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John Holberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up north features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here for.
Brady
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Nick
And you can get rid of your.
Brady
Pain and start saying yes, I can to all the things you want to do.
Nick
And.
Brady
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Brett
You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.
Nick
He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. It is. Man, oh, man. It's flying through Wednesday. Just cruising right along. But a good opportunity for me to tell you that it is official. What are you thinking about right now? Me too. Beer. And you can order it right now. Our Homburg bound beer with Four Peaks Brewing company is available right now for ordering. And you can go get it in a pint glass in a. In a thing. What?
Brady
We'll have it in about 45 minutes.
Nick
Oh, they're showing up today. I forgot about that. Oh, yeah. We get the new homework bound today.
KUPD Listener
Does it go with pull apart bread?
Nick
Yeah, you can have. Stop it. Yes, it's very good. All the people emailing, we know there's a. It's called decorum and we're showing it. So give us something. Change for a change. Let us have a moment of being the classy ones. I get it. What's the word you're looking for? Bro. All right. No. And a bro is dead. And stop it.
KUPD Listener
Yeah, chief.
Nick
Yeah. Yeah, muchacho. It's called. I know what it's called. Enough with the emails and Brett. Enough of you. And yes, Home Bird Bound goes amazing with Pull Apart. Good with everything. Four Peaks coming in here. They're going to drop off the. The bottles. They're ready to go. You can order them. Pre order them right now. First 90. Get yourself a Homburg bound pint glass. See you guys January 28th. To pick all that stuff up right there at Four Peaks Brewing in Tempe. We're going to do that probably about 6:00. We'll get started, hang around there for a little while, enjoy the beer. Every single one we sell helps out the Humane Society. All the pre orders directly helping out the Humane Society because that's what this is all about. So it's a product not just for us to go, hey, cool. This is fun. It's. It's a product to raise money for some. An organization that I just don't think gets enough credit for all they're doing, especially this time of year. So this is a great time to do it. Order it. 98kupd.com sell out of those six packs, get the bottles, get everything ready to go. And of course, if you want, you can head to Ford Peaks right now starting today. Lunch, dinner, goofing around, crack some off the tap, get yourself some of that. That helps the Humane Society too. So every single one you drink is feeding a dog, is helping a. Is helping shelter an animal or a cat or, you know, the Humane Society deals with an awful lot of that stuff. So anything we can do to help them is awesome. All you have to do is go to 98kupd.com they sell quickly. So if you want the commemorative glass, you gotta hop on that early. So today is the day I would do it. And again, if you've got a little bit of heart inside you and you're like, I let off 500 fireworks and probably killed a neighbor's dog over New Year's. I owe. I should kick back. You should too. So get yourself a six pack of that beer and enjoy the hell out of it. That to me is just what a good person would do. All right. Nick says, is decorum the first name of somebody that eats pull apart bread? No, decorum is not someone's name. You, Brady asked the question, why do they call it not pull apart Bread? Why is it called the. We know it's called, but since we just watched that Video where the lady's legs look like that. But considering it could be a very dangerous topic for us to. But why is it called. The other thing I'm going to Google is it. Was it built in? Terrible. I was just watching a show the other day and some of the stuff. I'm. I'm way out of it with you. I don't even want to dance. But there's all sorts of products that have names that. I just found one out the other day and I can't even remember it. But the. Oh, if I remember it right now, because I wasn't planning on talking about this. The pull apart bread's a shocking topic for the morning. But the original names of things are so, like, they're not what you think they are and they're terrible. Like, some of it's like, oh, my God, that's still. That's still out there. I'm still baffled at the idea that we have spic and span. I'll say it. Spic and span should still not be a product. I don't know how it is. And like, the most obvious one that should be changed.
Producer
I'm not. I mean, the description, the way.
Nick
It's not good. Why don't do it.
Producer
I'm not.
Nick
Okay, let me see. Let me read it. Because it's terrible.
KUPD Listener
Yeah.
Producer
I said. I mean, in a way.
Nick
Oh, yeah. You know, it could be taken around. I see what you're doing.
KUPD Listener
Let me see.
Nick
It's basically like eating with your hands, but the way eating habits.
KUPD Listener
Yeah, okay.
Nick
Terrible. It's a terrible thing. Shouldn't. Yeah, but you know. I know, I know. I'm gonna hear from people who say, oh, that's not there. No. Anyway, what are you gonna do? Shh, that's enough. But some things are named stuff. And you're like, I wonder why that isn't you. Don't even think about it. You're like, oh, my God. Like, again, the one that I always go back to is basket case. We throw that around like nothing. But its origin is basically when your son came home from war. They would send you a notice that say, we're very sorry that your son was injured in the war. We're going to be sending him home. And unfortunately, he's a basket case, which meant he had lost his limbs and he got sent home in a basket.
KUPD Listener
Oh, man.
Nick
And he was still alive and stuff. But he was. Here's your son. And it's a. Like a basket of person. Oh, he was a basket case. And then obviously most. Most of Those guys turned into nut bags because you would, too. And we throw it around. Yeah. Chick's a basket case. It's a terrible.
KUPD Listener
Would.
Producer
Would postal be a modern.
Nick
Yes. Postal was just. Yeah, it was kind of a.
Producer
We turn it into that.
Nick
You just. You went postal, but that kind of went away. But people forget, you know, they think that these mass shootings are new. It was only and fairly exclusive to post offices from, like, 1984 to 1991. For some reason, postal workers were losing their minds on a regular basis in the 80s. And we called it going postal. We don't do that as much. And it's generational. I don't even know if new generations know the post office has employees or.
KUPD Listener
Has a post office itself.
Nick
Yeah. What is a post office? It's that thing you drive by that has a line of old people, like, standing out there with boxes. They haven't figured out how to Amazon yet. I had to go to the post office. Why did you lose a bet? What happened?
KUPD Listener
I was like my dad the other day. I gotta write a check. Do you really?
Nick
I like. Oh, I still do. And. But here's what I do with checks now. I take pictures of them and send them.
KUPD Listener
No, he's writing it out and sending it off. Yeah, in the envelope.
Nick
Got a couple things it still happens with, but I don't even know why that is.
KUPD Listener
Or you get those ones at the grocery store that, like, start writing a check in line.
Nick
God forbid someone starts writing a check in public. Now that is. You're just being an asshole. That's like taking a photograph with that thing you throw over your head and make the flash that explodes.
KUPD Listener
How do I spell Costco? Oh, Christ, Go hang yourself.
Nick
What's the date? Coupon people and check people. Yeah, they have their own special place in hell. If there's anybody in line behind you and you've got coupons, especially the one.
KUPD Listener
That shows up at a binder.
Producer
Oh, I got. I got behind one. You just don't get behind him in forever. But I'm like, wow, it's still.
KUPD Listener
Whatever it is. I don't need it that bad. I'm leaving it there and I'm walking out.
Nick
If you see a person break out coupons, you need to shame them immediately and then move. Oh, Christ, you're one of those. And then move your car to a longer problem.
Producer
There's two people behind there. You're stuck.
Nick
I tell them. I'm like, you guys, get out of the way. Everybody move. Yeah, there needs to be a special line for Those people, in fact, they do that a lot at, like, fries. I've noticed. And I've been a grocery store in a long time, but when I was there, downtown, I go every once in a while, and if somebody decides to coupon up, they take them over to that customer service desk. They're like, get over here. You're clogging up the works to save your $7 and start your garage store of coupon items. Oh, the coupon clippers. Worse. Anyway, I digress. It's called pull apart, Brett, for the future, Just so you know. Yeah, it's exactly what it is, Brett. I never knew that.
Brady
Shut up.
Nick
It's 8:51. We got a Rock wars coming up in just a little bit. Bre.
Brady
Take it.
Nick
And you're not allowed to talk about that. Oh, it's a rock wars song. A couple extra songs, then first one of the year. It's 98 KUPD.
Producer
It's not weird.
Nick
It's pretty cool, actually.
Producer
No membership fee.
Nick
I've heard enough of this.
Brett
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: January 8, 2025 Episode Title: Reminding Ourselves Of Other Terms We Can't Use Anymore Like Pull Apart Bread From The Brady Report
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delve into the intriguing topic of outdated and inappropriate terms that have fallen out of acceptable usage. The discussion centers around the evolution of language and the importance of recognizing and updating terms that may be offensive or misunderstood in contemporary society.
The episode kicks off with a lively debate initiated by a listener's comment: "Does it go with pull apart bread?" (01:46). This sparks a conversation about the origin and appropriateness of the term "pull apart bread," with Nick questioning its usage and seeking clarity on its meaning. The hosts explore why certain food items have names that might be misleading or carry unintended connotations, leading to a broader discussion on language sensitivity.
Nick takes the lead in examining various terms that have problematic origins or implications. He highlights phrases like "basket case" and "going postal," unraveling their dark historical contexts:
Basket Case: Nick explains, "We throw that around like nothing. But its origin is basically when your son came home from war... he's a basket case, which meant he had lost his limbs and he got sent home in a basket." (05:22)
Going Postal: He elaborates on the term's origins related to violent incidents at post offices during the 1980s and early 1990s, questioning its continued usage and relevance in modern times.
These explanations serve to educate listeners on the gravity behind commonly used phrases that are often overlooked or misunderstood.
The episode is peppered with humorous interactions between the hosts and listeners. For instance, when discussing the term "pull apart bread," Nick humorously muddles the term with "decorum," leading to confusion and laughter:
These exchanges highlight the hosts' camaraderie and ability to maintain an engaging and entertaining atmosphere while tackling serious topics.
The conversation transitions into a reflection on how language shapes societal perceptions and behaviors. Nick emphasizes the importance of reevaluating the terms we use daily:
He urges listeners to be mindful of the origins and implications of the words they choose, suggesting that language evolution is crucial for fostering a more inclusive and respectful society.
The hosts also touch upon contemporary linguistic challenges, such as the fading familiarity with terms like "post office" among younger generations and the diminishing usage of traditional practices like writing checks:
Nick: "What is a post office? It's that thing you drive by that has a line of old people, like, standing out there with boxes." (07:23)
KUPD Listener: "I was like my dad the other day. I gotta write a check." (07:40)
These anecdotes illustrate the generational shifts in language and behavior, underscoring the need for continuous dialogue about the words we use.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the significance of updating language to better reflect contemporary values and understanding. They acknowledge that while some terms have ingrained themselves into everyday language, it's essential to remain aware of their origins and potential offensiveness.
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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a thoughtful and humorous exploration of how language evolves and the importance of being cognizant about the terms we use. Through engaging discussions and insightful reflections, John Holmberg and his team encourage listeners to consider the impact of their words and advocate for more respectful and accurate language in everyday conversations.
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