01-13-25 - WWBD - He's About To Lose High Paying Job And Wife Isn't Willing To Help Out - His Online Date Had Ton Of Lume Body Deodorant In Bathroom - Her Husband Has Filthy Bathroom Habits And Leaves A Dirty Bowl

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: January 13, 2025
Title: WWBD - He's About To Lose High Paying Job And Wife Isn't Willing To Help Out - His Online Date Had Ton Of Lume Body Deodorant In Bathroom - Her Husband Has Filthy Bathroom Habits And Leaves A Dirty Bowl
Host/Author: John Holmberg with Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: January 13, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delve into three pressing listener issues. The discussions are candid, often humorous, and unfiltered, providing a blend of advice and entertainment that resonates with their Arizona audience.

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1. Broderick's Job Loss and Marital Strain

Timestamp: 02:19 – 05:21

Listener's Dilemma:
Broderick calls in expressing deep concern over the impending loss of his high-paying job. His anxiety is compounded by his wife's reluctance to seek employment to alleviate the financial strain. With a 17-year-old child already contributing income, Broderick feels overburdened and unsupported.

Key Points Discussed:

• Financial Pressure: Broderick emphasizes the difficulty in replacing his specialized income and the resulting stress on the family dynamic.
• Marital Tension: His wife's lack of initiative has led to feelings of betrayal and frustration, especially after 22 years of dedicated familial contribution from Broderick.
• Advice from Co-hosts:
  • Brady Bogan and Dick Toledo advocate for a tough stance, suggesting that Broderick may need to consider ending the relationship if his wife remains uncooperative.
  • Bret Vesely offers a more nuanced perspective, hinting that the established roles within the relationship might need reevaluation.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan (03:55): "Ditch that bitch. That woman's a bitch, period."
• Bret Vesely (04:27): "If you went into it with that kind of deal, you've kind of created that a little bit for sure."

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2. Excessive Lume Deodorant in Online Date's Bathroom

Timestamp: 10:00 – 20:48

Listener's Concern:
A listener shares an anecdote about visiting a promising online date's home only to discover an overabundance of Lume body deodorant in her bathroom. While he appreciates her as a person, the excessive presence of the product raises red flags concerning her hygiene habits or possible underlying issues.

Key Points Discussed:

• First Impressions Matter: The listener is conflicted between his positive feelings towards the woman and his discomfort with the overwhelming presence of deodorant.
• Co-hosts' Perspectives:
  • Brett Vesely and Dick Toledo largely agree that such an extreme display could indicate deeper personal issues or insecurities.
  • Brady Bogan emphasizes the importance of addressing the observation directly, suggesting that the way the woman handles the deodorant situation could reveal significant character traits.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett Vesely (11:02): "Get out."
• Brady Bogan (17:26): "How much Lume do you need? What's going on? I mean, we can end this now."

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3. Stacy's Husband James' Filthy Bathroom Habits

Timestamp: 21:56 – 30:47

Listener's Dilemma:
Stacy reaches out about her husband James' deplorable bathroom habits. James leaves unsanitary conditions, such as unflushed toilets and stains, which Stacy has attempted to address by withholding intimacy—a move that hasn't yielded positive results.

Key Points Discussed:

• Hygiene Issues: Persistent failure to maintain bathroom cleanliness causes strain in the marital relationship.
• Advice from Co-hosts:
  • Brady Bogan advocates for direct confrontation, even endorsing embarrassing James to prompt behavioral change.
  • Bret Vesely suggests that consistent enforcement of cleanliness standards is essential, hinting at the need for disciplinary measures if James doesn't comply.
  • Dick Toledo reinforces the idea that mutual respect and responsibility are foundational, urging Stacy to hold James accountable.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett Vesely (21:58): "Stacy, do your job."
• Brady Bogan (22:06): "Clean the toilet, lady. If you leave stains, clean stains."

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Conclusion and Key Takeaways

Throughout the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers unfiltered and often blunt advice to listeners grappling with personal and relational challenges. The co-hosts do not shy away from harsh language, reflecting a no-nonsense approach to problem-solving that resonates with their audience.

Overall Themes:

• Accountability: Emphasizing the importance of taking responsibility within personal relationships.
• Direct Confrontation: Encouraging listeners to address issues head-on rather than avoiding uncomfortable conversations.
• Self-Preservation: Highlighting the need to prioritize one's well-being, even if it means making tough decisions about relationships.

Final Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogan (30:47): "You gotta be more diligent about what you leave behind for the next guest."

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Disclaimer: The language and advice presented in this summary reflect the candid and often unfiltered style of the podcast's hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett]

It's a sting operation.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, of course it's a thing.

[Toledo]

The two classes I've been through there over there, they. I had people said, you really do this? I'm like, well, yeah, and you just.

[Brady Bogan]

Shot your AR15 for the first time.

[Toledo]

It's great.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, let me get rid of these. Are you ready? Anyway. MMP Guns. Mo Money Pond. Mo Money Pond.com. we thank you very much. Ready for helping us. All right. I got a couple of gems here. I'm gonna go with that. One last. Let's start here. Broderick. I like that name.

[Brett]

It's a good start.

[Brady Bogan]

I am at a very tense work situation, Brady. I may soon, or I may soon be let go. There's a lot of pressure on me. I make very good money and I can't replace this income anywhere easily. Very job specific to what I do. My wife doesn't work. And when I told her a couple months ago what is happening, her first words put me off when she said, well, what are you going to do? And I said we were going to have to buckle down and she would need to get a job to make up for whatever. We're going to fall short while I figure this out. It's pretty much a guarantee that I'm going to get let go. She's shown no ambition or initiative since I told her this to get a job, even look for one. And we've been dealing with this for a few months now. Over the weekend, she said that I'm putting too much pressure on her. And since I haven't technically lost my job yet, there's no real point for her to look. We have one kid who's 17 years old. He's even picked up a gig. I see her in a whole new light. I have slaved for the family for 22 years and I get punched with terrible news that my life's work is coming to an end. And she basically says she can't take the stress. How would you deal with this, Broderick? Wow, that's weighty stuff there, Broderick.

[Brett]

I would be a, you know, say it. Look in the situation.

[Brady Bogan]

Say it, Brady.

[Toledo]

If you don't, I will.

[Brady Bogan]

I will. Say it, Brady. Go ahead, Brett, say it.

[Toledo]

Ditch that bitch.

[Brady Bogan]

That woman's a bitch, period. End of story. Unappreciative bitch. Well, here comes the moral part. I agree with Brett. I was just following up with Brett Broderick. She may not be a full time bitch, but she's acting like one right now. Yeah, that's rough. You lose your job if you signed.

[Brett]

Up for the original deal. In other words, your relationship, like, no, you know, if you are not saying he was, no woman of mine's gonna work. I'm gonna provide for the family.

[Brady Bogan]

True.

[Brett]

You know, if you went into it with that kind of deal, you've kind of created that a little bit for sure. But I. I would think she would come around if you. All of a sudden, we don't have this money coming in.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, if it isn't about the money, it's about him saying, hey, I'm under a ton of pressure here. And she's like, this is too much stress for me. You need to keep this to yourself.

[Brett]

And she don't work now at the same time.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. And he's basically saying, hey, I've been doing a head start. Yeah, help us out. I know there are stress.

[Brett]

I mean, you know, did she. I don't know. The situation. Was she mostly raising the kid or. You know, he's 17. Stress. I know.

[Toledo]

So.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Brett]

It does sound like someone's being kind of lazy.

[Brady Bogan]

Tell her at least I can do this on my own. Yeah, because you're making it so I have to. So if I can't afford this situation or I'm scared that I'm not going to be able to. You need to go feed yourself.

[Brett]

So by reacting like that, that's an expensive move.

[Brady Bogan]

Can be.

[Toledo]

It's just as expensive as she's just sitting at home eating bon bons, not doing a goddamn thing. It is because you got no job. So you both. You're going to be homeless soon.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's less about the money and more about what she's presenting to you as. Hey, so long as this ship's going forward, I'm happy, but I'm not sticking around for the stress.

[Brett]

Yeah. If she is, you might not have to worry about ditching her. Maybe she bails if you. If you're out of work.

[Toledo]

And it's not going to be expensive because you ain't got no job.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, there's truth to that, too. You got to start.

[Brett]

Well, no, it will. No matter what.

[Brady Bogan]

It can. You can talk to.

[Brett]

I mean, there's.

[Brady Bogan]

You can talk to a judge and say, hey, I've recently lost my job and that's why she's leaving. So I don't owe her what I used to get.

[Brett]

No, you won't owe her on that side of it, but you'll go half, you know? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not worried about the divorce so much as I am. What Brett said she's a. Being a.

[Toledo]

Well, if she's not going to be here for you for this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

What else isn't she going to be there for you?

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly.

[Toledo]

You know, it's a family you're supposed to do, you know, and why.

[Brady Bogan]

When a man's back breaks. She's supposed to help out, tote the. Tote it for a little while while he can't, but vice versa. Same true.

[Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

If she can't handle it, you got to pick up the work at home.

[Brett]

Here's the other thing. It sounds like it's been. You've been processing for a couple of months here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett]

So I could see it being old. Are you going around like the sky is falling? Sky is falling, but you know what? And it hasn't happened yet.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. But maybe it feels like it and he needs support. What she's saying is, yeah, the sky's falling. Don't lay that on me. You deal it with yourself.

[Toledo]

And he's like, hey, I've been working.

[Brady Bogan]

My ass off the whole time, and now I've got these. Now I've got this pressure. Yeah.

[Brett]

If she's.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're not helping me out a little. Brett's right. That's just. That's just bad partnering at that point to sit back. Selfish. What she should say is, whatever we need, I'll do. That's what a good, decent human being would say. Hey, if you need me, I will. I'll. I'll. Give me the rope, I'll pull.

[Brett]

It's. It's. It's an example of being in a relationship that. The fact that, do you have the roles, how well are they defined and how are you on the same page?

[Brady Bogan]

That's different to me. Because the roles have been redefined by circumstance. Yes, the roles are defined, but if one role is demolished, then you have to sit back and reassess roles. So if you're like, look, the roles were fine. We were fine. We're not now. I'm going to need you to do something. No, no, that's not what I do. You go get money, I sit here and wait for it. And if you don't get it, that's stress on me. That's just. Bitch.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I mean, it's worth talking about rather than. I mean, like, oh, it's getting tough.

[John Holmberg]

Bail.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I don't know if she sounds.

[Toledo]

Like he has talked.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what extent.

[Toledo]

I don't know to what extent you.

[Brady Bogan]

Got to assume that if he's emailing us, it hasn't been dead quiet because he did sit her down and say, hey, you're going to need to get a job. And she's done nothing yet.

[Brett]

Too stressful looking for the job.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's. That's too Much pressure.

[Brett]

I mean, I can. I completely understand where it's coming from. It's just, you gotta. Yeah, you gotta get on the.

[Brady Bogan]

I saw a TV show with some lady, same page, she starts screaming about how she gave up the best years of her life, you know, and she never had him help with the kids. And at first you're hearing it's like, wow, that's true. Like, you know her 20 something years of raising the kids and he was never around. And then you find out this dude was working 17 hour days just to make everything work so she could raise the kids and had this thing. She's like, I just wanted him there more often. And he's like, yeah, but then none of this would have happened. Like, we were barely making it, doing what I was doing. And the whole crowd turned on that woman in a heartbeat. It was like, you are spoiled rotten and you're just throwing a fit. Yes, you raised the kids. That's hard work. But you can't sit back and say you gave up the best years of your life. And so did he. Yeah, well, that gets into trouble. Boy, you get into that kind of stuff. This guy's. Yeah, people are mad. Broderick, run. That's all I'm hearing. Ditch that woman. You'll have all the regular bills, plus alimony. She's going to say, for 22 years I've been a stay at home mom. I gave up my chance in a career to be a stay at home mom. You're going to get hit with that. That's true.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Just start singing the Offspring song. Why don't you get a job around the house until she gets one? Sounds like you're from Scottsdale, Broderick.

[Toledo]

There's one for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Buy a bitch, get a bitch. Well, that's, you know, crowd is. Crowd is mad. Easy to fix this. Kick that lazy bitch to the curb and find himself a gay lover. And watch the bank account flourish. Man, what's up? I see Michael and Troy so happy. Two massive earners. And I just think I was born this way. I can never enjoy all that hair and anus. Ah. Fact. Dear Brady, excuse me. I had a burrito yesterday and I have an unreasonable amount of gas in my body. Dear Brady, I went to the house of a girl I met online. Seems to be a good connection. But I went in the bathroom and saw Loom Body deodorant. Lots of it. And I mean way too much. She wanted to get together again this week. She's a God woman. So we're not going to be naked anytime soon, and I'm fine with that. But I do like her. She's a nice person. But this loom thing is on my mind. How. How should I handle this? Thoughts? No. Name.

[Brett]

Get out.

[Toledo]

That wasn't the answer I was expecting on this one.

[Brett]

You're looking for one thing in particular.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're not. That's a thing. Thing. Would you go to a girl's house?

[Brett]

Because that's. That's a deal breaker.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it?

[Toledo]

That's what he's asking with Brandy on this.

[Brady Bogan]

You think so?

[Brett]

Is it a deal breaker saying that that's his problem? If there was. I went over and I'm going out with a girl for the first time, and I go to the house.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And there's something. That's all it takes sometimes, but something about that person.

[Brady Bogan]

But shouldn't you go to the bathroom? And look, it's all over. Body deodorant and lots of it.

[Brett]

I didn't expect this answer, but then he says, look, we're not gonna. I want to. I like her.

[Brady Bogan]

I like her. You do like someone. But you can go.

[Toledo]

Look.

[Brady Bogan]

You can go into somebody's, have a great night with them, and go in, and you pop open their medicine cabinet and see, like, foot fungus stuff like in that Seinfeld episode. And you're like, ah, she's got a foot fungus. That's gross.

[Brett]

I'm saying it for this guy because he's not. I don't think he's sticking around. I mean, he wants.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's not like you went in and found wart medication.

[Toledo]

Maybe they look worse.

[Brady Bogan]

The warp medication's worse than somebody who's maybe a little worried about body scent.

[Brett]

They're just basing on that commercial.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because when you think loom, you think that lady. And that lady in the commercial doesn't look like she smells good.

[Brett]

I'm saying for her case, it's not fair to her because the guy's seen the loom commercials. And if that's the thing.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Until you. That's crazy. Until you.

[Brett]

For him.

[Brady Bogan]

If. Till you've sniffed it, you can't run. Give it a break. Don't overreact to the voluminous amounts of lume in her bathroom.

[Toledo]

So you're still in on the loom. The. The cases of loom. Apparently, in her bathroom.

[Brady Bogan]

I go in and I am.

[Brett]

I mean, one.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett]

She's religious, too.

[Brady Bogan]

She's right. You.

[Brett]

You wouldn't be in on that.

[Brady Bogan]

But crap out of a Religious?

[Brett]

Yeah, but he said that's not going to happen. He's gonna have to have plenty of loom smells.

[Brady Bogan]

He's gonna have to work for it. But that's my point. Me, God, or otherwise involved. If I'm dating some girl who's super religious, she's doing what I'm doing because she's going down a different path. So we must like each other. I go in there and I see all the loom. I come out and I'm like, how bad does it smell down there? What? I'm like, how much body deodorant do you need? There's like 10 looms in there. Oh, my God. And then she just says, my stupid sister bought me like five of them. I like them, but I'm not using them.

[Toledo]

You're.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't know. I would bringing that up immediately. I'm laughing at that.

[Toledo]

So she's going to Costco and buying loom. You're okay with that?

[Brady Bogan]

I. We had. We had a friend named Steve that was dating a girl who they started making out, and he got his hand on her back and it was soaking wet with sweat. And so they got done making out. She's sitting on the couch and he turns and he goes, so some excessive sweating there. And she was on some sort of mental health pill that makes you sweat too much when you get excited. And she goes, yeah, that's a thing. But he brought it up. Like you. You go into a bathroom for a lady and it's just filled with loom.

[Toledo]

That's different, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Loom is nothing different.

[Toledo]

That's different than sweaty back is different than smelly.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you don't know it's smelly, but what else would you be using it for? Knees. Backs of her knees.

[Toledo]

Get the hell out of here.

[Brett]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Sometimes girls sweat in the backs of their knees.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Brett]

I'm glad you know, you have a higher.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett]

What can I do about that?

[Brady Bogan]

Larry, your car's AC system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell. Nice.

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[Brady Bogan]

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That's awesome.

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[Brady Bogan]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Look, I go in with the joke. I come out and I'm like, how much loom do you need? What's going on? I mean, we can end this now.

[Brett]

Oh, my God, you're such a dick.

[Brady Bogan]

God is love. And then you're just like, I didn't know what was going on. But that's a. It's a big red flag in there. You might want to hide those. I know we're only on our second date, but I don't need to see that. You have to. I want to see a lot of FDs. That's enough.

[Toledo]

Do an inspection and come out with singed eyebrows.

[John Holmberg]

From the.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, if you go down there and it smells like loom, and then you get that first layer licked away, and then you're like, oof, I'm in a hatchery.

[Brett]

You get through the membrane.

[Wayne]

You don't want to hear is from.

[Brady Bogan]

Your pits to your. Yeah. When you get to the membrane and it's going. Firing some sort of weird scent at me. What are you. You're like a stink bug. What are you doing? Nothing. Now go get more loom. Get. Put loom on the wall as you're wrecking the paint. You didn't find wart medication. You didn't find STD stuff. You found a lady who's a little bit paranoid. That may be down south.

[Toledo]

There's probably a reason why she has all that, though.

[Brett]

Get over the loom.

[Wayne]

Don't you have more questions?

[Toledo]

Yeah, what is this?

[Brady Bogan]

I have more questions. I go in with questions. I bring it up immediately. I'm like, what happened? Does it smell like an Arby's fridge broke down there?

[Toledo]

Look. Arbitrage.

[Brady Bogan]

What do we got? A dairy farm that's in the sun? What's with all the loom?

[Toledo]

The Big Montana's little ripe.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta ask about the loom. That's a simple one to me. And if she goes, oh, no, I have odor issues and I'm very concerned. All right, it's been nice knowing you.

[Toledo]

She's not going to tell you that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I don't think how she handles that will tell you a lot about her.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I don't think she's going to tell you that. And then you're going to find out with the singed eyebrows.

[Brady Bogan]

And then it's, what if it's. The Lord has blessed me with this pheromone that shoots out and it makes men powerless to me. And so I covered up with, oh, if it's the.

[Brett]

Yeah, come on.

[Toledo]

She's a Jesus Brady stories now.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. She's a Jesus freak. She believes in nonsense. She can say anything.

[Brett]

Holy mist.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she doesn't know. She believes in fairy tales. She could tell you anything. Brett.

[Wayne]

What's wrong with making sure she smells nice and saving money by buying in bulk?

[Brady Bogan]

Agreed.

[Toledo]

Did you text this in saving money?

[Brady Bogan]

That would be called June. It's not as strong as that, but the price is unbeatable.

[Wayne]

Anyway, hold on a second. Rust Butt Brady is worried about a woman who is proactive about body odor.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, proactive body odor. Thing is off putting when you see it in a bathroom. But there's nothing harmless harmful about going out and going. Got enough loom.

[Brett]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

You're like nine cases in there. What's going on?

[Brett]

John?

[Wayne]

You need to read further because they have different kinds of loom for different areas of the body, right? So she's got multiple.

[Brady Bogan]

Sometimes. Is she a little fat? Because it's under the boobs too. They go.

[Toledo]

They should be there anyway.

[Brady Bogan]

Right again. And that's. Then what are we worried about? Loom. Right. Why are you dating that pig? Two dates with Jesus's pig is not a good idea. Why is John the one still on the stinky poo? I'm not on it. She's not giving it up right away, but I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt because he said I like her. So maybe there's an easy explanation. You can run from the bathroom filled with loom, but maybe she won a contest and they sent it to her. I don't know. Ask her. What's going on with everybody? You go into somebody's bathroom, you come out with questions. Ask them. That leads us to this one.

[Brett]

Well, you won't get the answer you're looking for.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[Brett]

There's no. Well, I've got an odor problem.

[Brady Bogan]

No, she might not say that. And you'll find that out eventually.

[Brett]

I just like the smell of it.

[Toledo]

Mom, do you loom?

[Brady Bogan]

Right. She likes the smell and she makes her feel confident it doesn't stink. But now I smell good top to bottom. And I don't like perfume.

[Toledo]

Maybe that's a cop out.

[Brady Bogan]

And then you have to judge it off of her answer. She stinks. She flat out. So Brett, and you may be right.

[Toledo]

A swarm of flies from the the Bible floating in her locust or whatever the hell was flying in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, one of the seven signs. Yeah, whatever. Dear Brady, my husband has a problem with his bathroom habits. Here we go. The toilet he leaves me is disgusting. It looks like he's melting brown candles in there. Oh, jeez. You can flush 20 times. It stays stuck. So I've told him I will refuse to have sex with him for one month if I go in there and see stains on the toilet bowl. We share the damn bathroom. I'm not leaving tampons all over the place. What can I do to get him to be aware of this? It's just awful. It's not all men, is it? His name is James and my name is Stacy. So if you know James and Stacy, we're the married couple who he has Toilet poop issues. So maybe embarrassing him will work. Signed, Stacy.

[Brett]

Stacy, do your job.

[Brady Bogan]

Clean the toilet, lady. If you leave stains, clean stains. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't. Don't class. Skid the toilet.

[Brett]

What do you guys think? That is what she is describing.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, skid marks expand in your eyes. You go in. If you went in after Ronnie and she left swirlies, they look 10 times bigger. It's like the mirror on your car. Objects and mirror. Yeah. Much larger to you than they. You know, you think of it, you're like, that's disgusting. Women are very good. Most of them. If not, I'd rather date the loom girl than turd swirls. Girls are great about not leaving skitties in the toilet. They really are. Not in a women's restroom, but at home. We guys, not so much. Don't leave Turd swirls for your decent band name. Turd Swirls is a pretty good band name. Don't leave Turd Swirls. Almost like a cool 50 song.

[Toledo]

That shouldn't be mean to be said, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. You're an adult.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Have some class. Look down and say, oh, this is not acceptable for the next user.

[Brett]

If it's a constant thing. Okay, that's.

[Brady Bogan]

No, if it's once, it can happen. Yeah. And then you.

[Brett]

Not. I'm like, you know what? I say something, of course.

[Brady Bogan]

But, like, it can happen. But you. You don't leave.

[Brett]

You know, they forget to flush the toilet.

[Brady Bogan]

Who does that? After a poo. That happens in your house, you walk away from a poo toilet.

[Brett]

No, not on. On. On. Yes. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Stop throwing your goddamn daughter under the bus on there, Daddy. Why would you do such a thing? No. What does she have the flush and come back?

[Brett]

I mean, I've done it before.

[Brady Bogan]

You've left a poo toilet.

[Brett]

You flushed it. And. And.

[Brady Bogan]

And then a floater comes back.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why you Wait.

[Toledo]

I double check.

[Brady Bogan]

Then you. You double. Triple.

[Brett]

But I've come away. It's like I haven't double checked every.

[Brady Bogan]

Single time you need to. That's adult behavior when you share a toilet with people. If it's your own toilet and your own thing. Okay, maybe. But it's still bad. You don't leave skitters for people. What?

[Toledo]

Not just this whole story.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then the whole thing. Nope. We don't. Nope. Well, yeah. Kirby does it. No, Kirby, don't put Kirby down. If you're doing it too, just say Kirby and I. At the very least, don't just toss the youngster under there.

[Michael]

Kirby Leaves.

[Brady Bogan]

Turd swirls like it's a dairy queen double. You look down and then you go in. Hey, curvatures, come in here. Get some toilet paper. Do a flush and wipe it.

[Toledo]

There's usually a toilet brush there or something.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't even want to lose. That's disgusting. You go in with it.

[Brett]

Then when you flush, it doesn't go down all the way because it sat so long.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, You're. That's.

[Brett]

And you just walk them off because there's too much. Way too much toilet.

[Brady Bogan]

Folks, that's the end of the show. Enjoy the day. Don't forget to tip your waiters. I'm leaving the room. I want loon girl here. Yeah, I want. You're absolutely right. Boy, are you right. Larry. Larry. That's the end of the program. Larry. Larry. What do you mean it's Sit so long.

[Brett]

Forgot to flush. There's a bunch of toilet paper in there.

[Wayne]

Flush.

[Brett]

Or it didn't go down all the way. And it wasn't. It wasn't even a poop.

[Toledo]

That's why you do the double check.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you mean it wasn't a poop? That's all we're talking about.

[Brett]

Use way too much toilet paper. Or a friend of hers.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, stop throwing everybody in the neighborhood.

[Brett]

And I'm going to send you the name.

[Brady Bogan]

You or her. Oh, my God.

[Brett]

Either way.

[Brady Bogan]

And you were saying dump the lume girl for her bathroom.

[Brett]

Go in there and plunge that mother.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not talking about a clogged toilet.

[Brett]

I am.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's irrelevant. We're not talking about that. A clogged toilet's like.

[Brett]

Oh, that's what I was saying.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're not saying that. And if you walk away from a.

[Brett]

Clogged toilet, stays her a day.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that looks like it's gonna. Anyway. I got stuff to do.

[Wayne]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody else will handle that. You don't walk from a clogged toilet. You just don't. You don't.

[Brett]

I didn't.

[Brady Bogan]

What are you talking about?

[Brett]

I'm the one that discovered it.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's when you gotta beat your dog.

[Brett]

There's a.

[Brady Bogan]

So you've never done it. Now it's all on Kirby. That's what we're saying. But we're not talking about that. Swirls. If somebody leaves a clogged toilet. There's some. There's the keys from the car. Should go for a week. Like you don't leave the toilet clogged. What kind of hurry are you in that you drop four pounds of Loaf. And then you go running out of the room.

[Brett]

Man.

[Brady Bogan]

What are you feeding her? We're talking about swirlies. You've brought it to another level of gross. Check the bowl. I know. Brad, I'm with you. I can't look at it.

[Brett]

You're lucky.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you mean I'm lucky?

[Brett]

You're lucky you haven't had that. Had a clogged toilet.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I have, But I don't walk away from. Looks like the kitchen's on fire. I'll be in the backyard.

[Brett]

What do you mean it's not coming into the bathroom?

[Brady Bogan]

Huh?

[Brett]

How my situation was coming in the bathroom. Oh. Someone didn't flush, so I flush it. It doesn't go down. It rises up. Now I gotta unplug.

[Brady Bogan]

You got like, four problems here.

[Brett]

Yeah, there's.

[Brady Bogan]

First off, you walked into a bathroom where there were turds floating and you weren't shocked. That's. Check that box. Number one is like this.

[Brett]

You don't leave it.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Like you said, I go find who did it. And I say, fix this. They're not home. I'm not waiting around the new show. Whose toilet is this?

[Brett]

It's our other bathroom.

[Toledo]

You close the door.

[Brady Bogan]

Use the other one.

[Brett]

Use it. Whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. But then you shut that door because you assume you know who did it, right?

[Brett]

No, I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't know if it was Kirby or Ronnie or a guest. Family meeting. You got guests taken to.

[Brett]

I go to Kirby afterwards. Assume. I mean, I assume her toilet.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, man.

[Brett]

Oh, and if it was you, you got to remember to flush.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course. And then you ground her for a month. Say, we won't tolerate this ever again. Because if you've got guests using that same bathroom.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Now the Bogan house is a. Is a Greyhound bus station. Bachelor John.

[Wayne]

Do you realize how devious a bastard Brady Bogan is? His precious Kirby Bogan will never have a date. And he's doing it on purpose.

[Brady Bogan]

Actually, pretty brilliant move. The turds that girl leaves would choke a horse. We don't have the plumbing to take it anyway. She's available. Sixteen, if you're interested. Proms around the corner. You don't walk away from it. And anyone in the family who does. And you're still not sure who did it. Family meeting. We're too comfortable together. Something's gotta change here.

[Wayne]

Second, we need to increase our fiber intake.

[Brady Bogan]

Apparently. Yeah, and we're going roughage for four days. We're cleaning the system.

[Toledo]

He is never doing that.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. Better than flushing the old cabbage. That's been sitting there for a half a day.

[Wayne]

There's supplements, Brett.

[Toledo]

There's ways around that.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I. Brett, you are right. I am lucky that I've never walked into an unflushed turd toilet that won't go down because it's been, quote, as he said, sitting there so long, stewing. Oh, God. Burn.

[Toledo]

Burn the house.

[Brady Bogan]

Burn it down. Sorry, I hate to say that with tripped on. Burn the house down. Yeah. New wallpaper, new paint, whatever it takes. Anyway, good luck at your house, Stacy. And whatever his name was, I forgot.

[Wayne]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

So the truth of the matter is, if you're a normal human being, and I don't know where that went sideways with what he's talking about. If you leave skid marks, you sit. Brent, you agree? You flush. You look, you'll go, I left some skittles.

[Toledo]

I. Do a double check.

[Brady Bogan]

Do a double check. It doesn't go down the second time you get a wad of toilet paper. Do the flush. And as it's flushing, you scrub. I don't use the toilet brush because.

[Wayne]

I don't like toilet brushes. Right there.

[Brady Bogan]

I think those are gross because then you're just taking a turd brush.

[Toledo]

Well, either way, at least you're getting.

[Brett]

Rid of it out of the bowl, right?

[Brady Bogan]

You're leaving the bowl. I agree. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Get the toilet paper and get that other.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. You gotta be more diligent about what you leave behind for the next guest. And again, if it's just your bathroom, whatever, but if other people use it, that needs to be a rule. Then get some Lou May and start scrubbing it on your thighs because evidently it's all over you. Jesus, that took a turn. In fact, everybody just go home right now and flush your toilets. Just. Let's just all do it. A unified flush.

[Wayne]

Collective flush.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's 9:35. There you go. Ready?

[Brett]

I'm ready.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Wayne]

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[Brady Bogan]

Homeburg's morning sickness. That could be fun. It's paparazz right there. They're getting away with mur. The conversation has continued in the room. You just be better, I guess is what I'm saying. That's a. That's a life. Like we all learned something today. Here we are, January 13, 2025. You walk away going, you know what? Never walk away while it's still swirling. Stand and wait it out.

[Toledo]

You're a better person.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Kirby, you're better than this.

[Brett]

And Brady tried to talk to her again.

[Brady Bogan]

You tried to blame a neighborhood child in the middle of that too, which was even better. Or a guest. I'm like, well, that kids not allowed over ever again. Paul sir hasn't been allowed in my home since 2000 and I believe 11. And that was my old house because he decided to go take a dump.

[Wayne]

Oh, that wasn't this house.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Oh, and he has never been to the. He will never be allowed in it. Our friend Ted Captain Coronado. Captain Coronado thought he thought it would be fun to take a dump in the community bathroom while there was people over. And he stunk up the whole place. And I'm like, not only are you not allowed back here, you're not allowed in this until you buy me a new toilet. You sullied that toilet. And to his credit, a day later there was a new toilet on my porch because he was shamed. It's still in use. And again, you do it. And I don't know. I'm none the wiser. But if guests complain, that guy over there. Which one? The one that won't shut up. Oh, that's Ted. Yeah. He used your bathroom. He left stains and it smells horrible. My Ted's got to go home. That's it.

[Toledo]

Does Dale know these rules? Has he tried it?

[Brady Bogan]

Look, if Dale takes a dump at my house, I'm saying I think we'd all know because the neighborhood would have, like, all the. The pipes would blow up and like, it would look like the Bellagio in the streets.

[Wayne]

And would there be a little trepidation if you see him walk toward the bathroom?

[Brady Bogan]

He goes in there sometimes and everybody goes, dale's going in. Like, we all make fun of it. Like, you got one minute, son. You got a one minute window. You're in, you're out. You don't dump at other people's homes.

[Wayne]

Brady's story said what? 21 seconds to pee, right?

[Brady Bogan]

That's all it takes. Button it up. I don't care if you got dribbles. Get out of there.

[Wayne]

20 seconds. Done. Zip. 20 seconds. Zip up.

[Brady Bogan]

When there's a group of people and we're all sharing the same bathroom, there is no ruse. Do not take dumps at other people's homes ever. Ever. Nice bread commercial, Toledo. Why don't you come down an octave? St. Paula, Prague, Toledo hater through all this. She heard your bread commercial. You know what's good about that? You got her curious about that bread. We got an entertainment drill coming up in just moments. Clean yourselves. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98.