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John Holmberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here.
Brady
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Catherine
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Brady
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Derek
Is that her tally?
Brady
I used to try so hard to make that happen. Can't do it. I am officially entering as a 29 years of radio stuff on the air and I don't think I've ever gotten a legal ID on purpose on time. Those are supposed to run right at the top of the hour. I've nearly impossible.
Derek
That's why they give you the windows.
Catherine
What?
Brady
I was told they give you the window for jackasses like me. But I mean, there were literal times when like 45 minutes later, I'm like, oh, yeah, oh, oh. I. If you go back, I don't. Statue of limitations is up. But at that old station I was at, I used to cut commercials or play two things at once and turn one down. I was. I was not good with the clock. A lot of you advertisers there at the Zone, Brady, a lot of your clients, they paid for stuff that never Happened. What? Can't do that anymore. It's all better. But I mean a lot, a lot. Yeah. Nobody knew. Nobody said a word. If they'd have known, they'd have yelled. Found a couple of little sideways angles to run one and play another. But one was turned down all the way. It was smart. Got me back on time. Everybody was happy. It's time now for Brady to entertain us all at the entertainment drills brought you by our friends@reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense. And the process right now is as simple as going to the website, checking out the schedule, saying, I'd like to do this, I'd like to do that. There's the thing. I'd like to do this. And then you call them up and you say holmberg and train and they'll go, okay, that's two months of training for $199 total. That's $100 a month, a little less than for personal hands on training that you are going to get only there. No place else can do what these guys do. And it is an outstanding way to get in great shape for the new year. Right now everybody's quitting their resolutions. We're halfway through the month and everybody's like, I'll start next week. You're never going to start. Start something new you love right now if you haven't gotten it going. This is the thing and you're going to have a blast doing this thing. Reactdefense.com get in great shape, learn a little about yourself and be prepared, not paranoid. That's how it works. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.
Catherine
Timothy Chalamet will host Saturday night live on January 25th.
Brady
Didn't he just do it like last? Maybe it was last season. That seems like a lot of Timothy Chalamet.
Catherine
He will host it along with being the musical guest.
Brady
He's going to sing Bob Dylan songs.
Catherine
Which only 41 people in the show's 50 year history have ever hosted and been their own musical guest.
Brady
But does it count if he's doing the original works of Bob Dylan?
Catherine
Well, it's a great question.
Brady
It's gotta be better than Dylan.
Catherine
Obviously that's the reason why he's coming up there. But it's not saying or not whether he'll be doing Dylan songs or his own.
Brady
He's got his own thing going on, Donna. I hope so because I don't want to hear Bob Dylan songs by him or anyone who sounds like him. You do Jimi Hendrix version of Bob Dylan songs. Maybe. Yeah, I don't want to hear Bob Dylan recreate Roses version. Oh yeah.
Catherine
But this coming Saturday it'll be Dave Chappelle with musical guests Glorilla.
Brady
Yeah, that's a good one.
Catherine
Check that one out.
Brady
Definitely gonna watch that. Never thought I'd say that. The reason I'm going to make that appointment television is Glorilla and not Chappelle. Chappelle's a nice touch, but Glorilla is the reason I'm looking.
Catherine
Two famous TV homes have been destroyed. Two more should say. But the house where the Roy siblings were shown strategizing during season four of.
Brady
Succession that got bounced.
Catherine
And the estate that used to be well used as Gene Smart's side mansion on Hacks. But I haven't been.
Brady
Oh, I don't watch Hacks. Huh. Side mansion is a good band name.
Catherine
Life is good with a side man.
Brady
Yeah, you gotta Feldman. Well, if you got a side mansion.
Catherine
Corey Feldman isn't one of those fools who's just gonna get out with very little. He's got a 15 foot u haul ready at all times. They get the evacuation.
Derek
He had got all his band gear in.
Brady
Hopefully he leaves his laptop there because that damn thing don't work. Never works in shows. He's got a 15 foot u haul.
Derek
He couldn't afford the Apple Care on it.
Brady
He bought it. Right. He's not renting it every day of his life.
Catherine
He rented a 15 foot u haul in case you have to evacuate. Yeah, he's probably.
Brady
Oh, right now?
Catherine
Yeah, right now.
Brady
Oh, I thought you meant like forever. He's had this.
Catherine
No, no, no. He has this for a standby because most people are grabbing. Grabbing, you know, just in case a suitcase or so.
Brady
Good move, Feldman.
Catherine
He's got a lot of stuff he's got to get out.
Brady
Said no one ever.
Catherine
Yeah, most of the merch box that truck gets caught.
Brady
Oh yeah, those box sets got to.
Catherine
Get out of there.
Brady
You don't want to say this too often, but Corey Feldman's right and we should follow his lead and to jump.
Derek
Back a little research. Apparently Timothy Chalamet has no other music out except the Dylan soundtrack.
Brady
I'm not watching that.
Derek
That he did that. People are saying in what world does this Dylan. Dylan list. Bob Dylan album makes sense, right?
Brady
That's just lazy by Lorne Michaels not to get a musical guest that week.
Catherine
We have celebrity death, Sam Moore. Sam and Dave. He passed away. That's a 89 years old.
Brady
That's you know, greatest of all Soul.
Catherine
Duos by Rock and Roll hall of Fame People.
Brady
People think it's a blues Brother song. Soul man is not that. Soul man's awesome.
Catherine
The other thing that is available. Celebrity auction. Elvis Presley's rhinestone jockstrap.
Brady
Well, maybe that guy was signing me up for things. Will get me in on that too. And I'll have my option to buy.
Catherine
That one right now. I believe it's at $42,000.
Brady
A little over $42,000 for rhinestone?
Catherine
Yeah. There's a picture of it. It's got EP on the top band of it. A fan originally made it for him. It's kind of a it. I think it's velvet.
Brady
Has it been worn?
Catherine
No, the King put it up in his house. Framed it.
Brady
Sure. You always frame your jocks. That makes sense. That's totally reasonable. Hey, I like the way this thing looks. Put it off. Put in one of them. Frame as a colonel shadow box. Shadow box? Yeah, that's what I like. I put some light on them. Put make a shadow box. I like that. Is this art, Elvis? No, that's a jock strap from a fan.
Derek
What are you blind?
Brady
Okay. Okay. That's a weird one.
Catherine
Finally, Lizzie Hale told a story that was a deal breaker for her when she was going out with a guy.
Brady
Toilet stains.
Catherine
It wasn't Lume. She. Her brother bailed on her to go to the Tool concert. So she's like, I'll take a dude. So she asked this guy out and he fell asleep during Tool.
Brady
Wow, that's hard to do.
Catherine
Says you're out, but you got to.
Brady
Ask him, what'd you do with your day? Like, maybe the dude doesn't have time for it. Lizzie ain't got enough time for that. There's like an 18 hour day of working at a factory or something. Just want to try to boner crap. Tried as hard as he could to get through it, and he couldn't. Yeah, you can't fall asleep at a concert. You can leave, but that's hard to do. And you know, that's a little on Lizzie.
Derek
That's a lot on Lizzie.
Brady
Because, you know, you start noticing your dates asleep. It's not his fault. Like, if you can bore me, like, maybe he's narcoleptic.
Catherine
Singing every word like, well, right?
Brady
And he's turned around like, I'm out. What a boring lady. I can't even stay awake in a concert. She's so boring. It's kind of on you. Someone falls asleep while you're talking to them. It's not their fault. Shoe. That's it. It's 10:09. Go clean your toilets. That's today's message. I don't hear from any of you ever again. Stacy, the emailer was right. You can't use sex as a negotiating tool. She's taking sex away for a month at a time. That would make me smear feces everywhere.
Catherine
Oh, yeah.
Brady
That's a deal. That's enough for us. The Larry's coming up next. He's got all sorts of fun stuff for you. So be nice to Larry. He'll be nice back. And we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. So long, Arizona's most honorable rock radio station. It's out of control now.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: January 13, 2025 Episode Title: Entertainment Drill - MON - Corey Feldman Has A UHaul Ready In Case Fires Get Close - Elvis' Rhinestone Studded Jockstrap Up For Auction
The episode kicks off with exciting news about Timothy Chalamet taking the helm as the host and musical guest for the upcoming Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode scheduled for January 25th.
Catherine highlights the rarity of this event:
“Which only 41 people in the show's 50-year history have ever hosted and been their own musical guest.” [03:53]
Brady expresses skepticism about Chalamet's musical involvement:
“He's going to sing Bob Dylan songs.” [03:53]
This dual role is a significant milestone, making Chalamet one of the few celebrities to both host and perform musically on SNL.
The discussion delves into whether Chalamet's performance counts as original work or a cover, sparking opinions on the quality and originality of his musical contributions.
Brady questions the authenticity:
“But does it count if he's doing the original works of Bob Dylan?” [04:04]
Catherine acknowledges the uncertainty:
“But it's not saying or not whether he'll be doing Dylan songs or his own.” [04:06]
The panel debates the impact of covering legendary artists like Bob Dylan, with Brady hoping for original material:
“He's got his own thing going on, Donna. I hope so because I don't want to hear Bob Dylan songs by him or anyone who sounds like him.” [04:15]
Shifting focus, Catherine announces another notable guest:
“This coming Saturday it'll be Dave Chappelle with musical guests Glorilla.” [04:33]
Brady shows enthusiasm for Glorilla's appearance:
“That's a good one. Definitely gonna watch that.” [04:38]
The duo expresses excitement over diverse musical acts, emphasizing the variety SNL brings to its episodes.
The conversation transitions to the unfortunate news about the destruction of iconic TV homes, specifically referencing sets from popular series.
Catherine shares the details:
“But the house where the Roy siblings were shown strategizing during season four of Succession that got bounced.” [04:53]
And adds another set loss:
“And the estate that used to be well used as Gene Smart's side mansion on Hacks.” [05:03]
Brady humorously remarks on the practicality of having multiple properties:
“Side mansion is a good band name.” [05:13]
The hosts reflect on the transient nature of TV set designs and their eventual demolition.
A standout topic is Corey Feldman's proactive measures in case of emergencies, showcasing his readiness to evacuate swiftly.
Catherine informs the audience:
“Corey Feldman isn't one of those fools who's just gonna get out with very little. He's got a 15-foot UHaul ready at all times.” [05:21]
Brady humorously speculates on Feldman's preparedness:
“He bought it. Right. He's not renting it every day of his life.” [05:46]
The hosts commend Feldman’s foresight, highlighting his commitment to safeguarding his belongings and ensuring quick evacuation if needed.
The episode pays tribute to the late Sam Moore, a celebrated figure in the soul and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Catherine shares the sad news:
“Sam Moore. Sam and Dave. He passed away. He's 89 years old.” [06:39]
Brady reminisces about Moore's legacy:
“That's you know, greatest of all Soul.” [06:50]
The hosts honor Moore's contributions to music, acknowledging his enduring influence and the void his passing leaves in the industry.
A unique and intriguing item is up for auction: Elvis Presley’s rhinestone studded jockstrap.
Catherine provides the details:
“That one right now. I believe it's at $42,000.” [07:17]
Brady humorously contemplates the item's potential placement in art:
“Has it been worn? No, the King put it up in his house. Framed it.” [07:31]
The discussion highlights the memorabilia's value and Elvis's flair for dramatic and stylish attire, making it a coveted piece for collectors.
Wrapping up, Lizzie Hale shares a personal experience that ended her relationship due to a significant issue.
Catherine narrates the story:
“Lizzie Hale told a story that was a deal breaker for her when she was going out with a guy.” [08:03]
Details reveal that Lizzie was deterred by her date falling asleep during a Tool concert, emphasizing the importance of shared interests and respect in relationships.
Brady comments on the situation:
“You can't fall asleep at a concert. You can leave, but that's hard to do.” [08:22]
The discussion underscores the challenges of maintaining connections when fundamental interests or attentiveness are lacking.
The episode concludes with a light-hearted reminder for listeners to maintain their hygiene:
"It's 10:09. Go clean your toilets." [09:01]
Brady adds a humorous warning about relationship dynamics:
"You can't use sex as a negotiating tool. She's taking sex away for a month at a time. That would make me smear feces everywhere." [09:09]
Catherine and Brady sign off with a tease for the next segment, keeping the audience engaged for future episodes.
Noteworthy Quotes:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of celebrity news, personal stories, and humorous banter, ensuring listeners are both entertained and informed about the latest happenings in the entertainment world.