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John Holmberg
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Unknown
You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.
Dale Hellestray
He's evil.
John Holmberg
Sitting right here.
Dale Hellestray
Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98 to you, PT that's a good one, Dale. You'd like this song. It's a great song. Look at everybody. Happy New Year to Dale Hell, who's in the studio with us this morning.
Unknown
Yes, it's good to be here.
Dale Hellestray
Look at Dale.
Unknown
Are you back full. Full time or.
Dale Hellestray
What do you mean? I. I work full time.
Unknown
Have you signed?
Dale Hellestray
It's not official, but it's pretty official.
Unknown
Is it pretty official? Okay.
Dale Hellestray
I mean, there could be a curveball here.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Trip's house is in the Pacific Palisade, so I might not see him for a while. And then, you know, the new coven shows up, and the next thing you know, I'm. I'm out. But we're. We're good.
Unknown
Okay.
Dale Hellestray
So welcome to the show. The final five, we're calling it.
Unknown
Well, I was gonna say as I listened a little bit this morning, just to kind of get warmed up and primed and.
Dale Hellestray
Well, we can warm you up with.
Unknown
A video and I can bring up another one. You guys are sick.
Dale Hellestray
S. Sick.
Unknown
Sick. No wonder why I don't like you in public. But I thought you were mailing it in, going in the new year because you didn't know it sounds this. This the couple times listen to you this week. You guys sound like killing it. Not even here.
Dale Hellestray
Killing it, though. Killing it. It's effortless. Effortlessness. It's rushless. Yeah.
Unknown
We make it sounds effortless.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. And thank you for that. We kill it on a regular basis.
Unknown
And you bring them comedian in that talks about now.
Dale Hellestray
That is not.
Unknown
I can't wait to race down to the comedy theater.
Dale Hellestray
Everything, every. Everything about him was funny. And you are not smart enough to follow. That's what you're complaining about. You're basically saying I'm ignorant to the conversation.
Unknown
Which font do you like best?
Dale Hellestray
Dale's saying I'm too ignorant to follow along, therefore I will lash out. You know what makes us mad? Things we don't understand.
Unknown
Oh, really?
Dale Hellestray
That's exact. That's a scientific fact.
Unknown
Okay.
Dale Hellestray
We get angry at the things. Like the rosebuds. Like rosebuds. It makes you angry when you don't understand the world around you. Why do you think old men just go. The whole world's falling apart. Because it's. And that's what you're going to become if you're not careful. So learn. And then when somebody comes on a radio show and talks about something you're not really sure about, you'll be like, you know what? No, it's just I need to find out.
Unknown
Why do you need 19?
Dale Hellestray
You're the one talking about it.
Unknown
Because actually people pay money to go see that dude.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. Engaging conversation and they're entertained.
Unknown
Did you really emphasize gay?
Dale Hellestray
Too many times. Bonked on the head to follow the thread, Gene. All right, all right. Dale Hellasra joins us from. Fresh off a trip to Dallas to watch them throw their whole season away one last time.
Unknown
Well, yeah, go ahead and win a game and. And go to. No. Almost winning.
Dale Hellestray
Almost.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. They couldn't quite pull it off.
Unknown
I actually didn't watch much of it.
Dale Hellestray
No, you were. And you sent me a picture of you in Dallas over the weekend. Was that a Sunday game? It was, right?
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
And it was you, Michael Irvin?
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
I couldn't. Bill Bates.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
Who's the other guy? I recognized immediately and I forgotten his name. I don't have the picture from. Who else was there?
Unknown
Well, we Had John Giesick, Chad Hennings, John. John Giesick, Chad Hennings, Everson Walls, who had played with.
Dale Hellestray
Was he in the photo?
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Okay.
Unknown
Michael Irvin, as you said. Bill Bates, Steve Berline.
Dale Hellestray
I didn't see that picture, so. Yeah, because Kevin Ray and Steve Berline do the Cowboys radio together.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. So it was a cool picture of cowboy. Cowboys past.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
And then I realized that it was like 35 years ago that you guys were a team.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
And then if you start doing the math on, like, let's say it's 1990 when you two are reuniting for that. Or you guys were 35 years prior to that.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Was 1955.
Unknown
Wow.
Dale Hellestray
So in 1990, dudes reuniting the way you were.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
For the 1955 Browns.
Unknown
Right, right.
Dale Hellestray
That's hard to fathom. Isn't that backwards?
Unknown
But isn't that a killer? That is.
Dale Hellestray
That's the distance that has passed that. That seems like forever between 55 and 90.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
And 90 today, man. Big deal.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
And Michael still looks great. The rest of you, do some work.
Unknown
Actually, I. I've always hoping I'll see a wheelchair. Tubby for Michael. No. From any of those dudes. Steve Berline's probably the guy who's gaining the most weight.
Dale Hellestray
Has he.
Unknown
Oh, yeah. I think he played at about 225. He looks like he's about 260 now.
Dale Hellestray
No kidding.
Unknown
He wouldn't fully.
Dale Hellestray
And you can say that now.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Because you're down to regular weight.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
And you said your wife actually saw a skeletal bone on your body?
Unknown
She actually felt my sternum and said, what's that? Is that a wrinkle in the shirt? She goes, oh, that's a sternum.
Dale Hellestray
Like, you have shrunk down.
Unknown
Yeah. We've been married 36 years. She's never felt my sternness.
Dale Hellestray
What's the end goal? Full aids. Because you have lost a lot of weight.
Unknown
No, I got to stop because I got three. Your head's too big.
Dale Hellestray
And if we start seeing your bones, it's going to be like the Elephant Man's breaking now when he walks. We can't have this. But are you more comfortable at this current weight?
Unknown
Most of the time, yeah. You know, we were in Dallas and the weather changed and my body still hurt.
Dale Hellestray
Were they making fun of you because you're. You're half a man?
Unknown
No, I'm still over 6 foot.
Dale Hellestray
Johnny, don't make fun of Brady. There's no reason. Unbelievable. No reason to take a Swing at him right now. But yeah.
Unknown
So it was a great weekend. Bill Bates, full blown. He's good.
Dale Hellestray
And is it football related? More than likely, yes.
Unknown
Yeah. Actually it's Parkinson's. But. But literally he. To talk is hard, difficult.
Dale Hellestray
But you went back to. Because people who don't remember Bill Bates was what I consider what Cam Scatter is going to be.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Is just a gamer.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
Probably not the best dude on the field for the pros, but that you put him anywhere you put him at receiver. Bill Bates was going to do something for you. Whether it was a block. He was just that dude on your team you wanted. And to see that he's going through that because of pictures. And you went back to visit him, which was actually really cool. To see his smile. The way you sent that picture. I'm like, that's really. I actually told you that I don't have a lot of those moments.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
But I was like, this is actually kind of beautiful. Like you guys together with him smiling that way was bringing so much joy to somebody who's going through so much crap.
Unknown
A lot. A lot of thumbs up. As wife said. He. He knows you all. He has had the most fantastic weekend.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
It's, you know, brought back memories. The Cowboys honored him during the first. Brought him out on the field. Showed a nice highlight tape.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
And all that. And she said he was in.
Dale Hellestray
That had to be great. Well, good. I'm glad that happened because he's one of those dudes that deserves it.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
Ron Wolfley.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
That guy. Danny Woodhead. Those are the types of dudes I look at and I'm like, if every team had one of those, you're going to be able to.
Unknown
Steve Tasker.
Dale Hellestray
Steve Tasker.
Unknown
And again, it seems like a lot of them are. Bill Bates was not drafted. Steve Tasker was drafted. Very, very long.
Dale Hellestray
14 rounds.
Unknown
Yeah. And. And, and, And Ron. And. And all those guys. And they're just human missiles.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
That's all. Because there were wedge busters back then.
Dale Hellestray
Zero fear.
Unknown
No.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. No Body be damned. Yeah. And you don't see that as much anymore. You don't see that at all.
Unknown
No, not really anymore.
Dale Hellestray
Which is why I think everybody loves Cam Scatter.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
Is because he is a throwback to what football used to look like, which is. I'm going to run into this wall until the wall goes away.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
And it's. I'm going to. So what if I get hurt? I get hurt.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
It's crazy. Nobody does it.
Unknown
And usually the thing is, you don't get hurt when you play like that.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah, that's true.
Unknown
It's when you're trying to protect yourself, where you play a little safe, that's when an injury happens. Speaking of Cam, Scatter. Boo. Last time we saw him play, I was with you.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah, we were hanging out at Kevin Lithgow, right? No, not John Lithgow. John Lovett.
Unknown
Oh, John Lovett.
Dale Hellestray
Although would have been awesome had I brought John Lithgow. Would like to watch the game. Like, oh, this is fantastic. Lithgow.
Unknown
He walks into Kim Ray's house, he's got this guy, and I'm like, who.
Dale Hellestray
The hell is this? You knew John Lovett.
Unknown
Is this one of your gay neighbors? Holberg's morning sickness. Holberg's morning sickness.
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Dale Hellestray
What can I do about that, Larry, your car's AC system should be checked and serviced. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell.
Unknown
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Larry McFeely
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Dale Hellestray
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Dale Hellestray
53342 Homeburg's Morning Sickness. Lovett's liked you quite a bit.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Dale is a character. I like Dale.
Unknown
Yeah, he was very interesting.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
But you knew who he was, actually, because I just looked shook hands and was watching the game. Took me a minute.
Dale Hellestray
But then once you figured, oh, then you put the two and two together.
Unknown
Yeah, I did. Kind of like you and Anne Frank.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. Yeah. Well, not true. I still have it. He still struggles with. But yeah, he gets his Jews confused with Anne Frank and Helen Keller. Part of it. So let's talk about that. Asu.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Now, you played in rigged college football probably more than anybody would ever know. Your team was the biggest cheating team in the history of college football. Correct?
Unknown
We were up there.
Dale Hellestray
You University of Miami. Who else?
Unknown
Yeah. Well, I'm going to say back then, University of Texas.
Dale Hellestray
Oh, Texas was strong.
Unknown
Southwest Conference cheated.
Dale Hellestray
And just not even a little. Like this is just flat out just.
Unknown
Blatantly monthly payments and things like that. I'm not saying SMU ever did that, but Southwest did you get paid like.
Dale Hellestray
On a regular basis? Not you, but super like Eric Dickerson.
Unknown
And I would guess that the guys who are really like, I got stuff.
Dale Hellestray
Okay. You were treated well.
Unknown
Yeah. So I can't complain, right? I guess I can't complain because I never drove a Corvette.
Dale Hellestray
And I believe it was you that told me that one of these superstars, initials Ed, said that the reason he went to SMB is because the car was better.
Unknown
No, no, I never said that.
Dale Hellestray
You told me that there's a fleet of cars.
Unknown
Literally. Literally. Texas A and M bought him that. That Trans Am.
Dale Hellestray
Oh, really?
Unknown
And. And he changed his, his mind at the last second. What. What's A and M going to do? Hey, give us our car back.
Dale Hellestray
He kept the car. Oh, that was the story.
Unknown
Yeah. You know, Texas A and M colors and. And all that.
Dale Hellestray
And black. You had a Red Raider Trans Am Eric Dickerson's driving around with.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
At smu.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
Laughing the whole time.
Unknown
Brown and maroon. Whatever A and M's colors were.
Dale Hellestray
So. I've never liked college football for the reason of. Of it's phony sanctity, of, you know, the love of the game and all this stuff.
Unknown
Studies, academics, just student athlete time.
Dale Hellestray
Exactly. No, you're not. You're a money machine slave for the giant college football operation.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
That's all you ever were. You were free labor.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
That's it.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
And then they relied on people who went to that school to pay you. And again, ASU's got it figured out finally. A little late. Ohio State's been doing it for a long time. The more students we have, the more love we create for this campus, the more down the road money's going to come into our system.
Unknown
No doubt about those boosters.
Dale Hellestray
They don't need that anymore.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
So I'm watching this game with you, with asu. I'm still upset about it. I don't care about ASU at all.
Unknown
Either do I.
Dale Hellestray
And I'm mad because it's. We got the wool pulled over our eyes that this is a fair contest because that's that call.
Unknown
Oh.
Dale Hellestray
Of targeting.
Unknown
Oh.
Dale Hellestray
Texas gets that call. Am I wrong? You flip those uniforms, the game's as close. Texas gets that call and gets a chance to win it.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
So college football wanted ASU to be like, we don't need these guys at the party anymore.
Unknown
No doubt about that. The guy went over the replay machine and I'm sure somebody's in his ear going, hey, Texas wins this game. Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. Just make it so.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
They're not kicking a field goal here.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
We're not. We're not making. We're not going to be the reason ASU wins is right.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
That's not going to happen. And then so you just, you just get this sour taste in your mouth that it's like, why not just pick the eight teams that do best on TV, that spent the most money on their rosters and put them in a playoff and stop the farce. It's all nonsense. Ohio State, Alabama almost got into this playoff with three terrible losses and a team that never was very good because that's the one that people watch on football. But they got that one right. I've got it right. Schmied. It doesn't matter. They were trying as hard as they could.
Unknown
Say, Mike Schmidt.
Dale Hellestray
Right, Schmidt. I said it doesn't matter as the point. Oh, I'd like to said something.
Unknown
There's rules.
Dale Hellestray
But what I like to said was, oh, you Brady Reichmite means that.
Unknown
Yeah. Okay.
Dale Hellestray
But basically what I'm saying is they got it right because the pressure from rigging it that bad would have looked horrible. And they knew at least like, well, we've tried everything we can to get him in and it's just not going to work.
Unknown
But the great thing about it was ASU legitimately had a shot at the end.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
Legitimately had a shot.
Dale Hellestray
I don't think it was rigged. It's completely.
Unknown
That, that, that missed call. If it was just bang, bang, and you got to move on to the next one when you actually go and review it. That is exactly the definition of targeting in the rules.
Dale Hellestray
Show them. I've seen about 40 of them all say that.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
And then a guy yesterday showed me another expert on it, and he goes, read the rule. Okay. Now I still disagree. That's gonna get called. If you were to. You would put a video together to show the rest at the beginning of the season, what we're looking for. That's the one.
Unknown
That's it. They'll have it on there for next.
Dale Hellestray
And they will. They will use it as a teaching tape.
Unknown
Unless the helmet has a Texas Longhorn.
Dale Hellestray
Exactly. It'll be. Yeah, they'll show the one from the game that ASU kid got suspended from, which was less egregious. I'm still upset about it. And again, I'm not a guy who screams, flags change. Games they can. This was the most egregious operation of abc, ESPN and Fox saying the teams we want in the end are not ASU and not Boise State. If they're playing around, getting close to find a way to get them out of there.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
And you just get rid of it. So you look at the who's in, who's left, and it's like, well, of.
Unknown
Course, because this isn't. Did he catch the ball? Was there a little bobble where you could sit there and discuss it ad nauseam. This was lead with the crown of the helmet, make contact with a receiver.
Dale Hellestray
But I still call. It was the face mask. It doesn't matter.
Unknown
Right here.
Dale Hellestray
It was the top of his head and he was in the air. There's absolutely zero defense of it. There's None. It was the targeting rule. And if. And the other thing about is like, oh, it's for the safety. Well, if it was. That guy should have been out.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
Because if you're really, truly. We're talking about Bill Bates. If you're really, truly serious about the future of these guys and their safety and their health, that's the one. You're like, we have got to make a point.
Unknown
Yes. To say it's an emphasis.
Dale Hellestray
Point of emphasis drives me nuts.
Unknown
I thought the big part of that was being defensive. At the end of the day, I'm not an ASU fan. They didn't recruit me back in 1980.
Dale Hellestray
And you were living right here.
Unknown
I held up. Held it against them. But if you look at it honestly, it might be the best thing that ever happened to them.
Dale Hellestray
Well. Because they got kind of a sympathy thing.
Unknown
Well, yeah. Oh, they. They've got more attention and all that from this to where. If they would have won that game, if they. If they. If they would have went on to win the game and they have to play the next. The. The next week, they might get blown out.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
And it's like they are what they are. Right.
Dale Hellestray
But, you know, again, the next week, and I don't think it could happen. They go into Ohio State and at least be competitive.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
It's just different. ASU got screwed. That's bottom line. And college football has always been a fake mess. And that's it. We're getting into the NFL. I'll just take a break. We're going to get into the NFL next. And you. You have the distinction of being a man who. Former NFL player, three time super bowl champion, who came in here as our NFL expert and did not get a single week's worth of picks correct.
Unknown
Hey, I'm 100%.
Dale Hellestray
You are?
Unknown
I'm 100%. Either way, you need to know is.
Dale Hellestray
Dale saved you money. If you started to listen. Go. Do not do what he does. You did not. Dale Hellistray is with us. It's 98 KUPD.
Unknown
Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
Dale Hellestray
Love it. It is a green day right there. But you got me all fired up there. Hollister's got me all juiced up about football. It is. Before we get into anything else. What else is on your mind before we talk NFL?
Unknown
Not a whole lot. I mean, I had a good break Christmas. Yeah. Did you have a good break?
Dale Hellestray
I got sick. I was sick for about a week of that, and then I saw you, like, a couple days. I felt better. And you were Just telling me the whole time I sounded like I was sick still.
Unknown
Because I was.
Dale Hellestray
But. No, but I was better. But I just kind of got sick and then I hung around. Didn't do a whole lot of nothing. But that's a good thing. Vacations where you're doing nothing are great vacations.
Unknown
Yeah. So. So have you ever thought about, like, stem cell therapy or something to toughen you up?
Dale Hellestray
I had a cold.
Unknown
Yeah, I had a cold, Johnny.
Dale Hellestray
That's the first cold I've had all year.
Unknown
See, the thing is, when your cold goes to your nose.
Dale Hellestray
I didn't say it was a small cold. There's nothing stem cells can do about shrinking the gigantic holes I breathe through. And F you for that. Anyways, football this weekend. Playoffs are here. Oh, I just told you my theory off the air of what's going to happen. You've got the wild card round, which is. I like the way they've revamped this for the NFL to where, like, you've got the number two seed plan on the first weekend, which is huge. I used to give the first two weeks off. Don't need that. But you've got some games this week.
Unknown
You got some games this week and it starts tonight.
Dale Hellestray
It does.
Unknown
Well, college football playoffs, you know, but.
Dale Hellestray
I'd rather watch the WNBA. At least. @ least they're not faking.
Unknown
You were into that ASU game.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah, because I didn't. Because I got fooled again. And then they. To quote the who, I won't be fooled again. Crown your champion this weekend.
Unknown
I don't.
Dale Hellestray
Whoever.
Unknown
I don't know. It's the semifinals.
Dale Hellestray
You could do it this weekend. They've already got. It's already in the script. We already know the Rock will be the champion after he beats Stone Cold. It's the same. It's the same sport. College football is a farce. Always has been, always will be. It's crooked. It's always in trouble because it's always cheating and lying and it never changes.
Unknown
Well, you can't cheat now because there's no rules.
Dale Hellestray
That's true. Now. They just got rid of the rules.
Unknown
How will.
Dale Hellestray
They'll find a way. They'll make it crooked again in the future. It's just such a knobbery.
Unknown
No, the next five nights. I mean, Thursday through Monday.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. Well, the only ones that matter to me are Friday and Saturday and. Or Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Yeah, you got a Monday night playoff game, but it plays tonight.
Unknown
It is Penn State. Notre Dame.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah, it is.
Unknown
And then tomorrow's the other semifinal. Texas, Ohio State.
Dale Hellestray
And I haven't gotten the script yet, so. And I don't want to spoil it, but I already know who won both games because it's already been predetermined. We got the weekend games Saturday. You think my Steelers going into Baltimore. Tell me about how that works. You're the Dallas cowboys of the 90s. You draw the six seed New York Giants to come into your building and you lose. You've lost to them a few times for some reason. You've even told me the Washington Redskins that had two wins beat that amazing Cowboys juggernaut a couple of times. You're like, we can't get past these idiots. They hate us so much. They, they beat us. The Giants come in downtrod. Only thing in their world is to beat their division rival and take them out of the playoffs. It grips you, doesn't it, as the one or two seed?
Unknown
Well, what, what it does is you look at the Pittsburgh Baltimore rivalry and again I played in one of those games, my extra man last game in a Raven uniform, my three game career.
Dale Hellestray
The Ravens. You got, you got three 60 minute runs with the Ravens and then they said you got to go. Yeah.
Unknown
I look back, I said, thank God we lost because the next week is, I think when the Steelers had to go up to New England, it was like five below or something. I too old for that.
Dale Hellestray
You retired that moment.
Unknown
40 years old.
Dale Hellestray
God.
Unknown
Yeah. No, but such a great rivalry and so many things. Like when you talk like if you say Cowboys, Giants. Well, it's one thing if my quarterback has a history of crap. Dropping off in the playoffs.
Dale Hellestray
Love it.
Unknown
You know, I mean, I mean look at Lamar Jackson's regular season. Come on.
Dale Hellestray
It's amazing.
Unknown
It's ridiculous.
Dale Hellestray
Amazing.
Unknown
And yet playoffs. The last three years or so he.
Dale Hellestray
Struggled and he's done it the last three years.
Unknown
With each year that you struggled the previous year, the pressure mounts. Oh yeah, the pressure mount.
Dale Hellestray
Talktail.
Unknown
And so, and so when you look at I, I would feel good about picking the Steelers.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. With the points, I think there's seven points or six and a half points.
Unknown
No, no, I, I would definitely.
Dale Hellestray
What you just said scares me because if you're willing to pick the Steelers, there's always this 35, three ravens mushing.
Unknown
Hey, there's always a first time, right, Johnny? I mean, you know what I mean? You, you had sex for the first time when you were 32. There's always a first time.
Dale Hellestray
You do eventually knock the cherry off, right? Yeah, that's true. Maybe Dale will Get. Yeah. The Steelers are nine and a half point underdogs.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
They're giving them no credit.
Unknown
The other part of it is if you're. If you're not familiar with. I mean, this. What? Steelers lost four games in a row.
Dale Hellestray
In a row.
Unknown
And they've. Since 98 and they have not lost. Looked.
Dale Hellestray
They've been competitive in every game until it. Until the wheels kind of fell off.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Every. Other than the Chiefs game. They really didn't play well in that. But the Eagles game, like weird. Down three, one fumble, the game's over.
Unknown
Right.
Dale Hellestray
You know, they just. They. They started making mistakes they hadn't made all year. So you would take the Steelers plus nine and a half.
Unknown
Oh, in a heartbeat.
Dale Hellestray
Okay, I'm with you.
Unknown
Those gave me nine points for sure. But I think. I think they can. Division rivals. And. And Colin Coward is one of the guys who. Who turn me on to this. Games are always close. Yes.
Dale Hellestray
Yep. Yeah. They're given 10 in a division game.
Unknown
Especially those two because they. There's legitimate. I only played two games of the Ravens the weekend. Ray. For the Steelers it was a different vibe.
Dale Hellestray
No kidding.
Unknown
They. They hated each other back in 2001.
Dale Hellestray
When they didn't need to.
Unknown
Yeah. Yeah. And then. And so that's only grown over the years.
Dale Hellestray
That's great. So. Yeah, that's a big one to me. And that's. And 17 games. Something like that. And the last 17 times these two teams have met, like three games have been decided by more than one score. So it's almost always three points, five points.
Unknown
Playoffs and Lamar, they're like oil and water. They don't. They don't mix.
Dale Hellestray
Do the Buffalo Bills, your original team, lose to Bo Nix the rookie?
Unknown
No, not. Not in a conciliar.
Dale Hellestray
Eight and a half points for that one.
Unknown
Gosh.
Dale Hellestray
Big for playoff games.
Unknown
Yeah. But I can see Bo Nix and Denver kind of pooping the bat a little bit.
Dale Hellestray
All right. Vikings come here with the Rams because they're probably going to here because of the fires. Do you go to that game?
Unknown
No.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah, I wouldn't either.
Unknown
No. Cuz there's a lot of unwashed people. There will be free pickets.
Dale Hellestray
You make a great point. Because it'll have to be a freebie. It's on the west side as it is. West side freebies. Dale makes a strong point.
Unknown
Hide your kids.
Dale Hellestray
I'm with Dale on this one.
Unknown
D. If you get a sweet for us, I'll go unwashed.
Dale Hellestray
Sweets.
Unknown
No Wash Sweets. Did you invite people?
Dale Hellestray
You know, they still Charge for the sweets, probably. Oh, yeah. But still, you gotta. You gotta manage your way through the riffraff to get into your sweet box.
Unknown
Be ready to fight, baby.
Dale Hellestray
I don't know if I want to do that. It's kind of like being in one. You see those third world countries where the nice houses look down at all the. Oh, yeah, I don't want to do that. Vikings, Rams. And that would. How about that as a football game? The Cowboys have a great season, win their division and earn the home game. And then you got to go play in some neutral stadium because there's a storm or there's.
Unknown
Yeah, but you got to think of Minnesota and that. And that's a plus.
Dale Hellestray
No, it's huge for them.
Unknown
Yes.
Dale Hellestray
They're already a better team.
Unknown
You got to believe they're a better team. It's a little bit disappointing when you think about it. We won 14 games and we're going on the road the first round of playoffs.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
But no, I. I would probably take a Minnesota straight up.
Dale Hellestray
1 and 1 and a half is all. They're given the Rams for that.
Unknown
Okay. Especially if it's out here, because again, think about the Rams. Well, whether you live in Pacific Palisades or Hollywood Hills or whatever, you probably know somebody.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
You don't know if the game's going to be here. There. Minnesota's again, a plane.
Dale Hellestray
No matter what, they're going wherever the.
Unknown
Plane lands, you know, and I would be surprised. Maybe they fly out here on Saturday.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
Have a little workout Saturday afternoon. The game's here Monday. Great. If they have to go to somewhere else, that's fine.
Dale Hellestray
That's true. They can sit and kind of have.
Unknown
A 45 minute flight from here to tell.
Dale Hellestray
Good point. So you take the Vikings and that one no matter what, and then that's it. All right, so your fanduel picks are. Steelers straight up.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
You're gonna take them as a win or you're gonna take the points? Take the points for sure. Nine and a half points.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Money lines.
Larry McFeely
Plus 400 on that one.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. 440 on.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Plus 440.
Unknown
Oh.
Dale Hellestray
Now take the Bills straight up. They're gonna be.
Unknown
The Bills. The Bills. You can actually give the point and.
Dale Hellestray
Then a really good game. Eagles, Packers. Which one do you go there in Philly?
Unknown
I. I think it's. I think Philadelphia is. Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah. All right. Who's gonna win it? Pre. You said this in the beginning of the year. I think you said it would be Ravens. Cowboys. Cowboys.
Unknown
I did not.
Dale Hellestray
Oh, no, that Was me. That was my bet.
Unknown
Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
I had Ravens, Cowboys, because I was a believer that they finally figured something out. Man, they're terrible.
Unknown
Here's what concerns me. Like, Detroit obviously had the best regular season by far.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
And I love the way they play. They're physical, they're tough and. And all that. But will their injuries eventually catch up with them?
Dale Hellestray
Wouldn't it be great, though, if Detroit won it before the Browns, before the Bills, before all those teams that have been almost there a few times or.
Unknown
Bent to the game? Yeah.
Dale Hellestray
Well, the Browns didn't win, but the Lions have never been a competitive thing.
Unknown
No.
Dale Hellestray
Since forever. And for them to just show up and win their first Super Bowl. I don't think anybody's too upset with that.
Unknown
No. I think everybody would be cheering for.
Dale Hellestray
Yeah.
Unknown
Because it'd probably be them and Kansas City and kind of like. And kind of like when Dallas was. Was going Good in the 90s, people just hated the Cowboys because they want to see him anymore.
Dale Hellestray
Wow. This guy says he said while Dale's making predictions, remind him of the time he told me there's a guy named Philip who evidently knows you. The only way Denver wins against the Green Bay packers in the super bowl is if Brett Favre gets in a car crash on the way to the game. Philip Calvert, he said, oh, really? So you said that and you told.
Unknown
Him, well, tell Philip to get to work.
Dale Hellestray
Quit reminiscing about things Dale lost. But Dale has never made a good pick in football. When he said that, what he was doing was giving you the knowledge that the Broncos were going to win the game, I.
Unknown
Again, you know, I. When I talk, you listen. John, you know, that makes sense. That makes sense. And then, you know, nobody knows what's going to happen.
Dale Hellestray
That's right. Nobody knows, especially you. And you prove that every time. All right, well, there you go. So he's got my Steelers. It's all. I'm worried about that. But nine and a half points. I'm taking that all day.
Unknown
Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Nine and a half points. A lot.
Dale Hellestray
Like, they haven't been painted. Like, they're just so high on the Ravens. It's right. All right. Football's here this weekend.
Unknown
Are you having a get together?
Dale Hellestray
Always. Steelers game is always there. You can come by, but don't be a dick. Don't wear your Ravens crap. Although when you did show up in your Ravens gear, the Steelers beat him.
Unknown
No, when I showed my Cowboys.
Dale Hellestray
No, we lost the Cowboys game. You showed up with your stupid Raven shirt. For the Ravens game.
Unknown
I can't bring a Raven super bowl trophy, though.
Dale Hellestray
No, you can't do that. But you did show up in your stupid Raven shirt and started moping around that. And then by the end, you were cheering for the Steelers because you realized. And I wouldn't let you leave.
Unknown
No.
Dale Hellestray
Tried to leave. That's right. You tried to leave. You're not going any. Steelers won the game. All right, Dale Hellas trace here Thursdays just to talk about football and how wrong he usually is with it and that he knows John Lithgow. He watches college football with John Lithgow. The entertainment drill's coming up next. It's 98.
Larry McFeely
Hey, it's not weird.
Unknown
98. It's pretty cool, actually.
Dale Hellestray
No membership fee. I have heard enough of this for you, PD.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode 01-09-25
Host: John Holmberg
Guest: Dale Hellestrae, Former Dallas Cowboy Offensive Lineman
Release Date: January 9, 2025
Duration: Approximately 30 minutes
In this engaging episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg welcomes former Dallas Cowboy offensive lineman Dale Hellestrae. The conversation spans heartfelt personal stories, contentious sports debates, and strategic predictions for the NFL wildcard weekend, offering listeners a blend of emotional depth and spirited sports analysis.
The episode opens with Dale sharing a deeply personal experience—his visit to former teammate Bill Bates, who is battling Parkinson's disease. Dale recounts the emotional impact of seeing Bates smile despite his struggles, highlighting the enduring bonds formed through football.
Dale Hellestrae [07:03]: "Watching you guys together with him smiling that way was bringing so much joy to somebody who's going through so much crap."
This segment underscores the camaraderie and support systems that persist long after the final whistle has blown, emphasizing the human side of professional sports.
A significant portion of the discussion delves into Arizona State University's (ASU) controversial loss to Texas in the College Football Playoff (CFP). Dale voices strong opinions about the fairness of officiating decisions, particularly criticizing a pivotal targeting call that he believes unjustly swayed the game's outcome in favor of Texas.
Dale Hellestrae [14:33]: "It was the face mask. It doesn't matter."
Dale contends that media influences and biased officiating have systematically marginalized deserving teams like ASU and Boise State, questioning the integrity of the CFP selection and officiating processes.
Dale Hellestrae [16:56]: "If you're really, truly serious about the future of these guys and their safety and their health, that's the one; you're like, we have got to make a point."
The conversation reflects broader concerns about transparency and equity in college football, resonating with fans who feel their teams are overlooked due to systemic biases.
Transitioning to the NFL, Dale and Holmberg engage in a lively debate over their predictions for the upcoming wildcard weekend. The discussion is marked by personal anecdotes, rivalries, and strategic insights into team performances.
Steelers vs. Ravens Rivalry: Dale expresses unwavering support for the Pittsburgh Steelers, despite recent underwhelming performances, citing the team's storied rivalry with the Baltimore Ravens and historical competitiveness.
Dale Hellestrae [27:12]: "You're gonna take them as a win or you're gonna take the points? Take the points for sure. Nine and a half points."
He highlights the unpredictability of rivalry games and the psychological edge they can provide, emphasizing the Steelers' resilience and tactical advantages.
Buffalo Bills and Detroit Lions: The conversation shifts to the Buffalo Bills and Detroit Lions, with Dale analyzing their chances based on regular season performances and potential setbacks like injuries.
Dale Hellestrae [25:13]: "But no, the Lions have never been a competitive thing. Since forever. And for them to just show up and win their first Super Bowl. I don't think anybody's too upset with that."
Dale critiques the Lions' historical struggles while expressing optimism about new talent and team dynamics potentially leading to a breakthrough.
Humorous Banter and Expert Predictions: The hosts inject humor into their analysis, playfully ribbing each other over past prediction missteps and underscoring the inherent unpredictability of sports outcomes.
Dale Hellestrae [29:11]: "Another time, Johnny, when you make predictions, remind him of the time he told me there's a guy named Philip who evidently knows you."
This lighthearted exchange maintains an engaging atmosphere while reinforcing the depth of their football knowledge.
Throughout the episode, Dale Hellestrae offers a blend of heartfelt narratives and incisive sports commentary. His visit to Bill Bates serves as a poignant reminder of the personal connections forged through football, while his critique of the CFP system invites listeners to question and reflect on the fairness and integrity of college sports officiating.
The robust discussion on NFL wildcard predictions showcases Dale's strategic thinking and deep understanding of team dynamics, enhancing the episode's appeal to dedicated sports enthusiasts. The interplay between humor and serious analysis ensures a balanced and engaging listening experience.
Dale Hellestrae [07:03]: "Watching you guys together with him smiling that way was bringing so much joy to somebody who's going through so much crap."
Dale Hellestrae [14:33]: "It was the face mask. It doesn't matter."
Dale Hellestrae [16:56]: "If you're really, truly serious about the future of these guys and their safety and their health, that's the one; you're like, we have got to make a point."
Dale Hellestrae [27:12]: "You're gonna take them as a win or you're gonna take the points? Take the points for sure. Nine and a half points."
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness adeptly combines personal storytelling with sharp sports analysis, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both emotional depth and insightful discussion in their morning radio fare.