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John Holberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here for.
Brady
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Big J
And.
Brady
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Big J
Sickness.
Unknown
You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.
Big J
He's evil.
John Holberg
Sitting right here.
Big J
Come on. No, no, he's not.
Frank Caliento
He's not evil. He's just a bit rude.
Big J
98 to you. PT that was a scare tactics. We just watched a couple episodes. Big J was talking about that and a vampire ones. The vampire is ridiculously funny. That's so stupid. Like just it's head shaking stuff to scare people that way and then think that nobody got sued.
Unknown
Yeah.
Big J
Hold on. I got a burp.
Unknown
Good one.
Big J
And that's. Thanks. That's. You know what that was? That was Japanese for delicious. Because the Ranch House Grill just dropped off a bunch of breakfast for us as they will occasionally do. And burping is a sign of gratitude over there in the Far East. So I gave it. That's. That's my excuse for why that just happened because I just had some of the French toast.
Brady
Fantastic.
Big J
And thank you for dropping that off. They love KUPD so they drop stuff off for us all the time and we love them back right there on. I always Forget Thomas in 64th is that right?
Unknown
56.
56.
John Holberg
56.
Big J
That's right. Thomas in 56. I always get backwards. So thank you to Ranch House Grill for dropping all that off. Go in there and say KUPD sent you and get one piece of toast for free. That's what I say. That's what. Just tell them. Not of your choosing either. It's not like you're gonna don't get all bougie and start getting an Eng Muffins. You're getting toast for free. One butter BYO on that.
Unknown
That's white bread too.
Big J
That's righto toast. Exactly right. Don't bring your multigrain ass to my not getting sourdough. Yeah, exactly. A lot of people with a lot going on right now. You're getting a free toast. Quiet down. You don't have to eat it. Just appreciate it that it showed up. It's time for Brady to give you the entertaining news. Frank Caliento is going to join us a little bit too for today's Guadalupe Squares because Frank has something to plug, so we're going to start seeing him more often.
Unknown
Yeah. Weekend comedy show he's having.
Big J
Oh, that's right, it's on your birthday. It's a couple of weeks. Frank's doing Brady Gro is what he's going to do. Entertainment Drill is brought to you by our friends@react defense.com the home of tactical black self defense. It's an amazing thing to think about. I was walking to the Suns game last night, entering around the back end and just eyeballed a guy accidentally as I'm walking kind of solo walking across the street. I was a little late because of the lock situation, so there wasn't a big crowd. And I'm going down there and the guy looks at me and he goes.
Frank Caliento
You think you a man, Puzzy?
Big J
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Unknown
Only two actors born after 1990 have won Oscars.
Big J
Really?
Unknown
And they're both women now.
Apartment she won.
Big J
I'd say Emma. What's her name?
Unknown
You got Jennifer Lawrence won best actress in 2012 for Silver Linings Playbook.
Big J
Is Emma Stone in her?
Unknown
No, she's not ariana Dubois or Deboss.
Big J
I don't know who that is.
Unknown
One best supporting actress for 2022 west side Story.
Well, I'm straight. I didn't see it.
Big J
Wait, Jennifer Lawrence was born in the 90s. What about Emma Stone? She was. She's an 80s baby.
Unknown
They might have been nominated, but they didn't win.
Big J
She's one. Her dress almost fell off. I just don't know how old she is.
Unknown
Yeah, she must be.
Big J
She's 36. I gotta ask though.
Unknown
I gotta ask the machine, because the ariana. The bows.
Big J
36. Yeah, she's an 89.
Unknown
91. She's right on the bubble.
Big J
How about that?
Unknown
This year though, there's 90s kids are nominated. Selena Gomez. Ariana Grande. Grande. Margaret Qualley and Timothy Chalamet. Chalamet.
Big J
Chalamet. All right.
Unknown
It's Friday.
Big J
It's Friday. We don't like French.
Unknown
I always went with Chalamet, but then I heard something different.
Big J
No, in your head was wrong.
Unknown
And he says no, it is Chompers.
Big J
Okay, nobody said that. Stop it.
Unknown
You up for this one?
Big J
I'm with you, Brad. It's almost, you know, the 45 minutes.
Unknown
Winnie the Pooh horror movie.
Big J
Yeah. Blood and Honey.
Unknown
Still never seen the upcoming Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare. Tinkerbell is trans heroin addict. The director says she's not a villain at all, but brainwashed by the evil Peter Pan.
Big J
It's a great concept, but Blood and Honey evidently was horrible.
Unknown
I didn't see it.
Big J
I want to see the one where Steamboat Willie starts slicing people up. That's got some legs to it, but I'm not really interested in this one.
Unknown
James Mangold is the guy who's behind the Star Wars. Next one up, It's. It's taking place 25, 000 years, and it's dealing with the origins of the.
Big J
Evil side, the dark side.
Unknown
The dark side.
Big J
Okay, so it's. We're doing an origin story about. We already know the origin of the dark side. At least the one that mattered, which was Darth Vader.
Unknown
Just give it up.
Big J
Yeah.
Unknown
Stop.
Big J
It's over.
Unknown
Come on.
Big J
You sucked the marrow out of every bone in the Star wars skeleton. Just quit it.
Unknown
We had a celebrity death. Sorry, I thought. I didn't know she was still alive, but Anita Bryant passed away.
Big J
Who's that?
Unknown
She was the. You don't remember Anita Bryant?
Big J
Not really.
Unknown
The one that was going after. You know, they're accusing her going after the lgbt. Old school actress was also pushing orange juice back in the day.
Big J
Oh, yeah, she's the OJ Lady.
Unknown
Yeah.
Big J
All right. That was back in, like, the 70s, though.
Unknown
Should have been a Jimmy story.
Big J
Yeah, Jimmy. I don't even think Jimmy Fallons that. He's. He can't even bring that to life.
Frank Caliento
Oh, my God. Can't believe it.
Big J
Anita.
Frank Caliento
Brian's gone.
Big J
Everybody's.
Frank Caliento
Just tip a little OJ to her, okay? I'm such an amazing lady, Brady. I can't believe she's not here anymore. What are we supposed to do? Supposed to drink Tang. What's going on?
Unknown
You and JT Love Tank.
Frank Caliento
Me and Timberlake are gonna talk about that tonight on the show. Blake Shelton will be on. It'll be great. With my password.
Unknown
I told you about this one this morning. But these are actors who tried music first. Maya Rudolph.
Big J
Yeah. Famous one's. Joe Pesci.
Unknown
The Rentals. The band. They had a side. It was a side project of Weezer's bassist, Matt Sharp. They had a hit in the 90s called Friends of P. She was in that band.
Big J
Maya Rudolph was. Yeah.
Unknown
And then she went on tour for six months, promoted their second album, opening for acts like Blur and Alanis Morissette.
Frank Caliento
Brie. I can't believe it. I worked with Maya Rudolph. I didn't know she could sing.
Unknown
You Did.
Frank Caliento
I could sing, too. Thank you. Do the same. Unless my theme song's on there, it's not even mine.
Unknown
Did you drink with her?
Frank Caliento
What a great theme song. You know, Johnny Carson's been. I drank with her like crazy because I drink a ton. I can't stop drinking. I love drinking. It's so amazing. It's like the best thing in the world is to drink. Thanks for eating. That's what I love. Eating, eating and drinking. Like, it's so great. Hopefully you guys get some.
Big J
All right.
Frank Caliento
Thanks, guys. Maya Rudolph.
Unknown
You'll be back.
Big J
Oh, really?
Unknown
Chevy Chase. While attending Bard College in the 60s, he played drums in a band called the Leather Canary.
Big J
Turned into Steely Dan. Yep.
Unknown
Donald Fagan and Walter Becker.
Big J
Yeah, he was up there at the school with those guys.
Unknown
Character actor Stephen Tobolowski, known as Ned Ryerson. And Groundhog Day.
Big J
That's a doozy.
Unknown
In high school, he was in a folk band called the Cast of Thousands. When they were picked to record two songs for a compilation album, one of Stephen's band members recruited a neighborhood kid to add some guitar to it. That kid's name? Stevie Ray Valon.
Big J
Oh, wow. How about that?
Unknown
And then the last one was an 80 special. Ricky Gervais had a pop duo called Siona Dancing, and they released two singles in 1983. Both failed, but you're hearing that this morning.
Pet Shop Boys.
Big J
Yeah, it's. It was very Euro.
Unknown
Yeah. Joy Division.
Big J
Yeah, it's that new order 80s. Euro sadness. Don't care, don't like it, don't care.
Unknown
Robert Smith wouldn't even say no.
Big J
Robert.
Unknown
Anna. Nancy Wilson from Hart. When they were young teenagers, they once went to see the Fifth Dimension and Led Zeppelin. They were the openers for the Fifth Dimension. Nancy says the singer Robert Plant at the time was so suggestive. He came in with his shirt wide open, bare chest exposed. His jeans were really low riding.
Big J
Yeah.
Unknown
And he was going. And he's super suggestive to the girls. And they. Then he's saying, squeeze My Lemon.
Big J
What? He just started to sing to them. Yeah.
Unknown
And people didn't remove that. And she said, we were like square hippie chicks at the time. And they went. Ran off and got some corn dogs and. What, the corn dogs? No.
Is this the same story?
Frank Caliento
I don't.
Unknown
Yeah.
It sounds like there's three of them mixed into one.
Big J
I feel like I'm flying a kite. The wind just shifted directions. What happens?
Unknown
We're just blown away by how Robert Plant was just looking at them and being so suggestive. And then he goes into. When you squeeze my lemon.
Big J
Yeah.
Unknown
It intimidated them at the time because we were square.
Big J
And they left and ate corn dogs.
Unknown
They ran off and went and got a corn dog. So the foul fancy didn't have as many as Anne and.
Big J
Oh, yeah, yeah, we know that one of the members.
Unknown
Well, Nancy had one.
Big J
Yeah, yeah, one. One ordered it within reason. And the other one was really thinking, like, one was thinking about a wiener. The other one was like, that makes me hungry for corn dogs. Wow. Well, why not? Why didn't they just do what decent girls in the 70s did when a guy came in with his dong? Yeah. I mean, yeah, go backstage and blow that guy.
Unknown
Mr. Robert Plant, for God's sakes. In the 70s, right?
Big J
Everybody was doing it. Heck, he was going door to door for a little while. He just couldn't help it.
Unknown
He's creepy.
Big J
Like, I gotta go blow Robert. He's here again.
Unknown
He's creepy.
Let's go get the corn dog.
Big J
It's 9:21. There you go. Those are entertaining stories. That last one was a little bit twisted. Frank's gonna be here in just seconds. We got ourselves a caliendo. Squares coming your way. So we're gonna need a boy and we're gonna need a girl. 585-9800. And we'll play the squares next. It's 98.
Unknown
It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.
Big J
I have hear.
Unknown
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Episode Title: Entertainment Drill - FRI
Subtitle: List Of Actors Who Tried Music First - Anne And Nancy Wilson Say Robert Plant Was Oddly Sexual w/Them In The 70s
Release Date: January 10, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
John Holmberg kicks off the episode by highlighting the vibrant comedy scene in Arizona for the week:
He provides ticket information directing listeners to respective websites, ensuring fans can easily catch their favorite comedians live.
Brady Bogen introduces a promotional segment for the Core Institute, emphasizing their expertise in pain management:
"Life can throw you a curveball now and again. [...] You can get rid of your pain and start saying yes, I can to all the things you want to do."
(00:34)
He shares a listener's testimonial about recovering from a knee injury with Core Institute's help and notes his personal experience with their services. The segment concludes with a direct call to action:
"Head there right now. TheCoreInstitute.com."
(01:06)
The hosts engage in playful exchanges, mocking scare tactics used in recent episodes they watched:
Big J critiques the use of horror elements as "ridiculously funny" and questions the lack of legal repercussions for such content.
"That's so stupid. [...] to scare people that way and then think that nobody got sued."
(01:14)
A humorous moment arises when Big J attributes a burp to Japanese culture, explaining:
"Burping is a sign of gratitude over there in the Far East."
(01:36)
Big J also promotes Ranch House Grill, offering free toast to listeners mentioning KUPD, adding a casual and relatable touch to the segment:
"Go in there and say KUPD sent you and get one piece of toast for free."
(02:07)
The hosts delve into various entertainment topics, featuring discussions on young actors, upcoming movies, and iconic personalities:
Oscar-Winning Young Actors:
The conversation begins with the surprising fact that only two actors born after 1990 have won Oscars, both women.
"Only two actors born after 1990 have won Oscars. [...] Jennifer Lawrence won best actress in 2012 for Silver Linings Playbook."
(04:46)
Upcoming Horror Movies:
They touch upon recent horror releases like Blood and Honey and upcoming projects such as Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare, critiquing their concepts and reception.
"Blood and Honey evidently was horrible."
(06:40)
Star Wars Prequels:
A brief, humorous take on the origins of the dark side in Star Wars, with Big J expressing frustration over the franchise's direction.
"We already know the origin of the dark side. [...] Just quit it."
(07:05)
Celebrity News:
The passing of Anita Bryant is mentioned, sparking a light-hearted yet respectful tribute from the hosts.
"Anita Bryant passed away. [...] She's the OJ Lady."
(07:29)
Actors with Musical Backgrounds:
The segment shifts to discussing actors who pursued music before acting, highlighting personalities like Maya Rudolph, Joe Pesci, and Chevy Chase:
"Maya Rudolph [...] went on tour for six months, promoted their second album, opening for acts like Blur and Alanis Morissette."
(08:31)
Frank Caliento shares a personal anecdote about working with Maya Rudolph, adding authenticity and humor:
"I worked with Maya Rudolph. I didn't know she could sing."
(09:02)
Chevy Chase's Musical Past:
The hosts reveal Chevy Chase's early involvement in music during his college years:
"While attending Bard College in the 60s, he played drums in a band called the Leather Canary."
(09:35)
Stephen Tobolowski's Musical Journey:
Discussion about Stephen Tobolowski's time in a folk band and its unexpected connection to Stevie Ray Valon:
"In high school, he was in a folk band called the Cast of Thousands. [...] That kid's name? Stevie Ray Valon."
(10:00)
Ricky Gervais and 80s Bands:
A nod to Ricky Gervais's foray into music with a pop duo, highlighting the fleeting nature of their success:
"Ricky Gervais had a pop duo called Siona Dancing, and they released two singles in 1983. Both failed."
(10:17)
A nostalgic and humorous recount of Anne and Nancy Wilson's experiences with Robert Plant in the 70s:
Anne and Nancy's Perspective:
The sisters recall Robert Plant's stage presence and suggestive behavior during Led Zeppelin performances:
"Nancy says the singer Robert Plant at the time was so suggestive. [...] his shirt wide open, bare chest exposed."
(10:54)
Impact on Teenagers:
Their discomfort leads to amusing reactions, such as seeking refuge in simple pleasures like corn dogs:
"They went. Ran off and got some corn dogs and [...] they're square hippie chicks at the time."
(11:16)
Misinterpretations and Humor:
A playful exchange ensues about the innuendos in Plant's lyrics, blending teenage innocence with rock star allure:
"One was thinking about a wiener. The other one was like, that makes me hungry for corn dogs."
(12:09)
Cultural Commentary:
The hosts humorously critique Plant's unabashed behavior, reflecting on the cultural norms of the 70s:
"Everybody was doing it. [...] I gotta go blow Robert. He's here again."
(12:28)
Big J and the team encourage listener participation with interactive segments like "Caliento Squares," inviting listeners to call in for a chance to be part of the show:
"So we're gonna start seeing him more often. [...] We need a boy and we're gonna need a girl. 585-9800."
(12:42)
They also promote local businesses and special offers, integrating community engagement into their programming.
The episode concludes with mentions of upcoming events and promotions, maintaining the show's energetic and engaging tone:
"College hoops are here. [...] Only at Hooters, the original wing since 1983."
(13:05)
Brady Bogen on Core Institute:
"You can get rid of your pain and start saying yes, I can to all the things you want to do."
(00:34)
Big J on Robert Plant's Stage Presence:
"Robert Plant was just looking at them and being so suggestive. [...] It intimidated them at the time because we were square."
(11:56)
Frank Caliento on Self-Defense:
"Just put everything aside, pride and all that other stuff and keep walking towards my destination away from him."
(03:31)
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of comedy updates, promotional segments, and engaging discussions on entertainment and celebrity anecdotes. The hosts balance humor with insightful commentary, providing listeners with a comprehensive and entertaining morning show experience.