the time.

[John Holmberg]

If that Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett mildly alluded to that fact.

[John Holmberg]

If that's true, why do I lose Every year.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, we don't always go to John Gordon.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, so even it up.

[Brady]

It came close.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, so it evens up, which is called balance. Fairness.

[Brady]

Yeah. For you.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Oh, no. For everybody.

[Brady]

No, because you were. He wins. Winning. So it's leading by law.

[John Holmberg]

So no matter who picks.

[Brady]

But I think this year must have been a horrible year. This last year.

[Brett Vesely]

But I didn't get picked.

[John Holmberg]

For me.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't get my first win till like May or something.

[John Holmberg]

What about. It was a horrible year? For me.

[Brady]

It was.

[John Holmberg]

You made a lot of poor choices.

[Brady]

I think something like that. Yeah.

[Eric]

You had four wins before May and you ended with five.

[John Holmberg]

Ouch. Yeah, that's your fault.

[Brady]

So the second half, I just was.

[John Holmberg]

I. Yeah, you were not a second half player.

[Brady]

It's like Fourth of July week.

[John Holmberg]

Basketball. And he screwed up. Injuries. We'll blame injuries. All right, fair enough. Rock Horse has been settled for 20, 26. All right, so dollars a week.

[Brett Vesely]

So the rules are no John Gordon pick.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

And the loser picks next week's topic.

[John Holmberg]

And 10 bucks a week to the winner from the two losers. It's a $20 win every week.

[Brett Vesely]

Why don't we. Why don't we just put like a. Why don't we just put a pot together at the end? The winner gets it. So like we. We all throw in. The loser throws in five bucks.

[Brady]

You know, whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, then that would just be like however much $10 is to $30 a week is till the end of the year. And somebody might as well just make it about money. If it's 10 bucks a week, it'll balance out.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, okay.

[John Holmberg]

For at least you and I. He's not gonna get any. Yes. Here we go.

[Brady]

What I'm talking about.

[John Holmberg]

It's because we're better. How is it unfair for me to trash talk? I didn't. That gave me no advantage. I just gave you a little guff. That's all you do. It's right. I do it a lot and it's guff. It doesn't change the rules. Of course it does.

[Brady]

It slopes. You remember?

[Eric]

How does it. He's the best in the room at trash talk.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. How does that give me an advantage in the game? Because you're so horrible.

[Brady]

How do I. I'm just horrible at it.

[John Holmberg]

I know. I said so. You heard me. I don't want. I'm not placing ideas in your head. We're just bad at it.

[Eric]

Guys, guys, guys. The biggest rule to balance the scales in Brady's favor. Let him use drowning Pools, bodies. Every week.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. What if you had the same song every week? How often you would win?

[Brady]

There'd be more wins than last year.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, that's impossible to get last.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

See what I'm doing here?

[Brett Vesely]

Now people are calling for Toledo to do a statistical analysis on how many times John Gordon.

[John Holmberg]

Again.

[Brady]

Doesn't matter.

[Eric]

You don't have time today. But I'll do it.

[John Holmberg]

But no matter what, I did not win.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm just. I'm just reading this off.

[John Holmberg]

So even with this massive advantage, I lost. So where's the advantage?

[Eric]

Such a disadvantage from May to December that you not only negated John Gordon.

[John Holmberg]

Four and a half months of Brett sitting quietly and then he just crushed us. Had something to do with my advantage. And we had John Gordon picked just as much after May as we did before.

[Brady]

No, he was missing a lot of times.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, was he? Okay, yeah, he kept track of that.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, boys, this is starting to sound like the View.

[Brady]

Move on.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus.

[Eric]

Wouldn't it be bad bringing all her bitchy friends?

[John Holmberg]

Exact. I'm not bitching. Listen to one.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, so that. So for today, then, Brady picks.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Brady has the choice. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. So it's your choice.

[John Holmberg]

This will be great.

[Eric]

So the guy.

[Brady]

There we go.

[Brett Vesely]

You gotta start him up already.

[Brady]

So the guy that's.

[Eric]

That's part of a show that's hosted by America's Sweetheart, doesn't understand how he has an advantage.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. I lose.

[Brady]

How about Toledo can play instead of me all.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's because then we gotta rely on you getting all the stuff off the computer. We're here till Friday, doing one game. I'm getting ready for the big battle. Ten bucks a week. I'm serious. All right. Rock wars is coming up.

[Eric]

Dexter says you realize the genius in what Brady's doing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Oh, he's playing Currying Sympathy.

[John Holmberg]

He's playing the victim. And we all think that's a move, but I don't know if that's working.

[Brett Vesely]

Because a lot of people are.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they're killing him. You're not gonna read those? You see all those tears? Rockworse. It's serious now. We mean it. It's not. And it's all on Durant's at the end of the year. And then 10 bucks a week. I think that's pretty good and reasonable, right? I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

That menu looks pretty expensive, but okay.

[John Holmberg]

So don't lose. We're all looking at the same menu. There's, like, Toledo, pay for it. All.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, there you go.

[John Holmberg]

There you go. And we got a count weeks where there's a Toledo.

[Brett Vesely]

What do you mean there's a Toledo?

[John Holmberg]

Well, how about this? Every time someone gets toledoed, the $10 drops to five for that person.

[Eric]

I'm fine with that. But then you got to give me a cue mark and tell me where to put.

[John Holmberg]

You got to be more diligent about where you got it.

[Eric]

You got to know your. You got to know your stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, fair enough. Fine. But still could happen that you're overlapping or two things that's on me or.

[Brett Vesely]

Didn'T plug it in or whatever.

[John Holmberg]

You screw something up, you get toledoed. If you screw it up, that person gets a $5 that's fair discount. Nobody's rooting for Toledo to help them out.

[Brett Vesely]

Goddamn rules.

[Eric]

Yes, John, I know you have a deep love of all the recent RA memes, but boy, do I love me some pouty passive aggressive.

[John Holmberg]

Me too. I actually, I. I feed that. I enjoy that too.

[Brady]

And anytime you can dip into my pocket, squirm about money being trans.

[John Holmberg]

Look, I get called a Jew a lot, but let's be honest, around here.

[Brady]

That nose just swells.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it gets all right.

[Brett Vesely]

See?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you can talk trash now too.

[Brady]

Someone can't take.

[John Holmberg]

No, I can take it all. Please. I can take it all day. Hold on a second.

[Brady]

And Bret.

[John Holmberg]

You just C word cried about how everybody makes fun of you, and you decide that that's your pattern back.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[John Holmberg]

It's on. It's on. It's on. You asked me to be nicer to you. Yeah, that's right. You said you gotta be nicer to me because it makes me feel sad in my belly. I'm like, okay, I'll do that. And then you throw a bomb.

[Brady]

It doesn't work.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Netanyahu, it's on.

[Brady]

Trash talking doesn't work.

[John Holmberg]

That's what you said. It don't take it. I don't. I take it all day. That's you.

[Brady]

You're describing yourself.

[John Holmberg]

You're describing yourself.

[Brady]

K me?

[John Holmberg]

You take it. And then for 24 years, just playing, you take it. And then you just. And then you get so wrong to do. And then you do it. You're like, oh, he got upset. You get upset. Act like that's normal.

[Brady]

I'm all for it the first time.

[John Holmberg]

Bring it on, baby. Bring it on.

[Brady]

You remember what you told.

[John Holmberg]

We want to trash talk for real On.

[Brady]

On Eric's thing when someone brought that up when Eric would bit. You're like. Well, it's my show.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

Make the rules.

[John Holmberg]

Damn right. But I'm letting you make the rules.

[Dick Toledo]

But that was then.

[Eric]

He hasn't made.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm letting you make the goddamn rules all you want.

[Brady]

Oh, we did. Wait. I mean, beautiful John Gordon. I don't. I don't care.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you care, all right. Tom just voted for you, Brad.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna write.

[John Holmberg]

I can't listen to this anymore. I feel so sorry for.

[Brady]

I don't want it to be swaying the other way either.

[John Holmberg]

It's too late. You already pulled that card. You pulled the liberal lady card. You're gonna be that guy. Now you're marching around with your pink.

[Eric]

Hair so we can Write this down. 1.

[John Holmberg]

No, you keep all that together.

[Eric]

The new.

[John Holmberg]

This is late.

[Eric]

Yes, I know. We'll do it off the air.

[John Holmberg]

All right. We'll get them off the air. Yeah. It's 9. 20. Rock Wars. And it means something. It's 98. It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[John Holmberg]

No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.