01-13-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: January 13, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogan, Bret Toledo, Dick Toledo
Duration: 5:30 AM - 10:00 AM
Release Date: January 13, 2025

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1. Introduction and Event Announcements (00:00 - 02:00)

The show kicks off with John Holmberg and Brady Bogan sharing information about upcoming comedy events in the Valley, promoting venues like Tempe Improv and Desert Ridge Improv. They encourage listeners to attend performances by comedians such as Paul Versey, Beth Stelling, Sarah Weinschenk, and Joe DeRosa.

John Holmberg [00:00]: "It's time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week."

2. Sports Talk: NFL Playoffs (02:00 - 10:00)

The hosts delve into the excitement surrounding the NFL playoffs. John expresses uncertainty about the playoff dynamics, while Brady shares personal anecdotes about ticket purchasing and team loyalties. They discuss the challenges of supporting teams with mixed fan bases and the frustrations of playoff disappointments.

John Holmberg [02:57]: "The NFL playoffs are here, and I'm not sure anybody knows really what to do about that, but they're here."

Brady Bogan [05:06]: "I blame Dale, too. The best part about Dale was he mushed it when he said on Thursday that the Steelers had a chance..."

3. Personal Stories and Injury Recovery (10:00 - 20:00)

Brett Toledo introduces a heartfelt testimonial about injury recovery through the Core Institute. He narrates a listener’s story where a dog caused a severe knee injury, which was successfully treated, allowing full recovery after two years.

Brett Toledo [01:06]: "He needed that knee to get fixed and fixed right. Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute."

4. Relationship Dynamics and Communication (20:00 - 30:00)

The conversation shifts to relationship issues, focusing on communication breakdowns and unmet expectations. Brady shares a distressing scenario where a wife refuses to address her husband’s plumbing mishaps, leading to comedic yet critical reflections on partnership roles.

Brady Bogan [24:07]: "She needs to get rid of that. That's a bunch of bull. She starts that."

5. Media Analysis: "Fear Thy Neighbor" (30:00 - 45:00)

The hosts discuss the TV show "Fear Thy Neighbor," analyzing its portrayal of neighborly conflicts escalating into violence. They critique the show's storytelling methods and the realism of the reenactments.

Brady Bogan [38:00]: "That was one of the worst I've ever seen on TV. It's like, what's going on here?"

6. Privacy Concerns and Scams (45:00 - 60:00)

Brady leads a discussion on privacy issues related to phone hacking and blackmail scams. He humorously debunks the fear of being watched but underscores the prevalence of such scams, advising listeners to stay vigilant.

Brady Bogan [49:08]: "I have no fear of that at all. But it is a scam."

7. Listener Q&A: Bathroom Habits (60:00 - 75:00)

A listener named Stacy seeks advice on her husband's problematic bathroom habits, which are causing strain in their marriage. The hosts provide candid and blunt suggestions, emphasizing the importance of mutual responsibility and communication.

Brady Bogan [132:00]: "If you're in a relationship and he's putting too much pressure on you, you need to stand up for yourself."

8. Health and Wellness Topics (75:00 - 90:00)

The discussion transitions to health-related subjects, including erectile dysfunction research linking grape juice consumption to reduced symptoms. The hosts offer their takes on the study's findings and its applicability to everyday life.

Brett Toledo [96:53]: "Men who drank five servings of grape juice a week saw their ED symptoms go down 80%."

Brady Bogan [97:05]: "Grape juice keeps the softest softies away."

9. Unusual News Stories and Social Commentary (90:00 - 105:00)

The hosts cover bizarre news stories, including a Florida man arrested for bestiality involving a horse. They critique the societal and legal implications of such incidents with their signature humor.

Brady Bogan [100:58]: "You're a better person."

Brett Toledo [102:14]: "I'm glad. You know, you have a higher look."

10. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Events (105:00 - 110:00)

As the show nears its end, the hosts summarize the day's discussions and promote upcoming events. John Holmberg highlights upcoming entertainment segments, while Brady wraps up with final thoughts on maintaining personal responsibilities.

Brady Bogan [110:00]: "It's 98 KUPD. Sorry, Kirby. Visit Holmberg's Morning Sickness online at 98KUPD.com."

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [02:57]: "The NFL playoffs are here, and I'm not sure anybody knows really what to do about that, but they're here."

• Brady Bogan [05:06]: "I blame Dale, too. The best part about Dale was he mushed it when he said on Thursday that the Steelers had a chance..."

• Brett Toledo [01:06]: "He needed that knee to get fixed and fixed right. Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute."

• Brady Bogan [38:00]: "That was one of the worst I've ever seen on TV. It's like, what's going on here?"

• Brady Bogan [49:08]: "I have no fear of that at all. But it is a scam."

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Conclusion:

Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivered a mix of sports talk, personal stories, relationship advice, media analysis, and humorous takes on unusual news. The hosts maintain their engaging and candid style, providing listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful commentary.

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Note: Advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections have been excluded to focus solely on the main discussions of the podcast.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week.

[Brady Bogan]

Get out to the Tempe Improv on.

[John Holmberg]

The east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing.

[Brady Bogan]

Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups.

[John Holmberg]

And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com.

[Brady Bogan]

And tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here. For the amazing people at the Core Institute, life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold. Or like a KUPD listener told me this week, his dog did a sprint across the backyard directly into the side of his wife's leg and blew her knee up. She needed that need to get fixed and fixed right. Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute. I went through it too, and you can get rid of your pain and start saying yes, I can to all the things you want to do. And and all you have to do is trust the experts at the Core Institute. Head there right now. The Core Institute.com college hoops are here.

[Brett Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with Wayne.

[Brady Bogan]

From Amco and Wayne. Now that it's getting warmer, I turned on the AC in my car and the air's blowing. Kind of cool, but it really smells like a basement. What can I do about that, Larry? Your car's AC system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell. Nice. Is that a big deal to get done? Not at all. It takes about an hour and in most cases we can do it while you wait.

[Brett Toledo]

That's awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll say. We're Amco. Google Amco for your nearest location. That's Amco. Double A, mco, Trans Missions, and a whole lot more. The cock's on his own. He's going crazy. The music won't play. It is. I actually kind of like him all by himself, though. Something very strange about that being almost soothing, you know? I don't think so. I don't think anybody else is going to agree with me. There we go. There. We'll start over. Anyway, hello there, everybody. Good morning. It's 5:45. That cock went rogue. You can't have that on a Monday morning. A cock just running wild through your house. Crazy. Crazy. It's 5:45. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. We're ready to go. It is Monday. It is playoff. You know, we have playoffs in town here. We got to be serious about this right now. This is a big deal. The. The NFL playoffs are here, and I'm not sure anybody knows really what to do about that, but they're here.

[Brett Toledo]

We were looking at tickets last night.

[Brady Bogan]

For what? What? What?

[Brett Toledo]

Just to see what they're running at, like.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And through the.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, you could get them for 15 bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Those of you want to go, I have a friend who named Jeremy. His wife is a Vikings fan, and he's a Packers fan. So it's almost like you, Brett, when you got the Bears in the Packer thing at the house. Yeah. And she said. She said. I said, are you going to the game? You're a huge bike fan. She goes, oh, yeah, we're going. And I looked at him. I'm like. He goes, I would never take her to a Vikings game if, you know, you can't even think about it. And I'm like, really? And then she goes, 50 plow jobs. He'll go. And he looked at me, and I'm like, that's negotiat tactics. She's using it as currency. Don't allow that. That's a bunch of bull. She starts that.

[John Holmberg]

He's going.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's what I said. You got to get him up front. You pay for that up front. You don't promise it. If she'll never pay up on that.

[John Holmberg]

That's prepay.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. You prepay that. If you're thinking, oh, half.

[Brett Toledo]

Half delivered.

[Brady Bogan]

No 100% payment up front. Because if you start that crap, half delivered would turn into like, okay, four or five. You get 50 of those, you save 50 ladies. We need to start holding them to that st you 50 times. And I'm like, you've got two days. Why do it over time? You're going to quit that the minute you get your, you know, it's the same thing as a wedding ring. And they put on the show for the longest time, you give them wedding ring and then it's all sort of like, I thought this was going to be a pretty regular deal and it turns out it just goes away. So, yeah, don't play that game. The none of that. But, yeah, if you have a wife who's a fan, I guess you could. I wouldn't choke that down. There's no way, man. If the Ravens. Oh, she'll be choking it down. But the Ravens had a playoff game here, and because of some sort of a natural, natural, natural disaster, they had to play it here. I ain't going to that. There's no possible way I would do that. That's disgusting. So anyway, if they're in town, you can do that, see them and enjoy the game, blah, blah, blah. With your playoffs in Phoenix, it's not a thing.

[John Holmberg]

I just don't want to fight that traffic for a team I don't care about.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah, and there were people saying, you want to go to that? I'm like, no, it's a playoff game for teams. I don't care. Absolutely not. But it's here. So what are you gonna do? My team, of course, everybody's read my emails, bounced out on Saturday night. Highly expected by everybody. We had our hopes, we had our dreams dashed. I blame Dale taken away. I blame Dale, too. The best part about Dale was he mushed it when he said on Thursday that the Steelers had a chance, they were gonna win. And I'm like, I've been trying to manifest this the entire time by saying, Steelers are gonna win. When he picked them, they were doomed. Dale came to the house on Saturday to watch the game and it was crowded by 25. Dale walks in. He played for the Ravens for three games when he was 40, was his last stint in the NFL. And they still give him some pretty nice merchandise, brand new stuff. So we had a sweatshirt on. It was a raven shirt. He came in and everybody saw him because he was there when he brought a Super bowl trophies when we played the Cowboys and was roundly hated that day. He comes wandering in and I've never seen a house party boo a guy. But the whole place started booing. What in the world going on here? Boo the Whole place boo, and we were dying. First play. Dale's in the house. First play. Touchdown, Ravens. Like, you've been here for a second at seven. Everybody get out of here. But it. There's nothing you can do. They weren't going to win that thing. My team is in what is called NFL purgatory. Good enough to be in the playoffs, not good enough to do anything in them, which means your draft pick is always low, which means your mediocrity will continue until you can splash down with something huge. And it's just going to keep going and going and going until something changes. But I understand.

[Brett Toledo]

What's the.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you don't understand mine's playoffs. I said playoffs. What you don't understand, Bears fan, is that word.

[John Holmberg]

Now you're talking about the picks.

[Brady Bogan]

I was like, oh, you love picks. Yeah. Yeah. It's a strange thing to have constantly a competitive team who can't get to that next step, but it's hard to watch.

[Brett Toledo]

I didn't realize that. What it was six, huh? That since a playoff win.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's been 2016 since they've won one. They've had. They've lost their last six.

[Brett Toledo]

So what happens on that? What's the. What's the vibe on Tomlin coming from HQ, Steelers fans?

[Brady Bogan]

Look at that. It's 50. 50. The racist ones, I think are mostly racist. Will scream, tom. Terrible. It's time. And I'm like, all right, what's the plan then? Yeah, who do you get in his place that's better? Because Tomlin gets out and you think he wouldn't get scooped up immediately by anybody. They're talking about trading them to the Bears.

[John Holmberg]

We'll take him.

[Brady Bogan]

An odd thing, but could happen. So there's chatter. I don't know. I think he gets another year. I think the coordinators have to go. And I think it's just that, you know, it's almost. It's almost as bad as being the Bears or the Cardinals because you're not a serious contender, but you're a regular season player. And then, you know, you fade and it kind of goes away.

[John Holmberg]

I like coming out of training camp with no expectations.

[Brady Bogan]

Boy, it's got to like. You know what? It almost feels good.

[John Holmberg]

It's easy.

[Brady Bogan]

I've been a Cubs fan.

[John Holmberg]

So you understand.

[Brady Bogan]

I understand what it's like to enjoy spring training for the hot dogs and beer and expect nothing from the team that you watch. And the worst thing they can do is be good. Right. Because then you're like, oh, I gotta start Caring just when I get out, they pull me back. So Cardinal fans, Bears fans, and now Steelers fans, we can all kind of get in the same boat and sit back and go, what are we breaking our necks for here? We already know the outcome of this. It's okay. It sucks. Difference between Cardinal fans and Bears fans, it's Steeler fans. Steeler fans have there. Well, we're used to multiple super bowl runs or at least AFC championships and stuff, so we'll see. I don't know. That Ravens team looked pretty strong, but beatable. And I still think when the Chiefs and Bills run into them, Lamar will. That's my hope is Lamar gets bounced. I think that's. I'm only cheering against things now.

[John Holmberg]

I went against my own, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

You cheered for the packers yesterday.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no, no. I. I always bet against Dale, but this time I bet for Dale and lost money on fan.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't do it.

[John Holmberg]

It's. It's a mush thing.

[Brady Bogan]

It's tempting to go with him. He's terrible. It's. He's never right.

[John Holmberg]

I was like, well, this. The point spread looks pretty good. I'm jumping in on that 10 points.

[Brady Bogan]

He's right. Yeah. No. Nope. No, sir. No. I went to. Well, and then Saturday, you know, we had. Trip came by, and obviously, you know, everybody who knows what's going on with Tripp. Hearts going out to that guy in a big way. It's just a field, you know, he losing a house in Los Angeles that he's, you know, all he's got. He's been there. He was in that house for almost 30 years, I think, and some memories in there. And you don't think about it, I've heard, you know, just. You just want to throw up when people start saying they're rich. Everything will be fine. It's just like, man, it's just disgusting. And then when I was talking with him on Friday and he started to tell me little things in here and there. So he came by Saturday and, you know, he brings the cheese to the playoff parties, and he was there. And then I realized how insensitive I was because I've got two solo stoves with fire coming out of them. I got my. You know, the whole place looks like an inferno because we're trying to stay warm and. And just, you know, little jokes here and there about. And I can turn those off if you want me to. And I said, no, it's fine. But he snuck out early because you can tell he's still going through, like, I just. I can't. I gotta go. My brain's on something else. So I went crazy with the fire and reached down into the bag of wood to reload. To reload the flames. And I had. I've never had this before. I almost want to cry talking about it. When I reached in one of the. There was a. Like a splinter off the edge of the wood that I got. Bamboo. It went under my thumbnail all the way to the knuckle. It blew through the skin all the way under my thumbnail. And when I touched my thumbnail, I can. I. I go back to it and then I start. You know, you start looking it up. I looked it up after the game, you know, what was the torture? The bamboo under the fingernails. Because this is brutal. And it was just.

[Brett Toledo]

That's close, isn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

It was. Well, no, I didn't realize what they were doing was taking full bamboo, like the size of your fingernail, and they drive it down in there and then stop and then wait and then go a little further. And that stuff's thicker and worse. This was. I have a new fear was born there. It's like. That is horrible having something that big. And it wasn't a little piece of wood. It wasn't like a tiny splinter. It's a shard of wood dug down in. So I had to trim my fingernail way down and then pull this thing back out, which hurt worse. Yeah, like coming back. Oh, it's the worst feeling in the world.

[Brett Toledo]

So, of course I had that pulling out. Bogan via. Oh, it went through thumb underneath the thumbnail. That thorn went in there. And like you said that the pulling out is so.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think if I could go through.

[Brett Toledo]

It's like a stick. It was like a syringe almost.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it was awful. If I could go through the thumbnail, it would be easy, but underneath. And it didn't lift it or else hurt. It was horrible.

[John Holmberg]

Should have videoed it. We would have had it for all these videos.

[Brady Bogan]

And it was that. It was exactly one of those. If we had that on video and you saw me pull that out and the way it just in one little area of circle just. Just globed out under the thumbnail. Blood. Horrible. So right when I thought I was having, like, you know, the worst time, I went to a son's game with Fitz last night. And I don't know if you guys know this, but Fitz is new. He's been off for High Tide. He's back. What is he cheering?

[Brett Toledo]

The proper.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, no, I see. You just. You can't do that.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, I was gonna explain.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the point. Don't. You. If you have to explain it, don't do it. No, you kind of did, but you scared us. You can't go screaming that right off. What Brady's talking about in the Bob and Tom moment is that there's a commercial with a guy who pretends to cheer things. Anyway, I went to the son's game. Fitz's new thing was off putting last night. I did not know this was happening. But it is his. It's his new thing. He's wearing boiler jumpers as regular clothes.

[John Holmberg]

I've seen that. I thought it was just on the motorcycle. No, he's doing that in regular life, everyday life.

[Brady Bogan]

So last night when I met. Met him, you know, he texts me, says, hey, I'm down. I'm down in the lobby. I'm like, I'll be down a second. I'll let you up. And I go down the elevator, and he's sitting in the lobby, and it looks like he's just in a regular kind of striped shirt there. And then he stood up, and I realized it's a whole onesie. It's a big baby onesie, but it's a. It's a romper, I guess, for better. It's a jump, pretty much.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's a onesie.

[Brady Bogan]

Farmer Ted over there, and it rolls up, and it does look like he's. He looks like he should be sitting on an I beam eating a sandwich 24, 20 floors up over Manhattan. And so I'm like, this is interesting. And he goes, the best thing in the world. So it is almost like sweatpants. But he's not quite quitting yet.

[John Holmberg]

No, he's given up. That's given up.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you this. As goofy as I thought he looked, and I did, and we were teasing him a little bit about, you know, plumbing. He needed to go do some plumbing. Went to the rah Rah room. It was like he was a rapper. Like this. This was. So he's in pajamas. I mean, it's just a big one.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody else would dress like that.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody would dress like that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, he's a rapper.

[Brady Bogan]

He's in a pair. Yeah, he's in a thing of onesie pajamas like a baby would wear. And he's like, young people think this is the coolest thing in the world. We must have passed, like, eight or nine people to go, cool. Looks good. And I'm like, I don't know how many are making fun of. And then no one girl came up and said, I love this. This is outstanding. Where did you get it? And I'm like, he got it at the plumbing supply warehouse. Like, this is not a, It's Dickey's.

[John Holmberg]

Got it at Walmar.

[Brady Bogan]

They're selling these things to human beings for everyday use and he's using them. So there I am walking around thinking he looks like a giant baby Huey. It's just this huge man in a onesie. It was weird. And then after a few seconds you realize nobody's, nobody's laughing. Like, this is the thing that we might, it's the industrial. It's all those sci fi movies where in the future we're all in this weird utilitarian singlet.

[Brett Toledo]

I, I, I think on the Enterprise Start, everyone's in that, that's uniform.

[Brady Bogan]

But yeah, I guess, I mean, this is what he had on. It's a plumber's onesie.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, I've seen it.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's not like, not laughed at.

[John Holmberg]

Watch out for Michael Myers over there.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what he looks like. He's in. Michael Myers. Yes, that's exactly it. He's a dude from Halloween. It was a boiler jumper.

[John Holmberg]

Turn in that corner.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, this guy says you're hanging out with a closeted Jason Voorhees. That's what Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees wore boiler jumpers. I wouldn't even know where to start buying that. And he said, it's kind of like when you did summer of cabana clothes. And I'm like, not really, because it was summer. Cabana clothes are exclusively cabana like, like yours is exclusive for plumbing issues and like fixing pipes. It's not for fun poolside activities. It's just strange and, But I, he was right, the waitress.

[Brett Toledo]

Almost like a denim one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's thick, isn't it? It was pretty thick. And yeah, our waitress down there at the Rahwa Rooms named Julissa, and she was like, I love this. Like, I think this is great. And I'm like, you seem to be kind of a normal young human being. What about this works? And she goes, I don't know. It just looks comfortable. It's cool. It was, he was like, he's a rapper. Like, rappers wear vests and like straight like an eagle's head on their hat. And like, it's like they look like they left Flintstones Pooba Room and people like the Buffalo Home. That's, yeah, that's cool, man. If you're a rapper, it's cool. Fitz pulled it off. He looked like a member of Weezer. But I don't know what was going on, and I don't think. I hope that doesn't become a. I'm not gonna ever do it. I can't do a onesie. And then I told him, like, when you pee, you have to take the whole top off. You think about onesie. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Peel it off.

[John Holmberg]

Zippers where you can zip.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got an extra. Yeah, he showed me. He's got like this little unicorn zipper that everything comes out of that. Otherwise, it's a full on off. I was. I was taken back by it. And then it's weird when you're like, you know, it's like dating an ugly chick. You know, you're walking her around and stuff, and you just don't want everybody to look at you and say, what's that guy like? It's you that gets made fun of. Not the romper one. Like a big mentally challenged or head wound guy that you took out. And he's just doing his thing and I don't know, I'm strange. But if you're in a romper today and it's not for work and you're trying to impress people, it works. People seem to enjoy it. Seems to.

[Brett Toledo]

I remember when he bought that NASA jumper, the first one.

[Brady Bogan]

He likes jumpsuits.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a grown man who enjoys the jumpsuit. Like Evil Knievel. My outfit. I would never wear the Evil Knievel gear out to a son's game unless it was Halloween or something and it felt like a Halloween costume. Then we discovered something else. Fitz and I went to the Rah Rah room, which I've got a little problem there. I'm going a little too often. But kudos to Fitz because he kicked it. He kicked in and footed the bill. Most people. He did not Hopkins. Me. He didn't. He didn't Irish goodbye to Bill like Doug Hopkins did. So we're with Kevin Ray's son, Zach, and we discovered that Zach, who's in his mid to late twenties, I'm not sure exactly how old Zach is, very fun, cool guy. And I've hung out with Zach at Suns game several times. So he's there with us and we're talking and he said something about a woman's weight who had walked past the table and said, she's not bad. She's a little bit big for me. I'm like, she's the most narrow woman I've ever like. She's Super. And he goes, her. I'm like, what do you think she weighs? And he goes, I don't know. 175. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna throw out there that maybe she's 120. What are you seeing? And I thought he was messing with me. And he's got a picture of his girlfriend on. On the phone was a Karen Carpenter, very pretty girl. And he's like. She's like, I don't know. I don't know how much. My girlfriend was, like, 180, 170, something like, Zach, the girl on that phone might. And I know how tall she is. If she's like five nine, five ten, might weigh 140 pounds. And I'm. I'm feeling rude saying that. Oh, no, no. I'm pretty sure she's about 180. And I'm like, you. He's like, when Rain man didn't know what a dollar or a hundred dollars were. So the waitress that walked by us, that he thought was 175, and I said, might be 120, I kind of fooled her into a conversation about weight, where she revealed her own weight. And she said, I'm 123 pounds. And I looked at Zach. I'm like, see? And he's just shaking. It just didn't register. This dude thinks that most hot. Like, what is a big one? So I'm pointing out big ladies. I'm like, what's she wearing? She go, I don't know. 190. Like, you don't know. Like, you can't work at the shirt. You don't know what weight is. Like, you're a grown adult who can't eyeball someone, and it's like being colorblind.

[John Holmberg]

Bring Dr. J. Schwartz with Yellowstone.

[Brady Bogan]

This is dangerous. You're gonna end up with a. You're gonna end up with a hog and not know. You can't tell that. Like, he's the opposite of shallow. How he sees everybody. About £190. 180. Like, the picture of his girlfriend on the phone, I'm like, she's very pretty, Zach. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think she weighs? Because we couldn't. And Fitz we could not. And I thought, okay, Zach's messing with us. Dead serious. Even in front of his dad. Told Kevin Ray last time, my son doesn't know how weight works. Like, he's looking at women, and he thinks they're 190 pounders. Maybe 120. Yeah. The one he said, as she's a little Big. And I'm like. It's like Brady. You know, Brady sees Ash. She's a little thick.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm gonna hang around him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

180, 100.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if it works that way. I think if you surpass it to a certain degree. He knows. He knows what if he thinks 120 looks like 180? He's the other way. He's gonna. I'm wondering what he's thinking, like, you might be a Volvo. Just a weird night all the way around. Everything was like, I got this dude in a jumper. I got a kid who does. No idea how weights and measures work.

[John Holmberg]

David Vasquez said, can you pass on a word for fits for me? Sup?

[Brady Bogan]

But that was the other thing. Like, normally when you see a guy in, like, a outfit, it's gay, you know, with a. He's made an effort to have an outfit too much, so, you know, that's a little gay. This wasn't. It was.

[John Holmberg]

If he wasn't your friend and you were hanging out with him.

[Brady Bogan]

If he wasn't my friend and I saw him.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, just some dude in the crowd.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd be asking everybody, what's the deal with the plumber? Right, Right. But then I would see how everybody was reacting positively to it. And then I'd be like, is it me?

[Brett Toledo]

Next time it'll be a utility kilt, man.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't. If you wore a kilt, it would be a little less. It would be a little less weird in a kilt. But it worked. And he's not wrong. Dickies is selling these things. I went online last night, like, there's something going on. Are we gonna start. Is that a thing we're gonna start seeing more of?

[Brett Toledo]

Did you put it in the basket?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

That's Cabana, where he's gonna have 30 of them.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't. But cabana wear was that. I don't want to wear onesie. Cabanaware was an accident. And then I'm like, well, if I'm gonna make these accents. If I did accidentally order 40 jumpers. 40 days of jumpers just to punish myself.

[John Holmberg]

You're gonna do it.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm not. Oops. No, I don't. I just looked, and I'm like, there they are. Like, you don't even have to search. They're, like, on the front page of the website, you can get men's onesies, and men's onesies are not. It's a weird thing, but it worked.

[Brett Toledo]

The hunting ones, the Carhartt That.

[Brady Bogan]

What's that?

[Brett Toledo]

They're. They call them overalls. I mean, but.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, when you go out hunting and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they're just big old. Like the coat. The kid in the Christmas pockets all.

[John Holmberg]

Over it and everything.

[Brady Bogan]

This just looked like PJs. You looked wildly comfortable. It's almost your sweatpants thing, which you have. I gotta give it to you. Well, Matthias stopping it, but you graduating into sweatpants and letting the silver grow on the sides.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's happening. That's happening.

[Brady Bogan]

She says it's not. So far, she don't know. Okay. So far, I've not seen you in those. Unless it's Halloween, I gotta see you in sweatpants. Like she said, no sweatpants. Like that means you quit. Could you wear the jumper?

[John Holmberg]

No. Tracksuit's one thing. Jumper's a completely different thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Jumper's a thing. It was a. It was a thing. This is. Working men call those coveralls, John. You know, men that can change their windshield wipers type of guys. Yeah. You look like a guy. You would. Yeah, well, that was the best part, was when we left the rah rah room. Zach. Zach. Ray, who can't tell weights, turned to Fitz, and he goes. Because he saw him get up and he looked at him, he realized what he was wearing. He goes, we're gonna go change my oil. What's going on here? You know, that's probably what it looks like. You should have Jiffy Lube. Definitely a name tag missing. But it was intriguing to see people's reaction, and it was fairly positive, or they were laughing. But, you know, if you're with a girl and you're. You ever. You ever been with someone who isn't, like, your date, but it's a girl you're walking with and she's horrendous, and you run into somebody, and you make quick sure to tell the person. It's like, hey, I haven't seen you forever. How are you doing, John? I'm like, yeah, hi. This is Brunhilda. She's a coworker, and we're here on business. Like, you make it real clear. Like, don't worry about it. I haven't lost my mind yet. Because they'll, you know, you have to.

[John Holmberg]

So what you did yesterday with this kind of.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like, I work with this guy where the Jiffy Loop. No, we paint houses. No, he. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Contract didn't quite come up. So now.

[Brady Bogan]

And was waiting for people to, like, tease him, like, I'm with you on this one. I'M not sure about it either, but everybody was very. It was very. It was praised heavily. The strange jumper. Not so sure what's going on with the youth because it was younger people that seemed to like it. I.

[John Holmberg]

They're idiots.

[Brady Bogan]

And nobody was like, laugh. Like, hey, nice jumper, douche. They were actually complimentary. Touchy feely. It's strange. Fitz doesn't know anything about basketball, by the way, at all.

[John Holmberg]

Is it like taking Larry to a sports event?

[Brady Bogan]

It would be. Probably be a little better than. I think he's seen it before. Okay. I don't know that Larry's ever seen basketball. I don't. I think Larry would just stand up and scream that they're running. Like he's excited. Like they're racing instead of the basket. Like, yeah. Fitz kind of had some questions about how things worked or what was going. He was just blown away at how fast everything was. I'm like, you've never been. He's never seen a professional game in my life. Like, it was.

[John Holmberg]

It's different in person, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. Tv.

[John Holmberg]

As far as the speed of the game.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure, sure. But especially hockey size. And then I started to talk about the size of the guys, and I'm like, this is like having a dude land from another planet and sit next to you for a little while. He wasn't like, annoying with questions or anything. It was just like. But then the jumper. And then we took him to the rah rah room in the jumper, which I almost had reservations about that. I don't know if I can drag you in there, but you look a little bit like maybe you're a. A rap mogul and that's why you're wearing something so extraordinarily strange that it'll work the other way and not make you look poor. It'll make you look eccentric.

[John Holmberg]

You're getting one.

[Brady Bogan]

I am not getting one. No, I am not getting one. It's just a thing. Anyway, football happened yesterday. Got the. The Broncos fans get to go sit home. Steelers fans get to go home. Buccaneers fans got stolen last night. Didn't watch them see that the packers are going home. It's a lot of. A lot of unique things happen. Brady's team on Friday was finally just said, hey, ceremonial games are over. Ohio State gets to play Notre Dame. Imagine that. In college, two of the biggest schools in the history of college get to play each other in the National. What?

[John Holmberg]

Who would have seen?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. But they got, you know, the dream has come true once again in the NCAA for The championship game. Good for them. That's a great. You know, I. I would put my money on Hulk Hogan coming out in the middle of that thing and stealing the belt. But listen, brother, if anybody doesn't see it that way, they're crazy, because that's how it is. But I hope your team demolishes Notre Dame. I hope that that's the script for. What is it? Monday?

[Brett Toledo]

It's Monday. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Inauguration.

[John Holmberg]

Monday night Raw.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Monday night, I'm telling you. My goodness.

[Brett Toledo]

Championship.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that? Yeah. And I don't think the championship game is fixed. I don't think they care who wins this because they got their two big stars, but pretty sure getting them. Getting them in there was. Yeah, they're pretty happy with how that worked out. Bounce here, call here, flag here. I'm pretty sure everybody can sit back and say, yeah, these are the two biggest traveling teams, probably the two biggest ratings teams. It's nice to see. Hopefully you get it all. Does it matter to you, though? Since Michigan beat Ohio State? It does.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Even though Michigan fans will always be like, yeah, because.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, well, they can.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you guys still want to fire your coach? Because that's been back and forth.

[Brett Toledo]

Some changes at first, but.

[Brady Bogan]

But now he wins the national championship. Suddenly every fan was wrong. All the knee jerk fans. That's why.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't know. I think there's still more. Well, it'll rekindle probably. If they. If they lose.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, if they lose it for sure. The Steelers fans, I always tell them, like, you knee jerk idiots, like, everybody's got to fire everybody. You turn into the Bears, you turn into the Cardinals, you have new coaches every couple years. It's dumb, but I always like how bark, bark, bark about coaches and gotta fire this guy, gotta fire that guy. And then they win a couple games, like, goes kind of a genius, and then they just want him to stay forever and he becomes legend. It's that poor dude in Ohio. It's just getting his ass kicked left and right.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. There's a guy that. This dude from Sports Illustrated said what he should do is if they win the whole thing, hold a press conference, says, hey, thank you, we won the whole thing. I'm. I'm moving on.

[Brady Bogan]

I quit.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Brady Bogan]

Ah, there you go. Thank you. Miles to nowhere Email from everybody saying things. It's like, man, I don't, you know, talking about weights of women. The way Zachary can't tell how much a woman weighs. He's it was horrible. And the guy said, I don't like a woman who's skinny, 120 pounder. You can keep her. She looks like she needs 10 hamburgers. I like a curvy girl who's a little bit thick with no cellulite and good skin. Like, oh, you're looking for what's called a unicorn. They don't exist. That's a high standard you got out there. It shouldn't matter. I've always said it doesn't matter what a woman weighs unless it's obscene. It doesn't matter. And that's the same thing. It's like women. Women always say size doesn't matter for a guy unless it's too big or too small. So size matters, right? And it's the same thing with a woman. You're just perfect. Yeah, but size matter. If it's too little, it matters. If it's too big, it matters. So then you can't deny the fact that size in fact matters. It has to fall in to a criteria for it, not to what they should say is your size doesn't matter. You're in the parameters. Same with a woman, though. It matters, but the weight doesn't because you can be a like 120 pound and gross. You know, not even too skinny. Like just sloppy. I can be sloppy and. Or you can be 160 pounds and tight and fit and looks part and 190 pounds and curvy and still, like, get it done. Like, I don't think Megan the Stallion is, you know, gonna hop on the scale and impress anybody. Like, if you saw it on paper, you'd be like, you know, 511, 205. But you see her inner gear and you're like, whoa, that's insane. So it's not the weight so much, it's just how you carry it. Because you can be gross at 115, 120 pounds and you can be spectacularly pretty at 200 pounds. But I mean, you know, you don't want to get too much higher than that. That's pretty heavy.

[John Holmberg]

Let's not get carried away.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to. You know, I don't have a stalemate at the line of scrimmage with someone I'm with. You know, I don't want to have to have a blocking battle where it's like, I can't move her and she can't move me. This is just. You don't have that. I always just say that about girls who are too tall. Like, I don't like a girl who can block my shot. Like, I don't like to think about posting up on somebody and turning, going, can't get it over. She's too tall. And that's just because I'm six feet. Like, if I was six, eight. Yeah, you had. You had a different animal.

[Brett Toledo]

Would have to. Might have a chance to block them.

[Brady Bogan]

No, everybody can block a shot. You're. You're a child sized man. That's okay. It's all right. It's you. You should have. If you had a. But you would have to eliminate the majority of all people to say that I won't be with somebody taller than me. You know, you're getting rid of 80% of all women.

[John Holmberg]

Am I wrong when you put it that way? That's not 85%, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's probably shorter than 85% of the female population. Yeah, well, if you eliminate women over 60 and women under 17, you're probably right on par with most of them. There's a few shorter ones, but for the most part, you're gonna be the exact same size or a little shorter than most. You can't eliminate tall women. Can't do it. Yeah, you'd be. You'd be cutting into your own supply. And Brett can't. You know, you can have a rule says, I don't want a woman taller because you'd be Six, five.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, screw that.

[Brady Bogan]

You have a six foot five inch woman that would scare the hell out of you. You.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, they play for the Mercury.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You don't drive a Subaru. No, I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not a thing. I was, we were at man, this overnight thing I'm doing where I'm staying up watching TV late at night. I got a nap in last night. So I was. I didn't go full on through. Is the best thing I've done to myself, my body and my life in ages. It's just amazing. I feel so spry and ready. No alarms waking me up. You haven't lived until you haven't been like, you just wake up when you're supposed to.

[Brett Toledo]

Not a slave to the clock.

[Brady Bogan]

Not a slave to the clock. Not. Not going to bed, forcing sleep, not waking up in the middle of good sleep because I have to just. This is awesome. So I'm enjoying things more. I found that I'm like, I don't look at the clock, I get to bed in five minutes. I don't do that because I hate bedtime. I hate it. Childlike nonsense. And I've been watching that Fear Thy Neighbor a lot on the ID that's back on a little yesterday sitting there. It was the middle of the day. So it was dude. And they always have the. Here's the thing they do on Fear Thy Neighbor. If you haven't seen it yet, it's. And there's a lot of episodes, which means neighbors kill each other at a pretty consistent clip in this country that there's neighbor murders due to disputes. So eventually. And they all start off the same. Be careful. One of them's usually like way too excited about neighbors. And the other guy's a little bit like, yeah, all right, we'll deal with it. And then they get to be friends. But one's a little less wanting to be friends than the other. Then one thing happens and the friendly one is always like, what's going on? Because the other guy finally snaps. Like, that's enough. Stay on your side. Don't come over to my house anymore. That's it. So the one yesterday, they had a lot of property. They always cast for the reenactments. These incredibly good looking actors that are close to like the like if the good looking versions of the real people and then they interview the real people that are there and they're always like, well, we was at that thing and then he come by the other day, he had his gun out. And I'm like, okay. That's what we're dealing with. And then you go to the reenactment of, like, the handsome people. So you start to kind of fall for both sides. This one was the worst I've ever seen. These hillbillies had a dog that evidently the other neighbors claimed hopped into their yard and killed one of their lambs. Ate it.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So, like, I know who did this. It was your dog. So they're like, my dog didn't do it. And that starts the battle. Now they can't be. Now they can't be cordial at all. So they're driving by each other's houses, flipping each other off, you know, screaming at each other. You know, the U sucks and fus. And all this stuff. Stuff. And so one night, it's snowing and windy. They're like, where's Moxie? Where's the dog? Like, oh, gosh. And then you hear. And he's like, what's going. So it's freezing cold. They run outside. They go looking around for their dog. And that was cast. It's a Canadian show. So the. All the people that are playing the parts of American hillbillies that shoot each other say, what's this all about? And you realize that these Canadians are doing this stuff. I never shot your dog. Hey, what's this all about? And they don't even try to not be Canadian, or they don't even try to be hillbillies, which is mostly what's going on. So they go over, and the neighbors are just for no reason at all, shoveling a section of their yard of snow. And the guy comes over and he goes, I know what you're doing. And then he's. What is this about? And he says, I know you're covering up. Where'd you. Killed my dog? Like, the guy overreacts immediately and assumes that dude just shot his dog and they've already buried it. You killed my dog. Losing it. I mean, just everybody goes crazy. So a couple. So nobody calls the police, which, first of all, you'd think maybe there'd be a cop. Nope. Three or four months later, there's still the you killed my dog battle going on. The neighbors that are being accused of killing the dog have. Their dog has a litter of puppies. So while this. While the neighbor, whose dog evidently got shot, leaves with his son to go grab a pizza, he sees that the neighbors have their box of puppies. And, you know, they're outside, and he's driving along, and his son's like. And his son played with the neighbor girl, they were like friends for. So it was very tense, and the guy's still mad about his dog, and he goes towards their house and sees the box of. Runs the box of puppies over.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus Christ.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. And then. I know. And then loses his mind again. They go get pizza. They're fine. Nobody calls the police. Comes home and tells the wife, I did something bad. It's like, what? I ran over a box of puppies. And she doesn't leave or get mad. They just enjoy the pizza. And I'm like, what is what in the. Then they go back to the real Eddie. He came back. He was real sad about having had done that. And I'm like, okay, back to reality, hillbillies. So then the guy stops him on the side of the road a few days later, says, I know who actually shot your dog. And he goes, I know you shot my dog. I didn't shoot your dog. Guy grabs a gun, won't even hear him out, and goes, somebody hit your dog with a car. And then, to put it out of its misery, shot it and then put it in the back of their truck and drove away because they felt bad. That never happened. He pulls a gun. Guy just grabs a rifle and loads him up. And then I realized that the people that have been talking are the son and the wife of the guy who got killed. They're just on TV now. And then they shot my daddy right in the heart, right there in the road while I was in the car and, you know, didn't have to get like this. And I'm like, I think I love this show more than anything that's ever been on television. Every single day I Look, there's 77 episodes of fear Thy Neighbor. All end in someone dying. All of them. And I bring it up only to say to you, Brady, watch yourself. Because if anyone. Laser all over again, Laser's gonna kill you. That's the first thing I thought, is that Laser, who kind of is like, yeah, Brady's fine, told me once that he doesn't necessarily like going outside because Brady's always there. And, like, he joked about it, and I said, do you? And he goes, I'm not. I'm not the type of guy who, you know, necessarily needs the neighborly thing. And I'm laughing because we're at a Suns game, and I'm like, boy, you're gonna end up in a big fight. And he goes, no, no, it's not that. It's just, you know, I'm less that way than he is. And I'm. Is he always outside? He goes, yeah, he's always outside. We checked before we go outside. And I started laughing. I'm like, this is gonna. Now I've seen fear thy neighbor. I think of you, Brady, and I get worried. I get very worried. So just maybe go to Laser in a couple of days and just go. Goes, we're all right. You're not thinking about killing me. Just put it out there. Maybe. Because I think deep down he's got probably some fantasies. Most neighbors would. I have fantasies about killing a few of my neighbors, but we don't really talk. The gays and I are the only ones that really have an acquaintance. And that could go sideways. I can't imagine my neighbors wanting to kill me or running over puppies. But when you run over a box of puppies, I think your wife should leave.

[Brett Toledo]

That takes it to the next level. John. I'm sorry.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Yeah, I think if you run over a buck.

[Brett Toledo]

Don't do that. And then just go. We'll just go back and finish the pizza.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't keep eating pizza if you've.

[Brett Toledo]

In today, let alone your wife's like, oh, well, they deserve it.

[Brady Bogan]

Where's the pie? She didn't say they deserve it.

[Brett Toledo]

I know, but very upset.

[Brady Bogan]

She was very upset, but didn't really react to anything. That was it. She just let him know, you shouldn't have done that. Anyway, where's the pep mush? I'm going in for my next slice. And then they just watch TV and you run over a box of puppies. You're the dapper. The box of puppies episode will make you. Make you break. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You're not selling me on the show just from that episode alone.

[Brady Bogan]

It makes you furious. Yeah, but you gotta watch this thing. Oh, the. The. When veterans move in next door to people who want to be friendly and two things veterans can't stand. Little extra noise. And that doorbell, like, he has some ptsd. And this lady and the husband's like, we're gonna win him over. Like, he does not want to be won over. Ding dong Google. He's screaming. He's like, back in Nam, he's running around nuts. He's shooting. Charlie's at the door. And they're like, what's going on? We just said, I don't need you people here. Well, you're just rude. It's like, no, technically, you're the rude one. He's told you to leave him alone and you won't. Oh, what a show.

[Brett Toledo]

Speaking of ding dong we got. It was on Saturday morning. Kirby and Ronnie.

[Brady Bogan]

Kirby.

[Brett Toledo]

But let's see who answered it first. I think Kirby answered the door first. I stayed at the table. She went over there.

[Brady Bogan]

Doorbell rang, someone at the door. I go, oh, ignore it. All right.

[Brett Toledo]

Don't. They dropping off a package or. So she went over there, answered it. I can hear some talking going on. Then Ronnie comes around the corner, and they're all two. Or it's three to four people at your door. Two at the door, and Ronnie and Kirby.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Toledo]

It's all women. They're talking about something. I go, oh, it sounds terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's the worst.

[Brett Toledo]

Jehovah witness.

[Brady Bogan]

And you answered the door and slammed the door.

[Brett Toledo]

Kirby did, Right.

[John Holmberg]

That's it. You saw the beginning of Friday, Right? Good morning, sir.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't think Kirby ever. That's her first experience.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then her first one. She should have taught her, that's a good move move.

[Brett Toledo]

And Ronnie was like, they. You know, they. They probably talked for two minutes. Whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

That's way too long.

[John Holmberg]

She's very nice.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Answering the door is a bad idea in the first place. But then when there's. Hi, we'd like to talk to you a little bit about the Lord.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but on top of that, you have cameras at your house. You should be able to see who's at the door. I mean, why would you answer it?

[Brett Toledo]

Because she. I don't think Kirby has it on her phone.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. And she's been trained by Brady that new friends might be on the other side of that door. Never answer the door unless somebody texts first.

[John Holmberg]

Even if I look at my camera and I know you, I'm like, did.

[Brett Toledo]

You call ahead, Right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You can't. You gotta text ahead. I don't. I don't have your delivery ready for.

[John Holmberg]

You if your reservations are not made, pal.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. That. This. This is the worst noise in the world.

[Brett Toledo]

I always forget about that, though. You can. Like I get up. Yeah. You could have gotten on my phone. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What do you want? Good morning, sir.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you can talk to him through the ring.

[Brett Toledo]

We ain't talking to nobody.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly right. That's better. You seem to say it like it's a bad thing. You make it a bad character. You're the good guy. The person on the other side. Yeah. Somebody ringing the doorbell. Is that. You're the person on the other side going, you're at my door. Yeah, we'd like to talk to you. I don't know. You go away. That's it. You're not the jerk. They're the jerks. Nobody rings the doorbell in this day and age. Nobody.

[Brett Toledo]

You sure are purdy. Give me a minute and I'll be at the door.

[Brady Bogan]

It's only jehovah's witnesses, religious weirdos and. And. And nut bags that'll bang on your door right now. That's it. There's no other person that's coming to your house with any good things at all. It's all bad on the other side of that door if you didn't.

[John Holmberg]

Because Amazon leaves their stuff so you.

[Brady Bogan]

Don'T worry about that doordash. All the food places.

[Brett Toledo]

Like a text just dropped it off. Or an email.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, right. You don't need to answer ever. Train Kirby better. There's another thing that's going around. Megan got this on her email, and.

[Brett Toledo]

She goes, did you get the thing about the.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody has access to the phone. Huh? Emails. Says that here's where you live. Gives the address. Here's your name, here's your phone number, which obviously they would. Here's. Here's what we know. I have access to your telephone through the camera, and I happen to know. You know that You've. You know, you. You went to a website that got me access to your camera so I can watch you, and I've watched you pleasure yourself. And I have tons of videos of you and the. You know, this, that, and the other. Because I can turn your phone on at any time. She's all nervous about it, and I'm like, did you get it? And I'm like, I'll send them videos if they want. I haven't. I don't give it to anybody who wants to watch me do that. It's their own funeral. That's one of the grossest things you can ever look at is me beating off or something. Okay? You think you're gonna blackmail me with that? I'll send it to the people. Give me the list. List? I'll beat you the. Beat you to it. We'll send it to your mom. Like, it's going to be weird, but okay. Let's see how she reacts. Hey, mom, just a heads up. You might get a video of me beating off somebody's in my phone. Oh, my God. Right? Just don't open it. And anybody else out there that gets that, okay? I've gone how many times, Brett? You probably have it as much as I do. Where? In the middle of your video, you look and it says your phone's been infiltrated by.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

Just x out of that, right? That could mean that there's some pervert watching me watch somebody else, and. And he's whacking off to me. All right, well, that makes you nuts.

[John Holmberg]

Enjoy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, I don't want that to go to my parents. Well, nothing I can do about it that you're the one going to the dirty websites. So I should get a new phone? No, Come on. They know where we live. That's easy, right? You guys not interested. Like, if he's peeking in windows, you got something. He's just looking at you through the phone. Give him a wave or a wink every once in a while. Hi, Dylan.

[Brett Toledo]

Ooh.

[Brady Bogan]

Lady button tingles. Just say some stuff. Or better still, if there is somebody who's actually got this, next time you take a dump, film it. Or just at least hold your phone down there. You don't even realize he's got access to the camera. Like, ooh, she's going to the bathroom. Might take a shower. Film a dump.

[John Holmberg]

Enjoy.

[Brady Bogan]

Enjoy this weirdo. You want to watch me check it out? I have no fear of that at all. But that's a scam. Scam. That's. I mean, you look on Reddit and stuff, and evidently it's a big scam. And, like, there are guys who can do that.

[John Holmberg]

And what do they want you to do? Like, click a link or something or what?

[Brady Bogan]

Have you ever watched the show Black Mirror? It's a thing that says, I know what you do.

[John Holmberg]

Okay?

[Brady Bogan]

Right? And this kid's like, oh, I shouldn't be doing this. And I've seen you do it. Now, you don't know. In the episode of Black Mirror, they think you think that it's just this kid got caught whacking off, and he's 16, and he's embarrassed, right? So he's like, if you don't do this next project for me, I'll tell your parents and. And people what you're doing. And he's freaking out. So the project, he gets into a mix with another guy who's in the scam who turns out that he's been. He's either, like, having an affair with somebody at his work, and they're like, we know what you're doing, and we're gonna. We're gonna tell your wife, and if you don't, you know, go rob this bank, right? So they make them do these chores. They're not doing that with this. But it turns out the kid was watching Underage, like, really young Girls. That's what he was beaten off to. So that's why he was extra afraid. And the guy having the affair was like, he was a terrible human being. What a murder in his history. And he was worried that they knew that. So it was for people who have dark secrets, the, the minor, like, I can see you thing got their secrets going. Like, oh, no one can know my deal if you're not doing horrible stuff and you're just whacking off. Yeah. This guy Alex says, I got that same email and I emailed them back and said, if you want more content, I'll gladly jerk it to you. If you just call me, I'll do the same. I have no problem. Like, if you want to scam me and it's about jerk videos, cool. I'll tell you what time, then I'll give you 20 minute heads up. Thinking about maybe running in there and rubbing one out in the middle of the day. Get a good nap if you want.

[John Holmberg]

I'll give me 20.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you want me to set up cameras? Do you want this to be. I'll put those meta glasses I have on and you can see what I see.

[John Holmberg]

And if you're interested and all that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'll ring, light it. And that's the, like, look, I want to look nice. I didn't know anyone was watching it and my ratings had gone up. Your performance now does not bother me at all. But so people are. This is a big scam. So Reddit basically says, if you're getting this, it's basically so you respond. So when you respond to them, it opens up things and they can get accounts and things that they're not interested in watching you beat off, they're interested in you interactions. Right. So don't click on the link and don't do any of that stuff. But it is kind of like a. It does prey on people's, you know, personal boundaries, and I get that. But again, I'm not the. Look, if you're thinking about that scam and you're about to email me, don't. It's. It's. It's fruitless. I will. I'll do things to my body for you that you have no idea. Just for laughs. Just because it's like this dude's gonna. He thinks he's gonna send it to my Uncle Doug and Uncle Doug will laugh like, everybody. You're gonna try to blackmail me with. With hilarious. We'll send it to your wife. I'm like, she's seen it. It's gross. She knows it's disgusting. What about your dad? Probably remind him of his. The good old days. Like, this is basically built the same as him. So he's going to look down and go, yeah, it's pretty equal to what I. It's almost like me doing it. Chip off the old block. That's my boy. No issues with that. I don't know who you could send me beaten off to that would make me go, oh, I got to stop this. I can't even. I don't. I have no clue. I've even, like, if it was to Brady, I'd be like, yeah, guess what? You better give those guys some money. I'm like, nope, I think you're gonna get a bunch of videos. They send it every time you tug. I'm like, sorry, there's nothing I can do. I can't help that. But, yeah, so if you're getting those, they're actually. Evidently, they're going. And they go right to your regular email. They're not even in spam. It's, like, right in your email. And it is kind of a threatening letter. Remember that one that was going around a long time ago, said, send me a certain amount of money because I know what you're doing. It didn't even. It wasn't specific. I know what you're doing. I'm going to tell everyone that this affects if you don't send me a certain amount of money. And there was a picture for the Padres that got it. I got it. There was a bunch of people who got this thing, and they wanted 10,000 from me, and they wanted like 140 from the guy for the Padres because his salary's a little better, and then a few other people. And he posted it on some Instagram thing and said, anybody else? And it was the exact same letter. But it preys on somebody's, like, if you're up to no good, you're like.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, out of a hundred people you sent it to, you get a couple.

[Brady Bogan]

Who are like, they know somebody knows my dark secrets. And they might fire off a check or be like, please don't tell anybody. This would ruin me or I'll lose my job. Or, we know what you're doing. Like, they don't really get specific unless somebody emails you and specifically says, here's what you're doing.

[Brett Toledo]

Their name.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you are doing this with this person. And I saw you on this occasion, and I now know. And it's blackmail. And you can take it to the cops. They did the Letterman, and Letterman took it to the police. And he had some explaining to do with the people around him. But he's like, I'm not getting extorted for money over this. This is bad. But again. And I'll even open it up on emails. If you guys want a video of me beating off, you know, Alex or Alan and Ben and all the people that email on the. Rick, if you guys want anything, David.

[John Holmberg]

Vasquez probably wants one.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's not. Okay, Vasquez, I'll do it. Don't bother me with your scam email. Just ask me. Just. Just have the decency to go. John, I've been thinking about this. I'd like to. I'd like to watch a beat off like. All right, I can do that. If you want to. It ain't pretty if you make it all the way through to the end. It's almost like. Like the ring. Like the video, the ring. You're gonna end up dead at the end. Just like Jesus, it killed me. I have no problem, Brady. Don't worry about it. It's a wagon.

[Brett Toledo]

I want the Homeburg rose bad.

[Brady Bogan]

Would you worry about that? Like if that hit your emails? No, I go, boy. Like they like send it to your mom or. And tell you what, what site you were looking at, I wouldn't be really excited. No, it's not like something pumped about. But I don't think I'm.

[Brett Toledo]

If it was, you know, like that was happening to some people that were, you know, that got their phones hacked or just like, you know, the celebrities that went through the fappening or whatever that was.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. News story, by the way. Everybody's phone's hacked. There's nobody who your phone is. Nobody is not hacked. Like you can get bounced anytime you want. It's just a matter of what they're getting and when and if you're important enough to get it. Everybody gets their phone porn. Yeah, everybody checks out weird stuff.

[Brett Toledo]

Say that even about your monitor back in the day.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Put a little piece of tape over the camera because they can watch you still have a sticky post.

[Brett Toledo]

Still do that? Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

Because you never know. But I mean, think about the things you're seeing. It's not always. It's very rarely a, you know, walking through the kitchen, farting and being weird and picking your nose and God knows what's going on in everybody's houses. And there's some guy just sitting there watching that. More power to him.

[John Holmberg]

We've seen that thing years ago where people have those ring or blink cameras in their house. And then people would hack that and start talking to them and that's freaking them out.

[Brady Bogan]

That is. And that's just to be scary. Yeah, yeah, I can see you. Like, I don't like this at all. I'd turn that off.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Do I want someone watching me? No. But if they're going to, you know, try to blackmail me with it. I'm putting on a show. There's going. I'm going to have a thumb in my butt. There's going to be all sorts of weird stuff. I'm going to. Yeah, you're going to get some videos and then send that to my mouth. Hilarious. This guy just sent me. Mark just sent me a picture. He goes, I don't know why they want to see this. And it's just a picture. What his phone would see right now, which is just up his nostrils. Yeah, go ahead. I mean, the odds of you hitting the jackpot of me beating off or you got to watch all day just in case I do. It's not consistent times, Johnny Cam. Yeah. And so when you see that I've. I don't know if an alert goes off on their phone when I've gone over to, you know, see what Madison Ivey's up to on pornhub. Kind of like her. She's fun to watch. I see Madison Ivan, he's like, okay, he's on the site. Let's go get everybody. That's what. All right. You're about to watch a very pasty middle aged man masturbate. If that's what you're into and you think that that's going to get you some money, I think you should get a job over at Chick Fil A because you're going to do better.

[John Holmberg]

Vasquez says we can be together. I'll record you while you record me. No homo, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

No homo. We're not doing it for each other. Just to see, you know, know. It's like we're watching game film techniques, man. Yeah. I don't understand. But if you want to watch to the phone, go ahead. It's the weirdest. Like we're in such a situation now where it's almost. That's almost the thing that I don't even know if you should be ashamed of it anymore. We're so. It used to be when people acted like they didn't do it or it was a thing that was taboo. Now it's just like breathing. Yeah. Everybody does it. So is it private? Sure. But if you happen to see me doing it, I don't really mind that I'm not going to do it at the restaurant I'm going to keep it in. You know, it's like peeing. It's not. You just don't do it anywhere.

[Brett Toledo]

Embarrassing? A little.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, a little bit, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Depends on what you're up to. Like, embarrassing to the point of, you know, it depends on where.

[Brett Toledo]

It depends on the performance or what's going on, I guess.

[Brady Bogan]

Like your embarrassment, the time you got caught was with the towels over the edge of the couch or the paper towels. Yeah, hilarious. Embarrassing for a second, but it's like, yeah, I was about to do that. What are you gonna do?

[John Holmberg]

It happens.

[Brady Bogan]

It happens. You get caught whacking. It's funny. It's embarrassing because you want a private moment. And when that private moment is exposed by somebody in the room. Sure. That's a little different because you're kind of impeding on their world. Really?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. You've crossed over.

[Brady Bogan]

But if you're in a bedroom and the doors locked, as a decent person would, you don't just go railing around the house. You find a nice private spot. You make sure nobody's around.

[John Holmberg]

Take your Bluetooth off.

[Brady Bogan]

Turn your Bluetooth off, because the car will pick that up. Have you done that?

[John Holmberg]

No, but I remember you telling me that story. One of my favorites.

[Brady Bogan]

Turn your Bluetooth off. Because God forbid, you're in the middle of one of those videos and you know the connector to the car that's pulling into the driveway you didn't know was there, and suddenly the video goes to, like, airplane. Wait, what? Maybe there's a woman and her mother in the. In the car listening. Oh, me, oh, oh, oh, oh. Fill me up.

[John Holmberg]

Snap my hair.

[Brady Bogan]

Stop. What were you doing? Nothing. And the worst one was the Bluetooth. When I got in and my mom was in the back seat and I forgotten, that was the last video I'd watched. Start the car. Mom's in there. Your sister did this. And I don't care what she does. Shut up. We're gonna go eat.

[Brett Toledo]

We're gonna have fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God. That's the biggest black I've ever felt in my life. Yeah, it was. I don't know what. The radio's gone mad is what's happening.

[John Holmberg]

Your dad was right about you.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think she knew that.

[Brett Toledo]

You know what? I'm not hungry now.

[Brady Bogan]

Immediately started playing us. She probably got hungry.

[John Holmberg]

Here, feed me.

[Brett Toledo]

That big.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. I just better turn off. That's SiriusXM. They. They're allowed to do anything over there. Yeah. So. Yeah, turn off your Bluetooth. That's A big rule. That's it. That's a huge rule.

[John Holmberg]

Tell them they can go to your only phage pan page for exclusive content, live shows. Then send them to your grinder handle.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? And I got no problem with any of that. At least look again, if you're gonna break into my phone to watch that. Hilarious. Your loss. We'll send it to your mom. Like, what do you think I'm gonna pay you to stop that? What do you want? Five grand. Show it to my mom. I'll do it in front of her. You're getting five grand for me. But your mother, she'll still see it. You're making an old lady very unhappy for a day. That's rough. We know what you do with your time. Yeah? Yep. Why do you wear that Kaiser helmet and those Nazi patches? I'm like, I don't know. Taboo. And the whole thing sounded crazy.

[Brett Toledo]

We're sending these while you're watching the match game.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's send it to your boss. He's gonna laugh. This is gonna be a rough one. I'm gonna get teased pretty hard. Okay. You don't care if your boss sees it? Not really. Because you know what? He's gonna sit back and go, jeez, Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna treat that guy he's carrying. So, yeah, I don't. I have no beef with that at all. But just be careful, because evidently, that's a big scam going around. It makes people scared. Don't send your money to anybody ever. Yeah. You know, it's just a J. Todd Himes is right. You get one of those bogus blackmail emails. We should all get access to one of Brett's videos and just fire one back. So we have videos of what you're doing too. It's just silly. And then I saw a thing about a girl, and she's an American girl, but it was on a British site. She removed six ribs. Six. They have a smaller waist.

[John Holmberg]

And they see a pig before?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

What was her name?

[Brett Toledo]

Is that how they do it when you see, like, the world's smallest waist? That woman.

[Brady Bogan]

I guess.

[Brett Toledo]

Black and white photo.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. I had to re. Look because I'm not smart.

[Brett Toledo]

That doesn't seem like.

[Brady Bogan]

You have 12 per side. Right? That's three each side. You start feeling around your body. That's getting up there pretty good. And she had them done. And then they gave her her bones back, which I don't know how you do that. She's a trans woman, but she still looks like a woman. I Don't know if that means she's got a pee pee. And then she wanted curves. That was my guess. Her name's Emily James. 17 grand is all it costs. A really good boob job is 17 grand.

[John Holmberg]

But you get rather than the boob jobs.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course. But six. $17,000 is not bad for plastic surgery. It really is.

[Brett Toledo]

Three ribs on each side.

[Brady Bogan]

Six ribs? Yeah. You're not getting. I don't think you're going six on one. She's just going to fall over. I'd like to see that, though. But three on each side just to shrink down what used to be a manly kind of boxy body. And then I guess the ribs going away cuts in and gives courage.

[Brett Toledo]

More of a curve.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It makes it more of a feminine look. But $17,000 to do that. And then they gave her the bones back, which I asked for my bones. When they cut off my. When I got my shoulders replaced, I'm like, I want the bones. I can't do it. One of the fears was. I didn't see a good picture. I just saw a headshot.

[John Holmberg]

No, Just a picture of the bones.

[Brady Bogan]

One of the fears was, it's like a hazardous to own your own bones. And then you can do, like, science, I guess you can build your own. You if you're nuts like Dr. Island or Dr. Moreau or whatever. But they wouldn't let me have them because they're like, you can do stuff with bones. And I'm like, there's the bag of bones. She's gonna make a crown out of her bones. And doesn't this just like. Shouldn't the trans community be the first ones to tell her to shut up? Because it just lends credibility to the idea that you're mentally disturbed. If you want to switch out. This is proof that she's not 100% there. Now, that picture right there. Sort of an attractive fella with pink hair. 17 grand to have six ribs removed. And I don't know what doctors do that. Is that her?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. There's a. It seems like there's a bunch of them.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a couple pictures that are.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if that's her, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. A couple of them. I'm. I'm diving in.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Just move them balls over.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, scoot your balls out of the way. Could you hold those up so I don't feel them hitting me? Because we're close to being happy here. I'm not disappointed in that, but I'm.

[Brett Toledo]

Not seeing, you know, The.

[Brady Bogan]

The results, like, yeah, I'm not seeing a full body shot, but I think.

[John Holmberg]

I think she's still healing. I think that's.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, that's true. Probably not a lot of shots yet, but what doctors do those more. Oh, your organs. Yeah. Your lungs hang out. Your pancreas. Your liver's behind you on that. That's low end. Healthy and at all. What doctor is doing this? And her argument basically was coming back. It was like, look, it's not that healthy to have a Brazilian butt lift either. But you're not removing skeleton parts like nose jobs, I guess, are. I got three or four in a row. Brady, you started this story about ribs, and he's been wildly disappointed since. It's not about eating them. You can get your own ribs back. And then somebody told him, boil them into a broth and give them to see how you taste. And that was the first interesting thing I thought of having your own ribs. Is that. Yeah, let's put that in and make a. Make a baste. Like, make a. What do they have that. That. The thing that you do later. You have the stew.

[John Holmberg]

The broth.

[Brady Bogan]

The broth, Yeah, I would do that, but I don't want my ribs gone. Who. What doctor is doing this? Like, can you just Google that? I want rib removal surgery in Phoenix.

[Brett Toledo]

Is that she went off the grid to get that done.

[Brady Bogan]

She didn't. She did here in the States. It wasn't like off the grid. It's like. It's not an unusual thing, evidently. I didn't know 17 grand. That's big. That's a. That's not a crazy price tag to have six ribs taken. I just don't know that there's doctors that should be doing that. It sounds like it should be illegal, but she's going to make it.

[John Holmberg]

Indiana does it.

[Brady Bogan]

They do it in Indiana, of course, for meth money. Who's got 17 grand in cash in Indiana? They got meth and they trade.

[John Holmberg]

They take fentanyl and barter and fentanyl. Dr. Barry Epley, waist and torso narrowing.

[Brady Bogan]

Rib removal surgery in Carmel Indian. And they remove your bottom three ribs on each side. Look at that.

[Brett Toledo]

I could see 12 there. You know, that's a little nibletime.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it works. Look at that. That's kind of a fan. That lady's got a nice set of lats.

[Brett Toledo]

Looks like Franco Colombo back in the day with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a guy who did it.

[Brett Toledo]

Is that a guy?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he's maybe not.

[John Holmberg]

One time.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's Trying to change that. It works. I'm looking at these pictures.

[John Holmberg]

This one needs a butt lift.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, she's got a little body. I don't know why.

[John Holmberg]

Ribs first worry about the waist for her.

[Brady Bogan]

Why did we have to get a full naked picture of that?

[John Holmberg]

Craters.

[Brady Bogan]

It does make a curve. So this is the thing. This isn't like some sort of going to Mexico. There's those rip ribs out of your body and go, you're good. That's crazy. And it's only 17. I thought that one would be like a hundred grand. You gotta like you. Yeah. She needs an ass. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Worry about that ass.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about your shape. If you've got no ass, your ass becomes fish. Well, look at the cans on that weirdo. What is that? That looks like something I would draw. Like, that's a poorly draw.

[John Holmberg]

That is clown cans, that is.

[Brady Bogan]

Those things look like those salt mines in the Midwest that you drive by. Oh, my Lord. And then there's one whose nipples are looking all over the place. One looking up, one looking down. This doctor is insane. Anyway, so rib removal, that's next. Evidently. If you'd have told my grandpa, you know, in the future, granddad, they're going to just shove tons of fat in women's asses, like massive amounts of it. And make their butts like horses butts. And you'd be like, ah, it's for crazy people. Yeah, I know that's what you'd think, but it's not. It's like real common chin surgeries. Really normal.

[John Holmberg]

Five stars for that.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, grandpa, in the future, they're going to take big bags of plastic goo and shove them in women's can. Like even if they've already got them, and make gigantic breasts, what in the world would they do something like that for? They're gonna though just the crazies. Nope, almost all of them, like 80% of them are gonna do this. Almost all of them. You know, grandpa, in the future, ladies who don't have a lot of curves are gonna have the bottom parts of their rib cage removed.

[Brett Toledo]

That's insanity.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's coming. I have a feeling once women start seeing this and the price tag is not too high and probably goes down from here year. If you go to Mexico for seven or eight thousand dollars and end up with a 21 inch waist, this is, this is going to be. This happens in the next 10 or 15 years. This is going to be pretty common. You probably can't wear a tight shirt because you'll just Smash your liver or your, your. I guess your pancreas is protected as.

[Brett Toledo]

Exposed as a thigh. This guy's doing a it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, why not? I don't think this is a good idea. Like your ribs are there for a reason. It's, you know, it's not like they just hang down a little bit of a design.

[Brett Toledo]

You're going to look good.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we went a little further down there cuz just in case you get long. Long. It's in there. It's sort of like, you know, kind of the Darwin's way of saying this is better. This is a good. We might have at one point had like bulkier ribs or less ribs, you know through all the time and survival and Darwinism and stuff like that. We came up with a pretty good design for this rib cage. We're using it. We're using the hell out of it. We keep our organs in this little rib pouch. Spreads like an accordion. Does nice things. You want to remove a few of those. Do it at your own risk for beauty's sake. And then you got to worry. The whole reason you're doing is to look better. So you'd have dudes nail you but they can't hit you too hard or you'll. Your lungs will pop and you get like. Because they're exposed. God. Diet and exercise scares the hell out of people. But they'll have their ribs removed.

[Brett Toledo]

And when you're older someone has to do chest compressions.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they'll crush you. Like I'm like mummy does I have.

[Brett Toledo]

So many you can break.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. It's like I can't break your ribs because I don't know what you did here. Anyway, ladies, you've gone mad. So good on you enjoy the but. Yeah, she's a. Well, that's a fella though. Let's. Let's not fool ourselves. That's a guy trying to be a lady. I'm not so sure. Ladies. So is Petrus true. And all those ladies in that Indiana website and that's the only one you saw that'll do the rib removal.

[John Holmberg]

That's the only first one that came up. Wasn't anybody in Arizona.

[Brady Bogan]

You didn't write like Scottsdale rib removal.

[John Holmberg]

I wrote Arizona or Phoenix.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady just went half slab on it. And cuz it'll still. He'll still bring it back baby. Back. There's a woman parting herself out. And very still. Like put some sauce on that. You hear Ribs. You can't get past the idea that those are edible. Come here little riblet would you eat? No, you wouldn't. Why not? She doesn't want them burn ends. Why not?

[Brett Toledo]

Not that curious.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not that curious about ribs that come out of a transsexual? Boy, that's. That's where my curiosity starts. Here's some transsexual ribs. I want to know the next sentence. I'm not walking away disinterested in that conversation. We made a nice broth. All right. You wouldn't. A little of that broth. You wouldn't dip your finger in and.

[Brett Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Why? All right, maybe trenny ribs. You'd have to try that. You couldn't get through that. They fall right off the bone. I'd do it. I'd do it like a soccer player in the.

[Brett Toledo]

Andy, you like veal?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Why would it be like, oh? Cause you just don't like the idea.

[Brett Toledo]

You'Re saying it's tender and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I won't eat veal because I won't eat a baby cow. I think it's wrong. Makes me sad. I'd eat a tranny's unwanted ribs. That doesn't bother me at all. The tranny had a choice to hand her ribs out.

[John Holmberg]

And those jobs are as expensive.

[Brett Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

You start getting, like, 20 grand for nose jobs, those bbls and that stuff. I was watching a. I forget what show it was. It was a TV show. There's like, $35,000 to get that done.

[John Holmberg]

There's revision, rhinoplasty.

[Brady Bogan]

Nose job.

[Brett Toledo]

Look at the hook.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd have been embarrassed to give the before picture to him. They did a nice job on her. She went from looking like me to being a decent looking human being. Yeah. Even get into, like, the lip injections and Botox and all that stuff. You can start getting some prices. That 17 grand to have your ribs taken out isn't bad.

[John Holmberg]

8 to 10 grand for your chin augmentation.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Some of you boxy broads should start thinking about taking some ribs out and hand them over to Brady. We'll open up Porkopolis again. Yeah, it's a. That's. What a strange world. Never would have thought it would come to this. It's insane. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Brett? Don't eat people's ribs unless they offer. That's a rule.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Wake Up. Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. It is now time to head on up north. They're getting. They're getting snow now.

[Brady Bogan]

Finally got a little. But.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So Action Ride Shop. They got everything you're going to need to get up there. Snowboarding, skis. Whatever you need, they got it over there in Gilbert Road in Southern. And don't forget, new store opening up beginning of next month.

[Brady Bogan]

Next month.

[John Holmberg]

Over there, right by the Hawes trailhead. So power and McDowell did a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

Of riding this weekend. Yeah, I need to get out. Good, good, good time to get out. Except for it is a lot. Well, I'm doing it mainly because I got those meta glasses and you can listen to music through your glasses and it's actually really good sound, so I'm testing those out. It's crowded. There are a lot of families on your left. Oh. It's a constant. And old people don't. They don't know what to do when you say D. And then they start running around. I almost killed like four old ladies yesterday, accidentally.

[Brett Toledo]

Ribs.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there's a lion. See, Brady's still thinking about the ribs. He's still got it on. He said he wouldn't eat them, but he can't get it off his plate. I can't leave your mind. I wonder what those would taste like. You do have curio. You say you're not that curious, but you'd be curious if I served you a plate of ribs. You're like, what is this? Just have a bite.

[Brett Toledo]

Just try them.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you later.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, that's pretty good. That's delightful.

[Brady Bogan]

Those are me. Like a cow that wanted to be a bull, sort of. You'd eat those?

[Brett Toledo]

Not wag you.

[Brady Bogan]

So you wouldn't do the soccer player thing? Crash in the Andes and eat.

[Brett Toledo]

If I had to. I. Yeah, you got. I'd need fire, though. I couldn't do.

[Brady Bogan]

You Couldn't go wrong.

[John Holmberg]

Not tartar.

[Brady Bogan]

First day, I get peckish about 5.

[John Holmberg]

O'Clock, grabbing a raw crank and just.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, down on it or what?

[Brady Bogan]

I just start digging in. First guy that falls asleep. We're not even talking about death. First guy falls asleep is gonna get bitten. I'm taking a chunk. I don't do well. Hungry. I've gotta eat something and it's not gonna be a lot. I'm not gonna overindulge. You might be delicious. I'm gonna save some for everyone else. But most certainly the plane crash. Oh, yeah. And eat Brady first. We've talked about this. He's got to go first. He provides the most for the most people, so we don't have to eat a lot of people. Plus, he's got a voracious appetite. So if we start eating someone else, that product's going to go faster. You take out the biggest guy you have to, because he's going to eat you for sure.

[Brett Toledo]

You have a short window.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, very. That guy has to go, like, the plane would crash and like, oh, my God. How many survivors are the. Brett, you're alive. Oh, thank God. Brady's still alive. He's already hungry. And then they would see John just hitting Brady in the back of the head with a rock. Like, what are you doing? Like, we got to get rid of this one. He's going to get hung hungry at five. There's no possible. We don't have any food left. There's no provisions. You think we're gonna keep him around? No, sir. What'd you hit me for? We had to incapacitate your ass fast. You have anything to snack on? See, I told you. I told you. You got any tranny ribs? Anyway? All right.

[John Holmberg]

On the list. Quiet ride. Bang your head for John. Steelers.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

AC dc. Whole lot of Rosie for Kevin Ray's kid. Led Zeppelin. Whole lot of love for Kevin Ray's kid. Kid. Avatar. Ozzy. Metallica. Van Halen. Avatar. Chevelle, Snot, Danko, Pantera. Hate Breed. Megadeth.

[Brady Bogan]

The problem was that Zach saw very small girls as 190 pounds. So weird. Never seen somebody miss that badly on weight guesses ever. And, I mean, it's a strange night.

[John Holmberg]

Between that and Fitz in his ones.

[Brady Bogan]

It's in the jumper. And Zach not knowing numbers was in a jumper.

[Brett Toledo]

That's.

[Brady Bogan]

But he'll be here. He'll be here today. And he's going to wear those. It's his new thing. He's, like, every day, like, all right, okay. Hopefully no plumbing or electrical goes wrong because they're going to lean on you. You look. It's like dressing like a cop. Somebody's going to say, hey, we need your help eventually. Like, no, no. I'm just in the uniform. It's. You start dressing like a plumber, and there's plumbing issues, they're going to look at you. Can you help? Hopefully there's no emergency, but especially around this building, right? This place. Nobody fall apart. Let's go with a danko. All right. Little Danko Jones this morning. That's not a bad thing. Yeah. The trails are packed full. The weather is perfect and really nice, and I hit those trails. I also was riding my E bike, and then yesterday went on the regular bike, and I realized how much that E bike helps. I was gassed I out, but, yeah, it's fun. You got to get on a bike. But we got so much good weather and so many trails here. Run over to Josh and just say, we're doing something here.

[John Holmberg]

Hook a brother up.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's so good. That's so great that they got that store opening up by the trail. It's gonna be great. I think bad thoughts is what we'll do here because that's Brady thinking about that lady's ribs for sure. You say you wouldn't. You'd eat tranny ribs.

[Brett Toledo]

Anyone'S ribs.

[Brady Bogan]

If there was a store like, you go to, like, Viet Shack, like, like you don't even know what it is. And you'll walk in there. Tranny ribs. That's gonna make you go, what's this about? You're the only one that would search that Viet Shack might be good. Most people will drive back past that and be like, I don't know, just expanded. I don't know what's inside there. Yeah, I think it's great. Good for. Good for tongue train Thai Brady. Spend us so much money on a Viet check. We got a bigger stool. We have a Brady room. We have a tranny room. You're right. It's very possibly it's like the rah.

[John Holmberg]

Rah room over at Viet Chakra.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the rah Rah. And it's only that because people, their mouths are all full. No, no, no, Stanko. I think bad thoughts. It's your wake him up. Since 98. It's out of control now. Got an email from Rochelle. We know her all too well. Shows up at her event, the Gilbert Yuppies. She says, hello, John. I think rib removal's been a thing for a while. I didn't know it was like a legal thing, though. I always thought she said, I can remember discussing models in the Victoria's Secret catalog. Yes, the one that came in papered version. I was with friends in the 90s, and they had one girl said that another one had her ribs removed. And the one, Vernette was nicknamed missing rib Girl Girl. But wasn't that, like, a thing? You had to fly to Central America and have some sort of weird doctor do it. I didn't know it was real. She said, believe me, as a boxy broad, I've been thinking about this most of my adult life, but I don't think I'd ever do it. But it is nice to know that it's affordable. Yeah, $17,000. It's approachable for you boxy broads. Now there's got to Be an age cut off for that. But there's no reason. There's no reason to be like 60 and then cutting out ribs because nobody cares what a 6 year old's curves look like. Expired. The dead man's curve, they call it. Anyway, just a thought, but Rochelle, you look fine. We see her all the time. You don't need. I've never thought of her as boxy.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

If your husband wants your ribs removed. He hates you. You. There's something going on. You should get a few ribs removed. We're not allowed to say that stuff. Just don't do it. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. And we say Brady reported.

[Brett Toledo]

Good Monday morning, Phoenix. Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello, world.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's Feeny?

[Brett Toledo]

I went right into Phoenix and said to you. Phoenix. I forgot the two you.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

It happens.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Monday. Does happen.

[Brett Toledo]

It's a Monday.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

Happy National Youth Day.

[Brady Bogan]

Good. On your kids. A couple of days celebrating our own youth. Or someone else's celebrating today's youth. Oh, it's not like Happy Youth Day where you're like. You reminisce about your own. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Celebrate. I don't have any.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty good. Did you say Utes? Yeah, I celebrate the fact that there are no Utes in my life.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, Utes can handle a couple of baseless fun facts. The modern Oval Office was only created in 1934. It was designed so that President Franklin D. Roosevelt could use his wheelchair. It could move easily between the office and the residence.

[Brady Bogan]

They rounded it out for him.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

What was it before?

[Brett Toledo]

Not sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Look it up. Was it a square room? That didn't help. Guys with wheelchairs.

[Brett Toledo]

Maybe he even. Maybe there wasn't even an office near the residential side at the time.

[Brady Bogan]

It didn't include an office in the White House when they built it. You'd think that that would have been a big deal. You gotta have an office space. Perhaps.

[Brett Toledo]

Or it could have been on a different level too.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the Oval Office is down low. The residential is second floor.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it is.

[Brady Bogan]

So, yeah. So whatever they did with Roosevelt.

[Brett Toledo]

I thought the Oval was on the second floor.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's down there in the. And then it pops out to the. Remember, that's where the. Yeah, that big garden where Kennedy used to stand and stare out window. I think that. And that's. Plus that's because it's not in the residential area. There's too many people wandering in and out of there.

[Brett Toledo]

So evidently, either design. So he could easily move between the office and the residence.

[Brady Bogan]

So maybe they have a thing where they juice him up there. I don't know. Maybe the residence was down. Maybe slept downstairs because he was a wheelie.

[Brett Toledo]

The word turquoise is based on the Turkish word.

[Brady Bogan]

Word.

[Brett Toledo]

The word Turkish, basically because it's described the color of the Mediterranean Sea and the coast of southern Turkey.

[Brady Bogan]

That's where the Indians got it.

[Brett Toledo]

Guess so.

[Brady Bogan]

Hold on. Sure. Wait. Natives American. Curiosity.

[Brett Toledo]

So. So, no, that wouldn't be it. That's our American word. But the English word for turquoise. Maybe it's another word in the native language.

[Brady Bogan]

But they're the ones who embraced it. Native Americans. I figured that was their word. Don't get indignant about it. Why are you being a dick? I don't know what that was. Dick. Got a little dick attitude on that. I'm just asking some questions about your story.

[Brett Toledo]

It makes me curious now that. Did they. What did they call who?

[Brady Bogan]

Indians.

[Brett Toledo]

Indians.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I just said. Like, that's the thing. Like, how do you bring them? All they do is talk about turquoise. And evidently it's a Turkish thing about the Mediterranean Sea. It goes back to my argument about that hasn't been Camelback Mountain the whole time. What'd they call it before? Because Indians weren't familiar with camels back a thousand years ago. They didn't sit and go, that looks like a camel. And they go, what the hell's a camel? They've never seen one that got named Camelback mountain. Somewhere around 1870, when Whitey came through and said, what are you calling that thing? Mountain? We're not saying that, chief. That's a camel. And then, you know.

[Brett Toledo]

Groundhog sausage.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, there's no. That's a real guy. They don't. They didn't look at that and see a camel. They didn't know what a camel was. That might have been, like, you know, that's like calling it, you know, Snoopy Mountain. I just didn't know what it was. So turquoise isn't Native American. Interesting.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't tell Gilbert Ortega.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's the thing. Like, if it. Like, you'd think they'd be a little bit pusher about. Yeah, that's your word. We call it this, but they don't. There's, like, shops. Turquoise this, turquoise that. And it's almost all Native American stuff. They love that.

[Brett Toledo]

Before 2023, college basketball players aren't allowed to have. They weren't allowed to have a jersey number that includes 6, 7, 8 or 9.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Why?

[Brett Toledo]

Because after a foul, the refs would signal the players number to the scores table with both hands and small numbers made it easier.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. Yeah. They still do that. Signal numbers over. They do.

[Brett Toledo]

Yellow till 2023. Now it changed. Now you can have.

[Brady Bogan]

It could have been 2023.

[Brett Toledo]

It could be a time before 2023.

[Brady Bogan]

No one more number. I think Michael Jordan. College basketball never had anybody weren't allowed.

[Brett Toledo]

To have a jersey number that includes a 6, 7, 8 or 9.

[Brady Bogan]

No one in college basketball history had a 6, a 7 and 8 or 9 on their jersey.

[Brett Toledo]

Hen bias. 7.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. They're headed oh, for the first.

[Dick Toledo]

First number. Isn't that what it said?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the first number. That makes sense. So to have a double digit number, you can't start. You can't be 60s, 70s, or 80s. Okay, I gotcha. That adds up.

[Brett Toledo]

According to a new survey that the date when holiday decorations should be taken down. January 16th. Geez, that's late coming Thursday.

[Brady Bogan]

Should have done it two weeks earlier than that bunch of houses some guys still like. Yeah, just don't light them. You can keep them up there and be lazy, but don't do the candy canes anymore. Just makes everybody think you're lazy.

[Brett Toledo]

But 45% of people say they shouldn't. There shouldn't be a specific decorations down date. Survey suggests that means these people are happy to see the lights and decorations stand up long into the new year.

[Brady Bogan]

No, there's a not a specific date, but there's a timeline. Especially this year. New Year's was on a Wednesday. Yeah, you should have had that mocked up by the end of the week. I'll give you through Friday. Then Saturday when you're not working, you get out there, you tear your stuff down. You had Saturday and Sunday of that weekend. If they're still up. Now you're just procrastinating.

[Brett Toledo]

Millennials are the most chill about decorations, staying out. Boomers were the least likely to support it.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Because it makes the neighborhood look trashy if it's too late.

[Brett Toledo]

And a new pool of vegetarians and vegans, 38% admit that they had cheat meals where they tried meat or had meat and then also dairy and eggs. More likely to admit than vegans who avoid it all together. So they're saying 38 people that consider themselves a vegetarian or vegan cheat two.

[Brady Bogan]

Or three times a year because it's too delicious. Yeah. Now there's no way that they're not. Plus butter and stuff if you start getting into the real hardcore thing, anything comes from an animal, they won't. I don't buy into any. And I don't think anybody does that. I think that's like the Bible. I don't think anybody's actually ready it. They say they have. I don't think anybody's actually sat down and read the whole thing. Vegans, you're the same deal. You act like you're all pure with this thing. You're not.

[Brett Toledo]

33% of those people admit they keep their meat indulgences a secret.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. But who are you harming, vegan? Only you.

[Brett Toledo]

Now, the survey was conducted by a beef company called Lindt's Heritage Angle.

[Brady Bogan]

And you know what? They. They're. They're being honest. They basically started to see the vegans, you know, cutting corners are like, all right, we're gonna blow the lid off of this thing. Vegans would have you believe the beef council would tattle on them and falsely drum up these accusations. But what is in it for the beef people to say you're cheating? Nothing at all. Of ignoring you would be the best thing they could do. By the way, I just got an email from, I believe a Native American, and it says, john the stone. Turquoise is Native American, but the word is not. They call it the sky stone, and they fall from the sky when you turn up Slayer. Oh, I didn't know that. That's very. Thank you. I feel like I'm at one with the land.

[John Holmberg]

Call it turquoise if you want. The Indians call it profit.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. They call it green. It's the only green stone. They've got these dumb Middle west, these people, they come from Ohio and Indiana and they eat up turquoise. What is the tie back to the Native American, the turquoise?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not sure we got enough listening. Tell us.

[Brett Toledo]

Benjamin Cook is from Tennessee and he's facing six counts of aggravated assault. Connection with the shooting. This family in the neighborhood went down the block after some snow snowfall the day before. Let's go sledding. They found the hill in their neighborhood, and as they're going down on the toboggan, whatever sled they're doing, gunshots were fired.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[Brett Toledo]

Benjamin Cook was firing his rifle at the family.

[Brady Bogan]

Fear thy neighbor.

[Brett Toledo]

They're on my property.

[Brady Bogan]

This will be on ID channel soon. Neighbors shooting each other like nobody's business.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, there's one problem. It wasn't his property. Oh, he just didn't want him sledding in that area. The police showed up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You're not Allowed to shoot at people no matter what.

[Brett Toledo]

Ben. Ben, this isn't your property.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and that's a good look. And. And by the way, even if it was your property, still not allowed to shoot and kill people.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Unless they're sledding at you with M16s and they're heading directly towards you with a. Like a ISIS flag hanging off of one of the sleds.

[Dick Toledo]

Like you've always said, leave one story.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're gonna do it. You know, if you're gonna do it. Get rid of the sledders and tell a tale of how they came. They were sled marauders. Yeah. And they're coming down the hill.

[Brett Toledo]

They attacked me in a toboggan at the clip.

[Brady Bogan]

They was coming at me. I had no choice. You killed some festive sledders. No, they was a coming to kill me. In the family. Tonight on the ID Channel. Fear thy neighbor. The simple act of sledding turns deadly. What's this all about?

[Brett Toledo]

The mom said when she's going down the hill, the one time she could see in front of snow flying up.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he was just missing.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, I was just firing, like, warning shots or. Well, you know, or. Missing.

[Brady Bogan]

He's missing.

[Dick Toledo]

Those are tracer rounds, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

The snout's doing little explosions. Wow, that is some. I love that fear thy neighbor show, man.

[Brett Toledo]

In Lake County, Florida, a sheriff's deputy rear ended a car. He told his chief it was his fault. He gets out of the car and says, I'm sorry. Even the camera on his. The body cam shows the airbag deployed in his car. And he said, I was scrolling through texts and his testimony while they found out he wasn't scrolling through text.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he was porn watching. And he's a cop.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. He resigned.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And he bumped into somebody else.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So he wrecked his cruiser.

[Brett Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Watching porn in his car. Was he actively watching or just.

[Brett Toledo]

Just passively enough so that he rear ended a car? Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I'm. No, I'm not. I'm saying when I say actively watching.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, yeah. No, there wasn't. I don't think there's no action or anything like that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we're just like in like a little rubbing. Did they test to see if there are any wet spots is what I'm saying.

[Brett Toledo]

Not sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, let's see if he's got the illusions down his leg because that's. You don't have to take your pants off to actually do that. But you shouldn't be doing that in dry. No, that's. No Good.

[Brett Toledo]

Researchers at the Tianjin Medical University General Hospital in northern China just did a study, analyzed 600 men, 300 who suffer from ED and 300 who don't. And the average age was 47 years old. They showed that the men who drank, they drank five servings of grape juice a week.

[Brady Bogan]

Healthy grape juice.

[Brett Toledo]

Not. Well, ED in men that had suffered from ED went down 80%.

[Brady Bogan]

From drinking natural grape juice.

[Brett Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Not hi C or the no natural grape juice.

[Brett Toledo]

Welches.

[Brady Bogan]

Black people, don't get excited. You can still get it. What you're drinking isn't grape.

[John Holmberg]

Grape drink does count. Great.

[Brady Bogan]

Drink does not count. Your dick won't work. It's because of the grape drink. Hey, man, that's racist. And also fairly accurate.

[Brett Toledo]

Men below the age of 40 gained only a third as much as the benefit at just 27. Reduced odds, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

So grape juice keeps the softest softies away.

[Brett Toledo]

Keeps it flowing.

[Brady Bogan]

In China, at least.

[Brett Toledo]

True.

[Brady Bogan]

Like maybe they've got some sort of a thing with all that MSG and what they're eating, that it mixes up with the grape juice and makes you easier to have boners. Plus, there's not a lot of. In China, there's not a lot of blood necessary to get a Chinese boner. Heart only takes so much like an.

[John Holmberg]

Eyedropper to make the pixelation go away.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's Japanese.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, it's over there.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, they're different. It's over there. They drink the goji berry. Yeah, the Chinese guys. If your blood's not flowing fast enough to get you hard on in China, then you're basically Buddha.

[Brett Toledo]

Daniel Hudson is from Michigan, and he went into a Dollar General earlier this month, started stuffing Hot Pockets into his pocket. An employee confronted him. He didn't take that that well. He started yelling at the employees, and then he reached into another pocket and pulled out a gun. He threatened to blow the employees head.

[Brady Bogan]

Off, let him have the pockets.

[Brett Toledo]

So they let him get away and called the police. They said they knew him because he was actually a regular customer. The cops tracked Daniel down in the break room at his workplace where he was eating a Hot Pocket.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure, he had plenty.

[Brett Toledo]

They arrested him. Found a pistol in his backpack.

[Brady Bogan]

Sounds like the guy.

[Brett Toledo]

Daniel tried to tell police that he didn't mean to steal the Hot Pockets. He just put them in his pocket because he didn't see a clerk at the Dollar General at the time.

[Brady Bogan]

That is exactly the definition of stealing.

[Brett Toledo]

He claimed the only. He only got the gun out when he was emptying the Hot Pockets out of his pocket. And when an employee finally showed up, he didn't point it at anyone. The cops asked him if he said he was going to blow the employee's head off. He admitted that basically it was a threat.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Toledo]

And that was because he was upset they weren't going to let him purchase the Hot Pockets.

[Brady Bogan]

But what he meant was, they didn't.

[Brett Toledo]

Buy any of it.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna blow your head off. With delicious, amazing flavor. Yeah. Because he was gonna give him a Hot Pocket. Hold on.

[John Holmberg]

Just saying.

[Brady Bogan]

I will blow your head off. Hot Pockets just.

[John Holmberg]

They're not that expensive.

[Brady Bogan]

No. If you can't afford Dollar General. Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

That's even.

[Brady Bogan]

And then you say they found him at work, where evidently he makes a penny a day, I guess, by the.

[John Holmberg]

Way, can Air Jordans in a sweatshop or something. I mean, what is this?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Where he's working that Hot Pockets are a little hoity toity on break, too.

[Brett Toledo]

Maybe he was running down there real quick to get the.

[Brady Bogan]

Grab some pockets, and he was in a hurry putting them in his pocket to say, well, there's no employee here. These are free. Which is why you can't have an honor system at work.

[John Holmberg]

We tried here.

[Brady Bogan]

We have tried here, and it didn't work. Because then the Bogan family started to do their barter system with the fishbowl of Cha. Like you're supposed to pay. And the next thing you know, there were $10 coupons for other places paying for the food.

[John Holmberg]

Two for 20 riblets.

[Brady Bogan]

And Charlie Brady's nephew wrecked it.

[Brett Toledo]

It's my nephew Dave.

[Brady Bogan]

And Buster's $10 gift card. He thought that was money. And then he had a couple of coupons to Applebee's in the bottom of that thing. We had to cut it all down, by the way. I don't know if you guys saw that. Kim Kardashian is fighting for a wage increase for some of the firefighters that are fighting the fire because they make pennies a day because they're correctional. They're from. They're from. They're prisoners. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

They make a dollar an hour.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So they're. They're in the orange, and they've done a great job. Like, they dumped a bunch of them in there to dig the lines and get things. Yeah. It's a big thing, but. So she's going to bat, saying they need to up their wages. And I'm like, aren't there wages? Like, if they do this, they get some time cut off. They get out, Right? Not necessarily just, like, freed immediately.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But these are.

[Dick Toledo]

You got to be one of the better prisoners.

[Brady Bogan]

In the first place, you're not death row.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

These are guys who are, like, going to reintroduce themselves to society, their time.

[Brett Toledo]

It should. I think they.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah, then. So shut up. Earlier, Kardashian, about getting them more cash. They're getting what they get. I don't. Yeah, I'm all for, like, you know, if it's a dollar a day, it's like, yeah, that's because you're a criminal. You. You signed up for the fire brigade in jail. I don't think they should get more money.

[Brett Toledo]

Maybe some of the looters can give them some of their stuff that they're.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the looters.

[Dick Toledo]

According to Google in the New York Times, most of the prisoners get time credits or they earn time credits.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Two days are removed from their sentences for every day they serve on a fire crew.

[Brady Bogan]

Now maybe boost that up a little bit. Give them five for one for this particular tragedy.

[Dick Toledo]

That's not bad, right? This is a big one because I.

[Brady Bogan]

Think most emergency, but this is huge. Life is on the line, I think. Think, yeah, if you drop five for one on this thing, they'd take that over a raise.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Ask any prisoner less time or a couple more bucks an hour, they'll be like, yeah, take the time, cut the time off. Seems ridiculous to even think otherwise, but.

[John Holmberg]

She'S fighting Manson out there.

[Brady Bogan]

Death row guys, you're not getting the worst of the worst. Dragging around out there, maybe a couple of dudes who have some violent offenses, but not, you know, they're not life sentence guys. These guys are getting out.

[Dick Toledo]

Incarcerated prisoners are paid between 16 cents and 74 cents an hour or a maximum of $5.80 to $10.24 per day, a rate that was actually doubled two years ago.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a good gig. It's one of the finer prison jobs you can get.

[Dick Toledo]

While assigned to an active emergency. Incarcerated prisoners on the fire crew earn an additional $1 per hour per day by Cal Fire, making up to $26.90 per day during a 24 hour shift.

[Brady Bogan]

So they're running big shifts. They get 25 bucks. Yeah, well, it's a lot of cigarettes in jail. But if you said to me, forfeit this dollar raise and I'll give you five more days, you got it right. For every 24 hours you serve, I'll give you seven days out off your sentence. And that starts adding up. You start rooting for fire. But yeah, you know, they showed them on the news the other night and they're all in their orange jumpsuits and they're. I don't think they were chained together, but it looked they were pretty darn close. So.

[Dick Toledo]

Prison fire crew camps in California were established in 1915.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a great thing we got so many people in prison. Let's get them working.

[Dick Toledo]

There are 939 prison firefighters working around, around the clock, cutting fire lines currently in California.

[Brady Bogan]

It's insane.

[Dick Toledo]

Including 110 support staff.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And you know, no offense, but things go a little bit sideways with one of those fire crews. It's a lot better than if a real fire crew gets burned down. Put them in the most dangerous spots is what I'm saying. And then, yeah, that hazardous thing, you start going into the more dangerous spots. We'll add a couple more days and we'll get you out of here early. I don't understand it. You got any videos?

[Brett Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's all.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, yeah, it's all you, man. All you. And the other thing. Did you see the guy who got in trouble for this? Should be one of Brett's videos. He's in jail, the headline said. I'm surprised this wasn't in your report today. Florida man arrested for bestiality because somebody saw him putting his wiener in a horse's nostril. It's a. It's.

[Dick Toledo]

That's too close to those teeth, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, anytime your wieners out by a horse, yeah, you get some of those Tom Brady choppers. But. All right, you make a solid point. However, if your dick's out around a horse at all. Yeah, it's too close to those teeth, man. You should never be naked and adjacent to a pony unless your clothes started on fire at all. The rules of nudity. The rules of nudity are. Oops. That horse is too close. It's illegal to have my pants off.

[Dick Toledo]

Is your dog in the room against the rules?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, because they live in the house, so there's a chance they can be naked. If the horse lives in the house, you've got another problem. But for the most part, if you're naked around a horse, something bad's about to happen.

[Dick Toledo]

All livestock mates.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, there it is. Florida man arrested for sexual contact with animal tried to put penis and horses nostril. It was the day after Christmas. Of course it was. And the cops say an unnamed witness said they saw a man masturbating next to the head of 28 year old horse named Raven. The witness also alleges the man was tapping his penis against the horse's nose. Claims he attempted to use the nostril. Cops say. This witness claims the man continued to pleasure himself while touching the horse. Cops. That's actually a really well trained horse. That'll tolerate that, right? There must have been an apple scent or something. Calloway was touching himself next to the horse before he did the thing with the tapping. The video actually coaxing it. The video doesn't show Callaway inserting his wiener into the nostril. However, they add his actions and movements, making it like he's certainly trying to. Anyway, he said they confronted him. Here was Florida man's excuse. And they said he said this was a dumb decision. Then he said, I haven't had sex in probably two months. I'm just frustrated, man. You can't go 60 days. He's never been married. Callaway was on arrested and booked on one count of sexual contact. Sexual contact with animals. He's gonna be in jail for a minute. Hey, man, it's been two long months. You ever touched a horse's nose? That's soft stuff, baby velvet. Besides, horse didn't move, so I think she wanted it. Plus, she's 28, you know, that's half my age. Plus seven. That worked out.

[Brett Toledo]

That a girl, Raven.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a good. Oh, that's right. Make that noise again. All right, Bert, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, here's a little scene from a house party when you invite too many people.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a guy sleeping. Look like Saddam Hussein. Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

There's like 400 people.

[Brady Bogan]

The floor gave way. Oh, did it eat them all up?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

What's that first shot of the Saddam sleeping in that room?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Go back and pause the beginning of this, because I believe Saddam Hussein is asleep in another room.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, there's a guy sleeping. It's a house party.

[Brady Bogan]

They fell into the basement, and they're in Saddam's little bunker. Things in Iraq are much better than they used to be. Wow. How about that Part of that video uncovers a mystery. Yeah, we thought we got him, but.

[John Holmberg]

Evidently not sure if we've seen this one, but we've seen something.

[Brady Bogan]

People getting off of a city. Bus or train. Train. They're pop. It stopped, but you got to hurry up. Uhoh. Nope, it's going again.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, the lady. Go.

[Brady Bogan]

She got all the way out, though. I think she's okay.

[Brett Toledo]

Left one bag.

[Brady Bogan]

That thing got moving fast. That's like a Tesla. That was zero to 60 mighty quick. All right, is he ready to run? We're at a bounce house with a pinata. And the pinata has been always swinging. Always swinging wild like. Oh, he threw the band into the cameraman. Oh, you gotta hang on to that bat, son. All right, here's a lady riding on the back of a motorcycle that's seemingly out of control. Or she's just bad at filming. She's in a pair. She's in some cut off shorts, and down they go. Oh, this won't be good.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't really.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they don't matter. Okay. I was gonna say the road rash on that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Hot dogging.

[John Holmberg]

This is a. This is a newbie throwing one in for us. This is Los Hermanos.

[Brady Bogan]

This is someone named Los Hermanos. Yes. The brothers.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Oh, my God. Someone hanging out of the side of a crashed car. I don't know what that is, and I don't know. Is that their head? That's the head.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's the face hanging.

[Brady Bogan]

There's the face hanging.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's split in half.

[Brady Bogan]

So their head was split right down the center, all the way across, and everything in it is on the ground as she hangs out of the side of the car.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Or he. It ceases to be a thing at this point. Yeah, it's just.

[John Holmberg]

It's titled Meanwhile on the west side.

[Brady Bogan]

Their skull got butterflied. Wow. All right, well, that one's awful. Thanks, Brett. That was awful. That was awful. Oh. Oh, man. All right, time out. Hit the pause button. I can't even grasp what in the world I'm looking at.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I don't either.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna try to explain this as best I can. It's a man.

[John Holmberg]

There's not much there. It's a five second video.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. It's the most. It's the hairiest man ever. And then the pants are off and it's close up of this man's female genitalia. And it is. There's hair everywhere. It looks like it's cookie crumbles. It's just so much hair. And then in the middle of it is some sort of a weird and not. Not natural, maybe manufactured.

[John Holmberg]

It's gotta be.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, there's a. That's an accident. Like that was. There's nothing about that. Thank you for that. Why is that a video? That's just a dude's.

[John Holmberg]

That's Bailey sending that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a man's hairy vagina. And I've never said that phrase before.

[John Holmberg]

And he sent this one into.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, all right. Okay. This is a dominatrix with a guy, his butts out. She's lubing up. She has about a three and a half foot, massive.

[Brett Toledo]

Whoa.

[Brady Bogan]

Artificial. And she is. Oh, she's about to have all three feet are in. And I mean, this guy's a champ. Holy smoke. And it is not small. It's about the size of a. Of a chunky soup can in diameter, but it is three feet long.

[John Holmberg]

Even Barry would have been going, God.

[Brady Bogan]

Damn, Barry would be. That's too much for anybody. This dude can't be alive. And the audio is exactly what you'd expect it to be. Chaos.

[John Holmberg]

Enough film.

[Brady Bogan]

What are we gonna. What's gonna happen at the end of this? How does this end with the police? I hope it's corn, cow. Oh, it is corn. Nice.

[John Holmberg]

Where's the transistor?

[Brady Bogan]

It is there. It is just going to town in this fella. I mean, how is everything inside, not outside with that going on? Is that his wife or is that a friend? I mean, who do you rely on for this kind of stuff? Oh, my God, that's. Am I wrong? Is that two and a half, three feet? Oh, yeah, it's two feet for sure.

[John Holmberg]

Let's see.

[Brady Bogan]

But if you took him. Oh, my God. That just. Just when she goes all the way.

[John Holmberg]

It's more than two hands, man.

[Brett Toledo]

It might be 10 inch in diamond diameter.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the diameter. Yeah, that's what I would say. It's like those big, chunky, family style chunky soup cans.

[John Holmberg]

That's two feet.

[Brett Toledo]

That's too.

[Dick Toledo]

How easy.

[Brady Bogan]

It's two feet. Yeah, yeah. And it's not a. It's not the Campbell's can, but it's the chunky soup diameter. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

And you can't. And yeah, the hand does not wrap around.

[Brady Bogan]

No, not even close halfway. It's a woman's hand. But in fairness. Man, oh, man, oh, man. All right.

[John Holmberg]

And then we'll just end with this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, real quick. Quick.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what this is.

[Brady Bogan]

No, we're too close to somebody's honey hole here. And it's ground beef. I think it's got. Oh, is that a butt?

[Dick Toledo]

It's got.

[Brady Bogan]

I believe those are skin tags or those warts. There are a lot of skin tags. Oh, God. Oh, there's a woman eating it. I didn't know that was. Look at all the butt sits. Oh, are those warts? I think those are warts. I think that's a wart outbreak Right around the edge. Anus. And there's a lady enjoying it orally. Oh, God. Nope, that's a man. Now there's a fella making love to him. Oh, my God. It looked like the inside of a pomegranate. Oh, Lord.

[Brett Toledo]

It's now bino.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, look. Get it. Go. There's just a lot going wrong.

[John Holmberg]

Times like this. I wish there was an H. Are those hemorrhoids?

[Brady Bogan]

That might be hemorrhoids.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Ass is just acting riddled. That's hemorrhoids. Those are hemorrhoids. When we get up close, we now see, that is. Those are called piles. And the other guy and the butt acne. No, the butt acne is unreal. He seems to be rallying up.

[Brett Toledo]

It's been a while for you, you said.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, you know, what you got? We'll end on that.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, that's. That's the closer right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Videos Talking soft to him. So it's been a while for you, say? Yeah, the massive amount of piles is. It's really kind of gotten into my homosexual sex life. That's all right. That one, dude. Yeah. You've got hemorrhoids. Oh, I know. Oh, my Lord.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. One of the things to shrink up a little bit. It's been a while.

[Brady Bogan]

These things are shrunk up and shrunk up for me. I'll go in. All right. Yeah, I think I can take it. I think you're through the worst of it. I do like that he went down there and pleasured it for a second first. And a little foreplay with the hemorrhoids is always tickling with his tongue. I didn't know what it was. It looked like when you open up a fish gill has all that.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Weird. It's almost like a Venus fly trap kind of looking thing. Yeah. That's enough of that. Well, happy Monday, everybody. What a way to kick her off. Holy smokes, I'm going to throw up. That was a rough one. That was the piles. Yeah. I don't want to go on anywhere. There goes your Brady report, everybody. It's 98. It's out of control now. Got an email from a guy that people said that, you know, they're firefighters. A couple of people has emailed, said some of those prison firefighters work harder than regular firefighters. They bust their ass. So, I mean, it's not about the money. It's like, you know what, make it a performance based thing where you're like, hey, Snake, great job there on the fire lines. You've earned 14 more days off because we really saw you kicking ass. Like, you just go in and performance base and go, you were kind of lazy. Three days. This guy over here, you killed it. 14 days. And then they can trade days in jail. I got 14 days on the firearm. Yeah, like, smoked. Well, I'll give you two of my days if you do this for me. And they're like, oh, I got seven days off of Jeff. Yeah, those guys are. It's a pretty good thing. I think that's pretty amazing. We were just talking about this. I was on my mind. I don't know that I like, like, you know, phone companies and stuff. I just looked at my bill and I'm not unhappy with any of that. I just don't know, know to trust all the other. Like, is there a thing that I don't know? Can you just. Like, with DirecTV, you should be able to call them and say, I don't like my bill. And they'd just be like, okay. And they'd change it immediately and start giving.

[Dick Toledo]

T Mobile got wise to that because, like, what your big complaint was, they give it. They give all of their deals to new customers and current customers.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Dick Toledo]

So if you've been with them and they've got a better deal now, you can go to them and say, hey, I want that deal.

[Brady Bogan]

And the reason I bring you up.

[Dick Toledo]

Be able to do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Last night, my phone tried to do an update, and my whole phone is a disaster this morning with like, weird things and like, yeah, just odd stuff. So I started to look around, like, is that. That's Apple, though. That's not the service. And then I just saw the bill and I'm like, there's got to be a thing because you can call, like, credit cards. Hey, I'm like, what's going on here? And they're like, all right, how much do you not want to pay? I'm like, a good portion of it. They're like, okay, I've. I've actually done that. When I got a. I had the American Express card, they talked me into getting a second one. Their new one was the American Express blue. And I'm always been an American Express guy. And like, you get the blue and we'll give you like a thousand dollars for free to charge. And all you have to do is hold it for five months. That's it. And then use it. You know, you had to use it a couple times to get to activate the thousand, but then the thousand would. That sounds like a great deal. So I knocked that first thousand out that was no time at all. It was like the first three charges. I'm like, yahoo. And then went through. Well, I thought it was on the same pay as the amex, which was auto pay, but it wasn't. And so I didn't pay the bill the first two months. I also thought it was free, by the way. And then so they called and they're like, hey, you're not paying the bill. And I'm like, I thought it was going. I'm like, oh, that's a mistake on my end. I'm sorry. And so it went from 3% interest to 24 daily.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

And the bill was crazy. And I'm like, well, this is my mistake. But you guys talked me into this card. That's my fault. Fault. I'll pay the bill initially, but let's kill that interest rate and just cancel the card. Like, you don't need to cancel it. I'm like, what do I have to do to make this stop? And they said, what's a reasonable percentage? And the guy said, I can't tell you. You have to ask. And I said, 2%. We can't do that, sir. But if I offered you 7% on the mistake and then canceled the card, would that be better? And I'm like, yeah, 7's better than 24 in this case. Yes, that's better. You're great. Great. Thank you. You must be Asian. That's good math. And so, yeah, so I just realized that most of these companies, all you have to do is call them and say, I ain't paying that. And they'll start whittling it down. But I wonder if that's the same with phone. I've never had to do it, and I don't want to be one of those guys that's, you know, it's almost like coupon clipping e coupons, where you're constantly seeking out, is this Internet provider good? Is that cable company good? And you're moving all over, constantly jumping for. From this Internet to that and phone to this. But I think there might be some. There's benefits of that, right? Yeah, it's annoying.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that was the only reason I changed, because 1. One of the providers told me to pound sand. I'm like, okay, fine, then I'll just go somewhere else.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Got a better deal?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I need to do that. Let me start looking around. I don't mind mine, but I think there might be a better cut out there. I gotta make some phone calls. Somebody needs to know. I think we're all too afraid to make that phone call and say, I don't feel like paying this. This is different than what I thought it was going to be. You know, if you're at a restaurant and you see the prices on the menu and the steak's $30 and that steak's 25 and that's 55. So you add tax is pretty much going to be around 65, $70. And the bill comes in, it's 230 bucks. You would tell them, I'm not going to pay that.

[Brett Toledo]

What happened?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, we had some add ons, the table fee and this. I'm like, you never talked about that.

[John Holmberg]

Gas for the grill.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. That should have been included in the price there. I'm not going to do this. And then they'll be like, well, what do you want to pay? Like what it cost? Yeah. It's just, it's annoying how we're nickel and dimes beyond belief.

[John Holmberg]

That's the whole thing though, with even like when we all went from like directv to all these different streaming services. Oh, it's cheaper. It's cheaper. Until you buy all the streaming services.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Then you're paying as much or more. More, you know?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Another thing I got going on right now that I'm not sure what's going on. I didn't sign up for this, but somebody put me down to win a thriller in manila picture in a silent auction somewhere.

[John Holmberg]

Congratulations.

[Dick Toledo]

And you won it.

[Brady Bogan]

And I'm evidently top bidder. Oh, how much? So I looked at it. I'm like, well, I didn't do this. It says ready to seal the deal. And evidently it helps the cancer society. Or maybe I don't think it's autographed. I kind of like the thing. But whoever signed me up for this thing, thanks. But now I'm in a real dilemma on whether or not I take it. Like somebody who just stole my identity and signed me up for something, but it happened to be something I like.

[John Holmberg]

Is this the other John Holberg that owns a painting company and everything else?

[Brady Bogan]

That could be that guy. He's wandering around doing silent auctions now. I mean, it's a silent auction item. I kind of like.

[Brett Toledo]

Picture. Yeah, but not autographed.

[Brady Bogan]

No. But doesn't that encourage people to sign me up for silent auction? Things. Things. They have my phone number. Somebody out there, what was the bid? Doesn't say. That's the scary part. But they're pretty happy about it. Close the deal on this. I'm like, what? I don't I didn't do that. I'm not gonna respond to that, but I kind of want the picture.

[Brett Toledo]

Because usually they go back and say, this is what the win. You won. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's what you owe. But it sounds a little text or call back and I'll follow up. Like, I don't think I did this. Yeah, I might have gotten drunk and done it somewhere, but I don't think I've been that drunk in a while. I kind of like the picture, though. Mmm. That's the thrill in Manila. It's Frasier all ducked down, and Ollie's throwing a punch over his head. That's a good shot. But it's just a. I could.

[Brett Toledo]

It's actually that big, too.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the size of my phone. It's a thumbnail. It's a stamp. But I could print this picture and. And build my own.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, you could.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna go ahead and cancel that.

[John Holmberg]

I wouldn't click on anything. Just delete.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know what's going. There's another one just came up. Thank you for participating.

[John Holmberg]

Would you buy now?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, that's.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the same one, but it's a different number. Someone will reach out to you soon from an area code with 501 regarding your bid. I didn't. I don't think I did this. And I haven't been out of state. 8.

[Brett Toledo]

501.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the 501, Eric? Ah, I got a lot of dilemmas going on.

[Dick Toledo]

I think is Little Rock.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I thought it's Arkansas. Is it? I'm not doing that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, Central Arkansas. That's what I thought. Little Rock sounded familiar from when I was there.

[Brett Toledo]

Me, my aunt.

[Dick Toledo]

You got nothing to do with Little Rock?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, I got nothing to do there. Somebody's signing me up for stuff I like. That's good crime right there. That's a really caring criminal. I'm gonna screw this guy. But he'll enjoy this.

[Dick Toledo]

But he's gonna really.

[Brady Bogan]

This is nice. This is an autographed copy of the no country for Old Men's script. And I screw this guy for 375. And I bet you he really enjoys that. So hopefully. Hopefully appreciates it. Anyway, if you're gonna screw somebody on silent auction stuff. Stuff. You know, at least stay on brand. This was a pretty good one. I would. Have. Had I been at this silent auction, wherever it is, I'd have considered that. I. I don't think I did that anyway. Maybe there might have been a time I was a little bit popped and went into a bar and said this is neat. And son, I don't remember that. I don't know when this happened. I'll make some and. But if I call them now, I'm on the list. I'm going to ignore this. I'll print the picture. Thanks for the I idea. What a mess. Maybe that's a what would Brady do? And speaking of. Oh, we're running late. We're not going to do the Guadalupe replay. But just remember, Frank will be in town January 31st through February 2nd. First whatever. Just Friday, Saturday, Desert Ridge Improv. He's up there. Friday and Saturday, Desert Ridge improv.com Calandra Square is available online.

[Brett Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

For those of you interested, we're a little late. We got what Would Brady Do? Coming up in just moments while I try to figure out all this great stuff this criminal is trying to get me to buy. It's, it's. It's a tough morning. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98K. And nobody's taken that crown for years. 20 long, long years. Brady being the most moral man in the valley. And he's brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pond and MMP Guns on 12th street in Indian School. Momoneypond.com is where you go. They got all sorts of stuff in the MMP guns that would interest you if you like the gun and build your own. And by those classes, the nine, the AR15, which is fascinating. Had a friend of mine asked me that at Steeler game on Saturday. Hey man, what about that deal? Is that real? It's legit. Like it's a hundred percent legit. I like when people do that. Is that really a thing? No, it's a room. If they get you, it's a timeshare.

[Brett Toledo]

It's a sting operation.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course. It's a thing thing.

[John Holmberg]

The two classes I've been through there over there, they. I had people said you really do this? I'm like, well, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And you just shot your AR15 for the first time.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

All right, here we get rid of these. Are you ready? BR Anyway. MMP Guns. MO Money pawn. MO money pond dot com. We thank you very much. Ready for helping us? All right. I got a couple of gems here. I'm going to go with that one last. Let's start here. Broderick. I like that name.

[Brett Toledo]

It's a good start.

[Brady Bogan]

I am at a very tense work situation, Brady. I may soon or I may soon be Let Go. There's a lot of pressure on me. I make very good money and I can't replace this income anywhere easily. Very job specific to what I do. My wife doesn't work. And when I told her a couple months ago what is happening, her first words put me off when she said, well, what are you going to do? And I said we were going to have to buckle down and she would need to get a job to make up for whatever. We're going to fall short while I figure this out. It's pretty much a guarantee that I'm going to get let go. She's shown no ambition or initiative since I told her this to get a job, even look for one. And we've been dealing with this for a few months now. Now, over the weekend, she said that I'm putting too much pressure on her. And since I haven't technically lost my job yet, there's no real point for her to look. We have one kid who's 17 years old. He's even picked up a gig. I see her in a whole new light. I have slaved for the family for 22 years, and I get punched with terrible news that my life's work is coming to an end. And she basically says she can't take the stress. How would you deal with this, Broderick? Wow, that's weighty stuff there, Broderick.

[Brett Toledo]

You know, say it. Look, in the situation.

[Brady Bogan]

Say it, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

If you don't, I will.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I will, too. Say it, Brady. Go ahead, Brett, say it.

[John Holmberg]

Ditch that.

[Brady Bogan]

That woman's a period, end of story, unappreciative bitch.

[John Holmberg]

Well, here comes the moral part.

[Brady Bogan]

I agree with Brett. I was just following up with Brett Broderick. She may not be a full time bitch, but she's acting like one right now. Yeah, that's rough. You can lose your job if you.

[Brett Toledo]

Signed up for the original deal, right? In other words, your relationship, like, no, you know, fewer than he was. No woman of mine's gonna work. I'm gonna provide for the family.

[Brady Bogan]

True.

[Brett Toledo]

You know, if you went into it with that kind of deal, you've kind of created that a little bit for sure. But I. I would think she would come around if you. All of a sudden, we don't have this money coming in.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, if it isn't about the money, it's about him saying, hey, I'm under a ton of pressure here. And she's like, this is too much stress for me. You need to keep this to yourself.

[John Holmberg]

And she don't work.

[Brett Toledo]

Now, at the same Time.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. And he's basically saying, hey, I've been doing a head start. Yeah, help us out. I know there are stress.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, you know, did she. I don't know, the situation. Was she mostly raising the kid or. You know, he's 17. Stress. I know.

[John Holmberg]

So.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Brett Toledo]

It does sound like someone's being kind of lazy.

[Brady Bogan]

Tell her at least I can do this on my own. Yeah, because you're making it so I have to. So if I can't afford this situation or I'm scared that I'm not going to be able to. You need to go feed yourself.

[Brett Toledo]

So by reacting like that, that's an expensive move.

[Brady Bogan]

Can be.

[John Holmberg]

It's just as expensive as she's just sitting at home eating bonbons, not doing a goddamn thing. It is because you got no job. So you both. You're gonna be homeless soon.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's less about the money and more about what she's presenting to you as. Hey, so long as this ship's going forward, I'm happy, but I'm not sticking around for the stress. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

If she is, you might not have to worry about ditching her. Maybe she bails if you. If you're out of work.

[John Holmberg]

And it's not going to be expensive because you ain't got no job.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, there's truth for that, too. You gotta start.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, no, it will. No matter what.

[Brady Bogan]

It can. You can talk to.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, there's.

[Brady Bogan]

You can talk to a judge and say, hey, I've recently lost my job and that's why she's leaving. So I don't owe her what I used to get.

[Brett Toledo]

No, you won't be on that side of it, but you'll go half, you know? Yeah. Yeah. The ass.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not worried about the divorce so much as I am. What? Brett said she's a. Being a.

[John Holmberg]

Well, if she's not going to be here for you for this, what else isn't she going to be there for you?

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

You know, it's a family you're supposed to do, you know, and why not ask her that?

[Brady Bogan]

When a man's back breaks, she's supposed to help out. Tote the. Tote it for a little while while he can't, but vice versa. Same. True. If she can't handle it, you got to pick up the work at home.

[Brett Toledo]

Here's the other thing. It sounds like it's been. You've been processing for a couple of months here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

So I could see it Being old. Are you going around like the sky is falling? Sky is falling.

[Brady Bogan]

But you know what?

[Brett Toledo]

And it hasn't happened yet.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, but maybe it feels like it, and he needs support. What she's saying is, yeah, the sky's falling. Don't lay that on me. You deal it with yourself.

[John Holmberg]

And then he's like, hey, I've been.

[Brady Bogan]

Working my ass off the whole time, and now I've got these. Now I've got this pressure. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

If she's.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're not helping me out a little. Little. Brett's right. That's just. That's just bad partnering at that point to sit back.

[John Holmberg]

Selfish.

[Brady Bogan]

What she should say is, whatever we need, I'll do. That's what a good, decent human being would say. Hey, if you need me, I will. I'll. I'll. Give me the rope, I'll pull.

[Brett Toledo]

It's. It's. It's an example of being in a relationship at the fact that. Do you have the role? How well are they defined and how are you on the same page?

[Brady Bogan]

That's different to me because the roles have been redefined by circumstance. Yes, the roles are defined, but if one role is demolished, then you have to sit back and reassess roles. So if you're like, look, the roles were fine. We were fine. We're not now. I'm going to need you to do something different. No, no, that's not what I do. You go get money, I sit here and wait for it. And if you don't get it, that stress on me, that's just B, I, T, C, H. Yep.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, and it's. It's worth talking about rather than. I mean, like, oh, it's getting tough.

[Brady Bogan]

Bail. Well, I don't know if she sounds.

[John Holmberg]

Like he has talked.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know to what extent.

[Brady Bogan]

You got to assume that if he's emailing us, it hasn't been dead quiet because he did sit her down and say, hey, you're gonna need to get a job. And she's done nothing.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, it's too stressful looking for the job.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's. That's too much pressure.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, I can. Oh, I completely understand where it's coming from. It's just, you gotta. Yeah, you gotta get on the.

[Brady Bogan]

I saw a TV show with some lady, same page. She starts screaming about how she gave up the best years of her life, you know, and she never had him help with the kids. And at first, you're Hearing it's like, wow, that's true. Like, you know her. 20 something years of raising the kids and he was never around. And then you find out this dude was working 17 hour days just to make everything work so she could raise the kids and had this thing. She's like, I just wanted him there more often. And he's like, yeah, but then none of this would have happened. Like, we were barely making it, doing what I was doing. And the whole crowd turned on that woman in a heartbeat. It was like, you are spoiled rotten and you're just throwing a fit. Yes, you raised the kids. That's hard work. But you can't sit back and say you gave up the best years of your life and so did he. Yeah, well, that gets into trouble. Boy, you get into that kind of stuff. This guy's. Yeah, people are mad. Broderick, run. That's all I'm hearing. Ditch that woman. You'll have all the regular bills, plus alimony. She's going to say, for 22 years I've been a stay at home mom. I gave up my chance and a career to be a stay at home mom. You're going to get hit with that. That's true.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Just start singing the Offspring song. Why don't you get a job around the house until she gets. Sounds like you're from Scottsdale, Broderick.

[John Holmberg]

There's one for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Buy a. Get a. Well, that's, you know. Crowd is. The crowd is mad. Easy to fix this. Kick that lazy to the curb and find himself a gay lover and watch the bank account flourish. Man, what's up? I see Michael and Troy so happy. Two massive earners. And I just think I was born this way. I can never enjoy all that hair and anus. Ah, it's a fact. Dear Brady, excuse me. I had a burrito yesterday and I have an unreasonable amount of gas in my body. Dear Brady, I went to the house of a girl I met online. Seems to be a good connection. But I went in the bathroom and saw Loom Body deodorant. Lots of it. And I mean way too much. She wanted to get together again this week. She's a God woman. So we're not going to be naked anytime soon. And I'm fine with that. But I do like her. She's a nice person. But this Loom thing is on my mind. How. How should I handle this? Thoughts? No. Name.

[Brett Toledo]

Get out.

[John Holmberg]

That wasn't the answer I was expecting on this one.

[Brett Toledo]

You're looking for one thing in particular.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're not. That's. That's a thing. Would you go to a girl's house?

[Brett Toledo]

Because that's. That's a deal breaker.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it?

[John Holmberg]

That's what he's asking on this.

[Brady Bogan]

You think so is it a deal.

[Brett Toledo]

Breaker saying that that's his problem? If there was. I went over and I'm going out with a girl for the first time, and I go to the house.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

And there's something. That's all it takes sometimes. But I think about that person.

[Brady Bogan]

But shouldn't you go to the bathroom? Look, it's all over body deodorant and lots of it.

[Brett Toledo]

I didn't expect this answer, but then he says, look, we're not gonna. I want to. I like her.

[Brady Bogan]

I like her. You do like someone. But you can go. Look, you can go into somebody's, have a great night with them, and go in and you pop open their medicine cabinet and see like foot fungus stuff like in that Seinfeld episode. And you're like, ah, she's got a foot fungus. That's gross.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm saying it for this guy because he's not. I don't think he's sticking around. I mean, he wants.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's not like you went in and found wart medication.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe worse.

[Brady Bogan]

The warp medication's worse than somebody who's maybe a little worried about body scent.

[Brett Toledo]

They're just basing on that commercial.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because when you think loom, you think that lady. And that lady in the commercial doesn't look like she smells good.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm saying for her case, it's not fair to her because the guy's seen the loom commercials. And if that's the thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Until. No, until you. That's crazy. Until you.

[Brett Toledo]

For him.

[Brady Bogan]

If. Till you've sniffed it, you can't run. Run. Give it a break. Don't overreact to the voluminous amounts of loom in her. In her bathroom.

[John Holmberg]

So you're still in on the loom. The. The cases of loom. Apparently in her bathroom.

[Brady Bogan]

I go in and I am.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, one.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

She's religious too.

[Brady Bogan]

She's right.

[Brett Toledo]

You. You wouldn't be in on that.

[Brady Bogan]

But crap out of a religious.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, but now talk her out of it because he said that's not going to happen. Happen. He's gonna have to. He has plenty of loom smells.

[Brady Bogan]

He's gonna have to work for it. But that's my point. Me, God or otherwise involved. If I'm dating some girl who's super religious she's doing what I'm doing cuz she's going down a different path. So we must like each other. I go in there and I see all the loom. I come out and I'm like, how bad does it smell down there? What? I'm like, how much body deodorant do you need? There's like 10 looms in there. Oh my God. And then she just says, my stupid sister bought me like five of them. I like them, but I'm not using them.

[Brett Toledo]

You're.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't know. I would bringing that up immediately. I'm laughing at that.

[John Holmberg]

So she's going to Costco and buying loom. You're okay with that?

[Brady Bogan]

I. We had. We had a friend named Steve that was dating a girl who they started making out and he got his hand on her back and it was soaking wet with sweat. And so they got done making out. She's sitting on the couch and he turns and he goes, so some excessive sweating there. She was on some sort of mental health pill that makes you sweat too much when you get excited. She goes, yeah, that's a thing. But he brought it up like you. You go into a bathroom for a lady and it's just filled with loom.

[John Holmberg]

That's different though.

[Brady Bogan]

Bloom is nothing different.

[John Holmberg]

That's different than sweaty back is different than smelly.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you don't know it's smelly, but.

[John Holmberg]

But what else would you be using it for?

[Brady Bogan]

Knees. Backs of her knees.

[John Holmberg]

Get the hell out of here.

[Brett Toledo]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Sometimes girls sweat in the backs of them. Yeah, I'm sure.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm glad. You know, you have a higher look.

[Brady Bogan]

I go in with the joke. I come out and I'm like, how much loom do you need? What's going on? I mean, we can end this now. Oh my God, you're such a dick. Ha ha ha ha. God is love. And then you're just like, I didn't know what was going on. But that's a. It's a big red flag in there. You might want to hide those. I know we're only on our second date, but I don't need to see that. You have to. I want to see a lot of FDs. That's what I'm doing.

[John Holmberg]

Inspection and come out with singed eyebrows.

[Brady Bogan]

From the look, if you go down there and it smells like loom and then you get that first layer licked away and then you're like, oof, I'm in a hatchery.

[Brett Toledo]

You get through the membrane.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what you don't want to hear is from your pits to your.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. When you get to the membrane and it's going, oh, it's firing some sort of weird scent at me. What are you. You're like a stink bug. What are you doing?

[John Holmberg]

Nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

Now go get more loom. Put loom on the walls. You're wrecking the paint. You didn't find wart medication. You didn't find STD stuff. You found a lady who's a little bit paranoid that may be down south.

[John Holmberg]

There's probably a reason why she knows all that, though.

[Brett Toledo]

Get over the loom.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't you have more questions?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, what is this?

[Brady Bogan]

I have more questions. Questions. I go in with questions. I bring it up immediately. I'm like, what happened? Does it smell like an Arby's fridge broke down there.

[John Holmberg]

Look. Barbecue. Taking it.

[Brady Bogan]

What do we got? A dairy farm That's. It's in the sun. What's with all the loom?

[John Holmberg]

The big Montana's a little ripe.

[Brady Bogan]

You got to ask about the loom. That's a simple one to me. And if she goes, oh, no, I have odor issues and I'm very concerned. And then. All right, it's been nice knowing you.

[John Holmberg]

She's not going to tell you that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I don't think how she handles that will tell you a lot about her.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't think she's going to tell you that. And then you're going to find out with the singed eyebrows.

[Brady Bogan]

And then it's, what if it's. The Lord has blessed me with this pheromone that shoots out and it makes men powerless to me. And so I covered up with, oh, if it's the.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. Oh, come on.

[John Holmberg]

She's a Jesus Brady stories now.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. She's a Jesus freak. She believes in nonsense. She can say anything.

[Brett Toledo]

Holy mist.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she doesn't know. She believes in fairy tales. She could tell you anything. Brett.

[Dick Toledo]

What's wrong with making sure she smells nice and saving money by buying in bulk?

[Brady Bogan]

Agreed.

[John Holmberg]

Did you text this in saving money?

[Brady Bogan]

That would be called June. It's not a stronger scent, but the price is unbeatable. Anyway.

[Dick Toledo]

Hold on a second. Rust Butt Brady is worried about a.

[Brady Bogan]

Woman who is proactive about body odor. Yeah, proactive. Body odor thing is off putting when you see it in a bathroom, but there's nothing harmless harmful about going out and going. Got enough lume.

[Brett Toledo]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

You got like nine cases in there. What's going on, John, you need to re.

[Dick Toledo]

Read further because they have different kinds of loom. For different areas of the body.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Dick Toledo]

So she's got multiple.

[Brady Bogan]

Sometimes. Is she a little fat because it's under the boobs too. They go.

[John Holmberg]

They should be there anyway, right?

[Brady Bogan]

I guess. And that's. That's a. Then what are we worried about loom for? Why are you dating that pig? Two dates with Jesus's pig is not a good idea. Why is John the one still on the stinky poo? I'm not on it. She's not giving it up right away, but I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt because he said, I like her. So maybe there's an easy explanation. You can run from the bathroom filled with loom, but maybe she won a contest and they sent it to her. I don't know. Ask her. What's going on with everybody. You go into somebody's bathroom, you come out with questions. Ask them. That leads us to this one.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, you won't get the answer you're looking for.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[Brett Toledo]

There's no. Well, I've got an odor problem.

[Brady Bogan]

No, she might not say that, and you'll find that out eventually.

[Brett Toledo]

I just like the smell of it.

[John Holmberg]

Mom, do you loom?

[Brady Bogan]

Right. She likes the smell. And she makes her feel confident it doesn't stink. But now I smell good, top to bottom. And I don't like perfume. Maybe a.

[John Holmberg]

That's a cop out.

[Brady Bogan]

And then you have to judge it off of her answer.

[John Holmberg]

She stinks.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she's, you know, so. Brett, and you may be right.

[John Holmberg]

A swarm of flies from the. The Bible floating in her locust or whatever the hell was flying in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, one of the seven signs. Yeah, whatever. Dear Brady, my husband has a problem with his bathroom habits. Here we go. The toilet he leaves me is disgusting. It looks like he's melting brown candles in there. Oh, jeez. You can flush 20 times. It stays stuck. So I've told him I will refuse to have sex with him for one month if I go in there and see stains on the toilet bowl. We share the damn bathroom. I'm not leaving tampons all over the place. What can I do to get him to be aware of this? It's just awful. It's not all men. It's it. His name is James and my name is Stacy. So if you know James and Stacy, we're the married couple who. He has toilet poop issues, so maybe embarrassing him will work. Sign. Stacy.

[Brett Toledo]

Stacy, do your job.

[Brady Bogan]

Clean the toilet, lady. If you leave stains, clean stains.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't. Don't. Class, skid the toilet.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, that Is what she is describing.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, skid marks expand in your eyes. You go in. If you went in after Ronnie and she left swirlies, they look 10 times bigger. It's like the mirror on your car. Objects and mirror much larger to you than they. You know, you think of it and you're like, that's disgusting. Women are very good, most of them. If not, I'd rather date the loom girl than turd swirls. Girls are great about not leaving skitties in the turtle toilet. They really are. Not in a women's restroom, but at home. We guys, not so much. Don't leave Turd Swirls for your decent band name. Turd Swirls. A pretty good band name. Don't leave Turd Swirls. Almost like a cool 50s song.

[John Holmberg]

That shouldn't be even meaning to be said, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. You're an adult. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Have some class.

[Brady Bogan]

Look down and say, oh, this is not acceptable for the next. Use her.

[Brett Toledo]

If it's a constant thing. Okay, That's.

[Brady Bogan]

No if. It's once.

[Brett Toledo]

It can happen.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then you.

[Brett Toledo]

Not. I'm like, you know what? I say something, of course.

[Brady Bogan]

But like, it can happen. But you. You don't forget.

[Brett Toledo]

You know, they forget to flush the toilet.

[Brady Bogan]

Who does that? After a poo? That happens in your house. You walk away from a poo toilet.

[Brett Toledo]

No, not on. On. On. Yes. Wait a minute. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Stop throwing your goddamn daughter under the bus on there. Daddy, why would you do such a thing? No. Yet.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

Does she have the flush and come back?

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, I've done it before.

[Brady Bogan]

You've left the poo toilet.

[Brett Toledo]

You flushed it. And then.

[Brady Bogan]

And then a floater comes back.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, that's why you Wait.

[John Holmberg]

I double check.

[Brady Bogan]

Then you double. Triple.

[Brett Toledo]

But I've come away. It's like I haven't double checked every.

[Brady Bogan]

Single time you need to. That's adult behavior when you share a toilet with people. If it's your own toilet and your own thing. Okay, maybe. But it's still bad. You don't leave skitters for people. What?

[John Holmberg]

Not just this whole story?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then the whole thing. Nope. We don't. Nope. Well, yeah. Kirby does it. No, Kirby, don't put Kirby down. If you're doing it, too, just say Kirby and I. At the very least, don't just toss the youngster under there. Kirby leaves turd swirls like it's a Dairy Queen double. You look down and then you go in. Hey, Curbit Herbs. Come in here. Get some toilet paper, do a flush and wipe it.

[John Holmberg]

There's usually a toilet brush there or something.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't even want to use the flush. That's disgusting. You go in with it and then.

[Brett Toledo]

When you flush it doesn't go down all the way because it sat so long.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, you're. That's. And you're just walking.

[Brett Toledo]

Cuz there's too much. Way too much toilet.

[Brady Bogan]

Folks, that's the end of the show. Enjoy the day. Don't forget to tip your waiters. I'm leaving the room. I want loom girl here. Yeah, I want. You're absolutely right. Boy, are you right. Larry. Larry. That's the end of the program.

[Brett Toledo]

Larry.

[Brady Bogan]

Larry. What do you mean it sits so long?

[Brett Toledo]

Forgot to flush. There's a bunch of toilet paper in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Flush.

[Brett Toledo]

Or it didn't go down all the way and it wasn't. It wasn't even a poop.

[John Holmberg]

That's why you do the double check.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you mean it wasn't a poop? That's all we're talking about.

[Brett Toledo]

Used way too much toilet paper. Or a friend of hers.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, stop throwing everybody in the neighborhood.

[Brett Toledo]

And I'm going to give you the name.

[Brady Bogan]

You or her. Oh my God.

[Brett Toledo]

Either way.

[Brady Bogan]

And you were saying dump the lum girl for her bathroom.

[Brett Toledo]

Go in there and plunge that money. Mother.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not talking about a clogged toilet.

[Brett Toledo]

I am.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's irrelevant. We're not talking about that. A clogged toilet's like.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, that's what I was saying.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're not saying that. And if you walk away from a clogged toilet flushing. Well, that looks like it's gonna. Anyway, I got stuff to do. Oh my God. Somebody else will handle that. You don't walk from a clogged toilet. You just don't. You don't.

[Brett Toledo]

I didn't.

[Brady Bogan]

What are you talking about?

[Brett Toledo]

I'm the one that discovered it.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's when you gotta beat your daughter.

[Brett Toledo]

There's a problem.

[Brady Bogan]

So you've never done it. Now it's all on curvy. That's what we're saying. But we're not talking about that. Swirls. If somebody leaves a clogged toilet, there's some. There's the keys from the car. Should go for a week. Like you don't leave the toilet clogged. What kind of hurry are you in that you dropped four pounds of loaf and then you go running out of the room? Man, what are you feeding her? We're talking about swirlies. You've brought it to another level of gross. Check the bowl I know, Brad. I'm with you. I can't look at it.

[Brett Toledo]

You're lucky.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you mean I'm lucky?

[John Holmberg]

You're lucky.

[Brett Toledo]

You haven't had that.

[Brady Bogan]

Had a clogged toilet. Yeah, I have, but I don't walk away from it. Well, it's not like the kitchen's on fire. Nah, I'll be in the backyard.

[Brett Toledo]

What do you mean it's not coming into the bathroom?

[Brady Bogan]

Huh?

[Brett Toledo]

How my situation was coming in the bathroom.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Brett Toledo]

Someone didn't flush. So I flush it. It doesn't go down. It rises up. Now I gotta unplug.

[Brady Bogan]

You got like four problems here. Yeah, there's. First off, you walked into a bathroom where there were turds floating and you weren't shocked. That's. Check that box. Number one is like this. Like you said, I go find who did it, and I say fix this. They're not home.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm not waiting around.

[Brady Bogan]

Then you show. Whose toilet is this? This?

[Brett Toledo]

It's our other bathroom.

[Brady Bogan]

You.

[John Holmberg]

You close the door.

[Brady Bogan]

Use the other one.

[Brett Toledo]

Use it. Whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, that. But then you shut that door. Cuz you assume you know who did it, right?

[Brett Toledo]

No, I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't know if it was Kirby or Ronnie or a guest. Family meeting. You got guests taken to.

[Brett Toledo]

I go to. I go to Kirby afterwards. Assuming. I mean, I assume.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, man.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, and if it was you, you gotta remember to flush.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course. And then you ground her for a month. Say, we won't tolerate this ever again. Because if you've got guests using that same bathroom. Now, the Bogan house is a. Is a Greyhound bus station bathroom.

[Dick Toledo]

John, do you realize how devious a bastard Brady Bogan is? His precious Kirby Bogan will never have a date. And he's doing it on purpose.

[Brady Bogan]

Actually. Pretty brilliant move. The turds. That girl leaves would choke a horse. We don't have the plumbing to take it. Anyway, she's available. Sixteen, if you're interested. Prompt around the corner. You don't walk away from it. And anyone in the family who does. And you're still not sure who did it. Family meeting. We're too comfortable together. Something's got to change here.

[Dick Toledo]

We second. We need to increase our fiber intake, apparently.

[Brady Bogan]

And we're going roughage for four days. Cleaning the system.

[John Holmberg]

He is never doing that.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. Better than flushing the old cabbage that's been sitting there for a half a day.

[Dick Toledo]

There's supplements, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

There's ways around that. I am. Brady. You're all right. I am lucky that I've never Walked into an unflushed turd toilet that won't go down because it's been, quote, as he said, sitting there so long, stewing. Oh, God. Burn.

[John Holmberg]

Burn the house down.

[Brady Bogan]

The town. Sorry, I hate to say that. With tripped on. Burn the house down. Yeah. New wallpaper, new paint, whatever it takes. Anyway, good luck at your house, Stacy. And whatever his name was. I forgot.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

So the truth of the matter is, if you're a normal human being, and I don't know where that went sideways with what he's talking about, if you leave skid marks, you sit. Brent, you agree? You flush. You look, you're like, oh, I left some skid.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta do a double check.

[Brady Bogan]

Do a double check. It doesn't go down the second time. Time you get a wad of toilet paper, do the flush. And as it's flushing, you scrub. I don't use the toilet brush because.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't like toilet brushes. Right there.

[Brady Bogan]

I think those are gross because then you're just taking a turd brush.

[John Holmberg]

Well, either way, at least you're getting rid of it.

[Brett Toledo]

Out of the bowl, right?

[Brady Bogan]

You're leaving the bowl.

[John Holmberg]

I agree.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Get the toilet paper and get that out of there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta. You gotta be more diligent about what you leave behind for the next guest. And again, if it's just your bathroom, well, whatever. But if other people use it, that needs to be a rule. Then get some lume and start scrubbing it on your thighs because evidently, it's all over you. Jesus, that took a turn. In fact, everybody just go home right now and flush your toilets. Just. Let's just all do it. A unified flush.

[Dick Toledo]

Collective flush.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's 9:35. There you go. Ready?

[Brett Toledo]

I'm ready.

[Brady Bogan]

Well played, my friend. That's what he did. It's 98 KUPD. Sorry, Kirby. Visit Homeburg's Morning Sickness online at 98KUPD.comberg's Morning Sickness. That could be fun. It's paparoach right there. They're getting away with murder. And again, we've. The conversation has continued in the room. You just be better, I guess, is what I'm saying. That's a. That's a life. Like, we all learned something today. It's. Here we are, January 13, 2025. You walk away going, you know what? Never walk away while it's still swirling. Stand and wait it out.

[John Holmberg]

You're a better person.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Kirby, you're better than this.

[Brett Toledo]

And Brady tried to talk to her again.

[Brady Bogan]

You tried to Blame a neighborhood child in the middle of that, too. Which was even better. Or a guest. I'm like, well, that kid's not allowed over every again. Paul sir hasn't been allowed in my home since 2000, and I believe 11. And that was my old house because he decided to go take a dump.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, that wasn't this house.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Oh, and he has never been to the. He will never be allowed in it. Our friend Ted.

[John Holmberg]

Captain Coronado.

[Brady Bogan]

Captain Coronado thought. He thought it would be fun to take a dump in the community bathroom while there was people over. And he stunk up the whole place. And I'm like, not only are you not allowed to behave back here, you're not allowed in this until you buy me a new toilet. You sullied that toilet. And to his credit, a day later, there was a new toilet on my porch because he was shamed.

[Dick Toledo]

Worthy toilet.

[Brady Bogan]

It's still in use. Solid. And again, you do it. And I don't know, I'm none the wiser. But if guests complain, that guy over there. Which one? The one that won't shut up. Oh, that's Ted. Yeah. He used your bathroom. He left stains and it smells horrible. Like, Ted's got to go home. That's it.

[John Holmberg]

Does Dale know these rules? Has he tried it?

[Brady Bogan]

Look, if Dale takes a dump at my house, I'm saying I think we'd all know because the neighborhood would have, like, oh, the. The. The pipes would blow up and like, it would look like the Bellagio in the streets.

[Dick Toledo]

And would there be a little trepidation if you see him walk toward the bathroom?

[Brady Bogan]

He goes in there sometimes. And everybody goes, Dale's going in. Like, we all make fun of him. Like, you got one minute, son. You got a one minute window. You're in, you're out. You don't dump at other people's homes.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady's story said what? 21 seconds to pee, right?

[Brady Bogan]

That's all it takes. Button it up. I don't care if you got dribbles. Get out of there.

[Dick Toledo]

20 seconds.

[Brady Bogan]

Done.

[Brett Toledo]

Zip.

[Dick Toledo]

20 seconds. Zip up.

[Brady Bogan]

When there's a group of people and we're all sharing the same bathroom, there is no roo. Do not take dumps at other people's homes. Ever. Ever. Nice bread commercial. Toledo, why don't you come down an octave? St. Paula, Prague, Toledo hater through all this. She heard your bread commercial. You know what's good about that? You got her curious about that bread. We got an entertainment drill coming up in just moments. Clean yourselves. It's 98. It's out of control now. There you go. It's 10 o'clock on the dot. Did you hear that, boys? The legal ID happened right on time. That in 24 years has happened six times now. That's six.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that her tally?

[Brady Bogan]

I used to try so hard to make that happen. Can't do it. I am officially entering as a 29 years of radio stuff on the air and I don't think I've ever gotten a legal ID on purpose on time. Those are supposed to run right at the top of the hour. I've nearly impossible.

[Dick Toledo]

That's why they give you the windows.

[Brett Toledo]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

I was told they give you the window for jackasses like me. But I mean there were literal times when like 45 minutes later I'm like, oh yeah, yeah. Oh, I. If you go back, I don't. Statue of limitations is up. But at that old station I was at, I used to cut commercials or play two things at once and turn one down. I was, I was not good with the clock. A lot of you advertisers there at the Zone, Brady, a lot of your clients, they paid for stuff that never happened. What? Can't do that anymore. It's all better, but I mean a lot. Well, yeah, nobody knew. Nobody said a word. If they'd have known, they'd have yelled. Found a couple of little sideways angles to run one and play another. But one was turned down all the way. It was smart. Got me back on time. Everybody was happy. It's time now for Brady to entertain us all at the entertainment drills brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black self defense. And the process right now is as simple as going to the website, checking out the schedule, saying, I'd like to do this, I'd like to do that. There's the thing. I'd like to do this. And then you call them up and you say Holmberg and train. And they'll go, okay, that's two months of training for $199 total. That's $100 a month. A little less than for personal hands on training that you are going to get only there. No place else can do what these guys do. And it is an outstanding way to get in great shape for the new year. Right now everybody's quitting their resolutions. We're halfway through the month and everybody's like, I'll start next week. You're never going to start. Start something new you love right now. If you haven't gotten it going this is the thing and you're going to have a blast doing this thing. Reactdefense.com get in great shape, learn a little about yourself and be prepared, not paranoid. It's how it works. Reactdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brett Toledo]

Timothy Chalamet will host Saturday night live on January 25th.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't he just do it? It sure. Like last. Maybe it was last season. That seems like a lot of Timothy Shalam.

[Brett Toledo]

He will host it along with being the musical guest.

[Brady Bogan]

He's going to sing Bob Dylan songs.

[Brett Toledo]

Which only 41 people in the show's 50 year history have ever hosted and been their own musical guest.

[Brady Bogan]

But does it count if he's doing the original works of Bob Dylan?

[Brett Toledo]

Well, it's a great question.

[John Holmberg]

It's got to be better than Dylan.

[Brett Toledo]

Obviously that's the reason why he's coming up there. But it's not saying or not not whether he'll be doing Dylan songs or his own.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got his own thing going on.

[Brett Toledo]

Don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I hope so because I don't want to hear Bob Dylan songs by him or anyone who sounds like him. You do Jimi Hendrix version of Bob Dylan songs? Maybe.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't want to hear Bob Dylan recreation. Oh yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

But this coming Saturday it'll be Dave Chappelle with visual guests Glow Rilla.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[John Holmberg]

Check that one out.

[Brady Bogan]

Definitely gonna watch that. Never thought I'd say that. The reason I'm going to make that appointment television is Glorilla and not Chappelle. Chappelle's a nice touch, but Glorilla is the reason I'm looking.

[Brett Toledo]

Two famous TV homes have been destroyed. Two more should say. But the house where the Roy siblings were shown strategizing during season four of success that got bounced and the estate that used to be well used as Gene Smart's side mansion on Hacks. But I haven't been watching.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't watch Hacks. Huh. Side Mansion is a good band name.

[Brett Toledo]

Life is good with a side man.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you gotta Feldman. Well, if you got a side mansion.

[Brett Toledo]

Corey Feldman isn't one of those fools who's just gonna get out with very little. He's got a 15 foot u haul ready in case they get the evacuation.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, he's got all his band gear in.

[John Holmberg]

Hopefully he leaves his laptop there because that damn thing don't work.

[Brady Bogan]

Never works in shows. He's got a 15 foot u haul.

[Dick Toledo]

He couldn't afford the Apple care on it.

[Brady Bogan]

He bought it, right? He's not renting it every day of his life.

[Brett Toledo]

He rented a 15 foot U haul in case he has to evacuate. Yeah, he's probably.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, right now?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I thought you meant like forever. He's had this.

[Brett Toledo]

No, no, no. He has this for a standby because most people are grabbing, you know, just.

[Brady Bogan]

In case a suitcase or so. Good move, Feldman.

[Brett Toledo]

He's got a lot of stuff he's got to get out.

[John Holmberg]

Said no one ever.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, most of the merch box.

[Dick Toledo]

So that truck gets caught.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Those box sets gotta get out of there.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't want to say this too often, but Corey Feldman's right and we should follow his lead.

[Dick Toledo]

And to jump back a little research. Apparently Timothy Chalamet has no other music out except the Dylan soundtrack.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not watching that.

[Dick Toledo]

That he did that. People are saying in what world does this Dylanless Bob Dylan album makes sense?

[Brady Bogan]

Right? That's just lazy by Lauren Michaels not to get a musical guest that week.

[Brett Toledo]

We have celebrity death. Sam Moore of Sam and Dave. He passed away. That's a 89 years old.

[Brady Bogan]

That's, you know.

[Brett Toledo]

Greatest of all soul duos by Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[Brady Bogan]

People think it's a Blues Brothers song. But Soul man is not that. Soul Man's awesome.

[Brett Toledo]

The other thing that is available. Celebrity auction. Elvis Presley's rhinestone jock strap.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, maybe that guy's signing me up for things. We'll get me in on that too. And I'll have my option to buy.

[Brett Toledo]

That one right now. I believe it's at $42,000.

[Brady Bogan]

A little over $42,000 for rhinestone.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. There's a picture of it. It's got EP on the top band of it. A fan originally made it for him. It's kind of a it. I think it's velvet.

[Brady Bogan]

Has it been worn?

[Brett Toledo]

No, the King put it up in his house. Framed it.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. You always frame your jocks. That makes sense. That's totally reasonable. Hey, I like the way this thing looks. Put enough. Put in one of them my framers.

[John Holmberg]

A colonel shadow box.

[Brady Bogan]

Shadow box? Yeah. That's what I like. I put some light on them, make a shadow box. I like that. Is this art, Elvis? No, that's a jock strap from a fan.

[Dick Toledo]

What are you blind?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, okay. It's a weird one.

[Brett Toledo]

Finally, Lizzie Hale told a story that was a deal breaker for her when she was going out with a guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Toilet stains.

[Brett Toledo]

It wasn't Lume. She. Her brother bailed on her to go to the Tool concert. So she's like, I'll take it, dude. So she asked this guy out and he fell asleep during Tool.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, that's hard to do. Says you're out, but you got to ask him what you do with your day. Like, maybe the dude Liz don't have time for. Yeah, he. Lizzy, ain't got enough time for that. He's like an 18 hour day of working in a factory or something. Just want to try to boner Tried. Tried as hard as he could to get through it, and he couldn't. Yeah, you can't fall asleep at a concert. You can leave, but that's hard to do. And you know, that's a little on Lizzie.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a lot on Lizzie.

[Brady Bogan]

Because, you know, you start noticing your dates asleep. It's not his fault. Like, if you can bore me, like, maybe he's narcoleptic.

[Brett Toledo]

Singing every word well, right?

[Brady Bogan]

And he's turned around. Like, I'm out. What a boring lady. I can't even stay awake in a concert. She's so boring. It's kind of on you. Someone falls asleep while you're talking to them. It's not their fault. All you. That's it. It's 10:09. Go clean your toilets. That's today's message. I want to hear from any of you ever again. Stacy, the emailer was right. You can't use sex as a negotiating tool. She's taking sex away for a month at a time. That would make me smear feces everywhere.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a deal. That's enough for us. The Larry's coming up next. He's got all sorts of fun stuff for you. So be nice to Larry. He'll be nice back. And we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning. Sickness so long it's out of control now.