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Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: January 8, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogan, Bret Fesley, Dick Toledo
Release Date: January 8, 2025

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1. Fire in Pacific Palisades

The episode kicks off with a gripping discussion about a significant wildfire engulfing the Pacific Palisades area in Los Angeles. John Holmberg shares his personal connection, mentioning that a colleague's house was affected. The conversation delves into the intensity of the fire and the chaotic response from local authorities.

Notable Quote:
John Holmberg (02:12):
"It's a Pacific Palisades where our big boss man has a house out there. And he's... Yeah, it's crazy."

Brady Bogan critiques the sensationalism of reporters, citing an incident where a fire chief had to physically steady a reporter overwhelmed by the wind.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan (04:22):
"If he's not moving, you're... Then he goes over."

The hosts express concern over the destruction of high-end properties in a densely populated and beautiful area, emphasizing the unprecedented nature of the wildfire's impact.

2. Viral Steve Guttenberg Reporter Incident

The conversation shifts to a viral video featuring actor Steve Guttenberg. Brett Fesley recounts seeing Guttenberg in a bizarre interview where he advises residents to leave their car keys in their vehicles during evacuations—a recommendation the hosts humorously doubt locals would follow.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan (05:06):
"In Los Angeles, I'll tell you right now, in Los Angeles, nobody's taking Steve Gutenberg's advice. First of all, anytime. Second, leave your keys in your car in LA. Not happening."

John Holmberg further mocks the reporter's lack of awareness regarding Guttenberg's identity, leading to a humorous exchange about Guttenberg's fading fame.

3. Generation Z's Changing Fears

A significant portion of the episode is devoted to exploring the evolving fears of Generation Z. The hosts discuss a study revealing that while public speaking has traditionally been a top fear, it has dramatically declined among the younger generation. Instead, newer anxieties, such as making and receiving phone calls without the cushion of text communication, have taken center stage.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan (12:05):
"Public speaking is now like, in the seventh or eighth, it's dropped pretty far. Cause they never have to do it."

The discussion highlights how technological advancements and social media platforms like Instagram have reshaped social interactions, reducing the need for face-to-face communication but increasing reliance on digital means, thereby introducing new stressors.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan (16:06):
"They could manage death. Is that a big deal to get done?"

4. Facebook's Censorship Policy and AI-Generated Content

Brady Bogan critiques Facebook's recent decision to lift bans on certain derogatory terms, arguing that this move will likely lead to an increase in hate speech and offensive content. The hosts also touch upon the emergence of AI-generated songs that inadvertently include racial slurs, exacerbating the issue.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan (18:13):
"They had a panel on a committee on CNN yesterday talking about how Facebook is no longer gonna censor certain things... 'Calling women household objects. That's now free. You can do that all you want...'"

The conversation underscores concerns about the lack of accountability in social media platforms and the unintended consequences of deregulation, especially in the realm of automated content generation.

5. COVID Vaccine Side Effects and Societal Pressures

One of the most contentious topics discussed is the alleged side effects of COVID-19 vaccines, specifically claims that the vaccines have caused significant breast growth in teenage girls. Brady Bogan mocks the narrative that these physical changes have pressured young women into considering cosmetic surgeries to meet societal beauty standards.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan (27:17):
"Going back to what Brett said a couple of days ago, the original line was with that big Juno... They just inserted huge instead... Just replace 'herpe' with something else."

The hosts satirize the idea that medical science is manipulating body images to fit societal expectations, highlighting the absurdity of such claims and the potential psychological impacts on youth.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan (32:51):
"Because low end cheese and the low end government cheese and the low end dairy was like an unregulated amount of that stuff was just sneaking through... was making kids develop too fast."

6. Humorous Hypothetical Scenarios: Filming Family for Money

In a segment filled with comedic banter, the hosts create outrageous hypothetical scenarios involving filming family members for revenue on platforms like OnlyFans. This extended bit serves as a satirical critique of the commodification of personal relationships and the absurd lengths individuals might go to for financial gain.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan (34:17):
"If you interviewed Fisher Stevens about the house fire, not many would know Succession. You'd look at him and go, are you a little Indian guy from Succession or are you Kevin from Discover Card?"

The conversation evolves into an exaggerated discourse on the potential for family dynamics to intersect with digital monetization, blending dark humor with social commentary.

7. Girl Scouts' Cookie Lineup Changes

Towards the latter part of the episode, the hosts briefly discuss the Girl Scouts' announcement to discontinue certain cookie varieties like "S'mores" and "Toast Jays." The change sparks humor among the hosts, who reminisce about the traditional attributes of Girl Scouts' cookies and the nostalgic sentiment associated with them.

Notable Quote:
Brett Fesley (105:00):
"Girl Scout cookie season has started. It goes now through April. The cookie lineup will feature the s'mores and Toast Jays."

The hosts joke about the fervor of securing limited-edition cookies, likening it to wartime rationing and emphasizing the cultural significance of these treats.

8. Rock Wars and Listener Engagement

The episode concludes with an interactive segment called "Rock Wars," where the hosts and co-hosts compete in creating and voting on humorous songs related to topical subjects discussed earlier, such as Janis Joplin's rumored side effects and other absurd themes. This segment engages listeners by incorporating their emails and calls, adding an interactive layer to the show's dynamic.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan (163:10):
"Rock wars is here as well for 2025. And each January we come up with a new rule that is added to Rock Horse to make it more trivial and annoying and stupid by year's end."

The playful competition culminates in humorous song interpretations, reinforcing the show's blend of satire, humor, and social critique.

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Conclusion

John Holmberg's Holmberg's Morning Sickness episode from January 8, 2025, offers a blend of serious discussions on pressing local and societal issues, interspersed with satirical humor and interactive segments. From the harrowing accounts of wildfires and critiques of media sensationalism to the exploration of Generation Z's evolving fears and the absurdity of hypothetical monetization of family relationships, the episode provides listeners with both insightful commentary and entertaining banter. The hosts effectively use humor to underscore the complexities of modern life, encouraging listeners to reflect on the rapid changes in social dynamics, technology, and media influence.

Final Quote:
Brady Bogan (163:45):
"I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself."

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Note: Timestamps are indicative and correspond to the transcript's timing.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Fesley]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

From Amco and Wayne. Now that it's getting warmer, I turned on the AC in my car and the air's blowing. Kind of cool, but it really smells like a basement. What can I do about that, Larry? Your car's AC system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell. Nice.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that a big deal to get done?

[Brady Bogan]

Not at all. It takes about an hour and in most cases we can do it while you wait. That's awesome. I'll say. We're Amco. Google Amco for your nearest location.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

And a whole lot more.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting right here.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. No, no, he's not, he's not evil. He's just a bit rude. That's a lot of cock. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It is the morning sickness. Hi there. How are you? It's 5:45. My name is John Holmberg. There's Brady Bogan. There's Brett Besley. Somewhere around here is big Dick Toledo. We're ready to go. Glorious Wednesday to start off our first week of 2025. And off we run with just talking about that fire in Los Angeles. And it is a Pacific Palisades where our big boss man has a house out there. And he's. Yeah, it's crazy. So I talked to him yesterday a little bit and everybody he knows in that area that he lived in evacuated out, man. But I mean, that's just horrifying. I saw, I was watching the news last night that Pacific Palisades area would be like if Mummy Mountain was on fire. That's. We're not joking around with like, you know, track homes here. These are high end. This is a high end area here. And they're knocking down some beautiful places. But it is, it's scary. It's. And it's not like you think of a forest fire, like, oh, that's up by pace. And all those poor people up in show low. It's like, no, this is Malibu's here, Santa Monica's here. And in between is Pacific Palisades. And it is, it's beautiful. And it's, it's a, there's a lot of people there. There's not like gaps or acreage and like it's just congested Los Angeles up on the hill. And it is. I mean, it was crazy. I was watching last night and they had one of the news reporters at Will Rogers beach and she's little talking to a fire chief and the wind would blow and you could tell the microphones doing that thing. And she starts like falling backwards. And I'm like, oh, these reporters, they'll stop at nothing to make it look like things are 10 times worse. The fire guy grabs her and kind of pulls her towards him. And he looks like. And I'm like, come on. If he's not moving, you're. Then he goes over.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like, okay, maybe there's maybe something to this. It was 100 mile an hour wind.

[John Holmberg]

It's like a Looney Tunes thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, it got her. And as he grabbed and started to pull her back in, he started to stumble toward, like. Well, like, oh, my God, that's legitimate. Because I thought the news lady was milking it a little. You know, her hair wasn't even whipping that bad, but it was moving.

[Brett Fesley]

So the other reporter that's gone viral is the one interviewing Steve Guttenberg.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

I didn't know he was until the ear piece. So you're an actor.

[Brady Bogan]

You're talking to a dude from Police Academy. Right. And I forgive.

[Brett Fesley]

I do.

[Brady Bogan]

Anybody doesn't know who the Goot is, but he was.

[John Holmberg]

Was a few years, was very concerned.

[Brett Fesley]

He was like, will you tell the people in the neighborhood, if they're listening.

[Brady Bogan]

Right now, leave the keys in your.

[Brett Fesley]

Car so we can move them.

[Brady Bogan]

Because people can't get out because they had trapped them. So they're bulldozing cars out of the streets because they can't move. So in Los Angeles, I'll tell you right now, in Los Angeles, nobody's taking Steve Gutenberg's advice. First of all, anytime. Second, leave your keys in your car in la. Not happening.

[John Holmberg]

Does he live in that area then?

[Brett Fesley]

Is that a must?

[Brady Bogan]

That's a social academy.

[John Holmberg]

10 now. Unbelievable.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. When the insurance company won't pay for his house, we're going to get short circuit free. Number five's alive again. And then that reporter will be like, he was an actor, the Goot. Yeah, people were. I saw that last night. Like, he didn't even know Steve Guttenberg's an actor. And I'm like, I didn't even know Steve Gutenberg was still alive. Don't give anybody under the age of 40 any grief for not knowing who Steve Gutenberg is. He's never done anything that great in the first place.

[John Holmberg]

If you're in Cocoon, I don't remember if you're still alive or not.

[Brady Bogan]

Wilfred Boulder Young, you was Jessica Tandy in that. That might have been. Batteries not included. I. You're probably dead or forgotten. Yeah, I don't remember any of that. But yeah, the Goot gets. They're like, geez, this reporter. I'm like, no, no, no. Not the reporter's fault. Gutenberg's career's fault for disappearing in 1989. But I just remember we used to play that game Goot Shat Swaz, because it was just fun to say and to guess if it was Gutenberg, William Shatner or Patrick Swaz, and the one that I would have Guessed if you asked me today, only because I know it's like, which one is for sure still alive. I'm like Shatner. Otherwise, I know Swayze is dead. And I'm not sure about Gutenberg. I remember he got all jacked, muscular, like crazy, steroid big for a minute, and then went away again.

[Brett Fesley]

So might have popped up on a Sharknado movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. But again, wasn't even memorable in Sharknado to the point where, like, well, you know, Gutenberg's in that. People are like, yeah, that's a. Ian's earring. And that's all I remember from that. I know some other guys.

[John Holmberg]

Tara Reid, right?

[Brady Bogan]

She was in the first couple. Yeah. It's crazy, man, that, that fire evacuation is a big deal, though. And they're, they're moving folks quick. It is, it's. Yeah. When it's on the TV and you're like, oh, some city's on fire or something. But when it's la, you're like, holy cow, this is a highly populated area. And then they're moving people to Brentwood, and everybody knows Brentwood from O.J. simpson's run. You know, that's. That. That's where they're saying the embers are floating. That's, you know, a couple miles away. And you're like, geez, there Brentwood goes out. There's the Goot on the TV right there.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's not a video.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just a picture.

[John Holmberg]

I wouldn't have recognized him either, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, no, I wouldn't have known that. Steve Gutenberg looks like some dude. Yeah, it's just some guy whose house might be on fire, yelling at the news. I. I would have. And I'm aware of the Goot. Yeah, I knew the Goot so well, I actually saw Short Circuit 2. I don't even know if you're the one. I just remembered liking the first one because Johnny five was funny. The little Indian man that was married to Michelle Pfeiffer.

[John Holmberg]

Was he?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Fisher Stevens.

[John Holmberg]

Nice score.

[Brady Bogan]

That was when he was. When she was hot. Yeah, the Indian who ended up being on Succession here. And he looks, he looks painfully ill. But, like, when she was at her peak, the little fake Indian from Short Circuit was married to her.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. Google Fisher Stevens and the 1980s Michelle Pfeiffer. And tell me how she says jackpot. First off, there's somewhere in one of those pictures, if you look close enough, there's a genie and he's just smiling and giving a thumbs up to Fisher Stevens. That was one of. That's one of Hollywood's biggest wins that. That tops when Lyall Lovett was banging Julia Roberts after Pretty Woman. Like, wait a minute. What?

[Brett Fesley]

The head scratch.

[Brady Bogan]

That was the big. And then. Then you read stories that were like, Lyle Lovett had his pants specially made because his dong was so big.

[John Holmberg]

He was the original Pete Davidson.

[Brady Bogan]

He was. He was exactly that. Because then they showed a lawn. Look at that picture of Michelle pfeiffer from the 80s. It didn't get better than that. Not even close. Scarface. Michelle Pfeiffer. Grease 2. Michelle Pfeiffer. Oh, my. And then she picks up on this 107 pound. It would be like if Larry walked in here with Dua Lipa. She banged Alan Alda.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I had to get a piece of that pie. That was good stuff. There he is. There's Fisher Stevens. And that's him looking adult and stuff. He's not as bad now.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

But there he is. Back in the day, I remember learned.

[Brett Fesley]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

I learned that my hero, he went on David Letterman's show and said, would you like to tell the world who you're dating? First question. Would you like to tell the world who you're dating? Because I just found out. And he goes, well, I mean, it's. Is it important? He goes, it's Michelle Pfeiffer. And like, Dave was shocked. Like, I can't. Like, this is amazing. And yeah, so Larry did. Larry did. Larry runs in and goes, guys, by the way, is my girlfriend Dua. And we're like, we know who she is. How did you do this? Where's your genie? Where's the lamp?

[John Holmberg]

He had to have his pants specially made, too, apparently.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, Fisher Stevens. That's not a leg. That dude's an amputee. He just walks around on a dong. It's pretty impressive. So, yeah, you know, and that's the other thing. If you interviewed Fisher Stevens about the house fire, not many people would know Succession. You'd kind of look at him and go, are you a little Indian guy from Succession or are you Kevin from Discover Card? One of the two. But he's not even. He was culturally appropriating in short circuit. Wouldn't even be allowed to do it today.

[Brett Fesley]

Eliminated.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, couldn't do it. You'd have to have Hollywood. No, you can't do it. That's just. You're wandering around doing the wooden. I am the only one in the world who can do this accident. No, that's terrible stuff. Can't do it. I was watching the story last night again. My new life of no alarm clock. Still had the alarm just in case. I'm still in the infancy of my new program. 2025 program of all night long. Do the show. Bedtime is after the show. No more alarm clocks in 2025 is the goal. And it's going very. I watched. But here's what I. Here's what I discovered I can't do because coming into the show you need a break if you're gonna, you know, veg out on something stupid before. And I started watching Lockerbie on Peacock about the Lockerbie air disaster in the late 80s, which I knew a little about from watching a lot of air disaster TV shows. That is one of the more depressing things to throw in front of yourself and then go, I gotta get to work in an hour. You can't. That's when you were doing overnights and stuff. You probably watched a lot of things. You're like, ooh, this hasn't set much of a mood. Mood as I leave the. The. No, no, really you need like a sleep break or some sort of a. A buffer. A little sorbet of life and napping and maybe a dream and then kind of forgetting you watched Lockerbie right before.

[John Holmberg]

Those 3 o'clock sideshow movies were not good. I mean it's not at 3 in the morning.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you find yourself watching a lot of weird stuff, but it's. It's more interesting. So far so good. And as a grown man, alarm clocks are for our baby stuff. Like it's for babies for me. Cause I'm not a person who likes getting up in the morning. This is the end of the day for me now. And it's working out beautifully. I really enjoy that. Otherwise I'm just crossing my arms like a six year old. I don't wanna go to bed. I gotta take a shower and then sleepy time. No, do it whenever I want. I took a shower last night about three. You know what? I'm gonna pop up, get a shower now. Feel pretty good about myself. It's great. It's just great. A little too windy last night for a bike ride. So it's going very well. But while I was there was a show on BBC did a on their news. I like their news a lot and they did a thing about. I forget what generation they call it the new one. There's Gen Z and then the thing behind it has a name too. And I forgot what it was. Do you know how they always do that study of like every few years or I guess every year, they're like humans biggest fears usually is somewhere. Somewhere in there is death, and then the next one is public speaking. Like, it's always up there. Our biggest fears in life and public speaking for years was hysterically. Number one. Death was second. And that was almost always a universal part of the study is like, you know, being caught naked, you know, and then. And then you start getting into robberies, like real threats and things like that. But number one has. Has oftentimes been the silly public speaking. People are truly anxious. Anxious and scared of it. The newest generation coming up, public speaking is now like, in the seventh or eighth, it's dropped pretty far. Cause they never have to do it. And also, they're very big on presenting themselves. So they kind of like Instagram and stuff has kind of killed that. So you're like, oh, that's nice. That finally that irrational fear of public speaking has disappeared and death is in its proper place. You know what's ahead of death for that generation that gives them more anxiety and fear? Phone calls. Phone calls. No Internet was forced.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

No Internet. No Internet was fourth. The. Yeah. Phone calls put a fear in them that makes them feel scared.

[John Holmberg]

Better tell Hopkins out so he doesn't keep calling.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. And I'm like, Doug's got to be careful that he makes a phone call to somebody in that generation, and they end up hanging themselves. And it isn't a surprising phone call. It's having to make a phone call. You know, when you're like, oh, I gotta call this person. Like, this is. This is beyond text. Like, when you have to make a call when you're actually. Or you're going to receive a call. Right. It brings them anxiety that they did scientific studies and, you know, stuck things on their heads and measured brainwaves that were akin to being robbed. Same exact dopamine and anxiety release in their brain was the same thing for somebody saying, all right, how about this? You're going to receive a phone call from a managerial position. You know, this and that. You have to. You have to be on the phone with this stranger or this person of authority for the next 10 or 15 minutes. And their brains reacted like they were about to get stabbed. Like that. It was a legitimate fear. And then they said, rank this on a scale of 1 to 7, 1 to 10, 1 to 12. And they'd be like, oh, that's definitely heights. It was number one. It wasn't even up there. Death, like, the idea and chat of Death, they could manage.

[Brett Fesley]

They're avoiding that, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Fesley]

That's why it's.

[Brady Bogan]

They could manage death. Like the talk, the understanding, the, you know, concept or lack thereof. It didn't scare them. They don't want to die. It was still in there. No. Internet also did that. And then the other thing that they always do in these tests, which I find fascinating, is take their phone away and then have it ding. I watched them do this with Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes a few years ago, and they were measuring his anxiety level. Same similar type of test where they're asking you questions, but they're really doing another thing to make you. And they took Anderson Cooper's phone away and turned it on. And then somebody would randomly text on purpose. Anderson's phone, and it was sitting close, but he couldn't get to it. And he's in the chair, and they're like, all right, let's talk about. Like, obviously, public speaking is not an issue for you. That's not going to be a thing. So let's talk about the things that's in Ding. And his levels would just go through the roof. Like, I'm missing a text, missing texts, missing Internet. Those things. Those are new fears that are coming up. No.

[Brett Fesley]

Although it seems like. Like, I noticed Kirby handles it pretty good. She has. It dings like crazy, but it's all on, you know, a group chat.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Brett Fesley]

So a lot of times she just lets that. Which I. I couldn't.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like, no, no. If the phone dings, I look at it. And that was the thing that they did in that thing too, also. And this was true when they did that with. And, like, people in their 40s are more concerned about that than younger people because they'll just get to it. That, to them is like when we used to miss a phone call and we'll call you back, a ding that they're like, oh, I'll get to you in a little while. But right now, people in their 40s are. The ones 40 and above are like.

[Brett Fesley]

Oh, if I don't get to.

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta have that.

[Brett Fesley]

I'll forget.

[Brady Bogan]

They get. And that's why Facebook was more dangerous to people over the age of 40 than it was people 20. And that's why everybody screams out, oh, the Internet is just destroying our kids. No, it's not. That's all they know. It's making you feel uncomfortable because you didn't grow up with it. So you can't conceive of a world where that's raising you. And so you look at it like, all these kids in this Internet, they're fine with it. You're the one uncomfortable with it. It's new to you. It's always been in their life. So you're adapting. They're not. And that was the thing. And so fear and people in their 50s and stuff. The fear of the Internet going out has now gotten into the top five. That was in every category except for, like, 70 plus. And you're a great study.

[Brett Fesley]

You're taught to respond, to answer that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, sure. Yeah. Or you're rude.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And you feel like you're missing something. It's crazy. And then Brett found those AI songs yesterday. And that's Skynet Man. I listened to if you haven't done it yet. Brett found accidentally because his algorithm includes racial slurs. Well, no, because you find them hysterical. We all have to admit. What, that the Internet is low. In fact, Facebook just did a thing. I was watching CNN yesterday. Facebook did a thing where they're no longer gonna censor. I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna tell you exactly why. They had a panel on a committee on CNN yesterday talking about how Facebook is no longer gonna censor certain things.

[Brett Fesley]

One, and they admitted they were overseas.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. No. Well, it wasn't even admission. It was basically saying, these things are banned from Facebook. And they're like, well, is that a speech issue? Some of the things that were banned. Calling women household objects. That's now free. You can do that all you want. Facebook won't throw a flag on it. Certain groups of people being called farm equipment. And CNN's discussing this yesterday. And I'm laughing hysterically like, guys, stop. Like, you're making it worse. The Internet doesn't have emotions. CNN telling people you're now allowed to use these slurs again is going to make that happen. It's not gonna make people go, this is terrible. It's gonna make them go, wait a minute. I can call a woman. Household equipment again. I'm doing it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the old dishwasher over there.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. And the lady at the end's like, I just don't even know why anybody would want to do that. And I'm like, step aside, sister. Hold this for a second. I can show you 20 people in my life that will not do it, but we'll pass on who is doing it to me. And we'll all go, oh, my God. Because the absurdity of that is out there. So, yeah. So Brett has something on your computer says you like these things. And this was. This was Trust me, I do too. I'm not gonna lie about it. I've got it too. The. The song that came up on there was a hilarious 1960s soul song that AI had recreated as a modern day thing about. And it's a. I forget who the rapper is. Has a song called I'm Gonna Slap Slap. A N Word is what the title of the song's called. This was. If you did it in a 1960s soul version and it's hysterical. Then we stumbled across almost vinyl, which is AI is writing albums in the style of 1960s, 70s and even 80s stuff. But like the Beach Boys, old 40s songs.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And they're just. Yeah. And they're soul. Anything like that. And they're redoing it. And I mean, the one. You wouldn't know it all. And the worst part is that the songs are great. They're modernized. There's a lot of cussing in them, which makes it seem even funnier because they would have never done that in 1950s and 60s soul songs. And then the one I liked the most was Ugly Baby, where a guy just sings about in a soulful way how he went over to his friend's house and saw their newborn and it's an. It's an ugly baby. Yeah. And then the background singers are making jokes and I'm like, if AI did subtle jokes in the background, we're done. If it starts understanding the nuance of comedy and can do it in 10 or 15 seconds, we're toast.

[John Holmberg]

Like that song effort. I'll start again tomorrow or something. Or try again tomorrow.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a great song.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Not only is it funny, it's a great song. F this day.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll try again tomorrow. I wrote. And the other one, the Beach Boys songs, which are just basically if the Beach Boys had some trouble swimming, like if they weren't very strong swimmers and all the beach parties they'd go to, deep down, they had these fears that if they get in the water, they might die and all. They're so good. AI is the thing we should be afraid of. Not phone calls. Although I do get a little anxiety when my phone rings. I have to admit that when Hopkins face pops up on my screen, I'm like, oh, boy. Because the only reason my phone should ring is death. Somebody's in big trouble. There's a death. Or, you know, you're coming over or something and you're asking me like. And I knew it. Like, I should. I should look and go, oh, something must. It's almost always Something must go wrong. My phone only rings. That's why I have anxiety if something's going badly.

[John Holmberg]

I think we've known each other 20 something years now. We talked on the phone like four times. I think maybe maybe four.

[Brady Bogan]

Four would be a under over that. I would be like, you're probably right on the money. If you went four or five now. Four and a half. I might take the under.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Might just. But. Yeah, we'll never know. But I don't think I've talked to you on the phone. Maybe during your first couple days of your divorce.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Figure out where you were going to end up. But I don't even know if we called each other.

[John Holmberg]

No, I think we were. I think maybe once. And then I know my mom passed.

[Brett Fesley]

Here with Brett, that you called him. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But I wake up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Are you waking him up? Yeah. I didn't answer. He's scared. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

One time I did.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Again, though, that something's really wrong. So there's. Where anxiety goes through the roof, is that you're feeling anxious when. Good Lord. When you've been awakened by your phone because you're late for work and Brady's.

[John Holmberg]

The first thing you hear coming in. Oh, no.

[Brady Bogan]

Miserable. Hilarious. But there's nothing worse than your phone ringing to tell you, hey, you're a jackass.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And you've got to answer this.

[John Holmberg]

And your wife's in there laughing at you, of course, because you're an idiot.

[Brady Bogan]

But I found that to be kind of a thing that just the discussion of, hey, you get a phone call. And so they're starting. So the one thing that they were starting, I think it was in Cambridge they're starting. And actually New York. It was Columbia as well. They're starting college courses to help ease anxiety for what they're calling older technology that still exists that they have to deal with. So the new technology scares older people. The old technology scares younger people because they're like, well, we do it. It's a better. Oh, there's another AI song. I drew a picture of my dick for you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I gotta listen to that one.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's a love song and it's based, like in. It's like an old Arlo Guthrie kind of folk song where a dude, just like every time he gets a little confused by, like this, the message he's getting from Wu, and he draws a picture of his dick and sends it to her in the mail and stuff. And then at the end it says, I hope maybe someday in the future. There'll be an easier way. It's just AI figures it all out. But they're. Yeah, they're so adept to how to communicate their way that. That telephone. Like, why would anybody do this? And, man, I'm. I'm on. I'm on base with that. I agree with you completely.

[John Holmberg]

Anytime my phone rings, I'm like, who the.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's that? Who's dead? And why are you doing this?

[John Holmberg]

Especially, like, if, like, my dad calls. He does text, but sometimes he'll call.

[Brady Bogan]

And I'm like, oh, my dad now uses emojis. And, like, mine does too. And I'm like, oh, my God, the thumbs up and. But it's smiley faces and. But if my dad's calling, something's going on either.

[Brett Fesley]

Or it's like, yeah, you know, like, if I hear. Get a call from Bunny, does she text?

[Brady Bogan]

She a texter Every now and then.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it a scramble, though? It's not really, no.

[Brett Fesley]

And if I text her, you know, usually it'd be a couple hours.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it usually, I'm gonna call you later. No, no. She doesn't twitch that it's gonna happen.

[Brett Fesley]

We've never really had detailed text, like, a discussion going on.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no.

[Brett Fesley]

I'm just gets to the point.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, you just fire one off, saying, hey, I'll call you in a little bit. Are you available? Those kind of texts.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah, she's done that a couple times.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's a decent human being who texts you to warn you of the phone call. But I found that to be. I thought that was pretty fascinating. There's an entire group of people under the age of 21 that are like that phone. And having to talk on the phone to someone scares them to death. They don't see it ever as a pleasant experience, which means phone calls are now 90% bad news. And a whole generation has grown up on the idea that when the phone rings, it means awful stuff. And it's a fear. Like, oh, my God. If I answer that, my aunt, my uncle, my dad, my mom, my brother, my. Somebody's dead. There's been a horrible accident. There's been something terrible. That's what they associate with that. And I associate horrifying phone calls with TV's Doug Hopkins, because his whole face shows up on my screen, and I'm like, oh, God. But he never calls. And then I'll. And then now it's like Chicken Little. And Doug has the ability to call me every time I'm on the toilet, and I just send him a picture of my Pants around my ankles. I'm like, you're amazing. Do you have cameras? Like, every time I sit down, you call me. And I'm not. I'm not talking to you during this. You never answer your phone. That's how people talk. Like, no, it isn't, Doug. That's not at all how people do it anymore. And then I feel bad now because when he texts, I know deep down he wants to. He's half hard wanting to call. He's like, really just dying. And then it's even funnier when I'm texting with him and then his commercial pops up on tv and I'm like, oh, what he wouldn't give to actually be in this room right now. But he loves it. Some people do. But it's a weird. Yeah, we're in a different. We're in that changing. Even 30 year olds were like, we don't understand. But nobody likes a phone call. So let that be a message to everybody, too. If you're still one of those people hanging onto the idea that people like being on the phone, you are wrong.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody wants to talk to you.

[Brady Bogan]

Number one fear in a small study of people under the age of 21, ahead of death. But the good news is public speaking is now way down the list. And that was. That was an old Seinfeld thing. It's like public speaking. What I'm doing right now is someone would rather die or be around death than do this, like, stand on a stage in front of a bunch of people. Have you ever been around someone who is afraid of public speaking? They almost don't. It's like passing out kind of. Kind of fear. You got to coach them through and like, it's. It's weird because I don't have it. Like, it was like when Ian Campfield worked here and he was afraid of dogs.

[Brett Fesley]

Puppies.

[Brady Bogan]

It was a real. All of them. It didn't matter. Small, big.

[Brett Fesley]

I thought it was more puppies than it was adult.

[Brady Bogan]

It was only because we had puppies here when we discovered it doesn't matter the size, age, or anything else of the dog. He is afraid of it. Scared to death of it, puppy or otherwise. So when we had all those puppies in the lobby, we figured Ian would be all right with that. They're pup. Nope. Just the same exact thing as if a, you know, a deerhound came in. So you start recognizing what irrational fears are. It's weird. The other thing I saw last night on the news, late night, and I'm loving this because late night News is different than regular news because they'll tell you stuff that the rest of the news probably doesn't want to. They're finding, and this might be because plastic surgery is such a huge business, that the COVID vaccine, much like the way Viagra was designed for heart issues and they discovered everybody was getting these rock hard boners. They're like, hey, I think if we did just a slight alteration on this thing, it can become just boner medicine. Ozempic was, you know, has been discovered as, you know, it's a thing to help you out with type 2 diabetes. And then. But they're saying, yeah, it's a rotting food in their guts and they don't get hungry. They're losing some weight. Maybe not the healthiest way to lose weight, but they're losing weight. And so it became a weight loss thing. They're finding that the COVID vaccine and the medical community doesn't want this. If injected into somebody of the right age, will grow your breasts, a woman's breasts, like three times the size.

[Brett Fesley]

It's gotta be the right.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's like an age thing and a developmental thing. So if you were giving your 12 year old, 13 year old daughter the COVID vaccine and they used the example of a girl who was a teenager and got. She was 19 and they couldn't find out why her B cup breasts. Brace yourself, boys.

[John Holmberg]

You said 19, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

We're all okay talking about it. Went to triple G. They couldn't figure it out. Like she. And nobody in her family. There was no reason to believe that triple G breasts were in the cards genetically for her. These massive triple G breasts.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going to Walgreens right now. I'll be right back.

[Brady Bogan]

And they traced it back to. The only thing she did that could possibly alter anything in her developmental stages was five years ago, taking the jab. And her boobs were the.

[John Holmberg]

Now there is a God.

[Brady Bogan]

There is a God and his name is Johnson. M. Johnson. You don't have to have those big plastic bags stuffed into your.

[Brett Fesley]

They naturally grow.

[Brady Bogan]

You just shove that thing in your daughter when she's 14. And I know that sounds terrible, but if you want your daughter to have a good life, that's. Hey, look, you can laugh. You can laugh at that. But bottom line is I have two friends who are parents who paid for their daughter's breast augmentation because she was so depressed that she never developed. In this day and age, the pressure to have boobs and be physically attractive is higher than it's Ever been probably thanks to the Internet and all the physical manifestations of your kids, they have to be, they have to be present as like little tiny models at every turn. And to somebody who is a little bit, you know, lacking in that department. Evidently they're now taking a look at the COVID vaccine because remember when they started to say kids don't need it. So it was a rarity that a lot of teenagers, like some kids got it. Someday they're finding that she's not alone.

[Brett Fesley]

Girls are lining up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, this will be a thing.

[John Holmberg]

You're making it easier for your daughters out there.

[Brady Bogan]

Making life like I've been saying for a couple years and people don't like hearing it. College, the future of college, it's for ugly people. College will be for ugly people and older people. If your, your, your peak years 18 to 25. And if the vaccine is, it's, if it goes Ozempic and turns into. By the way, we're using it side effect. You might have some strokes in your 20s. We're not real sure what it does, but it is going to grow your cans like crazy. America will do it without question. Suddenly that vaccine has no. Like, I would never put that in my body. The Ozempic weight loss is a dangerous side effect of what it was originally supposed to be. And then they're like, but America wants to lose weight. They're fat as hell. They'll do this. They'll let food rot in their stomach for days on end, which is the opposite of what your body's supposed to do so you don't stay hungry. And that's, that's a smart thing to do. It's a, it's side effects down the road of that'll be awful. But current like, it makes you look better. People will do it. There's side effects to the Viagra. You know, it can lower your blood pressure, be very dangerous for people who have blood pressure issues.

[Brett Fesley]

What like 10 or 11 years on the Ozempic thing. But that was for the diet.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. They knew what it was doing, but it was a side effect.

[Brett Fesley]

It'd be interesting to see a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

Of the medication that we're original Ozempic commercials. Oh, oh, oh. Ozempic. Dangerous side effects include sudden weight loss. Now it's. Hey. And some people even lost weight now it's like a great benefit because there's money in it. And when there's money in medicine, they don't care what it does to you later. If you're gonna buy it for the other Reason. Okay, we're fine with that. It's like if Jeep started to say you have to use it off road, they know that 90% of people who buy Jeeps are just getting groceries and going to work. They're just road warriors. They just make them look like, you know, I'm in a 10% category. Yeah, yeah, they make them. Can you buy to make it look like you're doing something? It's crazy. But yeah, so they started to do that and I'm like, well, that's an interesting thought. Can we turn the tide on the COVID vaccine? And I would use the argument that a lot of you people are like, that's terrible. You're firing drugs into your kid so it doesn't get herpes.

[John Holmberg]

They're also.

[Brett Fesley]

They did a study years ago about breast growing in young kids because of the dairy industry.

[Brady Bogan]

Cheese. Yeah, I remember. Well, that was government cheese. It was, it was the low end cheese.

[Brett Fesley]

And I heard something about, they're putting, you know, the, all the steroids and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, because low end cheese and the low end government cheese and the low end dairy was like an unregulated amount of that stuff was just, it was sneaking through because the processing was gone away.

[John Holmberg]

So Maryville cheese.

[Brady Bogan]

Or adds it or has or. Yeah, Maryville cheese. So they were, they were discovering in small. And it was when they first found this in Southern California, it was people who were, they started getting breasts early. Well, they started getting pubic hair at like 4. Yeah, I started pubing up. And they couldn't figure it out. And they're like, well, the only thing that they're doing different than other kids their age in this little community because they're, you know, they check the water, they check power lines and whatever. So like, what else? What's in their diet? We all eat this government cheese you guys send us because we're all poor. And they're like, oh, take a look at that. And then they just pulled it out and it was just like pube growing machine inside these. They're like, ah, well, this is the, this is the quick stamp cheese. This is the low end stuff that.

[John Holmberg]

Gets, you know, Compton cheese.

[Brady Bogan]

It was less Compton cheese in one.

[John Holmberg]

Straight out of Compton.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Like I said, it turned out it was mostly affecting Latina.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, really?

[Brady Bogan]

Latinx? I don't know how you say it anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Who knows?

[Brady Bogan]

But triple G, I was, I went to school with a girl who was absolutely stunning and her breast grew to triple J and she got a breast reduction her sophomore year of high school. Because out of nowhere, these just shattered problems. Now, that's what she was saying. And I took the Sam Kinison round. You got back problems. Lay down. You've been given the gift of life. You'll never have to work a day in your life when your back hurts. Lay down. No one's gonna go, get up, lazy. You've got the world by the ass. Lay down. But she had reduction. Her mom's boobs were huge. It made sense. Her sister had huge boobs. She was tiny and got the monsters. They were spectacular. Reduced them down to C's. By the time she graduated back up to double D's. So they were going to keep going at Triple J.

[John Holmberg]

She get married?

[Brady Bogan]

She did. I figured to what a guy. I call his name is Dave, but I believe most of us called him the luckiest prick on the planet. Yeah, she was. It was spectacular. And she was beautiful. She never took the jab. So if you. If you suddenly have jabbed the biggest boobs in your family and you're in your early 20s and you're like, gosh, that's weird. And you took the jab and you were like 15 or 16 while you were still developing, you can thank Covid for that. So the silver lining is it's free. Yeah. The government just bought you a PA. Boobs. Biden said he can forgive all your student loans. You're not even going to need student loans if you've got triple G cans and you keep your waste in order.

[John Holmberg]

Now, is it just cans? So far, that's what the cranks getting bigger now.

[Brady Bogan]

There's nobody who said that boys developed cranks. Well, you have to look into that. It's a good.

[John Holmberg]

I keep looking.

[Brady Bogan]

You do it.

[John Holmberg]

It's not the same size.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, no, it wouldn't happen to you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, good job. Younger, because.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You had to be in your puberty phase developing. Yeah. And they said that that's the only thing they could find in the similarities between all these girls that went from nothing to this isn't human udders. Was. Did you take the vaccine? Which one did you get? And they're like, I got Moderna. I'm like, oh. And they're not looking to go, we need to fix this. They're looking to go, which one did you take? And they all took Moderna. Or Johnson and Johnson are gonna be like, it's a boob pill now. And they're just gonna sell it. And they'll sell it, modify it a little bit, and it's gonna be a tricky pr. Thing they're gonna get the. Because it's tough to sell to parents. You know, your daughter, we can make sure she's got huge cans. If you're worried about that, that's a tough one to go for $800, we'll shoot this in there and pretty sure she's going to develop some massive cans in her life. And then you don't have to spend $15,000 on boobs for her 18th birthday. Or, you know, look around and see all the fake boobs and tell me, how many of those women, if they could have been told at age 14, would you have taken a shot if it guaranteed that you had big boobs when you were older? Oh, yeah. And it's kind of a sad statement on the society, but take rack grow. Yeah. Ask any girl with small boobs, hey, if there was a shot for that when you were 14, that would have guaranteed you'd have at least D cups. Would you have done it? And they'd be like in a second. What if the side effect is blindness in one eye? Don't care. Do I still have one good eye? We'll throw all that stuff away.

[Brett Fesley]

Just remind me of the other AI song. I took a gas station pill.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. It's hard as hell.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, great, John. Now I gotta have to worry about Johnson and Johnson commercials clogging up pornhub.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's. But who's that aimed at? They have. And what they're going to do is try to figure out how it works in adults because you're done developing. So what they have to do is try to figure out how to kick start, develop. So a lot of people are going to die of weird cancers in their 20s. Well, they try to modify the moderna shot to go, let's see if we can make. If we can jump start an adult woman's breast growth again without like making her heart blow up like, you know, five times too big. They'll do it. But right now and again, I watch those commercials where you're like, are you worried about your kid getting herpes someday? Shouldn't you give him a shot just in case it gives them cancer? I'm like, what? And that's a big business.

[Brett Fesley]

What was the firing that drug that was the side effect for. For men growing boobs.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there's a lot of those.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a lot of like. Well, because you got to get hormones for a lot of things, so it makes your boobs grow. You have to worry about that with testosterone and stuff. Like, it'll make your cans get bigger. If you're overdoing it or you're doing the wrong thing, I'd never leave the house. Gynomastia. But you have to be. You have to propensity for it. But, yeah, the. It's in. It's an interesting thought, but I. Yeah, those commercials that tell you your kid might get herpes someday. You might have a slut on your hands. You don't know it yet, but you might. And then her odds of cervical cancer go through the moon. You can do a preemptive strike when she's like 10, if you want. And that's kind of telling your kid, hey, I know you might be a whore, so put this in you. And in case you get some pumps. Well, at least slowing that down a little bit. So what's the difference between that and the Moderna guaranteed cans shop. And that would be a great Christmas stocking stuff for you. Get a little gift card when you're 14. Oh, my God. My mom and dad got me boobs for the future. And then you just put a needle in. She just sits back and waits every day until she's like. And then when she's 19, she just wakes up with this. And she doesn't have to go to school. You save money on breast implants and a college education. If you're a good parent, you'll do this with bra game. You're looking at your wife, who's got two plastic softballs under her skin because she never really had boobs, but she likes to play pretend that she does. Now she's got two big fakies under there. And, you know, genetically, she's passed on the no boobs to her daughter. College is like, for a good college, you're looking at 40, 50, $60,000 a year. That goes out the window. If your daughter's got great big cans, she doesn't have to work. You saved yourself. My guess right now, $300,000 savings. One shot guarantees your daughter, according to my calculations, guarantees your daughter has an easier life. Probably marries an owner of a football team. You know what you never see next to an owner of a football team? A girl with no boobs at all. Not one. Even the dude down in Jacksonville who's from somewhere else, he's still got, like, a lady with, you know, gigantic lips. And I mean, that's the other thing, if you could guarantee that it made you is some elixir that makes you look like you've got Kardashian lips and huge boobs. Forget it. I Want to see triple G boobs on somebody who's in shape, though? I don't think I've ever seen triple G boobs on somebody who's like, you can brag. You have triple G boobs to me right now as an adult, and I'd be like, oof. Yeah, probably got a triple G gut, too. Those are not gonna be pretty unless they came out of nowhere. And you're 20, so good job, medical science. Way to go, boys. Now that's the first time I've ever felt like I wish I had a son. Because then he could bring that girl over to the house and we could watch him swim from the window. That's his girlfriend. She took the Moderna when she was 11. Look at those. They're growing right in front of us. Anyway, perverts, let's get a wake up song, shall we? 5 8, 5, 9800. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98. KUPD. Wake up.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brett Fesley]

No membership fees.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Brady Bogan]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98 a year. Beautiful work. Very pleased with Miles to Nowhere's theme song for 2025. Couldn't be happier with it. Well done, ladies and boy. And in fact, they gave an email, they sent an email over that said, so glad you guys liked the song. It was so much fun to write and record. Fun fact. Going back to what Brett said a couple of days ago, the original line was with that big Juno.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, damn it, I want the remix.

[Brady Bogan]

After polling our Jewish friends, ironically on Hanukkah, we decided to let your minds wander and insert huge instead. Also, I fought for the line like a blue pill, they keep going to be replaced with like a herpe, it keeps burning. But Kristen refused to sing the word herpe, dammit. Anyway, I'll stick to the drums and not the lyrics. Thanks, Richard Duran. He's the boy in Miles to Nowhere that hangs out with those two tiny little ladies. Excellent work. Very pleased, very happy with the both of you up front there, Katie and Hobbs and then Richard the drummer. Excellent work. That's a weird email. This one says John, just listening to what you're talking about, named Raymond Vega, says, I grew up in Hawthorne, Southgate, California. Developed pubic hair at 78 years old. And guess what? Government cheese was in every one of my school lunches until I got to high school. Well, there you go. That's the study. They didn't tell you what was happening, but the garbage they were shoving in the food over there was making kids develop too fast. Down in SoCal, by my guess, you're probably about 48 years old too. That would be my guess because that's when it was really going nuts in the 80s, early 90s. Crazy. This is an interesting. Oh, and then the other one that said Scott, he says, great, now my daughter can have huge cans to go with her Trump tattoo and she's nine years old. This is an awesome world. It's True. Talked about the nine year old with the Trump tattoo yesterday and, you know, kind of whether or not that's kosher and how people feel about it. The artist who did it was on the news last night, and he basically said, all right, everybody get off my ass. He works down at Black Onyx tattoo shop in Yuma. I was like, everybody get off my ass. The parents were there, and nobody's telling the story. Evidently, the little girl and the family, her parents are from Turkey and they love America. They're like immigrant, like fresh ones that wave the little American flag constantly. They love it here like we should, but we're too busy always being told to hate this country. But they wave the flag and they love every second of now. I don't know how you end up moving from Turkey to Yuma, but that's how bad Turkey is, that you moved to Yuma and you're still happy. What did you leave to make Yuma the shining light on the hill anyway? They did. So he said it was this patriotic thing. His family said, culturally, it's not frowned upon for us. We want to get a tattoo annually to celebrate our lives here in the United States. So the dude's like, hey, the family was like, all gung ho about this. I talked them out of the Trump thing and talked him into just a flag. He said, get off my ass. And I kind of admire that. He called up the news and said, get off my ass. Now, a good PR person would go, just shut up. Nobody's gonna remember this in three days. But it was a pretty, you know, it was a nice little flag in the earth going, hey, first off, I live in Yuma. I've got enough trouble. Second, these Turkish people came in and lost their minds about the United States. I've never seen patriotism like that. So I threw a flag on their daughter's neck. He said. He said on Facebook and on. It's international now. And I think that is scary when the world attacks you and you're just some tattoo guy. Like, Tuesday, you were a tattoo guy in Yuma. Thursday you're on Fox News sitting there, shoes that to your attorney. Exactly. You're talking to Jesse Waters about what a jerk you are, and all your tattoo artists are getting heat, and people are like, saying they're gonna firebomb your place. Like, it gets scary.

[John Holmberg]

I guarantee he's gonna be booked.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, well, yeah, they're gonna do, like, field trips from schools and stuff over there. Sixth graders will be lined up. Third graders, third, fourth, fifth grade. You're gonna be able to kill it. This Miranda says about the Ozempic shot.

[Brett Fesley]

What the hell?

[Brady Bogan]

I had to buy my cans with hard earned money. Flat chested. Hard earned money. You know how hard that is for a woman to earn money with a flat chest? Yeah, nearly.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever she does.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, almost all flat chested women are poor. I think that's science. I honestly do. Worth every penny. But I would have taken that shot if I was a teenager. If it guaranteed boobs. See Side effects be damned.

[John Holmberg]

This next one.

[Brady Bogan]

So basically this takes Fauci back off the worst people in the world list to Nobel prize winner. Yeah, he didn't invent the vaccine. He pushed it. You know it was operation Lightspeed if you remember. But you know who's going to take credit for that? Trump? I remember when you guys were all mad at me. But let's remember what Operation Lightspeed was. Mine. And now you can thank me for an America that has the biggest on the planet. You're welcome. Colleges. Oh my God. To all the college boys. All those cans you get to slap around. Good. Good job. That's it. You're welcome. You've got a whole world of women who look like Madison Ivy now. Naturally. And that's because of me. You're so lucky. I was so lucky. Lucky Brady. That's what I say. Very lucky. I remember Zucker, schmuck. He's my friend now. Because you can call tranny's it on his platform and that's a good thing. It's America. Yeah, that takes Fauci off the list which is pretty great. He's now America's hero because he grew. He grew cans in a lab.

[John Holmberg]

Cans for America.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what we're all looking.

[John Holmberg]

Hands across America.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what we're all looking for. Except for. Then it turns into stuff like this. This is. This is interesting. For this can't be real. But it is true. There's a lady on onlyfans who made $40 million last year.

[John Holmberg]

What's she look like?

[Brett Fesley]

That's the one that bought the million dollar necklace for herself.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know that. But I know that her son is the cameraman.

[Brett Fesley]

Different one.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's son of Onlyfans star. Explains why he films content for mom. Now she doesn't have sex on the Internet, but she does provocative dirty pics. She's pretty. She's a good looking lady. There's a picture of her.

[John Holmberg]

Not bad.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she looks good. There's a picture of her with her son who does all the posing and directing of mom's only fans world beaten off to that. But that raised the question. For a cut of that 43 million, would you film your mom doing all sorts of dirty stuff?

[Brett Fesley]

Going to the next level.

[Brady Bogan]

Where do you draw that line?

[John Holmberg]

Cut a 43 million.

[Brady Bogan]

$43 million. You don't.

[Brett Fesley]

Doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't film Bunny and lingerie.

[Brett Fesley]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Crawling across the kitchen floor and then maybe moving the G string out of the way and exposing the spider. Yeah. No.

[John Holmberg]

For a portion of 43 million.

[Brady Bogan]

$43 million. You won't hold the phone.

[John Holmberg]

No. Call me Brett Scorsese. Give me a goddamn camera.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I might throw a finger in it. $43 million and you don't get all of it. Well, you're getting a nice chunk. And by the way, that's your mom, so you will eventually taste that. Not the mom part. Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You understood Brett Scorsese. Give me a goddamn camera.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm. I'm Tarantino on that thing. She's gonna be every single. I'd be banging on. I'm tired, John. I don't want. Marcy, it's time to go to work. Get up. If we can make 43 million half ass in this thing, think of what we can do if we put our mind to it. What do you want me to do? All right, take that tree branch over there. I want you to spit on it. Yeah. Suddenly, that mom son relationship, I can blur that line. I'm not gonna bang her or anything. That's 50 million. Yeah. You have morals. I got standards levels. Yeah. I'm not. But you would film Bunny if I said, hey, I got 43 million bucks. Give me two hours of content and get your mom crawling around on the floor and stuff. $43 million.

[Brett Fesley]

And she's like, yeah, let's take this money.

[Brady Bogan]

She's gonna do it anyway.

[Brett Fesley]

But if I don't. If I don't do it, I don't get a piece of it.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're not. Well, you're not doing a job. Why would you get a piece of it? Tom will do it. Yeah, Tom will do it. Your brother Tom Jr. Will do it. It.

[Brett Fesley]

He wouldn't do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. You don't know that. I guarantee 43 million. Brady. I call that school teacher right now and say, I got $43 million. Do you want it? What do I have to do? Film buns crawling around in a thong on the kitchen floor?

[Brett Fesley]

Pass.

[Brady Bogan]

He would say, you know what? Whose kitchen? My wife isn't going to want it in our kitchen. Because she's, you know, that's gross. Now, where do you draw that line? Now? Is the. Is it filming your mom in the throes of sex scenes? I'd still check that.

[John Holmberg]

That ain't me.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm just holding the camera.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

She's gonna do it no matter what.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. It's either me get portion of 43 million or some other Joe. No, I'm in.

[Brady Bogan]

And also, you're kind of protecting mom from a creepy cameraman, you know, to trustworthy. It's a. It's the family business, really, is another.

[John Holmberg]

Way to look at it. I like that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not bad. I'd do it in a heartbeat, in two seconds. In fact, even if my mom didn't want to, I drug her and I'd make her. I'd take some of that money and I would fire some sort of a heroin type pill in there and make her crawl around without her even knowing she's doing it. But they're giving the guy like, how do you do this? And he goes, look, I'm not sexually attracted to her. I don't have any issues with that. You know, she keeps it classy. She's a pretty woman. It's weird. He's Brazilian, and he goes, and I'm really good at it. I'm good with pictures. I get the lighting, I get the exposures and all this. I understand how it works, and it would rather be doing that with me. They said, are you embarrassed that your mother's selling herself? He goes, no, it's serene pictures. They're kind of pretty, you know, Landscape shots with a beautiful person in the middle of it. Why is that bad?

[Brett Fesley]

That sounds all right.

[Brady Bogan]

So it's just a job for me. It's just work. I don't get horny. It's my mom, for God's sakes. I'm not attracted to her. He said he was left feeling gross by one scene because he films her in the middle of interviews, answering questions and stuff. She's got to be sexy during, like. And he's, you know, he's the videographer. But she pulled in $43 million last year. So they're doing something right now. You're thinking of bunny at age 80, whatever she is. Yeah, that's 85 now. Go back to when you were a strapping young lad. You're 20 years old. 21. College. It.

[Brett Fesley]

It sounds like what this Brazilian mom and son have his pretty relatively tame.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I don't know. I haven't seen it. But, Brady, I'll tell you this. On Only fans taming, getting you 43 million bucks. She's showing some squash spider. She asked me. There's no. Are you. Are you on Only fans? You're going to give to the. The beautiful landscape, the Bob Ross with the beautiful. No.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So you got to be doing something special for 43 million. There's stuff going in. Has to be.

[Brett Fesley]

You know, it might be tough for the first week, and then you be numb to it.

[Brady Bogan]

Cash that first check.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah. Get a taste.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Get a taste of mom. Oh, I'm with you on that.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

He's not wrong.

[Brett Fesley]

You're the filmer.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's not wrong.

[John Holmberg]

I would film.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I get a taste, but I can film.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I'm not gonna dive in that. Yeah, but I mean. And then it starts to go, okay, we're talking about 43 million. What's the price tag? 43 million. An easy answer.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Where's the debate begin? How much do you have to make to film Mom? On Only fans like this kid. Where's the debate begin? That's. That's where it gets hard. That's where it gets.

[John Holmberg]

43 million is easy answer.

[Brady Bogan]

43 million is like, we're doing this. I'll be over in five. I leave right now.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Where's the debate begin? If she makes 10 million a year and you're in on that company, you're on the ground floor of this startup.

[John Holmberg]

You're still getting five.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what you're getting. Half. Let's say you're getting three.

[Brett Fesley]

No way. You'd get half.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Yeah, she's doing all the work. You're just. Basically, you're. You're. You know.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but you're doing the editing and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're doing the editing, 3 million is a nice price tag. She's still the star of the show.

[John Holmberg]

I'm still in the 3.

[Brady Bogan]

Ted Danson never wrote an episode of Cheers. Yeah, but he got the most money.

[John Holmberg]

I'm in a three.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm in at three.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady, $3 million in your hand right now. You're filming. Buns higher, Bob. You have to. You would. You would. For $3 million.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not true. If I give you $3 million, you take pictures of Bunny against her, against her will and send them out full news. $3 million. Bunny in her prime. You're in your 20s. You'd do that in a second. You'd do that in a second.

[John Holmberg]

You in your 20s, making 3 million a year. You wouldn't have to get up at 4 in the morning to come in here. I mean, you'd be done.

[Brady Bogan]

I might do it right now filming you.

[Brett Fesley]

These are all good points.

[Brady Bogan]

$3 million. I'm. I can be bought. Yeah, I know it sounds terrible considering, but I mean, it is terrible. My mom was bought. 3 million is 3 million ISIS radicalization videos that are making $3 million. I'm gonna still hold the camera. I mean, I can be bought. I mean, I don't. Those are those announcements that when it becomes serious, I'm still turning her ass in, but I'm taking the money first. Like, my mom's going nuts and I think she might be an isis, but I'm turning her in after the check clears.

[John Holmberg]

This guy wants to know what the site is so he can see what mama lets.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I'll tell you her name. I, I don't, I don't. I don't even know how actually works, to be honest with you. Her name is. Where's the article? Adult content. One person. Andresa Andressa Urach. U R A C H. Andressa. She's pretty. And she's got an adult son, which is even weirder. So again, that's proof to me that this is more than just 3 million.

[John Holmberg]

I'm taking pictures of that. I take.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, sure, there she is when he was young, going to like a movie premiere. That's the tough one. Is like seeing him when he's 9 and then. But he's older now and he takes good pictures of her. But she. If she really now again, 40, that's pretty good stuff right there. I don't know how far she goes, but she goes. You're not, yeah, you're not doing. Oh, wait, here's mom and son fully clothes areas. That's a picture I have. Fully clothed shots aren't getting you $43 million. That's a hell of a price tag. I don't know how they're doing that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, look at us.

[Brett Fesley]

She split her tongue.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, that's her just showing you what she can do with it. She can fold it up like a hot dog bun. There she is with some strapping lad that's about to bang her in front of her son.

[John Holmberg]

All right, 3 million.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I got no problem with that. I go out and do the audition process to find mom a proper suitor. Is that her right there?

[John Holmberg]

I think so.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, That's a tough film.

[Brett Fesley]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

So she's taking some big Brazilian duke.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, she's. Yeah. She's got DeAndre behind her.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he films that?

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah. No.

[John Holmberg]

3 million. I'm still in now.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't. I'll tell you this.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, still in at 3.

[Brady Bogan]

Seeing these pictures now, her getting fully. You know, she's safe.

[John Holmberg]

She's doing it safely.

[Brady Bogan]

She's got a condom on. He does the now. I don't feel like a hypocrite now. I know I'm doing it for the entertainment right. Of the world.

[John Holmberg]

You're welcome, world.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Mom's taking a money. Come on. Could I watch Paolo butter my mother for a couple million? Sure. Oh, there's an anal shot up close.

[John Holmberg]

That's fine. Three million. I'm in.

[Brady Bogan]

You'll do that for three? Oh, yeah, I think three.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, three. I'm in.

[Brady Bogan]

The first couple. The first couple times are going to be tough. But I'm. I'm. I'm not gonna lie and say it's.

[John Holmberg]

Like the videos we watch every day. You just become numb to it after a while.

[Brady Bogan]

Scary to me, that was. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And we don't make 3 million to watch that crap.

[Brett Fesley]

I'm not going there, Dewey.

[Brady Bogan]

I do that. That. I don't. I don't mind that she's doing it anyway, right?

[John Holmberg]

It's you or somebody. Somebody else getting that 3 million. You might as well.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady Bogan]

That's dumb. That's bad.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, look at that. Come on. Look at the close ups, Brady.

[Brett Fesley]

I'd hope my mom understands.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady, right now, I guarantee you, I'm.

[Brett Fesley]

Not your camera guy.

[Brady Bogan]

That picture I see of that Brazilian dong and that and that butt. Yeah, that would have been you. If the guy said, I'll keep Porkopolis open, he just, let me do this to you and take a picture. All right. How much? 43 million. You get a whole chain of porkoppy. Stick it in there, buddy. And Mom's keeping it together. That picture of her in the middle there of her laying on that rock. Yeah, she looks great. She got the vaccine. Evidently. That's nice stuff. But, yeah, it's a tough one. When I read that, I'm like, ooh. And then I saw the price tag and I'm like, oh, yeah, that's easy. That's an easy answer. If my mom looked like that and she's like, hey, I'm gonna start an only fans page. And then I started to see that the money's there. I'm like, hey, let's cut these strangers out of the mix, make this a family business. This is like Sanford and Son now.

[John Holmberg]

Big Dummy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I'm not an idiot. I'm not stupid. But, you know, and I don't believe you. I don't believe you at all.

[Brett Fesley]

Believe it.

[Brady Bogan]

I've seen you with the offer of a few bucks or saving $40 and you would. You'd lose. It's a whole different deal. No, no, that's the. It's money. It's. It's not a different deal.

[John Holmberg]

You know how much giraffe sauce you could sell if you had that kind of promo?

[Brady Bogan]

You sitting there saying, Yeah, I saved 30 bucks on it. It was 12 bucks. Like, you're always talking about savings or shopping out a deal. And you get 3 million. You're doing that. You play pretender. That. You know.

[Brett Fesley]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

It would be tough to see your mom doing that.

[Brett Fesley]

I just think of the after effects.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you think would happen?

[Brett Fesley]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just.

[Brett Fesley]

That's a tough pill to swallow, the after.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't have to swallow anything, Brady. She does the after effect while you're.

[John Holmberg]

At the Ferrari dealer buying a new car. Yeah, that's. That's a bad app.

[Brady Bogan]

Drive all your camera equipment over to Mom's place. Smells like butterscotch candies and bleach. That's. And now we know why mom has plastic on the furniture. It would be tough to find out. Mom squirts. But for $3 million, I might even put a little windshield wiper on my glasses.

[John Holmberg]

Wipers on the.

[Brady Bogan]

Pluto. You just saw your mom up in Montana. You took some pictures, right? Let's remember this moment. You're not getting $43 million for that.

[Dick Toledo]

I am not. And did you see the video where she's with a Thriller?

[Brady Bogan]

She's with a handicap guy. No, I didn't.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, let me pull that up.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Well, now it's novelty fun. So we could get Corey Thriller Walsh to go in. Bang Bunny. Brady gets a couple million dollars, and he says, no, I won't. That's fun. Yeah. I don't know that there's a lot of people out there. This guy says, For 3 million bucks, I'd perform with my mom. For 4 million, I'd make her finish James McCarthy. If you work with James McCarthy, fire him today, because that's gross. He's not supposed to say that out loud. It's a safe place. You're right. It's safe. But evidently she's this David says she is effing hot. How does her son not get a boner filming that? Well, there's One way. Cause she's his mama. She is hot though. In some of those people I knew. For 43 million she wasn't just taking wine skate pictures out in fields of daisies. She's got some in Rio. Yeah. National Brazilian soccer star is doing some damage doing own goals on him. On his mother. Where's the. Oh, God. He's filming a. Is that. Is that a little Debbie I'm seeing right there? And just remember, the guy on the other side of that camera is her son. Oh, man, she's. Oh, that's a.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a pick of.

[Brady Bogan]

Really skinny legged kid in a wheelchair, it would appear. What is that, a baby? What is. What am I looking at? She's licking his little crippled toes.

[Dick Toledo]

Just wait.

[Brady Bogan]

He's. He's really. Oh, this guy's super crippled. Oh, man, we're not talking like minor problems. This is. He doesn't even get to use the handicap parking because I don't think that thing can drive.

[John Holmberg]

It's almost like Brady's Kenny Loggins.

[Brady Bogan]

He's licking his little deformed foot full.

[Brett Fesley]

Figured compared to Kenny Loggins.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God. That's like a. Is this real?

[John Holmberg]

3 million bucks. Bring. Bring Thriller in here. I'.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, the only thing with that video I get fired for is laughing the whole time. You gotta shut up. I'm sorry. I can't not look at him. He is incredibly crippled and my mom is having sex with him and acts like she's into it. Yeah, she's good looking. Yeah, that's an easy for this room. Kind of an easy debate. Brady's lying 100%. Brady's trying to like hire Bob, keep some sort of. Trying to feign some sort of phony morality when we all know that Brady is the first one that would be in line with. We'd take longer to actually him and haw over it than when he saw the check those cartoon eye dollar signs start rolling.

[John Holmberg]

He'd be Duck McScrew just jumping into.

[Brady Bogan]

His pool of gold.

[Brett Fesley]

Mr. Krabs.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you'd go full Mr. Krabs on that one. We've seen you. It took Brady like two weeks to order a refrigerator for our office because you were shopping deals. Every time I go in there, he's like, I don't know, this one's 470 and this one's 420. What's the difference? Just get a fridge. Maybe I can get a better deal on that.

[John Holmberg]

It's not a Viking or something.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, he barters for everything. It's different for him. He loves the idea that $3 million. How many barbecue islands you could just go by? You wouldn't even have to go in there and, like, I'll give you a couple bottles of sauce. Instead, you'd just be like, I've got money now. Watch this.

[Dick Toledo]

You with your own barbecue store, you.

[John Holmberg]

Could buy the World Wildlife Zoo with that kind of jack.

[Brady Bogan]

You could go down there and feed pumpkins to anything you wanted with your top hat and your monocle and your mom porn. Oh, my God. So tell Brady to quit bitching. Filming old buns, taking that legion of Jamaican hogs you used to keep in the house. Dry your tears with a stack of Benjamins. Yeah, baby, that's true. Yeah. And now you got enough money to go to a good therapist.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Real. I might be struggling with this a little. It's like, you probably shouldn't film your mom having sex, but I don't get my paycheck's $3 million. She's pulling in 43 million a year. It's like, are you guys hiring Katrina? Oh, Katrina would be there. Like, you know what you need?

[John Holmberg]

You need a second city crew.

[Brady Bogan]

I think we need to do. I think we need to wax her again. The lighting's bouncing off of some of the old lady pubes.

[Dick Toledo]

Dexter says, I hate to bring this up, Brett, but gives a whole new meaning to your mom's sauce.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. No, no.

[John Holmberg]

Three million bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody ever. Nobody's sauce tastes as good as my mama's sauce.

[Brett Fesley]

Mom's gravy.

[Brady Bogan]

My mom's gravy. It's on film.

[John Holmberg]

Yep. For three million bucks. Whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And this kid's, like, kind of proud of it, and I think it. It again. This is great marketing. Family business. Now you find out. Wait a minute. That's the lady whose son filmed. Now you want to see it even more. She's gonna make more than 43 million because she's got her son behind the camera. This is great. Said, man, that's two days in a row, John. Great random quotes flying out of your mouth. Quote, he's very crippled, and he's banging my mom. That's right. You only hear that here. Here. That's a very crippled person, though. Like, if you said, like, you know, those things when you do a survey after it says, satisfied, not satisfied. Very satisfied. Extreme. That's a 10. He's. Well, I think he's like, an 8. It's. It's. If you go from normal. Crippled. Very crippled. Extremely crippled. He's very crippled.

[Brett Fesley]

It's like that Instagram couple, huh? The girl really hot and the guy, I think his name's Steve or something like that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and he's all messed up.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, I don't think he's as crippled as that guy.

[Brett Fesley]

That's who I thought it was.

[Brady Bogan]

That guy is really crippled. John.

[Dick Toledo]

My money walked around the house naked already, mom. And it ain't pretty.

[Brady Bogan]

He called her.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm in for anything over 500.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you hear yourself? Over 500. Money walked around the house. That's not mom that he calls her his money. For $3 million, I'd have a circle jerk with my dad and grandpa on the Internet. That's easy. Three million bucks. Me and my dad giving a good old fashioned tuck. It's like having a catch. It's like the. That's like a modern day end to field of Dreams. Dad, you want to. You want to have a tug? I thought you never ask.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady listening. Since the fall and I got to say, you'd participate for a set of patio and window shades.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. That's right. Yeah. That field of dream. Circle jerk. If you build it, he will come. We Both will. For 3 million bucks. Anyway, that's the world we live in now. May seem wrong, but. But it's not. This now goes back to yesterday. Would you film your mom having sex if she was Janice Joplin? I better get a bigger chunk of that 43 million to be in a room with that. I don't think you can survive that. That would. That. That would smell like the entire planet getting a permanent. At the same time, I don't think her pants down is safe for human. No Janice job. I might throw a wrench into that.

[Brett Fesley]

People would run. Is there a gas lady?

[Brady Bogan]

3 million bucks to film my mom getting tag teamed by Alec and Caleb from Shriners. Yeah. This is easy. Yeah. Done. Get the adorable blanket out. Lay the blanket out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Now tile your mom off with this adorable blanket.

[Brett Fesley]

Who's got an idea?

[Brady Bogan]

Your mom broke nine of my bones. Sorry about that, Caleb. I'm not complaining.

[Dick Toledo]

John, maybe you know this person or not, but I'm not sure. I think Sunny Lane's parents direct and film her movies as well. I'm not familiar with.

[Brady Bogan]

Now we get into that conversation. Brady just turned blue. Not that. All right. Would you film Alex?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, God, no.

[Brady Bogan]

For $3 million? That's the threshold we've put on it. This kid's making more than 3 million. If mom's. If mom's pulling in 4 if Alex was doing sex videos. And he was making $25 million and he asked you to help out. Come on.

[Dick Toledo]

I know. I'm with you.

[Brady Bogan]

Difficult, man.

[John Holmberg]

Just think of how much rent that would pay. I mean, you know, you'd be good.

[Brady Bogan]

You'd be off that chime. Credit card that you guys float around. I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what kind of freeloading, you know, upfront credit cards that he's got. Those would all be gone, I think. Yeah, that would. I think that's a tougher one than filming mom.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

Filming your kid for sure. Would you let Bunny do it? She could film the youth. It's tough. And now you throw in the $5 million. It's like, Jesus, this is. You can get into generational wealth after a couple of years.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody ever has to work again. It's called sacrifice.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know, John. 43 million is cut in half from taxes and then half it again because they got a wife. It's really only like 12 million brothers.

[Brady Bogan]

It is true that your wife's gonna end up with half of that. Your marriage isn't gonna work out if your day to day job is film.

[Brett Fesley]

You have a tough time with a relationship.

[Brady Bogan]

She's at Postino's going, my husband's new job is driving me nuts.

[John Holmberg]

I told you not to call me at work.

[Brady Bogan]

What's he do? He's a videographer. I'm not saying where or how. Yeah, she'd be all embarrassed that you're getting divorced, but again, it's better to get divorced with 12 million in your pocket than it is, you know, throwing shingles on a roof. And you might have, you know, a couple hundred grand totally saved in your 40 years of working.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, Toledo. It's your time to be the dad you never had.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I said when I read that one.

[Brady Bogan]

David Vasquez, you make me sick. I hate waking up and driving to work every day. So much for a piece of the pie. I'd have some of that pie myself. Worst case scenario, I might have to get a coat hanger because you knocked your mom up. And maybe that's how you make one of those crippled kids for future videos. Anyway, that's. That's our world now, Brady. That's the world you've created.

[John Holmberg]

You guys say, easy to film your mom making porn until Barry woods giant dong swings in the door.

[Brady Bogan]

That's racist.

[Dick Toledo]

Instrument matter.

[Brady Bogan]

That's flat racist. Just because you don't want your mom to have sex with Barry, merging her V to her A.

[Dick Toledo]

So to him. So to him, Thriller is easier to film, apparently. Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Racist. That's all that is, is racism. I find it easier to film Barry woods incredibly functional body than I would watch Thriller and help him get his pants off first.

[John Holmberg]

Either way, 3 million.

[Brady Bogan]

3 million of money's in my pocket. I'm just gonna grip my. The dentist is gonna go like, geez, John, you've been grinding your teeth a lot. Yeah, I don't think I sleep the same anymore. Pretty sure I'm whittling these down.

[Dick Toledo]

I hear you're pretty wealthy.

[Brady Bogan]

You're doing really well. What, you got a lot of stress? Not so much stress. Just some discomfort. When I lay my head down at night, there's some. I have some moments, but I'm. You know. Then I just go to my cash app, and my. I look and I see the number, and, like, everything's gonna be just fine.

[John Holmberg]

For the 3 million, you can have Tom Brady piano teeth put in.

[Brady Bogan]

You're fine. I can look like a. Like an organ, for God's sake.

[Dick Toledo]

I rotate between the Cash app and the Calm app a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Back and forth through, like, my numbers. Like, I went to my Merrill lynch account and said, okay, it's worth it, but if I'm not, that's kind of my soothing moment.

[John Holmberg]

We've all walked in on accident on our mom. 3 million to stay in film. What an opportunity.

[Brady Bogan]

No, we all haven't. But if walking in on my mom meant a huge payday, that's something we'd have to deal with.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. He looked at this guy, looked it up. Mom charges 50 bucks a month for only fence.

[Brady Bogan]

It's kind of pricey, but she's. She's putting up product.

[John Holmberg]

I thought. I thought like, 20 bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

Average. No way. Average for onlyfans has to be like six bucks, because there's. Oh, there's millions. Well, I'm saying average.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, a lot of ladies are on there for, like, three, four dollars.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought.

[John Holmberg]

I thought they got a bargain section.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought you buy to only fans, and you get access to whoever's on it.

[Brady Bogan]

You go, you click, you download only fans, and then you pick your person, and then you got to pay for individual a la carte. Gotcha. Gotcha. It's like, rah rah room. I have a membership. Doesn't mean the food's free. Once you get in the rah rah room, you're like, hey, how's it going, everybody? What's going on over here. Oh, some. Some wagyu tartar. That's nice. And then there's a fee for that. Same with only fans. You. You get the app, you're a member, then you can start perusing. I have no interest in only fans. I find porn's free. I don't know who pays for that. I don't understand why you would ever pay a dollar for a porn thing, other than they'll talk to you and stuff. And I think there's a little more interactive. Yeah, there's a loneliness factor on some of that. Not all of them, but, like, some of it's live. Well, that's true of all. There's like, a lot of porn sites with that, but that's how it is. But 43 million bucks. Yeah, it's gross. Yes, yes. Anyway, but the crippled kid was a shocker. Her. And she's putting out some products. She's putting out, you know, some very creative art. USC film school may someday study this because it's the future of. Of cinema. And when I say cinema, you can't spell that without ma yuck. You gotta see thrillers wang. I think I'd have more trouble with thrillers wang than I would my mom's honey hole. I can see thriller in action. Getting wood and like, yuck. So. Good morning. How you doing? Hope everybody's having a nice day.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, I don't think Rico Blaze ever made $43 million on his sites.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Rico Blaze never pulled out. Don't bring Rico Blaze into this. Yeah. Anyway, nothing you can do about it. We'll just move forward. You know, Sean Rockefeller, our blind listener, he's got it made. I mean, he probably wouldn't be the best photographer in the world, but he could do it. I don't know if his sense of smell is heightened up, but, you know, little baby powder and some perfume and everything should be fine. Even though Sean has texted and said, stop making me think of my mother. What good is 43 million if I'll never get another boner as long as I live? You've got it easy. You don't have to see it. Yeah, I could do it. Brady's a liar.

[Brett Fesley]

No, the problem is, as much as I like do it for the money, I don't think I could do it. I don't think you stand there. Repercussions. The mental trauma, the.

[Brady Bogan]

That's up to you. That's got to be mentally stronger. What mental repercussions do you have? Have?

[Dick Toledo]

And no offense, at our age, what do what do we got left to like, struggle?

[Brady Bogan]

It's not like your. Your developmental years are destroyed. You're. You're going into your second childhood in a couple years.

[Brett Fesley]

I was worried about what my school friends would think.

[Brady Bogan]

Right, you would worry about what other people would think. You'd be worried about the country club judging you. You're standing in the community. Oh, yeah, that would bother you. But you'd be in a new community. You wouldn't be with those judgmental crits.

[Brett Fesley]

Well, I don't know what that community would be.

[Brady Bogan]

And you'd buy a new. And you wouldn't want to hang out.

[Dick Toledo]

With the people you want. They'll find you.

[Brady Bogan]

You now live in a new stratosphere of cash. You don't want to hang out with those deadbeats you had in your life before. You think Laser's gonna stick around when you pull in the 10 million? No, he'd support.

[Brett Fesley]

He'd have a membership.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he'd have a membership. But you wouldn't talk to him anymore. And there'd be a for sale sign in your front yard. You're not gonna live there.

[Brett Fesley]

You'd have to. You'd have to move.

[Brady Bogan]

You wouldn't have to move, but you would. You would. For the purpose of getting away from all those of the riff raff you're better than.

[Dick Toledo]

And before Laser finds out how you got your money, you'd be smoking a stogie in your cyber truck pulling down.

[Brady Bogan]

Your room because I hit it Big Lazer.

[John Holmberg]

Lighting it with hundred dollar bills.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. You know what? Don't blow that in my face, Bogan. The difference between Laser and loser is one letter. See ya. Never liked you. Never liked you, you jackass ass. Our houses are too close together. I'm getting out of this. Hello. You wouldn't move for financial reason.

[Brett Fesley]

Stay right there.

[Brady Bogan]

See? Listen to what he's saying.

[John Holmberg]

You're lying.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady said you'd have to move. And the reason you said that is because your taxes would be. You'd have to do this. You're thinking about money the whole time. You're not thinking about. Yeah, you'd be fine. You get out of there. You get out of there because the people you're around can't keep up with you.

[Dick Toledo]

And your current house becomes.

[John Holmberg]

Kirby.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, just give it to her. Let her deal with what your family thinks about in the family business. Here.

[Dick Toledo]

You like this? It becomes a tax write off.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's the other thing that nobody likes to talk about. This. I just saw this the other day on the News. And I couldn't believe it was real, but it is. They're trying in a subtle way because they're seeing the trends now with younger people not socializing and bars and stuff. Bars are seeing like a young. The next generation is not hobnobbing around bars and stuff. They're not like frequenting all the bars. The alcohol sales for that generation are lower than they've been for anything else. You know what that affects the most? Schools. So what they need to do is get the younger generation to pop a few. You can get back out in the bars and drinking a little bit more. Because school money is now affected because alcohol, pornography and weed money lottery, all that stuff is for your kids. Nobody likes to talk about the reality. See the underbelly of what actually pays for things around here.

[Dick Toledo]

Those bond issues you don't vote for. Go buy a lottery ticket, cuz that's how you support it.

[Brady Bogan]

All that stuff kicks in to schools and roads and they're like, ooh, this negative. And they see the, they do studies on that. The writing on the wall is, oh, this next generation isn't like drinking like the ones before. That's gonna affect the tax revenue and that's gonna affect. What's it gonna. It's gonna make it so it's harder to do schooling, roads, all that stuff. But they got excited. The only reason that marijuana was ever legalized was because of the. We found a cash flow thing to where we could morally have them around and then still say, oh, they're going to schools and stuff. It pays for things. Porn, smoking, drinking, gambling. America, it's all for public schools.

[John Holmberg]

That's America.

[Brady Bogan]

That's America. So every time you feel morally like, oh, this is terrible what I'm doing here on this, this only fans page, just know that those are your tax dollars. Hard at work to teach Timmy and Johnny how to read. I should say Braden and Kaden. Because nobody has Timmy and Johnny as a kid anymore. So yeah, they were trying to subtly figure out ways to make it so college kids and high school kids feel comfortable going to bars again and drinking, not binge drinking so much because they can't like encourage that. But let's be honest. Honest, that's a, that's a thing that alcohol companies and state tax revenue. You know guys, they actually deep down really kind of like that when your kids drink excessively. They loved Covid. Ironically, all the schools were closed, but they had enough money stockpiled for the next year to be like, man, we drank ourselves into a coma for A year and a half. And tax money's great. They like that. So they'll notice that that's going to start happening to your kids. There's going to be like they used to do with cigarettes. They figured out a way around that. But the tax money from cigarettes, that used to pay for everything. Because if you. If you go back to when we were kids and they had candy cigarettes because it was, like, so much fun to teach a kid to get into the habit of having those in your hands. Not only that, that's good for revenue.

[Dick Toledo]

That's how most states just kept adding money. Just add another tax to the cigarettes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, they crushed them.

[Dick Toledo]

Crushing them.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll make it seem like it's bad for people. What the problem was the medical things were going to be lawsuits soon, so it was going to outweigh the tax benefits. So let's just start making those things go away.

[Brett Fesley]

Talking about, though, on the alcohol, putting the surgeon general warning, good luck, Cancer.

[Brady Bogan]

They're trying.

[Dick Toledo]

My son and his buddies laugh at that reading it.

[Brady Bogan]

And also link it to cancer all you want. It took 45 years for them to link cigarettes to cancer.

[Brett Fesley]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And we knew it immediately. He's put fire in your lungs. There's probably going to be some repercussions. Alcohol's been around for a long time, and it's not necessarily like cancer creating everything's. If you really want to get into it. These power lines we walk by every day are probably causing just as much trouble as any alcohol.

[John Holmberg]

These phones that we keep in our pockets all day long, getting ass cancer.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly right. Fred, I don't know where you keep your phone. Put it in your back pocket.

[John Holmberg]

Put it in your back pocket. Where do you keep yours? Well, then you're getting prick cancer. Getting cancer one way or another.

[Brady Bogan]

People say whether I had a phone or not, I was gonna end up with prick cancer because I'm a prick anyway. You're probably right. The phones, we don't know. But for convenience, we're like, what are the side effects of this? Or maybe cancer. Maybe not. I don't know. Okay, I'll stuff it between my legs and drive around. Yeah. So far, so good on that one. But you're probably right. We don't know. But just know that your kids not drinking are gonna affect the next generation's learning skills. So let's get your kids back in on the. On the good. On the hooch. Got to get the kids back into the hooch. They were really saying too kind of in A weird, strange way that it's high school parties that have become obsolete. So then in college they don't. They don't have.

[Dick Toledo]

It is to the extent like we were doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the high school parties of drinking and doing all sorts of stuff aren't what they used to be. Not even close. That was. Look, you don't drive by.

[Brett Fesley]

Sure. Because it's not even the social.

[Brady Bogan]

Socialism is not socialism, but socialization. Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

Socialization that they've been doing is socializing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's different. It's a totally different thing.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, that and you've got a good section of Gilbert moms who are inviting the party.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. Their house and the parents are.

[Dick Toledo]

So they can keep an eye. Well, this way we can keep an eye on them.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, Brett knows. When we were growing up, Burger King on Dobson, that's where you found it worth. Guadalupe had 500 people there and there were five, six different options. I don't think that exists like it used to.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, and nobody goes out to. Well, I don't know if there's any around here, but like out in the field, like growing up in Montana, we'd have a kegger out in the Ellsworth.

[Brady Bogan]

End of Ellsworth. You go to the end of Ellsworth.

[John Holmberg]

Go around the barrier.

[Brady Bogan]

Go around the barrier.

[John Holmberg]

Right next to. Right next to the Proving Ground.

[Brady Bogan]

That was about 10 miles after it ended. Oh, wow. That area grew so fast.

[Dick Toledo]

You were out nowhere.

[Brady Bogan]

Ellsworth and Elliot was.

[John Holmberg]

There was nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

Desert parties every Friday at least.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you guys not burn down that.

[Brady Bogan]

Whole area a couple times?

[John Holmberg]

They did. It happened a few times.

[Brady Bogan]

There were some fires and the cops would break it up every time. And then we'd drive all the way back to the Burger King, find out whose house had beer. You need to get your kids back on that track or nobody's gonna have a school to go to in the future. That's what I'm learning at 7:33. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Bert?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

There's a. I'm looking at the weather map right now, not seeing anything.

[Brett Fesley]

Another weather dong.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm not looking for weather dongs. I'm actually looking for weather on the brain. This conversation and argued about it all, and now he's like, where's the weather dong? No, I'm looking for weather because I'm an adult. Filming your mom. Yeah. The flag stuff's not gonna. I thought they'd get like. This is just enough to make you think that flag's probably getting something. Maybe.

[John Holmberg]

I guess they're getting a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's not, you know, hey, they can make it. Yeah, it's fake. Yeah. Guys.

[Dick Toledo]

We'd party up in Usury Pass until the homeless moved in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they ruined a lot of stuff. They're hanging around, messing up all of.

[John Holmberg]

Our party locale until they move downtown.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't. They don't do that now. They don't go out and have desert parties. It's too far.

[John Holmberg]

That goes so far.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then like driving these kids when they're not allowed on freeways and like, you're 16, you can' go to the big roads. It's crazy. You're not allowed to have. I didn't know this. They're not allowed to have like, more than one person in a car at a time, right?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Their first year driving, supposedly.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't know that. My buddy just had to reprimand his daughter.

[Brett Fesley]

17 or. I thought.

[Brady Bogan]

But when they're 16, they're not allowed to have permit.

[Dick Toledo]

No, their permit. They can't have anybody. You're supposed to be with them in the car.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Your first year, you're not supposed to have more than one person in your car. I didn't know that. My. My buddy's daughter just got hit with.

[Dick Toledo]

That because he had his little Jetta and he had loaded up with like six of his buddies taking them all to school. I'm like, you can't do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Ab. First of all, even if you could, they. They all need a seat belt.

[Brady Bogan]

My friend's daughter just got pulled over and had four of them in there.

[Dick Toledo]

And can't do it.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I didn't know that was a rule. Yeah, that was never a rule with us. I was on the freeway the first day. It's crazy. The loaded Jeep, three of Us and we were going to the river.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That was the day I got it. Stuck in the river. Day one, Dan almost had to kill a kid. Had to dump that thing in the river on the first day. It was sliding in there pretty quick. Luckily we we caught it. What do you got, Brett?

[John Holmberg]

All right. On the list got Megadeth, Azie, acdc, Metallica, Avatar, Prodigy, Stone Sour, the Hives Slayer, Snot Minute. I knew we were going to stop right there.

[Brady Bogan]

So let's just go there. The Hives countdown to shut down is going to get you going every time. It's a great song. I don't want it every time. But when it pops and you. You know what? Kudos to you guys who. Who call in or text in. You don't overdo it. Like monkey business showed up in the proper amount of time. Since the last time we heard it. Countdown to shutdown shows up. And I'm excited to hear it again. This is a great song.

[Dick Toledo]

Guys. Wasn't that area out on Ellsworth called the trees there? Trees out there.

[Brady Bogan]

We just called.

[John Holmberg]

We called it End of Elliott or End of Ellsworth.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we were just Ellsworth and Elliott.

[Brett Fesley]

There was one more light still was the tubes or. They called the.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't know anything about it.

[Brett Fesley]

They had some same desert boondocks.

[Brady Bogan]

Outskirts of this town was basically high school parties everywhere.

[John Holmberg]

You basically go to the proving grounds, go around the barriers and you're there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And some idiot starts a fire. And then the cops show up. 15 minutes. Because we put flyers out too. We'll be out in a minute. And we never changed the location. Get caught one week and then go back the exact same spot the next week. And the cops are waiting like, not this week. Oh, they busted us. I'm like, we're idiots. Of course they did.

[Brett Fesley]

Well, I mean, that's the recent thing when the whole goon thing started happening. There's a gathering. You know, a couple of times those fights took place at outside of the Santan village.

[Brady Bogan]

Right?

[Brett Fesley]

In and out.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Fesley]

They still gather around there.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Because Gilbert moms are babies. And through a big fit every weekend at Burger King there was a fist.

[John Holmberg]

Fight, but it got broken up.

[Brady Bogan]

And nobody's parents cried to Channel 12. And Gilbert's in the annoying. They've ruined it all. They're gonna. And you know what? Go ahead, ladies. Keep putting your bedazzled pants on. Dress like your daughter. Eventually there's not gonna be any schools because you're making them. You're making them afraid to go out. You know you're gonna end up buying them fake cans when they're 18 and wonder how come they're not social. Then that boy you've got is some incel. You've got to worry about him driving a truck through people. Get them socialized in high school. Let them go to these desert parties and get caught a couple of times.

[John Holmberg]

207. Out near the Renaissance Festival. AJ Kids and Mesa kids go out there to party.

[Brady Bogan]

That's too far.

[John Holmberg]

That is.

[Brady Bogan]

By the Ren Festival. Geez.

[Brett Fesley]

Still happening.

[John Holmberg]

That's what he said. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's too far. Look. But I bet you there's a lot of soaking that's going on those Mormon kids rolling out there anyway. It's the hives Countdown to shutdown. This is just phenomenal stuff right here. Here my Swedish friends. It's already a couple years ago. Feels like it was just a month or two. It's two years old. It's countdown to shut down. It's your wake them up since 98.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool actually.

[Brett Fesley]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. No, no he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Can you repeat it? Windy. Gross mornings. But it was weird outside. Just watching out there is strange looking I guess because we haven't seen clouds since Geez. Last March. So it's kind of weird to have an overcast start to the day. Although it does look a little blue out there. Oh well. What are you gonna do? Looking forward to when it rains because it's gonna be weird when it does. Will we remember how to behave at 7:57? That means it's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. Then we say Brady Report it.

[Brett Fesley]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi.

[Brett Fesley]

Happy National Take the stairs day.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Chunks.

[Brett Fesley]

A couple of basis fun facts. Forever 21 was founded by a Korean couple in Los Angeles in 1984 selling clothing designs that were similar to the ones that were popular in South Korea at the time.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so the South Korean fashion in 84.

[Brett Fesley]

In 84 we all currently have hemorrhoids. They're just not inflamed.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Just in waiting. I didn't know that you always have hemorrhoids. It's whether or not somebody blows them Up. You have to strain to get them because essentially it's just blood vessels. Right. And they're just waiting to get. They're in there. There. It's the start of one.

[Brett Fesley]

Oxford university in England is older than the aztec society. Oxford became a University in 1249.

[Brady Bogan]

Good Lord.

[Brett Fesley]

The Aztecs originated in 1325.

[Brady Bogan]

Good Lord. Megan had a moment. We watched the original nosferatu and I believe it was taking place in the mid-1800s, but I think they had some sort of flashback to the 1400s. Not easy to follow. What? What?

[John Holmberg]

You'll see.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. And she was a little drunk. And we're sitting across the room and just in movies on. It's just so weird to think of that all before. Like, yeah, sure is. Do they even have wheels then? What? Never mind. Just shh. Did they have whim like, you mean in caveman times? Of course they had wheels then. In the. I think Columbus got here in 1492. They had boats before wheels. What's wrong with you? You know what I mean. Nobody knows what you mean. You talking about. Did they have wheels then? And then I'm like, what are you talking about? Also 1860, when this. Or the flashback scene. Which one? Are you surprised that wheels exist? I'm not talking to you. And that makes us both happier. Thank you. You good? The silent movies on.

[Brett Fesley]

On this day in history, 190 years.

[Brady Bogan]

Ago, we watch silent movies, and it's not about the people on the screen. It's about you. You be silent. This is a. Sorry. Go ahead.

[Brett Fesley]

On this day in 1835, the u. S. National debt was completely paid off under Andrew Jackson, giving us a zero balance for the first time and the only time in history.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's. I get too excited about that. He was using a lot of slave labor and he was marching indians all over the place. But again, we've made it. So Andrew Jackson doing good things is like saying Hitler had some good ideas. We only focus on the horrible stuff that he used to do. And Indians. You're right. He didn't do well with you people. But, you know, paying off the national debt back then, though, was pretty easy.

[Brett Fesley]

And 79 years ago, 1946, the king, Elvis Presley, turned 11, and that's when he got his first guitar.

[Brady Bogan]

Is today Elvis's birthday? Yep, January 8th. How old would he be now? Like 90. Right. Was he born in 36?

[Brett Fesley]

35.

[Brady Bogan]

It's 90.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that? So he's been dead longer than he's been Alive now by five years, three years. He was 42 when he died, I think.

[Dick Toledo]

Is he that young?

[Brady Bogan]

41 was 76. Wow.

[Brett Fesley]

42. Yeah, I think it was 42.

[Brady Bogan]

41 or 42, man. That's crazy. Yes. That was 45 years ago. 44 years. So he's been dead longer. He's been alive. I mean, that's true. Pre birth, obviously, but since, you know. You know what I mean?

[Brett Fesley]

14 years ago, 2011, that's when Gabby Giffords got shot outside of the grocery store in Tucson.

[Brady Bogan]

God, that was 14 years ago, man. Wow.

[Brett Fesley]

If you saw yesterday Donald Trump in the press conference. The Gulf of Mexico will finally be renamed the Gulf of America.

[Brady Bogan]

Finally. Like no one's ever brought it up before, but finally it will be named. Oops, sorry. That's wrong. I was like, wow, hit the wrong button. Golf of America. We've all said it at least once in our lives. Why do we give Mexico so much credit? That's our golf. That's ours. And also Gulf of California is now Gulf of. Well, it's Golf of California still, but Gulf of America. And we're going to buy Greenland. Going to go up there. I'm going to make a purchase. I'm going to pick up Greenland, and we're going to call it Green America or Trump Land. I haven't decided yet. One of the two. Brady. It's gonna be great. We're gonna have this amazing new world. Canada is gonna be a state.

[Brett Fesley]

Beautiful, beautiful name.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. We're gonna get all that syrup. Imagine drenching your mom in syrup and filming it for Onlyfans. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be amazing.

[Brett Fesley]

State 51.

[Brady Bogan]

State 5 1. You know what? Canada's only got 38 million people in it. It's smaller than. Well, the whole thing can be just a giant state of trees, people with low IQs, and syrup. We're gonna take a hockey. That's gonna be an American game. Hockey night in Northern America. We love it. Ready? I'm gonna think it's a great thing. Gulf of. Gulf of America. That's right. We're gonna change all the names of things that sound a little bit foreign. Miami. It's gonna be called Dontown. I think that's a good name. I like that. Good American strength. Finally.

[Brett Fesley]

What are you gonna do about New Mexico? Mexico.

[Brady Bogan]

We're gonna call it America. Mexico. I've decided on that one yet. I'm working on something New Mexico. If you've ever been there, it makes you realize how bad old Mexico is. Because if this Is the new one. Yuck. Yeah. We'll call it something else. We'll call it East Arizona. How about that? Arizona's got a little bit of a foreign sounding name too. How about we just call it Jeff? The good strong American name.

[Brett Fesley]

Baron.

[Brady Bogan]

Gulf of America Baron. There it is. New Baron. New Baron. That's nice. I like that. Nobody's ever said it before, but it seemed like a good idea. Now. Gulf of America. Beautiful. I'll be back with more great ideas. I like Gulf of America. What a kick in the nuts that is to Mexico. For no reason at all. Why do we call it Mexico? We want it Gulf of America.

[Brett Fesley]

Researchers from multiple medical institutions, including Harvard Medical School in Boston, also Boston University, found that most people stare at themselves on video calls more than a speaker. And it sparking a cosmetic surgery. Boom.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course it is. You keep looking at yourself in the mirror all the time. All you're going to see is what you don't like and you're going to want to fix. I watched a lady on the news the other night in one of those split screens they do with the zoom calls. Actually, it was last night. She was talking about the fire in Pacific Palisades. And she's up the road. She's been evacuated and she's in a house and she's, you know, an attractive older woman. Clearly has had some work done. Like everyone in Pacific Palisades. You can't move into Pacific Palisades unless you've had at least a nose job. But it's part of the ccmi. She's on the thing and the whole time she's talking about the fire, she's looking at the upper right corner of her screen and just fixing this one thing of hair that won't stop being in her eyes. Like she. She only cares about how she looks while her house burns down. We've lost the plot. But yeah, I mean, you. We look at ourselves too much. Of course there's plastic surgery. Boom.

[Brett Fesley]

Girl Scout cookie season has started. It goes now through April. The cookie lineup will feature the s'mores and Toast Jays.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Brett Fesley]

But they've announced.

[Brady Bogan]

What's a toasty?

[Brett Fesley]

A toast. Yays.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. It's two words.

[Brett Fesley]

They're discontinuing them after this year.

[Dick Toledo]

What is it?

[Brett Fesley]

If you like the small snucker.

[John Holmberg]

I've never even heard of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I don't know what it tells them. Yeah. Yes. Is that Got Coke.

[Brett Fesley]

They rolled them out in 2017. I'm not sure what the Toast Jays are. Let's See if they didn't really describe. They describe the other ones. You know, the. The classics. The Thin Mint Samoas or the Caramel Delight.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what Dosi does.

[Brett Fesley]

Trefoil.

[John Holmberg]

Looks like a piece of toast. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's got coconut tag alongs Adventure.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's French flavor.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's the Samoas. The toasty. Is it toast Y a Y?

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah, toast hyphen. Y a Y a S. No, it's just.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just a toast shaped shortbread.

[Dick Toledo]

Yummy. Toast shaped cookies full of French toast flavor and dipped in delicious, delicious icing.

[Brady Bogan]

I never heard of those.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I've never even heard of those.

[Brady Bogan]

They did a bad job of marketing the toastier.

[John Holmberg]

Well, somebody downstairs has got girl scouts, right? Isn't Jen or something?

[Brett Fesley]

You're right.

[Brady Bogan]

Jen's the only one young enough to have kids who are girl scouts in the grocery store. I'm not wrong.

[Dick Toledo]

You're not wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Kelly doesn't have. Her kids are too old. They're boys.

[John Holmberg]

Kristen.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, Kristen might.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Does she have.

[Dick Toledo]

They're around boy and a girl.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah. And I think they're the girl. Could be.

[Dick Toledo]

I think middle school age.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Yeah, that could be. I think that's true. But I think. Are they out of girl scout age though?

[Dick Toledo]

Kristen, bring us some girl Scouts.

[Brady Bogan]

Jen's kids are like 10.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that who we got him from last time?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Okay. I think so. I can't think of. Who's got young kids down there.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe grandkids. There's a couple ladies down there probably have some grandkids. Girl scout age.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna try those TOC this year before they go away.

[Brett Fesley]

And they're saying stock up on it. Put them in the freezer since they're discontinuing.

[Brady Bogan]

And what other ones?

[Dick Toledo]

That's what they're saying.

[Brett Fesley]

That's what they're saying.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what you're saying.

[Brett Fesley]

I still have a six month supply of Thin Mints.

[Brady Bogan]

You realize how pathetic that was? Horrifying.

[John Holmberg]

What else are going away?

[Brett Fesley]

S'mores.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. It's like wartime. You gotta ration out those cookies. If you get the ones they discontinue, get years supplies. Don't be an idiot.

[Brett Fesley]

Remember the threat when the Twinkies were going away?

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. You had to build a bunker in your backyard. Fill it up like a bomb shelter.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't remember that.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady and I were digging holes like crazy, stocking up on Twinkies. If they went away, the world would have ended. Brady's right. Call up a contractor today and have a room built to store up those toast yays. Let's do the world a favor and kill yourself.

[Brett Fesley]

I gotta go.

[Brady Bogan]

That's ridiculous.

[John Holmberg]

Some of those I didn't even know existed.

[Brady Bogan]

I've never heard of Toast Jays. And then the other one on the bottom there, Adventurefuls. I never heard of the toffee one, which I would love because I like heat toffee Tastic. I've never heard of those either.

[Dick Toledo]

Gluten free, rich, buttery cookies with sweet crunchy toffee.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what that tells me? Those Girl Scouts are the salesmen of all time.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Because it's. You know why it doesn't teach them anything, by the way?

[Dick Toledo]

Why don't they get rid of those trefoils? I don't like those shortbread cookies.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's for the boring classics. That's for Jehovah's Witnesses and stuff. They're not allowed to have flavors. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know there were lemon ups too.

[Dick Toledo]

Lemon cookies. Lemonades and lemon ups.

[John Holmberg]

See, you don't need two lemon cookies either.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope. Again. Come on. It's. It's nobody. It doesn't teach Girl Scouts anything. They used to have to go like now they're hypocrites. Used to go door to door. Have to sell those things now mom sets at the stand at the AJ's grocery store or the parents here.

[John Holmberg]

Last year our neighbor had a sign in their front yard and you just hit it with your QR code and then they. They delivered it. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They brought it down to your house.

[Dick Toledo]

Our neighborhood did that too. We bought them through.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what we did. Yeah. Our neighborhood.

[Brady Bogan]

Little slut inside gets credit. Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, you just talked about how they're lacking in sales.

[Brady Bogan]

They.

[Dick Toledo]

They worked it last year.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

Neighborhood. The troops in our neighborhood.

[Brady Bogan]

They did. They're not doing anything though.

[John Holmberg]

Front yard.

[Brady Bogan]

The whole objective of that was to raise money by making them interactive little worker bees.

[Dick Toledo]

Nobody wants that now.

[Brady Bogan]

Now they interact. The learning part was the social interaction went on.

[Dick Toledo]

A whole thing yesterday about interaction is.

[Brady Bogan]

Dead and responsibility and all that. I know, but that's the whole point why we keep doing it then. Because we love the cookies too much.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And the reason we haven't heard of toast Yays and lemon ups and lemonades and is because the little girls don't knock on your door and explain the product. You got to do a little work. Presentation and, well, I want a little work out of these tramps. Of course, then again, if you're a parent, you're not going to let your kid go door to door because you're afraid that your little angel is going to get mad.

[Brett Fesley]

They got a. They walked a route with them.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. But.

[John Holmberg]

Or they bother you in front of a store every time.

[Brady Bogan]

I will not.

[John Holmberg]

I hate that.

[Dick Toledo]

Boys. I make cheesecake and the crust is thin. Mints, shortbreads.

[Brady Bogan]

That's amazing. Fantastic.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds good.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, what are you offering? Let's.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Are you a girl scout? Sir.

[Brett Fesley]

There's a new Tick Tock obsession. Glitter pickles. You take a pickle jar and you take the edible glitter stuff and put it in there and shake it up like a snow globe and it sticks to the pickles. People are going crazy over. Nobody's going blinging out their pickles.

[John Holmberg]

I hate Tick Tock.

[Dick Toledo]

Let's not say then it shouldn't be there.

[John Holmberg]

That's a Gilbert thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, that's a Gilbert mom. You know, trying to get your kids to enjoy some sort of fruit or vegetable.

[Brett Fesley]

Bush Light is doing a contest where it's called Daytona, where eight single people will have the chance to go ahead and on a speed date before the Daytona 500. And during a lap around the track driven by a trainer, basically you get a professional driver.

[Brady Bogan]

You get a date in the car on the mile drive.

[Brett Fesley]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

And he goes what, 110 miles an hour. It's not gonna be too crazy. But he hits the track, you get to over 100 miles. You get to ride Daytona, which I don't know if that's a mile or if that's one of the bigger ones.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Daytona might be a longer one. That's neat.

[Brett Fesley]

Bush.com.

[Brady Bogan]

That'S right.

[Brett Fesley]

Daytona.

[Brady Bogan]

Spell it right, though. Bush.com is not what Brady wants it to be. There's a C in it.

[Brett Fesley]

The deadline is January 21st.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. If you got a NASCAR, if you like it, you want to go to Daytona. That's the Super Bowl. And you get some girl who's equally as excited about that. And you ride around in the back of a Le Mans. I don't know what they stick in.

[John Holmberg]

And share a cha. Red man. And you know, have fun.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not sure. Here's something. I'm not sure I'm interested too much in a girl who has trouble getting a guy at nascar that she's got to go through some hoops, can't find a good man. It's just like if she's signed up for this. Like if you're a good one and you wander around Daytona, you should be. It's like Country Thunder. If you're looking to score or find a guy, you're gonna at least find them and get this without, you know, an app or a service. So she's crazy.

[Brett Fesley]

The speed dating will happen February 12th. Two days before Valentine's Day.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. You're getting a nut bag in the backseat there, there. And then what's going to. And so's the guy. He's a little goofy too. So he's probably going to beaten off in that two minute drive. And there's going to be lawsuits. This might end ugly.

[John Holmberg]

Can't wait.

[Brady Bogan]

I actually can't wait for the February 13th news of how badly the lonely people in the back of a speeding car date goes.

[Brett Fesley]

Three NFL teams are adding giant sized food items for the playoffs. You ready for this? Kansas City Chiefs will have touchdown toast. It's a massive brick of French toast with berry sauce and vanilla ice cream. If you go to Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia. The Eagles. You can order the pretzel, John. It's a pretzel. The shape of the Eagles logo.

[Brady Bogan]

I think they call it Yawn. I think J A W N. They do pretzel.

[Brett Fesley]

Yawn.

[Brady Bogan]

Yawn. Yeah, John.

[Brett Fesley]

That's it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

And it comes with three sauces including a green mustard. And the last one is in Houston. The Texans bigger in Texas. Tamale. It's a meat and chili sauce. Giant tamale.

[Brady Bogan]

Get French toast at a football game. You're gonna kill yourself with food is stack a French toast and syrup. The last thing I want is the dude next to me me at a game. You know with sticky fingers from eating French toast on the fly. French toast is a sit down at home meal or a restaurant. You don't. It's not mobile.

[Brett Fesley]

I got two quick radio videos. First one's a quick mukbang.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brett Fesley]

Asian breakfast.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brett Fesley]

Mukbang.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a real thing?

[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Dick Toledo]

Sounds awful and dirty.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what's in it. It's like rice.

[Brett Fesley]

Well, mukbang. Basically. You're showing your food.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, is that what that is?

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought they just. Again, I just. What I thought it was was exactly that. Yeah. Goose heads and rice.

[John Holmberg]

I thought I was making $3 million.

[Brady Bogan]

Goose heads sounds like a slur. It's not. But it's. When I say goose heads, I mean that's not a shot that I at the people who are doing this. Although she just eat.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not watching.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh man. She's eating a little baby chicken that's been. She eats a full bodied eyelash dead bird.

[Dick Toledo]

She didn't bite it.

[Brady Bogan]

She inhales the whole goddamn thing. That's a little chick doubled down.

[John Holmberg]

It's just like your amputees. This is disgusting.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just freshly plucked. Yeah, I'd rather watch two amputees figure it out.

[Dick Toledo]

Can't bring this up amid bird flu outbreaks.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you need Ozempic for? Just show that video to people.

[Brett Fesley]

Next one's a race to second base.

[Brady Bogan]

Was that even cooked? It just looked like a raw dead marinated.

[John Holmberg]

Aren't they?

[Brett Fesley]

It might have been boiled, pickled or something.

[Brady Bogan]

May have been boiled because it had no eyes. So at one point those melted out.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, they hadn't developed yet.

[Brett Fesley]

Two guys decide to race to second base. One goes, you know the third base side. The other goes were on the first.

[Dick Toledo]

How is that different to go back? How is that different than Balut isn't Balut.

[Brady Bogan]

It's out of the egg. You crack the egg open, it might be younger. It is. Well, it has to be in the egg.

[Brett Fesley]

That one looks like it had a couple of weeks.

[Brady Bogan]

That was. Oh, man. Yeah, that was a little free range. Before that.

[Brett Fesley]

Spend some time.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Boy, that nuke did a number on those people, didn't it? They'll eat anything now.

[Brett Fesley]

I don't think that was her country.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what it was. Pretty sure the wind blew close enough. It' the wind got some of that air wherever she's from and made her. That is not a normal human decision.

[Dick Toledo]

You're not wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

That is mutation. All right, let's get the race racing from home plate to second base in two different directions. And we're off. It's not the fastest race I've ever seen. Although the dude coming around third seems to be moving. Oh, and they were too stupid to go around each other. They went face to face at second base. Well, it's a tie.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a good collision though.

[Brett Fesley]

Listen to them.

[John Holmberg]

Talk about jerks.

[Brady Bogan]

What a couple of jerks. Yeah, they're both getting to second base at the exact same time. I thought we were racing to second. We're racing home, aren't we? Oh my God. Yeah, they were gonna. Because there's no start at home. That's what I'm saying. They're racing home because there's. Otherwise you'd have stopped at second. You'd have slid. They're. They're going all the way at top Speed. If the end goal was second base, you just run through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're. They're making the full rounds. Reverse and forward. And they forgot the other guy was out there. Well, that's just dumb, people. Thanks, Darwin. Mukbang. All right, Brett, show me something to get that Asian lady eating that baby chick out of my.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I got a bunch because our old content creator actually joined in today.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett's back.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Cramble came back.

[Brady Bogan]

So we'll start off with this surveillance.

[John Holmberg]

Surveillance camera. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody walking down the street on a road.

[John Holmberg]

We're taking a nice stroll.

[Brady Bogan]

People driving on the wrong side of the road. Nope. On the right side, there's a tractor. Tractor just goes. Oh. Gets grandma right in the middle of the street and pushes her before it knocks her down.

[Brett Fesley]

That's a smashing.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a moving tractor. Something's going, like, 35 miles an hour.

[Brett Fesley]

There's a splatter, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Grandma didn't make it. Oh, birth. Here's a thing. There's a fat lady or man laying. All we can see is its ass and thighs. That's a set of balls. Or a stomach.

[Brett Fesley]

Oh, that's the stomach.

[Brady Bogan]

Some sort of a distended, weird. Look at.

[John Holmberg]

They got fat on their. Spelled out above their bed.

[Brady Bogan]

The word fat is written on the wall. It's trying to spread its legs a lot more limber than I expected. The stomach has developed into some sort of strange beanbag butt stomach. Yeah, it's like a second person.

[John Holmberg]

And let's just put it this way. That's an only fans page.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. His little pumpkin son filming. Little pumpkin.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, because it looks like a pumpkin is growing out of between its thighs. It looked like a gigantic scrotum on this lady, but it turns out that's just some part of her.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Fat, fat. Or fart. Maybe fart written. Also kind of the leg is in the way between the A and the T. That there may be an R. Oh, that fan is blowing some serious dark little motorcycle accident. Oh, my God. There's half a person laying in the middle of a road next to a motorcycle. Again, we're in a terrible country where people just gather on the freeway.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's.

[Brady Bogan]

There's another one. There's another half a guy up there. Unless that's the other half of that guy. Okay. And then just a lot of dudes in long dresses. Oh, my God. Yeah. Sell your bike today.

[John Holmberg]

And yikes. There you go. This for Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we've got a. What Is that what. What is that? Whoa. What?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if that be a nut or a crank.

[Brett Fesley]

Is that like a black eyed pee?

[Dick Toledo]

Something's in his crank.

[Brady Bogan]

There's. He's got a. A gigantic ball with a barcode inside his urethra. And then he stretched it down and put that in his bottom. And then his. His bottom leaks out like one of the tremors. Worms. I got so many questions about what this is. First off, he's got a big enough dork that he can put it in his own butt. And he decided to load it with a baseball.

[Dick Toledo]

You think we have any proctologists that listen to us?

[Brady Bogan]

Please, if we do, can you come down here?

[John Holmberg]

We'll explain.

[Brady Bogan]

It can't be good for you. You know, anytime your butthole falls out, it's bad. No. No doctor recommends that.

[Dick Toledo]

There's no coming back from that, is there?

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't seem like it.

[Brett Fesley]

Does that happen? I mean.

[John Holmberg]

And look, it's got the drippy.

[Brady Bogan]

When he picks it up too, does it drift?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, look at when he picks it up.

[Brady Bogan]

When he picks it up, it's stuck to the ground a little.

[Brett Fesley]

Does it fall out into the water?

[Brady Bogan]

Look at this part. Birdie. Oh, yeah, definitely. It's definitely dripping moist. And that, ironically, is the frosting on a toast yet day.

[Brett Fesley]

A lemonade.

[John Holmberg]

This one's entitled Glory Holes.

[Brady Bogan]

There a lot wrong with that last one.

[John Holmberg]

This one's Glory Holes. It's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. No, this one's actually kind of okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Everything changed. Wiener. Oh, my God. I stuck his wiener in a glory hole. And the person on the other side little lighter and burned it. That's a risk, I guess. That is a risk.

[John Holmberg]

You take over from downtown.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Oh, he's pooping from on top. Oh, God.

[Brett Fesley]

Horrible mess.

[Brady Bogan]

He's hanging from the ceiling, hovering above the toilet. And about 30% accuracy on the end result. Most of it's on the floor.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll end. We'll end here.

[Brady Bogan]

Humanity. Brady, I beg you to ask some questions next time you're in your church talking about the Jesus. How bad was Sodom and Gomorrah that God said, All right, that's it. I'm flooding the planet. How were. How was that worse than now?

[Brett Fesley]

There were like thousands of beehives.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they must have just constantly walked around with it like decorated and bedazzled beehive butts. Oh. Oh, man. It is African American man for his phone. Yeah, it's Jabba Yeah, he's doing the job of sound effects because he's having sex with what is the fattest person alive? Maybe not even alive.

[John Holmberg]

Which is also available online if you're interested. What is Jabba the Slut?

[Brady Bogan]

Is Jabba.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

You can only fans job.

[John Holmberg]

And he's watching TV while he's doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

Her leg look like pull apart bread. What is that? It's the cinnamon roll. There are rolls just in the middle. I know you can't. I'm not getting in trouble. I call it pull apart. Brad. I'm not going down that road. Shut up.

[Brett Fesley]

Like this.

[Brady Bogan]

I know you know what it is. Her legs look pull apart.

[Brett Fesley]

Go there.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's got nine recipes. Pull her bread is good.

[Brett Fesley]

Make me hungry.

[Brady Bogan]

Show me that P. I want to see that P. You know what it's called? Not allowed to talk about it in that particular situation.

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe when we go to podcast only, it's too.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope, nope. Just go to podcast only. I'm still not. That's still pull apart bread. I'm putting that on the menu. It's always pull apart bread. Just in case I even care if those were two albinos. That's pull apart bread. Anyway, so long, Ralphie. Oh, yeah, I gotta get out of here. He gets into a big suction tube to get out of here. Anyway, that was gross. But the worst thing was watching that Asian lady eat. I hate watching Asians eat flies. And the fly lady made me throw up.

[John Holmberg]

Well, don't forget the cheese around the crank on that one.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. That's right. Wow. It's always Asians eating this stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Don't worry, that'll be in the year's videos. This year's videos.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, that's it. There goes your Brady Report. It's 98 KUPD.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brett Fesley]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I've heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit. It is. Man, oh, man. It's flying through Wednesday. Just cruising right along. But a good opportunity for me to tell you that it is official. What are you thinking about right now? Me too. Beer. And you can order it right now. Our Homburg bound beer with Four Peaks Brewing Co. Is available right now for ordering. And you can go get it in a pint glass in a thing. What?

[Dick Toledo]

We'll have it in about 45 minutes.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they're showing up today. I forgot about that. Oh yeah, we get the new homework bound today.

[John Holmberg]

Does it go with pull apart bread?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you can have stoppages. Yes, it's very good. All the people emailing, we know there's a. It's called decorum and we're showing it. So give us something for a change. For a change. Let us have a moment of being the classy ones. I get it. Look, the word you're looking for bro. All right? No. And a bro is dead. And stop it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, chief.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, muchacho. It's called. I know what it's called. Enough with the emails and Brett, enough of you. And yes, Homeward bound goes amazing. Let's pull apart good with everything. Four Peaks coming in here. They're going to drop off the the bottles. They're ready to go. You can order them pre order them right now. First 98 orders. Get yourself a home bird bound pint glass. See you guys January 28th. To pick all that stuff up right there at Four Peaks Brewing in Tempe. We're going to do that probably about 6:00, we'll get started, hang around there for a little while while. Enjoy the beer. Every single one we sell helps out the Humane Society. All the pre orders directly helping out the Humane Society because that's what this is all about. So it's a product not just for us to go, hey, cool, this is fun. It's a product to raise money for some. An organization that I just don't think gets enough credit for all they're doing, especially this time of year. So this is a great time to do it. [e-mail] sell out of those six packs, get the bottles, get everything ready to go. And of course, if you want, you can head to Four Peaks right now starting today, lunch, dinner, goofing around, crack some off the tap, get yourself some of that. That helps the Humane Society too. So every single one you drink is feeding a dog, is helping a dog, is helping shelter an animal or a cat or a. You know, the Humane Society deals with an awful lot of that stuff. So anything we can do to help them is awesome. All I have to do is go to 98kupd.com they sell quickly. So if you want the commemorative glass, you gotta hop on that early. So today is the day I would do it. And again, if you've got a little bit of heart inside you and you're like, I let off 500 fireworks and probably killed a neighbor's dog over New Year's I owe. I should kick back. You should, too. So get your yourself a six pack of that beer and enjoy the hell out of it. That, to me, is just what a good person would do. All right. Nick says, is decorum the first name of somebody that eats pull apart bread? No, decorum is not someone's name. You. Brady asked the question, why do they call it not Pull Apart Brett? Why is it called. We know it's called. But since we just watched that video where the lady's legs look like that. But considering it could be a very dangerous topic for us to. But why is it called? The other thing I'm gonna Google is it. Was it built in? Terrible. I was just watching a show the other day, and some of this stuff. I'm. I'm way out of it with you. I don't even want to dance with it. But there. There's all sorts of products that have names that. I just found one out the other day, and I can't even remember it. But the. The. Oh, if I remember it right now, because I wasn't planning on talking about this. The pull apart bread's a shocking topic for the morning. But the original names of things are so. Like, they're not what you think they are, and they're terrible. Like, some of it's like, oh, my God, that's still. That's still out there. I'm still baffled at the idea that we have stick and span. I'll say it. Spic and span should still not be a product. I don't know how it is. And, like, that's the most obvious one that should be changed.

[Brett Fesley]

I'm not. I mean, the description. Why they.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not good.

[Brett Fesley]

Why.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't do it.

[Brett Fesley]

I'm not.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, let me see. Let me read it. Because it's terrible.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

I said, I mean, in a way.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. You know, it could be taken around. I see what you're doing.

[John Holmberg]

Let me see.

[Brady Bogan]

It's basically like eating with your hands, but the way eating habits.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Terrible. It's a terrible thing. Shouldn't. Yeah, but you know. I know, I know. I'm going to hear from people who say, oh, it's not there. No. Anyway, what are you going to do? That's enough. But some things are named stuff. And you're like, wonder why that is. The. You don't even think about it. You're like, oh, my God. Like, again, the one that I always go back to is Basket Case. We throw that around like nothing. But its origin is Basically, when your son came home from war, they would send you a notice that say, we're very sorry that your son was injured in the war. We're going to be sending him home. And unfortunately, he's a basket case, which meant he had lost his limbs and he got sent home in a basket.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

And he was still alive and stuff, but he was. Here's your son. And it's a. Like a basket of person. Oh, he was a basket case. And then obviously, most. Most of those guys turned into nut bags because you would too. And we throw it around. Yeah. Chick's a basket cake. It's a terrible.

[Brett Fesley]

Would. Would postal be a modern version?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Postal was just. Yeah, it was kind of a.

[Brett Fesley]

We turned it into that.

[Brady Bogan]

You just went. You went postal, but that kind of went away. But people forget, you know, they think that these mass shootings are new. It was only and fairly exclusive to post offices from, like, 1984 to 1991. For some reason, postal workers were losing their minds on a regular basis in the 80s. And we called it going postal. We don't do that as much. And it's generational. It's like, I don't even know if new generations know the post office has employees or has a post office itself. Yeah. What is a post office? Yes. It's that thing you drive by that has a line of old people, like, standing out there with boxes because they haven't figured out how to Amazon yet. And you go to the post office. Why did you lose a bet? What happened?

[John Holmberg]

I was like my dad the other day. I gotta write a check. To who?

[Brady Bogan]

I still write checks.

[John Holmberg]

Do you really?

[Brady Bogan]

I like. I still do. And. But here's what I do with checks now. I take pictures of them and send them.

[John Holmberg]

It's like, oh, yeah, no, he's writing it out and sending it off. Yeah. In the envelope.

[Brady Bogan]

Got a couple things it still happens with, but I don't even know why that is.

[John Holmberg]

Or you get those ones at the grocery store that, like, start writing a check in line.

[Brady Bogan]

God forbid someone starts writing a check in public. Now, that is. You're just being an. That's like taking a photograph with that thing you throw over your head and make the flash that explodes.

[John Holmberg]

How do I spell Costco? Oh, Christ, go hang yourself.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the date? Coupon people and check people, they have their own special place in hell. If there's anybody in line behind you and you've got coupons, especially the one.

[John Holmberg]

That shows up in a binder.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Oh.

[Brett Fesley]

I guess I Got behind one. You just don't get behind them in forever. But I'm like, wow, there's. It's still.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever it is. I don't need it that bad. I'm leaving it there and I'm walking out.

[Brady Bogan]

If you see a person break out coupons, you need to shame them immediately and then move. Oh, Christ, you're one of those. And then. Then move your car to a longer.

[Brett Fesley]

There's two people behind there. You're stuck.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd tell them, I'm like, you guys move. Everybody move. Everybody move. Yeah, there needs to be a special line for those people. In fact, they do that a lot at like, fries. I've noticed. And I've been a grocery store in a long time, but when I was there, downtown, I go every once in a while, and if somebody decides to coupon up, they take them over to that customer service desk. They're like, get over here. You're clogging up the works to save your. Your $7 and start your garage store of coupon items. Oh, the coupon clippers. Oh, the worst. Anyway, I digress. It's called pull apart Brett, for the future, Just so you know. Yeah, it's exactly what it is, Brad.

[John Holmberg]

I never knew that.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up. It's 8:51. We got a Rock wars coming up in just a little bit. Brett will take it and you're not allowed to talk about that. Oh, it's Rock wars coming up.

[John Holmberg]

A couple extra songs, then first one of the year.

[Brady Bogan]

It's 98 KUPD.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pre. Pretty cool, actually.

[Brett Fesley]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Rock wars is here as well for 2025. And each January we come up with a new rule that is added to Rock Horse to make it more trivial and annoying and stupid by year's end. The new rule added this year.

[John Holmberg]

Just think, when you didn't think we could get more stupid, just.

[Brady Bogan]

And you thought it could be less meaningful, we've added a way to make it even more frivolous in the finals when the great John Gordon shows up and we say, johnny, pick a number between one and we're going to add a number to where the finals can be John Gordon's choice. The final phone call, the emails, the texts, and now trivia. Which means if trivia Comes up, the three of us, because Brady, frankly, doesn't have a chance now. And I also understand that the people emailing it I still hear from a lot know that 2023, Brady still owes us a 69 with a sex doll. Here's the good news about us not having done that yet. First off, off, most likely on the last five years of working here. So pretty soon we're not going to give a what anybody says, and we're just going to do it because what do we care? We just. All right, we skate. So we were told by lawyers that having that sex doll on video would be detrimental to the future of the radio station and kind of scared us off. Now, frankly, don't care. So we'll work Brady 69 with a sex dollar. And also, in fairness to Brady, we have to let his parents pass before this becomes a thing. There's no possible way. I really want Brady to have to live with that. He's not very good at handling those things. And if funny saw him performing the beast number on stage with what appears to be a very realistic naked lady, all the work she's done to make her feel like her family is normal, right out the window. So we understand that last year's prize was just drawn out of a hat. We haven't done that yet either. But right now, the cool thing about trivia is, and we'll add this rule to the rock wars that come December, when it's the final one, if trivia is drawn, the whole year goes to the winner. That gives Brady a chance because he only wins like two or three times a year. Right.

[Brett Fesley]

It was a tough year last year.

[Dick Toledo]

I think he had four wins last year.

[Brady Bogan]

So in fairness, I mean, we could just keep picking, like, terrible things that Brady's gonna have to do this year. You know what we could do?

[Dick Toledo]

Two of his wins were back to back, by the way, and one was given to him.

[Brett Fesley]

Wait a minute.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he was the chief, sir.

[Brady Bogan]

Back to back weeks. You didn't do very well. You had like three or four wins total. How about this with trivia being the. Well, this is pretty good stuff. What I'm about to say with trivia being the option here, that it could very possibly end on a trivia question. Question completely. Let's have this. The final. The final week. Well, no, can't do that. Because then it wouldn't matter all week long or all year long. We'll still have the value. And then if trivia comes up, it's just, you know, give or take, no holds Barred. That's it. It's one question. Loser. Last place has to get a tattoo of the dude in first place. His name somewhere on their body with a heart around it. We all love each other enough that this is still funny and you can explain it away.

[John Holmberg]

No, not. Not unless there's 3 million of them.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't have to worry about coming in third. This is basically for him.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe Brady would have to more than likely your name because I'm perennially in second in this thing. But I'm not gonna. I'm not really at threat to have Brett Fesley with a heart around it on my ass anyway. But Brady is in constant threat of having your name tattooed to his ass. I think that's a pretty. That's a pretty good one. I think that now. Now. Not a horrible idea. If Brady wins the trivia contest at the end, we both have to have Brady's name tattooed to our ass with a heart around it.

[Dick Toledo]

That's solid. If he beats both of you, you.

[Brett Fesley]

Guys should beat me both.

[John Holmberg]

I'll just kill myself. We were not kill yourself if Brady beats me.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. Oh, no. Us both at trivia. It's hard, but we'll pick. It will be zoo and food trivia and you can imagine which. We're done. We're shot to make Brady understand what I just said. Sex trivia.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, so what are our options now? I have text, emails, John Gordon trivia and the final call. Is there something else to add to that list or. Those are our five choices.

[Brady Bogan]

Those would be the five.

[Dick Toledo]

One through five.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So final call, Gordon Gordon, Facebook, email, Not Facebook. Facebook, whatever.

[Dick Toledo]

Text, email, John Gordon trivia and final call.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay. They're written down. They are codified.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody says you guys should get AI involved. Like cards against humanity. Let AI pick a song against you. I don't even know if we could do that. How would we do that? Like, AI just writes a better song for the top. We put the topic in and have pick a song. Well, no, we could have an AI thing. Just do a song and see if it's better than what we've chosen. But then that's going to take forever.

[John Holmberg]

No, that.

[Dick Toledo]

No, we don't have. Like, especially when we're running late. We don't have that kind of time.

[Brady Bogan]

Although, Johnny, I wrote 10 songs yesterday with AI in about a minute and a half. I just. Ideas. I didn't write a single song. Just gave and I sent one to you, which was Dua Leap of falling in Love with Me on the dance floor.

[Dick Toledo]

That sounded like a church hymn in church.

[Brady Bogan]

All I wrote was Dua Lipa falls in love with bald John Holmberg. And it. It. It was like, hang on, let me.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you gotta write me a Margot Robbie song, man.

[Brady Bogan]

You can do it.

[John Holmberg]

All right, you show me the app.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we'll do it afterwards. Margot Robbie falls in love with Brett Festley. A very oily Italian breakfast. And it. It wrote a. It wrote a Mormon. It's like being in church.

[John Holmberg]

Can I have a soul song? Do you get to pick what style? Nice.

[Brady Bogan]

You have country pops, you know, soul rock, indie. And the app isn't great. It's. It's, you know, it's fun. Five bucks. It's kind of novelty thing, but it's pretty amazing how quick it comes up with something. And it's pretty reasonable. But the song was very emotional. Anyway. All right, so that's our thing. So this one, the tattoo, I think we all are in accord. Good, that's nice to hear. And that this year we're gonna actually follow through because lawyers can't get mad us to do that. Brady has to tattoo the words Juno's on his ass. You get one that says David, and then Brett can get one that says Brady with hearts around it. I'm fine with that. That doesn't bother me. Or to make it really interesting. And I'll pay for this for fun. The third place guy gets the plastic surgery of the winner's choice. Like, let's. Brady comes in last and we make him get a nose job.

[John Holmberg]

Give him the Humpty Dance.

[Brady Bogan]

No, we wouldn't add to it. Just get him a nose job. It's a good idea. Or breast reduction surgery or something. I don't know. Suck you down to bones. I think we could do that. Anyway. We'll come up with those as we go. But you know the sex doll thing? Lawyers actually did get involved and scared, you know, said that they were the Bobs, they'd show. The Bob shot us off. And in a way, that makes me happier. But again, if in fact we have decided this would be the last. The last contract in this building, what do we care what the lawyers say? Shut us down. Big deal. You're lost, sister. All right, Brett, do you have a topic for this week's rock? Sure. All right, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

Big topic of the week so far has been the smell that is coming out of Janis Joplin.

[Brady Bogan]

That is not the big.

[John Holmberg]

That is a big topic.

[Brady Bogan]

That is not this week. So a song that Describes the smell and banning. Ooh, that smell. Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. No. Little hanging.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Yeah. This. Just because we mentioned Janis Joplin and. And my aversion to such.

[John Holmberg]

You said you. Look, it is a big topic. You'd rather go to a 311 concert than.

[Brady Bogan]

Not only that. Yeah, I'd rather have sex with all the members of 3 11. That's what I'm saying. So that is a big topic. Like I said yesterday, I would have sex with her corpse today. Dig it up. Before I would take a time machine back and have sex with her alive. Because I think her corpse probably smells better now than it did then. Janis Joplin, without question, hands down, the most overrated thing in American history. War, music, television, arts, entertainment. She's the most. And also Woodstock a close second. And she was part of that. So it's 1 and 1A romanticizing both of them. Ridiculous. All right. I don't know why this is. This is a thing, but we're kicking off 2025 with a song, a tribute to the aroma of Janis Joplin down south. They're weird. If you want to help out [e-mail] or you can text 97936 your suggestions, we'll have it for you next. It's 98. Holber's Morning Sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. What a strange way to start it. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy now with permanent results, possible plastic surgery or tattoos. Rock wars brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed. Top dollar paid. The entire process just taking several minutes. Mo Money pawn.com 12th street and Indian School. Brett mistakenly thought that this week's topic of the week is the smell of Janis Joplin's vagina. Based on my hatred for Janis Joplin. And by the way, thank you to all the emailers who have. It's almost like. Like I've set you free. Free to say my God. Thank you for saying what we're all thinking. Janis Joplin is horrible and one of the dirtiest, grossest human beings on the planet. Yuck. I thought when I remember the movie the Fisher King. Yeah, Robin Williams is. I thought that was the Janis Joplin story. The way he was dressed and how he. I thought, oh, he's playing Janis Joplin. He's doing an amazing job. I'm like, oh, it's just coincidence that he looked and Smelled and. And looked and acted just like her. Disgusting, hairy, covered in dirty clothes, Living on the streets. Dirty, gross woman. Yuck. So Brett has decided to do a theme song in honor of Janis Joplin's vagina, which was a topic of yesterday. Not topic of the week. Us. Let's not throw us in the.

[John Holmberg]

You're the one that brought it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I brought up my hatred, and.

[John Holmberg]

Then you rolled with it.

[Brady Bogan]

You made topic of the.

[John Holmberg]

With 311 before going down there.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I would be like a performing Circus deal on 3 11, blowing horns like crazy. So who would you like to go first?

[John Holmberg]

Go ahead, Brady.

[Brett Fesley]

All right. I went with the blues legend Buddy guy with Smell the funk.

[Brady Bogan]

Smell the funk. I know this song. Buddy Guy's the man, and you've been Toledo to start the season. Can you smell it, baby? Can you smell? My only argument to this is that no one would ask. Can you. You can smell this right now.

[Dick Toledo]

There's an N in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. He's saying funk people.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

You'd like me to go next? Yeah. Well, I just put myself in the bedroom or the room where Janis Joplin's genitals are. I'm pretending to be Janis Joplin's gynecolog. That poor son of a bitch deserves the medal of honor. Like she ever went to a vag doctor to get that thing straightened out. It was as is to a vet herp. And I know the first thought in my mind after I got an eyeball of that thing, let alone the smell of it, there would be only one phrase that comes to mind. I'm coming out. I'm never gonna see a good one again. I'm gay now. I didn't even know it was possible to make me hate vagina. But, boy, did Janis Joplin try fear of clam. Yeah, thank God she died before I knew what it was. But, yeah, I'd be immediately a homosexual, like, looking into the eye of Sauron, and I'd be like, Where's 311? I got to do some on top of old smokey on some 311 horns. I would dig up Jim Morrison and blow him before I would consider if I was the last man on earth and Janice Joplin was next to me. We had to repopulate the earth. I would repopulate it with, you know, a primate. I would find the closest ape in the zoo. That was like, we're going to try. So much like us. Yuck. Brett, you're last.

[John Holmberg]

All right. I don't think Anybody said it better than this band? Dick delicious and the tasty testicles.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[Brett Fesley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This is big stinky peas.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. Do I have to edit this air aquarium?

[Dick Toledo]

My only question is, how did Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Not know about this song? It smells like fish. It's a dis. If it smells like. Alone. Leave it alone. Leave it alone. Come on. Hair aquarium.

[John Holmberg]

Genius lyrics.

[Brady Bogan]

You had me at hair aquarium.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here's the wonderful lyrics to the song.

[Dick Toledo]

Just starts out with tuna taco.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Tuna tacos. Where it classically kicks off the tune. Hair aquarium, flounder fry, flounder fry, hair aquarium. I've never heard before. I really enjoy it. Brady got into that, but he got excited about one of them. Now, don't wreck pot pie. What if Janis Joplin stood there with her knees east and west going, can you have a little bite of this pot pie? I like pot pie. Except for hers is pole pot pie. It killed 7 million Indonesians or whatever.

[Brett Fesley]

He's kind of praising it more than.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh?

[Brett Fesley]

They're kind of pr. Praising it on that song.

[Brady Bogan]

You have to ask a woman if that's praising. Yeah. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Tonight.

[John Holmberg]

Whisper that like sweet nothings in her ear tonight.

[Dick Toledo]

Give me some of that.

[Brady Bogan]

You have some of that hair aquarium.

[Brett Fesley]

I will.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what? He might. She'd say no if he called it ambrosia. She's not. She's not.

[Dick Toledo]

You say that to her tonight and video it. You're out of the penalty. Penalty for Rockwell.

[Brady Bogan]

And videotape her going, absolutely. And then the beginnings of the entire event. Yes. And have Kirby film it like that kid. For only. God, I miss your hair aquarium. Yeah, That's. That's Hallmark.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, you're right.

[Brady Bogan]

That is praising fish taco. Hair aquarium.

[Brett Fesley]

That trout pot pie.

[Brady Bogan]

That trout pot pie. That's. Pray. What are you talking about? Why are you so angry? What a. It's like always. People always say it's like this country is going to hell in a handbag. It's never been worse. Like, have you ever talked to a black guy before? Shut up. All right. Well, damn. It's gonna be a tough win for all of us. Brett's. Brett's off and running. We'll try anyway. [e-mail] youm can vote there. Text 97936, or you can call us and be the last caller. 585-9-800 will have the results of Rock wars after this. It's 98. Holmberg's morning sickness. Yeah. My unreasonable and irrational and timely hatred of Janis Joplin manifests in this week's rock wars.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

A song that defines her smell. Now you have run away with the vote. With this unknown brilliance that brought us the phrase hair aquarium.

[John Holmberg]

You mean Dick delicious in the tasty test.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. I mean, how have they not become famous? It says, sean Rockefeller, our blind listener says, I dated a girl out here in Ohio. Keep in mind, he's blind. Oh, you have to be especially clean as a lady. And he goes, I really liked her. But that smell. How bad would it be that some dude that can't even look you in the eye cause he doesn't know where yours are is breaking up with you because you stink too much? Eventually, blind guys break up with people a lot because he smells like. It was like a dumpster behind a Japanese restaurant that had been lit on fire. Brett for the win. This week, though, the new term hare aquarium must stay. I agree. This is Brady stayed on topic, but his song was a little vanilla jewburg. You had me with your song until Brett's song came on. Hare aquarium. Come on. I'm glad I had my earbuds in. That would have been tough to explain to my co workers. But it's tough enough to explain why I'm giggling so hard. So Brett's got pretty much all the votes.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it seems so.

[Brady Bogan]

So it's John Gordon now that can change the game. Cause trivia's in the mix now. John, pick a number between one and five. Number five it is. And five this week is final call. Oh, that changes everything. We can only assume that it's going to be the hair aquarium fan club. Or maybe it's a lady who just can't stand that you did it. 585-9800. Will will open the phones up and get a final call here for the rock wars. Once again, Dick delicious and the tasty teas. I think I was close. Brady chose buddy. Guy. Guy. And I chose Diana Ross. I'm coming out. Final call belongs to. Hello? Are you there? I am here. What is your name? My name is Sean. Sean, go right ahead and make the final call. You are this week's determining factor. There can only be one. Yeah. It is the super Jew. Wait a minute. I won. Yes.

[Dick Toledo]

You don't want to hear that.

[Brady Bogan]

From Dick delicious and the tasty testicles. Diana Ross got in Rock and roll hall of fame. You're the only one that means me. Phenomenal. Thank you very much, supporter. I love it. Well, all right. We'll get a little. I'm coming out when Larry's show starts. In fact, that should start Larry's show every day, I think.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brett Fesley]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I've heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Oh, bring the beer people in. Yeah, bring Four Peaks in here. Melissa, Casey, come on.

[John Holmberg]

This beer brought to you by Holmberg Bound.

[Brady Bogan]

Is he here? And it's. It's in our hands right now. We had a little problem with the email or the website, but it's now working. It was sending you for some reason to last year's order, which, by the way, thanks again. Sold out last year. Just a quick reminder that it sells out. Go sit over there. You're going to do a report with Brady. Melissa, hurry up. Learn it all day. And by the way, where's my beer? Don't you mother effer me on there. I saw what you said. Finally, delicious beer to start the morning. And by the way, this is it. Since my new schedule, this is me closing out the day. Oh, these are ice cold. Nice work, Four Peaks, letting you do it. You can order [e-mail] and get yourself all ready to go for the party on January 28, 6:00 at the Four Peaks Brewing Company in Tempe. 98kpd.com why are we doing this? Why I ask? Well, for their folks over at the Arizona Humane Society. And we thank you again, Four Peaks, for doing that. Welcome home, Melissa. It's good to see you again. How are you?

[E]

I'm fantastic.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you?

[E]

I got to get bread. Beer, though.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Brett Fesley]

She's crack, man.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Crack them open. You listening? Ladies out there? This is how you're supposed to act. You show up in a room and you get everybody a beer. That's how it works. Well, thank you. This and you have not changed anything too much with Homberg Bound. It's still the great delicious flavor we've all gotten used to.

[E]

It is same as last year, super approachable.

[Brady Bogan]

What does that mean? I've just learned recently that in wine, approachable means cheap. No, that's what they say in wine. When you have an approachable bottle, that means it's the lesser of.

[E]

It's not overly bitter. Like, you know, we. We make stuff that's approachable because we don't want you. Want you to have like six pack responsibly.

[Brady Bogan]

But because that's a super responsible. Six of these is going to be super responsive. Love the logo, love everything you've done. And it's for our puppies. So. So all good. The Humane Society's going and you're drinking again. Yeah, sure. No, are you or no, you're drinking, right? Yeah. There she goes. Because last year you weren't drinking. You. You were. You didn't want to anymore. You hated it. Well, you're around beer all the time. It's like when I worked at Tony Romans. Last thing I wanted was ribs. But that's how it works. So Homework bound is available right now. 98kupd.com Four Peaks Brewing we thank you as usual. Always the master brewer herself. Sitting right here with us. Always, always brings us beer and then gets to do a story with Brady and the entertainment troll. Unless there's something you want to tell us about IVF or some sort of weird thing that you've been. Have you. I know it was a while ago, but it's still a great story.

[Brett Fesley]

So much has happened since then.

[E]

We said a dog. That's it.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, the old fashioned way, right? Yeah. Not through like her family tried to knock her up a few years ago. It's true. I know. You look at her like she had something to do. It's a great story. Story. Do you know it? Her brother tried to pay her to put a baby in her. I'm just saying it's already there. It runs in the best of.

[E]

Have you had six already?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm about four inch. It's all right. At the end of my days now. So we're ready to go. Thank you guys for doing this. All right, we'll get to the entertainment drill. It's brought to our brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. And once again they've extended that awesome deal. Two months of training. Training for 199 bucks. And that's a hundred dollars a month if you do the math. A little less than actually. And it's personal training for that kind of price. And it's the best personal training you'd ever imagine. You're going to become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. Start learning the ways of the world that you just don't pay attention to. Little eye openers. Every single time you go. While you're getting in great shape and learning new skills and everything else, you're also picking up the idea that you can become a better version of yourself each and every time you walk outside or go to work. And a quick reminder FBI statistic that is wildly true. Most odd incidents in your life via fighting or violence will happen either at home or at work. Which, when you think about it, makes the most sense because that's where you spend most of your time. So you might as well have a plan for all that kind of stuff. You never know. You got a plan for a fire in your office, you got a plan for in case there's like some sort of weather disaster, probably not going to happen to you. You might as well have a plan plan just in case, you know, Mike down there in it goes nuts. You never know, you think about it. So thank you to our [e-mail] for extending that deal because it's better than anything you could ever imagine. You're not getting personal training for that price anywhere else. It's the home of Tactical Black Brady. Entertain me.

[Brett Fesley]

Well, earlier this morning, we know it's Elvis Presley's. Would have been his birthday today.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Brett Fesley]

When he died, he was worth $5 million his state. Now it's worth 500 million. It's called Necro branding.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they're dead branders.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah, you got, you know, guys like Elvis, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, where they continue to lose the images.

[Brady Bogan]

And Marilyn Monroe, she's in on that. Tupac, that's your mic. I turned yours up. Too late. Now hers, my bad, sorry.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Tupac, he's put out more albums dead than he was in a while.

[Brady Bogan]

And I always do the math on old game shows I like to watch. Like, what did they just win by today's money? And $5,000 in like 1975 is the equivalent of 38000 now. So 5 million and that's what seven times more about. So you'd be looking at him dying, he'd have been worth 35 million in today's money. But 500 million just for dying and taking off. Man.

[Brett Fesley]

Movies that turned 50 this year.

[Brady Bogan]

Jaws.

[Brett Fesley]

Tommy the Pinball Wizard, Death Race 2000. Young Sylvester Stallone, Was he in that? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So James. James, or is that.

[Brett Fesley]

He was Machine Gun. Machine Gun Joe. Rollerball. I think you're thinking of rollerball.

[John Holmberg]

Rollerball, that was James.

[Brett Fesley]

The return of the Pink Panther, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Brett Fesley]

Rollerball is 50.

[Brady Bogan]

Rollerball too. Well, there it is. I told you Rocky movies. You're just a child.

[Brett Fesley]

Day Afternoon one Flu's nest.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't remember those?

[E]

No, I'VE heard of them. I've not watched them.

[Brady Bogan]

Have you seen Jaws?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Fesley]

To be seemingly released, an unhinged slasher movie about deep city called African American Psycho. I saw there's. There's a couple of trailers out there. I'm going to see that.

[John Holmberg]

I am.

[Brady Bogan]

So is it about.

[Brett Fesley]

It's on tubi. Yeah, it's. Well, it is, basically, but it's not. It's not me.

[Brady Bogan]

Yell at me.

[Brett Fesley]

He goes by the name, that main character, B City, which kind of rhymes with.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, but that doesn't mean it's. That's him.

[Brett Fesley]

Based on some of the stuff that has happened.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so there's white parties and stuff. African American Psycho, it's called.

[Brett Fesley]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Fesley]

Melly Mel. It's got a great story.

[Brady Bogan]

Melly Mel is your new name. It's your news name. Go ahead, Melly Mel.

[E]

All right. There's a 45 or 45th anniversary screen of the Shining at the Timberline Lodge in Oregon this October. It was used for the exterior shots of the Overlook Hotel. Hotel full story is The Shining turns 45 this year. So to celebrate, you can catch a screening of it at the real Overlook Hotel. You just have to travel to Mount Hood, Oregon first. The hotel you see in the movie is a Timberline Lodge. It was only used as the exterior shots. The interior was filmed at a studio in England. Spoiler alert. So the special screening isn't until October.

[Brady Bogan]

That has nothing to do with the movie.

[E]

Tickets cost 75 bucks per person. It includes access to the lodge for the day, photo co ops, horror merch giveaways, and a discount to stay overnight. So if you're visiting, you can also have screening of the Halloween Kills at the Haddonfield Memorial Hospital in Wilmington, North Carolina this April. And a screen of Scream at the Woodsboro High School in Sonoma, California.

[Brady Bogan]

So they're doing all of the horror movies where they're supposedly having taken place?

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah. And unfortunately, they can't wheel Jack out there to the.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's not probably doing too well. And Shelley Duvall is. Anyway, maybe Danny, maybe. Little Red Rum. Do you know that movie?

[E]

I don't like horror films.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't?

[E]

Those twins scare me.

[Brady Bogan]

The twins in the Shining?

[E]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they're pretty weird. Remember the old lady getting out of the tub? She'll be there. She might. The beautiful naked young lady that turns into that Janice Joplin clone? Are you a fan of Janice Joplin?

[E]

I can smell her already.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's right. You can. Thank you. Excellent answer.

[Brett Fesley]

She's not approachable.

[E]

No, I like Homeward Bound.

[Brady Bogan]

Home Bird Bound is approachable, which means it's affordable and delicious. It won't scare you away is what you're saying.

[E]

Right?

[Brady Bogan]

It's not a beer. That's spooky. Boy, this stuff's good.

[E]

Yep. On tap today at 8th Street. And then the party January 28th.

[Brady Bogan]

So it's only at 8th Street?

[E]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not at the main one.

[E]

That is a street airport.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that what you call it? Oh, I always get confused with the other ones on 8th Street. Right.

[E]

Wilson Street.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's Wilson Street Production. That's the one. Okay, so I got baffled.

[E]

That's. We're going to be. The Easter keg hunt is going to be there.

[Brady Bogan]

We're doing that again this year. There. That was great last year. Okay, perfect. Oh, we got a lot to do with you this year.

[John Holmberg]

These twins are scarier now than they were then.

[Brady Bogan]

Those are the twins from the Shining. Now. Is that Lou Valentino? I think we used to work with that one on the left. Hey. Yeah. All right. Well, there you go. Thank you for bringing this in again. Four Peaks has the beer ready to go on tap. If you want to go help out the puppy starting today, you can do it. And then order your six pack right now. And the first 98 people are going to grab hold one of them pint glasses. That's a commemorative glass and you can put it with your collection because most you do that helping out and already I can tell. We'll sell out once again and the whole deal will be worth your time and everything else helping the Arizona Humane Society.

[Dick Toledo]

The links are on our Facebook page, also on Twitter, so if you need to find the link, you can click there or click the website.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, easy enough. 98kupd.com that's it. Anything you want to tell everybody, Mel? Email before you're out of here.

[E]

We just got a couple of events coming up. Beer, dinner next week. Ditch your New Year's resolution potions.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Screw dry January.

[E]

Yeah. No, Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I got Doug Hopkins all over me about that. He's like, dry January, I'm not drinking. And then he has the nerve this morning to text and go, hey, let's go to the Rah Rah room for Thursday's game. Like you're not drinking. No. Not taking him anywhere fun.

[Brett Fesley]

Throw down some Shirley Temples.

[John Holmberg]

At least it'll be a cheap date this time because you got.

[Brady Bogan]

You got screwed with Bill last time, but still. I don't want to watch Doug drink Sprite. I Like Doug when he gets a little hot too up. It's fun. So yeah, I'm with you. Kill that resolution at 4pm so that's next week.

[E]

And then we got the. We got to get you guys involved into our beer week event. The beer can Derby coming out February 22nd. You guys got to make a car and come out.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, we make them out of beer cans.

[E]

You have to use part of our beer can. But the pine box like the boy Scouts used to use or they use their woodland. Woodland. You got to do drill press woodland.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, Brady has a collection of hundreds of old beer cans.

[E]

It's got. Try to get a4 peaks one.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. But we'll. We'll make that the big ones. But we can finally get rid of Brady's stupid beer can collection and for use.

[John Holmberg]

Ronnie just signed him up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Ronnie's building that stupid car now out of those terrible cans. Oh, okay. Well, that's fun. Where do they race?

[E]

At a street at the main pub.

[Brady Bogan]

On that flat road?

[E]

No, we've got a track.

[Brett Fesley]

Track. Oh, nice.

[Brady Bogan]

Does it go down into the back?

[E]

It starts at high noon. No, it's just on our front patio.

[Brady Bogan]

So you just. Oh, so it's a baby.

[John Holmberg]

There's a little carnival like they used to do. Boy Scouts.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm thinking of like wood getting inside A1. Didn't the kids and boy Scouts get in it?

[Brett Fesley]

Oh, it's competitive too.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I thought those box cars you drove.

[E]

Double elimination.

[Brett Fesley]

Even try to cheat.

[E]

You're a loser, Brady. You can come back in the winter.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. Way to. Way to target that guy's tournament. All right. There you go. Well, that's. When is that happening? That sounds fun.

[E]

That's February 22nd. But we got stuff scattered about for the open. The waste management with bad birdie and stuff like that, so.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. All right, remember, busy, loaded and ready to go. Four Peaks. Thank you. As usual, you're our favorite. And we couldn't do this without you because we don't know how to make beer. It's a big part of it. A Homberg bound ready to go. That's it for us. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a glorious Wednesday. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Dick Toledo]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this.