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Brady
Done with the day, it's time for the entertainment drill and it's brought to you by our friends, the Schwarz Laser Eye Center. Schwarz Laser Eye. It's where you go to get your eyes fixed. I did mine. My right eye was a disaster. And now it's down to 2020 once again. And thanks to Dr. Jay Schwartz and the team out there for finding the glorious problem that was a cataract in my eye. Could be trauma based. It could have been the sun. It could have been.
Co-host
Do you think something was going on in the cataract? Like, was things in the cataract? Was it blurry? Was it.
Brady
Oh, how do you know it was like, without? Well, because I couldn't see basic stuff like screens or. The big test I always do is check.
Co-host
You thought it was your vision.
Brady
Yeah, my vision wasn't right, but it was going fast.
Co-host
Yeah.
Brady
Look at the license plate in the car in front of you. If you can't read it, you need a doctor. And you go, Dr. Schwartz. That's my. That's my test. You can use street signs as your example, but then you don't really know how to gauge. You should be able to read a license plate in front of you without squinting. And a lot of people can't. You don't realize, like, mine got to the point where it was like, I couldn't. I couldn't tell what state the plate was from. I was faking my way through life thinking, ah, it's good. And it's amazing how bad your vision can get before you actually do something you can kind of skate through. And then when they fixed it, I'm like, this is how you're supposed to see. So I had the lens replaced and it was unreal. So check it all out. They have their complimentary consultation. You get on out there, they take a look at you and they're like, hey, let's get you in a plan. If you're tired of glasses, whatever. They've got the Lasik, they've got the lens replacements, they've got all sorts of stuff. Let them look at your eyes so you can use them properly. So the Schwarz Laser Eye center, the Diamondbacks, the Suns, they're all there. You should be too. Brady Entertainment.
Co-host
This is a interview from Leo DiCaprio and Team Beat magazine from 1991. The answers that he gave. First ambition. Acting. First record bot. Michael Jackson's thriller favorite Book. Lord of the Flies. Favorite musician? Harry Connick Jr. That was at the time, right? Yep. Favorite band? Pink Floyd. His favorite song at the time. You can't touch this.
Brady
Yeah, it was all going all right until right there.
Co-host
Favorite actor? Jack Nicholson. Favorite actress was Meg Ryan.
Brady
Now, all his answers except you can't touch this are pretty on point.
Co-host
Favorite TV show? The original Twilight Zone.
Brady
Good stuff.
Host
Solid.
Co-host
Worst school subject? Math.
Brady
Solid. I think I'm. I think I'm in love with him.
Co-host
Yeah, you'll be in love with him, Brett. Favorite food? Pasta. Pasta and more pasta.
Brady
The Olive Garden. The Olive Garden. He loves it like mama used to make in the Garden. The garden of olives.
Co-host
Eight pop culture moments turning 20 years old today. 2016 or 2016.
Brady
We gotcha.
Co-host
Sorry. Movies. Cars, Pirates of the Caribbean. Dead Man's Chest. High School Musical.
Brady
Oh, my God.
Co-host
Sexy back. Hips Don't Lie. Crazy by narrows Barkley.
Brady
That's 20 years old.
Co-host
TV shows Dexter, Heroes and Psych all debuted. Pluto lost its status as planet.
Brady
Was that. That was 20 years ago.
Co-host
Crocodile Hunter. Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray.
Host
Oh, man, that's.
Brady
That was 20 years ago. Shut up. The amount of time since we lost a crocodile hunter is the same amount of time from 1986 to 2006. Yep, that has passed off. Mike.
Co-host
Planet Twitter debuted on March 21st.
Brady
When would you have guessed?
Host
Crocodile Hunter died 10 years ago, Max.
Brady
Yeah. Yeah, it feels like maybe five.
Co-host
But you think about his kid now. One Dancing the Stars when he was.
Brady
But he was only like 22.
Co-host
He was. Yeah. So he was really young.
Brady
But I thought he knew his dad a little better. Get out of here. That can't be right. Double check that. He died in like 2016, 2017. That can't be right. The crocodile hunter was 2006.
Co-host
Do you want to a list of celebrities who turned 50 this year?
Host
November or September 4, 2006.
Brady
Age 44 is crushing me. How about that? What's the other one?
Co-host
List of celebrities who turned 50 this year.
Brady
All right, let's have it.
Co-host
Reese Witherspoon.
Brady
Okay.
Co-host
Ryan Reynolds.
Brady
Okay.
Co-host
Benedict Cumberbatch. Rashida Jones. Peyton Manning. This. Sean Williams. Scott.
Brady
This seems like it's all trash.
Co-host
Yeah. Zoe Saldana is now the highest grossing actor of all time.
Brady
Oh, because she's in those.
Co-host
Because of Avatar. Fire and Ash Just put her over the 16.6 billion dollar at the box office.
Brady
What are the other ones? Outside of Avatar? She's in. That did so well. Oh, she's in Marvel.
Co-host
All the Marvel movies. Yeah. The Guardians.
Brady
Yeah.
Co-host
Number two is Scarlett Johansson. Same thing. Marvel.
Brady
Is Bill Paxton still in there?
Co-host
Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Downey Jr. All these. Marvel.
Brady
Yeah.
Co-host
Chris Pratt, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel, Chris Evans. Dwayne Johnson's number 10 number.
Brady
How about that? How about that?
Co-host
Alec Baldwin thinks John Lennon and Paul McCartney were in love and that's why Yoko Ono wanted to split them up.
Brady
Oh, there's a gay rumor now between the two bases, a video.
Co-host
Watching John Lennon and Paul McCartney in a film studio in 1969, performing an upbeat version of the Two of us. Looks like they're having fun. And at one point, the camera cuts.
Brady
To Yoko and she's not happy.
Co-host
No, not amused whatsoever.
Brady
Wasn't there out of a loud Paul in my mouth, then I'll have done it too.
Co-host
Jack Osborne says he and his wife and kids have been seeing Ozzy laughing in their dreams. All of them. All right, he's laughing in the dreams and he's. He's saying, stop crying and eat something.
Brady
He's saying to Kelly, you've got to.
Guest
Do something about Kelly. She's wasting away. She looks like Ariana Grande's ribs. She's thinner than Ariana Brady.
Brady
It's not that big a deal that I died.
Guest
We all. Everyone else knew it was coming. My own family can't handle it.
Co-host
It's also happened. British guitarist Billy Morrison told Jack he's also dreamt of Ozzy saying, he's good. He's not in pain.
Brady
How funny would it be if you had that dream?
Co-host
A word from Sharon.
Brady
Middle of sleep. I would wake up giggling for half an hour. Said, did that just happen?
Guest
Hey, John, wake up. I want to talk to you about some st.
Brady
Hey, thanks Azy.
Guest
I'm not a dream. I'm not in pain anymore.
Brady
I didn't know you were, but after.
Host
A while, it get annoying.
Brady
All right, enough. Keep it down. Sharon.
Co-host
Now, how many dreams are gonna happen? Now we talk about it.
Brady
Yeah, we force dreams into people. It's like Inception with Ozzy Osborne.
Guest
Let's get into your dream. You climb. You climb into mine. But wouldn't it be weirder if. If they said that I introduced Brady to my family through dreams.
Brady
Now that's something I just want you to know.
Guest
Someone Aussie, go to bed as my new friend Brady. I met him in the dreams.
Brady
It's Inception. Now if I had dreams about Ozzy.
Co-host
That'D be great, especially if he was my dad.
Brady
Kelly's gotta eat something. I don't know what's going on with Kelly Osborne, but it's not good. She looks horrifying. Anyway, that's it. We're done, huh? Larry's here. He's gonna take over from now and we're done for Tuesday. I will get some rest and I'll be over this by tomorrow. The Steelers thing will be off my mind. The season is over. I'm in mourning that my football season has ended and I no longer care who wins. I don't have anybody to hate.
Co-host
You'll be looking for a quarterback though, won't you?
Brady
Probably, but not immediately.
Co-host
Take some time.
Brady
Give it a couple vacation. I'll start talking about it next week. But a little depressed today.
Host
He's not coming back, right? Or is he still wishy washy?
Brady
I just said I'm not going to talk about that for a few days. Just let me have some time, pack up my bags and get out.
Co-host
He done?
Brady
Larry's coming up next. He's got a Gannon. Yeah, he's got. Yeah. Oh God. He's got no. No team in the hunt at all. And he just seems to live a better way. No pain from sports. It's awful. Larry's next. You guys be nice to him. He'll be nice back. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. Hello. It's out of control now.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (01-13-26) features the crew's trademark mix of banter and pop culture nostalgia. The main themes include a fun dive into major pop culture moments turning 20 years old in 2026, a rundown of celebrities hitting the big 5-0, and playful speculation on celebrity news and dreams. As always, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo blend irreverent humor with genuine curiosity and a touch of absurdity.
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Generational Perspective:
Alec Baldwin’s Beatles Theory (05:50 - 06:18):
Jack Osbourne Dreaming of Ozzy (06:25 - 07:42):
The Power of Talking About Dreams:
The episode maintains a playful, irreverent tone throughout, with the hosts roasting, reminiscing, and riffing off each other's jokes. Pop culture nostalgia meets the absurd, with real affection for memories and for poking fun at the march of time.